stardew-valley

[shrewd sail]

800 hours, WHICH TBF to myself at least 25% of those hours are just it running in the background because i had to pause in the middle of a day

[cunning silo]

thats pretty impressive

[marble brook]

wow

[dusty ibex]

DAMMM

are u a pro sdv player now

[shrewd sail]

yes definitely

[cunning silo]

thats like 10h a day

[marble brook]

100%

already

[shrewd sail]

i promise i was not playing 10 hours a day

[dusty ibex]

how reliable are ur promises

[shrewd sail]

um

like 75%

[cunning silo]

maybe like 7h a day

[cobalt hare]

id say they're a 9/10 reliability

[cunning silo]

every day

[shrewd sail]

it's ok guys this is just what i do with games that i download

[cobalt hare]

valid

[shrewd sail]

you don't even want to know what level i'm on on the property brothers. home design mobile game (i am ashamed to admit that i am on level 7,606)

[dusty ibex]

dammmmm so does that mean when ur done with sdv

you’ll put the game away and we’ll never see u again

[shrewd sail]

no no i just downloaded mods so i am here for the long haul

[dusty ibex]

ok ok ok

[cobalt hare]

is that what you'll do when you finish it /j

[dusty ibex]

i already done finished the game i just make new saves

[cobalt hare]

oh no

[cunning silo]

i kinda do that?

[dusty ibex]

YEAR TWO PERFECTION WOOOOOOO

[shrewd sail]

this is relatable but mostly just because i make new saves just so i can marry a different character

[cunning silo]

occasionally come back to the game and do stuff

wtf congrats on y2 perfection vil gg

[dusty ibex]

real do u have a list of how many of what crops I need to plant

[dusty ibex]

I DIDNT DO IT YET

[marble brook]

i have never gotten 100%

[shrewd sail]

i feel bad divorcing the people i marry so i just don't

[marble brook]

and i’ve played for years

[dusty ibex]

but i have no doubt in me that i will do it

[dusty ibex]

ok u are so real for that

I just make a new save if I wanna marry someone else

[cunning silo]

i've never divorced anyone

[shrewd sail]

yes this is the only way

[dusty ibex]

so far the only npcs I haven’t married are the men and maru n penny

[cunning silo]

because its like 50k+

thats like way too much money

[cobalt hare]

leah is number one

i love her

[dusty ibex]

💀 imagine being in sdv and ur in a hateful relationship and u can’t leave cuz ur too poor

[shrewd sail]

i married abigail and shane and then i married a character that was added in through SVE and then another that was added in through ridgeside

[cunning silo]

LMAO

[dusty ibex]

ok leah is my favourite spouse fr

[cunning silo]

💀 so true,

[dusty ibex]

😭

ur just stuck there married to shane

[shrewd sail]

omg let me tell you i was shocked when i figured out my macbook could run ridgeside and SVE simultaneously

[dusty ibex]

YEA

[pulsar remnant]

yes

[cobalt hare]

[marble brook]

wth

[dusty ibex]

gabby u can also use ur macbook as a stove to cook food when ur playing both sve and ridgeside

[marble brook]

true

[shrewd sail]

so true it's a great way to multitask

[fair stream]

Cooling padsssss

[shrewd sail]

no but on a serious note my macbook does not get hot when i run my modded stardew games

[cunning silo]

wtf hacks

[shrewd sail]

fun fact

[marble brook]

the mac sounds like it’s taking off 🛫

[cunning silo]

my computer struggles with loading new chunks in minecraft

[dusty ibex]

did u gaslight ur macbook into thinking it’s not a MacBook???

[fair stream]

I don't have a cooling pad but I do have a ventilated stand and that helps a lot

[dusty ibex]

cuz dam teach me how to gaslight if u did

[cobalt hare]

can you write a comprehensive guide on this pls gabby

[fair stream]

(I... Don't have a macbook, though)

[marble brook]

i do.

[cunning silo]

simply outskilled

[marble brook]

it gets hot and sounds like a plane taking off

[shrewd sail]

also my desktop looks like this when i play

[lost oriole]

git gud

[cunning silo]

???????????

[cobalt hare]

this makes me wanna cry

too many windows

[shrewd sail]

tbh i just run stardew and then also discord and also 3 separate chrome windows and it works out

[fair stream]

That's a lot of windows

[cobalt hare]

thats valid

[shrewd sail]

sometimes if I'm feeling spicy i will also simultaneously run my modded sims game because i forget to close it before starting stardew

[marble brook]

wtf kinda mac you got

[dusty ibex]

friends network unavailable 💀

[cobalt hare]

modded sims is on another level

[shrewd sail]

Steam doesn't like me very much 😌

[marble brook]

ur mac acting like windows

[shrewd sail]

i just have a macbook pro

[marble brook]

same here

[shrewd sail]

I think they put smthn extra special when they made my mac tho ngl cause it slays

[pulsar remnant]

-_-

[cobalt hare]

im gonna take a break bye everyone

[pulsar remnant]

bye

[marble brook]

byebye

[pulsar remnant]

cya later alligator

[shrewd sail]

sometimes if i run minecraft while running stardew my laptop will get hot

[pulsar remnant]

lol

idk what to do in minecraft atm

its boring

[marble brook]

i haven’t played mc is a hit minute

#images-and-memes message

[cunning silo]

catto

[shrewd sail]

I usually only run I get into one of my week long phases where i think i'll enjoy playing survival minecraft

[marble brook]

simba

[shrewd sail]

but rn stardew is my main game

[shrewd sail]

cute

[pulsar remnant]

same

[marble brook]

she’s eeping

[dusty ibex]

ok goodbye

[pulsar remnant]

bit late there vil

thats the usual tho

[dusty ibex]

I keep buying games on steam

💀 that I haven’t played yet

[pulsar remnant]

then play them

[shrewd sail]

lol

[dusty ibex]

no it is not as simple as that

[marble brook]

i’ve been playing totk

that’s it

too busy for any other games

[pulsar remnant]

then dont buy them

ez

[dusty ibex]

it is also not as simple as that

[cunning silo]

but sales,,

[marble brook]

i buy anything on sale, then never touch it

[pulsar remnant]

