stardew-valley

[clever spire]

post cc slime but for now i’ll just say the purple one

i’m referring to slime eggs

[tender yacht]

I rarely see people breed slime

[clever spire]

yeah slime hutch isn’t very popular

[half dune]

I'm just doing it for basically free money but I didn't want to lose money. Hence my first question

[clever spire]

tbh i’d just get a barn and put pigs in it

smaller bldg more profit

[half dune]

That's fair. I have a barn with 8 pigs and 4 sheep and that does make a lot of money BUT I'm in the winter rn so I won't get any truffles for awhile

[south scroll]

Did someone said slime?!

[half dune]

oop

[south scroll]

As the resident slime rancher, i think they're cute

[half dune]

I think I have awakened something ._.

[clever spire]

[south scroll]

Just wait until you start breeding them and get so many colors

My favorite is the black one

[clever spire]

r we talking about sdv or slime rancher

[south scroll]

Sdv

[clever spire]

oh ok

[south scroll]

I mean I also did played slime rancher but that besides the point

[clever spire]

lmfao

[south scroll]

Build slime hutch when you're getting bored playing

Coz god forbid i spent like hours breeding them for the specific color

[half dune]

Ok, I'mma reset the day and not build it yet then lol. I lowkey thought it was super ugly

[south scroll]

It doesnt fit other buildings, true

I put it in a corner and place a bunch lightning rodson it side to make it looks like an arena

Or power factory

Speaking of has anyone tried breeding slimes in gh yet

[cobalt hare]

hello

[tender yacht]

welcome

[cobalt hare]

can someone tell me how you plant trees in the greenhouse?

do i need a pot

[tender yacht]

no you don't need it

[tranquil ferry]

u can place them on the ground

[cobalt hare]

oh

thanks

[tropic fox]

@cobalt hare I put my greenhouse layout in #stardew-spoilers

[cobalt hare]

ah

i always thought you need to use pots in the greenhouse

[swift mural]

i fixed vault thing!!!!

[fallow gyro]

nice

im 5k away from getting the last one

fixed it too now

[half dune]

https://i.imgur.com/shKCJpv.png
I DID IT

its winter year 2

FUCK i hate the mines

[cobalt hare]

mines are dumb

[half dune]

He got on my case for using 6 staircases as well and that made me not happy

[serene cipher]

How do the blind people play stardew is it accessible?

[tropic fox]

I just don't think that's possible

[tropic fox]

Just wait till you get to the mines of the late game, it gets WORSE

[cobalt hare]

can you elaborate

[tropic fox]

Reach the bottom of the mines, get the skull key, buy a bus ticket, enter the hole in the top most-part of the ||desert||

Go see the mines of the ||desert ||for yourself

[half dune]

That's the level 100 I got to

It was hell lol, my nerves are shot

[cobalt hare]

maj m v2 left the chat

[tropic fox]

20 more floors to go

[half dune]

there's only 120 levels to ||skull cavern||?

I thought it never ended

[tropic fox]

the mines have 120 levels

[half dune]

ahhh yeah

[tropic fox]

||skull cavern never ends||

[cobalt hare]

im only level 10 in the mines

its so hard

[half dune]

That's what i thought. makes me wonder what the world record is for the deepest someone has gone

[tropic fox]

||there's like 2 billion floors in there||

[tropic fox]

get a better sword in the guild

[half dune]

you'll get the hang of it

[cobalt hare]

guild???

[tropic fox]

adventurer's guild, just east of the mines

[half dune]

the trick i learned is never stop mining, if you're walking through the level break rocks as you go. Also don't scroll. use the number keys

[cobalt hare]

i'll go check it out

[half dune]

I always saved for the most expensive swords lol

[tropic fox]

did you bring a p-shard|| to the three pillars in the desert||

[cobalt hare]

is the wooden sword better than the ruusty one?

[half dune]

yes

[cobalt hare]

whats a p shard

[half dune]

I just was very unlcuky and didn't get one for awhile

[half dune]

prismatic shard

[cobalt hare]

whats that

whats its use

and how do i get it

[tropic fox]

the rarest and most valuable gem in the game

[cobalt hare]

oh

[tropic fox]

You'll get it in later game, focus on getting to the bottom of the mines

Pshard doesn't matter in early game

[half dune]

You can get them (not guranteed) in a few geodes and VERY RARELY will drop from mobs. but that's late game

[cobalt hare]

oh thanks

[half dune]

ye

[tropic fox]

Everyone loves the pshard except for Haley, that spoiled girl

[half dune]

Imagine being the sucker that gave one to her

[cobalt hare]

i havent even met all the villagers 💀

[tropic fox]

lol you should meet them and do cc while you're in early game

[cobalt hare]

im trying to i just cant find them all

[tropic fox]

they're in certain buildings, at certain times of the game

[half dune]

I would just talk to everyone during a festival. That's actually how I did it my first time

but also try to do it sooner

[tropic fox]

befriend them so they send gifts in the mail

[half dune]

yeah, and certain people give you very valuable stuff

[tropic fox]

pierre suck but he gives gold in the mail

[cobalt hare]

p shards?

[half dune]

I don't think so but don't worry about that too much atm

[cobalt hare]

ok

[tropic fox]

they don't send that in the mail

[cobalt hare]

also how do i repair the broken bridge? do i need wood like the one on the beach?

[tropic fox]

don't rush to get the pshard in early game

[tropic fox]

Complete the crafts room bundle via cc

[cobalt hare]

oh

[tropic fox]

or, joja for 25k

[cobalt hare]

i dont have the money

and whats joja

[tropic fox]

but crafts room since they give you wild seeds for completing such bundles

did you skip the cutscenes?

CC is better

[cobalt hare]

yes i did

[tropic fox]

oh my god, you're missing so much on the story

why did you skip the cutscenes bruh, they explain the story

[primal kestrel]

nah

[cobalt hare]

💀

[cobalt hare]

why not

[tropic fox]

this dude is missing out so much

[cobalt hare]

r u a dumbo1?!?

[cobalt hare]

On god

[tropic fox]

you did not skip the cutscenes

you should get a gist of the story through the first few cutscenes bruh

[cobalt hare]

i watched like half but then got bored and skipped

dood..

