stardew-valley

[faint needle]

U play on switch tho. What othwr games u modding lmao

[viscid cape]

ill buy like 40 strabber

[potent idol]

Other games that I play on pc 🤷‍♀️

[native solar]

Download UI Info Suite if you want to see how many tiles and such most items reach and uhh other helpful things like if ever you need to pat your animals or how much luck you have or if you need to check the tv for recipes or if its someones bday today. If youre on pc I mean

[calm sandal]

anime portrait is not for everyone, its the matter of perspective, as artist i know how much conflict other artists got because ppl keep yelling at them for making children art

[faint needle]

Nah thats too much imo

[calm sandal]

despite everything is at least 18 years old

[viscid cape]

ya im mobile

[hollow tundra]

i like the ones that DON'T make the characters look like children

just the ones that touch up the portraits a bit

[calm sandal]

god dang, at least 4 edits there.

[faint needle]

Thats my issue with every anime mod

[native solar]

Wdym

[faint needle]

Like i want the adults to actually look like adults please

[native solar]

Whats your opinons on Nyapus portraits

[hollow tundra]

this

[native solar]

They aren't really anime per say

[faint needle]

I like learning and discovering things in games myself and not have everythong shown to me

[faint needle]

Lemme see

[native solar]

I mean seeing if I petted my animals or not is helpful

You can disable the other stuff if ever you dont want it

[faint needle]

Lord have mercy

[native solar]

Why so

[faint needle]

U can litwrally see it by hovering ur mouse over the animals

[faint needle]

They look like toddlers bro

[upper mica]

Fax

[native solar]

I guess that's just you

[faint needle]

U think thwy dont?

[orchid burrow]

How do ik when the pigs found something

[calm sandal]

fyi, the original game sdv inspired on, have similar style

and nobody hecking sidding it

[faint needle]

U see it on the ground

[faint needle]

Nevwr seen that game

[native solar]

Harvest Moon.

[calm sandal]

it doesnt matter tbh, theres no illicit content in sdv

[native solar]

Don't look at the newer ones though

[faint needle]

Ik but ive never seen it

[faint needle]

Doesnt it feel kinda weird tho to get married liek that

[native solar]

The game boy advance era was peak Harvest moon

[dim tulip]

Do you mean explicit?

[faint needle]

Omg i just found out what ur name is lmao

[dim tulip]

Nah, forget what I said, I get it now

[eternal bramble]

How do i get coffe seed

[faint needle]

Farm it in rhe mines

[calm sandal]

diff meaning but also appliable

[faint needle]

Also u can buy them from the traveling merchant

[eternal bramble]

Rhe?

[faint needle]

Is ur name what i think it is? @native solar

[faint needle]

The* bro

[eternal bramble]

Oh ok

[faint needle]

If it is then it makes sense why u like that mod lmao

[native solar]

Which part of it?

[faint needle]

The first one

[calm sandal]

the original have been there with similar style, its not 'kids' per say, its 'chibi'. like deformation of anime artstyle.

[native solar]

Do I really have to explain my name again to somebody who thinks its the english word Pervert again

[faint needle]

Yes lmao

[native solar]

Ugh fine

[calm sandal]

the main goal of using chibi style, is for 'cuteness'.

[faint needle]

Idk looks kinda sussy to me ngl

Would feel weird marrying someone who looks like that

[calm sandal]

u re overly sensitive, just like the rest of commenters out there 🤭

[native solar]

Just wait, I'm downloading some songs

[primal kestrel]

-they look like kids

[faint needle]

Nah its legit weird

I wouldnt call it overly sensitive

Just doesnt sit right with me

[faint needle]

No spotify?

[calm sandal]

i guess u right, just like how i label furries

[calm hawk]

dont understand what's the point of talking about this topic here tbh

[calm sandal]

back to starting point ig, not everyone suit with anime style, u should just not get involved with the otaku stuffs

kek

u dont have to

[faint needle]

Yeah not planning to

[native solar]

Hmm? No, I just prefer listening offline and with my own personal music player with a really nice equalizer

[last wigeon]

Personal music player!?!?!
Mp3?
Mp4?

[calm sandal]

classic mp4s

[faint needle]

Dam yall old fr

[calm sandal]

i am.

[faint needle]

Do u use cassette players too

[calm sandal]

yes

still has 1

[faint needle]

Lord have mercy

[calm sandal]

or 2

hmm

[faint needle]

Did u enjoy mozarts live peeformances too?

[calm sandal]

dont have such thing here.

[native solar]

Not old just prefer something that gives me a good audio listening exprience to hear every single spectrum. I'm an audiophile and I like hearing intrecasies of the instruments

[calm sandal]

im not western/european

[faint needle]

Where u from

[calm sandal]

somewhere in asia

[native solar]

Also some really good songs have terrible mixing and I'm a musician as well and I need to hear it properly and remaster it myself the quickest way possible which is through the equalizer

[viscid cape]

i completed another cc bundle

[faint needle]

Seems like a lot of work

[faint needle]

Pro gamer

[viscid cape]

i need one fish tank bunle and all friendship bundles naow

[native solar]

I use the app Poweramp, it has a free trial the full version though I forgot the price

[native solar]

Mhm.

[mossy osprey]

why is skull cavern so hard:(
any tips please?

[calm sandal]

tbh, same like drawing, all the references i have in a folder...

[faint needle]

Bring food

[calm sandal]

get foods, lotta, more than a hundreds

[faint needle]

Get good weapon

[calm sandal]

999 stack of food is adviced

[mossy osprey]

like what?

[calm sandal]

theres 3 staple foods approved
sashimi from fishing/crabpots
buy salad from saloon
or cheese from cow milk

[mossy osprey]

which one is the easiest/ cheapest one to get? 🥲

[calm sandal]

sashimi need 3 to full health
salad need 2 to full health
Gold rank cheese need 1 to full health

[faint needle]

||galaxy sword||

[faint needle]

Salad probs

[calm sandal]

sashimi is cheapest, u can make sashimi from any fishes including trash fishes

salad is good if u have good income

[faint needle]

Sashimi is kinda work tho

[calm sandal]

and cheese is for barn player.

