stardew-valley

[weary dragon]

lol im not gonna try her lol

[native solar]

That's just you, when you stick around for long enough she'll think you're kinda cute, and start changing herself too, I won't say too much though as it would be a spoiler

[viscid cape]

try sam

he is stupid and childish, how awesome

[plush yacht]

I hate when people use this as a reason to marry her or say shes interesting. She becomes a tolerable person. Yes there's development. But shes just boring now as opposed to conceited. And she still refuses to apologise or help her sister

[weary dragon]

yeah ppl have told me stuff before yeah

[native solar]

Sam skates and I skates, he plays instrument and I play instrument

[weary dragon]

yep

[native solar]

So I vibe with sam sometimes

[viscid cape]

i will always dislike harley , emily deserves better

[copper torrent]

sam if you don't want any cliche depressing backstory

[weary dragon]

omg perfect match

[native solar]

But he's just that guy I talk with and never talk to again after a week

[copper torrent]

the rest are just

ugh

[frigid cloud]

should i sell the golden pumkin

[cunning silo]

holy crap sous discussion

[viscid cape]

emily does everything just for haley to complain about what she does smh

[plush yacht]

Fr seems like fling vibes 100%

Not enough there

[native solar]

Nah, I like somebody who can do something I can't. It helps with stuff

[viscid cape]

2500 g, if u dont need money id recommend gifting

[weary dragon]

theyre universal loves, save them

[plush yacht]

In his brain lol

[sick bough]

Should I pick mushrooms or bats for the cave?

[cobalt hare]

Turn it into a witch hat!

[weary dragon]

lol thats why i chose elliott lmao

[plush yacht]

Bats

[frigid cloud]

lol

[viscid cape]

idk what bats did so i went with shrooms

[verbal jetty]

is there a way to view which tiles my sprinkler will be working on?

[fringe wagon]

!sprinkler

[novel thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/280006542235795466/990673089799008296/command_sprink_nospoiler.png

[cobalt hare]

Mushrooms!

[viscid cape]

are the second sprinklers worth getting?

[weary dragon]

did u see my farm layout or nah

[viscid cape]

quality ones

[weary dragon]

yes

[cunning silo]

SO TRUE!

[weary dragon]

theyre pretty good

[sick bough]

Yeah it's pretty good

[viscid cape]

ima get em bc im tired of watering

[weary dragon]

lol

and youre how far into year 1???

[viscid cape]

i used to hate winter but its now almost my favourite, no spending all energy on farming eveyday

[weary dragon]

bro istg

[viscid cape]

winter first week

[weary dragon]

foraging is great in winter, plus u can cut down trees easier

[viscid cape]

ill cut lotta trees for cc

[weary dragon]

bc less shrubs and grass/weeds

[native solar]

I need to commit arson

[viscid cape]

im almost done with that bundle

[native solar]

I'll frame my child

[cobalt hare]

What?!

[sick bough]

How many different mushrooms do I get?

[fringe wagon]

5

[viscid cape]

how u get the purple mushrooms

[native solar]

Shh Haley can make more

[plush yacht]

💀

[viscid cape]

wait

am i the person who has to take care of the child if i have one

or do u take care of your child

(im the female in the relationship)

[native solar]

Hmmm the usual stuff

[tropic fox]

IM PREGGERS WITH SEB'S CHILD LEZZGOOO

[native solar]

Talk to it everyday and that's it

The usual

I have mods that make them less like a roomba, so I have to actually be a father

[weary dragon]

idk what i just read but ok ??

[whole oriole]

hello

[weary dragon]

hi

[native solar]

I accidentally killed haley

Nooo it was supposed to be the cow

[weary dragon]

how

[viscid cape]

lmao

[weary dragon]

lol wtf

[viscid cape]

[sinful nymph]

should i plant my ||ancient fruit|| in early spring?
I only have 1 and I'm scared of losing it

[weary dragon]

save it

do u have a seed maker ?

[tropic fox]

GUYS, I'M PREGNANT

[weary dragon]

yes i saw lol

[sinful nymph]

no year 1

im planning on getting 1 tho

[tropic fox]

SEB ASKED ME TO HAVE A KID LAST NIGHT

[weary dragon]

ocngrats

[weary dragon]

ok then save the seed

[sinful nymph]

ok

when should i plant it?

[weary dragon]

when u have a seed maker. that way, u can make more seeds fomr the fruit and profit

[tropic fox]

When u have a seed maker

[weary dragon]

yep

[sinful nymph]

cant i save the fruit but still plant it?

[weary dragon]

u could

it takes a long time to grow

[sinful nymph]

but its spring and summer and fall right?

[cobalt hare]

Congratulations!!

[cobalt hare]

How did you kill Haley?

[weary dragon]

yeah all seasons

[weary dragon]

it keeps producing fruit yeah. u should use speed grow on the one u plant

[sinful nymph]

when does speed gro unlock?

[weary dragon]

u can buy it from pierre or unlock it from farming i think

are u in spring yr 1?

u said u were in spring right?

[sinful nymph]

yea

[primal raven]

when can i get sturgeon

[sinful nymph]

summer iirc

[primal raven]

what does iirc mean 😭

[sinful nymph]

if i remember correctly

[primal raven]

ohh

ok thanks

[sinful nymph]

np

[dusty ibex]

if I recall correctly *

[sinful nymph]

ok we need to talk about the joja cans while fishing

why people be throwing whole unopened cans of soda into the oceans

[weary dragon]

summer and winter, mtn lake, 6am-7pm

[weary dragon]

yes lol

[sinful nymph]

imagine buying a 75 dollar soda and throwing it in the ocean shaking my head my head

[weary dragon]

yes

[frigid cloud]

why dont my iridium big milks be iridium cheese

[sinful nymph]

the real questions

[weary dragon]

it makes one quality lower.

