stardew-valley

[faint needle]

Bro sees me as his dad at this point

[dense pebble]

I save all my snails for him lmao

I love fishing

[faint needle]

I have my pots right in front of haleys house so i always just go in his house

[queen phoenix]

I know jodi is sick of the snails lol

[faint needle]

And give him the goods

[dense pebble]

In one of the events or something he said he was very happy i moved in and called me Mr. And my heart melted

[faint needle]

He prolly keeps them in his room and they smell like shit

He even has dialogue where his mom was pissed that he wasplaying with snails

[tacit star]

imagine he keeps it in his toy box with the ||weird statue things (i don’t know what they’re called)||

[tacit star]

😭

[queen phoenix]

if you get enough hearts with vincent he'll call you auntie or uncle and that's adorable

[simple void]

Tried clay farming for the first time. And for some reason it just fails on my second tile on the pattern? Is there a reason for this

[dense pebble]

The farmer spending the entire day with the wizard without understanding a single word but being happy to be there nonetheless

[tacit star]

awww

[dense pebble]

cries in uncle

I like kids in the game even my own kids in the game

[queen phoenix]

he also says you're his favorite grown-up

[tacit star]

i wouldn’t know, it’s a pretty specific pattern 😭😭

[dense pebble]

Me looking smug at Kent like "I'm his favorite grown up~"

[queen phoenix]

dhfaudhfiuahdifuaehfi

[tacit star]

HAH

[queen phoenix]

I mean...he did say not to tell his mom but he didn't say anything about not telling his dad

Kent would definitely have a mental breakdown though lol

[dense pebble]

The farmer being the weirdest little puff ball but everyone just kinda got used to their weirdness

[queen phoenix]

yeah!!!

[dense pebble]

Just watching as the farmer chugs down 15 cave carrots in a row before going back to fishing

[queen phoenix]

gus teaching you how to cook

[tacit star]

just like everyone’s used to lewis being a stand alone mayor

[dense pebble]

Just watching as they sprint every where

[queen phoenix]

the farmer runs around with the weirdest little artifacts but it's kinda cute

[tacit star]

like 😭

[tacit star]

yep

everyday is a leg day for the farmer

[dense pebble]

The farmer running into town on their horse just to do a complete beeline back home bc he forgot somethin

[tacit star]

yk what’s great, i’ve recently been naming things with the first thing i think of,

my horse’s name is cooper

[dense pebble]

My horse name is normally coconut but i don't remember what i named them this time

[queen phoenix]

I have a million save files and all of my horses have different names lol

[dense pebble]

My farmer sleeps with a mask on so i can't tell u how normal he is

[tacit star]

everytime i ride him i’m just like “alright cooper, it’s time to do XYZ”

[queen phoenix]

Super normal lol

The farmer sleeps fully clothed too

[tacit star]

i have a good few, i don’t get far enough though 😭

[queen phoenix]

Same

[dense pebble]

I actually wanna draw my farmer passed on in the middle of the bedroom bc it's just fully on character for me

[tacit star]

you should

[dense pebble]

I don't think I've gone a entire week in game where i didn't pass out two steps from the bed

[queen phoenix]

You’ve gotta draw the pet right in front of you too lol

[dense pebble]

Like my farmer truly walked into his house, into his bedroom and promptly passed the fuck out midstep to the bed

[tacit star]

wait guys.. do we pick the dogs or the cats as our pets

i love both, but i usually have the cats more

[dense pebble]

I love both i picked dog in this safe

[tacit star]

i love the dog bc sometimes i’ll be on my farm and i’ll see my dog running into a dirt wall

it’s the most stupid, funny, and amazing thing at the same time

[dense pebble]

Do y'all wanna know what kind of dumbassery i managed to do?

