stardew-valley

[void sonnet]

starter sprinkler is booty I got the better one so quickly that they were obsolete almost right after I got one for the first time

[broken horizon]

Hey I'm back with the worst experience!

[keen ice]

Yea imho starter sprinklers are too expensive and not worth the resource cost

[harsh anchor]

It’s kinda crazy how complex this game is it doesn’t seem very complicated at first

[keen ice]

Haley is always the correct answer

[hidden meadow]

[wanton tiger]

Harvey

[hidden meadow]

Absolutely based

mid

[keen ice]

lol

[hidden meadow]

lmao

[keen ice]

Abby, Maru and Emily all seem too much like children to me. I get the ickies even considering dating them

theyre nice, dont get me wrong

[hidden meadow]

Emily feels like the most adult one to me, as in age

Maybe its because shes working?

[keen ice]

yea of those three, shes borderline

[hidden meadow]

I mean everybody sorta works but yk

[keen ice]

prolly thinks its a jawbreaker

[harsh anchor]

Is there any way to give money in multiplayer

[void sonnet]

yes

mayors house

[harsh anchor]

Ok

[hidden meadow]

For me its Haley > Leah > Abi > Emily > Whatever

[harsh anchor]

What does Haley do

[keen ice]

Me its Haley>Penny>Jodi>Leah

[hidden meadow]

Her character development is great

she turns into an absolute sweetheart

[keen ice]

yup

she really leans into that farmer lyfe

[hidden meadow]

The best i can say about the bachelors is that they exist

[harsh anchor]

I just like abi bc she goes to the mines with me

[keen ice]

question, does she do that only in a heart event or like... all the time?

[void sonnet]

shane apologist

[hidden meadow]

heart event and she sometimes can be found on mines floor 20

after you did something, probably a heartevent

[void sonnet]

I see a little me in that sad little man

[keen ice]

I never quite understood going to gus's only to drink alone

[hidden meadow]

I only go there to force feed pam and shane alcohol

..or get a nice cup of coffee

[void sonnet]

Some people just go to the bar idk, my gf bartends and there's lotsa guys who come to drink alone

[keen ice]

like you work as joja man, just grab a sixer on your way out and bring it home if you want to be alone

[harsh anchor]

It’s nice to see her when I pass by lvl 20

[void sonnet]

But yeah I just grab a case of yuengling and slump on the couch, I can't do public places

[keen ice]

Yea but don't they usually try to socialize with others, not just gruffly say "leave me alone"

[keen ice]

Great choice of brew

[void sonnet]

Actually you'd be surprised lmao

[sullen spruce]

joja easily better than Peirce

[harsh anchor]

The only part that slightly bothers me is she sorta looks like a child

[keen ice]

Ah I see you too have been to Bars in certain towns in PA

[void sonnet]

nah just dive bars in rural towns in Indiana

[keen ice]

ahh

[void sonnet]

You see a lot of Shanes

[bitter comet]

is there a way to get strawberry seeds outside of the egg festival??

[keen ice]

yea, that whole rust belt is very much like Stardew with its run down CC, busses not working, buildings in disrepair, and everyone drinking their woes away at the watering hole

[bitter comet]

dang...

[void sonnet]

Home <3

[bitter comet]

i mean duh

does the item ID giver bug work still

[keen ice]

Haha yea I feel ya

[frank shuttle]

yes

[storm gazelle]

on some platforms

[frank shuttle]

but dont reccomend

it cheeses the game too much

ruins fun

[bitter comet]

i just want strawberry seeds

[frank shuttle]

grind

[bitter comet]

ITS SUMMER

[frank shuttle]

u can only use em in spring anyway

[bitter comet]

ik

[hidden meadow]

i was about to say lol

[frank shuttle]

just save up money for next year

[wanton tiger]

They’ll only grow in the greenhouse then

[frank shuttle]

then plant em another year

[keen ice]

grind up your strawberries for more seeds

[bitter comet]

how to build?? i see it but idk how to start its construction

[hidden meadow]

finish cc bundles

[frank shuttle]

cc pantry.

[hidden meadow]

pantry i think

[bitter comet]

ok

thank you

[frank shuttle]

np

[keen ice]

Yea, its the CC pantry, but if you are just finding out about it now, odds are you will have to wait untill next summer to unlock it

[bitter comet]

time to find a seed maker

[frank shuttle]

or make one (need farming lvl)

[hidden meadow]

There also a crops that are quite a bit better than strawberries

[keen ice]

lies. strawberries are life

[hidden meadow]

you are biased

[keen ice]

I swear no crop in the game is more satisfying to pick

[bitter comet]

yeah lvl 9

[hidden meadow]

due to your hundred of strawberry plants lol

[frank shuttle]

except AF yes.

[void sonnet]

Does anyone actually bother with the slime hutch for any practical reason, I just think they're cute

[harsh anchor]

Do strawberries go away each harvest or do they stay

[frank shuttle]

some people uhh do

[frank shuttle]

they stay like irl

[wraith trail]

finally completed my || green house||

[frank shuttle]

not a spoiler also awesome!

[harsh anchor]

That’s convenient

[frank shuttle]

but die in summer unlike irl

[hidden meadow]

Since i usually rush kegs etc i havent planted blueberries or cranberries in ages, but i recently harvested larger numbers of them and i gotta say i forgot how good that can feel

[harsh anchor]

Is there a greenhouse type of thing at any point in the game

[keen ice]

oddly enough i hate picking my AF. It so hard to see the damn blue in the leaves and on mobile at least, it doesn't feel as great. but yea the profits cant be matched (aside from SF)

[frank shuttle]

after cc pantry yes? not sure what u mean

[frank shuttle]

tru

[harsh anchor]

Like where you can grow crops in any season

[frank shuttle]

yes..

later on after cc

at huge scale.

[void sonnet]

Are ||desert ||warp totems dropped at all or are they purely a craftable item

[wanton tiger]

Can’t mention that…

[frank shuttle]

yup.

[keen ice]

Thats fair, I always do a field of berries (1 for each season, and sell all of em at seasons end (after crushing down 200 seeds from the normie berries)

[raven ingot]

Is artifact troves better than just opening the 5 omni geode?