[plush yacht]

Surely its more like 7.5

Why is the money so messed up in stardew

[frigid cloud]

how do i make iridium cheese

[sinful nymph]

maybe it is iridium but the entire town gaslights you into selling it for less because the people want cheese

[sinful nymph]

idk inflation from the war ig

[weary dragon]

barrels in cellar

[plush yacht]

I heard a theory that restaraunt food is so expensive to the player because gus knows you are an eternal being who doesnt need food to survive

[weary dragon]

u need 100k for that

the cellar

[frigid cloud]

i can make cheese there?

lol

[plush yacht]

No cos robin be working a whole day building a silo for 100g and she cant even buy a salad

[sinful nymph]

it costs the same amount of money for a person to litterally drag you 5 feet into your bed and to have a person venture hundreds of floors into a highly dangerous cave, full of enemies that would mean near certain death for anyone except the player

[distant sphinx]

The fact that Robin works for days only to afford a piece of bread 💀

[sinful nymph]

why does her labor go from like 100g to 22000g

depending on the upgrade

[sinful nymph]

bread is 120

the silo is 100g

it also takes multiple days to build

[plush yacht]

Yeah so a piece not a full loaf

[distant sphinx]

Enough energy for her next build

[plush yacht]

[distant sphinx]

Lmao

[sinful nymph]

imagine doing backbreaking work all day to eat literal crumbs

[frigid cloud]

whats in the chest in floor 90

[sinful nymph]

man she got that energy tonic supply in her shop or smth

[plush yacht]

Meanwhile hatmouse is the real pro does no work and earns 1000g

[weary dragon]

lmao

[weary dragon]

what yr u on

[sinful nymph]

the hatmouse conrols mayor lewis that takes some effort

[frigid cloud]

85

[weary dragon]

year

.......

[frigid cloud]

ah yes ..

[weary dragon]

lol

[frigid cloud]

im still in year 1

[weary dragon]

ooof

[plush yacht]

Lewis be taxing everyone and using it completely for himself

We should run for mayor

[frigid cloud]

i just read like what are you on

lol

[weary dragon]

lmao its ok

[weary dragon]

lol

[plush yacht]

What he thinks everyone sees him as no joke

[sinful nymph]

1 more cd and i throw my pc through my window

[weary dragon]

lmao

big mood

[sinful nymph]

update i got a perfect catch and a chest

its safe

for now...

[weary dragon]

nice

[languid nacelle]

Just got a prismatic shard from a dust sprites even though it's a neutral day and I have no luck boosting buffs

[weary dragon]

dang

gj

[languid nacelle]

Ty

[cunning silo]

mob drops not affected by luck

[languid nacelle]

Oh

I thought it was dang

[frigid cloud]

whats stardew valley

[cyan crest]

even better

[sinful nymph]

should i buy trout soup for a day of fishing

[weary dragon]

lmaoooo

[weary dragon]

no

[frigid cloud]

🦦

[weary dragon]

make food

[sinful nymph]

dont have a kitchen

how long is the bugg?

buff

[cyan crest]

lewis disappeared on christmas

that can only mean one thing

[sinful nymph]

"i crafted 73 bombs and blew up like 200 trees last night"
"what's stardew valley?"

[cyan crest]

waiit... you can BOMB THE TREES

[sinful nymph]

yes

most debris

[cyan crest]

thats going to save me so much time

[weary dragon]

dang

[fringe wagon]

Just make sure it isn't near any furniture

[sinful nymph]

fun fact: ||the g in pierre stands for good person||

[cyan crest]

do trees get a growth boost from winter to spring or is that just grass

[fringe wagon]

Just grass

[cyan crest]

aa okay

[quaint kernel]

is it good to buy salad from the saloon just for an energy source? i havent unlocked the kitchen yet..

[errant panther]

that, or if you have cows, definitely eat cheese for energy

[quaint kernel]

i was thinking of farming field snacks but I felt like going around shaking trees was a bit time-consuming, i haven't tried it yet tho so i'm probably wrong

[errant panther]

ive tried using fieldsnacks as an energy sauce and they are decent for the mines, u coudl always just break the entire tree for more resources which would kinda cancel out the time consumption

[upper pasture]

Omg hi aussie

[errant panther]

u could always get everything ready the day before ur planning to mine aswell if u think itstoo much time consumption on the day

omg hey 😵 😵

[upper pasture]

Bro I slept

And now I feel high

[quaint kernel]

thats what im currently trying, im preparing a bunch of food for mining the next day because i realized i spent all my energy on the farm and should get sprinklers

[errant panther]

LMFAO relatable

[errant panther]

sprinklers is def a good idea

[sinful nymph]

what is an appropriate name for a cat

[primal raven]

||where do you find iridium ore||

[primal raven]

idk but i always call my animals after my friends

[sinful nymph]

||best source is skull cavern, you could multiple thousands a day if youre good enough||

but it requires a lot of setup

[sinful nymph]

i dont have any 😢 /s

[upper pasture]

Oh

💀

[primal raven]

name it after ur mother

/j

[errant panther]

ngl this is my process:
chicken —> feather —> heather
goat —> g —> gary
💀

but i named my cat after my real one soo

[sinful nymph]

cat -> internet fame so the name should be cinternet came

[primal raven]

idk i named my cat kiara

after my friend

[native solar]

Casual dog guy just stopping by

[errant panther]

LMFAO

[native solar]

I named my Dog, Huskey, because he's a German sheperd

[sinful nymph]

i forgor to set it as dog 💀

[primal raven]

💀

idk cats better imo

[native solar]

You like what you like

[languid nacelle]

What should I name my baby girl

Help

[errant panther]

name ot baby girl

[sinful nymph]

okay screw it im calling it cloverhorn; destroyer of mars

[languid nacelle]

Give me an actual name fr

[sinful nymph]

dammit character limits

[trim shoal]

How do the foraging bundles work

[native solar]

We can't really make that choice for you it has to be something that feels good for you

[primal raven]

call it bbg

[sinful nymph]

irl or sdv

[languid nacelle]

Sdv

[errant panther]

collect the items from the bundle list and put in community crntre

[native solar]

Name it Maika, Nina

[sinful nymph]

thank god

[native solar]

Or whatever

jessica

[languid nacelle]

Lmao I'm 14 imagine if I had a child

[sinful nymph]

💀

[native solar]

Apple

Name her apple

[languid nacelle]

Okay

[errant panther]

cara

[languid nacelle]

Apple it is

[native solar]

Oh even better, name her Apple Bees

[errant panther]

U WENT FOR APPLE AND NOT BABY GIRL???

[native solar]

Woohoo

[languid nacelle]

Because I can't get a single apple from that stupid fruit bat cave

[native solar]

XD

[languid nacelle]

LMAO

[sinful nymph]

thats why mushrooms are better

[native solar]

Because Baby girl isn't a name

[native solar]

Mushroom caves are for people who like pp

[languid nacelle]

Woahahaha

[sinful nymph]

jokes on you... /s

[errant panther]

my name is a fkn condiment 💀

[languid nacelle]

HONEY IS NOT A CONDIMENT WHAT

[errant panther]

WHAT

[native solar]

Your name is what I use to get drunk

I'm addicted to Honey

[errant panther]

alexa answers says honey is a condiment!