[faint needle]

Time > money

Id rather spend money than time

So my fav is salad

[calm sandal]

i had literal hundreds of crabpots so sashimi i go.

[faint needle]

Oh god

[calm sandal]

actually more than a thousand but it was not on my latest save

[faint needle]

Also u can use food to get various buffs

So get some food that has buffs

But be careful cos when u eat food that has different buffs, the buffs you got first will disappear

[mossy osprey]

i see i see. i'll try my best then, thank you for the advice! @faint needle @calm sandal

[faint needle]

So have a few buff foods and use non-buff food for health regen

U cna stack food and beverage buffs tho

Food buffs cancel food buffs and beverage buffs cancel beverage buffs

[mossy osprey]

i'm not that far yet in the game so...

i mean, i only brought like 80 common mushrooms with me 😅

[calm sandal]

definitely DONT go in there.

[native solar]

It comes from the saying "Through Everyone, you are him. Through you, you are I. but Through I, you are you. But if there was multiple of you. Which would be I and which would be you, Would it be they? But then who is you and who would be I? The answer is through I and you and me Per you it will always be you." See the "Per you" there, see what I did was put my name which is Vert, and there ya go Per Vert.

I'm copy pasting this just in case anybody wants to ask again

Ugh

[viscid cape]

whats a greenhouse, is it an empty place? should i use it for my kegs and preserves?

[native solar]

For crops

It will survive every season

[viscid cape]

omg rly? nice ima plant a rare seed there

[faint needle]

Deep

Never remove the space tho

[calm sandal]

greenhouse, logically u know what it used for...

[shadow heron]

fruit trees and ancient fruit?

[faint needle]

So its a green house?

Can i live there?

[native solar]

Some people in there different languages may not know

Some people also are just clueless heh

[random ledge]

Guess whos back

[faint needle]

In my language it translates to warmhouse

[native solar]

[shadow heron]

where are you from?

[calm sandal]

dont have greenhouse around here.

the thing doesnt exist

pooof

[native solar]

In my language it is 大 棚

[faint needle]

Latvia

[tight quarry]

It’s ‘kas’ voor me😔

Sounds like a name fr

[native solar]

Lmao

[shadow heron]

assuming it's a country in the Baltic region

[primal kestrel]

are the memes about the baltics true?

I saw one that said “average baltic breakfast” and it was a guy smoking 10 cigarettes

[cobalt hare]

Haiii

[native solar]

Welcome to the server

[mystic comet]

salad good only 200 each go buy like a stack and take half

[native solar]

I am your humble helper if ever you need a friend or questions about the game!

[mystic comet]

[viscid cape]

"You know 2 Mega Bombs would liven up things here!" are you sure about that...

[daring pawn]

Boop

[mystic comet]

im sure

[native solar]

I'm still drunk

[mystic comet]

do it beside ur kegs

[daring pawn]

How are you all

[mystic comet]

it will make it very very incredibly lively if u put two mega bombs beside ur kegs

[native solar]

Still aboslutely drunk. Wasted as they would say

How about yourself good sir?

[daring pawn]

Rip lol

I'm good! Kinda sleepy

[mystic comet]

what time is it for u

[native solar]

Ah what time could it be for you to be sleepy haha

[daring pawn]

23:11

[native solar]

Oh dear haha, that's quite early

[daring pawn]

Or 11:11PM

[native solar]

Well for me at least

[mystic comet]

oml my brain cant do maf

[native solar]

[daring pawn]

I just get tired early lmao

[mystic comet]

ok im right i was dying LMAO ive been studying physics this whole night

[daring pawn]

I'm doing hw I just wonna sleep

[native solar]

Well git gud

[daring pawn]

Will try 🙏

[native solar]

I wish you luck soldier!

Fun fact: everytime I send this emote I probably finished a bottle of wine

[daring pawn]

I think you like wine

[native solar]

I'm a responsible drinker and I would never drink too much wine and I am not addicted Don't look at my banner

[calm sandal]

i only drink soda.

[daring pawn]

Real 👀

[daring pawn]

Same

[cobalt hare]

.

[daring pawn]

And sometimes water

[native solar]

Don't like it much, I prefer water

Lots of water

Just tons of water

[daring pawn]

Water 💪

[native solar]

Water!

[daring pawn]

Hell yeah

[calm sandal]

guys

im a slime

i AM water

[daring pawn]

Heck* sorry for bad word

[cobalt hare]

Im just watching the chat

[native solar]

Call me jesus because every single water cup I hold turns into wine

[cobalt hare]

👀

[calm sandal]

if i drink water, thats cannibalism

[native solar]

[daring pawn]

They were not lying when they said Jesus will come back 🙏

[native solar]

I love dittooo

[native solar]

Remember don't sin my child

[daring pawn]

Tell that to my teacher pls

[native solar]

[daring pawn]

She gives a lot of hw

[native solar]

Alright fuck stop

My head hurts

[native solar]

Lmao fun fact it was invented to be a punishment for tardy studnet

No more wine

I'm done

[daring pawn]

What da hell

Why did they change it then

[native solar]

Because torture

[daring pawn]

I hope they step on lego

[native solar]

Is what school is designed for. School does not educate you, Most school systems are training you for office and factory jobs, that's why they teach you to only speak when spoken to and only stand when told to and why you sit in rows of lines.

And you can only do what you're told

If I said solve 1 + 1 using pi, you must.

