stardew-valley

[tardy charm]

On point

[stone swift]

elliott destroyed the community center btw

[plain mountain]

Sounds like a plan……

[tardy charm]

Hence. DOWN WITH JOJA!

[stone swift]

thats why you gotta repair it

[native solar]

I swear thou all being on topic is more scarier than being off-topic

[dense lintel]

hi vert

[plain mountain]

LOL

[stone swift]

elliott burned it down

theres even more stuff elliott did post cc repair that i cant say for spoilers

[soft crow]

This is all explained in the manga

[native solar]

Hello Pika! Haven't seen thee for quite the time, how hast thou been?

[native solar]

What art thou even speaking of

[dense lintel]

I've been alright. getting back into stardew

wby

[serene walrus]

amazing

[dense lintel]

Hello peachy

[stone swift]

GUYS ELLIOTT IS NEAR MY FARM HELP

[soft crow]

The stardew valley manga, more commonly known as attack on titan

[dense lintel]

lemme buy that rabbit I told you I would real quick

[serene walrus]

helo

[native solar]

Sounds most amazing! I've been fine myself, Advirtised my game and it seems to get lot's of support so I have been most happy

[stone swift]

oh you make games too

[dense lintel]

you made a game?

[soft crow]

Ooo whats your game id love to check it out

[native solar]

Yes, my favourite part was when pikachu said its pikachuing time and pikachued all over the place

[dense lintel]

oh no

it's monday

[native solar]

I have quite a lot of hidden talents

[dense lintel]

marnie is closed

[dense lintel]

uh yeah

[stone swift]

i like the part where elliott said it was elliotting time then launched seven cruise missles at stardew valley

[dense lintel]

you speak like 6 languages too

[stone swift]

can i see your game? i made a few games myself

[serene walrus]

pika how could u forget

[dense lintel]

I am so sorry

I will buy the rabbit as soon as I can

[serene walrus]

no pikachu

[stone swift]

he is the one who broke down the bus btw

and your greenhouse was hit by one of his cruise missles

[dense lintel]

iirc you can play a few musical instruments too

[stone swift]

dont even get me started on pams trailer

[native solar]

It's still in progress though I am working on something else, at the moment the one I'm talking about at this very moment is just a visual novel. We should either take this to dms or another channel though if thou wants to talk about it

[last wigeon]

Vert I need a mod where I can slowly cutting his arm with a dull saw and then the other arm but he cant die because I can heal him and then the leg but first I break it 5 times then I cut it with the dull saw then the same process on the other leg then slowly dig his chest by a SPORK

[dense lintel]

also you write too right? 'cause I saw you mention a visual novel or something earlier

[stone swift]

ok ill take a rbeak from making fun of elliott

[native solar]

Crab silence thine self

[last wigeon]

Yes I have problems

[stone swift]

eliiott burned pams old house to the ground thats why she is in a trailer

[native solar]

Peruse a book by chance

[scarlet thicket]

[serene walrus]

💀

[scarlet thicket]

i didnt even have to read the whole part

[last wigeon]

Pls talk normal me smooth brain no get old engish

[last wigeon]

Please read it all

[scarlet thicket]

[soft crow]

Elliott blackmailed Maru into making him weapons of mass destruction so he could terrorize the town folk

[stone swift]

like the cruise missles

[native solar]

As the mini-mod, I have to say to stop with the very specific Elliott Harrasment

[stone swift]

there were 3 launched

one hit the mountain and made the rocks fall

one hit your greenhouse

and one hit house mouses house

[native solar]

Wait I accidentally did not accept your dm

Can thou do it again

[stone swift]

i re sent

[last wigeon]

So you want me to shorten it ok
Basically fuck elliot I hate him

[soft crow]

Im glad I wasn't going crazy, finally someone else acknowledges Elliott's evil rein on the town

[native solar]

Good enough

[stone swift]

good

@teal vapor what do you have to say

about elliotts terroristic activitys

[quaint swan]

elliott has a cute mushroom cabin tho 😭

and you cant deny long hair

[soft crow]

Thats his cover up story

[stone swift]

you mean his satan spawning cabin

[quaint swan]

its cute

[stone swift]

and his dumbass chin that is clearly not from this planet

[stone swift]

leah has a cabin elliott simmply stole the idea to cover up his terrorism

you explain where the greenhouse and pams old house went then @quaint swan ?

[soft crow]

The long hair is to cover up his gang affiliation tatoos

[stone swift]

exactly

his deatheater mark is under that

[soft crow]

Tbh you really have to read the stardew valley manga in order to understand the true evil of Elliott

[stone swift]

exactly just look at all the damage

[native solar]

STILL!?

[soft crow]

Is there a mod to remove Elliott from the game?

[fossil parrot]

Why is there so much Elliott hate rn?

[last wigeon]

Just delete his npc file

Just like what happened to monika

Pillow we offtopicing?

[storm gazelle]

like the sprite? would crash the game
the disposition value? would break events afaik

[plain mountain]

Bc he robbed me when I fainted

[soft crow]

Elliott started it by being a menace to society

[last wigeon]

Shush I am right

[storm gazelle]

i suppose no game = no elliot

[last wigeon]

no I am not

[quaint swan]

you guys talking badly about elliot makes me wanna talk to him even more

[stone swift]

he fired a cruise missle at the greenhouse

[last wigeon]

I can make a mod when I feel like it

[stone swift]

thats pretty bad

[teal vapor]

bruh

[fossil parrot]

Monika is genuinely bad at deleting npc files.

[stone swift]

then he fired another cruise missle at the mountain making the shiny rocks fall

and he burned down pams house

[native solar]

Don't talk about my. Hmm no cannot expose myself today

[last wigeon]

Vert you are not a Mini mod btw

[stone swift]

@teal vapor how do you defend

[native solar]

Silence

My name says other wise

[last wigeon]

You silence your self

[native solar]

I do my job well

[grave inlet]

All hail the Vert

[stone swift]

im a mini mod now

[fossil parrot]

He's got a point.

