stardew-valley

[restive heath]

why pain?

[neon zinc]

too late

[cobalt hare]

Good job! I have yet to finish

[dusty ibex]

[teal vapor]

[upper pasture]

[restive heath]

is joja membership worth it?

[neon zinc]

no

[teal vapor]

no

[cobalt hare]

No

[upper pasture]

Yes

[teal vapor]

[restive heath]

ok because like farming for all the community stuff was getting on my nerves

[neon zinc]

it literally only makes 1 item easier to get

[upper pasture]

For the achievement ofc

[clever spire]

u can complete joja very quickly

[cobalt hare]

Believe me, I've done it

[upper pasture]

And for speed runs yes

[clever spire]

like by summer quickly

[little vault]

It is one of those days

[little vault]

Yes absolutely

[neon zinc]

well yes its easier and quicker but more depressing and boring

[little vault]

JOJA IS BETTER

[upper pasture]

Well ye

[cobalt hare]

Yeah. But then you support Morris

[restive heath]

I can understand that

[little vault]

Faster

[upper pasture]

But speedrunning is fun sometimes

[little vault]

Sometimes?

All the time

[restive heath]

but pierre also kinda seems to be mr.crabs

[upper pasture]

Sometimes its stressful

[cobalt hare]

True

[teal vapor]

pierre isnt bad if you never sell anything to him

[little vault]

Sometimes?
All.
The.
Time.

[teal vapor]

[cobalt hare]

Neither are great

[upper pasture]

LMAO

[restive heath]

any iridum farming tips?

[little vault]

Valid

[upper pasture]

Loftea rrly likes suffering wow

[restive heath]

I need those sprinklers for my greenhouse

[little vault]

Go to sc, get much iridium

[teal vapor]

shipping bin op

[neon zinc]

staircases. a lot of staircases

[teal vapor]

shipping bin my beloved

[restive heath]

I always die at sc

[upper pasture]

Spoil pls

[restive heath]

and I dont have enough stone

[upper pasture]

Guess spoil omfg 💀

[teal vapor]

have you watched videos on how to prepare for it

[little vault]

How do you think i got 236mil in two years

A lot of blood, sweat, tears, blood, other bodily fluids, and blood was put into that run

[upper pasture]

Wow

[teal vapor]

the videoe are very helpful

[little vault]

It’s not a spoiler

[upper pasture]

It litteraly is

[little vault]

The cc tells you it exists

[odd oasis]

How to switch to first person mode

[restive heath]

staircases are expensive

[little vault]

Alt f4

[teal vapor]

"sc" alone isnt a spoiler if you dont know what its an abbreviation for

[upper pasture]

Don't argue w me argue with the mods

[little vault]

Where da mods at

[upper pasture]

@ mods

[tender yacht]

Lol this argument again 😂

[neon zinc]

irdium is pre-bundle technically

[little vault]

Fr 💀

[odd oasis]

Funny, the second I show up in the chat you guys call the police (mods) what a coincidence

[upper pasture]

I'm just f' ing with yah idc

[little vault]

Bro really wants to call the mods

[upper pasture]

YALL DONT KNOW HOW TO JOKE DAMN

[little vault]

[teal vapor]

tru shit i got iridium ore out of my very first omni geode on this new save

[neon zinc]

since you can see the upgrades when you have gold tools, and you can get the ore from geodes

[restive heath]

ancient fruits are op, arent they?

[upper pasture]

Yes

[odd oasis]

I've gotten 7 people in this channel banned for misconduct

[little vault]

Now they’re using this excuse to cover up bc they know they’re in the wrong

[teal vapor]

dude im p sure like half of the users here are some form of neurodivergent we cant fuckin tell when youre joking

[little vault]

Nice 👍

[upper pasture]

Ok I'm not but 💀

[dusty ibex]

i like speedrunning away from yo ugly ass face

[little vault]

Ok you are but 💀

[upper pasture]

Read the rules dumbass

[upper pasture]

STFU U GINGER BRIT

[dusty ibex]

wait panda who are u fighting

[neon zinc]

I like speedrunning receiving a hate crime. Im in america so its pretty quick

[upper pasture]

Not my fault if u don't wanna admit it

[clever spire]

that’s kc idiottttt

[dusty ibex]

if kc why have panda in name?

[upper pasture]

HE KNOWS

[teal vapor]

😭😭

[little vault]

Huh what am i admitting

[restive heath]

briisch

[dusty ibex]

ITS PANDA

[clever spire]

💀💀💀💀💀

[upper pasture]

That u wrong smh

[little vault]

What can you just not argue

[teal vapor]

ok can yall like take this to ur gc or something its annoying

[upper pasture]

💀💀💀

[neon zinc]

fr

[upper pasture]

No argueojg is fun

[restive heath]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-meme-gif-23983860

[wispy ice]

yo, this game is amazing bro

[clever spire]

take what to dms

[little vault]

Like you said you were right, then said that we couldn’t take a joke, and now ur right back to defending yourself

I dont really understand

[neon zinc]

remember this is a server for a cute farming sim lol

[clever spire]

too much is happening rn

[little vault]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[neon zinc]

its not that important or worth the energy to argue

[upper pasture]

U do spoiler it but I was saying idc, doesn't mean I'm wrong

[dusty ibex]

💀 @ mods is kinda obviously a joke

[teal vapor]

why talk about the game when you can pointlessly argue

[upper pasture]

See

[little vault]

If you dont care then stop arguing
Case closed

[upper pasture]

Ok? 💀

[neon zinc]

I love arguing with strangers on the internet for no reason

[clever spire]

💀💀💀💀💀

[upper pasture]

See fr

[little vault]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[clever spire]

i think that was sarcasm

[restive heath]

haha

[dusty ibex]

taking it to dms yall be dming ppl u dont like??