No matter if its easier the other way

That's 4 bottles now

[daring pawn]

1+1=π
Multiply both sides by 0
(1+1)0=π×0
0=0

[hollow tundra]

oh yeah

homework was invented to purposefully cause anxiety

[daring pawn]

Nvm I did smth else

[native solar]

Good job, you make my chinese side of the family very happy

[daring pawn]

I'm Asian

I love maths

[eternal bramble]

Do i need one of them or all of them do make this pant

[hollow tundra]

I'm copying your user style

[eternal bramble]

Ig only one

[hollow tundra]

also year 3?

that's dedication dude

[native solar]

I DRANK 5 BOTTLES OF WINE I THINK IM DYING

[eternal bramble]

💀

[hollow tundra]

drink champagne

[eternal bramble]

Anyway bye now

[primal nexus]

drink 5 more

[hollow tundra]

so you can have champagne problems ba dum tss

[wintry snow]

[native solar]

My dortors advise me to not

By doctors I mean roomate

He locked the alcohol pantry

[primal nexus]

I THOUGHT YOU MENT IN SDV LMAOOOO

do NOT drink 5 more bottles

[native solar]

Either way I can't

[primal nexus]

im sorry i thought you ment in sdv

[hollow tundra]

responsible

[native solar]

The wine cellar is locked thanks to my roomae

[native solar]

It;s fine You won't get arrested for my death

[viscid cape]

uhh

[hollow tundra]

watch me whip, now watch me roomae

[viscid cape]

LMAO

[primal nexus]

🍩 die

[wintry snow]

Refrain from the in-real alcohol talks, please

[viscid cape]

i gifted abigail a jade and she said its delicious. enjoy crunching on a gem sis

[native solar]

Immm wssory jack I'll just go to bed ngl Im dizzy

[hollow tundra]

F now I'm craving donuts

[hollow tundra]

night!!

i should go to sleep but i ordered some food so

[native solar]

Tanks, I'll see you when I see you

[native solar]

What food did you order!

[daring pawn]

I think u like wine

[native solar]

I'm hungry now

[native solar]

I'm responsuble

[daring pawn]

Gj

[native solar]

Very. I own a software company

I'm so respssssble

[daring pawn]

Which one

[hollow tundra]

cool!! my dream job is to work in software

[hollow tundra]

spaghetti and fries from McDonald's

[native solar]

FLIPINO???

BRO IM HALD
F

[hollow tundra]

YEAHHH

you're bald?!?!

[native solar]

HALF FUFCK

[native solar]

NO DEAR I WISH NOT

[hollow tundra]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[daring pawn]

Vinland saga is such cool anime

[native solar]

Whats a vinland

sugar

Sugar? Am I looking at that right?

I think you meant Finland Sugar

[daring pawn]

Yeah u like wine

[native solar]

What. what does liking mines have to do with this

speak propery

[hollow tundra]

anyways

Sebastian is my favorite bachelor hands down

i broke up with Alex just for him

[viscid cape]

this is the least money I've earned in a day.. forgot to check my animals just earned 584 coins 😭

todays gonna be good tho

[native solar]

Ah I see

You're gay?

Wait I;m drunk

Dont tell me

Please

Do not answer that question when I'm drunk

[native solar]

Damn wait what are you usually selling

Actually how much

[stark bluff]

we get it ur drunk

[native solar]

I usually got tons and tons of goat and cow milk and truffles and mayo

[hollow tundra]

huh??

[native solar]

Void mayo specifically

Cause I think

It sells for more?

[hollow tundra]

I'm CJ

[native solar]

Sorry admin

[hollow tundra]

nice to meet you

[native solar]

[native solar]

Nice to meet you fellow pinoyy

I think youre that guy

or a different person

[hollow tundra]

pipino supremacy

[native solar]

Heh lmao

[daring pawn]

Good night farmers

[viscid cape]

atleast 5 k a day cuz animals but as i said i forgot to check

ik its not a lot lmao i still havent got pigs

i need to farm stone n wood

[eternal bramble]

Blue

[native solar]

Ah I mean I earned at least more than 250 with just my cows and chimkens

[native solar]

Night manas

Sleep well

[viscid cape]

U CAN GIVE A HAT TO YOUR HOARS 🐴?

[eternal bramble]

Yes i can gov ot to hoar

[viscid cape]

i need to get a hat for my hoars 🐴

[native solar]

WAIT REALLY

[eternal bramble]

Are one color outfits bad or good

[native solar]

WDUADOADOUAUDBAWD NEED TO HOP ON THE GAME RN

[viscid cape]

i really like all of them can't decide who to marry

[native solar]

Its amazing, as an ex model. You need to follow one rule for men, darker colors for bottom and lighter colors on top

Youre welcome

[viscid cape]

im marrying sam the trash liker guy

[eternal bramble]

Thanks

Buyucu🗿

[native solar]

Lmao

[eternal bramble]

I have cursed language

[viscid cape]

im deciding on how much strabberi to buy...

[native solar]

lots

all

[viscid cape]

i dont wanna buy small amount what if i regret and want moar

[native solar]

[viscid cape]

i dont think i have area to plant 869 strabber

689*

well ill buy 54

i dont even have 54 tiles prolly but whatever

i may have gotten 100 berries...

[native solar]

Uhh sure

[viscid cape]

101...

ill be needing lotta energy.

[dire hull]

is it possible to buy hardwood

[eternal bramble]

I only have 288 space for crops

👁️👄👁️

[ruby bronze]

sadly no

[viscid cape]

i bought 101 strawberries, ill pray to god i have enough money for all of them lmao

ill also buy speedgrow cause someone said so

can u apply speed grow after planting? this is importnant

[native solar]

Eat food!

[viscid cape]

yea i hav lot

I LOST THE EGG HUNT

OR I DIDNT IDK

[native solar]

NOOOOOOOOO

[eternal bramble]

Yes ig

[viscid cape]

what is the reward for second year egg hunt i think i got money im unsure?

[native solar]

I always win, I just let vincent and jas win once because Andy gave me the evil stare if they lost and I won

[viscid cape]

oh i won i got 1.000 g

[neon bobcat]

If you already won the previous year, then it's 1k gold

[viscid cape]

ye

is hopps achieved in summa?

