stardew-valley

[clever spire]

if u wanna open vanilla or smapi

[dense lintel]

I did not know that

though tbf I don't really use SMAPI

[dusty ibex]

as in u just delete the bottom launch options bruv

[dense lintel]

thank you vil

very cool

[clever spire]

i mean u put that in manually

so if u did that you’d know it’s there

yk

[dense lintel]

oh

[dusty ibex]

yea

but ur still welcome

[clever spire]

pika take back ur thank u

he don’t deserve it fr

[dusty ibex]

nooo pika i need it

[dense lintel]

ig he needs it

[dusty ibex]

thank u

[clever spire]

💀💀💀💀💀

[dusty ibex]

everyone recently just be calling me a dingus or toxic

[clever spire]

U

U

SAID YOU HOPE MY PATHETIC MEN TURN UNPATHETIC

THATS TOXIC ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[dusty ibex]

[dusty ibex]

ONLY UR FAVOURITE ONE U STILL HAVE UR OTHERS

[clever spire]

THATS MY FAVORITE ONE THO

[dense lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-gif-18888188

oh wait

dingus

[dusty ibex]

girl u dont need him

[dense lintel]

close enough ig

[clever spire]

girl i need him

[dense lintel]

who

[dusty ibex]

👏 💥 you 👏 don't 👏 need 👏 him 💥 👏

[clever spire]

i’m not saying who

then vil will wish death upon them or something

[dusty ibex]

[clever spire]

EVIL AAAAA

[dusty ibex]

ok panda would probably do that

lets be honest

ok im going shops now

[clever spire]

and u

[dense lintel]

okay

[dusty ibex]

lucy would u like anything

pika would u like anything

[dense lintel]

bye vil

[clever spire]

get me a monster pls

[dusty ibex]

midnight petrol station visits >>>

ok i will get u a monster

[dense lintel]

uhh. idk

[dusty ibex]

pika u can have some juice or smth idk

[dense lintel]

uh sure

[hexed smelt]

Gas station sushi. Live dangerously. 😝

[simple lake]

👋

[warm fiber]

gas station sashimi*

toeing the line between death and diarrhoea

[chrome citrus]

Is there any point going to the flower festival?

[dusk swallow]

So from my research it seems the best thing to do with my first prismatic shard is get the sword correct?

[cobalt hare]

sup NOOBS

NEW PLAYERS

[cobalt hare]

yeah save all 3

[dusty ibex]

yes but thats a spoiler bruv read the pinned

[cobalt hare]

oh right

[dusk swallow]

I do it for the reps

[terse beacon]

You can get a rarecrow

[chrome citrus]

Reps?

[dusty ibex]

@clever spire ok heres ur monster

[dusk swallow]

Sometimes the shop has cool stuff like rarecrows

[dusty ibex]

😭 our petrol stations never have those

[dusk swallow]

My bad. So no spoilers but off topic pictures of a drink are cool? Psh

[dusty ibex]

u raise a good point

[dusk swallow]

I call them reps because I play MMO’s. Relationships with the NPC’s is what I meant

[dusty ibex]

tbh i dont rlly care about the spoilers

but uhhh ppl might yell at u for it

[chrome citrus]

I can't dance with anyone though?

[valid river]

Sounds like a dumb question, but can mobile players do multiplayer

[dusty ibex]

i tend to buy the rarecrow in the first dance cuz i wanna get all the rarecrows

[dusk swallow]

You can still talk to them for the day. And the rarecrows are good to buy

[fringe wagon]

The Flower Basket recipe, one of the 8 Rarecrows, and dancing with a marriage candidate who has at least 4 hearts with you

Dancing with them will give them one extra heart

[dusty ibex]

no unless ur on android and ur modding MAYBE but thats a bit janky i think

[valid river]

Alr

[dusk swallow]

When the pinned says “no discussion after cc completions” does that mean when you finish the entire thing or just the bundles?

[chrome citrus]

Is flower basket furniture?

[dusty ibex]

if its after u finished the whole thing it means u cant talk about it at all, even with spoiler tags

if its locked behind a bundle completion, u have to talk about it with spoilers

[clever spire]

bonus points for it being pretty

[dusty ibex]

so like if ur talking about the greenhouse then u have to spoiler it when talking about what it does etc

[dusk swallow]

Ahh. Well technically I have 2 bundles to go so I’m safe there. I’ll use the spoilers going forward

[chrome citrus]

Is it even possible to get someone to 4 hearts before flower festival

[clever spire]

yes

[dusty ibex]

same with the bus or anything u can only access if u fixed da bus

[valid river]

What does janky mean?

[dusk swallow]

Makes sense

[clever spire]

u can get haley and shane up very fast

since their birthdays r in spring

[fringe wagon]

Yes
And required for something later on

[dusty ibex]

of extremely poor or unreliable quality.

[valid river]

I dont need no mods ahha

[dusk swallow]

Your PFP for example 😉

[valid river]

Nah dont diss

[chrome citrus]

Oh ok ty

[dusty ibex]

ur pfp is beautiful

[dusk swallow]

Better art than I can draw tbh

[valid river]

Fr

[clever spire]

i like the bee :(

[valid river]

Mc paint lol

[chrome citrus]

Did the notification for my axe upgrade not show up because it's a festival day

[dusty ibex]

it fills me with emotions i never even knew i had

[clever spire]

buzz buzz

[valid river]

Yah i love it xD

[clever spire]

mhm u can’t pick up stuff from anyone in festival days

[dusty ibex]

thank u it taste extra good too

[dusk swallow]

It’ll be ready after the festival day

[chrome citrus]

Dang alright

[dusty ibex]

ok puss in boots 2 is a w

[clever spire]

[valid river]

I havent watched ;-;

[dusty ibex]

ok u are in for a treat

[clever spire]

perrito was the best character

[brave bronze]

ong

[dusty ibex]

ok u r meant to spoiler tag dat but yes do the 2nd thing u said

[brave bronze]

oh myb

[dusty ibex]

also dont donate ur first dinosaur egg

[valid river]

It sounds/looks so good

[dusty ibex]

i bet if it was a food it would also taste really good

[valid river]

Bahah

[dusty ibex]

u can just do || spoiler message here ||

to spoiler ur stuff

[valid river]

Like this: || never gonna give you up ||

[dusty ibex]

|| Never gonna let you down ||

[valid river]

|| Never gonna run around and desert you ||

Songs a bop fr

[clever spire]

[valid river]

🥰

[cobalt hare]

Songs a bop fr

can you mix fertilizer and speed-gro? or is it just one or the other

[warm fiber]

only 1

[cobalt hare]

i see then, thanks

[clever spire]

mhmhmhmhm

[frigid cloud]

are ducks profitable?