[teal vapor]

ok do i just. get rid of some crops and take the L or should i jusy wait

[little vault]

Hey wait a minute why does that have penis in it

[upper pasture]

Yeah U

[restive heath]

dont know

[odd oasis]

Same

[dusty ibex]

[upper pasture]

<3

[teal vapor]

[restive heath]

its a dancing stickman

[neon zinc]

it was, for clarity

[teal vapor]

i do have a rainy day rn i think id have to check my game

[clever spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/824271677151903784.gif?v=1

[little vault]

K ima go indulge in some life-ery

[odd oasis]

Why do people keep yelling right foot creep

[upper pasture]

Ok wtf

[teal vapor]

so im thinkin ill wait

[dusty ibex]

bruv WTF

[neon zinc]

depends- you gotta decide if taking the hit in the wallet is worth setting up the sprinklers

[little vault]

I’m just stating the facts

[teal vapor]

yeah i need money so...

[dusty ibex]

i clicked it its a

[neon zinc]

then id wait

[teal vapor]

ill just set up sprinklers outside of the plants and wait for what ive got to grow then ill finally account for the sprinklers

[neon zinc]

sounds like a plan

[odd oasis]

One of my patients was doing the fortnite default emote in the lobby

[wintry snow]

No. And enjoy the time out

[clever spire]

omg

[upper pasture]

LMAO

[neon zinc]

yeah I saw that coming

[upper pasture]

W Jay appearance

[wintry snow]

Dot, you're making me confuse you for dots

[upper pasture]

Om see fr

[odd oasis]

They said the n word?

[neon zinc]

[upper pasture]

I was like no way she got demoted

[neon zinc]

dont mess with the mods

[clever spire]

[upper pasture]

Lucy

[neon zinc]

im sorryyyy

[upper pasture]

Can u make me food

[neon zinc]

I can change my name if its an issue, I dont mind

[dusty ibex]

@covert crag @neon zinc ok u guys are now legally required to have a fight to the death

[clever spire]

no bcz i am currently starving

[little vault]

Wait who

[upper pasture]

Ayo no its ok wtf

[neon zinc]

I have arthritis and organ damage I would lose lol

[teal vapor]

the person who jay replied to sent a sus gif

[little vault]

Woahwoahwoah

[clever spire]

this is why villagers don’t have embed perms

[teal vapor]

lmao

[little vault]

The only sus gif i wanna see is of an impostor

[neon zinc]

but like fr I can change my server nickname if you need me to

[dusty ibex]

ur fine probably

[teal vapor]

nah dot ur good

[upper pasture]

Dots u good bro

[clever spire]

kc u have the wildest typos

[wintry snow]

I gotta dancing stickmen in here, someone trying to post a speech in music bot. Can't I have a nice day?

[upper pasture]

Wb f advertising do u mean

I

[clever spire]

🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

[upper pasture]

Whatever do u mean

[neon zinc]

what if I...

[dusty ibex]

and then u come into new farmers and u see kc's ugly ahhh in here /j im sorry u have to deal with all dat

[upper pasture]

WOW

[clever spire]

then u come in here and need to babysit vil smh smh

[neon zinc]

does this help Jay?

[upper pasture]

Vil sometimes I forget ur a grown ass adult

[wintry snow]

It does, thank you

[dusty ibex]

bruv

[neon zinc]

doenst change my name but maybe the pronouns can help me stand out

[teal vapor]

lmao dot nice bio

[neon zinc]

no problem :3

[dusty ibex]

i am fully mature and lit like dat that

[upper pasture]

Nah man

U. A BABY

[neon zinc]

My joints act like im 60 so I think that means I have the wisdom of a 60 yo right

[dusty ibex]

ok but ur da baby

[neon zinc]

arthritis at 19 means im wise right

[upper pasture]

Sure, ig that makes us both old

[teal vapor]

wtf ur 19

i feel old

[neon zinc]

how old did you think I was

[upper pasture]

Oh

If 19 is young-

[teal vapor]

like mid 20s idk

[clever spire]

i can’t b the oldest in chat rn

[teal vapor]

i need to stop assumint strangers on discord are my age or older

[neon zinc]

also yeah no I just actually have arthritis like fr

[dusty ibex]

ok lucy im older than u

[upper pasture]

Lucy ur always the oldest until Dave comes

[clever spire]

oh u riiiight

[teal vapor]

how old is lucy

[upper pasture]

75

[dusty ibex]

by like 2 months?

[clever spire]

yeah

L vil old

[upper pasture]

Ong

[dusty ibex]

WTF

[teal vapor]

oh lol ur only 20

[upper pasture]

ONLY?

HOW OLD R U

[dusty ibex]

im not old omg

[teal vapor]

im 22

[clever spire]

oh shit

[upper pasture]

Oh

[clever spire]

ok nvm vil ur not old anymore

[upper pasture]

I'm an actual child here wtf

[teal vapor]

i turn 23 in july

[last wigeon]

You are

[clever spire]

HA old L

[last wigeon]

Tho I am 17

[upper pasture]

AYEE SAME

[wintry snow]

....

I'm 24

[upper pasture]

Jay it's ok ur young to us

[tight pumice]

where else can you get wheat?

[last wigeon]

Jay we are off topic right?

[teal vapor]

oh thank fuck im not the oldest in here rn

[wintry snow]

Marnies! Or by cutting grass after getting a silo

[neon zinc]

I am 19 but I have crohns disease so lets call itttt 39

[wintry snow]

Or wait .. wheat

...

Not hay

[last wigeon]

Crohns??

[upper pasture]

That's hay girly

[neon zinc]

yea

[last wigeon]

Explain

[dusty ibex]

GRANDMA

[tight pumice]

oh my mad

[dusty ibex]

[tight pumice]

yeah hay

[clever spire]

jay old L

[wintry snow]

Wheat seeds from Pierre's!

[earnest harbor]

Positively ancient

[dusty ibex]

jay do you want a walking stick for your birthday

[upper pasture]

Yo Grandma's 4 years older than u? That's bad

[dusty ibex]

[teal vapor]

24 aint even that old....