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-you-gif-26334803

[tropic fox]

you wouldn't unlock the good stuff in the game, I can assure you

[cobalt hare]

i just wanna play the game jeez

[tropic fox]

personal kegging space

[cobalt hare]

nice

I wanna do that too, im too broke for the kegs lmfao

[primal kestrel]

real real

[tropic fox]

Aging starfruit wine in the cellar, I have like 40 in the cellar

GH Layout (maxing profit ik ik)

[tropic fox]

Oak resins take a week to produce, copper and iron are common in the mines and in the ||sc||

[cobalt hare]

are frit trees worth it

[tropic fox]

I have like 10 trees tapped

[cobalt hare]

i have one so far

[tropic fox]

yes

[cobalt hare]

You need to donate it to the community center

Or you could go the animal thing

[tropic fox]

I regret not picking artisan, was so hyped, i misclicked agriculturist, im playing on 1.3 btw

[cobalt hare]

wtf one peach sells for 100g

[half dune]

I have like 30, 18 in the greenhouse. They make a lot of money

[half dune]

can't you switch it in the sewer?

[tropic fox]

there's no statue in the sewers in 1.3

[cobalt hare]

sewer???

also sorry if im asking too much questions

[tropic fox]

you get the key to the sewers the next day after donating 60 artifacts

[half dune]

what version are we in rn? ._.

[tropic fox]

1.5.6

[amber peak]

Yay I caught 3 legendary fish today

[half dune]

ahh i see. making me think they vetoed the stature lmao

[cobalt hare]

fishing is so hard

[half dune]

it's something you get used to

[tropic fox]

Different types of headaches

Hypertension
Stress
Migraine
Setting up iridium sprinklers

[half dune]

NO BUT LITERALLY

[tropic fox]

Laying out iridium sprinklers is another type of headache tbh

[cobalt hare]

the normal sprinklers are so bad

[tropic fox]

iridium sprinklers are the best kind of sprinklers

[half dune]

I cannot comprehend the sprinklers sometimes

[cobalt hare]

am i correct in assuming iridium is a resource you get in the mines

[tropic fox]

late game

[cobalt hare]

a

how do i get ak resin for the kegs?

[half dune]

tappers :))

[tropic fox]

tapping oak trees

[cobalt hare]

oh

[serene cipher]

is there any blind person here maybe he or she can explain how to play

[tropic fox]

I don't think there is

[cobalt hare]

lmao what

[half dune]

Unfortunately most video games aren't accessible. which sucks but the technology isn't there yet..\

[south scroll]

How the heck blind people use discord

[opaque hare]

How to get hardwood

[half dune]

I know how that works. It's a little complicated but it is a thing

[south scroll]

Trees

[opaque hare]

Sign language

🤲🙌👎👌🤞👌🫴👏

[south scroll]

I don't see sign language in my keyboard

Also they're blind

[half dune]

basically the computer reads where the mouse is

[amber peak]

|| what’s the hardest legendary fish to catch? ||

[south scroll]

They can't see the sign

Bruh moment

[half dune]

yes

[south scroll]

When the entire channel share a braincell:

[tropic fox]

I know that being blind sucks, but they have to live with it, hope they get the surgery that cures blindness tho

[amber peak]

Mrbeast strikes again

[tropic fox]

Sending thoughts and prayers, hope they cure their blindness

[serene cipher]

the keyboard and the talking program work better

[tropic fox]

We share the same braincell fr

[half dune]

oh cool! I didn't know about that one 🙂
My mom isn't completely blind but she can't read well. I'll have to let her know about that

[serene cipher]

will she be annoyed cause of all the tallking and maybe she doesn't have to memorise the keys

[coarse fjord]

Hi, I have a terrible situation with the saves ... I go into the game, and there is a save from February ... According to the theory in the steam clounds should be and new, but for the hell there is now old....This is the end?

[half dune]

yeahhh

[tropic fox]

There's no ending to the game, its open world

[coarse fjord]

Very funny -_-

[half dune]

I don't think I understand the question

[coarse fjord]

I have safe files from maybe April 26, and now for some reason from 22 February

[half dune]

well, maybe you or someone else with your steam account played in the past?

[coarse fjord]

The thing is, I run it on another computer...but even there must be new safes

I don't know what the hell and how Steam took the save from February

[calm sandal]

the thing about steam save cloud, its the problem on steam side.

i dont recommend using steam cloud save in regular basis, this thing fcked up, turn it off

better back ur save manually

[coarse fjord]

Never mind, if there's nothing left on that computer...then it's my whole process down the toilet

Great

[calm sandal]

at least stardew offer backup in case u crashed the save

not an end of world, we often do new games anyway.

[vapid night]

Hey, really confused with the start. Am I supposed to spend every bit of energy clearing the land?

I have the crops.in

[coarse fjord]

I was almost 100% done, all that was left to do was get money for clocks and obelisks -_-

[calm sandal]

u can clear some of em for crops, unless u want to plant thousands of crops, that u have to clear lot of space

[calm sandal]

how did u lose ur save anyway?

[amber peak]

U should focus on making as much money as possible. Also socialise with the townspeople as it was your task in your journal

[vapid night]

I'm doing the watering etc but not sure how to fill my time properly

[coarse fjord]

I wish I knew

[vapid night]

Yeah I've found 20 so fsr

[amber peak]

Nice

[calm sandal]

go explore first, there are many things to do in this game

[amber peak]

Who u missing?

[vapid night]

Not on PC atmo

[calm sandal]

well, go to steam now, and turn off cloud saving, forever. at least u dont have to worry on future, u have small backup? like flashdisk or external harddrive? use it to save ur games

[amber peak]

What in game day is it for u

[vapid night]

I'm not going to run in to something that will kill me then if I explore too far?

[vapid night]

4 I think

[calm sandal]

nope, aside mine of course.

[fallow gyro]

its a joke

bruh moment

[calm sandal]

mining area has monsters, they can faint you, but no kills

[dreamy gyro]

I think you can only faint in the mines early-game.

[coarse fjord]

I don't think I'll be playing anything like that anytime soon... It's not so frustrating to lose the process in other games

[amber peak]

Try to do a bit of everything, farm, forage, mine, and fishing. Also occasionally check ur mail box just in case. I’ll recommend u spend ur days fishing and farming and clearing trees and stones. Also try not to pass out in game.

[vapid night]

I have the rod does it need bait as well?