[dense lintel]

yuh

[frigid cloud]

than chickens?

[dense lintel]

not as good as chickens but they make up for it by being very cute

[frigid cloud]

i need them just for community centee

[dense lintel]

just get a couple then

duck feather right?

[clever spire]

very cute indeed

[clear idol]

They are very cute, and will swim

[frigid cloud]

why just one?

[dense lintel]

re-enforcing how cute they are

[dense lintel]

higher chance to get feather if there are 2 ducks

because you have a small chance to get one from 2 ducks instead of just the one

[clear idol]

You can always hatch yourself another duck later. But yes feathers take a while so higher chance more ducks you have

[frigid cloud]

i need to buy goats for the same reasen

are goats better than cows?

[dense lintel]

you just need goat milk though right

[frigid cloud]

yea

[dense lintel]

you don't need multiple goats for that because after a certain amount of friendship you always get large goat milk

unlike the feathers

[frigid cloud]

uhmm

[dense lintel]

which is just a random chance that increases with friendship

[dense lintel]

I have no idea but I do always keep a few

just because they are cute

they probably aren't as profitable as cows though

since they produce milk every other day

[frigid cloud]

imma make big barn and big cop

and dont know what to put

in

[dense lintel]

get a couple of everything except sheep because they just suck

unless you find them cute

[cobalt hare]

SHEEP ARE AMAZING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[dense lintel]

I would get a lot of cows for the barn and a lot of chickens for coop if you only care about money

and then when you get the deluxe barn, switch to pigs.

[dense lintel]

uh

they are kinda ugly ngl

[cobalt hare]

okay

blocked

[frigid cloud]

what to do with wool

[cobalt hare]

eat it

[dense lintel]

you can sell it

or turn it into cloth

also emily loves it

[cobalt hare]

^

[dense lintel]

I forgor who else does

[covert elm]

I was doing so well today then I accidentally sold both my rusty sword and my wooden sword

Had to kill the game

[frigid cloud]

will i be needed to cloth for cc

[dense lintel]

cloth can be used to make clothing

[cobalt hare]

huh

[dense lintel]

don't think so

[covert elm]

I had manually watered the whole farm and caught a ton of fish

Pain

[cobalt hare]

but those swords arent even that good

and you can just buy a better one

[dense lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kill-cat-kill-gif-20949162

[frigid cloud]

okay thanks a lot for informations

[covert elm]

It's the highest I can buy

I think

[cobalt hare]

THIS IS SO FUN

STARDEW VALLEY NOOBS

[cobalt hare]

well nonetheless its not worth restarting your day for

theyre super basic swords

[dense lintel]

wood sword?

[cobalt hare]

low tier

[dense lintel]

are you talking about the forest sword?

[covert elm]

I'm in summer of first year, I have completed community center for crops and foraging but I want more sprinklers which means I need to get deep down in the caves.

Level 11 seems to be too hard on mobs alone with the wooden sword

Sorry, rusty sword

Highest I can buy from the guild is a wooden sword

[cobalt hare]

im so confused how have you completed the community center but can only buy a wooden sword

[covert elm]

No, I have only completed the summer part of it

And the spring part of ut

[clever spire]

[cobalt hare]

ohhhh

I see okay

[covert elm]

So I already got my first sprinkler as a reward but I want MOAR

My farm is too big already and I spend way too much time clicking every. Single. Tile. To water it

[cobalt hare]

have you upgraded your water can?

[covert elm]

I am also playing a parallel multiplayer file with friends and one of them has been basically speed running getting the sprinklers with no water can upgrades, so I was thinking of doing the same in my file

[dense lintel]

Okay so a few things to keep in mind when you wanna progress in the mines-

1. Check the Fortune Teller channel on the TV and only go to the mines on a "sprites are happy" or "very happy" days since the ladder spawn chance has daily luck as a major factor.

2. Skip the mobs and just break rocks to go as far down as you can as quickly as you can.

[covert elm]

Nope!

[cobalt hare]

oh yeah you definitely should!

that at least saves up a lot of time until you get sprinklers

[dire hull]

can i upgrade my coop without having to build a new one?

[cobalt hare]

but if you really need sprinklers just go to the mines and get loads of minerals

[covert elm]

Okay so skipping water can upgrades to get straight to the sprinklers is not as good as an idea as I was told :)

[cobalt hare]

yep

[dire hull]

how do i do that

do i talk to robin

[cobalt hare]

yep

[tropic fox]

Yes

[dire hull]

thx

[cobalt hare]

well

[covert elm]

My friend basically told me to forget the water can upgrades and go for the sprinklers but seems like a ton of work

[tropic fox]

In the construct farm buildings

[cobalt hare]

you can do that as well

[cobalt hare]

yeah

[warm fiber]

pay her wood and stone too

[covert elm]

And I use 1/2 of my energy on watering my plants every day

[dire hull]

i still need the materials for it right?

[covert elm]

So I need to stop by the spa

[tropic fox]

Keep moving until you see the big coop

[dire hull]

ahh okay thanks

[tropic fox]

Spa is useless

[dense lintel]

tbf just do what you wanna do

[cobalt hare]

no its not

[covert elm]

Also I have never upgraded anything, I just need to go to the carpenter and pay money?

[dense lintel]

don't really listen to people unless you need help with something

[tropic fox]

Just eat salad from the saloon

[cobalt hare]

eat akari from the saloon

[clever spire]

[dense lintel]

clint

[covert elm]

Really? Is that faster?