...

u guys need to learn to not spend randomly

[dusty ibex]

this game has ruined lenins life hes now up until 6am playing it

[marble brook]

okay but me

[shrewd sail]

omg it's 3:30

[dusty ibex]

its my money tbh i can do what I like wid it

ill eventually play them

[pulsar remnant]

:/

[cunning silo]

dedication

[marble brook]

4:30 am here

[pulsar remnant]

didn't know that

[dusty ibex]

am or pm

[shrewd sail]

am

[dusty ibex]

real do u use a 24 hour clock

[cunning silo]

sometimes

[marble brook]

i do

[dusty ibex]

dammmm ok u should just not go to sleep and complete ur all nighter

[shrewd sail]

so true

[marble brook]

stay up and fix ur sleep schedule

[cunning silo]

okay im leaving for a bit

[marble brook]

okie

[pulsar remnant]

bye bye

[dusty ibex]

dammm real leaving us

now the chat be blue

[pulsar remnant]

stop saying dam all the time 💀

[marble brook]

vil soon

soon……..

[dusty ibex]

soon?

WHAT ARE U PLANNING

[marble brook]

PURPLE

???????????

[dusty ibex]

ok dam is a good word it saved me from a burning building I will not abandon it

[dusty ibex]

purple? im alreadu purple bruv

[pulsar remnant]

what?

[marble brook]

FOR ME

I WILL BE PURPLE SOON

[dusty ibex]

what level are u now 😭

[marble brook]

188….

[dusty ibex]

dammmmm ur gonna leave behind all the blue ppl

[pulsar remnant]

:/

[dusty ibex]

ok that’s getting there

72 levels off 😭

[marble brook]

so close yet so far

[dusty ibex]

maybe start some more arguments

[marble brook]

i’d have to have no life to get it by next week

[dusty ibex]

maybe go round calling ppl 3’4? More often

[marble brook]

ok. i hate void chickens !

[dusty ibex]

ok wtf

[marble brook]

they’re ugly

[dusty ibex]

how can u hate void chickens bruv

[marble brook]

i sell them off

[pulsar remnant]

too far

[dusty ibex]

THEY LOOK COOL

[marble brook]

no

ugly

[dusty ibex]

void chickens are gangster theyd never snitch on u

[pulsar remnant]

at least their not 3'4

[marble brook]

i like blue chickens

[dusty ibex]

blue chickens? they would co operate with the police in a heart beat

[marble brook]

idc

[dusty ibex]

dammmm

[shrewd sail]

blue chickens freak me out

[pulsar remnant]

dammmm

[dusty ibex]

u don’t care bout no loyalty like that

[pulsar remnant]

dammmm

[nimble jackal]

blue chickens are from the CIA

[pulsar remnant]

dammmm

[dusty ibex]

FR why their tails so non chicken like

who they think they are

[marble brook]

they’re cute

[shrewd sail]

also why and how are they blue

[dusty ibex]

ur a chicken bro stay in ur lane

[marble brook]

unlike void chickens

[nimble jackal]

because they're foxes wearing chicken costumes to feed on other chickens

[dusty ibex]

THEY DRANK TOO MUCH JOJA COLA

[nimble jackal]

bro has Joja Ebola

[cobalt hare]

God damn

Extremely unfortunate

[marble brook]

poopoo peepee

[nimble jackal]

it's like HIV but blue

ig

[dusty ibex]

[marble brook]

cute

[dusty ibex]

regular chickens ON TOP

[cobalt hare]

Wise words 👍🏾

[marble brook]

#town-square message

[cobalt hare]

Town square seems like a wacky place

I don't know why it replied to that

[dusty ibex]

[nimble jackal]

of course

[nimble jackal]

MF'S TAIL LOOKS LIKE A F*CKING OSTRICH

[dusty ibex]

someone said we should kill all men and then when we said that’s a bit weird their response was ‘if u think that’s weird u would not last a minute in town square’

[nimble jackal]

WHY

[marble brook]

true

[dusty ibex]

it was a bit weird ngl

[cobalt hare]

damn town square is based af

[marble brook]

very weird tho

town square is something

[dusty ibex]

Adventurers guild is pretty good

[nimble jackal]

bro forgot about where sperm comes from

[cobalt hare]

Where does it come from (actually nevermind)

[dusty ibex]

ok lets not get into that conversation

ok literally stop rn

[marble brook]

ok let’s not discuss that

[dusty ibex]

💀 theres 13 year olds in the server never forget that

[nimble jackal]

good call good call

[marble brook]

so. stardew

[cobalt hare]

This is the Stardew Valley discord 😭

[nimble jackal]

"When two people love eachother very much"

[marble brook]

no

they get married

that’s it

[cobalt hare]

^

Or they play Stardew together

[nimble jackal]

I thought babies spawned into the womb when people got married

I was endlessly confused by married people without children

I also thought the walking chicken was a completely different entity than the edible chicken

[trim goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-cluck-caw-heihei-gif-15682699

[dusty ibex]

hi pumpkin

[trim goblet]

Hellooo

First message in chat I saw was "chicken" 😂

[marble brook]

bwak

[nimble jackal]

oh yeah we were talking about blueberry chickens

[nimble jackal]

I see nothing but pure terror in those eyes

[marble brook]

chicken from moana

very dumb one

[nimble jackal]

nice

I thought it was from the hayday trailer or something

[dusty ibex]

wait did y’all watch surfs up

That chicken was goated

[marble brook]

i did

best movie

[dusty ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/joão-frango-gif-19137273

[trim goblet]

Hahaha

✌️

[cunning silo]

blue chickens are mid

[mystic jasper]

Joja themed chicken

[cobalt hare]

eyo

[mystic jasper]

hello

[marble brook]

no u

[mystic jasper]

I never raised blue chickens

[marble brook]

i have a coop full

[mystic jasper]

I just have a few animals as I'm not the person to raise farm animals

[cunning silo]

pros of blue chickens: none

[dusty ibex]

BASED

[dark solstice]

aww but those blue chickens have fluffy tails

[marble brook]

real. ur aren’t even real bro

[cunning silo]

can you give me a good thing about blue chickens

[marble brook]

blue. fluffy. blue

(blue is my fave color)