[neon bobcat]

They're a summer veggie.

[viscid cape]

i made 12 k 😮 bcz i forgot to sell yesterdays stuff

now imma use this 12 k for speedgrow for the strawberries, will it worth it?

[eternal bramble]

I love wine

[little vault]

No

Sg on strawberries isnt worth the money

[regal geyser]

as much as there's "no time limits", i still find stardew valley really stressful to play.

there's so much to optimize, and i can't do all of it at once, and there's certainly short and medium term ones.

[little vault]

Try minmaxing

[viscid cape]

ooh okay, i have 101 seeds so about 10 k for sg, i shouldnt then?

[little vault]

No

But more strawberries

Or potatoes

[regal geyser]

isn't it? let me see.

[little vault]

Or cauli if you have preserve jars

[little vault]

Wiki user ☝️🤓

Or calculator user

[regal geyser]

okay, so speed gro on strawberries is worth it.

[little vault]

Not really

Trust me

[regal geyser]

well, the numbers quite directly state it is.

[little vault]

I minmax and it’s not worth it

Potatoes are much better

[regal geyser]

strawberries have a base sell price of 120g. speed-gro is worth 100g. you get one extra harvest from it.

this is not very complicated.

[little vault]

Bro you are the def of 🤓

Anyways tho

It’s much more valuable to get sg on potatoes

[cobalt hare]

[eternal bramble]

Fr im panicing a lot

I hav panic attac also so

[native solar]

Dont panic or I'll panic

[little vault]

If you want to get speed gro on ur crops, buy potatoes

Otherwise just buy more strawberries

[regal geyser]

you know, you can get speed gro on both.

[little vault]

And yes, it’s technically a profit, but overshadowed

[regal geyser]

overshadowed by what? you can do both. they're not mutually exclusive.

[little vault]

They were asking abt money

I’m giving them the best money making method

Potatoes with sg

Or caulis if you have pjs

[willow vale]

hey

[little vault]

hey nerd

[willow vale]

OI

[regal geyser]

potatoes with speed gro? hmm.

[willow vale]

im no nerd im just a loser

[little vault]

Here we go again 🤓

[little vault]

Relatable

[vernal sequoia]

Gus and his glorious gustache

[little vault]

That’s my new favorite thing ever

[regal geyser]

you also get only one extra harvest from speed gro, except potatoes have a lower base sell price. it might be made only very slightly more profitable by other factors, but if it's "overshadowed" on strawberries, it's practically nonexistent on potatoes.

[native solar]

I love you guys

[little vault]

Still more profitable

So 🤷

[regal geyser]

indeed, and the same goes for strawberries.

[little vault]

What

How

You just agreed that sg potatoes were better

Than strawberries

[regal geyser]

what?

[little vault]

So why you sayin that strawberries are better

[regal geyser]

i agreed that speed-gro potatoes are better than potatoes without it.

[little vault]

Well no shit

Speed gro on anything is better

[regal geyser]

not true.

[little vault]

Unless you don’t get an extra harvest

Then it’s literally just burning money

But for most things yeah

Why not get sg

[spiral mountain]

Do silos need to be next to coups/barns to get hay out?

[regal geyser]

one might want fertilizer or something.

[little vault]

No

[regal geyser]

i don't believe so.

[viscid cape]

so many flower petals

[little vault]

Wtf

[viscid cape]

i use wiki to see of anyone likes the random item i got so i can gift it

[regal geyser]

the price is multiplied by 1.32 on average just by basic fertilizer.

it's quite possible that that's actually more worthwhile than speed-gro in some circumstances, possibly including potatoes.

[compact kelp]

The wiki is honestly pretty great. I don't really care for memorizing everything so I use it all the time ^^

[viscid cape]

well i bought the speedgrow for my strabbers anyways lmao

[little vault]

That’s valid

But like

“Hmmmm a good strategy used by a minmaxer, better go check the calculations on that”

[wide lily]

can you sell thinga to vendors on festival days?

[little vault]

No

[eternal bramble]

Which one is better

[wide lily]

well then

guess who cant buy strawberrys from the egg festival

[little vault]

Why does it say car 10 🚗

[little vault]

Reset day

If it’s the 12

[wide lily]

13th

[little vault]

Welp too late

[wide lily]

;-;

[little vault]

Rookie mistake

[eternal bramble]

I said once my language is cursed

[regal geyser]

yes.

[little vault]

Was I there?

[viscid cape]

not this again

[eternal bramble]

Also friday means cuma in my language, ingame its says cuññ

Ends with m

[stark bluff]

really

[eternal bramble]

💀

Yes

[stark bluff]

bypassing the censor

dont

[little vault]

Wow

Lol ok

[stark bluff]

its censored for a reason

[eternal bramble]

no +18 in chat

[little vault]

dont

[eternal bramble]

👀

[atomic ginkgo]

what's a good fruit to start off with kegs? im on year 1 in summer

[regal geyser]

you sure are getting lots of mileage out of the nerd emoji, aren't you.

[little vault]

Melons

[regal geyser]

melons, perhaps?

[viscid cape]

ARGHHH come onn marnie wanted the cave carrot IN her shop and i gave kt to her outside , im so dumb

[little vault]

Nice

[eternal bramble]

Starfruit if u have ||bus|| and money but ig u dont so melons?

[atomic ginkgo]

perfect ty

[dusty ibex]

melons and then pumpkins in fall

[novel void]

Hey

[little vault]

Probably not possible for them

[eternal bramble]

How much is pumpkin sell price

[regal geyser]

it's 350 or something, i forgot.

[eternal bramble]

Wow

[atomic ginkgo]

great

[little vault]

Pumpkins are the best fall crop I believe

[dusty ibex]

yeah

[regal geyser]

hmm, i wonder if pickled pumpkins are better?