[clever spire]

jay can mods tell how many times i use the / level command

[slow yew]

💀

[earnest harbor]

Or a walker

[wintry snow]

I'm 25 in May and you are all off-topic now and bullying me so

[dusty ibex]

😭😭😭

[dusty ibex]

[last wigeon]

I dont bully you
I feel proud

[tight pumice]

are there no other alternatives?

[earnest harbor]

sips vil ale

[neon zinc]

Its a chronic (permeant) disease that causes inflammation in the intestines- which causes damage to the intestinal walls and pain. This makes them not able to absorb nutrients as well. It also causes an inflammatory response in other parts of the body, causing arthritis

[upper pasture]

Why does Jay actually remind me of Evelyn tho she's so nice

[wintry snow]

JojaMart, or Night Market, Travelling Cart

[teal vapor]

ok dude what are you actually asking about hay or wheat

[tight pumice]

gottcha! thanks

[last wigeon]

I didn't get anything but oh no I think that's a bad disease

I have fmf

[fallow gyro]

also a chance to get hay from harvesting wheat

[neon zinc]

tldr; BIG pain in belly and arthritis. But soon I'll get a shot once a month thats meant to help a lot

[last wigeon]

Ohh

[teal vapor]

hopefully it does!

[last wigeon]

I cant walk sometimes because of fmf

[upper pasture]

Damn that must be terrible we with u homie just beat that pain up like u would beat vil up

[neon zinc]

this kind of arthritis should be fully treatable and not damage my joints

[earnest harbor]

takes another sip of vil ale

[last wigeon]

Yeyy

[upper pasture]

How's the ginger goin

[neon zinc]

theres about an 90% chance im in significant pain if im talking here (which I is)

[earnest harbor]

Ehh it’s decent

[neon zinc]

youd be shocked how use to it you get tho

[last wigeon]

Anybody not asking what is fmf??

[upper pasture]

Understandable

[earnest harbor]

I don’t actually have any vil ale but now I want some

[slow yew]

vil ale is just ginger ale

[earnest harbor]

That’s the joke

[upper pasture]

Exactl6

[last wigeon]

Jay

[teal vapor]

i just looked up fmf, id never heard of it before now

[slow yew]

Well I'm dumb

[last wigeon]

Doopa

[upper pasture]

Ginger pee ale

[clever spire]

kieran explaining the obvious joke

[earnest harbor]

Except this looks better than vil does

[hollow escarp]

Friday Morning Funkin’?

[last wigeon]

Cus it a Medeterranian disease

[opaque hemlock]

Whay do yall think I harder , getting perfection or beating journey of the prarie king?

[last wigeon]

Fuck you

[hollow escarp]

Perfection

[slow yew]

Your acting like you haven't don't that before

[clever spire]

spoiler

[upper pasture]

Pk this isn't seasoned

Oopesi

[earnest harbor]

Option C. Junimokart

[clever spire]

i have never explained a joke in my life i jsut take the L if no one understood

[neon zinc]

fmf is a genetic disorder that causes autoinflammatory stuff (if I remember correctly)

[slow yew]

i was trying to make a joke when they'd made the joke

[neon zinc]

I aced some medical classes lol

[earnest harbor]

What, vil ale?

I made that joke weeks ago and yesterday

[slow yew]

I'll never explain a joke in my life

[slow yew]

Yeh I wasn't there silly

[upper pasture]

L

Colle kid

[slow yew]

No life kc

[upper pasture]

I HAVE A LIFE

[earnest harbor]

@slow yew but you did explain the joke so you fail

[slow yew]

Nooo

[upper pasture]

U didn't friend Lenin right

[clever spire]

🇱

[slow yew]

Never

[upper pasture]

Good

[clever spire]

[upper pasture]

[earnest harbor]

The cats are invading

[upper pasture]

Ongg

Lucy change ur pfp

[earnest harbor]

Meow meow bitches

[slow yew]

breh

[upper pasture]

Bro we took over new farmers

[clever spire]

ok

[upper pasture]

Now we got seasoned and new

[clever spire]

[upper pasture]

AYEEE

[slow yew]

Ayee w

[earnest harbor]

WOOOO

[vestal vine]

Hello

[slow yew]

Hey

[earnest harbor]

It’s new cats now

[earnest harbor]

Ayup

[vestal vine]

How are yall doing?

[upper pasture]

Good hru

[earnest harbor]

Fine hru

[vestal vine]

Fine hru

And idk

[earnest harbor]

An instrument?

Like what?

[sour depot]

hi

[vestal vine]

Piano or guitar

[earnest harbor]

Ayup

[earnest harbor]

Ooo

[vestal vine]

Hi

[sour depot]

how's it going lads

[earnest harbor]

Good hru

[sour depot]

good 😊 , bit confused cuz of clg exams

[vestal vine]

Ohh i feel ya

[sour depot]

yea, prof doesn't teach shit

and expect to do everything on time

[vestal vine]

Yeah That’s THE WORST

[earnest harbor]

What are clg exams?

[sour depot]

where u go and sit for 3 hrs just to bs in some papers and expect yourself to pas cuz u need "degree"

[earnest harbor]

Ah

[vestal vine]

Ah yes the pain of writing an exam

[earnest harbor]

I get to take an AP test in May so… yay…

I get to experience that, wooo

[vestal vine]

Good luck

[earnest harbor]

Thanks

[sour depot]

good luck 🤞

[earnest harbor]

Thanks

[iron gust]

Hello my little stardrops

[native solar]

[vestal vine]

Anywas i think im gonna go play stardew

See ya

[sour depot]

sure

[native solar]

Take care person

Anyways, guys I gave birth to an alien

Now he stalks me

Every night

I love his company

[sour depot]

wow make sure he doesn't start to hate u

u speak German btw, I'm learning it too

[eternal bramble]

Hello

[sour depot]

hi

[neon zinc]

I had an AP test that was legally deemed an unfair test afterwards. I didnt pass it

never got a redo or refund

[vestal vine]

Well that’s good at least

[sour depot]

sed

[frail minnow]

I fixed the bus

[neon zinc]

collegeboard was fined 59 million for it

[native solar]

Indeed talk to me if ever you need help or practice in all honesty I haven't been using it much

I always willing to be a helpful little Per Vert

[neon zinc]

My friend got fluent in German stayed in Frankfort for a month

[sour depot]

jaja, danke. I'm on beginner level on Duolingo.