[wanton tiger]

||desert trader for 3 omni geodes||

[frank shuttle]

depends

[dreamy monolith]

it depends on what you need

[wanton tiger]

Oh also spoiler tag ||desert|| pls

[dreamy monolith]

if you need minerals for museum then its the omni geodes but if you need artifacts then you get ||artifact troves||

[hidden meadow]

well, omni geodes have a ~1% for most items while artifact troves have a 3.6% chance for artifacts. since you need 5 geodes for 1 trove, it should be better to just open geodes, but if you are only missing artifacts it certainly feels more precise to use troves

[keen ice]

yea especially if youve been unlucky and havent found an Ancient seed artifact yet

[hidden meadow]

[raven ingot]

Haven't found a ancient seed

[hidden meadow]

slayy the bugs🐛

[frank shuttle]

hope for good rng

[keen ice]

I found my first on winter 27 year 1

[raven ingot]

Praying to RNGJesus right away

[hidden meadow]

my record was spring 5th lol

[frank shuttle]

🍟

yes.

if im right

[hidden meadow]

fight me

Turn them into mayo

😭

It takes 12 seconds

the money doe

[keen ice]

Partial sale last fall. Gold star only

[hidden meadow]

[keen ice]

Winter is Great!

Seriously

[hidden meadow]

lemme find something rq

[void sonnet]

Winter is so fun I hate farming I love hitting things and leveling up my gear I love combat gameplay loop GRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[keen ice]

Winter gives me the chance to plan for the following year

[hidden meadow]

winter is great

[keen ice]

Foraging 10 ftw

[hidden meadow]

lmaoooo

[void sonnet]

Winter 2 was the best cuz I was able to get all my tools to gold and my pick to iridium

[hidden meadow]

Why touch grass if i can touch forageables

[keen ice]

You should go outside then!

The world awaits you Angel

[void sonnet]

I don't go outside either it's aight

[hidden meadow]

stardew also awaits you

[void sonnet]

25 years old and I can't go to the store by myself

[hidden meadow]

Join us. Thrive.

[sharp loom]

I just got my license and I can

[hidden meadow]

🤝

[languid solstice]

I got an iridium Hailbut just now-

[keen ice]

@cobalt hare

https://youtu.be/QZC-qQ6qA20

[languid solstice]

wrong image

[wild fiber]

howdy farmers

[cursive quarry]

hello 👋

25? jeez im 15 😂

yall old fr haha

[hidden meadow]

Wait am i tripping? you just changed your name right?

OK LOL

i was so confused

[languid solstice]

I AM SORRY WHAT HAPPENED

[void sonnet]

I am geriatric

[hidden meadow]

like where did alice angel go all of a sudden who did I talk to all the time 😭 😂

[keen ice]

THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

[dreamy monolith]

its a scripted event on summer 3rd

[languid solstice]

oh-

[nova kite]

batim

[dreamy monolith]

something unlocked ||above robin's house||

[keen ice]

Go outside!

Haha

[languid solstice]

:O

ok thanks

[keen ice]

I know. I just need to level up your hearts with me

Here have a daisy

[hallow sage]

im torn between upgrading my axe or somethinh else first

[hidden meadow]

Ew, I hate that.

takes it anyway

[wanton tiger]

Pickaxe imo

[void sonnet]

I wish u could marry ||the bear in the secret woods|| in sdv he seemed like a gentle lover

[hidden meadow]

pick >>>

[wanton tiger]

[keen ice]

Looks like we're all out. Have an AF!

[hallow sage]

iam still salty i cant marry ||sandy ||

and that too

[hidden meadow]

✨ mods✨

[keen ice]

Yo why is the trash bear called the trash bear? It's clearly a racoon

(Is this spoiler? I don't think it is but correct me if I'm wrong)

[hidden meadow]

✨ Skill issue✨

[wanton tiger]

Not a spoiler also I agree lmao

[wild fiber]

low-key same I love her sm

[wanton tiger]

[void sonnet]

obviously racoons are trash pandas

[keen ice]

Official wiki should have called it a trash panda

[hidden meadow]

✨ ITS ADEQUATE COLON ✨

[keen ice]

Only if you give him salmonberries

[languid solstice]

whats this?

[void sonnet]

I think that's post-CC stuff

[keen ice]

That my friend is post CC content

[void sonnet]

||Wizard quest||

[languid solstice]

oh

[void sonnet]

iirc

[languid solstice]

kk

[hidden meadow]

✨ I mean, I don't see what she sees
But maybe it's 'cause I'm wearing your cologne ✨

lol

billie eyelash lyrics

[keen ice]

speaking of lyrics. astro did you listen to the song i sent>

https://tenor.com/view/multi-multitasking-kerja-ganda-maen-game-main-game-gif-11606551

thats fair

[hallow sage]

@next zephyr look at bubbled ♡♡♡

[sinful sinew]

BUBBLES

[hidden meadow]

youll never touch grass again huh?

[wild fiber]

I'd argue leaving the house is cool bc going outside is a stardew valley reference

[keen ice]

Dear Prudence
Open up your eyes
Dear Prudence
See the sunny skies
The wind is low, the birds will sing
That you are part of everything

[hidden meadow]

cant believe the world implemented chickens and stuff as a tribute to stardew

[wild fiber]

Stardew invented farms fr

[sinful sinew]

stardew invented time

[hidden meadow]

stardew invented tax evasion

[keen ice]

stardew invented jeff bezos

[hidden meadow]

Ye i live off of coffee and spicy eel irl too

[keen ice]

Coffee and more coffee

[wild fiber]

egg

[void sonnet]

ConcernedApe created the 1%

[velvet karma]

Cheese and more cheese

[hidden meadow]

Man if only you had a mayo machine or something

[velvet karma]

I have 8

I keep them in a coop

[void sonnet]

I have a whole two (2) of those crystal things

[velvet karma]

It's kind of morbid if you think about it

[wild fiber]

8?! how much mayo do you need 😭

[void sonnet]

one is making red quartz the other poops out diamonds

[velvet karma]

Not all of them are always used, just when everything happens to make a large egg 😭

[hidden meadow]

i mayo have even more

[velvet karma]

Mayo is more than egg when sold

[wild fiber]

Ah wait that's fair

[velvet karma]

Ye, large egg to mayo is good money, I keep normal eggs for ||cooking||

[hidden meadow]

Jade is great too

[wild fiber]

I'll keep that in mind, i should make more mayo then

[hidden meadow]

what is this blasphemy

you know what

[wild fiber]

clearly never had a sandwich before

[hidden meadow]

you dont deserve mayo machines anyway

[void sonnet]

autismo pog

though i like mayo

I can't do sour cream

Shit's awful

Or ranch

[nocturne river]

Homemade mayo is way better ☝🏻

How

[keen ice]

You might want to have them make jade instead

[hidden meadow]

jazz music stops

[void sonnet]

I should clarify I use miracle whip, not just mayo

I might switch my quartz to jade, I like getting idle diamonds for gifting doe

[keen ice]

That's fair. To me it's all about those jades

[void sonnet]

I could always craft another one

[keen ice]

They can also get you diamonds

[hidden meadow]

sprinkle a bit of ruby in there and you're good

[keen ice]

What do you use the rubies for?