[amber peak]

Nah, u can still fish without it

[cobalt hare]

i recommend checking the tv too! if it's a lucky day - go mining. go fishing or foraging or chop trees or do whatever else you might need on other days

[calm sandal]

nope, but sure if u have bait and better rod, u get better fishes

but thats for later.

[cobalt hare]

hey slime

[calm sandal]

heya doopaa

[dusk tree]

what's the best way of getting the treasure chest in the fishing minigame?

[amber peak]

Also, focus on levelling up your skills. I’ll recommend doing fishing and farming first as farming can be profitable and fishing can get easier with every level gained.

[last wigeon]

Yooo doops

[calm sandal]

anyway just take the game easy, theres no deadline or something, at least soft deadline is, its repeatable

[last wigeon]

[cobalt hare]

try to get the fish and go for the chest at the very end so that you don't lose the fish

[calm sandal]

purely about pseudo RNG

[cobalt hare]

hey craaab

[dreamy gyro]

If you don't get the fish do you still get the treasure?

[calm sandal]

ah wait, u can boost it by skill perk

[last wigeon]

My hot coco cooled down and now it tastest like cold pudding

[vapid night]

Ok reason I asked I chucked it in the water and there was no gauge

[last wigeon]

[cobalt hare]

sadly nope, you lose the mini game

[amber peak]

Well , getting one relies on chance but u can increase the odds by using treasure bobber if u have iridium rod or certain professions allows u to increase the odds of hitting one. Also , if it’s a lucky day according to the tv then ur odds should be increased

[cobalt hare]

guys

[last wigeon]

?

[cobalt hare]

i just bought some cows

[calm sandal]

nope, u have to get the fish

[cobalt hare]

and

[vapid night]

Ok thx

[last wigeon]

Cool

[cobalt hare]

they escaped

what do i do

[dusk tree]

I mean how to catch it when it appears without losing the fish

[last wigeon]

They will return if you give your cc details

[calm sandal]

just clarification, ur asking about treasure icon in minigames or treasure chest as item?

[dusk tree]

the icon

[calm sandal]

u can increase the chance by luck and skill perk then

[cobalt hare]

they'll come back on their own! no worries! also, they like going outside to eat grass and roam around the farm

[last wigeon]

They will return if you give me your cc details

[calm sandal]

as treasure item, its random

[cobalt hare]

ok

[dusk tree]

I meant how to catch it when it does appear without losing the fish

[vapid night]

Yeah that's what is confusing, every guide I've looked at Profit, Profit etc, dunno how to make anything to sell yet..
If I sell base stuff stone etc will I regret it later ?

[calm sandal]

thats the hard part, sometimes, u dont have time to get the treasure icon

[south scroll]

There's a guide? Where

[calm sandal]

dont need that guides yet, better play as u like first

well i'd say, most of basic items in this game is important even stones.

[amber peak]

U can’t really do much, it’s basically high risk, high reward, try going for the chest when u almost catch the fish and then return to catching the fish after u get the chest

[cobalt hare]

https://youtube.com/shorts/i1XklHn_41I?feature=share something like this but it can be hard depending on the fish

[vapid night]

I just googled it, some gamer site I think

[novel thistle]

@vapid night You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[last wigeon]

Ahh I remember what I did when I first get the game

[south scroll]

Ah, youtube shorts

[calm sandal]

also, guide in articles, dont listen to them

[vapid night]

Ok thx

[calm sandal]

most of em are flawed.

[south scroll]

Tips numero uno at playing sdv, fuck profit and efficiency

[calm sandal]

the authors are just common gamers advicing what they experience, not as optimal pathway

[south scroll]

Just relax and enjoy

[cobalt hare]

good tip

no actualy guys how do i get my cows back

[last wigeon]

Time

[sour chasm]

And marry the one you want.

[cobalt hare]

they go back by themselves around 6pm

[south scroll]

Did you sell it

[vapid night]

Ok thx

[last wigeon]

Yeah they return

[cobalt hare]

oh thanks

[last wigeon]

But they will return faster if you give your cc details

[frank shuttle]

hi crabby also hi doopa!

[south scroll]

Sure, as long as Harvey is stopped being so GODDAMN UNDERRATED

[cobalt hare]

make sure to keep the barn doors open so they don't get stuck outside

[last wigeon]

And you can get some [[Pipis]]

[cobalt hare]

alr thanks

[cobalt hare]

hey eda

[south scroll]

I never understand why there's so little people like harvey

[frank shuttle]

;3

[last wigeon]

You should have seen my book of torture for harvey

[frank shuttle]

why do people hate pixels so much?

[calm sandal]

who hate pixels?

[south scroll]

WHAT

[sour chasm]

Harvey is a cool doctor and man. Most people are just tasteless sometimes.

[last wigeon]

Why do people think a painted piece of paper is so precious

[last wigeon]

What what

[south scroll]

Dude he conquered his fears for you,,

[frank shuttle]

because it was made either by their child or parent or some friend?

[south scroll]

How is that not romantic af

[sour chasm]

13/13.

[calm sandal]

being doctor is stable job, out of all bachelor, harvey is pretty much secured his future more than others

[south scroll]

SEE

He gets it

[frank shuttle]

Yeah

[south scroll]

But noo, you're simping for the edgy one instead

[frank shuttle]

sebastian? 👀

[sour chasm]

I could say the same thing with the rest, particularly Alex, Maru, the two sisters, and the three (Seb, Sam, and Abby).

[frank shuttle]

Honestly the three most overrated romancable npcs are abby, sebastian and leah

[sour chasm]

Sebastian is the Midnight Rain.

[frank shuttle]

Whats that supposed to mean?

[fringe wagon]

Abigail and Haley have no job

[sour chasm]

While IMO, Alex is the most slandered.

[south scroll]

Alex being retail worker is not the same as Harvey being a doctor

[frank shuttle]

mk..?

[south scroll]

Was it alex or sam, i mix them often

[frank shuttle]

alex is the athelete sam is the retail worker

[small bison]

alex doesnt work

well actually

only summer

[sour chasm]

Retail worker~? I think that's Shane and Sam... Until I booted Joja out of town~!