[native solar]

This channel hasn't went off topic since I became mini mod

[soft crow]

Real quick who is your guy's favorite character?

[teal vapor]

elliott my beloved

[stone swift]

exactly we have been shitting on elliott for the last 10 minutes

[grave inlet]

toss up between Leah and Shane

[teal vapor]

genuinely dont get why people hate him so much

[stone swift]

vincet

[grave inlet]

vincet

[stone swift]

the cruise missles

the arson

the terrorism

[teal vapor]

yall hear sumn

[stone swift]

im not gonna apply for mod anymore cause then no more making fun of elliott

[fossil parrot]

Junimo #12

[soft crow]

Based af

[native solar]

Jas is adorable!

So Jas

[last wigeon]

I am better mod than you

Pruplehair girl

Little one not abby

[fossil parrot]

[last wigeon]

Yes

[grave inlet]

bahahaha

[native solar]

Thou dost

[last wigeon]

Wtf foes doth even mean

[grave inlet]

Google says "an old fashioned third person singular form of the verb 'do'"

[native solar]

I use Bing

[grave inlet]

Boo

[native solar]

Because it's powered by Chat GPT now

And can give me direct responses

[dense lintel]

woah

wth

[fossil parrot]

Per Vert same

[dense lintel]

bing got an upgrade?

[fossil parrot]

Bing OP now.

[native solar]

Great minds think alike

[dense lintel]

I need to try bing

[grave inlet]

yeah well, google is what's on my work computer lmao

[native solar]

Either way I wouldn't use chrome because it's such an eater of CPU power unlike Edge

[dense lintel]

isn't edge basically just reskinned chrome though

[serene walrus]

i use opera gx

[dense lintel]

it is based on chromium

I use firefox

[serene walrus]

nice

[fossil parrot]

A true gamer.

[native solar]

Just because something is based on chromium doesn't mean they all work the same

[dense lintel]

or ungoogled chromium

[native solar]

I used to

[dense lintel]

yeah but from the few times I've used edge

it was riddled with shit

did not seem like it would be any better than chrome

[native solar]

I used to work for microsoft so I'm biased

[dense lintel]

okay

[last wigeon]

I hate essays :(

[native solar]

I hate thee too

[shrewd sandal]

so i got the ||golden scythe from the quarry|| should i ||trash the base one||

[last wigeon]

Idk if you want

[native solar]

I don't think thou can but thou does not needeth it anymore

[serene walrus]

essay yucky

[native solar]

Thou may just put it in a chest

[shrewd sandal]

yea it's impossible :(

[shrewd sandal]

it be cloggeth my storage

[radiant tiger]

discount robin sorry for the earlier reply

[last wigeon]

And my teacher made me rewrite it 6 times

[serene walrus]

[native solar]

Ah I see, well once thou gets a new chest place it there, because thou rather hath it in a chest than thine inventory

[last wigeon]

Only thing that makes me happy is "insane"

[terse scroll]

Harvey Harvey Harvey..... there's just smth abt him

[native solar]

Consume kumquat

[daring pawn]

No worries I gave him a gift

[last wigeon]

No I meant the music
Insane

[shrewd sandal]

curses

[native solar]

I meant the song by Per Vert, Consume Kumquat a revolutionary Jazz album

[last wigeon]

Fuck no

[native solar]

What is that supposed to mean

[last wigeon]

That was offensive btw

[native solar]

Good

[last wigeon]

But in bro way

Cus you mah bro

[native solar]

I dislike thee a slight bit these past few days but I guess thou is my bro as well

When I say slight

I mean a lot

[viscid cape]

how do i buy staircase with jade

[languid flower]

sebastian...

[viscid cape]

|| need 25 for qi quest i aint surviving till 5th floor in the skull c||

[languid flower]

at the ||calico desert from desert trader||

[viscid cape]

when ?

[languid flower]

only on sundays

[viscid cape]

thxthx

[soft crow]

How do I do that where it sensors unless you click on it

[languid flower]

[viscid cape]

|| are skull cavern floors randomized ? cause it doesnt save your progress ?||

[languid flower]

yes i think so

[viscid cape]

but u get chests at 10 levels right ?

or i saw that wrong..

[languid flower]

no its in the floor 100

[viscid cape]

I CANT MAKE IT TO 6

NOOOO

also speaking of rubies how do get ruby

[quaint swan]

ive gotten them from fishing too

[daring pawn]

Geode

I think

[native solar]

I believe they are most beautiful

[fossil parrot]

It's in the pinned messages

O>O

[languid flower]

you have to go with bombs, slingshot with explosive ammo and a food with luck buff, normal food and coffee, and a good sword and good rings

[viscid cape]

guess what

u cant use slingshots on mobile

lololololo

[languid flower]

thats ok

[teal vapor]

you dont need the slingshot

it just helps

[quaint swan]

whats the purpose of a slingshot

[languid flower]

bombs are fine

[fossil parrot]

Previous message.

[viscid cape]

but u cant shoot

[teal vapor]

explosive ammo blows up when it hits something

which is slightly faster than using bombs

[quaint swan]

o

[languid flower]

with explosive ammos if you shoot it close to a wall it will explode the rocks

[quaint swan]

how u get explosive ammo, i have a lot of bombs

[languid flower]

whats your combat level

[teal vapor]

i think its combat lv 9

[quaint swan]

6 or 7

ah

[languid flower]

if its 8 or above the recipe will be unlocked

and then its crafted with an iron bar and 2 coals

[dusty ibex]

i buy my explosive ammo from the dwarf

actually wait i lied

i dont buy explosive ammo at all but ppl buy it from the dwarf

[terse scroll]

Gives you delight!

[native solar]

I don't believe so, it's usually to keep track of milestones!

[daring pawn]

Hi per and vert

[native solar]

Per says hi, And I say hello haha

[fluid blaze]

[native solar]

We quite appreciate the greeting! How has it been Manas

[native solar]

Oh Hello Welcome!

[tardy charm]

Well I can't figure out how to use the slingshot at all lol 😆 😅

[fluid blaze]

Hello

[daring pawn]

Awesome! What bout u?