[vestal vine]

That’s so nice the only thing I know how to say in german is dog lol

[native solar]

Ah Hund

[iron gust]

I can say bread and water

[native solar]

Kein problem, Good luck on your journey!

[cobalt hare]

good job

[sour depot]

wow, i guess after all staying with native speakers is best strategy to learn it quickly

[native solar]

Brot und Wasser

[iron gust]

Yep

[vestal vine]

Truee

[sour depot]

danke, auf wiedersehen

[sour depot]

ja kaffe bitte😀

[vestal vine]

The only thing I understand is danke lol

[native solar]

Tschuss

[sour depot]

haha, it means thanks and goodbye

[native solar]

Ah haha Ich liebe tee und wein

[neon zinc]

well no he learned it before he went

[native solar]

Anyways back to english

[neon zinc]

he learned it for the trip actually

[native solar]

Don't want to get killed by mods

[iron gust]

I'm learning Spanish

[vestal vine]

Me too

[sour depot]

nett ,sehr cool

[native solar]

Oh I guess well talk to me if ever you need help

[sour depot]

ohh well this changes my assumption 😔

[native solar]

Or just practice

[vestal vine]

You speak spanish as well?

[upper pasture]

Ok I have no clue why but I read that ad my dog

[native solar]

It's all in my bio, but yes indeed I do haha

[vestal vine]

Wow

[native solar]

Speaking multiple languages usually help ease tensions when talking to people of other nationalities

Since speaking their native language will make them feel at home

[sour depot]

true, woher kommst du?

[vestal vine]

Yeah but how do you have time for all of that?

[cobalt hare]

english please and thank you all also, this conversation is off topic, if you'd like to continue there's two off-topic channels (#town-square & #adventurers-guild)

[native solar]

Dropped out of High school so for a bit of my life, I had quite all the time I wanted

[native solar]

Sorry lemon grab

[modern dock]

Well the seasoned chat is talkin bout headcanons so imma come here

Will a coop filled with Dino’s and Rabbits make a ton of profit? Or is that not as smart?

[fringe girder]

I've just gotten to the dark part of the mines and i was wondering if there's anything i can get that gives me constant light around me or where I'm facing?

[modern dock]

Light Ring

[vestal vine]

Nice I’m surprised you had the motivation to lern all of those languages lol

[cobalt hare]

i believe the most profitable coop animal is a regular chicken (other than spoiler), but you can sell dino mayo and wool/cloth from rabbits for decent cash i'm sure

[cobalt hare]

you should unlock the recipe for a glowstone ring at some point i believe (can't remember the exact level)

[native solar]

Well I dropped out of highschool not to slack off I kinda just wanted to get out of the narrow minded education system, but thank you!

[modern dock]

Are rabbits even worth it tho? I got a foot from the skull cavern so I don’t really need it

[native solar]

Oh by the way guys, for the pigs

[cobalt hare]

it's mining 4, I just checked

[native solar]

Do I need to let em out or do they just naturally get truffles

Even whilst inside the barn

[fringe girder]

Okay and before that it's just torches for light?

[cobalt hare]

they are great for raising friendship and they're adorable. you gotta decide for yourself if they're worth it

[cobalt hare]

you need to let them out

[neon zinc]

rabbits feet are universal love expect for penny I believe

so its good for that too

[cobalt hare]

pretty much, yes. you might find a ring in the mines (as loot) but there's no guarantee

[modern dock]

Gampis, you can also get a light ring from the barrels and boxes that you get in certain levels also from killing certain monsters

Oop

[neon zinc]

yeah theres no downside to always leaving the barn/coop door open so just leave it open

[cobalt hare]

seconded

[modern dock]

One downside to that tho, don’t accidentally lock your animals outside 💀 there’s a chance it’ll “disappear”

[cobalt hare]

you can't lock them out if the door is always open

[neon zinc]

yea exactly

[modern dock]

😭

[native solar]

I realized the thing in the middle of town looks like an among us crewmate

[modern dock]

I-💀💀💀

[neon zinc]

the what

[bold finch]

does the ||auto petter|| mean that I don’t have to do it myself anymore?

or is it not enough?

[neon zinc]

it only maintains happiness, not raise it

[bold finch]

oh okay thanks!

[clever spire]

it can raise

[tame locust]

Hey how do I unlock the bigger shed?

[neon zinc]

it cannot, Ive checked the wiki

it only maintains

[clever spire]

what part cuz i did too

[neon zinc]

ohhh its half the gain

[velvet forum]

Carpenter shop

[tame locust]

@clever spire she's right I've seen it too it only maintains happiness

@velvet forum well yeah but I don't see it

[clever spire]

no they’re not

[neon zinc]

"The Auto-Petter will prevent animals from losing Friendship or Mood due to lack of petting and animals will gain approximately the same Mood boost compared to manually petting. However, they will only gain approximately half the normal Friendship points from petting this way. Both the Mood boost and Friendship boost from the Auto-Petter stack with regular pettings from the player, so the Auto-Petter can be used to reach maximum Friendship & Mood faster than normal. "

also its "she/her" please

[hollow escarp]

Autopetters are amazing

[velvet forum]

If you have a regular shed, there will be a big shed upgrade on the buildings list

[neon zinc]

but yes it does raise it, but not by much

[clever spire]

mhm

[cobalt hare]

How do you get the autopetter?

