stardew-valley

[robust panther]

Holy shit Abigail eats rocks💀

[last wigeon]

Yes

Large egg gives gold quality

Instead of multiple mayos

[gaunt gale]

No

Thats a different monsyer

Stone golem

[naive kraken]

i am pleased to announce that I have reached year 2

[gaunt gale]

Also appears in reg mines

[last wigeon]

Ok

[gaunt gale]

GG

[naive kraken]

this year 2 I'm probably going to try doing the master cheif and master angler achivements

[last wigeon]

They will hang you at year [||REDACTED||]

[quartz cave]

to win over a wife or husband if you don't have one yet

[naive kraken]

oh no theres also a craft master schievement

[last wigeon]

Yes

[naive kraken]

so my to do list is craft all stuff, fish all the fish, cook the the funny food

[last wigeon]

Become millionaire

[quartz cave]

nice who is it

[quaint gale]

can you move the bed and parnship of a new cabin without going multiplayer?

[naive kraken]

oops wrong reply

[last wigeon]

Parnship?

[quaint gale]

yeah and the bed

[last wigeon]

You cant move the bed

But furniture yes

[quaint gale]

the 15 parnship seeds

[naive kraken]

I'll get there as I'm doing the other achievements

[quartz cave]

oooooo nice

[last wigeon]

In what

[quaint gale]

a new cabin

[last wigeon]

Oh you mean that ok

Hmm

Maybe try picking it up

[quaint gale]

cant

[last wigeon]

Okkie

Multiplayer it is

[dry hollow]

Is Skyrim good

[last wigeon]

Painfully good

[dry hollow]

I have never played it

Should i

[last wigeon]

You torture self then yes

[quaint gale]

yes

[dry hollow]

Any other good games while I download that

[last wigeon]

Btd6

Last slice

[dry hollow]

I have like 300 hours

In btd6

[last wigeon]

...

[dry hollow]

It’s not on ps5

[last wigeon]

No the fighting one

Indie one

[dry hollow]

Yeah

[last wigeon]

Its om the pc too

You know the game I am talking about right

[dry hollow]

Yeag

Yeah

[last wigeon]

Or super
Raft
Boat
Classic

[warm fiber]

i usually give her wool/ cloth since i have 12 rabbits

[pulsar patio]

I didn't know you could smell recipes but apparently you can according to Gus

[small bison]

SMELL?

[hexed smelt]

That would be good. Go for it.

[pulsar patio]

Yup

[pulsar patio]

Look its not my fault, it was gus who said you could smell recipes

[neon zinc]

Scratch and sniff

[languid kite]

I have got Caroline to 2 hearts but she hasn't given me tee tree recipe 🥲 can anyone help

[hexed smelt]

Have you visited her in her indoor garden? The door is in the back of her kitchen.

When you see her, be sure to tell her ...

[runic vapor]

The cutscene for that one is so weird lol

[fiery totem]

NOOOO 😭

[languid kite]

I did tell her that but she didn't share the recipe

Even after I visited her privately 😉

[hexed smelt]

🤣 She mails it to you the next day.

[languid kite]

She didn't

[silver stirrup]

my guy u boutta reach y2 and u havent done 1 room?

u have to grind alot

xD same

[languid kite]

@hexed smelt I got her 2 hearts waited several days went in her garden interacted with the tea tree but still nothing

[silver stirrup]

i did 3 rooms in winter only cause i was procrastinating but because i play pokemon so i save stuff like LOTS OF IT

[hexed smelt]

Did you talk to her? There's a weird cutscene where she talks about her tea being "relaxing", but she's really tripping balls.

[silver stirrup]

anyone know how i can get ancient seeds

i need a reliable source

[crisp sparrow]

kill bugs

[silver stirrup]

man other than that??

[crisp sparrow]

idk

[silver stirrup]

oh well

[crisp sparrow]

u could check the wiki ig

[hexed smelt]

There's a chance of getting them running seeds through a seedmaker.

[silver stirrup]

wait

they are good right?

i just checked the wiki and its says their sale price is 30

sell*

[hexed smelt]

Sale price of what?

[noble path]

Seed or fruit itself?

[silver stirrup]

fruit

oh wait na

am dumb

[hexed smelt]

You don't sell your seeds. You plant them. Ancient fruit is worth a LOT more.

[silver stirrup]

checked the seed price

[noble path]

Yeah that explains

[silver stirrup]

oh yea now i can see

[pulsar patio]

Unlocked the 2 heart scene with Abigail

Who knew winter would be the best season to make chocolate cakes in?

[cobalt hare]

I like the seedmakers method

[languid kite]

How do I make wild seeds in fall

[hexed smelt]

'

[pulsar patio]

Lvl 6 foraging

[sly barn]

do you guys know the best way to do fiber farming?

I always run out of fiber lol

[strange fulcrum]

fiber seeds

copper mine levels also have tons of fiber

[sly barn]

ahh yess, forgot about the mines

floor 1-40 right

thanks

[wide zephyr]

how do i get rid of this rock in my base

[small bison]

who should i marry? the wizard, shane, or emily?

[silver stirrup]

shane

[small bison]

but his room is so gross

i hate leaving my farm

[silver stirrup]

wizard?

[sly barn]

divorce him if you can't take it

[small bison]

wizard it is then

hes actually really cute in marraige

[plush yacht]

U have mod?

[small bison]

yeah

romancable rasmodius

[plush yacht]

Ok. Well i love shane but he's better as friend than romance. And emily is weird

So I'd go with wizard

[small bison]

emily is a little scary tbh

[noble path]

[plush yacht]

Her multiple freaky scenes with rocks where shes high are weird and scary

[small bison]

<3 wizard <3

[safe wind]

Isnt the wizard a middle age man

[small bison]

probably

ive simped for worse

[safe wind]

Probably a 100 years old

[plush yacht]

I would reccomend actually marrying emily first for the clothes and then divorcing gor wizard

[small bison]

ehh fuck them clothes

[plush yacht]

He seems 40 years old to me

Bro said he has a mod

[safe wind]

Mod i think

[small bison]

mmmm look where i said i have a mod

[plush yacht]

And originally he was going to be added as a romance

[small bison]

^

[small bison]

hes so cute he asks "what is fracturing" its so funny

[safe wind]

I think of him as a wise wizard like gandalf that lived a long life

[plush yacht]

Sort of tho he seems to have grown up with caroline so id say he's around that age

[safe wind]

Oh

[small bison]

i used to simp for pierre
So my standards have gotten.. better

[plush yacht]

Omfg

Pierre is the actual worst

[safe wind]

I simp for willy and linus

[plush yacht]

Lol they are so old tho

I love them but not like that

[safe wind]

Not in a romantic way...