[cunning silo]

how are they more fluffy than regular chickens

[marble brook]

their tails

[pulsar remnant]

how do you switch to another row in ur inv

on pc

[cunning silo]

💀 true tails are indication of fluffiness

press tab

[pulsar remnant]

thanks 😄

[mystic jasper]

They got a fancy tail though

[marble brook]

oh no my cat woke up irl

she’s about to wreck havoc

[dusty ibex]

dammmm is vanilla ur favourite flavour of ice cream

[marble brook]

no

[dusty ibex]

[marble brook]

i dislike vanilla

[dusty ibex]

is ur favourite drink water

[marble brook]

yea actually

what about it

[pulsar remnant]

when can u catch catfish and tiger trout

what seasons

[dark solstice]

you can try to catch them in autumn

[dusty ibex]

[pulsar remnant]

ok thanks

[lost oriole]

I wanna say tiger trout is exclusive to fall

[dark solstice]

alternatively catfish can be caught in summer secret wood

[marble brook]

here’s a lot of things

[cunning silo]

🤯

[dark solstice]

but I dunno about the catch rate...

[trim goblet]

What is all that??

[cunning silo]

ok vil water is good drink

its cc image

[trim goblet]

whoa o-o

[marble brook]

or this

[mystic jasper]

Catfish can be caught in all seasons, but the areas they're caught in during each season differs.
In both rivers: Spring and Autumn
In the secret woods pond: Summer and Winter (rain totem)

For tiger trout: Both rivers during autumn and winter

[torn quail]

missing ancient froot

[mystic jasper]

Catfish are more common between 7:00-9:00AM

[dark solstice]

imagine going to the secret wood fishing early morning

[trim goblet]

Year 3 will be when I cook all the dishes!!!

[marble brook]

you don’t need it for cc

[mystic jasper]

Man a tiny pond but the fish there are unique at least (well one ofc)

[dusty ibex]

ok I don’t wanna attack the water ppl

[torn quail]

ohhhhhh
didn’t see it was a cc list
thought it was just things

[mystic jasper]

Water is very tasty

[dusty ibex]

water is a good drink but beuvvvvv u can have a favourite that doesn’t taste of nothing

[trim goblet]

I didn't know there were soda flavorings available

[mystic jasper]

Mint flavored soda water

[marble brook]

i like regular water

normal water

water flavored water

[mystic jasper]

Regular water has a great good nothing taste to it. Pure water tastes like terrible nothing because of the lack of mineral ions

[dusty ibex]

i only drink bottled water cuz the water here tastes bad

[torn quail]

W water

[trim goblet]

When is it too early to eat a cookie?

[marble brook]

never too early

[mystic jasper]

Never

[torn quail]

never

[mystic jasper]

I eat cookies during the morning, afternoon and evening

[dusty ibex]

😭 it’s never too early as long as a cookie isn’t ur whole breakfast

[mystic jasper]

TBH I had cookies as whole breakfast before

[marble brook]

what’s wrong with cookies for breakfast?

[cunning silo]

when it would give you more energy than you need

[torn quail]

1 AM cookie W 💪

[trim goblet]

Interesting

[mystic jasper]

Male farmers receiving cookies from mom

[marble brook]

5am cookie 🍪

[dusty ibex]

it’s a leninheads thing to do

that mf ate a cake for 3 days once

[marble brook]

a what

[mystic jasper]

It's a good boost to energy for fishing early game

[dusty ibex]

leninheads = banned person from sdv who used to be very active here and he is very cool and he taught me how to play the game when I was new to it

[marble brook]

OHH A PERSON

[dusty ibex]

yea

[marble brook]

i probably know them

don’t rmr them

[dusty ibex]

(u don’t)

[mystic jasper]

I don't know them tbh

[trim goblet]

cake...for 3 days... O_O

[mystic jasper]

But I bet they're cool

[dusty ibex]

but he actually made my level 500 message

[dusty ibex]

😭 it became spoiled and that mf still ate it

[marble brook]

i’m leaving now

[dusty ibex]

WHY U LEAVING FOR

[marble brook]

bye

[trim goblet]

.....oh ...

[mystic jasper]

Wait leaving the server?

[marble brook]

IM WATCHING A SHOW

[dusty ibex]

oh ok

[mystic jasper]

oh I see

[dusty ibex]

what are u watching

[marble brook]

anime.

[dusty ibex]

are u tryna say the show ur watching is more interesting than us

[mystic jasper]

I rarely watched anime

[dusty ibex]

[marble brook]

well. u said it

[dusty ibex]

I hope ur episode is a FILLER EPISODE

[marble brook]

ITS THE FIRST EP?

[dusty ibex]

LOL

[marble brook]

i’m not watching naruto

[trim goblet]

o.o;;; oh boy

[marble brook]

atm i’m not

[torn quail]

damn that’s too mean

[dusty ibex]

ok have fun!!!!

[marble brook]

BYE ✌🏽

[dusty ibex]

it’s ok when anyone is mean to heaven it’s just her bad karma catching up to her

[marble brook]

i saw this before closing the app…..

[dusty ibex]

OK GOOD

[marble brook]

vil is so mean to me

[torn quail]

cat

[dusty ibex]

I’m literally so nice to u wdym

[torn quail]

🦞

[mystic jasper]

Such angriness

[marble brook]

u called me bald, then you said i’m 3’4, now you hope i’m watching filler eps

[dusty ibex]

dam why are u remembering things

[marble brook]

I RMR THOSE THINGS

[dusty ibex]

U SAID WE ARE ALL BORING

[torn quail]

wow. Vil is so mean

[marble brook]

DONT RELY ON MY AMNESIA

[dusty ibex]

and also u hoped that a horse kicked my head in that one time

[marble brook]

when.