[native solar]

I have a thing that stops me from getting diarrhea so I can eat as much as I want

[native solar]

I love Honey glazed fried chicken

[languid nacelle]

Alexa is a weirdo

[errant panther]

dont be dissing alexa like that

[lilac hearth]

I eat ramen everyday and wonder why my stomach hurts

[languid nacelle]

Wait honey might actually be a condiment fuck

[native solar]

She's quite bad though

[errant panther]

they r pretty good

[native solar]

Well I love you

[errant panther]

no fr everytime im drinking boba i ask myself y im getting stomachaches after

[native solar]

Because you're honey

[lilac hearth]

Literally 😩

[languid nacelle]

Are you possibly lactose intolerant

[errant panther]

can half of u guys leave so i dont have to deal with this silly cooldown thanks

[errant panther]

not at all, i mostly drink fruit teas as well

[lilac hearth]

Absolutely 👍

[dusty ibex]

YEA TELL EM AND PING WHO U WANT TO LEAVE

[errant panther]

LMFAOO

[errant panther]

aight.
@dusty ibex

[native solar]

You monster 🗿

[errant panther]

can u not right now

[lilac hearth]

Tbh, when you squirt the bottle it does make a sound.

[lilac hearth]

😩

[dusty ibex]

[lilac hearth]

Again, its a yes from me

[sinful nymph]

anything is an instrument if youre creative enough

[lilac hearth]

You just got to believe in it

[dusty ibex]

ok time to talk LETS DRIVE THIS MF SLOWMODE UP

[languid nacelle]

Yes, please spin it faster actually

[errant panther]

NO. I WAS JOKING PLEASE

[lilac hearth]

I want to be the person spinning it

[dusty ibex]

ok ok 😭 im actually going for my walk so I won’t be

[errant panther]

yeah thats whay i thought tbh

go run off

[dusty ibex]

wtf

[errant panther]

😬

[native solar]

Run off it's good exercise

[dusty ibex]

are u gonna make me stay

[native solar]

Kiss

[errant panther]

no im helping u keep shape

[dusty ibex]

@hollow hornet @crude tapir @molten minnow @cunning silo hi guys

[sinful nymph]

what if instead of qos they had queen of tea

[lilac hearth]

Get them cals burning

[errant panther]

aint no way

[cunning silo]

????

[sinful nymph]

where each sunday 1 secret from the town would get spilled

[errant panther]

stop it

[dusty ibex]

hi real can u tell me how to manipulate my steps to change my walking rng

[hollow hornet]

why r u in ur gina era

[native solar]

Running in my opinion is a bad cardio exercise for burning fat, jumping jacks and jump rope have more effect

[errant panther]

💀

[dusty ibex]

hi lisi can u tell me how to decorate my house as beautiful as you are

[native solar]

Especially since running a lot may give you knee pain

[dusty ibex]

who tf is GINA

[hollow hornet]

wtf

[lilac hearth]

Jumping jacks make me look like I’m having a seizure though

[hollow hornet]

YOU WERENT THERE FOR THAT??????

[dusty ibex]

huh who’s gina bruv

[native solar]

That woman who keeps bugging me in sixth grade when I told her I would chop her parents face off

[errant panther]

LOL?

[dusty ibex]

ok do u want me to beat them up

[hollow hornet]

no????

[sinful nymph]

ah yes my favorite part of sdv
chopping people's faces off

[lilac hearth]

Well I don’t actually ever go running but that sounds true tbh

[errant panther]

the several people are typing… needs to stop rn

[native solar]

I already did

[dusty ibex]

ok im proud of u

next can u beat up @errant panther

[lilac hearth]

Im going to start typing now

[native solar]

It is, most people from old times in rome for example, they only run once a week to keep their knees fine and even then they still get knee pain

[errant panther]

thanks. love you so much. xoxo

[dusty ibex]

guys can we have a typing competiton

[errant panther]

what is ur problem 🤬🤬🤬

[lilac hearth]

The xoxo at the end reminded me of gossip girl😭

[native solar]

No thanks honey is bee vomit, and I love bee vomit so

[dusty ibex]

I WAS GONNA WALK AWAY

[hollow hornet]

ok rock paper scissors

[native solar]

Scissors

[errant panther]

I TOLD YOU TO RUN OFF. U SONT NEED TO WALK AWAY

[dusty ibex]

ok lisi let’s do it in spoiler tags

|| I PICK ROCK ||

[errant panther]

||UR MUM||

[dusty ibex]

YEA DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[hollow hornet]

well now i clicked on urs

[dusty ibex]

lisi tbh u should have pretended u didn’t click on mine and say paper anyway

[hollow hornet]

wow

[dusty ibex]

i appreciate ur integrity u get 1 vil point for that

[lilac hearth]

I didn’t read that u were doing rock paper scissors and i thought you were doing Pokémon and choosing Dwayne Johnson 💀

[hollow hornet]

this means nothing to me thank you

[lilac hearth]

Like: Dwayne Johnson I choose you!!!

[dusty ibex]

@hollow hornet why is discord roasting u

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOO WHAT

[dusty ibex]

😭😭😭

[hollow hornet]

WHY IS IT 0

[dusty ibex]

L INFLUENCR ON THE BIRD APP

[hollow hornet]

is this cuz i insulted r vil point

[dusty ibex]

no but maybe

honestly u lose 2 vil points for insulting it

[lilac hearth]

Tbh I haven’t played stardew in some time, I’m just here for the community 😭

[hollow hornet]

i havent played in a year

[errant panther]

i havent played in an hour

[dusty ibex]

lisi too busy playing with ppls emotions nowadays

[errant panther]

💔

[lilac hearth]

I haven’t played in 2 month, that’s very very recent

[sinful nymph]

i am 9 gold away from the iridium rod

i am sad

[errant panther]

ngl i would be the same but im on holidays rn so im trying to use up as much spare time as i can even tho ive still got a shit ton to do 💀

[dusty ibex]

lisi once stood up 17 ppl in ONE night he didn’t go to any of the dates he just stayed indoors eating Doritos

[errant panther]

17 😵😵😵

[hollow hornet]

howd u get this info

[lilac hearth]

Same I’m on holiday but my Xbox is in the living room and I prefer not leaving my room

[errant panther]

relatable

[dusty ibex]

cuz u started 17 ppls villain arcs that day

[lilac hearth]

Let’s not talk about the pile of essays i have to do in the back… (I haven’t touched them and just play games all day)

[hollow hornet]

ur so real for that

[dusty ibex]

ok i will now go n leave for my walk and also buy more garlic bread

[errant panther]

i would assume ur gonna do it last minite and definitely pass all of them…

[errant panther]

I LOVE GARLIX BREAD

[lilac hearth]

U sound productive

[dusty ibex]

[lilac hearth]

Well somehow that happened to me last time so LETS HOPE FOR THE BEST

[errant panther]

gl soldier

[velvet halo]

After donating to the museum do y’all sell off all of your minerals like star shards and basalt??