[noble path]

[small bison]

william is like a father figure to me i could never

[safe wind]

Yeah

[candid gate]

yk u have the ability to just download the picture u dont have to screenshot it

[small bison]

tjats BORRRINGGGG tho

[silver stirrup]

bro simps for willy 💀

[plush yacht]

This easier tho

I am lazy and just trynna get a quick image

[strange fulcrum]

boomer moment

[candid gate]

sorry i like things to look good mb guys

[pulsar patio]

Same

[strange fulcrum]

wish you could marry the wizard

[noble path]

I

[safe wind]

Abigail is such a basic/typical girl to pick

[small bison]

wizard so cute i wanr to hug him and be a little emo goblin with him

i love marryig wizard

[plush yacht]

Its not supposed to be an image for image sake its supposed to be displaying an example in a quick convo. If it was farm designs or some shit i would

[small bison]

she sucks
i dont ljke her

[safe wind]

I dont wanna pick anyone but if i had to choose.. Leah is the ebst route

[noble path]

||Older men||
One is a writer/poet that writes you poems and writes a book solely on a genre you choose
The other a dorky doctor with broken hopes and dreams

[strange fulcrum]

is there a mod for that? this is probably not the right channel to ask tho

[small bison]

romancable rasmodius

[safe wind]

Yeah same

[pulsar patio]

Is that a supposed to be a bad thing?

[small bison]

HIS HEART EVENTS IN THE MOD ARE SO CUTE

[safe wind]

No

[strange fulcrum]

all the datable men suck

[small bison]

FR

[strange fulcrum]

this game is turning me gay

[noble path]

[small bison]

i only like the older characters because ATLEAST THEYVE GOT FLESHED OUT CHARACTERS AND STUFF

tge younger candidates are SO BORING

[safe wind]

This game makes me wanna go outside

[strange fulcrum]

harvey comes off as a creep tho

"maru should rub suncreen on her shoulders"

[plush yacht]

Harvey disgusts me and idk why

My first husband and i divorced him a week later

[small bison]

yeah i hate harvey but thats because my best friend also hates him

it carries over

[silver stirrup]

guys guys come on lets not argue over whos the best wifey and husband

[plush yacht]

No its "do you think maru wants me to rub sunscreen on her shoulders" he says this to you when your married like dude💀💀💀 also insecure af

[small bison]

who'd ya get?

[noble path]

the emotes syncing perfectly

[plush yacht]

Pray for tea set

[noble path]

I love tea set

[strange fulcrum]

omg that's even more creepy

[plush yacht]

Ik

[small bison]

its not an argument, its a discussion that YOU WERENT PART OF so like.. we shall continue

[plush yacht]

And the stache as well

Hate it

[strange fulcrum]

i thought that was a event dialogue

[plush yacht]

Yeah it is....luau?? I think

[small bison]

nicee! i hope you get sumth good

[noble path]

Shoutout to George for giving me that tea set

[silver stirrup]

go ahead

[small bison]

yups

[plush yacht]

Nice i never got it despite like 16 years of fotws

[strange fulcrum]

wow that's is just odd

[crisp sparrow]

what if the dwarf could also be a roomate

[small bison]

i want to romance penny then absolutely shatter her heart in the 10 heart event

[noble path]

I married penny once for the strawberry room,,

[small bison]

i think theres a mod for that on nexus but its not in vanilla, sadly </3

[plush yacht]

Better for hatmouse as roomate

[strange fulcrum]

penny but without the kids <3

[small bison]

bbbut

[noble path]

Love me hat house roomie

[plush yacht]

You have kids and then ||dove them||

[small bison]

she shoved me to 2 hearts in her 8 heart scene bc, as a best friend, i told her i didnt want kids

[plush yacht]

[strange fulcrum]

won't she get mad? I remember her hearts arent affected if you remove the crib from your house

[small bison]

ME. I DID

I WANT TO MARRY JOJA GUY

[cobalt hare]

Is there any secret item or tips to get baby ? I've been married for 1 season and she never speak anything about baby :(

[silver stirrup]

why

[silver stirrup]

upgrade ur house 2 times

[small bison]

14 hearts

[cobalt hare]

Done

[noble path]

14 hearts
1/20 chance at night

[cobalt hare]

Done

[small bison]

hes kinda... 😍😍😍

[silver stirrup]

oh

then ur super unlucky

[spark venture]

yall

[noble path]

It's a random normally there's no fixed time

[cobalt hare]

😭

[silver stirrup]

or atleast thats what the wiki says

[spark venture]

me and my fiance were playing and we sold our crops and some glitch happened and now we have unlimited money, do yall know why or how it happened?

[cobalt hare]

What if I bring rabbit foot in my inventory, could it boost the luck ?

[strange fulcrum]

no

[noble path]

The crib comes with the third nursery upgrade

[noble path]

Nope

It's a completely random event

[crisp sparrow]

do not question, buy 50 stacks of chairs

[cobalt hare]

Ah alright, seems she doesn't want to have a child

[spark venture]

we've been buying upgrades and all of that so I guess lol

[noble path]

I literally got asked if I wanted a child by Elliott at the most random night

After I speed my way back before I pass out

[silver stirrup]

lmao

[plush yacht]

Fr? Lol

[cobalt hare]

I have put it remove it and put it again but nothing happened so I let it stay

[spark venture]

yeah we left and joined back and it happened all over again so we just gave up

might make him buy endless bombs for the mines and waste it that way

[crisp sparrow]

also buy evrrything from traveling cart for cc (and the funni)

[silver stirrup]

my exact reaction was seeing that cutscene:HOLY F**** THATS F****** SANTA CLAUS OMGGG AM I GONNA GET GIFTS

[cobalt hare]

Is it possible to have all girls to be married at the same time ?

