#stardew-valley
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4 hearts with someone or up iirc
On the floral dance? 4 hearts
haha i do
ok! who do you guys like in the game?
oh no do not start this
F THAT WOMAN i gave her a gift and she told me ew
sam
On my first save, I married Emily
i love haley sm i just dont like her attitude at the start, development or not
im sorry haha
How to I access settings from in game
BRO SHE CALLED ME DIRTY 💀
i always married emily except for one save, i now regret it. emily is my one and only
what are you playing on?
Elliott my beloved. That is all
Macbook
Sam is funni music man
like console or pc
|| is the farm computer worth saving for? how do i get a dwarf battery? || idk if this would be better in seasoned or not
i press escape or e
I liked Penny for her 14 heart event stuff
TY!!
and you go to the controlelr tab next to the red quit button thing
Ah yes, the moment when objective opinion starts to bloat.
It's too late now. I'll stay out because I have yet to develop relationships.
At best, I got Abigael to 2 heards...
Right now im between penny robin and leah
LMFAOO
I LOVE LEAH
U CANT MARRY ROBIN, ROBIN IS A MARRIED WOMAN
abi and seb
I want to choose all the negative things about Haley in some of the cutscenes, but I will make perfection with everyone
Spoiler for Penny 14 heart event
haha me too i cant get anyone to like me i need to figure out what to give
Just search their page on the sdv wiki
potluck is now my bestfriend
On the Gift subsection
easy hearts with everyone
who is robin married too? i'll fight them
demetrius or something.... idk hs name
well demetrius better know how to fight
Well, start with simple things that make gifts. It's easy and safe.
Like flowers or food.
I have yet to figure it out
demetrius, funny smug face
Demetrius the Cuck
he will prolly throw a bunch of science equipment at u
ok! i gave haley somethign expensive from the mine i think gold and she told me ew i was so hurt
and i never gave anyone else anything after
there is a mod though that makes them not married but thats another conversation for #modded-stardew LOL
thats so hilarious LMFAOO
The face of this man when he discovers Haley loves sunflowers or coconuts
she lieks flowers
Plot twist: You break their marriage and you get to pick one 
bahaha she does? thats actually kind of sweet
you technically do with that mod i think XD
how do I get flour and sugar and cooking ingredients??
Does he live on the street like Linus?
you can buy them, but you can only cook when you get a kitchen wich is when u upgrade ur house
Pierre's, at the bottom
which is like 10k...
Give the NPCs flowers, like daffodil
I alr have the upg
i think they still live together but they’re just “divorced roomates ” in the dialogue, my friend uses that mod so she can marry robin so i cant exactly remember LOL

then yeah, the cooking ingrediants are basically the fish and shit that u get and the flour and stuff from pierres shop
but u can also get oil and stuff from machines i THINK??? idk tho
Daffodil is disliked by Elliott, at least.
so I have to buy them
ofc what didnt i think of that i was waiting to get a kitchen
bs 
and make food as a gift
Players have the ability to craft wheat flour from wheat by using a Mill.
Friendship can be earned with Pelican Town's villagers. As friendships deepen, the villagers' dialogue lines become more friendly, cut-scenes called heart events occur, villagers are more likely to send gifts in the mail, and marriage is possible with one of the datable villagers.
i’m still on my first playthrough and i’m stuck on who to marry, rn i have 10 hearts w emily, haley, shayne and seb 
I highly recommend looking up the characters liked gifts on the wiki, just so you're not accidentally giving them stuff they hate.
haley.
HAHA HALEY
im so gay for haley idk why
smh i have to find coconuts now
screw mills I have no stone because of you Robin
NPCs have loved gifts, which will give more friendship points than liked one @iron pebble
im a gay man but haley is honestly bitchily iconic to me LMFAO
that is a little bit difficult for early game
i love her attitude at the start
Haley actually makes a very sweet wife, it's gonna be a shame when i divorce her on my villain save lmao.
bahaha haley is the girl that ruins everyone's life and they'd let her
I lucked out for getting her to date my farmer on early summer
for haley i || like when she sweetens up as her heart events go on, her 8 heart is really wholesome ||
VILLAIN SAVE???
you are so evil
There's a traveling merchant, that appears on Fridays and Sundays
you can make people date each other???
ok bye guys. i am going to have lunch now
Are you going to sacrifice the children?