[hollow escarp]

Once you have Autopetters you can basically just fill silos and ignore your animals until the silos start to run dry

[neon zinc]

||skull cavern chests||

[hollow escarp]

||Skull Cavern Chests||

[tame locust]

@velvet forum oh alright thanks 👍 didn't know I had to upgrade and didn't want to but a small one lol

[cobalt hare]

Thanks lol. I'll figure it out eventually

[hollow escarp]

Post-CC/Joja content

[tame locust]

Joja

[native solar]

When I divorce a spouse do I keep the child

[neon zinc]

ok ok

[native solar]

Noice

[brisk stone]

yes you do

[cobalt hare]

Yes

[tame locust]

Best spouse?

[valid sleet]

haley

[hollow escarp]

Leah has the most space for Kegs

[tame locust]

Nah Leah

[velvet forum]

Harvey

[tame locust]

W

[hollow escarp]

W as in “what” or “win”?

[cobalt hare]

Leah or Haley

[cobalt hare]

win

[velvet forum]

Krobus > marriage tho

[cobalt hare]

Sorry. You weren't asking me that

[tame locust]

@velvet forum fr? I want both

[velvet forum]

Need a mod for that

[hollow escarp]

It’s fine lol

[brisk stone]

oh no we're gonna start the spouse wars again

depends on you completely. to each their own

but i say ELLIOTT

[eternal bramble]

Cant i marry with krobus

Whyyyyyyyy

[neon zinc]

And you can't marry krobus

Saddage

[cobalt hare]

Elliott is also great

[brisk stone]

you kind of can but its just him being your friend and moving in with you

[brisk stone]

so real im happy you are backing me up

[hollow escarp]

I wish we could marry spouses to each other in-game

[neon zinc]

He meant you can't marry someone while krobus is moved in with you

[hollow escarp]

Let our ships become in-game realities!

Haley + Shane

[neon zinc]

Tbh I wish krobus could be a roommate even if you have a spouse, that'd be cool

[clever spire]

marlon x lucy

[neon zinc]

Maybe in 1.16 but I doubt it

[cobalt hare]

That would be

[brisk stone]

oh im sorry i misunderstood

[neon zinc]

No worries

[cobalt hare]

lol

[brisk stone]

WHOA WAIT. HAHAHA i have never thought of this but why though? i want to hear moreee

[native solar]

Does krobus sleep in the same bed as me

[neon zinc]

No :(

[cobalt hare]

Why is it you like Marlon so much?

[brisk stone]

krobus keeps a respectful distance

a true gigachad

[neon zinc]

I don't think he needs to sleep

[cobalt hare]

He doesn't sleep

[brisk stone]

marlon is the perfect man fr fr

[clever spire]

he’s the hottest npc in game

[hollow escarp]

Does Krobus even have the ability for intimate relations?

[cobalt hare]

Ok. Good reason

[hollow escarp]

Shadow people reproduce via Mitosis for all we know

[dense lintel]

there are a seemingly infinite amount of shadow creatures in the mines so I am guessing they can at least reproduce

[summer trellis]

isn't kale quite good year 1?
why does no one seemingly buy it

[native solar]

Well then call me Mitosis then

[brisk stone]

thats a really good question so now im going to end up overthinking about it before bed

[hollow escarp]

Obviously they can reproduce, we just don’t know how

[brisk stone]

what do you mean by no one?

[hollow escarp]

It is good, and it’s the preferred crop for Speedrunners

[brisk stone]

BRO

[dense lintel]

idk but I'm guessing it has something to do with other crops being better for money ig idk

[summer trellis]

idk
I just haven't seen it bought a lot in youtube videos maybe Im just dumb

[hollow escarp]

People buy it. It’s very good for experience

Kale is also strictly better than potatoes at a high farming level

[brisk stone]

ohh
well.. might be because kale is pretty expensive at the start

early game, it was hard for me to actually buy kale.

[summer trellis]

its cheaper than cauliflower

[brisk stone]

mhm, but i also sort of heavily relied on mixed seeds for the cauliflower lol

oh the urge to infodump is so strong

[native solar]

[hollow escarp]

Don’t tell me you completed the quality crops bundle with mixed seeds…

[brisk stone]

😄

I think I did before

I forgot which specific crops i put in. corn and parsnip i definitely remember, but i cant remember the last one

[eternal bramble]

Uhh who is abby

[surreal jungle]

how can one stay motivated at playing this game, like continuing one save file

[native solar]

Mods

It helps with customization

And extra content

[eternal bramble]

Oh its abigial

Abigial💀

[native solar]

Stardew Expanded, Ridgeside Village is the best to start with, and cosmetic mods you can find lots of em online

Youtube videos showing really good ones

Can make stardew look absolutely like a different game

And some mods that just make your life easier

Like UI Info Suite

[surreal jungle]

But you cant get mods on the switch right?

[native solar]

Oh you're on switch

I mean you can if your switch is an old model

And you haven't updated it in a while

[surreal jungle]

Its not : |

[native solar]

Ah... Well then nope

[clever spire]

u have to mod ur switch

which i would not recommend

[native solar]

There was a new fancy thing that could mod newer switches but I'm not too educated on it yet to recommend it

[bold finch]

yall I fixed the ||ginger island ship|| and it told me itll get fixed overnight but the next day it was still lookin fucked

fixed as in put the material

[clever spire]

that’s a spoiler in this channel

[storm gazelle]

you can

[clever spire]

u can talk all about it in seasoned

[bold finch]

yea I put the spoiler thing

[storm gazelle]

the firmware version is irrelevant

[mossy bison]

Hey! Any tips or ideas for a farm layout? I haven’t started working on mine yet

[clever spire]

no even with a spoiler tag

[storm gazelle]

you have to put the "not sending it" thing

[clever spire]

no discussion at all of post cc/joja here

[bold finch]

no need to be passive aggressive

I’ll ask about it there thanks

[clever spire]

[surreal jungle]

hmm but will it make the game laggy on switch?