[errant panther]

i keep them but u could do that

i havent rlly searched up what theyre useful for

[velvet halo]

I’ve been keeping all of them but idk what to do with them

[errant panther]

u use some for quests and a couple for gifts apparantly

and if u have geologist as a career thing u can sell them for decent money

[lilac valley]

How do you get things like Star shards, may I ask?

Is it through Omni geodes or the ones you buy in the ||desert||?

Sorry for interrupting but I thought I'd ask

[velvet halo]

Yeah, you get it from breaking open geodes

[errant panther]

im usually getting them thru omni geodes and the ||desert|| has to be censored

[lilac valley]

Ohh I see

[velvet halo]

To the wiki I go!

[trim shoal]

Do i just donate the scrolls

[errant panther]

yep

i think smth happens after donating all of them but i couldve made that up just now or i dug that from memory

[lilac valley]

I think it means you can understand dwarvish?

I could be wrong

[errant panther]

probs

[lilac valley]

Yes I think it is

Because the graveyard the dwarvish headstone tells you something about a rainbow I think

And you can understand the dwarf in the mines

[sly barn]

yeah donate all 4 scrolls and you get the dwarvish translate from Gunther

[lilac valley]

I thought so

[errant panther]

oh guys apparently we have to spoil tag cc rewards so ..

[rare grove]

damn i made the mistake of not getting all the spring fruits for my bundles and im already in fall

[errant panther]

rip 😟😟 that happens a lot

[lilac ether]

how much crops do i have to make for 5k

[rare grove]

how do i make the chickens more happy ☹️

[lilac ether]

have you pet them

[lilac moss]

||Pet chickens daily, let them out to eat grass, and, if in winter, put hay in the trough and buy a heater from Marnie.||

[lilac valley]

||unless you unlock the big coop which comes with a heater||

[lilac moss]

Chickens ||also want to stay inside and eat hay when it’s raining.||

[lilac valley]

My chicken is called Esther and she's been with my since Spring Year 1

I'm now on year 4 on switch
And I think I've grown too attached to her 🥲

[native solar]

Can I eat my chickens and make fried chicken

[quaint kernel]

is the Magnet a bait or a tackle? and does it disappear after use?

[versed ravine]

a tackle, and it wears down like any tackle after time

[quaint kernel]

weird, it says that its bait.. tysm

[versed ravine]

oh it is bait oops

that’s weird

[worn dome]

what should i do with my second prismatic shard?

[lilac valley]

What did you do with your first one?

[rare grove]

is it worth it to buy an iridium rod???

okayy

[worn dome]

i got the sword

[versed ravine]

donate it

[lilac valley]

Then maybe donate it?

[worn dome]

okay thank youuuuuu

[lilac valley]

Have fun

[worn dome]

tyy

[rare grove]

also what is the lake vs the river, cus im trying to do my fish bundles but im a bit confused

[lilac valley]

The lake is on the mountain

The river is in the forest

So you'll find different fish there

If that's what you mean

[sour flower]

Does Clint buy stuff at the same price of shipping

[rare grove]

how do i ghet to the mountain

[lilac valley]

The mountain is where Robin's shop is

So go north past Pierre's and continue up past the community center

The path to the mountain is on the right hand side

Keep going and you can fish in the water in front of the mines to get the fish for the bundle

[versed ravine]

only difference is immediate payout

[tropic fox]

Why isn't Seb watering my crops and shit

I'm pregnant?? I should not do work

[rare grove]

hellp

lawlll

[tropic fox]

You asked for a baby, you were willing to take a risk of taking care of me

For 2 damn weeks

[sour flower]

Are there things he doesn’t buy?

[tropic fox]

I do more work than I should

[languid nacelle]

HOLY CRAP I GOT AN APPLE FROM MY FRUIT BAT CAVE THANK YOU GOD NAMING MY CHILD APPLE WAS A GOOD CHOICE

[lilac valley]

I got a pomegranate from the fruit bat cave and let me say I was jumping for joy

My heart and soul belongs to Elliott

Well done on your apple

[languid nacelle]

Thank you

[rare grove]

i got an orange for my bundle

i love fruit bat cave

[languid nacelle]

It was the second to last item for bulletin board I needed

[hearty mulch]

Is there anything I can do with 4 hearts ?

[languid nacelle]

I just need a poppy which will grow in 1 day

[tropic fox]

Who's gonna tell Robin she's about to have grandkids?

[rare grove]

is the easiest way to get wood just cutting trees or should i buy it

[tropic fox]

Cut trees

[languid nacelle]

It's easy to buy but cost effective and still quick enough to cut trees

[lilac valley]

Cut trees

I think one career means that you get more wood with each tree

I have more wood than I know what to do with now

[rare grove]

i need like 400 for my new coop but i just spent all my wood to repair the bridge at the beach

[lilac valley]

If trading was a thing I'd happily give you loads of wood

I have about 6 stacks of 999 wood lmao

[rare grove]

dayum

is there a way to sell my old fishing pole cus i bought the iridium one and now i dont need the others

[lilac valley]

No I think you just throw it out

That's what I did

[rare grove]

oh alright

[cobalt hare]

if you upgrade your trash can before you throw the fishing pole out, it might give you some money

[rare grove]

hwo do i upgrade the trash

[unique creek]

Clint will upgrade it iirc

[runic kelp]

Do spouses walk over chests or kegs

[delicate prism]

Can I move grown up tree (sapling) or it will be destroyed?

[frank shuttle]

it will be destroyed.

u cant just move a tree

[dreamy monolith]

cant move trees sadly

you should be able to just scoop the soil out of the ground and put it in a pot

very realistic

[frank shuttle]

but this..... is a game so yea

[native solar]

I mean they would find a different path if you put it there

Just don't put it next to the bed you're fine

[runic kelp]

Thank you dearly but do you know what would happen if their entire path is blocked?