Having kids with and divorcing everyone essentially.
YOU CAN HAVE BABIES ????

I mean my farmer as in my character
Aka, Gabriela
rip off person, 800 for one parsnip or smtin 
This cutesy ghost here
part of me wants to marry haley for her sweet storyline but part of me also wants to marry seb because i’m gay
ohhhh smh makes sense still catching up
woah
it’s a struggle
She has rip off prices, but she offers some pretty nice products
why not both
How do I talk. To the npcs
Batteries? Coconuts? Ancient Seeds? She got it
i’m only stickin to one playthrough atm and i dont wanna divorce one for another
I respect the traveling cart lady so much she's saved my ass for community center completion so much.
@cobalt hare do this, but them on roulette
IKR
can u divorce and marry the same person
Search a roulette site, and decide your love based the results
ooh thats a good idea
i need help why am i invested in this so much
Yes, but it's a complicated matter
Short answer yes, longer answer involves some post cc shenanigans.
yeah but not for a while i think, or theres another way to make them forget i think
not spoiling though
When you get more experienced, search about it
worst spouse in your opinons
Pls don't start this 😭😭
harvey gives me bad vibes
I love maru yallve got bad taste
I forgot Harvey was a candidate 💀
Maru was supposed to have curls
That's... sounds wrong
huh
For some reason, CA cut that
i still think robin should be a candidate
shake my hand, won't you shake a poor sinners hand?
wouldve been better with curls
she shouldve been a single mom
Make your spouse forget about what happened...
I mean im pretty sure from her portraits she still has textured hair at least. It's just hard to tell in pixel art
its evil haha
oh, well.. stardew has evil things so.. you’ll find out more about it eventually
I support a rally in favor of CA putting Maru's Curls back
it is pre cool tbf
i think they needed her to be nerdy looking
facts
sorta like velma
they couldve still given her glasses
And I though it was a cute colorful farming/exploring/fishing simulator...
wait how
LOL
long does it take to lvl up
#staytoxic
You will be terrorized once you hear about the Slime Massacre of '87
I may try doing a maru portrait mod sometime to give her curls. But i'm tryna keep busy with live2d related art rn.
i really didn’t like haley’s development changes with the headband but for some reason i seem to be tbe only one
was that squid kid of 87?!
Emily was so weird wtf
yes
the 5th sprite scares me
Wough god i wanna work on portraits now but my stomach is tryna kill me
damn ok
Emily is smiling into my soul
hahaha
emily confuses me
everyone down bad for npcs
but thats ok
i dont like emily idk why
na facsts
You guys ain't prepared for Shane early portraits
i’d pull up haley’s but i dont have image perms
emily staring at the farmer w her big ol autistic eyes
its cause she is too arrogant
Abigail >> emily
always thinking shes right lol
bro what 💀💀
i dont really like her blue hair tbh
are we playin the same game lmao
Rainbow bird > Emily
Literally the reverse
IM PISSING
A crippled bird gets more action than clint
thats now even the same person LOL
Ever saw the Young Folks video clip?
That one that starts with a Whistle?
Search it up
i just got into sv lol
dropping my sexuality for the first tbh
but thats just my first impression
Amazing song, but the video clip has the same style of drawing
emily’s a sweetheart, i love her 8 heart event its so fun and different to the others
Emily is literally one of the few people who is unconditionally kind to the farmer at the beginning.
not spoiling it though :3
wait shes hailys sister no?
yea
from what i remember she was like kinda annoying
maybe arrogant was the wrong word tbh
Ye. (fun fact it took me like 2 weeks of playing to realize this,)
haley is the annoying one
wow so you hate autistic women? smh
do i?
jk btw LMAO
LMAOOOOO
LOL
lollll
Listen to “Young Folks: https://peterbjornjohn.lnk.to/youngfolks
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Music video by Peter Bjorn And John performing Young Folks. (C) 2006 Universal Music AB
wait shes autistic?