[dense lintel]

the blacksmith above the museum

[tropic fox]

Shut up

[clever spire]

💀⁉️

[dense lintel]

and you will need 5 bars of the material you wanna upgrade your tool too

[versed sentinel]

I was always anti-watering can (only did copper) however if you farm a lot before you can get good sprinklers, it's worth upgrading it even just to iron if you plant right

[covert elm]

Yes - reading the wiki I'm confused if I need iron bars or money or both

[dense lintel]

so a copper upgrade will require 5 copper bars

[cobalt hare]

yeah

[tropic fox]

They only cost 220g so it's better, gives you a reasonable amount of health and energy

[dense lintel]

you will need both

and the first upgrade is always copper

so bring 5 copper bars and have at least 2k gold

[cobalt hare]

tbh i feel like you dont like mining @covert elm judging by how you have only fought such little monsters to only have a rusty sword. so i recommend you upgrade your watering can. otherwise you can grind minerals in the cavern

[covert elm]

Melons and blueberries farm a shit ton of money during summer so I made a big investment. Didn't realize this would be time consuming

[tropic fox]

25 bars for each upgrade per level

[versed sentinel]

I don't think I'd go past iron watering can, gold almost feels like a downgrade because of the pattern I water my crops

[tropic fox]

Starfruit better

[cobalt hare]

Akari better

[dense lintel]

MAYBE JUST MAYBE

[versed sentinel]

Yeah for year one though I usually ran out of money before it got too big

[tropic fox]

25 or 20

[dense lintel]

hear me out here

[cobalt hare]

MAYBE JUST MAYBE SHUTUP

[dense lintel]

they are very new to the game

[versed sentinel]

Did you include trashcan?

[covert elm]

I actually like the mines but it's one of my least levelled skills, I never saw the point in the mines and I didn't really know why they were in the game, until I heard about sprinklers

[dense lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/hollyweencandy-sad-cat-cat-sad-cat-crying-cat-upset-gif-26444127

[cobalt hare]

ohhh

then yeah go to mining @covert elm you can get sprinklers that way

just look up ways to efficiently get loads of iron for them

[covert elm]

Ty :)

[tropic fox]

Faxx

[covert elm]

But, do I need iron for the watering can upgrade?

[cobalt hare]

yeah

[tropic fox]

Yes

[covert elm]

Suppose I'm taking my time for the sprinklers

Oh so I need to go deeper than level 10 anyway

[cobalt hare]

oh yeah 💀

i think only copper is down there

[covert elm]

Isn't iron at level 15

Also is the 250$ wooden sword a good upgrade jver rusty?

[cobalt hare]

NO

literally just avoid monsters and save your money

[versed sentinel]

Buying weapons is a bad idea

[dense lintel]

you kinda do need to go all the way down to 80 if you want quality sprinkles aka the one you got as a gift from the Community Center

[covert elm]

The annoying flies

Thanks though I will

[tropic fox]

Theyre fairly easy

[dense lintel]

iron starts at floor 41

[dire hull]

how long does the coop upgrade take

[cobalt hare]

iron starts at floor 41

[covert elm]

So no watering can upgrade until floor 41? 💀💀💀 Fr?

[dense lintel]

2 days usually

[cobalt hare]

2 days usually

[covert elm]

Am I under levelled for being at floor 10 for summer 18 of the first year lmao

[tropic fox]

About 2 days I think

[dire hull]

thats fine then

[dense lintel]

unless there is a festival in between

because robin doesn't work on festival days

[versed sentinel]

I was past floor 80 in spring... so probably

[dense lintel]

you can upgrade your watering can to a copper one

[cobalt hare]

wow this music is rlly good @dense lintel

[noble path]

Roughly 2~3 days

[covert elm]

Me in Minecraft with 5 stacks of iron in one week Vs me in stardew:

Okay so the mines are not useless

Thank you!!

[dense lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/975842081970991115/1068783672699920454/how_about_that.gif

[mellow wharf]

unless you're trying to min max it id say just take it at your own time

[cobalt hare]

OMG THAT SCARED ME

...whyre you playing a romantic song like that... @dense lintel

[dense lintel]

@covert elm^^

[dense lintel]

this is just what I listen to dumbahh

[covert elm]

First run, nothing crazy. I just downloaded Stardew for being comfort game since my real life sucks high key rn. But I am trying to keep a balance between too chilled (= I lose motivation) and too intense (= it feels like too much grind)

I've seen setting goals makes it more fun (eg: get the sprinklers)

[cobalt hare]

im a CS student too

[clear crystal]

Hi

[covert elm]

Ty! Saved

[cobalt hare]

nice to meet you

[tropic fox]

Hello 👋

[covert elm]

Hi :)

[dense lintel]

also iron is floors 41-79 and gold is floor 81-119

[clear crystal]

I need help in the game

[tropic fox]

120 floors of the mines

[cobalt hare]

whats wrong gustavo

[tropic fox]

Yes?

[cobalt hare]

SHUTUP

[clear crystal]

I keep getting killed in the cave by slimes

[tropic fox]

Dude...

[cobalt hare]

get some food

to heal up

[clear crystal]

Idk how

[covert elm]

💀💀💀

[cobalt hare]

you can forage

[tropic fox]

Get a better sword

[covert elm]

I use fish, I don't know if there is anything more efficient

And random forage

[clear crystal]

What's a forage

[dense lintel]

run around the map and pick up the things on the ground

[covert elm]

Things you kinda pick up around the world

[cobalt hare]

oh definitely dont use ur fish for food

i recommend selling them

[dense lintel]

also get used to spamming the sword to keep the slimes away

[clear crystal]

When I do that I get yelled at by random people

[clever spire]

💀

[plush yacht]

Things are listed as forage in game

[clever spire]

bcz it’s post cc

oh wait i read it wrong mb i’m illiterate

[covert elm]

I sell most of them because I have the mod that tells me how much everything is worth and fish seems like it's worth a pretty penny, but what should I use as food instead?

[tropic fox]

Stop being rude @cobalt hare

[dense lintel]

they are stupid

do whatever you want to

it's your game

[clear crystal]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

wait i thought it was funny

[clear crystal]

Also when I try to kill the slimes I accidently mine rocks instead

[dense lintel]

Cat!

[plush yacht]

Use sword not pic

[covert elm]

Use the sword!