[terse scroll]

iirc you grab some stone, right click it onto the slingshot to equip it, and you click and hold to aim

[native solar]

Doing most alright! My Game has been supported swell, well a few bunch of people is fine with me heh

[tardy charm]

If that's true.... I feel so dumb haha

[terse scroll]

Naahh, all's good lol

[tardy charm]

I don't know why I didn't even think about that. I mean that's what you do with the fishing rod 🤦‍♂️

[terse scroll]

😅

[tardy charm]

I got a stack of rocks and running around like... I need stones ok.. I have them... BRO WHY ARE YOU NOT SHOOTING!

Lol 😆

[native solar]

Welcome to the server! Hope thou enjoys it! I am in charge of this channel and if ever thou hast questions about the game or anything just ask in here! Though becareful that some things may be spoilers

[daring pawn]

Lol good job

[native solar]

I thank thee!

[tardy charm]

I kind of want to try co op tonight after work I think 🤔

But kind of scared because I'm so bad at this game lol

[native solar]

It's all about the fun!

[tardy charm]

As long as I don't join with sweats

Lol 😆

[native solar]

You: Hey how's your farm going?
Your coop partner: constant clay digging

[fluid blaze]

Ouu, ty for welcoming me! and i just recently play stardew valley because one of my old friends recommended me to play it and i just love it!

[native solar]

Oh I see! haha well I'm glad thou hast joined here, this place is the best place to ask for help and advice and just overall friendly community just stay away from #town-square

I hath trauma

[fluid blaze]

Eh why o.o

[native solar]

They are not friendly there whenever I join in

Absolute evile

[fluid blaze]

So should i be scared about that

[faint needle]

Why u talking like a brit from the 13th century

[faint needle]

Not really

[native solar]

No need to be, that could just be me

[tardy charm]

Lol I watched a video on Clay farming. Looks super boring and I think I'd mess it up and just get frustrated with it lol 😆

[faint needle]

Dont br scared of an online interaction bro

What they gonna do, beat u up?

[fluid blaze]

True

Well they cant beat up me on online

[tardy charm]

Kind of wanna see what going on in town Square now 😒

[tropic linden]

Should I get joja membership?

[tardy charm]

NO

DOWN WITH JOJA

[teal vapor]

joja sucks

fuck joja

[tropic linden]

because they did the drilling?

oh i talked with the npc, they wanna end the junimo's house

[quaint swan]

no joja

[tropic linden]

oki

[quaint swan]

loyalty to pierre

[faint needle]

I pee on morris when he sleeps

So he thinks he is a bed wetter

And his wife doesnt love him anymore

[tardy charm]

Don't go to town Square 😭😭

[daring pawn]

Ong Pierre better

[daring pawn]

Never

[teal vapor]

pierre is the lesser of two evils

[tardy charm]

Who is the other evil?

Are we still on the whole like Elliott thing

[north zealot]

is there any way to make character-energy refresh over time while do nothing?
That will be very helpful in mines.

[tardy charm]

Yes kind of

Although I can't remember exactly how to get it but I believe there is an item

I'm at work atm but later i can look at what the item is

[fallow gyro]

just eat

[tardy charm]

Wait he said energy...I can't remember if that recovers stamina or health.... but I do remember it was cheesy and not very good

[native solar]

I can't I'm not capitalistsexual

[tardy charm]

Then again the vamp ring wasn't very good but that's obviously because I lack a very good weapon

[fallow gyro]

if its a vamp ring i assume it does health

[dusty ibex]

the vampire ring sucks

[tardy charm]

Probably ya

[dusty ibex]

very much

[fallow gyro]

cus u know vampires

[dusty ibex]

it gives u health back when u deal damage but its a very small amount of health

[quaint swan]

which rings the bedt

best

[fallow gyro]

im saving up cheese to eat for health when i go to the ||sc||

[tardy charm]

And at the end of the day, a really good cooked meal or stack of them will outpace any item anyways.

[fallow gyro]

iridium band probably? thats what i use

[tardy charm]

Something that heals say like 500 health and 250 energy

How do you do that like shadow cover for things you type?

[fallow gyro]

salads are what most people get i think they r good for their cost

[fallow gyro]

|| at the start and end

[quaint swan]

i eat omelets a lot

[fallow gyro]

or if u want ur whole message spoilered u can use the /spoiler command

[quaint swan]

and berrys

[tardy charm]

[[Test]]

Hmm

[fallow gyro]

|| not [[

[tardy charm]

||test||

[fallow gyro]

yup

[tardy charm]

Ah got it

[tame prawn]

abt to go into fall y1, got around 250 tiles worth of spots watered by sprinklers and abt 70k gold. how should i divy the spots up between pumpkins and cranberry?

[tardy charm]

Thank you

[daring pawn]

Good

Night

[safe oar]

Just bought the game today, super excited/overwhelmed. Any tips?

[frail minnow]

If i pickle 6 pumpkins how much money would i get?

[fossil parrot]

Dying is not profitable. Fishing is good early game. If you are doing community center stuff then plan ahead for them. Have fun.

[fallow gyro]

if u pass out u lose 10% of ur current gold, cant lose more than 1k tho. make sure u get to sleep in time, or at least in your house, because if you pass out inside ur house you lose no money

if u want to know if an item is used in the community center, hover over it and the community centre button at the top right of ur inventory will shake

[tardy charm]

"Dying is not profitable" #1 pro tip. Haha 😄 🤣

[tardy charm]

Just from my own personal experience. Fair warning I'm still fairly new player, I feel like pumpkins little less than cranberries i do rows so like I did 4 rows pumpkins and 10 rows cranberry, then after 1 harvest of pumpkin I did all cranberry I believe in my first year

[fallow gyro]

what do tappers produce on mahogany trees

[clear idol]

Sap

[fallow gyro]

just 1?

[quaint swan]

i cant tell the difference between the trees ngl

[tardy charm]

A few

I got like 3 sap to 5 ish iirc

I didn't particularly find it all that useful tbh

[atomic ginkgo]

can you paint the ground?