[south scroll]

Harvey has class dangit

[last wigeon]

Hope
I made this one is for elliot I think

[dusty ibex]

harvey is so boring though he’s like eating chicken unseasoned

[small bison]

alex only works summer, shane and sam work for joja unless its not there

[cobalt hare]

alex doesn't have a job

[sour chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/greta-climate-brat-how-dare-gif-15135262

[dusty ibex]

he sells ice cream

[small bison]

one of my friends hate him

[frank shuttle]

only during summer he sells icecream while haley watches

[dusty ibex]

except even my horse can sell ice cream

[cobalt hare]

ah okay true but it's more like a summer job kids have

[south scroll]

And the more you think about it, the more nicer Harvey gets, he could earn a good spot as a private doctor with high payroll, but noo, he wants to work in the middle of nowhere

[cobalt hare]

lmao true

[south scroll]

That shows how nice harvey is

[half dune]

wanna know who else doesn't have a job?
elliot

fuckingloveelliot

[small bison]

embed failiure + calling a literal teenager a brat + u smell

[sour chasm]

Haley has to get ice cream for her six groupmates LOFL.

[cobalt hare]

yes yes I forgot about that

[last wigeon]

@south scroll yo did you read my message

[frank shuttle]

lol

[last wigeon]

Read my message

[calm sandal]

elliot and leah is unstable factor, they can get much or get less, thats creativity for ya

[last wigeon]

This one

[south scroll]

Bruh

Wtf

[half dune]

i don't have a message from you

[half dune]

don't open it?

[last wigeon]

I like thinking of torture styles

[sour chasm]

I forgot about being unable to send at this level. And BTW, you don't have to comment the reason on why I showered tonight.

[south scroll]

I did not need to see that

[last wigeon]

This one

Sink

[sour chasm]

She has help from one groupmate BTW. 🤣

[vapid night]

If I build something on the land can I move it later ?

[last wigeon]

Yes mostly

[frank shuttle]

didnt get the refence.

[south scroll]

Yes

[sour chasm]

Yes. It'll still cost.

[half dune]

might want to take that shit to the nsfw channel

[last wigeon]

Nahhh I just have problems

[frank shuttle]

Buildings? yes

[last wigeon]

And btw is there any npc you guys hate

[mystic jasper]

None

[last wigeon]

I can write some torture for them

[sour chasm]

Oh. Was just making something about a seven-member pop girl group.

[sour chasm]

NONE. 🙂

[frank shuttle]

k

[last wigeon]

WHYYY

[frank shuttle]

None.

im joking! we love vil <3

[last wigeon]

I can write torture for idk clint?

[mystic jasper]

I just don't mind anyone

[sour chasm]

I can't bring myself to hate someone. 👼

[small bison]

clint, lewis, alex, sam and abigail

[half dune]

I don't hate anyone that amuch

[last wigeon]

Well I cam write torture for alex

[frank shuttle]

what about the farmer?

[sour chasm]

Try me bitch.

[half dune]

bro like... can you not be violent in a public chat like this?

stardew is my safe space away from this kind of shit

[last wigeon]

I am a killing machine no thank you

[vapid night]

Ok I wondered how people get these perfect layouts.. Only money I guess

[sour chasm]

Yep. That.

[amber peak]

Marnie

[vapid night]

Ok thx

[last wigeon]

For sink's mental sanity I am gonna leave new farmers and continue at town square

[small bison]

most sane new farmer

[sour chasm]

Lewis × Marnie sad fic. Set to the tune of Taylor Swift's "Ivy".

[small bison]

COME TO SEASONEDDD

[last wigeon]

Ok then

[amber peak]

The villagers of pelican town that can compete against the farmer in these skills
Farming- Pierre
Mining-Demetrius
Foraging- Linus
Fishing- Willy
Combat- Marlon
Lemme know if anyone needs to be changed

[sour chasm]

You forgot Robin - Woodcutting.

[amber peak]

Woodcutting isn’t a skill

[cobalt hare]

drinking - pam

[amber peak]

Lmao

[cobalt hare]

shane maybe

anyway

[amber peak]

Pam superior

[small bison]

foraging can also be robin because cutting trees = foraging

[cobalt hare]

I feel like abigail might be better at mining

[frank shuttle]

Hey doopa i got a question if u dont mind

[amber peak]

Agreed but I put Linus there cuz he practically lives on foraging. Take that away from him and he would be the tent

[cobalt hare]

sure

[frank shuttle]

how many channels did u put in that u were active for on ur mod application? (i wont apply but curious)

[small bison]

he is the tent

[amber peak]

Ye ig

The villagers of pelican town that can compete against the farmer in these skills
Farming- Pierre
Mining- Abigail
Foraging- Linus (or Robin)
Fishing- Willy
Combat- Marlon

[cobalt hare]

sorry, can't help you there as the process was different when I joined. I'd put those you're active in the most, even if it's one channel or two

[frank shuttle]

does it affect the chances though?

[cobalt hare]

to an extent cause it depends on whether we're looking for people to help moderate particular channels or categories, which is sometimes the case either way that question is not the most important one to take into account for me, personally, as I look at each app as a whole. hope that makes sense

[tropic fox]

Someone simps for alex? Well thats a rare occurrence, more rare than the prismatic shard

[cobalt hare]

I've seen people do that

[calm sandal]

ppl who simp muscle is.

[tropic fox]

alex's loved gifts are hard to get in the game lol

he only loves 2 things

[cobalt hare]

give him rabbits foot or something

[lapis cloud]

Hi yes

[cobalt hare]

I never bother cooking for him tbh

[lapis cloud]

I love Alex

[tropic fox]

rabbits foot is more worth it for selling tbh

[calm sandal]

no, u love MUSCLE

[frank shuttle]

Thank you for the answer :D

[amber peak]

Give Alex egg

[lapis cloud]

True

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-here-i-realize-gif-24728653

[lapis cloud]

He really likes flowers

[last wigeon]

Give alex a bullet in brain

[lapis cloud]

Like crocus he loves that shit

[lapis cloud]

TBATS MEAN DONT DO THAT

And sweet pea

He likes that too

[last wigeon]

Standing here I realize

[tropic fox]

the rest of the marriage candidates are fairly easy to get their loved gifts when you progress

[cobalt hare]

oh yeah he likes eggs

[last wigeon]

Glass in the head?