[silver stirrup]

no

[hexed smelt]

Just be patient. It will happen. Sometimes it can take as long as a year.

[noble path]

No

[silver stirrup]

thats cheating?

[silver stirrup]

omg i love this sticker

[cobalt hare]

I call it collectin

[silver stirrup]

bro

[hexed smelt]

Marry all the bachelorettes? I'm sure there are mods for that.

[silver stirrup]

this man has goals beyond my understanding

[cobalt hare]

Alright hope she let me have da baby

[noble path]

There is one for multiple spouses

[silver stirrup]

yooo i have full hearts with my cow marnie

less go

time to gift her to the mayor

[noble path]

[cobalt hare]

So do i , i married penny. Wondering will get that scene if I get caught bringing other girls to movie theater

[plush yacht]

What🙂

[noble path]

You won't

[silver stirrup]

sameee

[noble path]

I brought Shane to the movies while married with Elliott

[cobalt hare]

Get caught?

But if there's a scene like that It would be cool

[noble path]

Oh wait I mean

[cobalt hare]

🤣

[silver stirrup]

me waiting for the day i get that ancient fruit seed:

its

[noble path]

Glows

[silver stirrup]

wait for it

GLOWS

[plush yacht]

Lol

[noble path]

It basically lights up a certain radius lol

[plush yacht]

Good until iridium band

[silver stirrup]

OMG

[silver stirrup]

THE COW BEING HAPPY SPRITE IS SO CUTE

[hexed smelt]

It's like a torch, allowing you to see in the dark.

[silver stirrup]

i prefer the glowstone ring

[hexed smelt]

That's the next step up. Then iridium band is the best one.

[silver stirrup]

sad part is i think i had it but i threw it into the trash for copper

hehe

[faint needle]

The glow ring glows? Who would have thought? Only a genius could decipher that

I am

But not intended in a rude way

More like a

Haha funny moment

Its in the name 💀

Oh and also

U can hover ur mouse over any item

[silver stirrup]

bro it has a description

[faint needle]

And it will show u a description

U couldnt open ur menu?

[silver stirrup]

u can open ur inventory in a festi-

[native solar]

What does the void egg do

Will it give me a void chimken

[faint needle]

Yes

[shut fern]

Gives you a void chikrn or be used to get void mayonnaise

[native solar]

VOID MAYONNAISE

AS A MAYO LOVER IMMA MAKE SO MANY OF THISE

[hexed smelt]

If you put it in the incubator, yes.

[native solar]

I just need to finish up all my eggplant jelly

[faint needle]

Fyi they’re not very profitable

Ofc not stopping u from doing that

[native solar]

Oh. Well whatever

[faint needle]

But jsyk

[hexed smelt]

Eggplant makes pickles.

[native solar]

Oh.. it doesn't make eggplant jelly

[hexed smelt]

Veggies make pickles. Fruits make jellies.

[faint needle]

Guys i cant wait to get my eggplant jelly

Ill make an eggplant jelly and peanutbutter sandwich

[native solar]

Man... I want that eggplant jelly

[faint needle]

Ill put ut un my porridge

[native solar]

Sounds like the dream

[silver stirrup]

yoo i got iridium milk

less go

[native solar]

Lesssgooo

[faint needle]

Guys ill make a delicious sweet dessert with eggplant jelly

[native solar]

Segggsss

[faint needle]

Thats crazy. Its still better to chees eit tho

[silver stirrup]

yea thats what am gonna do

[native solar]

And then make cheese jam with it

Cheese jelly*

Ngl cheese jelly sounds delicious

[shut fern]

Yeah it does Lmao

[faint needle]

Fuck no

Nah tbh cheese jelly is just molten cheese

But u dont fucking eat molten cheese by itself eww

[silver stirrup]

wait

does the jam have more value?

[sullen musk]

?

[hexed smelt]

I made fried eggplant last week. It was delicious.

[native solar]

I was raised to eat anything and you trust me I'll eat anything except men that's gay

[faint needle]

Not a fan

[faint needle]

So u hate men

[faint needle]

Wdym

[silver stirrup]

like if i make cheese jam,does it sell for more?

[faint needle]

Tf is cheese jam

[silver stirrup]

cheese jelly

[faint needle]

Quartz

[sullen musk]

Quartz

[faint needle]

Tf is cheese jelly bro

[silver stirrup]

IDK

[native solar]

No no I was just joking

[shut fern]

Bouquet if uou want to break up with someone

[native solar]

LMAO

[sullen musk]

That’s what I’m saying

[silver stirrup]

.

[sage sentinel]

Cheese jam isn't real it was a joke

[native solar]

I WAS JOKING

[silver stirrup]

bruh ;-;

[faint needle]

Lord have mwrcy bro

[native solar]

Lmao Cheese Jelly haha

[silver stirrup]

i got jamrolled smh

[native solar]

Y'know what I'll make a mod that will make anything into jelly

[hexed smelt]

Fruits make jams and jellies. Veggies make pickles. Both are made in jars. All veggies except pumpkins and red cabbage are worth more if you make them into pickles in jars instead of making juice in kegs. Never make juice.

[faint needle]

Guys ill make a steak jelly today

Its gonna be so good

[sullen musk]

Add A1 sauce

[native solar]

Eggplant wine though

You guys wanna try some of my farm's famous eggplant ham and jelly and wine

[silver stirrup]

oh shit i forgot my body needs sleep

[faint needle]

Do u happen to have eggplant milk

[strange fulcrum]

except for pam's quest

[sullen musk]

Nah, but I am wondering how concernedape made the characters and their designs because it’s confusing

[faint needle]

Im a big fan of eggplant milk

[strange fulcrum]

eggplant milk?