[storm gazelle]

nop

[atomic ginkgo]

what do you guys think of mods?

[clever spire]

can u access the eshop?

[tall lava]

Mods good

The ones that keep track of the characters on the players map is good

[storm gazelle]

yeah

[tall lava]

Theres also one that tells you what the villagers like and dislike

[atomic ginkgo]

if it's my first playthrough (i have around 4 hours in) should i start a new modded playthrough?

[storm gazelle]

(that's vanilla)

[clever spire]

look up anything mod

[tall lava]

That mod

[clever spire]

very useful

[tall lava]

Where u hover over the villager in relatipnships or calendar and it says what they like

[storm gazelle]

(assuming you aren't already banned and are on sysmmc/stock)

[fresh arrow]

Hi

[eternal bramble]

Where is abigail's 8 heart event

Tell me

[fresh arrow]

someone to play with me?

[storm gazelle]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[fresh arrow]

A thank

Ah, my English is not very good, I'm only Portuguese, I don't think this is the best place...

[orchid burrow]

Good luck my friend I've had 0 luck finding anyone to play

[cobalt hare]

Pierre's when Abigail is there, from 8pm to 10pm

[atomic ginkgo]

is it worth to get sdv expanded for a first playthrough?

or would it be too overwhelming

[clever spire]

no

if you’ve never played the game b4 sve is not for u

[atomic ginkgo]

okay okay

[clever spire]

it’s like

learning how to swim by

jumping off a boat

into the ocean

[atomic ginkgo]

oh so that overwhelming

got it

[orchid burrow]

What u mean by expanded

[atomic ginkgo]

it's a mod

a big one from what i've seen

[clever spire]

!sve

[novel thistle]

Stardew Valley Expanded (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3753) is a mod which adds a lot of new content and areas to the game. It has many dependencies, so be sure to follow the install guide which is on the github wiki along with FAQs and troubleshooting steps for common issues: https://github.com/FlashShifter/StardewValleyExpanded/wiki

[orchid burrow]

Ah makes since idk what it is since I'm a switch gamer

[clever spire]

plus sve changes up the base game

like not just adds things but changes things too

like how a player enters the sewers

how the town is

[atomic ginkgo]

i don't even know how to get there yet lol

[clever spire]

ez pz

just donate 60 items to the museum

[atomic ginkgo]

oh i see

[wintry sage]

what can you turn sweet gem berries into

[cobalt hare]

Do you know what a sweet gem berries purpose is?

[native solar]

What are rabbits good for

[clever spire]

nothing

[supple heron]

they drop their feet and its a loved gift

[wintry sage]

not even jam?

[clever spire]

nope

[cobalt hare]

Wool and rabbit's feet and adorableness

[wintry sage]

what to use it for

[native solar]

They drop their feet

[clever spire]

can’t process sgb

[native solar]

Ah I see, don't the sheeps already do that

[clever spire]

that’s y they suck fr

[native solar]

And I have everybody to max affection

[supple heron]

does someone have experience with stardew predictor?

[native solar]

So I don't think I need em

[cobalt hare]

Sheep give you wool

[clever spire]

yes

[native solar]

Yeah you just told me they give me wool

[pseudo bramble]

If I buy 4 ducks and then upgrade the Coop, will the ducks produce for me while the Coop is upgrading?

[clever spire]

rabbits drop wool too

[bold finch]

just to confirm, the worst thing that can happen from passing out from exhaustion is I lose 1000g right?

[cobalt hare]

Unless you want a really helpful item, don't get rabbits

[native solar]

And I don't need a rabbits foot as I have max affection with everyone except the marriage candidates because can't reach star until marriage

[clever spire]

yes

[pseudo bramble]

Oke thanks

[dusty ibex]

quack quack

[supple heron]

yippie, so basically i dont kno if youre that experienced but i have an issue with uploading the file. When i try to search for the file manually it says that theres nothing with that name or that the path doesnt exist 😔 idk what to dooo

[clever spire]

bark bark

[cobalt hare]

You NEED the rabbit's foot for something else, tho

[dusty ibex]

even if u a pro player sve is not for u cuz SVE SUCKS

[clever spire]

r u on mac or windows

[supple heron]

you can buy it tho

[supple heron]

windows

[clever spire]

i can’t help u if ur on mac

[supple heron]

im not rich 😔

[clever spire]

ok so just copy the game path that it tell u on the website

[cobalt hare]

Good point

[supple heron]

i tried

[clever spire]

and paste it at the top search bar

[supple heron]

but it doesnt work

[clever spire]

did u change ur game path ?? :00

[supple heron]

no im not smart

but im dumb 😆 i found my mistake

silly me

thank you a lot tho!!!

[clever spire]

o

[cedar zodiac]

👋👋

[cobalt hare]

if i change my farm through stardew save editor, the best way to store my items is to put them in my house?

[storm gazelle]

or just outside

what save editor?

[native solar]

Tell me what for

[cobalt hare]

nvm

[hasty scaffold]

Is this also for people playing on mobile?

[clever spire]

all kinds of ppl

[hasty scaffold]

Ok thank you 😊

[cobalt hare]

Special charm

[dire hull]

what can you do with blue jazz

[cobalt hare]

Make lucky lunch or sell it

those are the two best options

they're not amazing

no one loves it

[wind radish]

All flowers can be great if used with beehives

[native solar]

Oh no

I'm getting the urge to divorce Haley

Oh Yoba help me

[teal vapor]

💀

[cobalt hare]

Why would you get the urge to divorce Haley in the first place?!!!

[cobalt hare]

You're right. I forgot about that

[wind radish]

I love beehives, they aren't particularly profitable but kinda cute i guess

and i aspire to be beekeeping age one day

[native solar]

There's an NPC in a mod I downloaded that has been catching my eye

And uhh we had a cutscene that got a bit spicy

I'm not letting bewbs get to me

I swear

I have a kid

I would never divorce Haley

[cobalt hare]

Good

[teal vapor]

install a mod to let you be poly

easy

[native solar]

No

[sullen flower]

what does lfg mean on the multiplayer channel?