[tacit star]

why not lmao

[dense pebble]

So picture it

I have a small tree farm by my dogs bowl

A small simple tree farm

I put my axe in my chest and then went to the sc to grind

When it was 12:00pm i used my farm totem to teleport back home

But my absolute dumb of ass

Managed to make a perfect square of trees around the statue

[ruby citrus]

Hehe

[tacit star]

😭

do you have a forest farm ? 😭

[dense pebble]

So what happened? I sat there, unable to get into my house bc i trapped myself in trees without my axe

[calm sandal]

lightshot used to be my favorite, until discord didnt show thumbnails from it

[dense pebble]

Until i passed the fuck out at 2am bc i have half of a braincell that i forgot inside a chest

[dense pebble]

Yes i did

[ruby citrus]

Lol

[tacit star]

ah, i see

[calm sandal]

anyway thats reportable

[tacit star]

the first farm i had was the river land farm

bad desicion

[dense pebble]

My dumb of ass managed to trap himself in a jail of trees like a idiot

[dense pebble]

Ooooooff

[ruby citrus]

Oh shoot

[tacit star]

the second one i had was the forest

best desicion ever

[ruby citrus]

Sry i didnt know lol :/

[dense pebble]

I picked forest most of times this save i picked wildernesses

[tacit star]

oo

i rlly like the wilderness house

[calm sandal]

gonna still lamenting over no thumbsnail lightshot, i still use the apps tho

[tacit star]

i’m trying it too in my newest save

[dense pebble]

It's not bad honestly it got a big ass lake in the middle but other than that it's good

[calm sandal]

convenient to crop screenshot

[dense pebble]

Except when I'm surrounded by iridium bats

They seem to really enjoy annoying me

[tacit star]

i took off the mob apperance at night in the settings

i didn’t feel like dealing with it 😭😭

[calm sandal]

wilderness map is ass because the mobs

[dense pebble]

I like the mobs at night i just need to remember about them when i have the exploding ring

[calm sandal]

i shall avoid such map.

[dense pebble]

Btw this is another thing that happened to me

You have no idea what i felt at that moment

[tacit star]

wh

how 😭

that sucks 😭😭

[dense pebble]

I took the cheese out and the entire machine just yeeted itself away from me

I didn't have a magnet ring

So it just stared at me smug

[tacit star]

😭😭

i would just make another at that point

[dense pebble]

It was unbelievably sad

[tacit star]

accept my defeat

[calm sandal]

suffering, but i like to see other ppl suffering

[dense pebble]

Also two of my preserve jars leaped into the lake

[tacit star]

NOOO

[mystic jasper]

If only you had a magnet ring, glowstone ring or an iridium band

[calm sandal]

delicious sadness

[tacit star]

you gotta stop putting them in the most prone to lose places

[dense pebble]

My stupidity challenges gravity

[tacit star]

LMAO

[dense pebble]

I was moving them to a safe place when i broke the preserve jar it just leaped into the water

I just stared at the water for a bit like

Now I'm gonna waste money buying coal so i can make more preserve jars

[calm sandal]

u should put em on specialized shed later

its convenient that way, and for the space efficiency too

[tacit star]

i just get a bunch of charcoal kilns

[tacit star]

yep

[dense pebble]

I'm gonna study my layout to get a shed somewhere

[dense pebble]

I waste wood like the Scorpion carp wastes bait i can't use kilns

[tacit star]

💀

imma go to the farm designs and show my shed supply rn

if you guys wanna see

[gaunt forge]

is it possible to get the old mariner in winter without rain totems?

[tacit star]

hmm, not that i know of, no

[modern mist]

I like your shed @tacit star

[tacit star]

thanks 😭

[faint needle]

No

It doesnt rain in the winter

[modern mist]

I only have 6 preserver jars and 4 kegs on my main farm

[dense pebble]

Nop

[tacit star]

i got that one quest with the small shipping bin and i thought “why don’t i use that for my shed?”