[fast bronze]

Best areas to find 2 and 3 dwarf scroll?

[north zealot]

is there any way, that the brown fields, made with the hoe, don´t disappear on their own any more?

[dusty ibex]

the best 3 rings are iridium band, lucky ring and burglar ring

[dusty ibex]

keep them filled with crops

[north zealot]

what becomes better with an u0pgraded hoe?

[teal vapor]

can hoe more tiles at once

[supple hazel]

30-59 for DS 2 and 60 to 89 DS 3 i think

[dreamy monolith]

you can hold the hoe button to hoe more tiles

same for the watering can

[shrewd sandal]

just unlocked the greenhouse what should i plant in it

[frank kayak]

out of seasons crops

that you need

[frank shuttle]

ancient fruit 👀

[shrewd sandal]

that's the problem the only offseason stuff i need are fruits

[shrewd sandal]

oo good idea

i might grind that and starfruit

[frank kayak]

you can put trees in the green house

[frank shuttle]

in the corners

they produce fruit everyday

[shrewd sandal]

yea but i'm in summer and the fruits i need are from fall

that would just be a waste of time

[frank shuttle]

even out of season

they produce it in greenhouse

[shrewd sandal]

it would take too long to grow em

[frank shuttle]

like every season they produce it each day after they grown

[plush yacht]

Its still better to always put fruit trees in gh

[frank shuttle]

just wait over em

[shrewd sandal]

i already have one of every tree fully grown

[plush yacht]

It takes 28 days

[shrewd sandal]

it's the 14th

[frank kayak]

and they take 1 whole season to grow

[tough vale]

well then you either wait or re-plant them

[plush yacht]

Exactly so you'll have the fruit by the 14th of fall

[shrewd sandal]

i'd have them by the 1st anyway from the trees i already have

[plush yacht]

Then why you considering planting a new one

[shrewd sandal]

i don't

all i did was mention that these were the only offseason items i need and the bandwagon just kickstarted outta nowhere

[plush yacht]

🤣

[shrewd sandal]

y'all're crazy sometimes lmao

[frank kayak]

greenhouse is the only way to grow them

[shrewd sandal]

all the time

but if i already have a fully grown tree they'll produce fruit as soon as the 1st hits

[tardy charm]

Sometimes?

Its always crazy in here lol

You should have seen the little Segway into a full on elliot convo

[gritty plank]

I found 1,2, and 3 above level 50

[shrewd sandal]

[tight quarry]

Wow great deal for my 1 coal

[shrewd sandal]

[tardy charm]

How do you see that menu like that

One thing I can say is don't do the salmon berry and black berry wine then put them in casks. Horribly disappointing

Like a month for 168 gold lol 😆

Or was it 198? I don't know but I know it wasn't worth a month of processing that's for sure

[stone swift]

and there goes his save

[clear idol]

Yeah they really aren't worth much. I use them for food early game

[stone swift]

or easy gifts

anyway my switch turned 5k into 1.2 million

same a chest site next to my cave full of fruit

[tardy charm]

Say what

[stone swift]

wait spoilers crap wrong channel

[tardy charm]

Lol 😆

[stone swift]

#stardew-spoilers

[tardy charm]

Do you have bats coalie?

[obsidian crown]

On the switch is there a button you hold to buy stuff faster? I seem to remember that being a thing of PC

[frail minnow]

How much gold will 6 picked pumpkins be worth?

[north zealot]

why do i sometimes find path squares on my farm removed from where i placed them and dropped as an item next to that spot?

[zealous spear]

No

[tardy charm]

I tried it on a save for like 2 weeks got frustrated and started a new game. I don't particularly care for bats someone was saying it's good the other day though... so maybe I didn't really give it a good chance

[frail minnow]

[zealous spear]

I watched a YouTube video where ‘pros’ were saying bats are better. I disagree, proof is in the pudding. Mushrooms all the way

[cobalt hare]

MY CAT JUST CUT ME BAFD

DFRGTHJUIK

[teal vapor]

i greatly prefer bats

[zealous spear]

Oop

[teal vapor]

but mostly cuz for mushrooms you have to check every day

[north zealot]

why do i sometimes find path squares on my farm, that are removed from where i placed them and dropped as an item next to that spot?

[warped hamlet]

I mean they both kinda suck later jn the game

[teal vapor]

bats you can just leave the cave and the fruit can accumulate over like a month

[frail minnow]

6 mushrooms, once a day, as opposed to fruit bats giving 2 fruit every 3 days it feels like

[warped hamlet]

to get 1 00% efficiency you still been to check daily w/ bats 🤷‍♂️

[zealous spear]

As in the tile has been removed and you have to place it back?

[frail minnow]

Can someone please answer my question

[zealous spear]

Bats barely give fruit either so go mushrooms

[torn quail]

lightning hit the tile and ejected it

[teal vapor]

yall weird fruit better

[grave inlet]

no 🩵

[teal vapor]

the less i have to check the better

[warped hamlet]

idk depends on rarity

[frail minnow]

TY

For the runaround!

[torn quail]

mushrooms = money
fruit bats = more useful for CC

[warped hamlet]

between like 1920 and 4224

[zealous spear]

I agree

[torn quail]

fruit bats better if u intend to get to late game tho

[warped hamlet]

no lol

[frail minnow]

This question, not the bat thing!

[warped hamlet]

they both become useless if you intend to go late game

[teal vapor]

ok wtf are yall classifying as "late game"

[warped hamlet]

yes,
between like 1920 and 4224

[cobalt hare]

i bandaged my thumb

[torn quail]

late enough that it’s blacklisted discussion in this channel

[warped hamlet]

the point where you no longer need cave or bats

[haughty coral]

Hello

[novel thistle]

@haughty coral You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[warped hamlet]

/j probably a bit after ^

[frail minnow]

Htf can i age pickles?

[dusty ibex]

u can’t

[warped hamlet]

u can preserve them

[novel thistle]

@cobalt hare You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[warped hamlet]

artisan

[frail minnow]

A r t i s a n

Also congrats

Show us your farm

[north zealot]

can i make my path lightning-proof?