[frank shuttle]

they prob just destroy the thing

[native solar]

Uhhh. Yes most likely

[halcyon light]

Wrong channel

[runic kelp]

Thank you dearly

[rare grove]

there is a random giant purple blob in the middle of my farm wtf is that

[halcyon light]

That's probably a meteorite

[tropic fox]

W nickname

[trim shoal]

Extremely stupid question, where can i get animals

[tropic fox]

Marnie

[trim shoal]

I dont see an option for that in her shop

[halcyon light]

Tap on her counter

[tropic fox]

Build a coop or barn

[trim shoal]

I have a coop

[halcyon light]

(only if shes in there)

[trim shoal]

Ahh

Im sorry i overlooked the purchase animals option

[halcyon light]

[tropic fox]

Marnie's gone most days unless it's raining sooooo....

[halcyon light]

True, Shes always not there when I need something to buy from her

[tropic fox]

She's having dates with lewis lmao

[rare grove]

should i buy the pomegranite from the travelling lady or wait till i can plant my own

[halcyon light]

Anyways

[tropic fox]

If it's for cc bundle, go

[rare grove]

its kinda expensive lawl

560

[halcyon light]

Why didn't Marnie stopped me from putting his sweaty shorts on the potluck?

[native solar]

Tuesdays and Fridays or Thursdays I believe she doesn't leave. I forget

[halcyon light]

(is she stupid?)

[native solar]

No she's Marnie

[tropic fox]

Tuesday she attends exercise at Pierre's

[native solar]

Oh well Monday then

[tropic fox]

She goes to Pierre's also

[halcyon light]

The finest produce by your farm

Truly remarkable

[frank shuttle]

best way to win

https://tenor.com/view/w-arknights-arknights-dance-gif-25199998

[native solar]

Casual W

[rare grove]

is there a way to remove and add like ponds to my farm

[halcyon light]

At least you'll get a free star tokens

[tropic fox]

Yes

[halcyon light]

Thats a W

[tropic fox]

750 tokens lawl

[halcyon light]

What if there's a way to put the shorts on Pierre's grange display instead?

[trim shoal]

Do i get clay from just using my hoe

[tropic fox]

Yes

[halcyon light]

Blow up patches

[wooden fractal]

hello

[trim shoal]

Darn it i dont have my pickaxe to undo it

[wooden fractal]

at what level does the prismatic jelly spawn ;-;

[native solar]

I'm so down bad for Caroline

Can Pierre please fall into a ditch

[native solar]

Level 115

[tropic fox]

Can Pierre fucking remove himself from the game, the store deserves better management

[native solar]

I want to marry Caroline

I love Haley but Caroline is making me go awooga

[tropic fox]

Delete

Post cc content

[trim shoal]

I do love having to use more than half of my energy daily to water crops

[tropic fox]

Sprinklers

[trim shoal]

Dont those only do 4 tiles

[dreamy monolith]

yes but its water

[tropic fox]

Quality sprinklers do 8 tiles

[trim shoal]

I dont think that will do alot with 110 fields

[halcyon light]

Wait till you get gold from mines

[native solar]

I just eat lots of food after watering

[tropic fox]

Delete this btw

[trim shoal]

How do i even get alot of food

[tropic fox]

Saloon

[halcyon light]

Wha
Why

[dreamy monolith]

you can craft more than one

[tropic fox]

It's post cc

[trim shoal]

That would mean if i fill my 10 remaining fields i would need 30 sprinklers. Im not that rich in iron

[wooden fractal]

um how rare is the prismatic jelly i have done now 3 runs of the mine from level 1 to level 120 and i cant seem to get it

[tropic fox]

Ultra rare

[teal vapor]

do you have the quest active

[wooden fractal]

yes

[dreamy monolith]

just reset floor 5 using the elevator over and over

[teal vapor]

ok then youre just getting rolled a bit

[halcyon light]

≈1.2% chance at mines/sc

[dreamy monolith]

go to floor 5 then back and keep doing that

[halcyon light]

I hate that quest btw

[wooden fractal]

i ve tried the floor 5 trick doesnt work either

[halcyon light]

It has ≈1.2% chance to replace a normal slime

[dreamy monolith]

idk then thats how i did it

[halcyon light]

At mines or ||sc||

[teal vapor]

i got it on one of the later floors but idr where specifically lmao

[tropic fox]

What are the best floors to farm copper?

[teal vapor]

i spam 21 personally but theres prolly better

[crude vessel]

whate the best thing to plant in summer?

[tropic fox]

Starfruit

[primal nexus]

starfruit

[teal vapor]

what year are you in/do you have ||the desert|| unlocked

[primal nexus]

spoiler

btw

[crude vessel]

im in yr 1 and nour

[tropic fox]

Melons and blueberries

[hollow escarp]

What day?

[tropic fox]

Good for early game

[teal vapor]

sorry forgor if that needed a spoiler tag or not lmao

💀

but yeah melons/blueberries good

[tropic fox]

Corn too

[hollow escarp]

Dude it’s literally the least profitable crop in the game

[crude vessel]

im on my first day of the summer

[tropic fox]

It's multi season

Doesn't die during fall 1

[hollow escarp]

Oh yeah, Blueberries/Starfruit then in terms of profit per tile, maybe hops.

[teal vapor]

corn is only good for the cc bundles

[hollow escarp]

I’ve done the calculations and even when accounting for the fact that it gives profit cross-season you are better off planting and caring for almost any other crop in the Summer and Fall seasons

[hollow escarp]

And tortillas/oil

3rd most useless crop imo

[teal vapor]

wait the fuck corn is used for oil

[hollow escarp]

Corn oil exists

[teal vapor]

[tropic fox]

Melons, blueberries, hops

[novel folio]

how can i marry with robin

[tropic fox]

Uh-

You can't marry robin

She's my husband's mother

[novel folio]

[tropic fox]

SDV struggles

[novel folio]

so

how can i

marry

with

jodi

?

she

[tropic fox]

You can't also

[novel folio]

hasnt

has husband

[tropic fox]

They are literal moms

[crude vessel]

you have very interesting taste lol

[tropic fox]

Kent (her soldier husband) will return on spring 1, y2

[novel folio]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[teal vapor]

this guy really wants to go after the married women

next youll say you wanna go for evelyn

[novel folio]

no i dont like gilfs

[tropic fox]

12 marriageable people, yet you chose the moms

[teal vapor]

LMAO

[novel folio]

then

how can i merry

[teal vapor]

my god the other day i got a line from jodi about having kids. and im just sittign here like. looks at my 2 toddlers. yeah i know maam

[novel folio]

with caroline

[teal vapor]

bruh 😭

[novel folio]

SHE HASNT HAS HUSBAND

[tropic fox]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[teal vapor]

the game tells you who you can marry....