[gaunt forge]

r.i.p well looks like i gotta wait till spring

[dense pebble]

I mean rain totems aren't that expensive

[faint needle]

What channel

[tacit star]

channel? i posted it in #farms-and-outfits

[dense pebble]

But i was in the same predicament i am 10 heaRts with Seb and it was winter time so i couldn't marry him

[tacit star]

the quest was the pierre crop one i’m pretty sure

[dense pebble]

It just turned spring but it hasn't rained yet

[tacit star]

yep

[modern mist]

I need to reach 2 or 3 hearts with Marnie

[tacit star]

same thing with me

[faint needle]

Can mobile stardew players not reach corner kegs?

[dense pebble]

I play on PC so can't help ya

[tacit star]

yeah 😭 it kinda sucks but it is what it is

[faint needle]

Lmao mobile players handicapped

[tacit star]

at least i don’t think i can

[tacit star]

i survive, playing full on portable stardew is the best pro for me

[faint needle]

Its like 10 less kegs

[modern mist]

Playing on pc is addictive, i have 3 farms

[faint needle]

Nah i prefer pc

Mods supremacy

[modern mist]

The only thing I don’t like about mobile is no multiplayer

[dense pebble]

I just poked myself in the eye by accident how am I alive

[tacit star]

i don’t have a computer to play on

sooo

i share my switch too, so it’s pretty much just mobile for me

[faint needle]

Its ok natural selection will take u soon

[dense pebble]

But y'all have autoattack

[faint needle]

Whats that

[tacit star]

yeahh, i use joystick and buttons though, i personally like it

[modern mist]

I want to play on my friends switch but we haven’t agreed on it

[dense pebble]

You can activate on mobile to have your farmer auto swim the weapon when a enemy comes to you

[tacit star]

different ways of fighting, playing in the game

it’s a setting

i played around with them

[faint needle]

So they have easymode

[tacit star]

and i’m most comfy with joystick and buttons

[dense pebble]

Not easy mode just helpful mode

[faint needle]

No more missing swings in serpents

[tacit star]

HAH

[dense pebble]

I'm used to mouse and keyboard

[faint needle]

Nah it would make the mines trivial asf

The only thing that makes the mines hard is timing the swings on flying enemies

[modern mist]

I just got a bone sword on my co op farm lol

[dense pebble]

I mean have u ever been to sc? Danger is literally everywhere

[tacit star]

the auto attack is fine, it just puts you in one place and is kinda ehhhh

[faint needle]

Thats what i mean

[tacit star]

i am VERY careful in the mines

[faint needle]

The ||regular mines|| are easy asf anyway

[dense pebble]

Cuts to my farmer standing in a field of bombs

[tacit star]

😭

bombs are very good

[faint needle]

Sc is the only remotely difficult one

[dense pebble]

Why did h spoiler regular mines tho

[tacit star]

i just never have enough

[faint needle]

||and volcano||

[tacit star]

probably for BRAND new players

[dense pebble]

I just like to kaboom

[faint needle]

U want other people to find out theres other?

[tacit star]

i unfortunately have not gotten that far 😭😭

[faint needle]

But yuh autoswing pretty op

[dense pebble]

It's not that much of a secret

[faint needle]

So ur the judge of who knows what and who doesnt?

[ancient aurora]

yeah he pretty much is

[faint needle]

Personally i didnt know about any others until i actually reached them becaus ei avoided spoilers

[dense pebble]

Yes

So apparently i can't dye my mask and I'm bitter again

[ancient aurora]

Damien you are the smartest around here i cant believe tomass did not know such

[faint needle]

Good for u

[dense pebble]

Dude I'm a genius, i totally didn't get stuck in between my trees and passed out

[tacit star]

i mean, it’s never bad to be careful, i can see both of your points though

[faint needle]

Guys lets talk about everything in sc cos it aint much of a secret

[ancient aurora]

that is the only legitimate outcome

[dense pebble]

I'll have to accept that this will be my only mask

[tacit star]

i don’t honestly know much, i would go to the seasoned farmers for that… or use ||this to talk about it||

[faint needle]

Yes

[dense pebble]

I haven't said anything about SC as a whole i just said it's not necessary to spoiler the fact there are other mines

[faint needle]

It literally is in the rules

And even if it werent its just common courtesy for people who dont want to know

[dense pebble]

Eh whatever

[gaunt forge]

i dont have the resources for them yet

[dense pebble]

Fair fair

[faint needle]

Im always lacking pine tar

Cos my tappers ar ebusy with oaks and maple

[dense pebble]

I believe there's a pond that can give rain totens let me check

[tacit star]

i have a fun little tree farm that put next to my shed

[dense pebble]

Oof it's not rain totems but farm totens my bad

[gaunt forge]

rip

well thx anyways

[hazy remnant]

is there a way to take something out of the museum?

or change its place?