[little vault]

Istfg if anyone say cranberries

[dusty ibex]

imo, yes

[regal geyser]

they look only marginally worse, and the preserve jar is faster probably.

[little vault]

Yeah def

[dusty ibex]

pickled pumpkins take less time and the difference in price is really not that good

the problem is that you probably don’t want to invest in making too many jars

[little vault]

Pickled pumpkins are very worth it

[atomic ginkgo]

are scarecrows that damaging?

[dusty ibex]

because for the other seasons, they aren’t good compared to kegs

[little vault]

But yeah jars aren’t great

[atomic ginkgo]

since i wanna prepare a sprinklers layout soon

[little vault]

Wdym

[compact kelp]

Ii love that it looks like someone just had them in a bucket and dumped it out lol

[regal geyser]

idea: make both, and then use both.

[dusty ibex]

you could do that both imo just lean into kegs 100% is always better

[atomic ginkgo]

i've made a mistake

[regal geyser]

i still don't have many kegs and i'm on year 2.

[dusty ibex]

especially because jars become expensive to mass produce

[atomic ginkgo]

i meant are ravens or that birds that damaging

[regal geyser]

i haven't used kegs yet, since strawberries are probably not the best crop for it maybe.

also, i only have a handful.

[regal geyser]

they remove crops. it's not great.

[little vault]

Yeah if you’re mass farming

[compact kelp]

Same. I just got coffee beans so I've been using them for that so I can get some extra speed

[regal geyser]

neat, me too.

[little vault]

That’s a rip

[regal geyser]

well, this is my first playthrough, and i am not rushing, so i don't feel that bad about it.

[little vault]

I would just buy coffee

[atomic ginkgo]

okay guess ill start thinking of a good layout

[little vault]

Here one good layout is two 6x9 fields (quality sprinklers) with a one block path going down the middle and a scarecrow on the path

[atomic ginkgo]

sounds awesome tho im pretty sure ill need to expand

[onyx citrus]

If all you are doing is picking and selling, cranberries are better.

[atomic ginkgo]

since i can also craft iridium sprinklers

[little vault]

For iridium sprinklers, do a 25x25 field with a deluxe scarecrow above the middle most sprinkler

[dusty ibex]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[little vault]

[atomic ginkgo]

that's some range

[dusty ibex]

scarecrows have a pretty big radius

[regal geyser]

what if i have iridium sprinklers and no deluxe scarecrow?

[dusty ibex]

you don’t need deluxe scarecrows

[onyx citrus]

If you are processing, fertilizing, or anything else, pumpkins are better.

[little vault]

One scarecrow two tiles diagonally inward next to each outermost sprinkler

[regal geyser]

i can't comprehend this statement.

[little vault]

And a normal scarecrow above the middle sprinkler

[little vault]

Too bad

[viscid cape]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[onyx citrus]

I didn’t know deluxe scarecrows were actually better.

[viscid cape]

I FELL ASLEEP WHILE WATERING 9 8 OF MY STRABBERRIES 😭

8*

[dusty ibex]

|| Deluxe scarecrows|| are a spoiler by the way

[little vault]

Are they

[dusty ibex]

Did you add speed gro to them

[viscid cape]

DANG IT

yup

[tight quarry]

Yea they’re end game shit

[viscid cape]

i did

[dusty ibex]

yes, because you need || access to the casino for it ||

[dusty ibex]

nooooooooo

[little vault]

Welp

No more ds’s in here

[dusty ibex]

okay i thibk you’ll lose some money but it’s ok soup

[viscid cape]

will those í make it to 3rd batch?

[little vault]

They never will

[dusty ibex]

I think the ones you missed, won’t

[little vault]

You can only get two without sg

[dense lintel]

why are your sprinklers so weirdly placed

[dusty ibex]

If you add speed gro they will

[dense lintel]

it doesn't even like look good

[viscid cape]

it was 10 pm i was panicking

[atomic ginkgo]

oh yea how can you see what lvl you have?

[dusty ibex]

#governors-mansion

[viscid cape]

its not meant to look good... for effiency

[atomic ginkgo]

i mean on discord

[eternal bramble]

Just... Cursed

[little vault]

Go to the channel

And use bot commands

[viscid cape]

can you guys stop making comments on my farm i didnt ask for critism or help/nm

[atomic ginkgo]

alright

[tight quarry]

Real

[little vault]

Yea like pika that was just plain mean

[eternal bramble]

And this is my fields👁️👄👁️

[viscid cape]

okay dude i did not ask id my farm looks aight or nah 😭

[little vault]

Yeah fr

[eternal bramble]

lol fr sory

[viscid cape]

if*, im still beginner trying to make money

[eternal bramble]

Btw what year are you in

[viscid cape]

second

[dusty ibex]

it’s ok you will be a pro gamer

[eternal bramble]

U should try sidewalks if u want to design farm

[little vault]

Favorite year

[little vault]

They just said they were trying to make money

[viscid cape]

yes im enjoying it, cuz i finished every farm bundle

[eternal bramble]

Second year was my fav too

[little vault]

Yeah seconds my favorite bc I can finally start optimizing sf well

[eternal bramble]

Less stress

[little vault]

More stress for me

[viscid cape]

i think i forgot to speed grow some strawberries lmao, i had 28 extra speed grows lemme go buy 30 again

[little vault]

Sg does nothing for strawberries I think

[viscid cape]

O

[little vault]

You need at least deluxe

[viscid cape]

oh well its fine even if i wasted the money x))

[little vault]

Don’t take my word for it tho

[eternal bramble]

I just spend my all second years winter yesterday to only re design my farm💀

[finite sky]

winter is so boring ive done that too hahah

lots of redesigning

[little vault]

Foolish child

[eternal bramble]

Yeah

[compact kelp]

I like year 2 cause I can finally start decorating and seeing the bigger picture of my farm it's rewarding

[dusty ibex]

ur wrong

[wide onyx]

Guys at what year did you finish the community center?