[lapis cloud]

Complete breakfast is his favorite

[tropic fox]

i duplicate frozen tears in the crystalarium and give it to sebastian every morning

[lapis cloud]

If you marry him he'll make you breakfast in the mornings

[tropic fox]

so does sebastian tbh

[amber peak]

I mean he’s a bit misogynistic but cmon

[lapis cloud]

Ok but Alex ☹️

[cobalt hare]

sebastian gives you coffee, no?

[last wigeon]

What about a knuckle sandwich to head

[lapis cloud]

Idk I've never married him

[tropic fox]

yes and beer in winter 28

sebastian's better tho

[lapis cloud]

I've only ever married Alex

[cobalt hare]

beer for breakfast

[last wigeon]

Mmmm

[tropic fox]

his 10 heart event makes my heart flutter when i think of it

[amber peak]

Gl with that, Alex kinda buff

[cobalt hare]

seb is great though, agreed

[short crag]

I slept and I heard an explosion, what does this mean

[lapis cloud]

He does apologize for being a dick at his 8 star event I think?

[lapis cloud]

Your animals are all dead

[short crag]

What..

[tropic fox]

kinda ironic how he gives u beer when he hates it himself

[cobalt hare]

you have unlocked the train station area iirc

[lapis cloud]

^

[last wigeon]

Sniper bullet?
9.5
6
Or even better
Tank ammunition

[lapis cloud]

They sacrificed themselves for the train

[cobalt hare]

unless it's the meteor

[tropic fox]

||when sebastian takes you for a night ride with zuzu city in the distance|| >>>>>

[cobalt hare]

I forget which is which

[short crag]

I actually checked

I got scared

[last wigeon]

Because you didn't pay your taxes I landed in your farm to catch you

[last wigeon]

Romantic 100/10

[tropic fox]

this portrait of him is so adorbs I can't

[last wigeon]

Guys dont you love it when big companies steal fanarts and make money out of it

[lapis cloud]

Joja mart

[last wigeon]

[amber peak]

Lewis

[short crag]

Isn't that earthquake

[last wigeon]

Rey this is the reason

[cobalt hare]

I always mix those two up so I'm not sure anymore. you mentioned you checked?

[short crag]

Also, there's a boulder covering another area in the train station above the rails, it says "it's impossible to budge" or something, how do I remove that boulder thing?

[frank shuttle]

wait so what happens if u dont pay yours?

[short crag]

I checked my animals cause I thought they died 😭

[lapis cloud]

Did they

[cobalt hare]

you need to 100% the game

[short crag]

You'll never catch me

[last wigeon]

I go to space and land in my farm then catch myself

[cobalt hare]

ahh that's what you meant haha mb

[sour chasm]

Me too.

[last wigeon]

You cant escape from a crab

[frank shuttle]

tf lol

[tropic fox]

I think sebastian sucks at parenting our children

[lapis cloud]

I love Alex 👍🏽

[last wigeon]

Its goes like this

[tropic fox]

he barely mentions about taking care of our kids, seiji and ao

[burnt linden]

Hii everyone, im new to this server, just got in 🙂

[amber peak]

Hello

[cobalt hare]

welcome

[lapis cloud]

Welcome

[last wigeon]

Anybody want to listen to smile like you mean it with me

[tropic fox]

Its holiday tmr so I can play sdv on my dad's ps4 for more than 2 hours without worrying about sleeping too late

[last wigeon]

Leave while you can

[lapis cloud]

Oh

[sour chasm]

Perfect.

[burnt linden]

lmao, gotta love chaos

[amber peak]

What holiday?

[tropic fox]

I hope trees don't spawn in my sprinklers' range

[lapis cloud]

We r best friends

[tropic fox]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-nothing-to-lose-marxism-ds9-karl-marx-marx-gif-17791613

Labor Day

[sour chasm]

🎶 I swear I don't love the drama, it loves me~! 🎶

[lapis cloud]

What is Labor Day celebrating anyway

[last wigeon]

Guys

[lapis cloud]

I thought it was like, everything's on sale day

[amber peak]

Bro I keep on forgetting holidays

[last wigeon]

Anybody want to listen to smile like you mean it with me

[lapis cloud]

But that's Black Friday

[amber peak]

How

[tropic fox]

The workers' dedication

[last wigeon]

Jukebox

[lapis cloud]

Dedication to what

[eager grotto]

Kinda random question but Anyone knows how do I use controller in games that doesn't support controller?

Something like simulator

[last wigeon]

Emulator?

[eager grotto]

Isn't emulator for consoles ?

[last wigeon]

Idk

Or maybe there is an app for that

[storm gazelle]

why would you emulate a game just to use a controller

[last wigeon]

Idk

[amber peak]

Why is the treasure chest a universal hated gift?? It’s literally free gold, Pierre could use the gold.

[lapis cloud]

Pierre is racist

(Idk)

[last wigeon]

Doops

Doops

[amber peak]

Isn’t he sexist?

[last wigeon]

Ismt alex sexist

[lapis cloud]

Yeah but he apologizes and changes his ways

[last wigeon]

Idc

He is still sexist

[lapis cloud]

But he's so cute

[last wigeon]

No

[amber peak]

Ye

[lapis cloud]

Not anymore

He's a new man

[amber peak]

Yes

[last wigeon]

No

[lapis cloud]

And he's got daddy issues

[last wigeon]

Idc if he changes his opinion

He is still sexist

[tropic fox]

He's misogynistic and sexist

Sebastian better

[lapis cloud]

but you change him

[amber peak]

Yes

[lapis cloud]

And he makes you breakfast

And pets your pet

[undone wedge]

Bachelorette tier list when?!?

[amber peak]

It’s very controversial

[tropic fox]

Sebastian is still better when it comes to personality

[lapis cloud]

And you get him to start reading

[undone wedge]

enlighten me

[lapis cloud]

Sebastian hates me

[tropic fox]

At least he isn't sexist

[amber peak]

It’s all very based on opinions

[sour chasm]

And he works out outside. And he fixes the fences.

[lapis cloud]

And he's shredded

[tropic fox]

Every spouse does

[lapis cloud]

And hot

[tropic fox]

Even Sebastian

[sour chasm]

Which is why I married him. So he can prove to be a Better Man and father.