[clear crystal]

What sword

[unborn galleon]

Hi I lost my original shirt in the mines, I took it off to put on a skeleton top but then got killed, can I get this back later?

[clear crystal]

I didn't get one

[versed sentinel]

... unless you're on the wilderness farm you get a sword before you fight enemies

[dense lintel]

once you get access to the adventurer's guild you can get an item recovered once you die

[plush yacht]

Ag item recovery

[covert elm]

Also what can I do if I accidentally told my multiplayer friends I want to romance Sebastian and they're trying to beat me to it out of spite 💀

[dense lintel]

you need to kill 10 green slimes and then enter the guild after 2pm

[tropic fox]

Item recover service

[clear crystal]

Ok

How do i kill slimes

[versed sentinel]

Kick them out last minute, marry Sebastian and let them rejoin again lol

[dense lintel]

and then interact with the counter and select the item recovery service

[plush yacht]

U romance him first

[clear crystal]

My pickaxe isn't working

[unborn galleon]

I selected another item from AG and the shirt is not there anymore

[dense lintel]

yeah

you can only get one thing recovered

[ashen flume]

Get to sebastian faster or make them think you were actually going for someone else

[unborn galleon]

Yeah only got one thing

So I lost my shirt permanently?

[ashen flume]

Maybe tailor a new shirt?

[plush yacht]

Welp say goodbye to that shirt then until ||tailoring is this spoiler?||

[dense lintel]

you can get it again through tailoring

[ashen flume]

Nah not really a spoiler

[unborn galleon]

Can you tailor the original one you get at the start?

[plush yacht]

Cool

[clear crystal]

I tried it again and still died

[plush yacht]

Depends which u picked

[dense lintel]

^^

[plush yacht]

Check wiki

[unborn galleon]

The red one

[dense lintel]

but later on

[ashen flume]

The default one? I think so

[covert elm]

Server host threatened to romance him while I'm offline I swear if he does this I am physically going to his house

[unborn galleon]

The default one

[ashen flume]

Farmer overalls

[dense lintel]

||you can use the shrine of illusions||

[unborn galleon]

Yeah

[ashen flume]

Nah that doesnt change clothes

[plush yacht]

Check wiki tailoring

[clear crystal]

Guys I lost my pants

[dense lintel]

WAIT WHAR

[plush yacht]

Rip

[ashen flume]

I tried to exploit it and it failed

[unborn galleon]

Hopefully I can tailor it otherwise its lost in the mines, thanks guys

[ashen flume]

Oh god we're gonna need a clothing shop soon

[cunning silo]

iirc there's only like one shirt that can't be tailored

[plush yacht]

I hope its tailorable i believe at least some overalls are

[dense lintel]

aw

[clear crystal]

I was trying to fight the slimes and accidentally took off my pants

[plush yacht]

Which

[clear crystal]

And I died

[plush yacht]

Lms rq

[ashen flume]

Theres like a few, glad i got one of the unobtainable ones

I know the green shirt i got is only from the menu

[plush yacht]

No theres multiple shirts non tailor-able

[cunning silo]

i mean one not tailorable only gotten form main menu

[covert elm]

Me and a friend were both speed running his seaweed task. I had the upper leg since I know his schedule for the wiki. Unfortunately, I accidentally gave him green algae instead and he hated it

[cunning silo]

are there more?

[plush yacht]

No i believe red green sailor all can be chosen

[ashen flume]

Yeah theres a few

[plush yacht]

And more

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Tailoring

[ashen flume]

I checked wiki for shirts way too many times for this

[versed sentinel]

I was naming all the animals after male stardew valley characters and left pregnancy on... I think I regret it

[plush yacht]

Check the list of shirts many can only be obtained through character creation

[hollow escarp]

So many outfits

[covert elm]

If the night hasn't happened yet CLOSE YOUR GAME

[dense lintel]

what the fu-

[clear crystal]

Its already night

[hollow escarp]

Morris gave birth to a cow!

[versed sentinel]

I've never had a pregnancy let alone a couple of days after Morris became an adult

[cunning silo]

The ||Oasis|| sells a random Shirt each day of the week

[plush yacht]

Why did u take ur pants off 🤣

[clever spire]

NOOOOO

[plush yacht]

True

[magic flint]

if you havent slept you can reset the day

[versed sentinel]

Technically a goat

[clear crystal]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

[plush yacht]

🤣🤣

[cunning silo]

Shirts that can be chosen at character creation but cannot be Tailored or obtained any other way may be sold at the ||Oasis||.

[magic flint]

you can get them back by savequitting without sleeping but youll have to redo the day

[clear crystal]

Ok I still have them

[cobalt hare]

should i plant fiber?

[covert elm]

Best paid Joja intern

[plush yacht]

Walks around in boxers for rest of game 🤣

[clear crystal]

I still have my pants

[magic flint]

what do you mean

[plush yacht]

Yeah u wouldve just dropped and then repicked

[hollow escarp]

If you are short on it sure

[covert elm]

Least young child labor used by Joja

[cobalt hare]

Ok

[clear crystal]

Ok I going back into the cave

[plush yacht]

In winter sure and for tea sapling method

[clear crystal]

I regret going back in

[ashen flume]

Oh then none are unobtainable

[plush yacht]

Ngl me

[ashen flume]

Nice

[unborn galleon]

Why is Shane so rude

[clear crystal]

While attempting to kill the slime, I dropped my pants AND my shirt

[plush yacht]

Depression

And alcoholism

[magic flint]

ive forgotten what you can use sap for

[hollow escarp]

He wants to distance himself from you

[plush yacht]

Fertiliser.

[unborn galleon]

Lol I can tell

[clear crystal]

IVE DROPPED MY CLOTHES

[magic flint]

oh yeah, thanks

[plush yacht]

Who keeps going 3-2 on shane thing

[unborn galleon]

I gave him so many chances

[clear crystal]

FUCK I DIED

[ashen flume]

Eventually if you watch his heart scenes theres development and you understand

[unborn galleon]

I'm just gonna gift him trash now

[ashen flume]

Ooor you do that

[clear crystal]

Wait hold on

Can I wear Louis's shorts

[plush yacht]

Tailored with gold bar

[magic flint]

yes

[versed sentinel]

I wish you could have a duplicate

[plush yacht]

Or staircase in pants

[ashen flume]

What about training and getting familiar with controls before exploring the mines again?