[hidden meadow]

|| spicy eel from desert trader for constant +2 speed ||

[void sonnet]

How do you get diamonds from jade, trading?

[keen ice]

Ohhh haha yea that's a good buy

[hidden meadow]

its a game changer tbh

[keen ice]

The jade helps you buy another item, which in turn will make it easier to find diamonds

I can't go into much more detail than that in this channel

[void sonnet]

I get a lot of ||spicy eel|| from drops, I spend a lot of time in the ||skull cavern|| (my gf and I both play so I can spend whole weeks in there)

drop it in da other one

[languid solstice]

do you get fishing levels even if you fish up trash-

[keen ice]

Iirc yes

[hidden meadow]

you get like 3 exp

for trash

[languid solstice]

ah ok

[hidden meadow]

🧐 📸

[wanton tiger]

huh

Why 😭

[hidden meadow]

huh

[wanton tiger]

[hidden meadow]

Why😭

[wanton tiger]

WHY ASK LMAO

[hidden meadow]

never dare someone to send feetpics

thats good advice in general

[wild fiber]

there's no emoji that has the reaction I'm having rn

[void sonnet]

Well unless you want em

[hidden meadow]

[wild fiber]

😭

[void sonnet]

👹

[wanton tiger]

Maybe one of those?

[void sonnet]

this one

[wild fiber]

definitely maybe even a mix

yes

[void sonnet]

[hidden meadow]

[heady wagon]

[hidden meadow]

[void sonnet]

sure that's the reason

[hidden meadow]

the situation keeps getting worse

[void sonnet]

🤨

[hidden meadow]

which i wouldnt have thought to be possible

[keen ice]

I step away for 10 minutes and what the hell just happened to chat?

[void sonnet]

This saga is getting wild

[wanton tiger]

Astro pls… /lh

[hidden meadow]

weird flex

[cobalt hare]

I need help

[keen ice]

Do you often solicit feet photos?

[hidden meadow]

ayo?

[languid solstice]

didn't know lightning could strike in Stardew-

dosen't help that i got the bad luck sign today on the fourtune-

[hidden meadow]

With what?

[keen ice]

is asking for photos of peoples feet a common thing you do?

[cobalt hare]

I could only afford one strawberry seed and I got crowed when is the next time I can buy strawberries

[hidden meadow]

next year at the egg festival

[keen ice]

well then, you are good, just add them to your feet folder!

[cobalt hare]

😭man wtf

[hidden meadow]

The good thing is you dont really need strawberries for anything

[cobalt hare]

yea but i’m always broke

[keen ice]

Sorry to hear that. you can always ketchup next year

[hidden meadow]

although rginny will tell you they are the greatest thing in existance

[cobalt hare]

🙂ahahahah

[hidden meadow]

[cobalt hare]

weren’t u the one that eats ketchup outta the bottle

[hidden meadow]

YES

[cobalt hare]

NO?

[hidden meadow]

LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN

[keen ice]

Well this chat just got interesting

[cobalt hare]

leave me alone bro 😭

[wild fiber]

🍿

[cobalt hare]

anywho I had a question about sprinklers

I forgot it now but

[languid solstice]

the rain sounds in stardew scare tf outta me-

[hidden meadow]

🔫 This is a strobbery 🍓

[keen ice]

You want to know if Iridium are worth it?

[cobalt hare]

I dude i’m on summer year one I have like 3 pieces of iridium by pure luck

[keen ice]

Yea, so you want to know if its worth it to make 3 sprinklers or not?

[hidden meadow]

u just had it on your table the whole time or what

[cobalt hare]

I just wanna know why they suck rn

[hidden meadow]

✨ touch grass✨

[cobalt hare]

and like can I upgrade them with like copper iron

[urban sparrow]

what’s this I’m hearing about people not wanting to bottle chug ketchup

[cobalt hare]

go away 😭😭

[hidden meadow]

I recently made ketchup by myself and it turned out amazing

[keen ice]

They don't suck, iridium sprinklers are good, but only 7% better than quality sprinklers

[misty ginkgo]

after months of not getting any || ancient seeds || i just got like 2 in a row from the seed maker

[cobalt hare]

oh

[hidden meadow]

its right there on the grass, go get it

[cobalt hare]

imma find a sprinkler farm map so I put them in the right spots

[keen ice]

Posted earlier, but ill show it again. These two field are with Iridium (top) and Quality (bottom).

Iridium field here is 216 plants
quality field is 200 plants

[hidden meadow]

If i throw it to you will you ketch it?

Cats >>>>>

[raven ingot]

Can't wait to reorganize my farm in the winter it's so ugly rn lmao

[hidden meadow]

based

[keen ice]

my cat catches things i throw her

[languid solstice]

who was gonna tell me there is a cutscene where you help Haley open a jar because this is the funniest shit ever

[cobalt hare]

ty!

[hidden meadow]

so there is this cutscene

[keen ice]

yw. I know chat has gotten alittle wild here for the moment, but we always have time to answer questions

as long as you musterd the energy to ask

[cobalt hare]

I have a pet cat named misty

[hidden meadow]

i mayo may not be able to do that

[cobalt hare]

she’s fat as fuck

[hidden meadow]

LOL

[cobalt hare]

like idk where I went wrong

[keen ice]

banished to a thousand islands

[raven ingot]

Show kitty

[hidden meadow]

bannised

[keen ice]

I relish this opportunity to make puns

[cobalt hare]

I can’t send pictures here

[hidden meadow]

but if i say that im a creep huh

[raven ingot]

[keen ice]

you may have used a different word for cat

[hidden meadow]

quite the pickle we found ourselves in

[cobalt hare]

you both need to stop

this is getting scary

[keen ice]

You're right. Lettuce proceed with caution

[cobalt hare]

u have one for junimo hut?