[tropic fox]

Don't you simps think doing chores is exclusive to one spouse

[amber peak]

*people arguing about Alex and Sebastian *
me who likes penny

[lapis cloud]

To be fair I'm also married to Haley

In another save

[cobalt hare]

haley and alex are almost the same person imo

[rich sorrel]

Hi doopa

[lapis cloud]

I like Alex though he's so cute, his smile is>

[high raven]

helloooo i am also new to this server :)

[undone wedge]

every song i listen to reminds me of her and its getting annoying

[cobalt hare]

hey hey

[lapis cloud]

Welcome. Marry Alex

[rich sorrel]

I have been lurking here today lmao

[sour chasm]

I made this story about Emily, Haley, and Sophia joining a girl group with four other women.

[high raven]

i am going to leave this server

[undone wedge]

same

[lapis cloud]

No

[undone wedge]

reyna pls stop lurking mid and entry with the team

im going insane ha ha

[tropic fox]

Every spouse does chore so....

[south scroll]

No, marry Harvey instead

[rich sorrel]

I don't do spouse arguments sorry

[lapis cloud]

I think I'm def into toxic men bc my irl taste is the same as Alex

[rich sorrel]

I have my opinion

[tropic fox]

Marry everyone but Alex

[sour chasm]

No. Marry Victor.

[amber peak]

No marry literally anyone who u want.
but marry Penny

[rich sorrel]

But I'm not going to change your mind so why would I try

[south scroll]

Is that a modded charac

[high raven]

i haven't gotten sv expanded yet

[sour chasm]

No. He's not toxic. At least in my own but...

[high raven]

i want to finish my perfection run first

[lapis cloud]

Marry Alex

[high raven]

im at 96% hehe

[high raven]

i married Elliott lol

[lapis cloud]

Don't marry sam, he cheats

Or Shane. He also cheats

[tropic fox]

KFC!!!

[upper pasture]

Hi alari

Akari

[rich sorrel]

Yo chimken

[undone wedge]

marry me instead

[upper pasture]

Hi bagel

[south scroll]

I WAS DRINKING FROM MY WATER BOTTLE AND YOU MAKE ME CHOKE

[lapis cloud]

No I'm married to Alex

[south scroll]

I am coughing like hell

[sour chasm]

🎶 I knew he was trouble when he walked in... 🎶

[tropic fox]

KFC, who's side are you on, Alex or Sebastian?

[undone wedge]

I am better in most ways

[lapis cloud]

^^

[fallow gyro]

he would never

[upper pasture]

Leah

[lapis cloud]

How

[vapid night]

Is there like a "best" spot to fish?, certain side or direction etc

[dusty ibex]

WWWWWWWWWWWWW

[cobalt hare]

based

[upper pasture]

Hi vil

[dusty ibex]

hello kc

[lapis cloud]

Have you married him

[tropic fox]

This will make y'all hate Abigail

[south scroll]

He knows the best wife when he sees one

[undone wedge]

no idea but seemed fun saying it

[fallow gyro]

yeah

[rich sorrel]

Huge W for the Leah community

[south scroll]

Leah simps unite

[upper pasture]

Ok but Leah best

[dusty ibex]

kc i made panda rage in sdv yesterdsy

[high raven]

WGHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[lapis cloud]

Oh ok that makes sense

[upper pasture]

IM SO PROUD OF U

[undone wedge]

im struggling between leah penny and abigail

[fallow gyro]

he microwaves me omelettes and pizzas 😊

[lapis cloud]

Alex

[cobalt hare]

no I know I'm agreeing with you

[dusty ibex]

I bombed her cabin at 1:50am and the explosion made her game crash 😭

[upper pasture]

W DOOPA

[sour chasm]

Absolutely.

[undone wedge]

not into dudes but good suggestion

[south scroll]

I understand abigail, but PENNY??

[tropic fox]

Emo Mr beast

[dusty ibex]

thank god the hand commands got disabled

[lapis cloud]

Pretend he's girl

[undone wedge]

nothing wrong with it non?

[south scroll]

SOMEONE STOP THIS MANIAC QUIC

[rich sorrel]

Fr tho

[undone wedge]

kinda difficult to do that when he has

[upper pasture]

WHATS UP GUYS TODAY WERE GONNA BE BLOWING UP SOMEONES HOUSE THEN GIVING THEM A MILLION DOLLERS

[cobalt hare]

no u

[last wigeon]

Emo beast

[last wigeon]

No

[lapis cloud]

Mr breast

[high raven]

he's literally the embodiment of toxic masculinity

[dusty ibex]

doopa have u received kcs application to be mod

[upper pasture]

Wait what

[south scroll]

Yes

[last wigeon]

No

[undone wedge]

yes i agree very much

[sour chasm]

And you're getting an angry Katsuki so you could blow that house into smithereens.

[lapis cloud]

But he's hot

[untold sphinx]

i love doing that

[south scroll]

YES

[high raven]

most of the bachelors are hotter tho

[cobalt hare]

I haven't checked yet so I can't say

[dusty ibex]

okay okay

[undone wedge]

his flaws outweigh his perfections

[high raven]

and the bachelorettes

[lapis cloud]

I like toxic men

[upper pasture]

[tropic fox]

Watch out as I'm gonna ruin more YouTubers with my shitty edits

[high raven]

LMAO

[lapis cloud]

With daddy issues

[upper pasture]

I'm too old to apply for mod trust

[undone wedge]

but why though

[tropic fox]

Mid

[last wigeon]

Guys I wanna do a cosplay but its too expensive + I am soo shy + my family would kill me
what should I do

[dusty ibex]

UR MID FR

[rich sorrel]

Doopa your rules are good, but I can't be a mod and it's sad

[lapis cloud]

Idk

[sour chasm]

Like what Ares had with Zeus.

[upper pasture]

Just like u jkjk

[dusty ibex]

[upper pasture]

WHAT WHY U RIASTING MR

[dusty ibex]

ok we slowmoded chat

[undone wedge]

what IF!

[cobalt hare]

is that the age requirement? soon enough hopefully

[dusty ibex]

ok i take it back

[undone wedge]

you got together with your IRL crush

[south scroll]

Play as the protag from darker than black, all you need is blank white mask and trench coat, ask your dad if he has one

[rich sorrel]

Four years 🙏

[dusty ibex]

doopa do u guys require ID or a passport picture to prove ur age 💀

[undone wedge]

but then you woke up

[upper pasture]

Good

[lapis cloud]

What is the age requirement

[dusty ibex]

18

[lapis cloud]

I can show you proof that i dropped out of college

[tropic fox]

Where is pika's reaction vids when we need them

[cobalt hare]

it's 18+

[last wigeon]

Ahahah but I wanna cosplay alastor

[upper pasture]

Wait yeah do we gotta show an id

[last wigeon]

Doops

[undone wedge]

college fr im not even out of junior high

[dusty ibex]

cuz chris smh u can just be a liar

[lapis cloud]

My failed exam grades

[cobalt hare]

also, this chat is getting out of hand, we can talk about it in an off topic one!

