#stardew-valley
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mathing
Hi
it's gonna be 8-4-4
if i do not use speed gros, hence 22nd, 26th and 30th which doesn't exist
ooh so speed gros should be fine
i'm gonna go buy speed gros
wow
hey what do you guys think about haley?
Calculations
that was a lot of math
Mid
i find her alright
kinda adorable
She still mentions Alex if you marry her
I feel bad about her situation
damn
she likes alex?
i think they're just friends
Aby talks about sebastian too
yeah
ah mk
They are like the most couply couple in the game imo Alex and Haley
They look so much those couples in the teen american highschool movies
ikr
Real
The quarterback and the cheerleader lol
lmao yeah
i married alex in the first save but he never talked abt her
I played with a friend she married Alex I married Haley and they both mentioned each other
weird
Like hey if you see Alex or Haley around tell them I said hi 😳
he never mentioned her to me 
With blush portrait face
my husband be cheating
Maybe because you two have a good relationship
that’s why i’m going for seb or elliott
New pierre
Those do be the two best Bachelors good choices
I already married with maru..bro its strange
I never Married Maru
Demetrius is so annoyng
How bout penny though 
he is
hi
ello
Actual cardboard cutout
I hate he with all my forces
i’ve never heard of anyone marrying maru tbh
I did lol
i ignore all his request stuff
i hate him
She is a good wife at least she take care of the home well
Same
how is it with maru
if u go tro__gh maru cutcenes u will hate him more__
She is nice but she don't got much personality
Say less
i heard of what he does
demetrius just is annoying to me tbh but he’s like my third highest friend
Demetrius is an actual NPC
Now I wanna marry Maru and see the cutscenes
Maru personality is being demetrius daughter
why
i think there’s a cutscene at 2 heart with maru that will make you hate demetrius so much
Demetrius be asking for the worst quest too
In The nice ones with maru we make an robot and see the stars at the company of each other
Like hey go kill 5 rock crabs
The hardest enemy to find
I just marry with exotic parships
i got that the day before and i ignored it
I always do lol
if anything involves his name i look away
Real
Sounds pretty damn cute
But he still charging you when you get unconscious EVEN AFTER MARRIED!
I divorced at the next day when he did this
No family discount
im now to lv 50 in mines and completed a bundle in think so far only left is the adventurers one
you want him to risk his job? 😭
I let he live at my house
no i completef the sdventures and the blacksmiths
did you marry sam or penny yet
only the geologist remains
Sam has some spicy cut scenes
I married Penny
Nah i never saw anyone that married with sam
i think we’re his only income
Hi
yo
hii
lmao
Hello
i’m starting to come around to sam but i think it’ll always be seb
hi tito
nobody likes sam lol
Konichiwa
yeaa seb reign again
are you from the balkans,tito?
all i saw was a song from him and vibes LOL
I had struggles friending that one too
No I'm from the US of A 🥹
his hair needs help
I was fishing And I got dinosaur egg lmao😃 And I just started the Game Im new on the Game😃😃😃
unless u have 2 heart
I had to 2 hearts them to get easier friendship
oh h okay cause josip broz tito was the center of yugoslavia
the balkans were ok till he died
yo is this normal im at summer rn day 14 and still total earnings 30k 💀
but yeh off topic
wtf i need to make 24 quality sprinklers for my strawberries
you earn more then i do
Good stuff pretty rare find save that
Fire Quartz give 3 Refined Quartz btw
if smelted
what. fr? lmao
REALLY ?
wait for the same time or
Yes
Yeah I know I watched 1001 videos about stardew valley
yea like i’m earning 10k max in fall too
OMG, THANKS XERRO
i’m doing something wrong
Reallly???
that's gotta be cap
2 birds in 1 stone on level 80 if your farming gold ores
How did I not know that
i earn most from fishing around 5k when i want to fish
go get some fire quartz as well for ez refined quartz
That's super useful
Im saving up for 5k to get bigger house So How I get money fast
i’m not, i just suck at planning and then i get derailed with my plans
Cause I like the flooring you get with refined quarts
fishing is easiest money giver
it takes time but it is worth it
Oh okay, ty.
Yeah the minigame Is ez coz Im on pc
for a start you will earn low income so you have to persevere
Yeah
Level 80 good spot to farm fire quartz and gold ore
81* actually
Ty ty I never really have a use for fire quartz besides like donating it in my play throughs ty
yoo should i drop this diamond at da bin or to museum
when you just go mining to kill these 1000 slimes and annoying insects and duggies🔥🔥
Definitely museum
Museum first
ight
You can use Diamond for emergency Friendship Gift
You can get another one super easily on later mine floors
Yea 81 best for gold, 41 for iron And 21 for the Red things I dont remember What that was
8 people love diamond
Copper
Im sad coz I gotta get incubator to get infinite dinosaurs
i also mine 21 for amethys
Ty
does strawberry grow in fall? what's da best seed for fall?
Idk
I use amethyst to gift to Abigail
Cranberries
Pumpkin if you have Keg Cranberries if 1st year
will store them just for her
strawberries are spring only unless in the greenhouse, pumpkins and cranberries are good for fall
i have a friend called abigail so it is personal for me😂
lol😂
damn this hat looks good
Xd yea
Its giving me taco vibes
Mexican vibes
Lol its a mexican sombrero
💀💀
Its funny to see one in game because i live in mexico😂