[plush yacht]

U can have a lot

[versed sentinel]

how?

[plush yacht]

Just chuck staircase in pants as many time

Ive done it several hundred times for the luau

[clear crystal]

I have purple shorts

I am going to attempt to wear them

[plush yacht]

Ye u cant just wear those

[unborn galleon]

Who did you guys marry?

[plush yacht]

U need to tailor them w gold bar

[plush yacht]

Ur mum

[strange ledge]

Penny is best

[plush yacht]

[clear crystal]

Penny is a bitch

[plush yacht]

Penny sucks so much

[unborn galleon]

My mom is your grandma

[versed sentinel]

Is this a glitch?

[dense lintel]

what

[hollow escarp]

1: Get 99 Stone
2: Craft Staircase
3: Wear Staircase
4: Melt underwear into Gold Bar
5: Sell Bar
6: Profit

• Gotoro Empire Industries

[hollow escarp]

No it is canon

[strange ledge]

That was my first playthrough. New one is Emily 😭

[plush yacht]

She is the actual worst. So naive and every heart scene is the sussiest shit

[lone jackal]

leah

[hollow escarp]

How the entirety of the Gotorian Empire is funded

[versed sentinel]

I married Shane

[dense lintel]

lemme look up the heart events

[clear crystal]

Guys I think I found a glitch

[versed sentinel]

All I know about Penny is crying

[lone jackal]

becoming friends with shane is the best

[unborn galleon]

I'm thinking Abigail but I like Haley because she's stuck up

[clever spire]

goth haley

[lone jackal]

if i could i would marry caroline

[plush yacht]

||One cutscene she loses points if you stop her from pushing someone who doesnt want to be pushed and embarassing them. One cutscene she loses points or has sussy responses like "i think youd make great parent" to u saying u dont want kids (a friendship not romance scene) one cutscene she loses points if your honest that her cooking is terrible||

[lone jackal]

:(

[versed sentinel]

Bad Penny mod fixes her (don't look into it you'll regret it a lot)

[hollow escarp]

Delete this quickly

[clear crystal]

I deffently found a glitch

[unborn galleon]

Yeah or Robin

[hollow escarp]

Heart events are spoilers, need to be spoiler tagged at the minimum here

[plush yacht]

No, but spoiler. None of these are 10+

[clear crystal]

A broke a tree and it was floating

[dense lintel]

whar

[covert elm]

I actively dislike Haley she gives me the vibe of someone who will be distant, constant hot/cold and low key manipulative for the entire relationship

[lone jackal]

truuue

[unborn galleon]

I gave Robin so many gifts thinking I can marry her

[covert elm]

It's just the vibe she gives off idk

[versed sentinel]

I dislike Haley because her name isn't Hailey we are not the same

[lone jackal]

yeah and she also seems lazy af lol

[clear crystal]

I broke a tree and it was floating

[versed sentinel]

They were saying they didn't need to delete but censor

[covert elm]

Sebastian seems gold tier goth bf

[plush yacht]

I just did dumbass i literally said that in the message replied to. I said NO, BUT SPOILER

Which i did

[hollow escarp]

Ah my bad

[covert elm]

Like I would 100% have my personal goth bf in my farm

[clear crystal]

I MADE A TREE FLOAT

[unborn galleon]

Do you have the Shane syndrome?

[hollow escarp]

Minecrafter detected

[clear crystal]

No

[plush yacht]

Not as a bachelor you take him away from his dreams by marriage

[plush yacht]

Lmao

[clear crystal]

A tree is just legit floating

[lone jackal]

climb it

[covert elm]

What really 😭😭 should I not marry him

[clear crystal]

The stump broke

[lone jackal]

see where it will take you

[plush yacht]

Rip mc fr

[magic flint]

screenshot?

[plush yacht]

I mean do because hes adorable but it just depresses me

[chrome citrus]

How important is steel pickaxe upgrade?

[dusty ibex]

marry him and make ur mind up about if u like him or not

i personally dont like him from what i know happens but thats just me i think its a better arc when u dont do that

[plush yacht]

Very very important

[dusty ibex]

itll help a lot when ur mining

[magic flint]

do you have steel can yet?

[clear crystal]

I'm on mobile and I'm using my PC for the game so I can't

[versed sentinel]

To be fair though they never leave even if you don't marry them, they hinder themselves

[clear crystal]

Wrong one

[plush yacht]

What

[chrome citrus]

I haven't had a chance to upgrade my watering can cause I have strawberries

[plush yacht]

Were u meaning

[clear crystal]

Can't on mobile
Game on xbox

[covert elm]

Sebastian is that relationship where your partner is so sweet and you love them so much but you feel bad due to the overwhelming sense of guilt that you should leave them for their own good but you don't

[unborn galleon]

I feel like Linus violated me in his camp

[plush yacht]

Omfg i hate that scene

So scarring

[magic flint]

[covert elm]

…what

[unborn galleon]

Yeah I distanced myself from him after that lol

[clear crystal]

The stump is gone

[covert elm]

What happens with Linus

[clear crystal]

The tree is floating

[plush yacht]

Linus i-i'm...married

[versed sentinel]

I have a mod for that

[unborn galleon]

When he teaches you the master-bait

[covert elm]

I had very high respect for Linus but maybe not

[dusty ibex]

uhhh linus is a good guy

[plush yacht]

squishing noises

[dusty ibex]

he aint do nothing wrong ppl just be having funny imaginations

[unborn galleon]

😭

[clear crystal]

Who the duck is linus

[plush yacht]

He is its not meant to be that. But CA knows what he was doing

[dusty ibex]

linus is the beautiful homeless man

[plush yacht]

Fr

[sand oak]

Hi

[dusty ibex]

hi

[plush yacht]

Bonjour

[sand oak]

I have a question

[covert elm]

So it's now what I think

[dusty ibex]

ask away senor

[unborn galleon]

Philosopher King

[clear crystal]

What

[plush yacht]

Its not what it sounds and looks like

[clear crystal]

OH NO THE SLIMES ARE ON MY FARM

[unborn galleon]

He's like Diogenes

[plush yacht]

Linus is king

[covert elm]

My role model

[covert elm]

Can… this… happen?