[hidden meadow]

Its quite saucy, dont you think

[fair stream]

Spicing it up in here are we

[keen ice]

I don't own one so I haven't crunched the numbers on those yet

[wintry snow]

I literally just said that in juni hut

[cobalt hare]

I hate u 💀

[hidden meadow]

Ok, in Heinz-sight, this one wasnt great

[cobalt hare]

WHERE ARE U GETTING THESE

[hidden meadow]

from the grocery store dumdum

[keen ice]

You're just jelly

[fair stream]

I didn't seeee

[languid solstice]

my cat's name is Maisy :D

[cobalt hare]

aww

[keen ice]

I have a cat named Maisie too

[languid solstice]

:o

[cobalt hare]

m cat family tree

[hidden meadow]

oh stop wine-ing

[languid solstice]

wait were we talking about Stardew cats or irl cats-

[hidden meadow]

yes

[languid solstice]

i was talking about stardew cats-

[cobalt hare]

i got my permit 😎

[cobalt hare]

I named my stardew cat after my real cat so

[hidden meadow]

ill throw something off, maybe you could bring it back to me?

[languid solstice]

ah ok

[hidden meadow]

great opportunity to ketchup a bit

[keen ice]

You're right. Maybe I'll just dip outta here

[cobalt hare]

die💯‼️

[wintry snow]

[hidden meadow]

Dont think you and your puns make you a big dill

its getting quite jarring🫙

[hallow lantern]

when can i cut my sheeps blanekt off

[cobalt hare]

JARRING

[keen ice]

CAN you stop?

[cobalt hare]

im so done

are you able to give someone a gift after giving them a mermaids pendant

[keen ice]

Lets bottle this up for later

[vestal lava]

Im in winter right now, how can I get my ground to remain tilled and ensure the spots are watered for spring 1?

[dense lintel]

this is so cheesy

[cobalt hare]

NOT YOU TO

[hallow lantern]

to your partner yes, to other npcs on a normal day no cuz your s/o will get jealouss. but i think quests and birthday gifts are fine

[cobalt hare]

ok

thanks

[dense lintel]

[hallow lantern]

[cobalt hare]

bro why does sebastian like frozen tears I be in the mines for hours tryin to find them

[keen ice]

Well @hidden meadow looks like this joke line is toast

[wild fiber]

I can't believe nobody said how eggcellent these puns are

I had to do the classic egg pun I'm not sorry

[hidden meadow]

This has been one of greatest and worst things ive been a part of

[cobalt hare]

THEY ARENT GOOD THAGS WHYYSAF

[keen ice]

Look at you looking at the sunny side up of this chat!

[hidden meadow]

Didnt you laugh? maybe you just arent pickleish

[wild fiber]

😭

[hidden meadow]

This whole shit started because someones username was ketchup

thats the whole reason

[chilly cliff]

Don’t know, I think your guys mind is jammed up

[cobalt hare]

😨

Pickleish.

bro just said

[fair stream]

don't wine about it

[wintry snow]

Okay, I think that's enough puns

[cobalt hare]

pickleish

[wintry snow]

QUILL

[dense lintel]

lmaoooooooo

[fair stream]

[cobalt hare]

☹️☹️☹️

[dense lintel]

the apples are joining in

[hidden meadow]

This needs to be preserved

[fair stream]

this isn't exactly juicy goss guys but okayyy

moving on

[chilly cliff]

Make sure it doesn’t over pickle.

[keen ice]

Yea we can't bring up strawberries around Ketchup. She's a tad bit salty

[cobalt hare]

shut up

[keen ice]

This chat is the Worchestershire

[cobalt hare]

OK BUT THE ONE TIME CROWS SHOW UP 😭

[keen ice]

No... noo.

[cobalt hare]

they pick my one strawberry plant 🙂

[hidden meadow]

✨ Crow issue ✨

[cobalt hare]

criminal

[keen ice]

You're telling me... the crow ate your ONE AND ONLY STRAWBERRY?

[cobalt hare]

YES CAUSE IM BROKE BROKE

[hidden meadow]

Youve been hit, youve been struck by

a smooth crowminal

[languid solstice]

I got a iridium Carp and Bullhead :D

[wild fiber]

dang can't believe you let them be robin ur strawberries like that 😭

[languid solstice]

oh

r.i.p strawberry

[cobalt hare]

the worst part was I had planted it the day before

I never got a strawberry

[fair stream]

oh noooo

[keen ice]

That edit was chefs kiss

[languid solstice]

This is why I got a scarecrow as soon as possible-

[cobalt hare]

I have 2 now

I can’t go through that heartbreak again 😞

[hidden meadow]

2 scarecrows negate each other

[languid solstice]

its cuz i put strawberrys but it was only one strawberry so like yeah just had to be accurate-

[cobalt hare]

HUH

[hidden meadow]

im kidding lol

[keen ice]

You didn't need to explain it lol. It was glorious.

[cobalt hare]

u better

[languid solstice]

Why the rain be making cryptid sounds

[dense lintel]

you need at least 3

[cobalt hare]

I think I just need scarecrows to surround my crops like a gate

[keen ice]

Let me take you down.. cause we're going too...

Strawberry (singular) field.

[cobalt hare]

but hey at least my one star fruit grew

[hidden meadow]

Just place scarecrows instead of crops to be safe

[chilly cliff]

I’m the brokie here/lh /j

[dense lintel]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[dense lintel]

they have a pretty huge range

[keen ice]

Wait what??? You can't grow strawberries and starfruit at the same time

[dense lintel]

you only really need one in the right spot if you have a small field

[cobalt hare]

idc these crows are going to be scared

[dense lintel]

lmao

[hidden meadow]

well she messed up before so better be safe than sorry

[cobalt hare]

the strawberry was at the end of spring im in summer rn

[carmine shuttle]

Woah

[cobalt hare]

like end of summer

[languid solstice]

which is better?