Caroline is best girl so I'm sure they will let it slide
Girl?💀
We dont judge you can put anything on taco

She's a mother o can't call her a "girl"
emily is a mom?
No
@visual tangle we are talking about Caroline
ooooh
Depends
You mean the parrot?
Yea
In that case yeah
I downloaded the stardew valley today😉
Gl playing it mate
Gl
Just try avoiding spoilers
Thats pretty good for the first day playing it
Damn its nice
Probably it wasn't the best thing to do
hi!
Hi
Nah just joking💀💀
Ye
It isn't that bad
agreed dino eggs arent worth it, i have like 2 dinos
Duck give 525g duck mayonaise with artisan
o pls delete
At least its cute
no mention of post cc
Pls delete wdym
delete the message
^ cant mention post cc
post-cc content is not allowed in here
i said above
You can't mention the G word
Oh okay
The message
You can't mention the Galangal twin
What Is g word
It's post Community Center event
the word u said
If you are going for coop try buying rabbits
Ging YK?
Galangal Island twin
They are good for gifting
What I dont understand
The late game area
it's post community center content
i tell in #stardew-spoilers
which would be a spoiler for newer people
Yes
Okay
That's why even ||Skull Cavern|| need to spoiler tagged
Sortuu
Woow
Feel free to get help
I didnt know that one

Ahh yea noo its ok because i played before but im still a newbie aswell so i dont care about spoilers
Bro saul goodman is just so god damn funny 😂
i hope thats stardew valley related!
does speed-gro make regrowing plants produce their stuff faster?
@grim fractal i think yes
wdym hes an npc in zuzu city
omg so true
That came out of no where💀
Speedgrow only helps with the first growth
i am always here. watching. waiting for you to go off topic so i can verbal you.
any regrowth from a crop is not affected anymore
The watcher 💀
Is there a picture of where || iridium sprinklers need to go in the greenhouse? ||
You can find a layout in google
Ty!