[dusty ibex]

and omg u bought all of the kinder buenos in the shop so I couldn’t buy any

[marble brook]

I DONT LIKE KINDER

[dusty ibex]

AND YET YOU STILL BOUGHT ALL OF THEM TO SPITE ME

[marble brook]

sounds like me

then i threw them all away

[dusty ibex]

seeeee u have a lot of bad karma chasing ur 3’4 self

[dark solstice]

lol what is happening here

[dusty ibex]

I’m surprised ur able to run away from it with ur little legs

[marble brook]

vil bullying me

[trim goblet]

I had a huge bowl of cubed watermelon and a banana....and a cookie @.@

[dusty ibex]

DAM that’s a good meal

[trim goblet]

but my stupid stomach is asking for more food 😭

[marble brook]

at least u balanced it out

[dusty ibex]

MY MUM COOKED LIKE 3 DIDFERENT GOOD MEALS and now I don’t know what to eat

[trim goblet]

cravings are scary stuff...

[dusty ibex]

I’ve literally been stuck walking around my kitchen trying to make my mind up

[trim goblet]

EAT ALL 3 GOOD MEALS!!!!

[marble brook]

OK BYE

[trim goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/chiquichico-gif-26004262

[dusty ibex]

😭 I can’t AND BYE HEAVEN

[trim goblet]

ENJOY HEAVEN

Or grab like...a little bit of each plate...

Make sure you make extra plate with all 3 again in case someone else eats it .>.> so you have something for later

[dusty ibex]

😭 it’s ok it won’t finish anytime soon

she cooked a huge ass thing of biriyani

I am paralysed by choice 😭

ok @trim goblet PICK A NUMBER FROM 1-3

[dark solstice]

[trim goblet]

I was pinged here! I FELT SPECIAL

[trim goblet]

3

I would just take a little bit of everything

[dusty ibex]

ok thank u

[dusty ibex]

I can’t mix them that conflict very much 😭

[trim goblet]

;-; If your mother would see that, she would also fliip...

[dusty ibex]

LMAO

ok everyone is scared of my mum 💀 except her kids

[cobalt hare]

hello everyone. i just arrival here. what should i do If i want to play with the others.

[mystic jasper]

#multiplayer-lfg-old is a good way to find someone to play with

[dusty ibex]

are you looking for people to play with

[cobalt hare]

yes

[dusty ibex]

Then yeah #multiplayer-lfg-old just know there’s no cross platform

[cobalt hare]

ok

thank you

[dusty ibex]

I hope u find someone cool to play with

[trim goblet]

My bff's mother is scary too u.u

[dusty ibex]

[mystic jasper]

General note there's a one hour delay after posting in the multiplayer channel

[dusty ibex]

ok but my mum is very kind

[trim goblet]

But she has her moments too, right?

[cobalt hare]

why

[dusty ibex]

I think I just push her buttons sometimes

[mystic jasper]

It's to prevent spam

[trim goblet]

My bff's mother has a robe. A kimono robe that appears out of thin air whenever someone triggers her

I WANT TO WITNESS, SAID ROBE!

[dusty ibex]

LOL

[cobalt hare]

oh i see

[trim goblet]

And apparently, her father is already out the door before the robe appears because he just knows

[dusty ibex]

sometimes my mum be waking up at 3am and she will go downstairs and tell everyone off for being noisy

and her hair is all frizzed up 😭

[mystic jasper]

Well in any other channel as I know of. There isn't such long delay. There are messaging delays in other channels but those appear if there are many people typing at once

[placid shell]

hi! my teeth hurt... I won't tell you how, because I won't swear... I don't feel like it 🙂

how are you?

[mystic jasper]

I feel your pain with toothaches

[mystic jasper]

If you're asking me then I'm doing fine like always

[trim goblet]

I want more food now ;-;

[dusty ibex]

EAT UP

[placid shell]

thanks, maybe it will hurt less

[mystic jasper]

What do you like eating?

[placid shell]

suuuuuushi

nevermind

[mystic jasper]

I enjoy eating plants and fish

[placid shell]

me too

[trim goblet]

Food

[dusty ibex]

I would send a picture of my food

[trim goblet]

I ate!!! DX

[dusty ibex]

but I don’t want to

[trim goblet]

My stomach needs to calm down

[dusty ibex]

EAT MORE

[placid shell]

wooow it broke me

[mystic jasper]

Such a great choice. The most popular one too

[trim goblet]

The best choice!!!!

I will wait a couple of hours before I eat ~w~

[mystic jasper]

In before you stuff yourself over the limit

[trim goblet]

Huh?

[ember flare]

as singleplayer, how many seeds do you plant?

[mystic jasper]

What seeds?

[trim goblet]

as many as you want!

Vil over there planted over 900, I think

[ember flare]

any seeds, since it needs a lot of energy to water for the first year

[mystic jasper]

You can play 1k in a standard farm

[trim goblet]

It gets easier once you have sprinklers 🤔 certainly

[pulsar remnant]

[sly trellis]

Where do I plant seeds and stuff?

[dusty ibex]

HEY I didn’t do 900 😭

[sly trellis]

I have parsnip seeds and idk what to do lol

[dusty ibex]

you need to hoe the farmland you are on and then plant the seeds on the hoed land

and then plant the seeds and water them

[pulsar remnant]

every day

unless it rains

[pulsar remnant]

if u want the fastest grow time

[sly trellis]

Do I buy the hose?

From Pierre?

[dusty ibex]

there’s no hose

you’ll have the hoe as a tool

[pulsar remnant]

lol

or sprinklers

but the basic ones are a waste

[dusty ibex]

okay they are new they can worry about sprinklers later

[pulsar remnant]

ok chill

[sly trellis]

Thanks V.

[dusty ibex]

it’s no problem

[pulsar remnant]

and me?

[sly trellis]

wait another question, do I need to clear the weeds and sticks first though?

[dusty ibex]

you can go to Pierre to buy some more seeds if you’d like

[pulsar remnant]

:/

[sly trellis]

And will I sort of be prompted to start planting

[dusty ibex]

you’ll want to clear them out eventually but that’s something you can take your time with

[dark solstice]

Weeds spread though

[dusty ibex]

nope you just go to ur seeds, hold it and click on the land

[pulsar remnant]

and scarecrows are helpful

[dusty ibex]

yeah, clear the area of stones and sticks and weeds if you are using that land

but don’t like worry about cleaning up your huge farm entirely

you’ll do it eventually as you get more advanced in the game

[pulsar remnant]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[sly trellis]

Ok lol because I did it for a whole day in game

[dusty ibex]

this game is forgiving and there is no time pressure on you

[trim goblet]

I thought you did a lottttt, like close to 900!