[plush yacht]

?

[covert elm]

Are they not junimos?

[plush yacht]

Yes slimes can be on farm

[unborn galleon]

I always turn his camp fire off

[clear crystal]

What is a junimo

[covert elm]

How the f

[clear crystal]

And I died

[sand oak]

So if i put a trapper in an oak tree does it produce the same item ?

[covert elm]

Have you tried the community center yet?

[clear crystal]

WAIT FUCK I DROPPED MY PICKAXE

[tidal raven]

can someone tell me where i can download SMAPI mobile please?

[covert elm]

Close the game

Restart the day

[plush yacht]

Maybe with wilderness but certainly withh ||slime hutch and slime egg incubator|| i accidentally filled the town with red slimes once and would collapse trying to get vinegar from pierres

[unborn galleon]

Yeah

[plush yacht]

Bro ur really not having a good day are you

[clear crystal]

How do I get sword

[covert elm]

Why 💀💀💀💀

[clear crystal]

Also no

[plush yacht]

U get given one when entering mines

[clear crystal]

I enter one, and I don't get a sword

[plush yacht]

Cos they say hi to the villagers and its cute

[hollow escarp]

You filled the town with red slimes… but didn’t have a Slime Ring?

[plush yacht]

But they multiplied

[covert elm]

Yeah that seems like a Stardew nightmare

[sand oak]

If i cut the tree i can take back the trapper Right?

[plush yacht]

Not at that point

[native solar]

I ate my horse by accident how do I get him back

[unborn galleon]

Yeah take the trapper off first

[plush yacht]

I did late but even then it would glitch my whole file

[clear crystal]

Wait I found my sword in my chest

[clever spire]

yum

[plush yacht]

There was thousands took me weeks to cull them

[covert elm]

It's never too late to restart the day

[native solar]

Oh yeah forgor I could do that

[hollow escarp]

It’s possible to destroy a save file with Slimes!?!

[clear crystal]

THE SLIMES ARE BACK

[unborn galleon]

With your pants?

[clear crystal]

No

My pants are gone, and so is my shirt 💀

[covert elm]

Whenever I fuck up I just alt+F4 before the night dawns

[plush yacht]

No. I said glitch as in the whole thing would freeze and slow and sometimes shut the whole game off

[unborn galleon]

Check in Marines bedroom

[sand oak]

Okay thanks

[plush yacht]

Tho maybe. However i kinda had the most i dont reckon its even possible to have more then i had

[clear crystal]

I already got the purple shorts

[hollow escarp]

Was it the Slimes which were causing your game to lag/freeze or something else entirely?

[plush yacht]

Slimes. I had thousands

I would swing sword and the whole game would just glitch

[clear crystal]

WAIR FUCK I DROPPED MY SWORD

[covert elm]

Minecraft mod spawner type beat

[plush yacht]

I would move starting in one spot and then game would stop and one minute later id be on the other side of town

[plush yacht]

Bro im convinced ur trolling at this point

[hollow escarp]

Don’t Slimes which aren’t fenced in escape over time? Idk the exact mechanics behind that but does it not happen more quickly than they breed outside?

[covert elm]

So THIS is how this game can lag

I have never seen it lag on my potato laptop

[plush yacht]

They breed outside bruv. They were all throughout town

They bred a lot

[clear crystal]

I died D:

[plush yacht]

And a lot

[plush yacht]

Same on potato 8 year old mac

But then the slimes-

Its all g tho i killed them

Never again

[clear crystal]

pain

[plush yacht]

Restart day and stop going to mines is it even gl day

[clear crystal]

Ok

[dense lintel]

@clear crystal

[clever spire]

gustavo roque ⁉️⁉️⁉️

[clear crystal]

Thank

Where is the Fortune teller

[lone jackal]

its a channel you watch on your tv

[clear crystal]

I walked half way across the entire town for nothing

[lone jackal]

and they'll tell you how the spirits are feeling that day, which tells you how good your luck will be in the mines

LMAO

[dense lintel]

in the television in your home

[hollow escarp]

I think they mean the one at the fair

[dense lintel]

oh

[clear crystal]

No

[dense lintel]

lol

[hollow escarp]

Oh, she lives inside your TV

[clear crystal]

WHAT FAIR

[dense lintel]

^^

just interact with the TV in your home

[lone jackal]

Yeah its just on your tv hahaha

[clear crystal]

Bruh

[dense lintel]

and select the fortune teller channel

there is another fortune teller in a festival but it doesn't do the same thing and is more of a gimmick

[frigid cloud]

@dense lintel i got the feather from merchant lol

i still need duck egg

[dense lintel]

that's nice

[dense lintel]

I don't think you need it but yeah

because you only need to donate 5 out of the 6 things listed

[frigid cloud]

community center

[frigid cloud]

yeah the one i wont donate is eool

lol

[dense lintel]

^^ this is what I meant

[frigid cloud]

i mean wool

[dense lintel]

oh yeah

[chrome citrus]

Would it be bad if I cut down all the trees on my farm?

[dense lintel]

sorry I'm stupid

[dense lintel]

not really no

as long as you replant them

also

[chrome citrus]

So I don't really need to worry about it I can just start cutting down whatever if I need wood?

[dense lintel]

keep a few oak trees around with tappers for kegs later

[dense lintel]

yup

[chrome citrus]

Oh ok
Only oak trees?

[dense lintel]

also if you run around the map

you will see trees you can chop

and those re grow on their own

[chrome citrus]

Also I thought trees automatically replanted?

[dense lintel]

you don't need to plant them or anything

[dense lintel]

they don't

unless a tree or a stump is left on the ground they don't automatically replant

[chrome citrus]

Oh
Cause I always see tree seeds on the ground and stuff

[dense lintel]

not on the farm at least

[dense lintel]

^^@chrome citrus

[chrome citrus]

Ohh ok
Would it be better to cut down trees in my farm to clear space anyways?