[faint needle]

Yes

[native solar]

Is this real because if it is I'm making tons of that

[strange fulcrum]

do you mean eggplant parmesan ?

[native solar]

But then again I am a mayo stan so

[hexed smelt]

Yeah, and always make one extra so you can ship it.

[faint needle]

No eggplant milk

[faint needle]

Fries with ketchup or mayo?

[native solar]

Oh alright lmao

[native solar]

Mix the ketchup and mayo and make a thousand island dressing.

[faint needle]

Ok but hwatbif u hd to choose one

[sage sentinel]

mayo is terrible only ketchup

[strange fulcrum]

wat

[native solar]

Mayo most likely

[faint needle]

Banned

American detected

[native solar]

I'm one of those weirdos who likes putting molten cheese onto my fried chicken

[faint needle]

Mm cheese jelly

[native solar]

Lmao I'm planning to make everything jellified, you can put cake and even a sign or wood or something, I'll see if it works lmao

[silver stirrup]

u guys really just trolled me and then made a whole cookbook bout it in discord chat

[faint needle]

Nah thwyre diff

[silver stirrup]

give urself a pat on the back good job

[native solar]

This started because I'm a dumbass and thought eggplant jelly was possible

[faint needle]

Tomato sauce is made without sugar

Therefore it is healthier than ketchup

Also tomato sauce is made with meat stock

Therefore it is again healthier and more nutritious

[small bison]

a mod where it replaces all the frukt with vegetables and all the vegtables with frukt so we can fulfil your dreams of eggplant jelly .))

[faint needle]

Cant wait for that parsnip wine

[small bison]

YUMMY

[faint needle]

Pickled bananas mmm

[small bison]

parnsip

[small bison]

they dont exist here

sbhhhhh

[faint needle]

I dont think they exist anywhere

[hexed smelt]

!saves

[novel thistle]

Use this guide to find your save files: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Saves.

[small bison]

they dont exist in new-farmers

[faint needle]

Who tf would cover their bananas with vinegar and spices

[small bison]

me

[faint needle]

Ohhh

[small bison]

im so frukty

[faint needle]

Eww very unhealthy

Imma probs eat mcdonalds today

[small bison]

i want to drink pilk

[faint needle]

I like milp

Im lactose intolerant

[small bison]

(i do not like pepi, coek or any of ita predecessors, im also lactose intolerant)

[faint needle]

Btw i recently found out that about 80% adults are lactose intolerant

[small bison]

I CRAVE MILK ALL TGE TIME AND ALL I DO IS CRY BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO PERISH

[faint needle]

Which kinda blew my mind

I thought it was a rare thing

[small bison]

its causes by a deficit in lqctase enzymes iirc

[faint needle]

I still consume dairy cos its not like super crazy intolerance but i can still feel it

[native solar]

I cover my bananas with nutella or whatever is similar

[faint needle]

Yeah, enzymes only children produce

[small bison]

i wany to drink ||mr qi's chunky snake milk||

[native solar]

Eat the children

[faint needle]

Tastiest banana strat ive discovered is rice cakes, peanutbutter and banana slices on top

Shit is gaasssss asf and healthy

And filling

[small bison]

im gonna steal the pancreas of a small child so we can produce and harvest lactase enzymes and sell it around the world

a child can live without a pancreas.

[native solar]

I always thought human resources was resourcing human body parts

[small bison]

me when

[native solar]

They don't even know what it is so they don't need it

[small bison]

im gonna go ask my partner if we're going to jupiter to get more stupider brb

[faint needle]

Fax just five the child a body parts quiz and remove any body part they cant name

They dont need that shit

[native solar]

I was one of the stupid people who though I would get killed when the deadline hits, because dead-line

Stop making me hungry on Ramadan

[small bison]

ok back

[faint needle]

I have no idea how that would look

My brain cant comprehend whatbu just said

[small bison]

same

[faint needle]

We need a demonstration

[native solar]

I know what she just said, actually a company in my country makes things exactly like that

[small bison]

im gonma go eate a sammich

[faint needle]

Imma eat some mcdonalds inna bit

Ill send u pics

[native solar]

Evile

[faint needle]

Whats ur fav burger there?

[native solar]

Chimken sammich

[faint needle]

Nah i aint gettinf that shit

[native solar]

Haha

💪

[faint needle]

Btw that isnt even a burger

A burger by definition needs to have beef in it

[native solar]

Well that's the only thing I'm getting from Mcdonalds

[faint needle]

Any chicken “burger” is just a chicken sandwich

[native solar]

If I would eat something I would cook food myself lmao

[small bison]

i drew a worm on a string (i think the wizard would be so confused by them lmao)

[faint needle]

Looks like poop

[hexed smelt]

I hate human resources. Makes us sound like Soylent Green. It was a much friendlier world when it was known as a Personnel department.

[faint needle]

Anorexic poop

[small bison]

<3 .) yeah .) <3

[native solar]

The wizard: WHAT IS THIS

A NEW SPECIES

[faint needle]

Makes it sound like slave trading bro

[small bison]

EXACTLY

[faint needle]

Human recources. Mfs selling humans

[small bison]

HE'D BE SO FUCKING CONFJSED

[native solar]

That would make more sense

[hexed smelt]

Every Human Resources Director I've ever known would gleefully agree. They like the term for that very reason. HR Directors are vile people.

[faint needle]

Yeah my experience with hr is shit

Like mfs dont care about anyone

0 feelings 0 empathy

But thats what makes them good for the job

[small bison]

if hr fucks up who r we supposted to report them to? god?

[tight quarry]

What is human recourses

[faint needle]

Literal sociopaths

[faint needle]

Google

[tight quarry]

This does in fact sound like human trading without context

The title at least

[native solar]

Mhm

I would like to buy two livers and a brain please, I'm making my own Frankensteins monster

[faint needle]

HR director

[tight quarry]

Please send me a new finger, I have a paper cut🤚

[native solar]

Employees life cycle XD.
HR: You're allowed to live for 2 days more

[faint needle]

Wait so u just fold it

In half

Why dont u just use 2 slices

More to eat

[native solar]

Wow it drew this just for us

[faint needle]

It

Doggy

Animal

[errant panther]

2 slices is too much man itll make it too bready

[regal geyser]

maybe i should play stardew valley.