[dusty ibex]

so you can really do what you want

[dusty ibex]

😭 okay I did plant like 900 seeds in a modded farm because I have a tractor to help me

but for my vanilla new save, only 98

[mystic jasper]

98 strawberries right?

[dusty ibex]

Yeah

It was meant to be 100 but i slightly messed up my sprinkler tile placement

[trim goblet]

tractor! 😮

[pulsar remnant]

how much money for it

[trim goblet]

I saw that mod before

[dusty ibex]

because the base sprinkers are kinda difficult to use

[pulsar remnant]

thats why there a waste tbh

[dark solstice]

lol 98 strawberries

[dusty ibex]

It’s a really fun mod, it is very strong but it’s so fun i don’t even mind

[dusty ibex]

ok I disagree with you very much

[pulsar remnant]

:/

[dusty ibex]

I think base sprinklers are very good

[pulsar remnant]

u disagree with whatever i say

[pulsar remnant]

-_-

[fair stream]

They're useful early game if you don't want to waste energy watering crops

[dusty ibex]

it’s not personal 😭 I’m just allowed to have different opinions

[pulsar remnant]

seems personal to me...

[dusty ibex]

they are difficult to place, but the fact that i don’t have to water 98 strawberries every day when I’m in spring year 1

[fair stream]

More energy for mining and such to get more resources for better stuff!

[pulsar remnant]

fair but i have the time

[dusty ibex]

it puts me in a really good position

[pulsar remnant]

i havent even got iron in the mines yet

[dusty ibex]

since I’m trying to go for year 2 perfection - usually I just skip it and water manually and go for level 6 farming and then get sprinklers

[dark solstice]

I crafted 42 basic sprinklers in my minmax farm

coz I won't reach farming lvl 6 until summer

[fair stream]

It's ultimately a matter of preference

[dusty ibex]

💀 if I don’t like someone I just ignore them

so it’s not personal

[fair stream]

(Haz maybe you're overthinking this a smidge)

[dusty ibex]

I think if sprinkers were like in a straight line then it would be a lot better tbh

[pulsar remnant]

overthinking what

[dusty ibex]

like if it did 2 tiles to the left and two to the right

[pulsar remnant]

[fair stream]

There's a nice line sprinklers mod

I wonder if it still works hmm

I remember having a bit of trouble with it last I used it

[dusty ibex]

Okay I put my mods away for my perfection run 😭 I miss them very much

[trim goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/exhibition-driving-tricks-tractor-showoff-gif-16323764

^ Vil on a tractor

[pulsar remnant]

guys i need help reaching level 40 in the mines

the slimes bully me

[dusty ibex]

ME FR

[dark solstice]

I use Billboard Anywhere mod in my minmax run

[trim goblet]

🤣

[dusty ibex]

when I play modded it’s usually just more laidback and fun

automate, tractor mod, pausing time, faster movement speed, faster animations

[pulsar remnant]

how to get mods?

[dark solstice]

seriously i need faster movement speed when i eventually play sdv

SVE i mean

[cobalt hare]

my advice is always take it slow and make sure you've got the right weapon

[trim goblet]

Weapon!

[fair stream]

Haz you can get mods and smapi from nexus!

[trim goblet]

Too bad you can't use the tractor in the mines

[pulsar remnant]

whats the right weapon do u think

[cobalt hare]

some people don't change their weapons and have a hard time there

[cobalt hare]

i like the bone sword, but check out what marlon has to offer

what i do is check the stats and compare them to the one i have

[pulsar remnant]

how to get the bone sword?

[fair stream]

Hammer go bonk

[dusty ibex]

you’ll need to be level 70 in the mines for a bone sword

[dark solstice]

Rare drops from skeletons

[pulsar remnant]

-_-

[cobalt hare]

i think it drops from some enemies, you can also buy it from marlon i believe

[dusty ibex]

i would suggest bringing a lot of food and going on a lucky day

you can only buy it from marlon when you’ve hit level 75

[fair stream]

I'd suggest a hammer if you manage to get one to drop

[cobalt hare]

hammers are good too!

[trim goblet]

I still haven't figured out how to get a hammer ._.

[fair stream]

Hammer go bonk

[dusty ibex]

hammers are so fun, you can nuke a slime instantly

[cobalt hare]

check out different ones and see for yourself but do make sure to change them from time to time

[dusty ibex]

I got mine from killing monsters but I think you can always buy one

[trim goblet]

I see 🤔 I only get swords DX and daggers

[fair stream]

me in the mines fr

[dusty ibex]

There’s like a bug/glitch with hammers and it’s special right

[cobalt hare]

[dusty ibex]

I don’t know if it’s intended or not but spam clicking left click after you’ve used your special

you just murder everything

[fair stream]

It's very fun

Probably not intended behaviour but it's hilarious

[pulsar remnant]

i cant wait for my horse

robin is building it

[cobalt hare]

[dusty ibex]

[pulsar remnant]

whats good food for me

[dusty ibex]

me running to the travelling cart every time just to see shes selling a parsnip for 3000 gold 😭

[pulsar remnant]

im in year 1

[dusty ibex]

salmonberries, foraged stuff, mushrooms if u took mushrooms over fruit bats

uhhh some fish like chubs and smallmouth bass

[pulsar remnant]

field snacks?

[fair stream]

Mushies are good

Field snacks are alright too!

[pulsar remnant]

shouldv'e i chose mushies...

[dusty ibex]

it’s no big deal if you didn’t

[pulsar remnant]

i sort of just wonder around not knowing what to do

[dusty ibex]

but I think mushrooms are pretty good

[cobalt hare]

make field snacks

there's usually a ton of tree seeds leftover

[pulsar remnant]

i have 18

field snacks

[cobalt hare]

that's a good start

[dense sandal]

what should i do with my first prismatic shard

[cobalt hare]

keep!

[pulsar remnant]

moonlight jellies tomorrow!

[cobalt hare]

it has a use when you ||unlock the desert||

[mystic jasper]

As in the cave?