[exotic spire]

Looking for group I believe

[sullen flower]

that makes sense now thx

[fast gull]

how to kill morris

[clever spire]

i think it means legs fast go

[native solar]

Just complete the community center

He dies of lack of profit

[fast gull]

what happens to the 1 cashier tho

[exotic spire]

Don't. Then there can't be Pierre x Morris romance scene

[native solar]

She losses her job, but if you have the stardew expanded mod, she'll stay in town and have a new job in a spoiler filled place

That I cannot speaketh of

[native solar]

Hot

[dim elk]

How do you make truffle oil?

[tacit prawn]

Do you have truffle?

[dim elk]

I don’t

[tacit prawn]

I think it'll be difficult then ☠️🤦🏿‍♂️ but I'll check on the wiki for ya how to make it

[dim elk]

Thank you

[atomic ginkgo]

new save day 4 almost 5 lvl fishing lol

[tacit prawn]

You need truffle and an oil maker

[dim elk]

I thought that

[tacit prawn]

Do you know how to get those 2 things or should I look that up for ya too?

[dim elk]

Na it’s all good

[mighty silo]

Guys i dont have kegs or stuff so far, what should i farm in summer?(ill just plant and sell)

[native solar]

Cranberries

I think at least

Either that or blubies (blueberries)

[mighty silo]

Cool

[tacit prawn]

Kk hope i helped somewhat

I sound almost moddy

Ew

[tacit prawn]

Man forget i said this corny shit

☠️

[native solar]

Wasn't corny till you pointed it out

[tacit prawn]

Nah

I did well

[native solar]

Now you're as corny as my corn field

[tacit prawn]

No

I did well

[eternal bramble]

Nuuu i was very close to floor 100 (i was at 86) teleported the farm before 1:50 am💀 im lucky today i guess. Got sixth prismatic sheld today

[tacit prawn]

Wth is allat

[distant sphinx]

Why not stay in the mines

[tacit prawn]

Obsidian sword?

[eternal bramble]

Wut

[tacit prawn]

I'm seeing shit i didn't know existed at all

[distant sphinx]

Maximize your time

The 1k fee is worth it

[frail minnow]

Fun fact, i was foraging and accidentally used a beach totem i picked up.
.....
Anyway i have a rod now!

[tacit prawn]

I shouldn't come here

[eternal bramble]

ye ig

[fading crown]

Can I create a marijuana farm in this game?

[distant sphinx]

Wha

[tacit prawn]

Yes

I had to come back that's important

[weary dragon]

bro istg

[eternal bramble]

What should i do with 4 prismatic sheld

[native solar]

Sell

[velvet forum]

Ask #modded-stardew

[native solar]

Not like you can do anything else after you gave to musuem and gay sword

[eternal bramble]

Gay sword

Mm

[fading crown]

isnt it in the base game? @velvet forum

[native solar]

Emily! My favourite person here

[velvet forum]

Give to Haley

[native solar]

The ||Gaylaxy sword|| it's a joke btw XD

[eternal bramble]

I hate haley🖕🗿

[native solar]

Haley don't like those

[velvet forum]

LOL

No.

[eternal bramble]

lol

[velvet forum]

Exactly. She needs to be punished for her terrible opinion.

[native solar]

Sounds like you can't take critism

And plus we're farmers, we are dirty and stinky

And I'm sure plastic shoes was a compliment she was saying how shiny it was

[serene walrus]

imagine giving that to haley when u could literally give her anything else

[eternal bramble]

Im quite fast in this game when i got 16 iridium🤔

[native solar]

I reached 78 in ||skull cavern|| in year one

[velvet forum]

That's the point tho.

[serene walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/137345719668310016/1013580710914830356/11C308B7-A6A0-4D25-95B5-5F8D7D5CF0E3.gif

[native solar]

I got 230 something iridum ore

[eternal bramble]

Oh epok

[serene walrus]

nicee

[native solar]

Sorry for the flex I just wanted you to know I suffered a lot 💀

[eternal bramble]

I need more stairs to reach 100

[native solar]

Ah I forgot that stairs existed

I just went in with only bombs

[velvet forum]

Or more skill

[eternal bramble]

Like 25 more

[native solar]

My trick is just going through the holes

[eternal bramble]

Not skill issue

I dont have time

[distant sphinx]

Huh

[velvet forum]

Sounds like skill issue (/s)

[distant sphinx]

That means

It's a skill issue /j

[velvet forum]

But fr bombs and holes on best luck day

[eternal bramble]

I reached 76 with bombs once

[unreal ice]

hey i just finished the boiler room and the gray junimo keeps following me

what do i do about him

[eternal bramble]

Nothing he just hanging out💀

When u leave community center he gone

[unreal ice]

i forgot to pick up one of the boiler room rewards tho

[eternal bramble]

It maybe could drop reward to floor

[hexed smelt]

Check the sack outside the junimo hut. It should contain any rewards you forgot to pick up.

[unreal ice]

ok

thx

[eternal bramble]

Love my luck seventh prismatic sheld today

[weary dragon]

OMG REALLY?

[weary dragon]

im going to cry

[eternal bramble]

Am i so lucky or are prismatic shelds not rare💀

[weary dragon]

u are lucky wtf

[native solar]

Yes yes!

[weary dragon]

:)

[native solar]

You're the only one here who consistently talks to me

[weary dragon]

ayeee

[native solar]

You could say you got me to full hearts haha

[weary dragon]

lmaooooo

[frail minnow]

So on my newest challenge i can only leave the farm one day per season. What is the optimal first day?