[faint needle]

Yk u can add more nutella right?

[regal geyser]

how often should i be trying the ||skull caverns||?

[errant panther]

do it.

[regal geyser]

so far i've only gone there thrice, since it takes me so long ingame to prepare each time.

[faint needle]

Whenever theres a good luck day and u feel like going

[native solar]

Aww guys the eggplant jelly mod already exist

[errant panther]

yeah igg but no way too lazy, just fold both of them in half

[regal geyser]

well, my main constraints are staircases, bombs and food.

i can't get any of those very quickly.

[latent oriole]

fjfjjff

[errant panther]

if ur gonna eat a sandwich like that then dont put nutella on it

[faint needle]

Mf too lazy to grab another slice of bread lmao

[regal geyser]

staircases i get from jades, which i get fairly slowly. bombs i craft. food i get from cows.

[faint needle]

Legit peak lziness

[errant panther]

stop .

i dont even like toast so whatever

[faint needle]

Meh u sont really need staircases

Just get bombs. Bombs are pretry cheap

[regal geyser]

they aren't.

maybe they are if you have 9384293482394 money, but i don't.

[faint needle]

Bruh just craft them

[regal geyser]

yes, i've been.

[faint needle]

A good bomb use will make u 3 more bombs

[regal geyser]

it's still kind of slow, i can only make about 20 per day.

and that's if i spend the entire day doing that.

[faint needle]

Also explosive ammo

[warm fiber]

who even crafts bombs

[faint needle]

Any sane player?

[native solar]

I thought your pfp was a d-pad

[regal geyser]

interesting.

[warm fiber]

oh well i guess im not sane then

[faint needle]

Yeah

[native solar]

Guns in stardew?

[regal geyser]

what do you do, buy it from the dwarf?

[warm fiber]

i mined my way down to floor 120

[faint needle]

Bro abby got mommy milkers fr

[native solar]

World war stardew

[regal geyser]

i didn't use bombs to get to level 120. the regular mines aren't that hard.

i am concerned with the irregular mines.

[faint needle]

Oh ur talking about the regular mines lmao

[cunning silo]

the irregular mines LMAO

[faint needle]

Irrational mines

Squareroot of 2 mines

[regal geyser]

non-algebraic mines.

[small bison]

abigail is throwable

[faint needle]

Guys how do u prove that sqrt of 2 is an irrational number?

[regal geyser]

i don't actually remember the proof.

[faint needle]

What if it ends at some point?

[regal geyser]

it doesn't.

[faint needle]

Proof?

[regal geyser]

sqrt(n) is irrational if n is not a perfect square.

this is a true fact, but i forgot the proof.

[small bison]

FUCK math i used to like it but now i DONT

[regal geyser]

this is a tautology, oops.

[faint needle]

Wdym square

Oh like something squared is 2?

[regal geyser]

anyway, sqrt(2) is irrational.

[faint needle]

Guys btw 0.999(9) = 1

[regal geyser]

it is.

[cunning silo]

what

[native solar]

Alright so the vegetables to jellies and fruits to pickles already exist, but the animal produce to wine and jellies doesn't yet, so I'll be making it, so I can make some egg wine heh

[regal geyser]

okay, proof that sqrt(2) is irrational:

[small bison]

SEND ME THE FIRST MOD U MENTIONED THERE

[regal geyser]

if there does exist x such that x² = 2, and x is rational, then x can be represented by a/b for some integers a and b.

[small bison]

PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

[faint needle]

1/3 = 0.333(3) therefore 3/3 = 0.999(9) therefore 1 = 0.999(9)

[native solar]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/15759

[small bison]

YAYYYY

[regal geyser]

well, that's a silly way to do it.

and not rigorous. there are far better ways.

for instance, 0.9999... is just the sum of 9/10^n for n 1 through infinity.

[faint needle]

If it works it works

[regal geyser]

that's a converging series.

or, you could represent it as x = 9/10 + x/10.

[faint needle]

Is this the proof

[regal geyser]

then you get 10x = 9 + x, 9x = 9, x = 1.

no, i was going to continue.

anyway, this gives us a²/b² = 2.

[cunning silo]

h

[regal geyser]

and, by necessity, a² = 2·b².

oh, also, we're assuming that a and b are maximally simplified.

as you do with fractions.

this means that a is even, anyway.

this means that a is 2 multipled by an integer. let's say, k.

so, a = 2k.

if we then substitute this into the original thing, we get (2k)²/b² = 2. so, 4k²/b² = 2. so, b² = 2k².

[elder lava]

i married abagail too

[regal geyser]

this means that b is also even. this is a contradiction. if the fraction is maximally simplified, a and b cannot both be divisible by 2.

[cunning silo]

true

[regal geyser]

so, there is no pair of integers a and b such that a/b = sqrt(2), so sqrt(2) is irrational.

[elder lava]

sir this is a wendy's

[faint needle]

Makes sense

[regal geyser]

well, someone asked.

[faint needle]

Bro i learned math in my native language

[elder lava]

i had to make the joke

[tight quarry]

This is my free day what are you doing to me

[faint needle]

So english math terms make my brain hurt

[tight quarry]

Same

[faint needle]

But i think i get the just of it

Jist

[regal geyser]

i can explain any given thing if i was unclear.

[tight quarry]

Do it in Dutch for my full understanding

[elder lava]

yes, is Toblerone the fanciest chocolate in the world

[regal geyser]

i do not know dutch.

[faint needle]

Nah its just the mathematical terms. I have to translate them to my native language

[regal geyser]

inconclusive.

[faint needle]

To understand it

[regal geyser]

ah.

[faint needle]

Do it in latvian pls

U know latvian right?

[elder lava]

anyway guys i just farmed a potato

[regal geyser]

i am monolingual and speak english.