[dusty ibex]

regular speed gro on day 13 gives you an extra harvest

[finite sky]

i get sick of fishing and mining so quickly, probably because ive gone through like 50 saves

[little vault]

K I figured

[dusty ibex]

dsg also gives u 3 harvests

[little vault]

Yeah I knew one of them was bad

[viscid cape]

ill say 2 because this year i surely will, i just need to do all friendship bundles and one fishing bundle

[little vault]

50? I have doubts

[viscid cape]

i still need a tilapia...

[wide onyx]

Bruh i guess 3 or 4 with me

[compact kelp]

Probably 2. I'm just waiting for my pigs to grow up then I'll be set

[finite sky]

yeahh i always get sick of playing on one and start fresh hahah

[little vault]

Have you even gotten to year 2 in one of them

[wide onyx]

K second question

[finite sky]

ive only ever gotten to 4 so yess

[little vault]

Fastest or average?

[wide onyx]

Are you married yet?

[wide onyx]

Average

[eternal bramble]

I cant take screenshot of my farm cuz am mobile and dont know how

[little vault]

Year 2 Spring

[compact kelp]

Im not not but that's cause I'm having trouble making decisions lol

[little vault]

I only get married for casual runs

[wide onyx]

Click the power button with the volume low button

[keen eagle]

Played stardew so hard last night my energy was absolutely drained

[little vault]

A screenshot of the farm

[wide onyx]

Iam married actually

[little vault]

Not an iPhone screenshot 😂

[wide onyx]

[compact kelp]

Aw rip
It's just a process for me to get my screenshots to my phone cause I'm on switch

[little vault]

Ew

[eternal bramble]

Wat

[little vault]

Why her

[wide onyx]

Lol man iam android

[wide onyx]

Why not ?

[eternal bramble]

Im android too

[little vault]

That’s how you take a phone screenshot

[little vault]

She’s ugly and a druggy

[little vault]

Ignore it

It’s somewhere in the settings

[wide onyx]

I dont see that actually ....

[viscid cape]

actually speed grow is very useful i believe it will help my berries

[wide onyx]

And she is not druggy lol

[little vault]

How else do you think you got the magic cutscene

[little vault]

Explain the dream cutscene

[compact kelp]

I think Emily is cool ^^ I was considering going for her the very first time I played

[wide onyx]

Oh

[eternal bramble]

There screenshot button in setting but i cant found anythn in my files after took it

[wide onyx]

I guess that i saw that as a human player

[little vault]

What phone are you on

[wide onyx]

Not as a charcter

I mean my charcter didnt see this

[little vault]

I don’t understand

[wide onyx]

I mean

[eternal bramble]

Oppo a16

[little vault]

Then how’s ur character in the cutscene

[little vault]

No clue what that is

[wide onyx]

See

My as a real human saw it

[little vault]

Your character is in the cutscene

[wide onyx]

But my charcter didnt

[little vault]

And Emily sees the character

[viscid cape]

omigi i can marry sam 🐥🐤🐥🐤🐥

[wide onyx]

It is a dream

[little vault]

Yea

[wide onyx]

Lol

[eternal bramble]

Not sam

[little vault]

And your character sees it

[eternal bramble]

He is samson

[wide onyx]

Man

[compact kelp]

That's kinda how I interpretted the dream thing cutscene. I just think she meditates a lot and looks into her dream interpretations and all that

[little vault]

Thought that was obv

[wide onyx]

He didnt i did

[little vault]

He did

[wide onyx]

Dont get it ?

[shadow heron]

you can move your greenhouse?

[little vault]

What are you not getting

[wide onyx]

What how?

[little vault]

Robins

[eternal bramble]

Yes and can paint buildings

[little vault]

Your character interacts with Emily and Emily interacts with them

[shadow heron]

ik about painting buildings but not the greenhouse

[wide onyx]

Oooooooh

[little vault]

Finally

[wide onyx]

But wait

On 2 hearts

[eternal bramble]

Im having 40 fps cuz of my animals

[wide onyx]

?

[little vault]

Omg what

[wide onyx]

This cutscene is in 2hearts

[little vault]

Yeah

So

[wide onyx]

How do my charcter interacts with her with only 2 hearts?

[eternal bramble]

Bro emily acts like she wants to marry with me but im alr married

She keep trying to give me quests💀

[little vault]

Omg that’s not the point

[wide onyx]

If it was6 8 or 10i would belive this

[little vault]

I don’t care what you believe

[wide onyx]

Okay then

[little vault]

Hearts don’t really matter

[wide onyx]

Mmm. Ok

And u are not married huh?

[wide onyx]

Abigial does this with me

[teal vapor]

Emily's heart cutscenes in general are just weird

[eternal bramble]

Im married with abigail

[teal vapor]

idg why youre so shocked

[wide onyx]

Why

[little vault]

I am

[little vault]

Yeah fr she’s a druggy

[wide onyx]

Oh wow who t ?

[eternal bramble]

Lookatitlookatit

[little vault]

SEE
Drugs

[wide onyx]

Mui wah

[eternal bramble]

And her dressing is just weird

[compact kelp]

She's literally just meditating

[teal vapor]

🤨

[little vault]

Shane he’s the fastest to get

[wide onyx]

Okay that one is right

[little vault]

But in my casual run I married Leah

[wide onyx]

U r a girl?

[eternal bramble]

I want to marry with krobus

Guys what if i have 10 heart with krobus?

[little vault]

Um
That’s horribly insensitive

[wide onyx]

Wth krobus?

[grave latch]

She also gives you her drugs in another heart event

[eternal bramble]

Oh its spoiler sory

[little vault]

I’m a guy

[eternal bramble]

Forgot it

[wide onyx]

What ?

[eternal bramble]

Anyway i will play stardew now

[wide onyx]

What heart event

[grave latch]

The dance thing

[eternal bramble]

Cya

[atomic ginkgo]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[wide onyx]

That was drugs?