\
This is just wrong
why did you craft iridium sprinklers?
Thanks!
Im kinda sad cuz I have watched So much videos And now i know everything And the spoilers😭
oh
Sadly
? its how u do it with iridiuum lol
but i agree it looks weird
I use 6 of them and it still covers the whole area how is that 8?
that seems extremely inefficient
in the end of the game, you get to kiss lewis
For crops that have long growth time its good
im not sure i use regular ones anyways
Brooooo
meant the sprinklers
I didn't know
In the greenhouse?💀💀
im getting bored in stardew
oops no on my main farm, cause i dont plant anything there anyways 💀
giving somebody a pshard by accident
make sandy dateable 😭
i started a new save
Regular you mean the 4 tile ones?💀💀
Ok imma just
yeah cause i dont plant on my farm
Try a new farm
very rarely
im in summer day 15 i got 11k rn what should be da best to spend this money on
Blue berries
it would be cooler if it actually was in the game
nah, then we'd need a male bachelor
Have a great day every1 Imma hop off dc now👋👋
I didn't know you can plant trees at ||Green house||
is it not gon die in fall?
linus 🔥
Goodbye my friend
u plant any crops yet?
Linus wouldn't touch you with a stick
@cedar raven yea you can
Added u modric🙌
keep dreaming
Cya<3
i do strawberries
Like outside the plot
FINALLY
in summer lol
It does, but i suggest that you keep your money and in fall buy cranberry seeds
@cedar raven yes
hi KCancelled
I'VE CRAFTED 24 SPRINKLERS
u said ur in summer right
Apparently that's a thing I never knew about till now lol
💀
i mean blue
lol
ok ok good
Time to get to level 1k
Welp gotta get some potassium
ok i'm tired and is gonna sleep now
strawberries irl are late spring-early summer crop
I've gotta behave then I guess
better be a good level up msg bro
goodnight guys
Goodnight
or day
@abstract wyvern night
It's gonna be kc is stinky
id be honored
thanks guys 
Fine then I'll censor kc
YO
💀
** is stinky
KC*ncelled
5 MORE LETS GOOO

Yo

Don't let the chat die i wanna earn xp
where do i sell my fruits and stuff
Shipping bin
That meme is dead
I miss the meme
lso if i grow a turnip where do i get the seed back if u cant
Turnip?
Probably parsnip
yes
You dont get seeds from harvesting, only the grown crop
oh
If you want your seeds back you can place them in seedmaker
With sunflowers being the exception where you get both
k
Coffee beans work similarly, you harvest seeds, which can either be replanted or turned into coffee
what the heck is a seedmaker also
how and where do i ship stuff
machine which you unlock at farming lvl 9
crops -> seeds
oh
where is caroline located
thx
People skipping the intro be like 
its for a quest
There's a shipping bin right next to your house

close enough lol
How do you know what's a seed maker yet you don't know where's the shipping bin is
Ok tbf, its not that hard to guess what a seed maker does lol
i only know it has more islands that i saw in a short but nothing else
where do i craft stuff
level 5 foraging, forester or gatherer
Depends
gatherer
I suggest forester
foresters lvl 10 perks are bad

We dont want the level 10 perks
gatherer into botanist is amazing
They need wood early game
im with destroyable bushes mod so its another way to get wood
There are always more trees to chop
Depends on the farm
default/Standard idk the name
Im riverland and finding wood is nightmare
I highly doubt anyone clears the whole map of trees in early game
How are people having issues with getting wood other than energy spent
Go with gatherer then
where marnie's ranch
south of your farm
Southern part of your farm
Go there and exit your farm you see a big building
you can see the locations on the map too
When I start out a new save should the first thing I do be farming and then clearing the trees? That’s what I do usually
Its better to get 100 wood first
Then go farming
im also with stardew valley reimagined so the valley is bigger and has more wood gatherer should indeed be better
tysm yall
You can do whatever you want 
No problem
Gotcha gotcha
is chocolate cake profitable to sell? or should i keep it for mines
Keep it
ight
Hardly any dishes are worth selling tbh
Yea
where is robin's axed
YESSSS
Do you wanna know or do you want a hint?
Go north of your farm
Hint
its on da sewers
the axe from quest
ace?
axe
💀
oh
acks
u use an axe to cut trees down
Ax
and logs
cutting wood
south
it tells me in jounrla
Search the southern woods
ye, i think we established where the axe is by now lol
ou ok
WHERE IS ROBIN
Youll see at the beginning of y3
i really wish the map was more accurate :/
were is robin i cant find
its thursday
Ok then I have no idea
You can't find her or her place?
where is robin
look at her schedule
's house
does hop still work on fall or only for summer
only summer
Go north of your farm and take the road
then u see house to go house
Completed the sentence
emoji picture
i aint got nitro
😭
Sad
Casually waiting to be released from towns people trapping me in a corner 
I need XP
me too bro
holding u hostage i see
😭
Waiting for someone to ask something
Life saver I stg
also works irl
hru bro
Doin good
thats good
Wbu
im doing good as well
What about ur cat
best spouse? mushrooms or bats? ancient fruit or starfruit? what to do with first iridium? whats gus' favorite gift? where to fish for money?
put a tapper on a tree and wait for it to produce
what cat
Gives you product every week
answer these individually once a minute
Best energy food?
5 days for pine tar, 7 for oak resin and 9 days for maple syrup
Like in terms of just how easy it is to get and how much it gives
salad or gold staar cheese are good
salad from saloon, gold cheese from happy cows
K
lol
Should i answer them?
You need those to know or just giving me free xp?💀
what's the luck for your day lol
Which ones
yay!
Oh i know the game inside out lol, but feel free to answer lmao
lmao