[faint needle]

Cringe

[regal geyser]

i know.

[tight quarry]

L

[elder lava]

you speak to people?

[regal geyser]

on the internet mostly.

[elder lava]

ew yucky

[regal geyser]

you're literally communicating with people right now.

[elder lava]

human connections are mid

[faint needle]

I speak to my mom sometimes

Cos she likes it

Oh and also my gf likes attention so her

And my colleagues

But thats it

[elder lava]

i have a gf who likes attention too

wow what a life i live

[faint needle]

Is her name abigail

And is she made from pixels

[elder lava]

my lawyer has advised me not to answer these questions

[cunning silo]

recommend buying salad from saloon, 220g for 113energy/50health
more crystalariums for jade duping/rubies if you need spicy eel/diamond if you want coffee
mega bomb can be crafted with resources abundant in skull caverns

[faint needle]

Bro pleading the 5th

[cunning silo]

sometimes you will need to grind out materials for bombs

[elder lava]

[faint needle]

Just plant coffee beanz

[elder lava]

nut

[faint needle]

Isnt this emote a spoiler

[elder lava]

uh shut up

well they wouldnt know it's a spoiler if you didn't tell them 😠

[faint needle]

U can buy solar and void essence from krobus every day

[native solar]

Why are we doing math in the new farmer channel. New stardew valley players seeing this: is this what stardew valley is about?

[faint needle]

Thats like 10 bombs per day

[cunning silo]

that

also most mobs in sc will drop the essences

[hexed smelt]

Just get rich and buy bombs.

[elder lava]

haley has the mental capabilities of a virus infected apple II computer

[cunning silo]

gold increase in quantity past 75

[faint needle]

Minmaxing sweaters calculating their crop to keg ratio for max profits be like

[faint needle]

Fr

And with most bomb uses u can craft a few more regular bombs

[elder lava]

i just farm potatos

like the irish

[faint needle]

Spud enjoyer

[native solar]

I make cheese jelly so I'm superior

And egg wine

[faint needle]

Gotta delete that

[elder lava]

Potato Salad!

[faint needle]

Or u getting banned

[elder lava]

i forget

people are bad at this game

[cunning silo]

bruh

[faint needle]

I make rabits foot wine

[cunning silo]

incredible

[elder lava]

guys ignore my tomfoolery

[faint needle]

Fr noobs

[native solar]

I spedrun stardew so many times I'm surprised I'm not in the top 10 yet

[elder lava]

||linus is a cannibal|| <--- spoiler

[faint needle]

Bro i hunger for mcdonalds

Imma go eat

[elder lava]

[native solar]

Linus is actually your father

[elder lava]

heck

red triangle slug

[faint needle]

Linus is ur deceased grandpa

[unreal geyser]

<@&239770080378880001>

[elder lava]

||Stardew Valley is a simulation role-playing video game developed by Eric "ConcernedApe" Barone. Players take the role of a character who inherits their deceased grandfather's dilapidated farm in a place known as Stardew Valley. The game was released for Windows in February 2016 before being ported to other platforms. Stardew Valley is open-ended, allowing players to grow crops, raise livestock, fish, cook, mine, forage, and socialize with the townspeople, including the ability to marry and have children. It allows up to four players to play online together.

Barone developed Stardew Valley by himself over four and a half years. He was heavily inspired by the Harvest Moon series, with additions to address some of the shortcomings of those games. He used it as an exercise to improve his own programming and game design skills. British studio Chucklefish approached Barone midway through development with the offer to publish the game, allowing him to focus more on completing it.

Stardew Valley was praised by critics, who highlighted the game's music, characters, and relaxing qualities, with it later being cited as one of the greatest video games of all time. Yasuhiro Wada, the creator of Story of Seasons, also praised the game for retaining the freedom that later entries of his series had lost. The game was a commercial success, selling over 20 million copies by 2022.||

[hexed smelt]

Leave Linus alone. The poor guy has had a rough time of it ever since he got back from Jumanji.

[faint needle]

Bro snitched

[elder lava]

it's 4 am.

[foggy turret]

no inappropriate topics in chat ❌

this is a 13+ server!

[elder lava]

nice job tomass

[warm thorn]

What blueberry said

[elder lava]

we've done goofed

now we gotta live life on the run

because of the tomfoolery

[faint needle]

We gotta chamge identity

[elder lava]

from now on i am Quinglejingle Cornwallis III

[faint needle]

Ifentity changed

They wont recognise me anymore

[elder lava]

yeah because your not tomass

[hexed smelt]

As long as it's not ....

[faint needle]

Yeah im not that weird inappropriate guy

[elder lava]

i want embed perms but im a normie 😦

[faint needle]

Imagine talking about inappropriate topics

Could never be me

[elder lava]

im gonna sleep for one and a half hours before i gotta go to school

:/

[faint needle]

Lmao child

[elder lava]

ikr

[faint needle]

Small baby school

For babies

[elder lava]

technically the big baby school (aka high school)

for big babies

[faint needle]

For big babies

[elder lava]

yes thats what i said

[native solar]

Be like me and sneak into college classes

[faint needle]

Not a fan of education

[native solar]

I get free art materials from the art classes

[elder lava]

quagga quagga

[faint needle]

How does it feel to be a teachers pet

[elder lava]

petah

[foggy turret]

we do also ask that you put in some minimum amount of effort into your messages lol

[native solar]

I like your profile picture blueberry

But now I'm hungry for burger

[regal geyser]

some issues:

[foggy turret]

thank you! i just changed it 😌

[small bison]

hi gamers

[regal geyser]

• i do not have much money.
• it's winter and i haven't received a battery pack for ages.
• solar essence isn't actually real.

[hexed smelt]

I always put a minimum amount of effort. 🤣

[faint needle]

What does that mean

[native solar]

Back from your eggplant jelly adventure

[faint needle]

Purchase it from ||shadow man||

[small bison]

i was drawing dave singing cpr and jack singing misery in that mashup

[faint needle]

Ayo @foggy turret

[small bison]

i camt show it creative tho bc its om paper andnmy camera fucking passed away

anywa. stardew valley. i love the wozard

WIZARD

[native solar]

Brochacho over her just pinged an admin

🗿

[foggy turret]

pings are always fine

[regal geyser]

i do not have that unlocked. also, only 10 per day.