[little vault]

Yeah @wide onyx have you ever heard of lgbtq

[wide onyx]

Ah shi*

[grave latch]

I was joking

[little vault]

You can marry a same gender

[wide onyx]

I hate lgbtq

[little vault]

Excuse me?

[wide onyx]

What?

[little vault]

Ya can’t just say that

[wide onyx]

Lol why not

[little vault]

It’s rude
And lgbtq phobic

[viscid cape]

since so many people were mean to me about my farm enjoy the most pleasant looking part of my farm , i think its ok

i will decorate better when im done with working snd im rich

[little vault]

I thought ur farm was great

[wide onyx]

Ok but that changes if ur a muslimen

[little vault]

I don’t really care don’t go around spreading hate speech

[viscid cape]

thank you

[little vault]

Or you get banned 🤷

[viscid cape]

ehh???

[wide onyx]

Are u a mod?

[little vault]

I can call one

I will summon them

[wide onyx]

U mean hating lgbtq makes me banned

[compact kelp]

I like how the animals have their own little island it's cute ^^
Also don't get down on yourself about your farm. You do what works for you. I didn't see anything wrong with it it looked great :3

[hexed smelt]

It doesn't, really. You can't use your religion as an excuse for bigotry.

[grave latch]

where's your coop

[little vault]

Yeah

[viscid cape]

its (not) ok if ur homophobe, maybe not share it here

[wide onyx]

Lol goodbye

[little vault]

Exactly religion isn’t a valid excuse

[viscid cape]

THANKS I LOVE UR COMMENT and yes i gave them their own land :3

[little vault]

Thank god they’re leaving

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[queen phoenix]

Yippee!

[viscid cape]

this is true!

homophobia is hate, not supporting is okay if your religion says so. just be respectful and dont hate. your religion doesnt want you to hate too

[queen phoenix]

Yeah that guy is weird

[dusty ibex]

if u don’t have anything nice to say u can just say nothing

[viscid cape]

religion is biggest excuse for homophobia lmao its so misunderstood

[viscid cape]

thats so true.

[queen phoenix]

Right

[fringe hill]

hi

[burnt moat]

best way to get earth crystals? :D

[grave latch]

religions are made for making people happy, not to spread hate

[viscid cape]

[viscid cape]

level +15 caves have plenty

[weary dragon]

lol what happened here

[dusty ibex]

look around the low caves just reset until u find

[little vault]

Some jerk spreading hate speech

[burnt moat]

ty ty

[dim tulip]

Preeetty sure talking about religion can cause future trouble

[weary dragon]

dang

[burnt moat]

tyy

[viscid cape]

yup dont worry the topic has changed

[cobalt hare]

Help

[viscid cape]

pam dying from dehydration because i havent made a pale ale for her ;

[shadow heron]

I thought this server was meant for silly lil talks about a game

[viscid cape]

(its been a year)

[burnt moat]

i just gave her one rn BAHAH

[cobalt hare]

I can’t move around in my game it’s 2am I’m stuck near the shipping bin

[viscid cape]

it is, theres sometimes unpleasent people. like all the time

[weary dragon]

yeah ive found earth crystals from geodes but also from foraging in the mines

[weary dragon]

oh ?

[viscid cape]

poor you, u fell asleep

or ur game bugged

[shadow heron]

at least you're on your farm

so all you will lose is some money

[grave latch]

Lewis walking in the street without wearing underwear because i didn't give it to him (it's been 4 years):

[shadow heron]

no items thankfully

[viscid cape]

i still get billed 1000 being on my farm brah

[viscid cape]

LMFAOOO

[cobalt hare]

How do I wake up

[shadow heron]

that should be nothing for you

[cobalt hare]

I said something in tech support but I don’t understand

[viscid cape]

did it just freeze? if yes ur game got bugged. u fell asleep due tireness. u should see the money screen after that

[compact kelp]

I believe you should just go to the next day. Unless your game bugged out

[cobalt hare]

Awh man I got a bug

[viscid cape]

jodi starving her family because i didnt get her cauliflower for her family:

[cobalt hare]

What do I do now then I tried exiting and closing my tab doesn’t work

[viscid cape]

[hexed smelt]

They're made for controlling people, really.
Faith can make people happy, and is a natural and beautiful thing. Religion is a man-made construct for controlling the masses.
Faith unites. Religion divides.

[cobalt hare]

I got that quest lul

[keen eagle]

Nope we have spouse wars at least 3 times a day

[viscid cape]

sh sh sh before the chat turns into chaos

[weary dragon]

lmao

[hexed smelt]

As long as it's Chaotic Good. I lean that way myself. 🤣

[little vault]

And hate speech

[cobalt hare]

Noooooooooo I closed the tab and it resets everything

[dim tulip]

Marnie's cows dying of starvation because I didn't complete her quest

[cobalt hare]

I got unglitched but I had good stufff

☹️

[little vault]

Rip

[shadow heron]

rip

[viscid cape]

aww

[shadow heron]

pour one out for you bud

[little vault]

No

[keen eagle]

The town sending me quests I can’t decline because they think it’s okay to rely on a completely fresh person

[little vault]

No drinking

[shadow heron]

?

[little vault]

Nothing

[cobalt hare]

I’m sad

[little vault]

Just an inside joke

That nobody here understands 😭

[shadow heron]

oh lmao

[viscid cape]

putting jade into crystallium thingie was the best decision ive made

[shadow heron]

wait till you get a diamond

[little vault]

Yay good job
Baby’s first minmax

[viscid cape]

i use these jades to gift, easy because i get it everyday

[little vault]

Oh

[viscid cape]

i have like 20 in my chest

[little vault]

I thought you were gonna use them for staircases

[hexed smelt]

They just didn't get their dessert. They're fine. 😄

[little vault]

Best way of talking about starving animals ever

[viscid cape]

i will, || im not planning to go to calico until im done with cc, which will take long||

[little vault]

I see

[viscid cape]

since im mobile ||skull cavern|| will be painful for me, its the best that i prepare well before i step in

[keen eagle]

This is an interesting sentence

[dim tulip]

Technically, The Calico Desert isn't a spoiler location, since you can see it on the map since day one.