[tropic fox]

SDV STRUGGLES FR

[primal nexus]

nothing a pshard cant fix

[novel folio]

BUT İ WANT TP MARRY ROBİN JODİ AND CAROLİNE

[teal vapor]

HELP 😭

[novel folio]

İ WANT MİLF BRO

[tropic fox]

THEY HAVE CHILDREN

[crude vessel]

LMFAOOO

[novel folio]

i dont mind

[teal vapor]

go for leah shes discount robin

[primal nexus]

leah ❤️

[errant panther]

hi everyone 😍

[teal vapor]

note: im not dissing leah i like her

[crude vessel]

hi hi

[novel folio]

true

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[tropic fox]

Can the mods make a sdv struggle channel

[novel folio]

then i have one question too

how can i be rich

[teal vapor]

lmao sdv struggle channel

[novel folio]

easily

[errant panther]

its almost-ish 3am and i wanna sleep but my brain is telling me theres a scary black figure starrinf wt me rn 😟

[errant panther]

get money ‼️

[hollow escarp]

Earlygame? Fishing is your best bet for getting your first few thousand gold

[tropic fox]

Forage, plant seeds

[hollow escarp]

Then farming once you have enough bank to plant the good stuff

[novel folio]

what is good stuff

[primal nexus]

invest in pigs as soon as possible

and truffle makers

[tropic fox]

Name a pig cartman and thank me later

[hollow escarp]

Strawberries, Cauliflower, Blueberries, Melons, Hops, Sweet Gemberries, Pumpkins, Cranberries, Rhubarb, Starfruit, Ancient Fruit

It really depends on circumstance

[novel folio]

Okey

[errant panther]

and potstos

[novel folio]

and what should i choose

joja or

[tropic fox]

CC all the way

[errant panther]

cc ofc

[hollow escarp]

Joja is definitely the easier and more beginner friendly path

[teal vapor]

joja will actively cost you a fortune

[tropic fox]

Get unique rewards for doing bundles

[teal vapor]

bro what cc is way better for beginners lmao

[errant panther]

^

[hollow escarp]

Basically every bundle is made easier by Joja. Maybe do the Vault Bundle before going for Joja, but otherwise Joja is so much easier

[tropic fox]

You only have to spend 42.5k on CC

[hollow escarp]

As if beginners know where to find Fiddlehead Fern lol

[tight quarry]

cc teaches you the basics of the game

[novel folio]

WHAT İS CC

[tropic fox]

On joja, that is 3x ish more

[novel folio]

*caps

[tight quarry]

and gives some solid goals

[errant panther]

community crntre

[novel folio]

okey

[tight quarry]

yea the big building behind pierres that opens aftger 5 dayus

[tropic fox]

Community center

[hollow escarp]

Yeah but the actual value of said items is disproportionate to how annoying they are to collect

[novel folio]

btw how can i give gift to museum guy

[errant panther]

u cant hes not rlly an npx u talk to

or do u mean donate to museum

[tropic fox]

The struggle is real lol

[hollow escarp]

Joja is just like… nigh objectively easier. You can complete the Joja path before Spring ends if you are really good

[novel folio]

no i want to gift to museum guy

[teal vapor]

ok well 95% of players aren't able to do that

[tropic fox]

Stop, you can't

[novel folio]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[errant panther]

nope u cant, hes not a talkable npc dialogue guy

[hollow escarp]

Yeah but year 1 Joja is much more obtainable on your first playthrough than year 1 CC will ever be

[novel folio]

how can i gift mine guy?

[errant panther]

marlen or smth????

[tight quarry]

how expensive is joja in total

[hollow escarp]

You need to get all 4 scrolls to understand his language

[novel folio]

probably marlen

[teal vapor]

marlon

[novel folio]

what is it

[errant panther]

same with gunther im pretty sure

[tight quarry]

you can def get joja faster anyway

as some stuff takes time for cc

[novel folio]

i can go date with ||marnie?||

[tropic fox]

This is kinda pissing me off, first you wanted to marry actual mothers and married women, now you keep insisting on gifting non giftable npcs

[teal vapor]

you can get joja faster if you're on the grind but cc makes for much more natural progression

[errant panther]

no ???

[teal vapor]

this guy has to be trolling at this point lmao

[tropic fox]

Lewis would like to know your location

[frail minnow]

If you sell your soul first

[hollow escarp]

140k

[novel folio]

lol

[tight quarry]

dont tell me you wouldnt marry robin if you could

[halcyon light]

Why

[novel folio]

kinda hot

[tropic fox]

Their bio tells me everything i need to know about them

[novel folio]

a little bit

[teal vapor]

....

LMAO

[cobalt hare]

you have priorities but no

[halcyon light]

Wtfffffffffffff

[novel folio]

[cobalt hare]

dawg what

[hollow escarp]

Not all at once though as you purchase the upgrades one at a time. Minecarts is 15k, Greenhouse 35k…

[novel folio]

stardew valley is so hard

[errant panther]

so joks route is just pagying everthing?

[tropic fox]

No ?? I'm married with her emo son

[novel folio]

i will cheat

[teal vapor]

personally i didnt find cc hard to complete at all, the only thing that fucked me over was the FUCKING red cabbage

[novel folio]

/cheat isnt working is it a bg?

[tight quarry]

if you dont fully min max you could def stil get it in summer

[tight quarry]

solid choice fr

[clever spire]

the apples fucked me up

[halcyon light]

Wha

[tropic fox]

Atp, I can tell this is trolling

[teal vapor]

lets all just ignore and move on

[halcyon light]

nice try

[novel folio]

i just want some helps

:(

[halcyon light]

You grind for it

[hollow escarp]

Hoi4 does actually have a pretty racist discord… relatively speaking. Most of the community is fine but Hoi4’s discord is the first place where I’ve ever heard my ethnicity referred to as inferior (I’m Italian)

[halcyon light]

lazy mf

[tropic fox]

Can we appreciate how Seb finally asked me to have a child with him?