[dense lintel]

yes

[chrome citrus]

I'm assuming it'd be more time efficient than running around the map for now

[dense lintel]

just keep a couple oak trees around and one pine and one maple with tappers

[chrome citrus]

Yep cool

[dense lintel]

just in case you need them later

[chrome citrus]

Ty

[dense lintel]

it is

[warm fiber]

better to chop it down and replant them in a more desirable spot

[dense lintel]

yeah but I always forget to do that

and then cry because I didn't plant them in time

[warm fiber]

thats a memory issue

[chrome citrus]

What about the larger tree stumps on my farm? Should I cut them all down

The ones that give hardwood

[dense lintel]

you should just chop them if you can

[chrome citrus]

Yeah I've got a steel axe

[warm fiber]

yea best to clear it all

[dense lintel]

by the time you can get more hardwood from them you really don't need that extra hardwood

[chrome citrus]

Oh from a foraging skill or something

[warm fiber]

you need level 10 foraging anyways

[chrome citrus]

Ahh I see ok

[steady spruce]

@spiral tundra having any troubles?

[clear crystal]

I return

[winter dragon]

hi guys

[clever spire]

[pulsar patio]

Hello chat

[winter dragon]

hi

[cobalt hare]

I think I just 100%ed life

[winter dragon]

I can't get past level 80 in the mines

[clever spire]

more food ‼️

[proud pivot]

What's stopping you?

[cunning silo]

hit the rocks to get ladders

[winter dragon]

the enemies are so much harder

everything else was relatively easy

[proud pivot]

Just avoid them, hide behind rocks while you mine them

[winter dragon]

alright

[proud pivot]

Unless a slime reaches you, you can outrun them

[pulsar patio]

I recommend make or buy some food with attack buffs

[winter dragon]

I never have issues with slimes

[pulsar patio]

Specifically fried mushrooms maybe

[proud pivot]

You could also Farm skeletons for a bit for a Bone Sword. probably better than your current weapon

[winter dragon]

I do have a bone sword

I got like 5 by the end of that zone

[clever spire]

get more salads

[pulsar patio]

Do you have a prismatic shard and acces to the desert?

[clever spire]

to replenish health

[proud pivot]

Uh. That should be strong enough to keep enemies off you then

Good speed and some weight, can out slap Shadow Brutes

[winter dragon]

I'm level 80 in the mines

[pulsar patio]

Do you have them?

[winter dragon]

no

[pulsar patio]

Ah, ok

[clever spire]

anything that happens after getting on the bus is a spoiler

[proud pivot]

Highly unlikely since nothing before floor 80 can drop them until he reaches the bottom

[pulsar patio]

True

Sorry I've never gotten to level 80

[frail minnow]

[pulsar patio]

Context?

[frail minnow]

[clever spire]

[proud pivot]

[frail minnow]

What have i done?

[clever spire]

[pulsar patio]

[clever spire]

deaded

[frail minnow]

Im level 18

[clever spire]

[dense lintel]

[winter dragon]

I just got a "the slammer" from a crate

[dense lintel]

It's pretty nice if you can use the hammer bug

[winter dragon]

and I made it to level 90

[dense lintel]

[winter dragon]

Of the mines

[mystic jasper]

Nice

I tried getting the slammer but I kept getting yeti tooth lol

[dense lintel]

lol

[clever spire]

yeti tooth bad

[mystic jasper]

That weapon dropped like 5 times

[mystic jasper]

And I still keep one

[dense lintel]

it's alright

[winter dragon]

Fighter or scout which profession

[mystic jasper]

I usually do fighter

[dense lintel]

fighter for now and then switch to desperado when you start using hammers late game

[winter dragon]

Alright

I got 5 emeralds from one mining session

[dense lintel]

nice

[winter dragon]

What's the best type of geode

[small bison]

who do i marry

[proud pivot]

There isn't really a best type. They all give different Loot.

Omni geodes can drop ANY geode loot. But that might not actually be a good thing if you're going for a specific mineral

[hexed smelt]

Isn't it Scout and then Acrobat for Hammer?

[dense lintel]

haley

[dense lintel]

"switch"

with the shrine

[winter dragon]

Also mushrooms or fruit bats

[dense lintel]

or statue

forgor

[small bison]

i'll marry Gus then

[dense lintel]

personal preference but I like bats

[proud pivot]

I prefer bats. But as a newer player, there's a decent argument for Mushroom cave. Better for energy, and slightly more money

Bats are good for CC completion, and getting tree fruit for gifts

[hexed smelt]

Yes, but Desperado is a crit skill, which is for daggers. Acrobat is the cooldown boost for hammers special move.

[dense lintel]

oh right

I read that wrong my bad

yeah acrobat

sorry I was thinking about daggers and hammers and my brain just stopped working

[winter dragon]

Guys I just started winter what is the best crop for the season for profit

[dense lintel]

yeah it's acrobat

[dense lintel]

you cannot grow any crops in winter

mine a lot

[winter dragon]

oh

[dense lintel]

also make friends with caroline

so you can get the tea sapling recipe

and grow the forage seeds

[winter dragon]

what does she like?

[clever spire]

none

[dense lintel]

these things is what you should grow in winter

free forage exp

[dense lintel]

veggies, daffodils

[proud pivot]

Tht's assuming he can get them. Need 7 foraging to make those seeds

[dense lintel]

I would just give her eggs if you have those

[dense lintel]

oh yeah

[winter dragon]

I have foraging 1

[dense lintel]

yeah there isn't really anything you can grow in winter then

just mine and fish

make friends with the npcs

decorate

[winter dragon]

I think I will sleep through winter ngl

[hexed smelt]

I just did the same thing in the other channel. 🤣

[dense lintel]

lmao

[winter dragon]

Dwarf gadget and lemon stone from magma geods

I have no idea what either are

[dense lintel]

you are supposed to donate them to the museum

you can keep the dwarf gadget for a fairly useless recipe later in the game but it is fairly common so you don't need to

[mystic jasper]

If they have farming level 9 they can use seed maker

[clever spire]

yum

[proud pivot]

They're quite new to the game, highly doubt they have that either

[mystic jasper]

Oh nvm then

[pine niche]

During winter, all I did was fish at that rock by the peir

Got me enough money

[sharp fox]

maybe try fishing in other areas too to have some variety in fish and make sure to grab the winter foragables if you want to donate stuff to the community center

[cobalt hare]

Abigail or Leah

[small bison]

i shall marry gus then

[cobalt hare]

That's impossible

[open bloom]

What about krombus :(

[small bison]

no.

im going back to modded farmers

[oak obsidian]

marry krobus

[cobalt hare]

You can't marry Krobus but you can have him move in with you.