[south scroll]

Sure but where you're going to get the money from

[tropic fox]

Anyways

[lapis cloud]

Oh right, anyway. Back to Alex

[tropic fox]

Starfruit or ancient fruit

[undone wedge]

no, please no more

[dusty ibex]

alex? stinky

[last wigeon]

How could an age requirement be nsfw how can we see the age requirement if we are under 18

[upper pasture]

[rich sorrel]

Nah I've told too many peeps my age already

[amber peak]

No

[cobalt hare]

no need

[last wigeon]

Well I get paid from taxes sooo

[rich sorrel]

Oop mb I'm done

[upper pasture]

SO I CAN BE MOD

[undone wedge]

starfruit better in every (i mean most) way

[tropic fox]

Your man is gonna get slandered the more you talk about him in this chat

[upper pasture]

I lost my ID trust

[sour chasm]

Taylor's Billboard chart performances are waaay higher than my grades.

[lapis cloud]

I'm also a fan of krobus

[high raven]

I LOVE KROBUS

[amber peak]

Yas Krobus

[undone wedge]

i only go to krobus for his shop

[high raven]

KROBUS GANG <33333

[upper pasture]

I'm about to ❤️

[south scroll]

Eh, dwarf is better

[undone wedge]

bombs? bombs!

[upper pasture]

[tropic fox]

His scrolls are hard to find

[south scroll]

Sadly he doesn't like my house

[amber peak]

Krobus better than dwarf

[lapis cloud]

I didn't know the dwarf scrolls led to anything

[undone wedge]

does krobus sell bombs? dint think so

[sour chasm]

I love both.

[amber peak]

Does dwarf sell Stardrop? Don’t think so

[undone wedge]

yes

[cobalt hare]

barn

[upper pasture]

Big barn

[dusty ibex]

we hate the dwarf we hate the dwarf we hate the dwarf

[south scroll]

THIS

[tropic fox]

Dwarf must be erased

[dusty ibex]

i would unironically pick his goofy ahh up and yeet him into the lake

[tropic fox]

His scrolls are hard to find

[lapis cloud]

They were made in a factory.. a bomb factory.. they're bombs

[south scroll]

Dwarf is that little part of us that wants to watch the world burn

[dusty ibex]

the dwarf literally invaded krobus’ homeland and started wiping them out and then cried when they retaliated

[undone wedge]

Stardrop aint doing anything against my arsenal 💀

[dusty ibex]

colonising goofy ahhhhh

[lapis cloud]

Kill tgem

[undone wedge]

see? this is why the dwarf sells bombs he has that 🇺🇸 in him

[south scroll]

Ahh

[undone wedge]

colonization AND bombs? heard it before

[sour chasm]

Dwarf and Klee would become fast friends because of that.

[lapis cloud]

History is repeating itself

[south scroll]

Yeah, remember hiroshima?

[undone wedge]

krobus does kinda look like he needs some freedom

[south scroll]

That's gonna happen to krobus real quick if the wizard didnt step in

[cobalt hare]

let's move on please

[undone wedge]

now im going to bed, its 8pm goodbnight

[amber peak]

It’s 10 pm for me

[lapis cloud]

The wizard is awesome

[sour chasm]

Goodnight Otori. 🌕

[amber peak]

Yes

[south scroll]

Gn

[lapis cloud]

It's 8am

[sour chasm]

It's 08:00 PM in mine too.

[undone wedge]

god i forgot i changed my name, i liked Decoy so much better

[sour chasm]

You're on the opposite side of the planet from me.

[sour chasm]

Decoy it is then.

[lapis cloud]

Im with the dwarf in 🇺🇸

[undone wedge]

better

[sour chasm]

I'm with the seven sisters in 🇵🇭.

[amber peak]

Do y’all sell or collect your legendary fish?

[lapis cloud]

What country is that

[amber peak]

I’m with no one in 🇦🇺

[lapis cloud]

I have them all in a tank

[amber peak]

Which was the hardest to catch???

[lapis cloud]

Legend and the mutant carp for me

[sour chasm]

I headcanon that Alex is 🇬🇷, with some 🇮🇹 and 🇮🇪 roots too.

[amber peak]

Damn I only collected the mutant carp, angler and glacier fish rn but I say glacier was the hardest for me

[sour chasm]

Collect. And then breed them.

[lapis cloud]

U can do that?

[cobalt hare]

you can't

[lapis cloud]

Oh

[sour chasm]

Oh. I forgot. XP

[amber peak]

Yes but
-Legend needs level 10 fishing and spring and rain, I am level 9 and winter
-I’m an idiot and didn’t realise that crimson fish was available in summer which I realised on day 1 fall

[cobalt hare]

the game doesn't let you put them in ponds

[dusty ibex]

without mods you cannot put legendary fish in ponds

[lapis cloud]

I got a mod and I'm ashamed

I have shamed

Sinned*

[amber peak]

Ur not Shane, ur shame

[vapid night]

27 of 28 greeted who am i missing..

[lapis cloud]

The wizard

[cobalt hare]

check the friends tab

[calm sandal]

if u re newcomer and u modded (graphic mods excluded) then u have sinned

[tepid orbit]

Hello I’m new here 👋🏽

[amber peak]

Hi

[cobalt hare]

the wizard isn't required for this quest iirc

[lapis cloud]

I'm not but I got the only grandpa mod

[cobalt hare]

hey welcome

[amber peak]

Oh

[lapis cloud]

Clint

[cobalt hare]

clint

[lapis cloud]

Don't talk to him he's weird

[amber peak]

Clint and Wizard

Yes

[vapid night]

Ive been in his shop but he doesnt talk

[dusty ibex]

LMAO

[amber peak]

Go around the counter

[dusty ibex]

did u run him over or something

[lapis cloud]

I wish

[amber peak]

I think a better punishment is to marry Emily in front of him

[thorn heath]

How do you get omni geode in level 40???