haley and emily both have that autism swag imo
I'm getting the milk cya
OH that makes way more sense
Almost everyone is indifferent or rude
Then you move that little rugged village economy to better
everyone always sayin haleys a huge bitch but i genuinely don't think she's that rude on purpose, and only one dialogue line of hers truly strikes me as genuinely rude. but i digress
Why, every npc have depression
i dont care about npcs
Bold of you to assume this ain't the case in rl
but just the farming and mining lifesyle appeals to me
yea everyone and their grandmother needs a therapsit
tbh i only think she’s rude because she doesn’t know us and tbh i dont blame her i hate everyone too LMFAO
We got, autism, ADHD, PTSD, mommy issues, daddy issues, etc
i just think shes really shoallow
lmaoooo real
but i dont think that makes her rude
I think you should befriend her before judging.
wait is clint the blacksmith?
Ye
Emily just pays attention to Clint one fucking second
oh right
Clint, the Incel
wrong chat
waaaat
no one saw that
hows he an incel?
NO ONE SAW THAT
God i hate clint omg im so glad i moved away from my parents' house i finally got away from the clint in my life

LMFAO KAT
wtf why does everyone hate cliunt?
LOOOOL
she gives him an ounce of attention and he acts like “oh..o.oh…. y-y-ou’re talking t-to me? uWu”
he gives me iron stuff
When you pay attention to his actions and mannerisms towards Emily
and bronze stuff
IM RIGHT NEXT TO CLINT RN
tbf i havnt even completed a season
Like i said with haley. You should really play the game more and learn about the characters.
right right
the more you go through clint and emily’s heart events if you decide to you’ll understand
I understand he's supposed to be an isolated character, but he looks like someone who didn't have any type of affection when he was a child
haleys just alwys like
you need to go theough someone’s full story events before judging them
Ok tbf i get rlly upset when i break my nails 
aight
||Later she began to enjoy country life||
i personally like penny tbh
Penny is nice!
shes like quite and reads books
Cue this image
Mommy Issues
and also helps the children too
...gonna feel bad when it's her turn on the villain save
naaaaaaaa
THAT HEART EVENT IS SO CUTE,,
this makes me laugh out loud what tf is a villain save
Her pro is this room here
i just read books and like women who alos reads books
mood
yea and i think shes kind
Without going too much into details, I'm sacrificing children basically. 
Edit the save so Joja replaces the cc
True villain arc, being an Amazon minion
fantastic baha once i figure out what this means i'll do it one my main save
I love Elliott because erm. there is a very specific character from another franchise dear to me that he reminds me of,,
can u undo this?

can someone explain that event that happens when you || date too many of the bacholorettes/bacholors and depending on if u have a rabbit foot or not its a different outcome/what it takes for it to occur? i saw sumn ab it on tiktok i cant remember tho ||
No
I may be ruining all the marriage candidate's lives, but going the walmart route is too far. Fuck that. I already finished the cc anyway 
||If played persona, you know in Valentine's Day, every relationship will confront you dating another person||
yooooo i just got a ||bone sword || in the mine
LMAO. Not aa actually ive never played a single one of those games.
....but i will say the character. uhm. ahaha,
DAMN where was this
wait so they || just confront u and get pissed at u if u confirm it?||
It's a pokemon character and ive even drawn him and posted him in the server before. That's all i will say before i expose myself
They know
😭😭😭
N
oh ok, does it affect ur relationships?
Not N.
i heard if u had a rabbit foot they || dont get pissed at u ||
They won't talk with you for a couple of days but that's it
Nah
ohh ok
good pls dont expose me
i have a type its so bad
i didnt rven realize i had a type till after i married elliott and i eas like OH NO
😭😭
All of them
ohh ok
All of the bachelors or bachelorettes.
ty
I think each has a different cutscene.
I have 1 brown chicken but I need white Large egg
Should I incu it's egg or buy a new chick ?