[weary dragon]

omg u are really doing it

BRO HOW ARE U GONNA GET SUPPLIES LIKE ORE

i thought u were gonna do one shopping day per season

[native solar]

It's called mining under your house

[weary dragon]

oml

well thats impossible

[native solar]

Not with that spirit

[frail minnow]

Yes, i only leave the farm to shop

[native solar]

You must be willing to eliminate soberness

[weary dragon]

lmao

[weary dragon]

ok ok so alr

[eternal bramble]

Dont be anti social in a roleplay game

[weary dragon]

yes

[frail minnow]

Whats the optimal shopping day?

[weary dragon]

how are u gonna give ppl bday gifts then

dont ignore friendship

[eternal bramble]

Try to join and see events with make good friendship each other

[weary dragon]

also, missions and quests are important

[frail minnow]

[weary dragon]

they change daily at pierre's

[eternal bramble]

Or at south of lewis's house

[weary dragon]

if u do this one day shopping thing then u will not progress with friendship

[eternal bramble]

yeah i don't know how to say down lol

[weary dragon]

sorry bro

[frail minnow]

Why is nobody willing to help me?

[weary dragon]

im trying to help

ur plan is inefficient tho

just slitghtly

[native solar]

I'm sorry I was quite busy what is it you need help with

[weary dragon]

they (khaos) has a plan

[native solar]

I was in the top 30 in world of warcraft players back then, you can entrust me with your goofy plans

[weary dragon]

lol

[frail minnow]

I am doing a dont leave the farm run with one day of shopping per season

[native solar]

To understand how hard I worked there is 8.5 million monthly players

[native solar]

Ah alright

Well you need to buy from clint, robin, and pierre althougher, though for this sake, you'll buy from joja just because cheaper

Clint is for ores, stone and such
Robin for wood
And Pierre/Joja for basic materials and seeds

[frail minnow]

Or i can play on hilltop or four corners

[weary dragon]

ok so if its one shopping day, then friendship cant be ignored right?

[weary dragon]

oh that would work

[native solar]

You need to forage everyday

For the cc if you're planning to do that

It's not hard as you make it sound

[frail minnow]

Cc would be a pain to do. However joja......

[native solar]

In all honesty I rarely even leave my farm most of my playthrough

[eternal bramble]

I dont know what i need to do at this situation. I have Luxury coop and barn, 4 pifs, 4 cows, 4 goat / 4 chickens, 4 ducks and 4 rabbit. Maybe i could build fish thing from robin

[native solar]

Shit I FORGOR MY DATE WITH HALEY AT THE SALLOON

[frail minnow]

Whats the optimal shopping day in spring?

[native solar]

Please build a fish thing from Robin

Best fish is Lava eel, strugeon, and super cucumer

[eternal bramble]

Uh i dont know why does it matter

[weary dragon]

probs first day

ig each season shop day 1?

[teal vapor]

yeah probably the first day lmao which would suck if youre only allowing yourself to shop for one day

[eternal bramble]

Okay i will put this fish on it

Cuz it looks cool

[frail minnow]

First day i miss out on the rod, the sword, the cc

[native solar]

That's a good fish too

Spookfish

[weary dragon]

hmm

[weary dragon]

why not do 2 shopping days

[weary dragon]

hey elliott club woo

[teal vapor]

hi

[frail minnow]

Wouldn't that be easy to exploit?

[teal vapor]

my dog almost sliced the back of my leg open and it stings

[weary dragon]

oh no

[native solar]

Hope he eats your leg

Wait sorry wrong responde

[teal vapor]

[native solar]

I meant Hope you're alright lmao

[eternal bramble]

I forgot what was this doing

What is it

[weary dragon]

i mean if u need certain things that arent available til mid season???

[weary dragon]

its bear knowledge or whatever

[eternal bramble]

mm

[teal vapor]

i jsut ate and im so tired but i wanna play

[weary dragon]

|| u get more money from blackberries and salmonberries. its from the maple syrup secret note ||

[frail minnow]

Ill do the first Tuesday of every even number week

[eternal bramble]

Oh i remember now thanks

[native solar]

By the way what am I supposed to give the thing in the forest

[midnight plover]

Rare seed

Plant

[native solar]

Thank you

[weary dragon]

that works

[weary dragon]

yeah the fruit

[midnight plover]

I’m on year 3 but I don’t know what to do

[weary dragon]

np

[weary dragon]

its alr, u came to the right place

[midnight plover]

K

[weary dragon]

what problems are u running into

[dreamy monolith]

have you finished community center or joja form

[midnight plover]

Like I just don’t know what to do

Yes

[zealous spear]

What do you mean

[weary dragon]

|| skull cavern ||

[weary dragon]

|| ginger island ||

[dreamy monolith]

have you fixed ||the boat||

[zealous spear]

Farm, decorate, rather resources, gain hearts with everyone

[midnight plover]

@dreamy monolith yes

[dreamy monolith]

did you get all ||walnuts||

[midnight plover]

No

[weary dragon]

ok there u go

[midnight plover]

Ty

[weary dragon]

|| dungeon ??? ||

like have u finished it ^

[midnight plover]

?

[weary dragon]

|| volcano dungeon on ginger island north ||

[midnight plover]

Oh no

Not yet

[weary dragon]

cool

alr u got stuff to do then

[zealous spear]

||forge weapons||

[midnight plover]

Ty

[weary dragon]

|| what about the gem birds ? ||

[midnight plover]

No

I know what to do now

[weary dragon]

|| u find the gems they drop and put them in their regions in the shrine, go to ferny/east island, theres a path to a shrine. place gems there and u get walnuts. also, theres a banana altar, put a banana there and u get walnuts ||

[weary dragon]

cool

[midnight plover]

Ok tysm

Bye

[weary dragon]

np !

good luck

[native solar]

Segs

[hexed smelt]

This is post-CC content and shouldn't be discussed here at all, even with spoilers.

[teal vapor]

yeah

[native solar]

At this point let's all just stay in seasoned farmers

[weary dragon]

i was talking to toaster but ok

theres other stuff too that shouldntve been here

anyway yeah

i usually stay in seasoned farmers

[native solar]

I like it here cause I help people with stuff

Especially complete beginners