[dense lintel]

fisher

[carmine shuttle]

I didn’t think it was that big 😭

[hidden meadow]

!deluxe

[novel thistle]

This is the area covered by the deluxe scarecrow, obtained by owning all 8 regular scarecrows
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/mediawiki/images/c/c6/Deluxe_Scarecrow_Range.png

[hidden meadow]

[shut sinew]

fisher 100%

[languid solstice]

oh jesus christ

[carmine shuttle]

😰

[keen ice]

Did the crow eat it or did it just die because the season changed to summer?

[dense lintel]

the entire trapper line is pretty terrible

[languid solstice]

ok thanks

YIPPEEE!

[dense lintel]

[hidden meadow]

[carmine shuttle]

WWWWWW

Good job

[hidden meadow]

i heard this message

[cobalt hare]

crow ate it the season change got my cauliflower

[languid solstice]

PFT-

[keen ice]

Ahh okay

[hidden meadow]

[carmine shuttle]

Do you guys know if

Crows eat mega cauliflowers and melons?

[hidden meadow]

only if they gang up

[carmine shuttle]

Sounds about right

[hidden meadow]

They cant

fortunately

[carmine shuttle]

[cobalt hare]

THEY CAN GANG

[keen ice]

Sounds like you're talking about a murder

[wild fiber]

yk the funniest thing is that my farm is called strawberry farm and I rarely had strawberries grown when I first started playing 😭

[cobalt hare]

oh

[carmine shuttle]

[hidden meadow]

Me

[languid solstice]

my peppers grew :>

[cobalt hare]

mines called auberry like the town

[hidden meadow]

The favorite of what?

[keen ice]

Goldberry?

[cobalt hare]

what

[keen ice]

Au = gold

[languid solstice]

lol-

[carmine shuttle]

Spicy

[languid solstice]

I named my farm Techalia

[cursive quarry]

yall should get UI info suite

its really helpful

[hidden meadow]

elemental jokes dont always get a good reaction

[languid solstice]

NAH-

[hidden meadow]

[keen ice]

Now she's gonna send you feet pics. Not hers mind you. But ya know... just others feet

[languid solstice]

also you can get refined quartz from the recycler?

[wintry snow]

[hidden meadow]

You remind me a lot of a great person that used to be on this server

[wintry snow]

You guys concern me everytime I come in here

[languid solstice]

cuz i got refined quartz from the recycler

[hidden meadow]

WERE SORRYSYSY

[cobalt hare]

I never knew that

[keen ice]

Well, it depends on how much of a bond we make

[hidden meadow]

I dont know whats happening atm 😂

[cobalt hare]

☹️☹️

[fair stream]

what on earth

[wintry snow]

Feet, Quill, feet

Bring back the food puns

[hidden meadow]

too cheesy..

[wintry snow]

BANNIS

NO

NOT LIKE THAT

[fair stream]

y'all are too fondue of nonsense in here lmao

[wintry snow]

QUILL

[languid solstice]

What did the townsfolk call the spicy pepper

[hidden meadow]

too spicy?

[languid solstice]

a hot head

[cobalt hare]

what

[fair stream]

JAY YOU ASKED TO BRING THEM BACK

[carmine shuttle]

Why did mods swarm new farmers 😰

[languid solstice]

they said food puns

[hidden meadow]

The Q in Quill stands for qhaos

[fair stream]

aw we're just vibing in here Amos

[cobalt hare]

it’s cause bannis is making bad puns

[carmine shuttle]

Understandable

[wintry snow]

[hidden meadow]

[wintry snow]

Mine moves. Do I get bonus points?

[keen ice]

Bannis is not making bad puns. He's making great puns

[cobalt hare]

hahahah

[wintry snow]

[cobalt hare]

y e a h

[wild fiber]

what's mines out of 10?

[languid solstice]

wot abt mine, Funfact: i drew it myself and it's the mask my persona wears.

[keen ice]

Oh ketchup is just salty. But I suppose it is one of your ingredients

[hidden meadow]

oh stop it you

[wild fiber]

7 ain't bad I'll take that

[languid solstice]

:D

[keen ice]

She rates people on piggy wigglies

[hidden meadow]

pokemon is an instant 10/10 fr

[languid solstice]

I also have a christmas version of my pfp, but its locked away till december

[wild fiber]

Dang do i need to change my pfp to a drawing of mines to get an 8/10?

[uncut island]

[wild fiber]

fair enough

[languid solstice]

Also i change my nickname user to A_New_Jolly_Guardian during December-

[wintry snow]

Obli did you come in here just to sigh at Quill's pun?

[hidden meadow]

puts drawing as pfp

6/10

[lament plaza]

Hey does anyone know a quick way to get ore?
I keep finding ore faster then I can smelt it

[keen ice]

I just can't brie-lieve that were still going

[hidden meadow]

Do you mean you need coal?

[trim goblet]

What kind of ore?

[uncut island]

well i came in here just to watch chat but then i saw it and had no choice but to sigh

[hidden meadow]

hello pumpkin u missed greatness

[fair stream]

Obli

[lament plaza]

I meant coal

[wild fiber]

nah fr maybe I'll just draw a cat and hope for the best 😭

[trim goblet]

Dust sprites~!!!

[hidden meadow]

cats are great

[keen ice]

I hate to ask this, but... @cobalt hare what's my rating

[trim goblet]

Oh snap, give me a nice, detailed, non-sparksnotes recap of the greatness please. I went to buy deoderant and make lo mein for dinner

[keen ice]

https://tenor.com/view/bridgerton-luke-newton-colin-bridgerton-period-drama-shondaland-gif-20726066

[fair stream]

(my pfp is a picrew self portrait)

[uncut island]

mine is a hastily drawn discord logo

[hidden meadow]

the worst food puns you could imagine

[wintry snow]

Is that what it is?!

[uncut island]

yes

[fair stream]

Love it

[uncut island]

my pfp ever since i joined has always been the discord logo in some way shape or form

no

fair

[hidden meadow]

[fair stream]

(couldn't do owt about the centring tbh, it's just how the picrew was)

[trim goblet]

I can't ;-; I am bad with puns

[uncut island]

its this, which is a discord logo flipped upside down and placed ontop of one another

but then a friend drew it and now i have this

[keen ice]

Hellp Pumpkin,

We were just Wrapping up a saucy conversation in which we Romained calm and were on a Roll. Donut worry, we have plenty more puns to hand out, in good Thyme

[hidden meadow]

Maybe we can ketchup sometime

[trim goblet]

I see

[keen ice]

We mustered up a bit of controversy, but the mods blessed us gouda

[hidden meadow]

mustared

mustarded?