Fishing in mobile suck
nah Controller on Mobile is Suck
So these mystic stones, how rare are they? Cause I was told I could find them in the regular mine
from what i can gather
it depends on how rare the stone your looking for
like the earth crystal is far rarier
wait sorry
i meant to say far less rarier
like a diamond is far rarier
Cause I'm going for a prismatic shard right now
steam deck is by far my favorite way to play
It's gotta be pretty rare cause I've spent almost a full season now and haven't found one yet, and I go all the way from 100-120 each time
if not for country tax, i d get a steamdeck by now
mmm that is rough. Hopefully CA will develop an abacus version
the secret ingredient is crime
right, that what rich ppl do here.
I just started my first winter and I was wondering if you guys have any tips? 
focus on investment of some fields, which mostly require you to mine ores
Ok! 
Cave time pretty much is what I do with every first winter
Oh ok ty!
Fish, mine ore and coal, befriend villagers
lumberjack or tapper
Ty! 
theres no reason to sell tapper stuffs.
Should I still let out my animals in winter?
If you open the door, they won't go outside in winter.
Ohh ok thanks 
And just in case you're not already aware, make sure you get a heater for them 🙂
i love seaniedew so much
we're not allowed to talk about post cc things in new farmers
in this channel?
yes
Im streaming on youtube my first playthrough of stardew valley
Wanted to ask, between pickaxe and axe which should I make iridium first?
id say pic in my opinion though
Pickaxe is so useful for mining. You can buy wood so axe isn't as urgent to max out
pickaxe imo.
completely cleaned my farm, cindersap forest is shaking rn
replant those tree seeds
theres a reason why i have like 30-40 of maple and oak and theres just 149 pine seeds
if you replant the tree seeds, do the planted trees drop saplings(seeds, whatever idk its called 😢 ) that will grow into new treees again.
or do only natural spawn trees have that?
it's complicated
the short answer is that trees only drop seeds when they're on your farm, but all common trees (on the farm) drop seeds in this way, whether you planted them or they were natural
They drop seeds everywhere but yea
no, trees off the farm don't drop seeds
they do?
only on the farm
Do you mean when cut or when you rustle them with a right click
only if you plant them on the farm
no, I mean naturally over time
all trees randomly drop seeds when cut/rustled
but if you plant a tree on the farm, it will also naturally drop seeds on the ground over time that will grow into more trees
that explains why my cinderforest is as bald as my uncle's head then, it looks so sad:(
cindersap forest's natural trees respawn over time
you can also plant tree seeds on the dirt patches
bro sits at a desk and stares at products for the entire day
i use the quarry as a tree farm
kind of smart if you haven’t unlocked kegs yet
I FIXED SHANE 🥳
LETS GOOOO
what’s wrong with him
drunk all the time
i do have plenty of kegs but tbh the two sheds i have of kegs are enough income
yeah fair
heavy spoiler for those who like to read dialogue blindly
DAWWWWWWW
oh my god you ficed shane.
eh he’ll be fine
now i get free kfc!
how many lvls in the mine
120
fighter or scout
figghter
bro yich didn’t you start like a week ago?
yes
what day are you
year 2 summer
damn
78 hours
for my first year i really didnt know what to do so i just went straight to sleep after farming
HES STILL TALKING ABOUT HAVING A FEW DRINKS HERE AND THERE IN MY MARRIAGE WITH HIM
yeah that’ll do it
that’s how addiction works
during y2 i actually started to plan out for cc and relationships
i’ve been clean for abt 8 months and i get him
Shane helps me immensely on my farm
no seriously I do too (for reasons I won't go into here), and I like the way it's more realistically depicted in the game
so why IS everyone ominously saying i cant fix shane?
you can’t fix but you can help
if i was a chick i would marry him
My only turn off from Shane was how rude he is at first
imma marry the blonde girl or someone else idk
penny or leah, only penny or leah
||He goes back to drinking after marriage||
So yea
If he was nicer in the beginning that would have helped in making me want to get to know him better in the game
so i just dont
Don't what
character development
thats fair but i was the opposite with haley lmao she was the first one i wanted to marry
she’s blonde that’s why
💀 LMAO
Hello
hi
hihi
Ew no, Haley reminds me of some girls I grew up with lol
basic bitches
dw dw ive changed my ways
Who would want to put up with high school drama all over again?