[foggy turret]

there wouldn't be much point to having admins around if you couldn't ping them hahah

[regal geyser]

at that rate, i'd rather just get it from the ||skull caverns||.

[native solar]

Oh good point lmao, quite stupid of me then

[regal geyser]

so, that means it's perfectly fine, right?

[small bison]

I LOVE WIZARD 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

sorry that was an inappropriate outburst that i severely apologize for

[foggy turret]

maybe wait on pinging the entire staff team until there's an actual issue though lol

[faint needle]

What does this mean

[regal geyser]

@entire staff team, someone made a github issue.

[hexed smelt]

Does "I'm lonely" count as an actual issue? 🤣 '

[small bison]

who wants to be the aubergine to my tangerine ?? /ref

[foggy turret]

it means to aim higher than this 😌

[faint needle]

@entire staff team, ny feelings are hurt

[faint needle]

That is an intellectual phrase

[native solar]

Don't know the reference but sure why not auberhine jelly sound delicious

[faint needle]

For high iq individuals

[small bison]

womp womp (i am rapidly approaching .3c )

[native solar]

South park pfp = high iq? I'm slightly doubtful

[small bison]

💀

[faint needle]

South park = large brain

His brain is so large it hurts from the constraints from hsi skull

His skull cannot contain the brain

[small bison]

his brain is actuakly swelling and crushing up against his skull, making him stupider

[faint needle]

Bro has a gif for everything fr

[faint needle]

But its getting larger so

Smarter

[small bison]

my honest reaction

[native solar]

So he has a brain tumor?

Sounds like he should get a doctor

[faint needle]

That shirt is ugly

[faint needle]

Brain tumor = larger brain

Brain tumors make u smarter

[hexed smelt]

Not yet. But I'm working on it. 😉

[small bison]

he has Hypernatremia and its actually water making his brain swell

[faint needle]

I believe in u dave

[native solar]

I may have only done 2 years of medical school and but I think I know that's not a good thing

[faint needle]

But its swelling to a larger size

[faint magnet]

gm yall

[small bison]

and crushing his skull

[native solar]

Good morning Darius

[faint needle]

Larger size means smarter

[small bison]

hes becomeing died

[native solar]

Don't mind chat at the moment

[small bison]

HES BECOMENDIEDED

[native solar]

We seem to all have brain tumors today

[small bison]

perished

[faint needle]

💀

[faint needle]

Yes we are very smart

[native solar]

Sure why not

Lmao

[small bison]

have a honse

[small bison]

(i havent eaten yet today, sorry if im a bit weird)

[faint magnet]

i can clearly observe that aswell

[native solar]

Neither have I

I haven't had water since 5am

[sacred timber]

finally I'm on year 2

spring looks so beautiful

[native solar]

Congrats!

Farm reveal

[small bison]

SPOUS REVEALLL

guys who did you all marry (if you fight i will throw you)

[regal geyser]

i didn't.

[native solar]

My name makes it very obvious

[small bison]

thats so real

[faint magnet]

haley

[native solar]

Though in my first playthrough I always wanted to marry Jodi, Caroline, and Robin. I'm not sure why

[small bison]

haley is cute, shes not my type but i get why ppl like her

[faint magnet]

i wanted to marry leah as my 2nd playthrough but goddamn she hard to get fr

[small bison]

i married uhh the wizard

[native solar]

Pew pew her ex boyfriend

[small bison]

she likes forage and loves salad tho

[native solar]

She's actually easy for me at least

[small bison]

salad is like 220g from gussy sussy

[faint magnet]

and i also wanted to get emily then have kids on clint's birthday

[native solar]

She was one of the first people I had to full hearts after haley

[small bison]

emily >>>

[faint magnet]

yeah but her birthday is in like winter

[native solar]

I never understood why clint is so hated

[small bison]

yeah but like.. sleep through fall

[faint needle]

Leah cringe

[small bison]

hes a stalker and like.. very cring

incel-ly

[faint magnet]

ye

[native solar]

I Like Leah, she reminds me of my nature side the side of me that wants to go tarzan mode and hang out with african tribes

[faint needle]

Average sdv player

[faint magnet]

what

[small bison]

i love the wizard hes such a sweetheart .))

[native solar]

Emily is just a random random

[faint needle]

Emily is creepy as shit

[native solar]

Next thing I know Emily is skydiving because it's a spiritual adventure

[faint magnet]

the wizard is even more a stalker

[faint needle]

And emily is one of those “im not like everyone else” butvhes

Kinda annoying

[faint magnet]

no thats haley

emily is nice but she aint

[faint needle]

Brother emily literally has a heart event where she says “youre a bit different than everyone else. Just like me”

[native solar]

I wonder who is the least romanced candidate in stardew

[faint needle]

Haley has neve rsaid that shit

[small bison]

OK BUT HES ACTUALLY SUPER CUTE ?? THE ROMANCABLE RASMODIUS MOD MAKES HIM QUITE SCRUNKLY

[faint needle]

He is a legit stalker thi

[small bison]

probably maru

[faint needle]

He liteo says “sometimes i watch the villagers in secret”

[small bison]

so is the farmer. your point?