[uncut island]

there are some challengers for quill

[cobalt hare]

how is this still going

[keen ice]

Because we didn't leave you upside down in the fridge

[hidden meadow]

The gouda pun was grate

[fair stream]

nah olive these are no match for me

[uncut island]

where is para when ya need him

them?

idk

[trim goblet]

I rolled some deodorant, but I might have attracted the flies instead of the bees ;-;

[hidden meadow]

very considerate to put this just in queso they prefer that

[keen ice]

Chats getting crowded. Not mushroom to move

[hidden meadow]

@cobalt hare

[fair stream]

very squashed in here I agree

[hidden meadow]

There are surprisingly many people called ketchup on this server lol

like really

[uncut island]

very popular condiment

[hidden meadow]

you mayo not like it, but it is indeed

[teal vapor]

[hidden meadow]

i need to leave

lmao

[trim goblet]

I am terrible with puns

[wild fiber]

same I only came up with like 3

[languid solstice]

WHY DID THE AIR JUST TURN GREEN IN THE MINES

[cobalt hare]

😨☹️

[languid solstice]

HELP

WHY ARE THERE SKITTERING NOISES

[hidden meadow]

saying goodbye is soda-pressing but its getting very late

[keen ice]

Donut sell yourself short.

[hidden meadow]

goodbye, this was very fun

[keen ice]

Ofc it's really ketchup who strawberry short

[languid solstice]

WHATS HAPPENING PLEASE, THE AIR TURNED GREEN IN THE MINES HELP-

[hidden meadow]

mayo machine

[keen ice]

Enemies are coming for you

[trim goblet]

;-;

[languid solstice]

i left the mines-

[keen ice]

Yea its an event. When the room turns green it's an invasion

[languid solstice]

three bugs just appeared and i booked it for the ladder-

[cobalt hare]

what floor are u at

[trim goblet]

Invasion!

OFF TO WAR!!!!

[languid solstice]

idk it was above 10

like 13 maybe

[keen ice]

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-war-rico-run-gif-15995245

[lament plaza]

Hey when put stuff into perspective jars or kegs does the quality matter?

[cobalt hare]

are you still in spring 1?

[valid fjord]

uh

[keen ice]

No quality does not matter

[valid fjord]

hello everyone..?

[languid solstice]

i am in summer rn

[keen ice]

So always put regular quality in jars and kegs (if you have a choice)

[valid fjord]

im new to this server

[languid solstice]

first year summer 6th when it happened

[keen ice]

Welcome Axle!

[languid solstice]

welcome! :D

[valid fjord]

hello :>

[keen ice]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-to-the-team-gif-21997330

[languid solstice]

[wanton tiger]

Hi welcome

[cobalt hare]

I must be grinding out the minds im at floor 70 😭

[cobalt hare]

welcome ‼️

[valid fjord]

i think i have 13 years on stardew valley but i never knew this server existed

[keen ice]

oh, an old new farmer eh?

[wanton tiger]

Well it’s great to have you lol

[valid fjord]

uhuh.

[cobalt hare]

DAM

[trim goblet]

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT MY ARMPITS SMELL LIKE T-T that deodorant smells like baby powder mixed with water

[valid fjord]

when i mean 13 years I meant it in the game

[cobalt hare]

💀the context

[keen ice]

water

Sure

[cobalt hare]

still a long time

[wanton tiger]

#stardew-spoilers might be more for you btw

[valid fjord]

ok!

[wanton tiger]

I only say that because I’m assuming you’ve done cc lmao

[trim goblet]

;-; I applied deodorant and my armpits smell worse

[trim goblet]

Hi dumbi ;-;

[wanton tiger]

[languid solstice]

whats the Luau event? during the summer

[cobalt hare]

I don’t think that’s how it works

[cobalt hare]

HAVE YOU DONE THW MAYORS LEWIS SHORTS QUEST

[wanton tiger]

11th of summer, you add an item to a pot and can either raise or lower everyone’s friendship pretty much

[languid solstice]

i have the quest but haven't done it yet

[wanton tiger]

(Not by much)

[languid solstice]

oh wait

[celest dome]

hi, i have a question

[cobalt hare]

ok get his shorts and put them in the soup

[languid solstice]

your talking about putting the shorts in the pot thing

what happens if i do this-

[wanton tiger]

Hi, ask away :)

[cobalt hare]

YES PLS DO IT ITS SO FUNNY

[keen ice]

I can't recommend that

[celest dome]

how we get not bored?

[languid solstice]

does anything bad happen or is it just haha funnies

[trim goblet]

I thought so too, but what is going on then?!

[wanton tiger]

Try to mix up your routine, take breaks to avoid burnout as well

[celest dome]

bored playing stardew valley

[wanton tiger]

I meant in sdv

[celest dome]

ok, i gonna try

[wanton tiger]

[languid solstice]

like what happens if i put it in ik its haha funnies, but does anything bad happen if i put the shorts in?

[cobalt hare]

I think he just gets mad

[hazy hemlock]

Make challenges for yourself— beat the cc in year one, speedrun, beat the cc without doing x or y

[wanton tiger]

Not that I know of

[languid solstice]

kk

👍

ok but where do i find the shorts-

[celest dome]

beating cc without moving

[hazy hemlock]

I mean that too

You can use chairs to move around

[cobalt hare]

marines house the ranch

[languid solstice]

wuh-

ok-

[valid fjord]

use chairs to get into the secret woods

[wanton tiger]

You’ll have a quest to get the shorts, just don’t give them back

[cobalt hare]

get a chair from the carpenters and use that to get into her house

[keen ice]

It's better to actually put a good ingredient in,|| because you get friendship points with the whole town ||if you do well

If you put the shorts in you will get ||no friendship points ||

[valid fjord]

wha-

[keen ice]

You can always do the shorts gag in another year

[languid solstice]

[valid fjord]

the purple shorts you mean?