i married sebastion .
bruh
I feel like Haley would be super sweet later on tho
I havent done her route so idk
it’s an investment
i mean so far shes ||made me open a pickle jar, ||||find a necklace||, and ||argue over cleaning a sofa|| so idk
I feel like Shane will never change tho, idk what it is, he gives me the ick, but im trying to give him a chance
when’s her birthday so i can get some easy hearts
has anyone married penny ?? i just cant seem to be interested in her as a character at ALL
leave while you can
I personally think she's more disinterested in us but idk
oh yeah definitely
the world with be a better place
Haley's 8-heart event is the cutest of all 8 heart events and I stand by that
Spoiler: ||she does||
theres worse characters so just follow through, plus its easy since he likes beer
i actually like penny
REAL IT WAS SUPER CUTE
because she reads books and seems kind
what is y’all’s go to show to watch during playing
but tbf she also seems kinda boring
I like Seb but he smokes and I have asthma lol
i have asmaa toooo
but its less severe than when i was a kid
You know who I wont be marrying? Ever? Harvey. I heard || he doesn't give discounts when you pass out and stoll takes your stuff ||
literally like shes really nice but also i feel like id end up falling asleep if i actually got to know her
penny wants ||children BADLY. SHE WANTS THAT 😳 ||
fk why did i click that
i like watching a show called you on netflix while i play
you is great
na facts
but idk
id rather have a nice boring person than an exciting asshole
im not lying her 8 heart+ dialogue is almost always about ||children||
Yep loved the eight heart cutscene. Bad news was I got eight hearts when it was winter so I had to wait a long ass time for it
thats always been the theme of my love life tbh
i'm gonna be marrying sam soon
nice and quiet but at least they arent crazy
Which is better the fruit bats or the mushrooms? Idk what to choose
Any Elliot lovers? Idk if its the long hair or just his aesthetic or... this is a little bit of a spoiler but || he saves spiders and doesn't kill them ||
recently ive been getting cutscenes to cutscenes and can barely do my daily tasks
Bats personally
i love the man
dude is a writer like me
i want to marry him in my next save lol
we have so much in common
guys, how/where do i find seaweed
Bats, because you get free high quality fruit, instead of waiting years for trees to grow in quality
Ty 😊
I'm an artist but not a writer but I can relate
has anyone given maru a chance??
what do u write?
Let’s be honest. We all wanted to marry robin 😭
go to the ocean and fish or u can find it on the beach
i used to write a lot in high school
Who?
alrighth
that woman is so fine omg
YES YES YES
I SWEAR TO GOD
Historical fiction/drama mostly
robin's daughter, sebastions step sister
niceeee
likes science-y stuff
Why can't Demetrius share her?! I'll lobe both of them! Nothing wrong with that
Ngl Willy is the coolest guy
haley 8 heart event might be cute(i never saw it pls no spoil) BUT SHANE IS HUGGING A CHICKEN AND TALKING TO IT
The red head that likes robotz
willy and linus >>>
IT IS CUTE
i dunno HOW demetrius pulled her ||all of the cutscene interactions with them are just arguing LOL||
BRUH
Haley would be a swiftie irl I swear to god
I gtg back to work, but ill be back in like 20ish minutes
robin tunes into bbc every night
LMFAOO
Agreed
Elliott has two t's in it...
That command doesn't work here anymore
bc it was annoying af
Because everyone kept spamming it lel
bruh abigail wants to be an ||anime protagonist||
Watched all 6 seasons of young Sheldon while playing Stardew💀💀
is it the purple hair??
yes
Do i lose zhe hearths from my animals if they have 3-5 hearths and i stop to greet/pet them?
btw, can i catch seaweed with training rod?