[small bison]

you can marry krobus with mods i think

[oak obsidian]

you cant REALLY marry him but we all know you're marrying him

[small bison]

but why would you

[oak obsidian]

because krobus

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/krobus-my-beloved-stardew-valley-heart-gif-27662599

He's nice.

[open bloom]

Marriage without the extra steps

[cobalt hare]

epic embed fail

[small bison]

embed flail

[cobalt hare]

Correct.

[clever spire]

[small bison]

https://tenor.com/view/krobus-my-beloved-stardew-valley-heart-gif-27662599

[cobalt hare]

[cobalt hare]

NOT FAIR

[small bison]

YOU NEED TO BE COWPOKE AND HIGHER LEVEL

[cobalt hare]

Ha! I like it!

[small bison]

TO SEND IMAGES AND EMBEDS ANYWHERE BUT #images-and-memes

[oak obsidian]

YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT AT US

[cobalt hare]

[cobalt hare]

WE ALL SHOUTING NOW

[clever spire]

[terse beacon]

Yo

[small bison]

ETRAMA

HI

[terse beacon]

What up faun

[small bison]

IM GETTING MORE MODS

[terse beacon]

W

[open bloom]

Is ur pfp Qi?

[terse beacon]

Yes

[sand dust]

hi guys

[open bloom]

Are you qi

[small bison]

IM MAKING CHILDREN BETTER BC IM PLANNING ON GETTING 5

[terse beacon]

Welcome to the server

[terse beacon]

Yes

[sand dust]

im kinda new here and i have a question

[open bloom]

Why do you keep hiding your nuts from us

[cobalt hare]

I'm new too!

[cobalt hare]

[terse beacon]

Whats the question

[small bison]

etrama is actually better than qi

[terse beacon]

It’s better that way

Trust

[clever spire]

what is it

[terse beacon]

Yes the question

[cobalt hare]

let the poor guy type

[terse beacon]

Type faster

[clever spire]

WHAT IS IT ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[terse beacon]

Faster faster go now

[sand dust]

soooo i was reading at the wiki on how to get a pearl, and i read something about willy giving you one after filling a fish pond with 10 crabs

its a very specific question but if anyone know the answer...

[cobalt hare]

fishing question im out

[sand dust]

sorry!! english is not my first language its kinda hard for me

[open bloom]

You have to beat nosk before that unlocks

[mystic jasper]

What about the pearl?

[terse beacon]

You did pretty good with your english

[sand dust]

thanks!

[terse beacon]

Are you asking if the fish pond will give you a pearl? Or how to get one in general?

[small bison]

this is true. when you have 10 crabs in a fish pond, talk to willy and he'll give you a pearl

[sand dust]

if the fish pond will give me

[terse beacon]

Yes it will

Faun knows i see

[sand dust]

thanks!! ill try!!!

[clever spire]

yurp

[mystic jasper]

You don't get it from the fish pond you get it from Willy once your crab fish pond reaches 10

[small bison]

i did it before on switch

[sand dust]

trying to marry a hard bachelor before fall 12, i wanted to make a veil

[terse beacon]

W

[small bison]

im downloadinh so many mods

[clever spire]

gl

who r u trying to marry ?

[terse beacon]

Switch kinda smacks

[mystic jasper]

In before you got yourself a jet engine

[grave vault]

artifact troves are also one way to get them! ||you can exchange 5 omni geodes for 1 trove the desert trader if you've unlocked the desert||

[sand dust]

elliott

[cobalt hare]

Stardew one of the only games the switch doesnt need more then its 30 fps

[cobalt hare]

good choice!

[clever spire]

oh yeah elliott is pretty hard

[grave vault]

i love him! i always end up gravitating back to him even after marrying a bunch of others

[sand dust]

i dont think i can unlock the desert so fast tho, theres still some things left

[terse beacon]

W elliot

[sand dust]

same!!

[terse beacon]

All you need is money to get to the desert

[cobalt hare]

Agreed. It gets easier when you get a pomegranate tree.

[grave vault]

ah then crabs are your best bet! you can get a bunch just by killing rock crabs at the mines you should be able to fill up a pond fast because you dont need to wait for them to reproduce, just give you the quests

[terse beacon]

FUCK YOU DID IT FIRST

[small bison]

<3

[terse beacon]

You suck

[cobalt hare]

That is terrifying.

is that dream

[terse beacon]

Yes

[small bison]

mhm

[terse beacon]

It’s drelliot

[grave vault]

how do i jail you for this 😭

[small bison]

i just accidentally inhaled chocolate dust

[terse beacon]

Dream sues him for defamation

[small bison]

i dont need to be jailed

[mystic jasper]

Smells of seawater

[terse beacon]

Just like chris

[small bison]

i used to be a dream stan

[terse beacon]

Never was a dream stan

[small bison]

like. 2 years ago

[terse beacon]

Pretty cool video at first though

[cobalt hare]

A what?

IM TIRED OF HAVING TO CHOOSE ONE I WANT TO GET ALL THE BITCHES EVEN THE MARRIED ONES

didnt he get exposed for grooming

[sand dust]

ill have nightmares

[terse beacon]

Kept milking the cow that ran out long ago though

[cobalt hare]

multiple times

[mystic jasper]

You guys were dream stans?

[terse beacon]

Every famous person is exposed for some random shit it seems like

[clever spire]

cancelled

[cobalt hare]

Agreed

[small bison]

idk if it was the pyrocynical effect or what

[mystic jasper]

You guys stan for famous people too?

[terse beacon]

I stan steve

[mystic jasper]

I stan nothing

[open bloom]

Minecraft Steve