for the last four?
i wouldn't say it's a spoiler, just different playstyle choices
Not much
valid
You wanna know them?
does hops need some watering?
Sprinklers
yea
but sprinklers are best for them since you can't walk through them
how bout my crops does da chicken ruins it without fences?
have to go to a certain shop
Plant them
they don't ruin them, but crows can eat them if you don't have a scarecrow
Animals will not bother your crops. Well, except for crows.
ight
how to get coal
can find it in the mines, chance when mining stones
or you can use the kiln by giving it 10 wood
i purchase da 5k from da train how do i get access with dat?
Slay dust sprites
da bus repair i mean*
oh, you don't get the bus repair until the bundle is fully completed
ohhhh i seee damn
you have to buy all the purchases within the bundle
but you still get a small reward :)
what does Clint like that’s the easiest to get
I don’t keep track of these things
i usually give him the good stuff from geodes
the gems and better minerals
normally i just load up on amethyst or topaz
wood mallet or claymore
i like the wood mallet
being trapped or waiting to be released?
depends if you defend a lot
Yea
explosive ammo launched at him
i kinda just get enemies near a wall and then spam
cool thanks!
glad to help
Yall have relationships with these people? They all rejected me for the dance 
LL
first year flower dance is usually very lonely for the player
i dance with my friends cause i havent done a solo world in months
gotta go for perfection yk I’m like a little over halfway

I dance by myself
but haley or abigal are usually the people easiest to get 4 hearts with before the dance
really
Haley
mhm
I think leah
haley is the easiest since her bday is before
honestly W
^
oh forgot about birthdays
stinky shane
Shane reeks
LMAOOO
haley would be best bet for first year, but i'm going for penny in my solo save rn
when can i marry someone?
you gotta date them first
relate to totems
Its a spawn point
a cool thing
gow
which means you gotta have 8 hearts with them and ask to date them
(with a lil help from a funky lil fella)
bros just chillin
all my energy has been wasted on fishing all the best i got was a SILVER sturgeon??? ridiculous!!!
use fish pond you donut
i've gotten rusty
multiply
hey! im new to stardew and i'm really overwhelmed lmao i got to summer with not alot of gold and im not sure what's best to do ect? can anyone help me?
i'd say fishing would be easiest money maker if you sacrifice the energy
also welcome!!!
(i say this as i'm sluggshly walking back to my farm from fishing exhaustion)
welcome to da server, fishing, clayfarming, and crops r the easiest ways to make money early game but yeah what kaecy said fishing
then try and get some crops (make sure you get the bundle crops!)
ohh yes for the community centre
do you have any animals?
whats the secret of mining
i have 4 chickens
level i mean
what
Wdym?
are you using mayo machines?
like how can i level up
nothing jsut show up
chat
no lol should i be?
Feel free to get help
unless you went rancher route, i would
Spirits eve doesnt require anything, just have some empty slots in your inventory
10 xp per minute so just keep talkin
In the mines or in this server-?
mines bruh
OH
OH LMAO
💀
get the good stuff then whack rocks until you find ladder
You gotta find staircases and use them, it saves every 5 levels
find ladders
alright also i've got like 26 normal sprinklers but idk how to lay them out? sorry im asking so many questions
!sprinklers
it's alright! we're here to help :)
like i go 5 ladders i get 5 levels?
!speinkler
you've got the ones that do the four directions?
yeah like the regular ones that need 1 copper and 1 iron
ah
I think you may be mixing up the levels for the skill mining and levels in the mines