Yeah I asked this a while back and you do
Thanks
I think so lmao
I don’t remember I stopped using it once I switched to fiberglass
im literally on the ground sobbing why did i have to pick MUSHROOM CAVE for the save i was trying to be committed to
whats the easiest way to obtain seaweed
^^
I have to wake up early 😔
u see
got the seaweed
now i have to give it to leah
im at her cottage but its locked
have fun with that she locks it in the morning
do you have 2 hearts with her?
bruh queen of sauce taught me a recipe that uses melons 1 week before summer ends
Hey, who's the "best" character to marry, personality aside
yeahh thats why i put some crops in chests for if i need them later
Thats the whole point of getting married here and you just push it aside
lol the wool price is crazy
theres no best character, as the benefits rarely even so just enjoy the dialogue
still buying bc i need it for cc
It's a video game tho
So what
stardew valley = dating sim in disguise
They are all equally useless
i mean you can platonically marry krobus
marriage is kinda useless if you dont like reading dialogue or any of that
I saw him but he was running from me, and idk where he went
hi guys anyone want a pink hat
60 museum donations.
youll see him soonn
sure give hat pls :D
Do all married people || water your plants occasionally ||
You cant marry krobus
they do that?? i thought they were fr useless
like it literally happens once in a lifetime, its so rare
I got 170 coines
They do it like once and never again, dont get your hopes up
yeah but you can ||invite him to move in with you and you get the hug animation instead of the kiss animation when u click him :D||
Thats not a marriage
|| Elliott waters my crops like once or twice a week. Good husband ||
i see it as a platonic marriage
There is no best, but my favorite so far is Elliott. He's very romantic
damn atp i don't even need sheeps, emily just keep giving me cloth
can i trust you
Yesssss
no but yes
Go hug your best friend and tell them you married them platonically
hi ralsei
GMp ioehc
lmao it’s more like your roommate
it works the same as a marriage so im seeing it as one
which seeds are good to sow after my first parnsnip harvest
😭
yeah that too
but platonic marriage sounds better
plus i just like to think of it as platonic marriage
^^^
also, whats the first thing i should spend my money on
its cute
Shane is good to me too honestly, but I like Elliott's personality more
shane has a good redemption arc from what i’ve heard
i kinda want to give maru a try
shanes a cool guy

Why Shane? Can someone please enlighte. Me on this
shes nice and nerdy and likes building gizmos
I'm being genuine when asking btw. Like please
so cute!
hes like the one person who would seem fine as a friend
“i can fix him” mentality
lol
you can fix MOST of him
IA that all?
uh some think he’s cute or handsome
he works at joja mart. he's unfixable
plus he likes chickens!!!
He's a hard worker
HE DOES?! No wonder why he's so miserable
LOL yeah
do bunnies shed wool
Even though he hates his job, he's a hard worker lol
And he works hard for me on my farm
no, they give rabbit’s feet
I work at Walmart so I felt that
wtf
they do shed wool
there's wool in my coop
wait
omg I used to work there, hated it
what
How do you get rabbits foot
oh okay thanks ralsei
they give both 🥰🥰🥰
happy bunny
it’s been so long since i’ve had rabbits oh my gosh
when ppl r so confident and yet so wrong kinda funny ngl
I see bunnies in the wild but can't catch them
my speciality :)
you need to buy them from marnie
u can’t
Oh 👌
those are just lil animations to make the game cute
rabbits shed wool
dw i thought the same thing
the squirrels and woodpeckers
Ao no snow white stuff got it
💀
Who should my emo farmer boy Julian marry? His hobby is fighting monsters who creep onto his farm every night. And please don't say Abigail, she irritates me for some reason lol.
krobus scarecrow when
haley
SEBASTION
sunshine x grumpy vibes
what crops should i get after my first harvest
You know who I liked when I first started playing stardew? Marnie.
emo x emo.