[torn quail]

u can place lightning rods nearby to help prevent it

[warped hamlet]

anywhere!

[haughty coral]

Yes

[shrewd sandal]

ok just to make sure i get this right since starfruit seeds take 13 days to grow if i plant them in the 15th they'd be ready exactly by the 28th right?

[haughty coral]

Yes

Math

[frail minnow]

I have a goal for my out of stock challenge. Flood the market with pickles

[shrewd sandal]

ok kul time to spend a second mortgage on seeds and brew all the starfruit wine and the coffee i forgor to make

[zealous spear]

Artisan. Hands down

[shrewd sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266144973613826048/1100873703522316410/image.png like it's REALLY bad

[frail minnow]

I shall have a pickle empire!

[shrewd sandal]

btw does the greenhouse have crows or is scarecrows unnecessary?

[haughty coral]

Why

[frail minnow]

Why not?

[warped hamlet]

scarecrows are unnesacery

[azure forge]

hey heyy

how is everyone doinn

[shrewd sandal]

cool thanks for answering and the elaboration with the edit lol

time to start work on my starfruit wine empire

[spice barn]

any tips for farm design and decoration?

[zealous spear]

Not needed in the greenhouse

[warped hamlet]

you can get inspiration from #farms-and-outfits

idk anything else I'm horrible at It lol!

[orchid vault]

any tips for new farmer? I'v never palayed this game

[warped hamlet]

hii, welcome!! I suggest just playing the game

[zealous spear]

My tip: just start placing flooring down. Everything else will follow. That’s how I did it, I just mapped out small paths and cornered areas, then filled the space if it wasn’t already filled

[haughty coral]

Do you get an achievement?

[zealous spear]

Just have fun. Play however you want

[warped hamlet]

exploring & figuring out everything on ur on own is so much more fun

[zealous spear]

No

[frail minnow]

Yes

[warped hamlet]

..for?

[haughty coral]

Bummer

[frail minnow]

Mhm

[shrewd sandal]

WHAT IS THAT TOOLBAR

[radiant tiger]

do crab pots interfere with forage spawning?

[haughty coral]

Always keep money as your first priority

[storm gazelle]

mobile

[shrewd sandal]

jesus

[zealous spear]

Mobile

I hate it too

[warped hamlet]

jealous tbh

[spice barn]

could i have some feedback on my design

[frail minnow]

Nice farm fellow mobile farmer

[shrewd sandal]

say how can i zoom out that far?

i wanna take a ss of the entire thing

[tardy charm]

How do you play with it on the bottom like that princess

[zealous spear]

There’s a screenshot button somewhere in settings

[tardy charm]

It drives me crazy i have to have it on the side

[warped hamlet]

there's a separate ss button, right at the bottom of the aaetting menu

[shrewd sandal]

yea but all it does is takes a SS

i can only go up to 25%

[zealous spear]

That’s all you can do

[warped hamlet]

you an increase it

[zealous spear]

You can’t go any further, only increase

[frank kayak]

25% is basically a full map

[shrewd sandal]

oh yea i just saw

[frail minnow]

No problem

[shrewd sandal]

pff lmao

[spice barn]

where do i find screenshot taken in game

[frail minnow]

No problem

[frank kayak]

the screenshot folder

[shrewd sandal]

mobile or desktop?

[spice barn]

yea i cant find it

desktop

[zealous spear]

Depends on what you’re on

Oop

[shrewd sandal]

click open destination folder

[frank kayak]

it a in-game button

[spice barn]

oh yea thanks

[shrewd sandal]

right below the SS button

[kindred latch]

hi

[warped hamlet]

hii

[quaint swan]

hi

[frank kayak]

i have not beat the cc in vanilla SDV

[kindred latch]

[frank kayak]

I should but lazy

[spice barn]

im rlly close

i just have to get the fruit tree items

[frank kayak]

I started a joja route but I forgot

you have the mushrooms cave I think?

[spice barn]

Yea i do

[kindred latch]

Is there anyone who’d like to have a SDV partner?

[warped hamlet]

#multiplayer-lfg-old is ur best friend

[frank kayak]

look in #multiplayer-lfg-old

[kindred latch]

WOOO! Thanks

[knotty sorrel]

All I need is a red cabbage🫠 and money of course

[rich bay]

Helloo

[knotty sorrel]

Good noon!

[rich bay]

Whats up

[knotty sorrel]

At work unfortunately

[rich bay]

Oof

[knotty sorrel]

You?

[rich bay]

Being bored trying to decide which bachelor i should pick for my restart in stardew valley

Or if i should restart

[knotty sorrel]

Idk who I’m gonna run for tbh

[rich bay]

In my first save file i picked Sebastian

Has been my fav since the start

But as soon as u married him hes a bit boring

And he requiers alot of mining to get to be friends with him

[teal vapor]

elliott

not biased at all

[rich bay]

I would but i heard he likes alot of sea base items

And i dont like the beach alot i only go there for some fish so i can make sashimi

I like the mines and woods more

[warped hamlet]

I feel like all the marriage candidates get boring adter marriage

[plain mountain]

This game is highly addictive!

[rich bay]

Yeah

[rich bay]

It is

[warped hamlet]

400 hours in like 4 months smh

it's really easy to burn out

I haven't played the game properly in like 8 months

[rich bay]

Damn

Thats a bummer

[plain mountain]

I had laundry in the washer for two hours while I was playing the game. I finally stopped to put them in the dryer.

[rich bay]

Oop

[plain mountain]

Wow! That’s a lot.