@weary compass either way, i'd get some mayo machines
mayo worth lot more than regular eggs, unless you're going rancher
||Do I do if trash bear requested some kind of soup||
You look for the soup, if you dont know what it is you could send am image in #images-and-memes and someone could try and figure out what recipe it is
ahhh im only lvl 3 so ill pick the other one when i get there
ah gotcha
Ay
8/10 drip
Gaht daym cowboy vibes
dapper fella
ma man 100/10
||if you had gold trimmed purple lucky shorts it would be a 10||
Classic
miner or geologist

@weary compass i'd say this for the most compact regular sprinkler layout
and just keep adding until you run out
you can obvi spread them out if you want, this is just the most fitted one that i know of
thank you! ill set this up now you've been such a help i just made my mayo machine! lol
woo hoo!
do that daily and you'll have a lil extra every time you wake up :)
small side hustle lmao
also, when my ancient seed is matured what should i do with it?
you mean the fruit or the artifact
once you get a green house plant it in there
should i start barn now ?
def wanna make sure you got a scarecrow next to it rn
if a crow gets that, it's gonna suck
but def keep it and use seedmaker
alright!
keg it
wine!!!
Mmm starfruit wine
🤤
Make some
preserve jar?
NO
moar farming
keeping it is better than preserve jar lmao
i'd wait until you have a keg, or make more seeds
if using a seed maker, you run the risk of losing it tho
game of chance
just got a random garbage hat
What season you are at
hooray
stylish
mhm
yoo should i start barn now in summer?
Remember crows only go after the 16th planted seed and up, doesn't go for the 15 below.
Thats what I've found to be the case anyway..
If you dont got nothin planted it goes from there but if you do have stuff planted well, scarecrow time!
The difference between non artisan starfruit wine or jelly is 700g. Keeping that starfruit for 3 more seasons until they get farming 8 just to make wine might not be worth it, the money from the jelly can be reinvested earlier on
i hope they've got stuff planted lol, they've got 26 sprinklers
depends on their current farming lvl
true
no, dont plant hops in that case
Idk
regrowable crops shine when being planted at the beginning of the season
they regrow but it's already late
since it's late, i'd get some that grow in fall too
give him gift omg

yo lure master or mariner for crab pot fishing path 
the one with no bait imo
Lure Master is nice
Lure master
alright
fishing skills are just mid in general
my bad gamers
stardew valley but its not stardew valley and you continue working a 9 to 5
more like a 6 am to 2 am tho
real
good for us, moving away from our shitty corporate desk job in the big city to get to the valley and do hard manual labour for 18 hours a day

we’re iconic
touch grass?
we could tho
oh in game
nothing is stopping us
Nothing screams healthy quite as aggressively chomping down 28 big cheese pieces a day
farm work?
( we do work that the titan itself can't do for 20 hours straight)
No fat in the blood for sure
Mines
just some blood in our fat
anything
Chop tree
"Some"🤏
(i assume that counts)
Wake up, cut 15 trees, eat 32 spring onions, cut 16 trees, pass out at 2am, repeat
how does multiplayer work for pc i usually play console but switched over
bruh vault bundles is literally all money
Health life