[dense sandal]

ooh okay

[sly trellis]

How do I get to my journal entries? 🫣

[pulsar remnant]

ye

[mystic jasper]

If it's the cave then either can be good

[cobalt hare]

collections tab

[pulsar remnant]

press the !

[pulsar remnant]

i chose fruits

[dusty ibex]

also haz save a few acorns if you want to start an oak tree farm for oak resin for kegs

[cobalt hare]

oh wait, journal! it's F on pc

[pulsar remnant]

ye

[mystic jasper]

Fruit bat cave is useful for CC completion or gifting. The fruits dropped are affected by foraging profession
Mushrooms are good for healing and generate faster than fruit bat. They're also useful as a gift for some people. Also a bit useful for CC

[pulsar remnant]

what does that get

[dusty ibex]

kegs triple the value of fruit

[pulsar remnant]

k cool

[dusty ibex]

so imagine tripling a starfruit or a melon

[pulsar remnant]

'o'

[dusty ibex]

it’s very good

[pulsar remnant]

what do i do witha. keg

[dusty ibex]

you put fruit in there

[mystic jasper]

High profit crops

[dusty ibex]

and wait a week

[pulsar remnant]

wait whats a tapper

i cant make kegs

yet

[mystic jasper]

Fruits recommend to keg are ancient fruit and ||starfruit||

[dusty ibex]

you’ll need level 7 or 8 farming for kegs

[pulsar remnant]

what does tapper do

[dusty ibex]

you put it on a tree

wait a week and it’ll give you a product depending on the tree

you use those products for crafting

[mystic jasper]

You put the tapper on a tree and in a few days would generate specialized tree sap.

Resin from oaks, Syrup from maples and tar from pines

[pulsar remnant]

tu

[mystic jasper]

Mahoganies generate sap everyday

[pulsar remnant]

ty*

do i need to buy a horse or does it come with the stable

[mystic jasper]

Comes with the stable

[pulsar remnant]

'o'

k thx

how do you get gold

i have so many questions lmao

[trim goblet]

Gold what?

[pulsar remnant]

gold

just gold

[trim goblet]

Gold ores? Gold money? Gold fruit?

[pulsar remnant]

ore

to make sprinklers

[trim goblet]

o-o There are a lot of 'gold' so you might want to specify. Gold ores can be obtained in the Mines

[dusty ibex]

you’ll get ores at level 80 in the mines

[pulsar remnant]

k thanks

[dusty ibex]

also can someone remind me that I put a drink in the freezer

thank u

[pulsar remnant]

in how long

[dusty ibex]

I already know I’m gonna go back to it in 2 days and it’s a frozen solid block

in an hour

[pulsar remnant]

ill try

i should know this stuff

i used to play on my ps4

that was a long time ago tho

so im basically new

[cobalt crypt]

Best day ever, played Stardew all afternoon

[pulsar remnant]

Lol

[mystic jasper]

Really great tbh, but playing sdv from morning to evening? Yeah

[dusty ibex]

@cunning silo how did u get a nautilus shell before winter, befriending demitrius?

[cunning silo]

yew

[dusty ibex]

dammmm

[cunning silo]

alt option is mussel fish pond or tcart

[dusty ibex]

ok

[cunning silo]

you growing strawbs right

save a gold one for his bday

[dusty ibex]

98

[cunning silo]

do you mind resetting days

[dusty ibex]

no but I try not to

[cunning silo]

to get the right gift

[dusty ibex]

ok I’ll do that

I can just give him strawberries 2x a week anyway

[cunning silo]

ye

[dusty ibex]

I have money from tea saplings to offset that

[cunning silo]

so you're going for fall cc finish

[dusty ibex]

yea

I already got a few winter roots to seedmaker

[cunning silo]

try to meet krobus/dwarf/sandy

so that they will benefit from friendship bonus i think

[dusty ibex]

krobus I’ll meet before winter 1

okay

[cobalt hare]

how fish ponds should i have

[dusty ibex]

u can have 0 and be ok

fish ponds aren’t that great

but I tend to go for 2

[cobalt hare]

cool

i don't like tending to animals

[mystic jasper]

It depends on what you're going after

Fish ponds are more of a utility than for profit

[fervent sleet]

Some aged roes can sell for profit but it's less efficient than the good crops

On that topic, my fish ponds rarely give me anything other than roes.

[fallow gyro]

@dusty ibex did you get your drink out the freezer

its been an hour

[dusty ibex]

DAM

I didn’t

thank you for reminding me

[fallow gyro]

[sly trellis]

How do I fill my watering can

[dusty ibex]

you go to any water source and click the watering can

[lost oriole]

Press the water button beside any body of water (or your kitchen sink)

[mystic jasper]

Go to a body of water with a watering can in hand. You then click on the body of water with it

[sly trellis]

I’m at the little watering bucket but it’s not refilling?

Can I save the game before 2am?

[rich sorrel]

The game saves when you sleep

[meager elk]

Bro I just got soft locked out of bound with a legendary fish

[odd abyss]

Hello!

[ashen flume]

Hey welcome!

[tardy fractal]

Welcome!

[ashen flume]

How 😭

[odd abyss]

New here, just wanna find someone to play with 😅

[tardy fractal]

Try in #multiplayer-lfg-old

[ashen flume]

Oh we got a whole channel for that, #multiplayer-lfg-old

Careful with the cooldown tho

[odd abyss]

Oh! Thank you! (ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ

[meager elk]

If you swing your scythe or sword next to a loading zone, you slowly move out of bounds, and I went out of bounds and then got caught in another loading zone, trapping my in a wall

[dreamy monolith]

You have to click the watering button on the water

[ashen flume]

Yeah i know that part but how did it involve a legendary fish

[meager elk]

Oh, I'm soft locked with it

[lost oriole]

okay but why would you do this when you know it

[meager elk]

I didnt know I would get soft locked

Well time to wait until 2 am so I pass out

[ashen flume]

I did that once trying to get to the ||quarry|| on day 1

Did it work? Yes, but did i ever come back? No

Good thing i had no money tho

[dusty ibex]

day one mystic node

[unreal prawn]

I want to play with someone but I can't talk

[meager elk]

I forgot the chair to get back

[unreal prawn]

But I can't now sorry

[primal nexus]

hi nols

nils

[ashen flume]

Like, in the multiplayer channel?