[novel folio]

yes i am turkish

[tropic fox]

Robin proud of me for giving her grandchildren fr

[novel folio]

you are right

[hollow escarp]

Not proud enough to call out Demetrius for his neglect

[tropic fox]

We are expecting that I will give birth on winter 4, y2

[tight quarry]

congrats congrats

[tropic fox]

Demetrius can drown himself, Maru will still be the same

[halcyon light]

I really want Demetrius to dissolve himself with his conducted experiments (acids)

[tropic fox]

Sam is actually Goku guys

[halcyon light]

No way

[teal vapor]

oh god lmao it just hit me that if you had kids with maru or sebastian that it'd make robin a grandma wtf

[tropic fox]

Sam is short for Samson, oh poor Samson

[digital grove]

yall if i give someone a prismatic shard on their birthday how many hearts will i gain

[clever spire]

samolomew

[hollow escarp]

*Salmon

[teal vapor]

give one to haley see what happens

[digital grove]

NOOO LOL

[tight quarry]

3 i think

[digital grove]

oh fr?

[tropic fox]

Spoiled brat fr

[teal vapor]

its a pretty huge boost

[tight quarry]

yea birthdays are great

[teal vapor]

i keep forgetting about characters bdays

[digital grove]

thats why i check the calendar every month

[teal vapor]

i do but i still forget bc i have the memory of a goldfish

💔

[digital grove]

lmaoo

[halcyon light]

Why does that b*tch hates it?????? Does she realize I had to venture onto the dangerous mines to get those, only for her to despise me for giving it22?2?2?2?2?2?2? Madness 11!1!1!1!1!!1!1!

[tropic fox]

W

[dreamy monolith]

its prettier than her

she is jealous of the rainbow rock

[tropic fox]

We slander Haley while her simps are not here

[teal vapor]

damn

yallre so mean to haley for no reason

[dreamy monolith]

haley is mean to us for no reason

[keen eagle]

Haley solos

[halcyon light]

I want to use the prismatic shard as an ammo for master slingshot and shoot it at her

[tropic fox]

Haley when you give her a prismatic shard

[teal vapor]

shane is also mean but nobody talks shit about him

[keen eagle]

Because they like men

[hollow escarp]

He has actual reasons to be

[clever spire]

that’s fine if u hate her but can y’all stop calling her a bitch

it’s so unnecessary

[teal vapor]

real

[keen eagle]

It’s very uncomfortable to be honest!

[halcyon light]

I will give her sap every day

🤬

[hollow escarp]

I gave her Qi fruit today.

She did not appreciate the gift of Qi

Heathen

[keen eagle]

I give her daffodils all the time

[teal vapor]

like honestly idg half the hate for the characters??? (almost) all of them have good traits and are likeable in their own way

[tropic fox]

• no one

[dreamy monolith]

yea but he like depressed

[keen eagle]

I just said it though !!!

[halcyon light]

Shane is bearable

[dreamy monolith]

so its all fine

[clever spire]

so💀

[halcyon light]

I like that guy

[dreamy monolith]

also shane doesnt insult you

[keen eagle]

That’s not an excuse ??

[dreamy monolith]

he just tells you to leave

[keen eagle]

For reaalll

[tropic fox]

Shane is suicidal, it's understandable

[clever spire]

the double standard rn is crazy

[hollow escarp]

He’s an alcohol addict without a life who believes that involving himself in the lives of others will only drag them down so he distances himself

[keen eagle]

For real!!!

[halcyon light]

Depressed people tend to act the same as him (being mean)

[keen eagle]

I’m depressed but it’s not an excuse to be an ass

[halcyon light]

To cover the softness inside

[clever spire]

depression does not give u any right to b an ass

[subtle wadi]

The villagers’ stories are mostly depressing

[dreamy monolith]

dw guys on my save i married both shane and haley and divorced both

[cobalt hare]

I don’t have perms to speak in voice chats. Can someone help fix?

[dreamy monolith]

i love divorcing everybody

[clever spire]

!howtovc

[novel thistle]

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: !level or !lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

[tropic fox]

Get to Level 5

[dreamy monolith]

alex is next

[keen eagle]

Haley’s always my first choice I love her

[native solar]

Why do you have the armpit chinese lady that I definitely don't search tons of photos of, as your pfp

[teal vapor]

its so wild to me like yeah i get Why shane acts like that, but people are letting it be an excuse for him, but shitting on haley bc why. bc she seems like a stereotypical blonde ditsy girl?????

[hollow escarp]

It’s understandable given his situation. Haley doesn’t really have reason to behave the way she does towards the player at low hearts besides either being too shallow to realize she’s being mean or just not caring.

Granted she gets better but still

[keen eagle]

This exactly

[halcyon light]

Why for Shane?

Actually great decision for Haley

[cobalt hare]

Thanks y’all

[hollow escarp]

Tell me what Haley’s excuse is.

[dreamy monolith]

i need to see all the heart events

[subtle wadi]

Cuz she’s hawt

[dreamy monolith]

i already got leah, emily, haley and shane

[clever spire]

haley’s parents literally abandoned her 💀

[cobalt hare]

Anyone wanna play online?

[keen eagle]

So what if she’s a wittle bit mean Jesus

[clever spire]

emily and haley’s parents said i’m out

[hollow escarp]

They did?

[halcyon light]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[keen eagle]

She’s honestly not that bad in my opinion

[clever spire]

in the game we learn they left emily and haley to take care of the house

[dreamy monolith]

they dont come back

[teal vapor]

they rlly did. im shocked it didnt affect emily as much, but it seems like emily has more to do with her life so she's kept busier

[acoustic sphinx]

Yeah

[rare grove]

what is this giant purple rock on my farm

[hollow escarp]

Like did the kids agree to it or… because they are old enough to take care of themselves.

[dreamy monolith]

meteor

[halcyon light]

Meteor?

[hollow escarp]

Comfy chair

[clever spire]

depends how old u think they are

[teal vapor]

bruh got a meteor

[rare grove]

what do i do with it

[tropic fox]

Haley complains about doing a chore

[clever spire]

they have no canon ages so

[keen eagle]

Who doesn’t

[halcyon light]

Mine it

[dreamy monolith]

it gives iridium if you mine it

[hollow escarp]

At least 18 for obvious reasons, considering the fact they are datable

So as of when we arrive they can take care of themselves.

[keen eagle]

But their parents are still important to them??

[rare grove]

damn i gotta get a new pickaxe then, which pickaxe can break it?