[keen ice]

yea

[valid fjord]

i see

[keen ice]

mayor lewis's pair of lucky drawers

[cobalt hare]

im waiting to put them on display during that one event so I can get the hush money

[trim goblet]

I was pinged

[keen ice]

If you want a good ingredient, I'd recommend normal cauliflower, milk, cheese, strawberry, melon, or poppy

[languid solstice]

ah ok

[keen ice]

great ingredients are a bit tough to get by year 1, need gold or silver quality of some rare items

Gold cheese, or gold large milk is usually the easiest for the best response year 2 (or y1 if you have it)

[languid solstice]

i am on y1 rn

[keen ice]

Sorry pumpkin, I was trying to respond to Guardian, and mis tagged you

yea I figured.

FYI, theres an event in fall in which you can put the mayors shorts in as well, but the best part is you can take them back afterwards

[trim goblet]

I seee

It happens

[languid solstice]

👍

[lament plaza]

Hey I want to make tier2 sprinkles but I need gold

Ez gold how?

Pls

[hasty sequoia]

Its minable at floor 80 and below, and there are some other methods such as buying it from clint

[lament plaza]

Ah ok

[wanton tiger]

101-109 is good for gold but yeah 80+ has it

[hasty sequoia]

Since times listed on the wiki are in am/pm, does the game consider 12am to be 12 noon (1200) or 12 night (0000)?

[keen ice]

12am is nightime

12pm is noon

[hasty sequoia]

cool

[languid solstice]

anytime i am out and it's night i always tell myself to go back home at 10:00 so i dont end up passing out

cuz 2:00 AM

its 2 that you pass out at right?

[keen ice]

fun fact. passing only only costs 1,000 g max

so if that extra time in the mines is worth that, its better to stay

[dreamy monolith]

yes

[languid solstice]

damn, but I am poor so yeah no thanks

[keen ice]

thats fair. later on it will be more useful

[dreamy monolith]

it takes 10% of your money up to 1000

[languid solstice]

o

[cobalt hare]

does passing out at 2 give you half energy tomorrow

[keen ice]

dying in the mines is a big nono, you'll lose a lot more money and even some items. But passing out is A.OK

[dreamy monolith]

not half but its less

[keen ice]

tbh its the same energy as if you went to bed at 2am iirc

each minute past 12 makes a knock on your next days energy

nothing that a few berries or a dip in the spa cant fix though

[languid solstice]

i perpetually have the glow ring on, it helps everywhere not even just the mines

can the pepper plants like regrow since they dont dissapear after you harvest them?

[hasty sequoia]

yeah peppers, green beans, strawberries, and some other things regrow

Leaving them there will give you new crops faster than planting new ones

[wanton tiger]

Yeah you’ve got to keep watering them, the regrowth time is shorter than the initial growth time also speed grow only works for the first batch of the crop not the regrowths

[languid solstice]

👍 kk thanks

[dawn pebble]

is it advisable to purchase starfruits from the woman in ||desert|| ?

[carmine shuttle]

Ye

[wanton tiger]

Definitely :)

[hasty sequoia]

starfruits are very good

[carmine shuttle]

Make ‘em into wine

[hasty sequoia]

especially as wine

[dawn pebble]

how many would u suggest i buy at once ?

ive got about 180 spaces for crops

[distant sphinx]

All

[hasty sequoia]

depends on how much money you have and how much watering you can do

[wanton tiger]

…as many as you can water lol (or afford if you have sprinklers)

[hasty sequoia]

But theyre pretty much the most cash-producing crop by a lot

[dawn pebble]

ive got sprinklers so i think im fine on the watering part

[wanton tiger]

How are you on the cash part though

[hasty sequoia]

Which is odd because who tf buys starfruit

irl

[dawn pebble]

uhh like about 60k

[keen ice]

Tbh Starfruit irl and starfruit IG are two completely different fruits

[languid solstice]

talking about the desert how do you fix the thingy to go there?

[hasty sequoia]

Its a community center thing

[languid solstice]

ah ok

[hasty sequoia]

Complete the ||vault|| to unlock the bus

[languid solstice]

guess i am not gettin that for a while 💀

[keen ice]

42500

[hasty sequoia]

If you have cash production down its probably the easiest one

Since every bundle is the same except more

[languid solstice]

ah ok

[dawn pebble]

how deep yall reckon i can go down in the ||skull cavern|| with obsidians edge and gold pick?

[distant sphinx]

500 floors I believe in you 🙏

[hasty sequoia]

Its workable, though there are better weapons

If nothing else its not hard to get a billion staircases

[languid solstice]

got the|| bulletin board|| thing in ||Community center||

is that how i spoiler it idk

[hasty sequoia]

Spoiler tags use double pipes || around the text, you did it right

[dawn pebble]

the monsters in here do mad damage tho

[teal vapor]

how deep u go depends on how many stairs u have

[keen ice]

Stay away from slimes

[teal vapor]

[keen ice]

Slimes are my mortal nemesis

[teal vapor]

you can literally ignore the slimes xd

[languid solstice]

no i meant if i spoilered it correctly like i spoilered the right thing-

[keen ice]

You did not

[languid solstice]

f r i c k

[keen ice]

It's a different bundle than the one you spoke of

[hasty sequoia]

Your spoiler tags are fine, but the bus isnt from that bundle

[languid solstice]

yeah i was just saying that i got the || bulletin board||

anyways what ||bridge are they talking about when you finished the summer forage bundle||

[distant sphinx]

Go to the right of the mountain lake

[dreamy monolith]

the one next to the adventurers guild

[distant sphinx]

Past the mines and everything

[languid solstice]

oh that one

[hasty sequoia]

To the quarry, near the adventurers guild

[languid solstice]

kk

[keen ice]

Wait. There is a Kat and now there's a Kit Kat too?

[raven ingot]

I just need rabbits foot but my rabbits refuse to give

[keen ice]

Yall multiplying?

[teal vapor]

a

[hasty sequoia]

It is more likely at higher freindship

Also travelling cart can sell it sometimes

And ||serpents in the skull caverns|| can drop it rarely

[raven ingot]

0.8% chance

[distant sphinx]

Uhhh

[teal vapor]

uh. spoil that last message

new farmers moment

[dawn pebble]

also would yall suggest i talk to villagers every day or just give them their 2 gifts every week and talk to them if i come across them?

[hasty sequoia]

Do we actually have spoiler rules? I looked over rules and didnt see anything on it

[teal vapor]

Pins in this channel.