[faint needle]

Creepy ass

[faint magnet]

that doesnt matter at all, haley would be the type to say that since she s tryna be on top

[native solar]

Apparently it's Penny

[faint needle]

At least rhe farmer goves people shit

[small bison]

huhhh?? i thought ppl married her for her 14 heart stuff and then divorced her

[faint needle]

“She would be the type to say it” except she never has

But emily has an entire heart event around that

Not sure where ur getting rhis info from bro

[faint magnet]

nah u wrong f thay

tbh ion wanna argue for emily so yea

[native solar]

Idk that's what the survey people say

I personally like Penny, but I'm loyal to Haley

[small bison]

probably

[faint needle]

Penny is also creey

U lose friendship points if u say u dint want kids

Like a lot of them

[small bison]

most bachelorettes are very "friend" to me

[faint needle]

Vincent is my rizz tho

[small bison]

yeah when ur best friend level with her, if u say u dont want kids u get taken to 2 hearts

[faint needle]

Mmm

[native solar]

I have a habit of being loyal, so when I stick to something I stick to that like honey on a tree bark

[faint needle]

Bruh thats so dumb tho

[small bison]

frrr

[faint needle]

Bro loyal to pixels

[faint magnet]

ofc, i love kids

[native solar]

I'm happily married Irl, and Haley reminds me slightly of my wife

[faint magnet]

is your wife blonde and hot

[native solar]

So I stuck to haley well, if I didn't have that connection, I would've just downloaded a mod to date all the moms

[faint needle]

Ngl i wa sloyal to haley before too before i got sde

Found a new wife

[small bison]

me when i romance penny until the 10 heart event where i shatter her heart into peices and leave her in the bathhouse to fill the spa wjth her tears

[faint needle]

Lmao ngl haley reminds me of my gf too

Not much but she has some similar features

[native solar]

Well she's not blonde but she's hot most definitely

[faint magnet]

👍

[faint needle]

👌

[native solar]

My demons are becoming physical

[faint needle]

Did u shit ur pants

[native solar]

Sounds like you did a little while back

But no I didn't

[faint needle]

I thought it was a fart bro : (

[native solar]

I understand your pain, but I was a baby at the time so I don't think I can remember it clearly

[noble path]

Sad one sentence stories

[faint magnet]

nice sdv convo, im interested

[crisp karma]

I hate looking at this

[native solar]

You're interested in pooping our pants

[faint magnet]

no

[cobalt hare]

let's get back on topic

[small bison]

the wizard is so hot

[native solar]

Sure

Lmao

What a great start

[cobalt hare]

wizard is okay ig

he's weird though

[small bison]

i married him

[cobalt hare]

sve?

[small bison]

no

romancable rasmodius

[native solar]

You can marry the wizard?

[cobalt hare]

I'd feel weird marrying him knowing the witch lives there I think

ahh okay, so another mod

[native solar]

Yeah since the witch gives us void eggs too

[small bison]

mods r so fun im so glad i got that steam code in a drop because im loving sdv more on the pc

[cobalt hare]

glad you're having fun!

[native solar]

And once I'm done with my mod we'll be able to make egg wine

[strange fulcrum]

Is the witch really even “alive”? She’s never in her hut

[small bison]

she lives in the wallz

under the floor

[strange fulcrum]

With krobus?

Under the floors is the sewers

[native solar]

Well under the floor is the ground technically and under the ground is the sewers

[cobalt hare]

she is since she can visit your farm randomly

[native solar]

Well she's hiding in the trees then

[strange fulcrum]

Ok where does she live

If she’s alive

[cobalt hare]

wdym? she doesn't have to be home all the time right

[strange fulcrum]

Same place as the fairies, id bet

She’s literally never home tho

[native solar]

I'm no witch but if you visited my house there's a likely chance I'm not there unless it's midnight

[strange fulcrum]

You can never talk to her

[fiery trout]

yoyo

[strange fulcrum]

Ergo she’s not alive

[native solar]

Uh. Then how does she give us void eggs

[hexed smelt]

She's secretly Caroline. Green hair gives it away. Her tea is what keeps her from going all green rage monster on everyone. But sometimes Pierre pisses her off so much she just has to get out and fly around the countryside on her broom.

[strange fulcrum]

Maybe she’s a magical creature like the junimos in cc and fairies

[native solar]

If she's not alive

[native solar]

Well then she's alive.

[cobalt hare]

the thing is, it's just a game but also did you spend all day waiting for her there?

[native solar]

Awww

Sweet, romancable witch??

[strange fulcrum]

Ok new head cannon

[native solar]

So Caroline is like the hulk

[strange fulcrum]

Makes more sense than all other theories anyway

So abigail is the witch’s daughter

[strange fulcrum]

Are fairies “alive”

[small bison]

or shes the travelling merchant

[native solar]

Well they are indeed moving, so yes

Even zombies are alive, they're just un-dead which means alive again

[strange fulcrum]

[native solar]

Even ghost are technically still alive they're just not alive as a human

[hexed smelt]

Undead. Not alive, not dead.

[native solar]

Un-dead just means alive again though

[foggy turret]

undead doesn't necessarily mean not-alive, though - just that they were dead, and now they aren't

[valid river]

How to get || silo? ||

[foggy turret]

if you undo something, it's back to being done
(err in a sense)

[strange fulcrum]

Ghost = dead which is literally the opposite of alive?

[native solar]

You need clay and stone

From robin

[untold sluice]

You can build it at Robin's

[small bison]

butter in sdv when

[foggy turret]

ghosts may be conscious, but i don't think they count as alive

[native solar]

I guess so

Well they're alive in their own plain of existance per say

[tight quarry]

And 5 copper bars

[small bison]

what happens if we shake the cow

[native solar]

I keep forgetting about copper bars

[strange fulcrum]

Not undead is not the same alive tho

[tight quarry]

The silo itself is cheap tho so it should be fine

[native solar]

This is why I have the chest anywhere mod

[tight quarry]

I for some reason always bring iron bars

[faint needle]

Poopy pant

[faint needle]

What does it do

[faint magnet]

can animals drown

[hexed smelt]

Un means "not" . Re- would mean again.

[cobalt hare]

who doesnt

[small bison]

mods rn:

[strange fulcrum]

Sorry didnt see

[cobalt hare]

have you seen that giga chad

[faint needle]

Mods in shambles

[faint magnet]

and what was that thing that made grass

[strange fulcrum]

How to grow giant crops

[cobalt hare]

grass starter?

[faint magnet]

yeee

[faint needle]

3x3 of the same plant

[native solar]

You can access all of your chest anywhere lmao

[cobalt hare]

get it at Pierre's, 100g per thingy