[clever spire]

yeah that could mean their parents left them right as they graduated seems fucked to me

[crude vessel]

where do you catch herring

[tropic fox]

Gold

[teal vapor]

i think haley is like 21 at oldest, emily feels like she's at least 25 tho

[keen eagle]

It totally is

[native solar]

The parents basically said "we're going for a vacation" and then never returned since, Emily and Haley have some Dialogue where they mention they wished their parents come home

[crude tapir]

what r we talkin about

[clever spire]

this point idk

[hollow escarp]

I mean usually it happens the other way around where the kids leave the house at around that age

I don’t see the difference in Haley’s case with it being swapped

[dire hull]

can i put ||iridium in the crystaliarium||

[rare grove]

aw i dont have gold yet

[halcyon light]

No

[tropic fox]

No

[dire hull]

oh ok

[keen eagle]

Because some kids don’t want to be abandoned by their parents

[halcyon light]

Its an ore, not a gem

[teal vapor]

put jade in it

[dire hull]

damn idk what to put in it

[tropic fox]

Only gems and minerals

[halcyon light]

Furnace

[teal vapor]

jade because ||you can trade them for staircases in the desert on sundays, which lets you do further diving into the sc for more iridium||

[hollow escarp]

And from what we see Haley/Emily aren’t those kids, nor were they necessarily “abandoned” and more likely agreed with the parents on them leaving to a retirement home or wherever being for the best.

[teal vapor]

[dire hull]

ahh okay thx

[hollow escarp]

Granted I guess there’s a small chance that something extremely tragic is there to be unearthed which is just never mentioned to us, but ehh…

[halcyon light]

You can also use them at ||deconstructor|| for 99 stone

[cunning silo]

new farmer momento

[clever spire]

real real

[halcyon light]

Aren't they adult enough to live up their own lives?

[hollow escarp]

Yeah and they are?

[keen eagle]

Well even if they agreed they can still be bitter about their parents not seeing them in what, years?

[clever spire]

for eternity

[keen eagle]

I don’t rlly know when they left

[halcyon light]

I think their parents are murdered

[keen eagle]

Oh! 🙂

[tropic fox]

Good night chat

[teal vapor]

its definitely years-W

lmao? 😭

[acoustic sphinx]

I think their on a vacation

Or sum

[hollow escarp]

I guess. I still kind of doubt that was the reasoning behind Haley telling you that your clothes are silly or shoes look like they are made of plastic.

[keen eagle]

I’d hate being sick there while my parents are on a year long vacation

[keen eagle]

And I doubt that those comment were really that offensive

[hollow escarp]

True

[teal vapor]

i unintentionally say way worse shit all the time

[keen eagle]

For real lol

[hollow escarp]

People do hate Haley a lot for the few obnoxious/thoughtless things she does

[keen eagle]

I would argue that it’s for another reason but I don’t want to go too deep

[teal vapor]

hang on this is fueling me new autism headcanon time

[keen eagle]

WOO

I’ll defend Haley with my life at this point

Yknow what

[teal vapor]

emily too. emily has the weirdgirl swag

LMAO

🤝

[keen eagle]

It runs in the family

🤝

I barely find myself hating the characters actually, none of them can rlly offend me that much

[trim shoal]

Can i not feed my chickens without silo

[clever spire]

every time i see someone call her a demeaning word i just gotta

[hollow escarp]

Demetrius. I still despise him.

[dreamy monolith]

you can let them out and they will eat grass

[dark thunder]

i finally got to floor 100 sc without staircase 😭😭

[teal vapor]

yeah i dont rlly hate any of the characters

[keen eagle]

Ooo?

[hollow escarp]

And honestly I doubt anything could make me not feel that way about him tbh

[clever spire]

i don’t like him either

[keen eagle]

I haven’t gotten that far yet so that’s prob why I don’t hate any of them but

[crude tapir]

[hollow escarp]

With how overly caring/protective he is of Maru it only emphasizes the extent to which he either dislikes or just… doesn’t care about Sebastian

[clever spire]

the amount of parenting u have failed for seb to b a recluse in his room

get that man therapy asap

[dreamy monolith]

i dont think he even like mentions sebastian exists

[hollow escarp]

He has like 2 or 3 dialogue lines in which he acknowledges the fact Sebastian exists, and they are all jabs/insults at him.

[keen eagle]

I want everything good to happen to see SEBASTJON

[acoustic sphinx]

Saturn

[dreamy monolith]

oh ok

[keen eagle]

Saturn…

[hollow escarp]

I know he insults his Snowman at the Festival of Ice but otherwise idk

[keen eagle]

Oh my god what

[hollow escarp]

ConcernedApe went as far as to make it so that Demetrius won’t even tell the player what Sebastian Loves/Hates like every other family member does to one another.

[keen eagle]

Holy hell

[hollow escarp]

Really wanted to emphasize the extent to which Demetrius treats him like a red-headed stepchild I suppose… which he kind of is actually.

[keen eagle]

I wanna marry sebastion pretty bad but I heard it ruins his dreams or something too and I just snendnf I lovr him ☹️

Poor little guy

[hollow escarp]

He dreams of life in the city but he’ll learn to love the farm if you marry him.

Doesn’t work that way irl but this is Stardew!

[crude vessel]

period as long as he ends up loving itlolol

[keen eagle]

He can visit the city when he wants I’m gonna marry other people too anyways 💗

[tired oyster]

Hello :)

[keen eagle]

Haii

[tired oyster]

Hi!

[primal kestrel]

Did you guys see the tweet?

[native solar]

I Neglected my child

[tired oyster]

Ack help I’ve actually just bought stardew valley and idk how to start😭

[native solar]

Now he's emo

[native solar]

Which tweet

[primal kestrel]

Oooh what do you need help with

[primal kestrel]

1.6 is confirmed

[native solar]

Oh I've known about that for 3 months now

[primal kestrel]

it should be coming soon i think

[native solar]

I'm part of the leaking community so It's my job to know heh

[tired oyster]

Well I really wanna be able to have those cool farms n stuff w friends but idk how to really start up everything without help 😞

[cobalt hare]

Hello fellas

New update is coming?

[cunning silo]

ca said 1.6 was coming in like january

[keen eagle]

What’s included in it?

[primal kestrel]

what day are you on?

[cunning silo]

isnt it just modding support or smth

[tender yacht]

Mostly better environement for modder

[primal kestrel]

bit more content too

[rare grove]

is there anything cool to get at the fall halloween thing

[tired oyster]

Well I’m too scared to start is the thing. I tried to play a couple days ago w my gf but we broke up and I haven’t touched it since 😭 I wanna start new but I’m scared

[cobalt hare]

What's new?