[lost oriole]

play stupid games win stupid prizes =P

[cunning silo]

ggo n desperado

hey nils

[ashen flume]

HIII NIKI!!

And hey real!

Almost video called someone on accident

[trim goblet]

@dusty ibex So I tried to pan the same place where the luck ring came out of, but it didn't work. I'm on PC

[dusty ibex]

I did this and omg the stress

[dusty ibex]

did you keep the luck the same?

I think it may not be guaranteed but it’s like very likely

[trim goblet]

Yes, nothing was changed u.u

[ashen flume]

Huh i thought it was guaranteed

[trim goblet]

So it must be a very rare occurrence?

[ashen flume]

Maybe it was slightly to the left?

[trim goblet]

I'm not sure 🤔 I will keep panning!

[mystic jasper]

do you have the same luck level?

What was the luck level that got you the ||lucky ring||?

[ashen flume]

I just realized this isnt seasoned farmers, was abt to mention post cc lmfao

[mystic jasper]

You should have the same result

[trim goblet]

Max luck and +1 luck

🤷‍♂️ I only got 1 ring and couldn't pan another one

[mystic jasper]

Was it in the same spot as before?

[trim goblet]

No, somewhere else

[cobalt hare]

someone give me dedication to finish my farm i keep quitting ffs 😭

[pulsar remnant]

whats ffs

[mystic jasper]

Yeah then it won't give the same results

Actually was it done in the same day?

Because each day has different results

[trim goblet]

No no, Vil said that there's a chance to get another ring from the same spot once you get a luck ring

So I was testing that out. Maybe the location wasn't optimal, who knows

or I didn't do it correctly 🤔

[mystic jasper]

FYI it would always be the same result provided that you pan the same spot with the same luck level

[trim goblet]

Finish itttttt, you can do itttttt!!!!!

[mystic jasper]

Give yourself a task in mind. What do you want to do?

[wanton tiger]

For fucks sake

[pulsar remnant]

oh

k

[dusty ibex]

hmmm did you fish out a lucky ring and then wear it and then go for another?

[lost oriole]

I suspect has to be the same time (within the in game 10min block) as well

[trim goblet]

Nope. I just panned it and then hit the same button again 🤔

[cunning silo]

nau

[dusty ibex]

that’s weird

[trim goblet]

Yeahh

[cunning silo]

its day, tile location, daily luck, luck level

[trim goblet]

I think I was just unlucky 🤔

[lost oriole]

since I know if you put something in the seed maker, the time of day affects the output

[cunning silo]

ye

[mystic jasper]

It does not have to be the same just same luck level and spot. It's predetermined for the day already

[lost oriole]

if you say so

I wouldn't know for sure, because I know it matters for seed maker and frankly... I don't care enough about panning to find out.

[mystic jasper]

I just do it for the ring

[lost oriole]

yeah

[grim barn]

Im back

[pulsar remnant]

wb

[dapper salmon]

i just have a question i own sdv on xbox gamepass pc does that work with steam?

[nimble jackal]

should I choose remixed bundles?

[velvet forum]

Same tho. I have the most fun in Y1

[wanton tiger]

If you’ve already done a playthrough with the regular bundles, idk why not

[nimble jackal]

no not yet

[wanton tiger]

Then I’d recommend playing with regular for now, but if you really want to then go for remixed

[nimble jackal]

can you change your skin colour after character creation?

I accidentaly made my guy look like a lobster

[crude tapir]

somebody gotta ping ur forehead cuz probably all the messages in new farmers could fit in yo goofy ahhh forehead

[crude tapir]

HI RYAN

[dusty ibex]

What does this even MEAN

[crude tapir]

it means what it means YOURE JUST STUPID

[pulsar remnant]

calm down

[crude tapir]

who tf

[wanton tiger]

||yes after 4 hearts with the wizard||

[pulsar remnant]

I'll kick u out of the pub

[lost oriole]

it's not super super common, but not quite rare

[nimble jackal]

yeah ok I'm not doin allat

[wanton tiger]

HIYA PANDAAAA

[grim barn]

Is ancient seed rare? It dropped from Bat or that Stone zombie or whatever that is

[wanton tiger]

^^

[grim barn]

Oh

Thanks

[wanton tiger]

[crude tapir]

omg send a toya emote

[wanton tiger]

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/713243296901627916.gif?size=64

[nimble jackal]

what are the conditions for demetrius to give you a shroom cave/bat cave?

[pulsar remnant]

idk

think he just turns up

[tardy fractal]

You need to earn 25kg

[tepid trellis]

I'm pretty sure it's 25kg

[pulsar remnant]

there u go

[dapper salmon]

i just have a question i own sdv on xbox gamepass pc does that work with steam?

[serene walrus]

PAAPPAAPPAPSASASANSSNAA ryaanan hi

[tepid trellis]

Do you mean for cross-platform, or playing on steam after owning it on xbox?

[dapper salmon]

like i own if on the pc version of xbox and wanna play with someone on steam if they get it

[tepid trellis]

No unfortunately Stardew Valley is not cross-platform. You'd have to be on the same type of console/PC

[wanton tiger]

Hi hiii Noémiemie

[tepid trellis]

If you have Steam on your computer and you play through the Xbox cloud gaming I think you can play together though

[serene walrus]

❤️ 🥰 hiiii

[wicked trail]

whats the best crop for earlyh game?

[dapper salmon]

well it would be pc to pc

[tepid trellis]

Then yes you should be able to play together

[serene walrus]

potato

also welcome!

[tepid trellis]

I normally use Potatoes then roll those into strawberries! Use blueberries for summer (until you can obtain starfruit) pumpkins or cranberries for fall and forage and fish for winter! Good luck!