[rich bay]

Tbh i think stardew valles is fun aslong as you dont really know what can happen in the story

[teal vapor]

he loves crab cakes, duck feathers, pomegranates, squid ink

[plain mountain]

Send help…..😂

[rich bay]

Cant sorry

[teal vapor]

which honestly just catch one squid and make a fish pond boom infinite ink to gift him

[rich bay]

I dont have the money for that im saving for the second house upgrade

[teal vapor]

fair

[plain mountain]

I’m doomed

[teal vapor]

i tend to wait to make fish ponds

[rich bay]

Yep

[winter quail]

whats the best floor for ||ancient seed|| sorry if there is one im just saying that im having struggles getting them

[teal vapor]

there isnt one

dont need to spoiler that btw

[rich bay]

I only farm so i can sell

[teal vapor]

ancient seeds have the best odds of dropping from bugs though i think

[rich bay]

I need my second house upragde my house is so full atm

But its 50k and i have like 9k or less rn idk

How do i make fast money ??

[teal vapor]

processing stuff

[rich bay]

?

[teal vapor]

like putting stuff in kegs/jars

[rich bay]

So it means i need to farm more wood

[teal vapor]

yes

youll always need more wood

[rich bay]

I hate that

I hate wood farming

[teal vapor]

i always go for the wood perks at first bc of it lmao

[rich bay]

I cant get rid if the trees

Its tiring and i alwqys get lost on my farm

[teal vapor]

upgrade your axe asap itll make your life a lot easier

[rich bay]

And the tree seeds are so annoying if u dont remove em amediantly

[modern light]

Whats the best way to make money early in stardew valley

[teal vapor]

depends on how early

[modern light]

Beginning of the game

[teal vapor]

like, day 1??? clay farming i guess. day 2, fishing

[rich bay]

Ew fishing

[teal vapor]

fishing sucks at the start but it is very nice earlygame money

[modern light]

Where do i get clay

[rich bay]

Mobile and fishing = most annoying ekshdnek i ever had

[modern light]

I play on switch

[teal vapor]

well ur problem is that ur playing on mobile

[rich bay]

I cant change that

So i will forever be a fishing hater

[teal vapor]

i know i just like to make fun of mobile players

[rich bay]

🥲

[frank kayak]

can use use a dock hub ?

[teal vapor]

a what

[knotty sorrel]

Fishing isn’t that terrible tbh, it’s great early game money

But I have a ton of bias there lmao

[teal vapor]

genuinely once you get your fishing level up a bit, it becomes much easier

but it fucking sucks at level 0

[knotty sorrel]

This is my flaw lmao

[rich bay]

Its annoying tho , i hate it bcs i can never get the green thingie behind the little fish on that ruler thingie

[knotty sorrel]

That’s fair but kat has a point

[rich bay]

Yeaah

[teal vapor]

where are you fishing

[rich bay]

Idk

[teal vapor]

try the river in cindersap forest or the pond

[desert mauve]

Fishing is fun

[teal vapor]

get smallmouth bass on the hook those are easy to catch

[knotty sorrel]

The lake is great

The bridge from ocean to island is great

[rich bay]

Wait is there bait to use for fishing?????

[knotty sorrel]

The southern point of river is great

But small mouth slap

[teal vapor]

the mountain lake is best for sure but for a beginner id rec cindersap

[knotty sorrel]

Fair

[teal vapor]

maybe not at night tho bc pikes

fuck pikes

[knotty sorrel]

All my homies hate pike

[rich bay]

What farm is good to choose at the beginning?

[knotty sorrel]

Regular

[teal vapor]

standard or forest imo

[warped hound]

lingcod fucking suck

i hate them

[teal vapor]

god so true lingcod are horrible

[knotty sorrel]

Lingcod, pike, catfish

[rich bay]

Idek what lingcod are

Never heard of it

[warped hound]

stupid fish

[rich bay]

Ahh

[plain mountain]

I’m glad that I picked the standard farm then.

[teal vapor]

an unnecessarily difficult to catch fish

dont even sell for much i dont think

[warped hound]

the legendary fish are honestly easier to catch than lingcods

[rich bay]

Lemme check my levels real quick

[warped hound]

some of them

the beach one is iirc

[teal vapor]

i remember struggling more with a lava eel than the crimsonfish

😭😭

[warped hound]

lava eel just takes forever to actually get on line

so much trash there

[plain mountain]

I need to start fishing. I need the money.

[warped hound]

fishing is easy once you lvl up

or get a better pole

[teal vapor]

do it. sooner you start the sooner you can work towards making it easier

[warped hound]

i had the iridium pole in spring y1 bc why not

[plain mountain]

That’s my priority

[teal vapor]

[modern light]

How good is hilltop farm

[rich bay]

My fishing level is 1

[warped hound]

fishing sucks at low levels

[frank kayak]

training rod

[rich bay]

Im gonna roblox oof

[warped hound]

but then again, you can't really catch too hard fish at lvl1

[rich bay]

[frank kayak]

training rod gives XP

[rich bay]

Im having troubles even with the training rod

[cosmic stratus]

is it possible to exploit the catalog + iridium trash can for money ?

[frank kayak]

so you can use it to get to level 4...

no

[rich bay]

Wait

[warped hound]

by the time you get both of those, money is not an issue

[rich bay]

U have to level the trashcan?????

[frank kayak]

it sell is 0

[rich bay]

[frank kayak]

0/.40 is 0

is it .4?

aka 40%

[frank shuttle]

hi

[rich bay]

I am bamboozeled rn

mines

[frank kayak]

60% ah

[rich bay]

Mines and me =

[frank kayak]

but 0*.6 not / but 0*.6 is 0

[rich bay]

🫶

U PKAY ON MOBILE TOO

[frank kayak]

just waiting for players

i don't do VC i think that why

[rich bay]

OMG BE MY FRIEND

🥹

Mobike multiplayer when???

Bobile*

[hasty pond]

never

[rich bay]

[knotty sorrel]

Mobile*

[rich bay]

🧍‍♀️

[hasty pond]

!mobilemultiplayer

[novel thistle]

https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1262068497086967808
https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1574028775549177857

ConcernedApe (@ConcernedApe)

@Jeff99486773 @VGMClassics There are technical barriers that make it unfeasible. If you'd like to play multiplayer I recommend getting the PC or console version

Twitter · May 17, 2020, 5:12 PM

ConcernedApe (@ConcernedApe)

@ambersgone for one, there are technical considerations: Stardew uses peer to peer multiplayer, there is no central server, so someone's phone would have to host the game. Also, the multiplayer version of the game has worse performance which is significant for many phones

Twitter · Sep 25, 2022, 1:31 PM

[frank kayak]

dose Mobile has coop?