you literally describing abigail rn
yk what youre so valid for that
But she's married. But Robin. ROBIN
a mix of each, but i’d say potatoes for money
Julian sees Seb as a rival
robin has two children and a husband
...enemies to lovers
Shes so cute to me
Seb could never match the...emoness of Julian
OMG
BUT WHY
demetrius is crazy for marrying robin, she has massive biceps and could probably throw him
7 hours playing stardew today very unhealthy
no need to match, go haley for opposites attract
Yes. I want that
god i need her so bad
literally why does her husband exist
smh
Make them divirce
yall down bad
robin: building literal structures almost 24/7
demetrius: hm… funny rock
And bat cave
is there any faster way to make wild seeds
LOL JULIAN AND HALEY WOULD BE INTERESTING
also demetrius: this flying rat is giving us food
IKR
||he doesnt even support her building most of the time 🙄 there was a scene where he didnt like the perfectly handcrafted bed she made and i was like "HOW DARE YOU"||
Shred through fiber in mines
guys let me show you Julian hold on
okay
i have an average of 10 hours a day
But I like bats and the fruit. Elliott loves all fruit (except for solmonberry)
if i didn’t have a job? hm…
isnt his fav fruit pomegranate ?
reasons why you shouldnt marry shane and just leave him at 8 hearts:
- hes already peaked in life
he seems like a pomegranate kinda guy
oh crap i literally forgot about the 2nd girl i wanted to marry
what
Yes
leah <3333 we can go and paint stuff together it'd be so romantic
stardew: polygamy mod
and her cottage is peak i love it
YES
wait why can't I upload pics
lol i forgot about wizard for the 7th week in a row, hes still at 4 hearts
oof
ur a new member and i think they have rules 4 us in terms of images
need lvl 2 in chat bots
If I ever make a game of this genre, I will have certain couples that is open to a third. WHY CANT WE MARRY ROBIN AND HER HUBBANS
oh ok! lol
cheating bad >:(
ez solution, date everyone
Fr
i say this as i try turn half the village into a gf/bf
But what if it's not cheating and we're all in this together
village poly
you would be outmatched by demetrius's...
polyamory mod comes in clutch here
AHHHHH
Btw does it matter if you choose boy or girl?
wym
demetrius would be the typa dude to go "erm actually 🤓" and tell everyone ur having a big giant affair
I saw a tiktok where they said tou get 500 gold in the mail instead of cookies if yours a girl is this trur
u get different gifts in the mail and slightly (rlly fucking slightly liek i think like 2 lines r changed) different dialogue but that’s about it
For boy mom will give you cookies and girl dad will give you money
hey, theres a reason why robin married him
i mean not by much, at the start of the game if u choose dude u get cookies and if ur a girl u get 500 extra g
but i think thats all
oh lmao certain things change
certain cutscenes have minor diffs
what does she see in that man 
a big thing
NAAAW. vile

his big heart
last guy couldnt handle her massive muscles
demetrius cant handle allathat
give her to MEEEEEEEE
theres gotta be a mod for this problem
i mean we DO literally run across town and cut down entire forests for fun
leah is somehow the single version of robin
nah
nahhh
time travel
leah is artsy cottagecore, robin is big strong woman cut tree build things
leah does some woodworking but robin builds HOUSES
THE WORDING OMG
big strong woman cut tree build things
literally described her whole personality in 7 words
robin can build buildings in 3 days, and a cabin in 3 seconds
ohh
man clint interrupted my moment with emily
OH MY GOD.
murder
welp i married sam so I can't say much lol
I GOT THAT SCENE YESTERDAY AND THAT MADE ME SO MAD
emily is literally staring into my soul when i see her
yeahh !
omg yeah 😭 i got my first house upgrade recently and i kept thinking robin would eventually take a break or sleep or something and every time i checked on her i was like "no? well uh... alright... ;;>_>"
can clint not be a loser for 2 seconds 😨
also hi im new 👋
i got portraits mod to fix that
Hello
hihi
hi !!
hiiu
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idk why but i have unusual hatred for clint
clint is creepy
very
and he ||stalks emily||
don’t worry
literally everyone in the server
Cannot stand clint
i don't like how he said "congrats poech"
oh yeahh i got that cutscene . and then i got emily's 8 heart cutscene right after it
the last time i saw clint was when i picked up my last upgraded pickaxe
i feel like i have this convo like once a month on why clint is so bad
literally the timing made me PISSEDD
and how he kinda stalks emily
For no reason i hate clint epik
W ben
oh and 99% of the discussions in here are not even about the game but just about the characters
yeah, like what did emily want to say
HI
hi vil !
||she was probs gonna smooch us 🙄 clint ruined the moment||
helllooo poech

well i am married so that'd be cheating lmao
still though
wow, lewis is such a cool guy i mean he grows plants every day and he is always trying to improve the village! 