[lapis cloud]

^^^

[dusty ibex]

💀 true but imagine marrying someone only to spite the blacksmith you don’t like

[tropic fox]

Rng

[lapis cloud]

I would do that

[amber peak]

I mean, there’s always divorce

[tropic fox]

Marry Emily on his birthday

[amber peak]

Lmao

[dusty ibex]

makes sense ur alexs wife

[lapis cloud]

[tropic fox]

Alex simps are à different breed

[serene walrus]

good morning

[lone harness]

how many items did i need to finish the museum ?

[amber peak]

But seriously tho, can anyone make a tier list with all bachelors and bachelorettes

[sour chasm]

LOFL.

[rich sorrel]

Hi peachy

[tropic fox]

G'mrning peachy

[lapis cloud]

I'm going back to bed

[amber peak]

Gn

[serene walrus]

chris hi <3

[tropic fox]

95

[lone harness]

thx

[sour chasm]

Not me. I'll just put Alex above all.

[tropic fox]

I'm gonna be biased in that tier list

[sour chasm]

🎶 Got to the hallway, well on my way to my lovin' bed~! 🎶

[calm sandal]

the start of spouse war

[amber peak]

Lmao

[dusty ibex]

UEKLOO EACHY

[sour chasm]

All throughout the great war...

[calm sandal]

its a never ending war

[amber peak]

Spouse wars
Haley vs Emily
Shane vs alex
Sebastian vs Abigail
Elliot vs Leah
Maru vs Harvey
Sam vs penny

[sour chasm]

Why pit the two sisters~?...

[tropic fox]

My very biased tier list

[amber peak]

Idk

[last wigeon]

Facts

[lone harness]

a sort of ovni just spawn in my farm, is that normal ?

i post it in image

[dusty ibex]

done

[sour chasm]

Yours, not mine.

[tropic fox]

Strange capsule

[lone harness]

yep

[languid flower]

literally how am i suppose to get that? the fishing spot is far far away

[dusty ibex]

don’t think u can

[last wigeon]

You arent

[serene walrus]

same except seb is in A <3

[dusty ibex]

W

[languid flower]

then why its thereeee

[sour chasm]

🎶 I didn't have it in myself to go with grace... 🎶

[languid flower]

w leah l seb

[amber peak]

I think the best way to find the best bachelor and bachelorette is via brackets

[tropic fox]

Another hot take

[mystic jasper]

You guys use other farm maps other than standard?

[dusty ibex]

Yea?

[serene walrus]

hi albino

[mystic jasper]

Hello Peachy

Damn I only use standard

[dusty ibex]

forest looks pretty

standard is nice and practical

but tbh it’s kinda ugly

it looks like piss all over it cuz how bright the yellow dirt is

[mystic jasper]

I like the large square

An empty space for creative minds

[serene walrus]

ow the piss

to bright

[languid flower]

sea urchin is the most pointless item in the game fr

[mystic jasper]

The piss square tastes great

Such a motivator for such creativity

[serene walrus]

b-but u can put hats on them

[languid flower]

how

[mystic jasper]

You guys put hats on urchins too?

[languid flower]

what else you can put hats to

[mystic jasper]

Children and horses

[serene walrus]

put it in a fish tank and interact with a tank with a hat

[languid flower]

howw

[languid flower]

ohh okay

[mystic jasper]

You just click them with a hat

[sour chasm]

My suggestion for anyone here would be butterfly hutches. 🦋

[vapid night]

Are Geodes actually worth spending money on early game

[sour chasm]

Yes. Though it varies.

[dusty ibex]

yea

generally it’s going to give u more than the 25g it cost to break it

[hexed smelt]

It might be worth it to|| buy 3 from Sandy at the Oasis then trade them for a desert warp totem with the desert trader. ||

[tropic fox]

I soft locked Sebastian in the door omg

[wicked kernel]

Does anyone know how to move chests and bed on mobile?

[tropic fox]

Starfruit harvest day! Time to turn them into wine

[vapid night]

Im at pierre's do i buy every type of seed to grow? or is there specifics I should grow?

[tropic fox]

Buy every seed

[stone swift]

first get community center seeds

then buy whatever you want

[vapid night]

sorry where do I get them?

[lone harness]

is it normal that the friendship with bachelors are lock at 8?

[vapid night]

I just met the wiz so I can read scrolls

[crude tapir]

yes

that means theyre maxed and friendship will not decay

[lone harness]

oooh

so they don't count in the success the beloved farmer ?

[stone swift]

pierre's

[stone swift]

if you buy flowers from prores it goes up to 10 and above

[vapid night]

how do I know which are which?

[lone harness]

but if i've a wife i can also do it ?

[stone swift]

it will say

[stone swift]

you can date more people but only merry one

[lone harness]

oooh ok

thx

[stone swift]

your not gonna do that are you

[brazen ermine]

Hi

[maiden cypress]

I want to play with anyone

[sour loom]

o/

[earnest loom]

bro i wanna throw a seafoam pudding in demitruis's face

[tropic fox]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[maiden cypress]

[lone harness]

i was farming there hearth since 1month in the gaem

game

[maiden cypress]

Any Filipino here so we can play

My irl friends dont have the game

[rose onyx]

😨

[calm sandal]

u can date everyone if u want to, theres only a minor consequence, yeah... minor...

[empty schooner]

🐰

Can be avoided but still

[cobalt hare]

Hello

[rose onyx]

hihi

[weary dragon]

bye

(jk)

[cobalt hare]

I am looking for a friend who speaks Turkish

[cunning pewter]

If you’re looking for someone to play with that speaks Turkish, you can specify that in a #multiplayer-lfg-old message.

[tender yacht]

There is Turkish SDV serrver in #friends

[serene walrus]

amazing

[cobalt hare]

thank you

[cobalt hare]

currently closed server

[tropic fox]

Y4 here we go

[tropic fox]

Im a Filipino, but I don't have the game on my pc

[weary dragon]

no

[calm sandal]

reason?

[weary dragon]

emily's better than shane in my opinion, though leah and elliott are S tier

[calm sandal]

before u pick shane, check this

[brazen ermine]

should Imarry seb or elliott

[serene walrus]

lol

[velvet spruce]

Do the chickens eat the crops

[mystic jasper]

No

[dreamy monolith]

animals dont eat crops