[hasty sequoia]

Discord user see pins challenge (impossible)

[teal vapor]

LMAO

Dw some of us hop between seasoned and here and forget we're not in seasoned

happens to the most ancient of us

[wanton tiger]

Not me though stay safe fr

[teal vapor]

[plain mountain]

Saint Ryan

[wanton tiger]

Ig I can read the channel names /lh

[plain mountain]

That helps

[teal vapor]

I don't usually forget personally but some people do.

[hasty sequoia]

Also just started a new save after like a year and got a diamond in my first fishing chest so neat

[plain mountain]

Nice halo! ;D

[distant sphinx]

Stop flexing your literacy

[hasty sequoia]

Yeah in terms of increasing freindship mostly just try to gift often and especialyl on birthdays

[keen ice]

Tbh I'd only really focus on a few villagers at a time, you don't want to waste all your days running with flowers above your head trying to make friends with everyone

[wanton tiger]

[dawn pebble]

rn im focusing on haley, robin and gus

[tender raft]

Can you clay farm on console

Does the pattern still work

[hasty sequoia]

It should

[compact laurel]

In my experience it hasn't worked. I'm a switch player

[tender raft]

I tried it and the pattern broke

[hexed smelt]

No, the pattern doesn't work on console, or so I've been told several times.

[valid fjord]

" Oh golly! ", he exclaimed, while he had their iridium hoe down on the floor

[keen ice]

The pattern works on mobile though

Or at least the part of the pattern I could remember

[languid solstice]

jesus christ i just got jumpscared by Emily.

was not expecting her to be at my door-

[distant sphinx]

Emily jumpscare that's a new one

[hasty sequoia]

Stardew valley npcs standing outside my door every day for two seasons while i hibernate

[languid solstice]

Oh i can use the sewing machine now

[valid fjord]

which means you can make your own clothing now

[keen ice]

Emily's portrait reminds me of the stage 5 clinger meme

[languid solstice]

whats a good way to get iron besides clint because i need to make sprinklers-

[hasty sequoia]

it can be mined below floor 40

[languid solstice]

is it rare or something because i can't find any---

[hasty sequoia]

Its spawn rate depends on your daily luck but you should see rocks with white nodes sticking out

[languid solstice]

ah ok

[wanton tiger]

[languid solstice]

is the bridge at the beach worth rebuilding?

[buoyant osprey]

[wanton tiger]

I’d say so yeah

[hasty sequoia]

Its only 300 wood, id say yes

[wanton tiger]

Maybe not instantly but at some point when you have the resources

[hasty sequoia]

Gives you access to some more beach forage and also is necessary to get ||the mermaid pendant||

[languid solstice]

ah ok

need to get forage level up

[hasty sequoia]

forage is probably best levelled by cutting trees and especially hardwood

[wanton tiger]

Cut the stumps as well!

[languid solstice]

haven't upgrade my tools yet can't get hardwood

yeah i've been cutting the stumps

it annoys me to see stumps

[wanton tiger]

Stumps give more xp than the rest of the tree so

[languid solstice]

also btw what does refined quartz do?

i got some from the recylcer

[hasty sequoia]

Its a bar used in lots of crafting recipes

[wanton tiger]

Used in recipes

Lightning rod and quality sprinklers are probs the most prevalent

[languid solstice]

ah ok

[soft ermine]

quartz are good for gifting and smelting right? wondering what to do with em

[hasty sequoia]

Aside from donating to the museum and community center I'd smelt most quartz

[languid solstice]

just got the bridge

for the beach

[wanton tiger]

[hallow lantern]

how do i meet ||leo||

[mystic ledge]

finish the cc and the rest will go for itself

[hallow lantern]

:( but hes so bbg

[mystic ledge]

can't go in depth here

[hallow lantern]

thank you

[mystic ledge]

move to seasoned farmers and I can tell u more

[valid fjord]

by the way leo is a child

[mystic ledge]

Spoilers by the way

[hallow lantern]

||leo|| looks like a crakched

[wanton tiger]

Can’t mention post cc here

[hallow lantern]

o

my bad

[valid fjord]

h

[cobalt hare]

guys what do I pick mushroom cave or fruit bats 😰

[lament carbon]

where i can find the shadowy figure

[hasty sequoia]

It doesnt matter a whole lot, but I'd say bats because fruit trees are annoying

[lament carbon]

fruit bats are pretty good for gifts and food

[high scarab]

I go mushroom cave, it is replenished every day

[hasty sequoia]

It goes ||up to a bush near the community center||

[wanton tiger]

With fruits, they’re good for gifting and for cc (sometimes) but you have to plant fruit trees most of the time since you don’t even get all the fruits you need. Therefore, mushrooms (they also give energy so)

[mystic ledge]

follow the footsteps and shake bushes

[cobalt hare]

I went with mushrooms since I want fruit trees they look nice

[lament carbon]

ty

[wanton tiger]

[mystic ledge]

oh oops I replied tot he wrong thing

I really need to go sleep

[hasty sequoia]

If you dont intend on planting fruit trees id go fruits, otherwise mushrooms are used in a few useful recipes

[hallow sage]

i sent my axe in for an upgrade: why am i not cutting trees ....i forgot i dont have it

[languid solstice]

Yippee!

also is that a pond to the right?

[mystic ledge]

you can fish there yes

[swift flint]

can i tap oaks and maples planted in the ||desert||?

[snow hill]

Yes

[mystic ledge]

spoiler ||desert|| but yes you can

[languid solstice]

I CAN FISH THERE-

i can fish in the caves holy fudge

[snow hill]

I highly recommend tap farming there as well, it's free space for trees

[wanton tiger]

There’s some fish exclusive to levels in the mines!

[languid solstice]

STONE FISH

[uncut island]

Is stone fish vanilla

I don’t even remember anymore

[hasty sequoia]

It is

I looked it up too

[mystic ledge]

yes

[languid solstice]

YES

[cunning silo]

ye

[languid solstice]

sorry caps

i don't have mods on rn

[uncut island]

The mods have fried my memory of what’s vanilla and what’s not

[mystic ledge]

||stone fish, ice pip, ghost fish and lava eel|| are vanilla mines fish

[languid solstice]

👍

[untold thicket]

I don't can see how much persons have this server

How can i see that

[wanton tiger]

178,923 people are in this server

[languid solstice]

suddenly the caves got darker

does that only happen past floor 30?