[rich bay]

Yup

[frank kayak]

even LAN

[rich bay]

True that

[knotty sorrel]

This is the tragedy the Roman’s and Greeks talked about

[orchid vault]

play with controller

[rich bay]

True true

[frank kayak]

not keyboard and mouse?

[knotty sorrel]

My pc always feels like it’s going to spontaneously combust

[rich bay]

My money always dissappears into the local supermarket and magicalky turns into monster and muffins

Cake is good

But mini cakes are better

Like uh muffins

[frank kayak]

cupcakes?

[orchid vault]

cookie

[knotty sorrel]

flat cake

[dusty ibex]

cookie

[orchid vault]

what time is in your country?

uh?

[frank kayak]

4pm

well

[orchid vault]

00:00

[rich bay]

11 pm

[frank kayak]

for me

it can be 2pm to 5pm for my country

[orchid vault]

am I at least? 00 am

[knotty sorrel]

5pm

[orchid vault]

Where are you from? your country has 3 hour in one time?

[frank kayak]

USA (well have 2 more but that that main land )

so 11am to 5pm for all states

[knotty sorrel]

How’s that central time zone out there?

[frank kayak]

it's 50F for me right now

[knotty sorrel]

Sounds beautiful

[frank kayak]

rain on friday to sunday

[craggy flume]

gimme that weather

[knotty sorrel]

86° here with possible rain everyday

[last wigeon]

I will fucking lose it

AAAAAGHHH

[knotty sorrel]

For why

[scarlet thicket]

So peaceful..

[frank kayak]

i use the NWS for my weather info

[last wigeon]

My teacher is making me rewrite the essay for the 10TH FUCKING TIME

[knotty sorrel]

Absolutely not

[frank kayak]

why?

[last wigeon]

Because she says its not romantic

enough

[knotty sorrel]

Copy and paste Romeo & Juliet

[orchid vault]

essay!? What does it mean?

[last wigeon]

HS and above bullshit

[orchid vault]

write it whit ChatGPT

[last wigeon]

You think I didn't try that

[quick olive]

Heyagain, how big should my year 2 spring farm be?

[craggy flume]

wtf

[serene walrus]

my teacher says she has a thing to detect chatgpt lol

[last wigeon]

Idfc how big its gonna be

[craggy flume]

most gpt detectors arent accurate

[knotty sorrel]

As big as you want it

[scarlet thicket]

broski shes like 50 yrs yold

[serene walrus]

well i wouldn’t risk anyway

[scarlet thicket]

she has a phone with a keyboard

instead of a pc

[knotty sorrel]

A blackberry?

[frank kayak]

add solid gold magikarp to all of your school work so it will pass

[craggy flume]

just use it and modify some parts

[plain mountain]

That’s so pretty!

[last wigeon]

It reminds me of hell

And how happy I will be there

[knotty sorrel]

Is this a highschool essay?

[quick olive]

posted the plan in images

[last wigeon]

Yes

[knotty sorrel]

It’s kind of crazy, I get to see what other are people are doing and it makes me want to start, yet another, because I don’t like how mine looks 🫠

[knotty sorrel]

English or literature id imagine?

[last wigeon]

Literature yes

[knotty sorrel]

What does the basis have to be?

[last wigeon]

Pure poetry

[knotty sorrel]

Oh well idk about poetry. I was never good in that section

[last wigeon]

I am just copying and pasting

[knotty sorrel]

You could write something that starts as strangers, to friends, to something more and back to strangers. End it with something like, “we met as strangers, fell in love, and returned to being strangers.”

Side note: copy and paste if you see fit but I hope you don’t have to do it again

[craggy flume]

essays are pain

[last wigeon]

Pain in the ass

[knotty sorrel]

Poetry is a pain

[spiral mountain]

Are goats only ever able to be milked every other day?

[knotty sorrel]

Genuine writing is diff

[craggy flume]

Yeah

[last wigeon]

I think so

[cunning pewter]

Yes, goats are every other day.

[last wigeon]

Its 1am I am gonna go crazyyyyyyy

[cobalt hare]

chat gpt for writing is so petty

i get using it as a source but i refuse to use that robotic ass language

[last wigeon]

Fuck you lunch

Leave

[craggy flume]

sleep

[last wigeon]

I cant I am not able to do that

[cobalt hare]

i got a new puzzle for you that you will hate

[last wigeon]

Essays

[cobalt hare]

damn stardew vally players are toxic

[craggy flume]

Oh

Damn

[last wigeon]

I alredy hate you

[last wigeon]

If you were in my situation you would be like me too

Now gtfo

[craggy flume]

💀

[cobalt hare]

want me to explain it

[last wigeon]

Hell no

[quaint swan]

o

[last wigeon]

Lunch go ask ts I am not even gonna download it

[distant sphinx]

That's not sudoku that's suicide

[last wigeon]

Yo chonku

[craggy flume]

How long is the essay

[cobalt hare]

here are the rules for anyone interested

[last wigeon]

Thats what I wanna do

[distant sphinx]

Henlo

[cobalt hare]

go fuck your sell for go to bed

it's genuinely possible to finish that puzzle

[last wigeon]

5-6 pages

[craggy flume]

💀

Let me guess, its due tomorrow

[last wigeon]

Just fucking leave or ask the thing you came here for

[cobalt hare]

ooo big drama

[cobalt hare]

i came becuse i was bord as hell

what is the essay topic

[cobalt hare]

i know how to play

focus on the essay not the one piece fan

[last wigeon]

Welp thats what happens if you teacher tells you the day before its due

[last wigeon]

Then go fuck yourself

[cobalt hare]

yea focos on the paper

[craggy flume]

focus on paper

[cobalt hare]

do the paper

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588

[cobalt hare]

🤓

[last wigeon]