[wanton tiger]

In y1 spring, grow potatoes and save the money for strawberry seeds

[dusty ibex]

HI PEACHY

[serene walrus]

oh so u finally say hi back to me

hiii vill

[dusty ibex]

WHO

[mystic jasper]

Hi Peachy

[dusty ibex]

dammm peachy who’s not saying hi back to u lets beat them up

[serene walrus]

YOU I even said u first and u totally ignored me >:( so toxic

[serene walrus]

hii

[mystic jasper]

Hi

[dusty ibex]

wtffff when did I do thaf

I would never ignore u

[serene walrus]

#stardew-spoilers message u make me cry so hard

[mystic jasper]

Oopsies

[serene walrus]

its ok i still love u

[dusty ibex]

LMAO PEACHY I DIDNT SEE IT I PRMISE

I went to another channel then I went back and I missed it

[grim barn]

best npc to marry as guy?

[dusty ibex]

leah

[mystic jasper]

Depends

[dusty ibex]

although as a guy doesn’t mean much

[grim barn]

why?

[wanton tiger]

Harvey

[pulsar remnant]

doesnt matter if ur guy or not

[serene walrus]

imagine if i couldnt marry abby i would be so sad

[wanton tiger]

FR

[mystic jasper]

Penny is your standard Bachelorette
Leah is you love foraging and wood working and also a bit of her badassery in a certain event
Abigail if you like adventure and combat
Maru if you like science
Haley...I don't know tbh
Emily if you like positivity

[cobalt hare]

What's the best gem(s) to put in a crystallarium?

[grim barn]

wdym about badassery?

[dusty ibex]

jades

[cobalt hare]

Ok ty

[dusty ibex]

wait don’t sell the jades though

[mystic jasper]

Very tough and intimidating

[wanton tiger]

Not to sell them btw for trading

Staircase Sunday

[fiery root]

I tried following someone's guide and about day 8 I couldn't keep up with what they were doing 😭

[grim barn]

bruh I forgot Haleys birthday

[pulsar remnant]

oof

[mystic jasper]

Uh oh

[fiery root]

Is there any go-to guides for getting Jojamart finished asap?

[pulsar remnant]

😦

[pulsar remnant]

tbh just play the game ur own pace its more fun

[cobalt hare]

Oh yeah ik

[grim barn]

nvm ima give her every day daifodil

daffodil

[serene walrus]

daffoaodailal

[pulsar remnant]

LMAO thats what i gave here at the start

[mystic jasper]

Poisonous but gorgeous angiosperm

[pulsar remnant]

easy gifts

[fiery root]

Yeah that's true I like to focus on fishing until egg hunt and buy as many strawberry as I can 🙂 but would need to get the water can upgraded right?

[pulsar remnant]

idk im only upgrading my normal one now

[grim barn]

Does it matter if I forgot npcs birthday?

[wanton tiger]

Try and get some sprinklers going! Ideally quality, but try and go to the mines or get animals as well :)

[pulsar remnant]

well it gets like 2 hearts easily

mrk

[grim barn]

k

[pulsar remnant]

ye mayo is good for starters

[cobalt hare]

The one day I forgot to check the weather forecast is the day it's raining the next day - _- and I have no money, no watering can upgrade for me today

[serene walrus]

u get some more friendship points if its a liked or loved gift and the quailty of the item also matters :) but if u forget theres always next year

[pulsar remnant]

😦

[cobalt hare]

Lol

[grim barn]

Is nautilus fossil rare?

[tardy fractal]

Not terribly

[grim barn]

anyways who do I sell trash to

[pulsar remnant]

no one?

[wanton tiger]

You can use the recycling machine

[grim barn]

rip

ok

[grim barn]

what can I get off that

[pulsar remnant]

what does recycling machine get u

craft it

[cobalt hare]

I died on floor 1 of ||sc||rip

[wanton tiger]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Recycling_Machine

[wanton tiger]

Spoiler ||sc|| pls but also rip :(

[grim barn]

thanks also how do I get iridium fish

[cobalt hare]

Fixed

[pulsar remnant]

whats sc

[grim barn]

BRO NO WAY

BRO

BRO BRO BRO

https://imgur.com/a/v49XNmt

SOMEONE COPY AND PASTE THAT LINK THERE

LOOK WHAT I GOT OFF TREASURE

[wanton tiger]

The further from land that you send out the bobber, the higher the chance of it being better quality
Good place to fish is the dock on the right side of the beach for high quality fish

[mystic jasper]

Two ways either a perfect catch or ||quality bobber||. Fish needs to be initial gold quality.

Perfect catches cannot have the fish leave the bar

[pulsar remnant]

hahahaha NICE

[grim barn]

BRO HOW RARE IS THAT

JESUS

[pulsar remnant]

chil

[mystic jasper]

You could also fish near the warp totem at the beach. Heck level 0 fishing and a perfect catch works

[grim barn]

holy moly

[wanton tiger]

Spoiler also ||skull cavern||

[pulsar remnant]

ah

i should know that

thx

[wanton tiger]

[mystic jasper]

FYI

[cobalt hare]

Got my first iridium quality egg and it went straight in the mayo machine lol

[pulsar remnant]

what time do u all go to sleep

in sdv

[lilac moss]

Midnight-ish

[grim barn]

lucky

[pulsar remnant]

what do u do til then

[mystic jasper]

Really depends. If I have nothing I want to do or a specific activity I want to do then I skip the day. Other wise I sleep once I finish everything for the day

[pulsar remnant]

can someone tell me in #stardew-spoilers how to get the ||minecart to the mines and back||

[lilac moss]

I’m in year three, so I sort inventory and check devices are the end of the day.

[pulsar remnant]

k cool ty

[wanton tiger]

Complete the boiler room bundle

[mystic jasper]

Tbh it's more of skill, knowledge and a bit of luck

[pulsar remnant]

thanks!

[grim barn]

yes

true

[pulsar remnant]

k ima go for now

bye

[grim barn]

cya

[mystic jasper]

Cya

[cobalt hare]

does anyone have nice looking iridium sprinkler layout? mine is just 2 different fields of 9 sprinklers

[cosmic thistle]

What's the best place to fish in the spring?

[mystic jasper]

River during rain. Mountain lake during sunny weather

[cosmic thistle]

Ok ty

[grim barn]

Lets goo first iridium fish

[cobalt hare]

Gg!

[mystic jasper]

Nice