i wanted to keep his shorts
to put in the luau someday
but i gave it away accidentally
fun fact: marnie is mixing the soup at the luau
she's kinda blind for not seeing the shorts
that soup looks like sewage water i dont blame her for not being able to see them
poech you can get more underpants
really ?
just wear staircases in the trousers slot
oh yeah ik about that
whaat??
Don't judge me, Marnie!
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i wanted lewis' ones
i didnt know abt that ty'
shes literally watching me drop them in
lmao sewage water
..ur right
i dont get why the governor comes to that event but not the baller fall event?? or the jellyfish one?? missing out
what's the baller fall event ? 😭
baller.
and somehow beer makes the soup a 5 michelin star meal
LMFAO its the one with the maze
idk he hungri
ahh, free pumpkin
!! ^^^ yes
since i get to put pierre in his place
the flower dance makes me feel single but all the other ones are cool
most of them is kinda boring imo
i feel fine abt flower dance
haha i did the luau for the first time yesterday and i brought sashimi for the potluck but then it wouldnt let me put it in so i got upset and just poured in some fucking coffee to spite him . and then bro still enjoyed it 😭 😭
i sold the prismatic shard for 2k gold
caffeinated soup 🤲
1 heart of friendship
lmfaoo
lmao
rip
well 2k, you could buy 20 grass starters
the first time i got the luau i put a parsnip in there thinkin itd be good....he was not happy
wtf vil
WAIT WHA-
whatt
my friend krobusters made that
OH
someone put Linus in the soup
I thought it was real
LOL
he hates parsnip soup, enjoys coffee soup and wont even allow sashimi or mayo soup to exist?? he's trippin !!
i was like "wtf do i have to put in the soup to get THAT cutscene??"
imagine all the mud and germs washed into the soup
fr! mans doesnt know good soup at ALL !!
it looks like sand tbh
kinda
that soup actually looks like a biohazard ew
it looks like sand with objects that could pierce your stomach
yea I’m not touching a mystery soup
that a million flies and insects probably also took a swim in
shane probs spiked the soup
Pam would spike the soup shane probsbly wouldn’t want to
extra seasoning
BAHAH most of his scenes are so odd

the wild bait one
selam
yeah 😨
ahh shit
ok y’all be careful with spoilers yes
dw you wont forget it when it happens 💀
yeah
•-•
robin might be a demigod
with the way i praise her i wouldnt be suprised
i've put this woman on work for 3 buildings in a row and she still smiles
BRO??? ALEX DIALOGUE ||SAID HE JUST THREW OUT HIS NEW SHOES BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT TO DONATE IT AND SEE SOMEONE WEARING IT||
wtf

👉👈
aLex
..........yeah this is why i didnt gift him ever again after he was like "what do you want farmer girl" in his daily dialogue 🧍♂️
i did not need to see shy linus 😭
misogynist 
She probably enjoys it
got it from his grandpa LOLL
no food or sleep tho 😢
lmao
: B- baka!
She eats you don't see her do it
omfg tsundere george
all muscle no brain
mhm tsundere george
vil is slowing leaning towards the dark side
he just wants some of that trash

💪 🫵
NOO my masterpiece..ruined
needs to be an emote
THANK U for appreciating art
people look at me like I’m crazy because I like dropping an
uWu every now and then
💀
that day might even be today
or yesterday
or the day after yesterday\
or since he was an embryo
Kawaii desu ne cwoalie-san? Nya Nya Nya~~

BRO
speechless
wtffff

and lucy was just meming someone else who was unironically saying uwu
So I think you should blame me for that quote lol
me rn
ac u are such a hero for trying to take the fall for me
u get 1 vil point for that
Lol
LMFAOO ur bears are so real
idrl racoons
I HAVE MORE
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