I crave monster rn or any energy drink

[cobalt hare]

same

i drink celsius since it's the only one i think tastes good

all the other brands have too much sugar

[cobalt hare]

and fuck you

im not that big of as one pice fan

what is the essay topic @last wigeon now i'm interested

[last wigeon]

I am not even gonna bother doing it I am going to sleep

[last wigeon]

Pure poetry

[cobalt hare]

the most usless thing ever

do you have to follow a structure or is it just freeform

[last wigeon]

I don't even know

[cobalt hare]

i mean hey you could just throw something together

better then submitting nothing

[last wigeon]

Teacher is just saying it is not romantic enough

[cobalt hare]

and darf its just the key chain i have of zoro and my pfp

and blox frits

[untold sphinx]

hello

[last wigeon]

Yo

[untold sphinx]

yo

god i havent been in this discord in a good 6 months

[quaint swan]

yo

[untold sphinx]

hello

[astral quartz]

hi

[tardy charm]

What the actual f lol

Was that sudoku things and chess 🤔 what lol that hurt my brain

Famrat lol 😆 😂

I love your guys names.

[tardy charm]

That depends on your professor... lol 😆 sometimes nothing can be made up later, if a rush job is done and you get less than an 80. RIP

[quaint swan]

college rip

🪦

[tardy charm]

I kind of enjoyed college. Kind of miss it

Didn't particularly care for the tryhard professor 😒 like my psych prof. Oh Good lord that lady was brutal

So guys. Back on topic. (Apologies) when I start my second playthrough what is your favorite farm type? I.e. 4 corners, forest farm, beach etc.?

[serene walrus]

omg farmrat hi

[fast gull]

guys say nayan backwards and you will get free robux

[tardy charm]

But it's the same thing..

Like when names and words are the same forward and backwards

[cunning silo]

palindromic

[tardy charm]

Ah yes thank you that .

[fast gull]

I just realised that my name was spelt the same backwards 2 years ago

[tardy charm]

Lol..

[fossil parrot]

reH/ehS nayaN (Now where is my robux )

[tardy charm]

LOL 😆 OH SNAP

[quaint swan]

👀

[fast gull]

I SAID nayan WITH A LOWERCASE N

[tardy charm]

Ah... 😔

[fossil parrot]

That was clearly a trap.

[tardy charm]

LOL 😆

[fossil parrot]

I will not fall for such trickery

[tardy charm]

FAIL lloll

[fast gull]

ITS UNDEDITED

YOU CANT WIN

[tardy charm]

Lol 😆

I always wanted a name that was palindromic idk why

Guys I need help!!! Lol. Tell me what farm to go with for my second playthrough. Pweaseee

[timid hawk]

Hey guys :)

[tardy charm]

Hello 👋

[timid hawk]

im semi new to this server

[fast gull]

probably to do what I justr did

[fast gull]

4 corners

[tardy charm]

So am i

I just barely got the thing to show picture of my farm like few days ago

[plain mountain]

Hello

[plain mountain]

Welcome back

[fast gull]

you can play it without friends but its more fun with friend

[tardy charm]

I'm screwed then lol. I have no friends

[fast gull]

its still a good map with a lot of different perks

[plain mountain]

Beach

[plain mountain]

What farm did you have the first time?

[fast gull]

I just left a toxic friend group and all the friends that I have outside that group dont talk to me anymore so I can relate

https://tenor.com/view/duck-gif-21987297

[cobalt hare]

Hello stardew valley people

I love you all for being so nice and wholesome

[tardy charm]

Just the regular one

[tardy charm]

When you say toxic...

[fossil parrot]

Is it because of your robux shenanigans?

[fast gull]

I decided to leave

[plain mountain]

Then I’d try something different. Maybe the beach?

[fast gull]

the were getting way out of hand and posting (stuff I cant say on this server) unsolicited

[fossil parrot]

Oh I meant the insane part, not the friend group you deserve to choose your friends

[fast gull]

nope its because ive only beenn talking to ppl on a server I got banned from for saying a ur mom joke

and now im mostly here

[plain mountain]

How long do the seasons last, like, how many days?

[fast gull]

is there a stardew save on year 100

[fast gull]

28

[plain mountain]

Thanks!

[tardy charm]

I wouldn't doubt it... someone the other day I believe said like year 48 or something

[fast gull]

so the villagers are immortal

[tardy charm]

Seems like it lol

[fast gull]

I was going to dedicate a new save for sleeping but then remembered that there are spoilers on year 3 and prob some after that

[tardy charm]

A new save for... sleeping?

[fast gull]

to see how many years

[tardy charm]

Like in other words just to sleep only ah OK

I Google it and apparently stardew never ends...

[fast gull]

you should probably wait until year 5 for making a new save as thats when most of the spoilers and new things are ussually over

[tardy charm]

Someone should make a mod lol 😆 stardew characters can age and die off lol 😆

[tropic fox]

i want lewis to die off as soon as he can

[fast gull]

theres a child aging mod

but thats it

[fossil parrot]

why?

[tardy charm]

Someone said year 3... 😭 now it's year 5?

[tropic fox]

he used the town's taxes to make a gold statue of himself

[fast gull]

how long has the person who said year 3 played if they have longer than me then believe them over me

im at year 2 summer

[fallow gyro]

is there a benefit to having kids

[tardy charm]

Not sure actually lol 😅 I have a really bad memory I can't even remember who answers me that day

[fossil parrot]

It was specially made to boost the town's morale. (He's just shy about it)

[fast gull]

same benefit as having a dog 💀

[dim tulip]

I want Pierre to die as soon as Lewis die

[fast gull]

morris and clint tho

[tardy charm]

Ah here we go... haha 😄 🤣

Earlier everyone was hating on what's his face

Elliot

[fossil parrot]

Why does everyone want to kill every non-spouse?

[fast gull]

the only difference is that the child has dialougue

[tropic fox]

every non spouse? excuse me???

[fast gull]

the rizzard exists and idk anyone who hates him

[tropic fox]

we stan robin, gus, and linus

they're the kindest people to exist