wym how
mhm
u better start earning bank
like physically how or how in the game
Its very similar to playing solo tbh
alrightyyy got my sprinklers placed, what's the best crops for summer?
Blueberries are nice
u can inv through steam if ur using that or they can join via code
Melons too
just make sure u click co op on the start menu
Blueberries
thanks bubba
blueberries ARE nice, plus the regrow
But worth
^^^
i completely forgot about the wizard, hes kinda been in complete isolation for the past year 😅
Oh god thats a spot i almost missed
The wizard tower
I gptta decorate that as soon as possible damn
A
aaaaaaaaa
My grandpa's fridge: GGGGGG💀
💀
I think the maker of the fridge accidentally spammed G💀💀
W honestly
where can i get apple
fruit tree
bouta finish my community center
Either from an apple tree or if you chose/are going to choose from the bat cave
or if you have a certain thing unlocked
Congratulations
the one apple that took 10 freakin years to get
lmao
oh okay
yeah i did say freak
it's 1???
no
oh i was about to say
i got 2 other apples from my fruit bat cave
Bats are op
mushrooms are cool but are they cuter than bats? no.,
Im glad i chose the bat cave
i rest my case
YAY
Mushrooms are okay
CONGRATS 🎉🎉🎉
Aye well done
Congrats my friend
How long does it take?
Lot.
I swear if it takes like 10 years in game-
You can do it in year 1
depending on how you play and if you get everything at good times
Its a sort of a challenge
the stinky vegetable holding up year 1 completion: 😈
💀😂
I’ve nearly done the crafts room and the boiler room
I just need two things for the crafts room and one for the boiler room
Gl getting them
what season / year are you at
Im on day 22 of fall year 1
Im still gonna try dw
lmao
Its just the fish tank and the pantry thats making me lose hope
Its never late
The bulletin board is like in the middle
Im like so close to just giving in and going the joja route
The fish are annoying
NO JOJA
Why?
My friend hold the line
(we don't judge but also GROSS)
think of the children!!!
I know that the joja guy is a bit mean but like the movie theatre
Who let the fortune teller set up tent in the graveyard
What if i dont like children?
No one knows
||dove.||
think of emily's smile when she sees the crafts room!!!
I do like emily
I’ll continue with the community centre
woo hoo
yeh joja is so souless though didnt try it yet
Also what floor in the mines does fire quartz spawn? Its all i need for the boiler room
but just thinking of abandoning the community and just bringing them gifts,then its just bribery
He is an awful man
once you hit lava floors, you'll know
Stole a bunch of pierre’s customers
I’ve reached floor 85
i think it's like 80-90

not including the plain floors obvi
Kk thanks
but it can any above i believe
The sooner i get the minecarts the better
Yeah it is
And the passing out at 2am and possibly getting charged gold if someone from joja finds you
Its a scam
lmao
I wonder what the joja guy is gonna think when i fix the community centre
Are you able to play split screen co-op on the same computer?
i don't think so
Sorry no clue im an xbox player
alright thank you
you can do local, but it's gotta be two diff devices
okay thanks
Have you googled it?
speaking of the museum guy he is a scammer too
@cobalt hare You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Congrats!!!
ooo congrats
How so?
also which device
doesnt tell me of any treasures but says he will
Gunther just doin his job
maybe the book does but idk how to get it
uhhh how to get aquamarine again
I think you have to like click on the treasures
regular caves or
ah okay
No clue i got it from like wooden crates in the ice levels
Yes
10 xp every minute lol
So I try to send one message per min
Have u checked ur lvl btw?
Get those gains
How do I get batter packs?
Battery packs
you get battery packs from lightning rods
oh, usually you wait until a thunderstorm with lightning rods
should i grind fair for star points to get stardrop?
i don't think those have quality to them though?
YES
pain :(
you can just do the orange green thing
How do you get lighting rods?
time to gamble
you can craft them
craftable
i think you need foraging level 6
guys pick a color
purple
light grey
green or orange
nah, not taking the fall if you fail
I am ✨bored ✨
on your own with gambling
cmonnnn
lmao it's a game of chance
ik
green is 75%
whats a good way to grind for hardwood
what axe do you have
secret woods
Ye
im doin that rn
that's the best way
u can plant mahogany trees
Why is every mod a bird 
yeah thats the fastest its gonna go unless u cut trees
best you can do besides a hardwood farm
kirby is a bird?
Xp farming
What? No every Junimo is a bird