[viscid cape]

OOPS SORRY

[keen eagle]

AGHHHH

Your text is naked we’re all going to DIE

[viscid cape]

😭😭😭

some stardew pros when u play the game for fun and not make 629 zabillion g a day :

[hollow escarp]

||The fact you can go there and just about everything else about it is though||

[little vault]

^^

[grave badger]

Guys, how to unlock more hearts with characters

All are zero except two for me

[little vault]

Gifts

[dim tulip]

Gifting

[little vault]

Give them things they like
If you don’t know what to give people use the wiki

[grave badger]

Everyday

[dim tulip]

Or many other events that will happen during the year

[dim tulip]

The limit is two per week

[little vault]

You’re not gifting consistently enough then

[grave badger]

Me 1st time player

Mostly I just mine and call it a day

[little vault]

Well you just said everyday

[grave badger]

Oh, and I fish too

[dim tulip]

First starter I've seen that doesn't plant crops!

[keen eagle]

Also talk to them at events and in general

[hollow escarp]

Where is guide?

[little vault]

Probably not done yet

[hollow escarp]

Oh alright

[grave badger]

I do but that's not my main focus

[dim tulip]

Well, it's your main money maker

Are you watering them?

[cobalt hare]

What do I do with omni geodide

[hollow escarp]

Geodude

[little vault]

Crack it open

[hollow escarp]

Politely ask Clint to murder it

[little vault]

Or trade it

[little vault]

Best way of saying “Geode cracking” ever

[viscid cape]

wth i sold my wood acdidentallly again lmaoo

[dim tulip]

Reset the day

[grave badger]

Yea

[atomic ginkgo]

how long do the fruits in kegs take to become wine?

[dusty ibex]

6.25 daus

[dim tulip]

What are you planting?

[atomic ginkgo]

ty

[timber matrix]

is 100 staircases enough to get iridium to make more crystalariums

[storm terrace]

I have a very specific question: I want to propose to Emily on the flower dance, resulting in the marriage on her birthday. It almost sounds too good… will I be able to see her during the day of the flower dance…

Either before, or after

[dim tulip]

You can left them on the cask to age them and become more valuable

[grave badger]

Blueberries.
Imma in summer rigght now

[dim tulip]

You can't equip itens in festivals as far as I know

[storm terrace]

I know I was just thinking before or after the flower dance

It starts at 9 AM and you are free again at 10 PM

[dim tulip]

Ah yes, forgot about it

[atomic ginkgo]

ah okay need to find what a cask is tho

[dim tulip]

What your farm looks like?

[dim tulip]

It's a yellow barrel, you can craft it

[grave badger]

Bad.
I am bad at designing.
It's just 28 patches of dirt

With crops

[dim tulip]

Take a full screenshot of it

Are you on mobile?

[grave badger]

Yup

Gib me a sec

[dim tulip]

Correcting myself

[eternal bramble]

Hello

[storm terrace]

So technically the question could also be whether I can marry Emily on her birthday since that day is locked for the flower dance festival

[dim tulip]

This is a cask @atomic ginkgo

[cobalt hare]

I got alamite from the geodude what do I do with it

[dim tulip]

Donate it to the museum

[atomic ginkgo]

pretty easy to craft also

[dim tulip]

You can know which itens you can donate to the museum, careful tho! Some itens are best to hold them for a while @cobalt hare

[dim tulip]

This is a keg

[eternal bramble]

I love keg

Its life saver

[dim tulip]

To do wine you need kegs, casks only work specifically for aging

[grave badger]

@dim tulip I can't post the ss

[viscid cape]

idk if anyone uses farm computer but i do, its very useful imo

[eternal bramble]

I lov keg

[dim tulip]

#images-and-memes

[cobalt hare]

Ok thank u

[viscid cape]

deluxe coop hit hard i do lot money

i need deluxe barn

is clay useful on something really good

if not im selling 65 clay i have

[dim tulip]

You can do silos

[viscid cape]

aye i learned how to make garden pots

[viscid cape]

i alr got two, do i need more?

[eternal bramble]

How do i make massive crops

[strong scarab]

You can make as many as you want to make but I typically have like 5 of them since I don't like refilling them often

I just buy a bunch of hay once in a while and dump it all into the silos

[viscid cape]

place them 3x3, works only with melon 🍈 pumpkin🎃 and cauliflowers

[shadow heron]

but it's rare for it to happen

saw a dude recently here who showed a melon farm with a shit ton of them and only 2 popped up

[dim tulip]

@grave badger yo do you cut the grass? Is yes, you shouldn't, your animals can eat it if you let them out

Letting the animals out will increase their friendship and they will eat the grass, so you don't bother with hay

[grave badger]

I don't have animals

Should I buy any

[shadow heron]

do you have a coop or barn?

if so yes

[grave badger]

Coop

[shadow heron]

you should buy animals

[cobalt hare]

How do I find a partner for the flower dance

[grave badger]

Which one

[shadow heron]

you'd only have access to chickens

so get the chickens

they arent that expensive only 800gp

[dim tulip]

Any marriable character

[grave badger]

https://tenor.com/view/crycat-crying-cat-crying-cat-thumbs-up-thumbs-up-ok-gif-22851318

[dim tulip]

But you must have at least 4 hearts with them

[cobalt hare]

The one that says single?

[dim tulip]

Yep

[cobalt hare]

How do I give them 4 hearts they don’t want anything from me

They say blegh

[grave badger]

Which items we should hold on

[dim tulip]

Look at their wiki page

It has a detailed guide of preferred gifts

[viscid cape]

can i get a purple mushroom from my farm mushroom cave

also how do i get cloth out of wool?