[tacit star]

yes, you can talk to gunter and move around the artifacts you donated

you can’t take things out though

[hazy remnant]

ah thank you

[spark delta]

Guys quick question. Is it possible to move buildings while robin is building something already?

[velvet karma]

no

[spark delta]

unlucky guess ill have to wait

thanks

[tacit star]

yeah no, you can’t

[gusty gale]

Lets goooo

[novel fulcrum]

Quick question: My trees aren't growing and I checked to see if there was anything in the way and it's a clear path. I understand it's 3x3 with the seed in the middle, do the little rocks/grass/poop (?) count as obstructing the growth? I can't send images yet so it's hard to explain

[slow kestrel]

Let's gooooo

[gusty gale]

I think so

[clever spire]

everything is an obstruction even grass

needs to b 1000000% clear around fruit tree seeds

[novel fulcrum]

May I DM you for reference?

[clever spire]

got dms off

if u wanna send a pic u can use #images-and-memes

[warm fiber]

how many fridges do you guys have?

[clever spire]

at least 3

[tame locust]

I play on mobile, it's actually good

[gusty gale]

I will be sure to check it out!!

[tame locust]

I hope you will if you paid for it lol

[faint needle]

the sheet on his table

[strange fulcrum]

How many fish can you put in a deluxe aquarium

[faint needle]

click it to rearrange shit

[faint needle]

more than 2 i think

[hazy remnant]

thank you thank you

[strange fulcrum]

You can’t take out only rearrange

[strange fulcrum]

Thank you that is very helpful

[hazy remnant]

thanks!

[faint needle]

its kinda annoying tho cos the UI is over the bottom shelf so idfk how to move shit from there

[faint needle]

thanks i really tried

glad it helped

[strange fulcrum]

Appreciate your efforts

[hazy remnant]

[strange fulcrum]

The way i play stardew has completely changed

[faint needle]

cos of my amazing information?

[strange fulcrum]

Absolutely

[hasty timber]

6423

[gaunt light]

it was midnight and i have school go away

[faint needle]

Aww u had bedtime

Mom take ur phone?

[warped hamlet]

people when someone else has a good sleep schedule

(they are jealous!)

[gaunt light]

im gonna beat u up

this is asian oppression

[gaunt light]

literally so jealous

[faint needle]

I am ngl

[warped hamlet]

yeah same i need one too dw!

[faint needle]

Im korean so

Cant oppress myself

[gaunt light]

lies

[faint needle]

I am

Ive assimilated into this culture

[gaunt light]

go back to europe

[faint needle]

Ok in 2 months

[gaunt light]

cant even say anything but hello 💔💔💔

use ur bff duolingo idk

[faint needle]

I learned how to day thank u today

[gaunt light]

omg

[faint needle]

But i forgot already so

[gaunt light]

oh

umm its ok i brlieve in u

[faint needle]

Mfs have like 4 words for 1 phrase like tf

[gaunt light]

😭😭

4 words…..

[faint needle]

Yeah like imagine

[cunning silo]

teuw

[faint needle]

Thats a lot

[faint needle]

Whats that

[warped hamlet]

teuw obv!

[gaunt light]

theyre characters get it right

🙄🙄

NOT a true asian

[faint needle]

Nah but still its longer

Than it should br

[faint needle]

Its ok im slowly becoming one

[gaunt light]

like multiple characters for one word or smth?

[gaunt light]

yeah i see the change ur doing so great?!!!!

[faint needle]

Ngl i dont even know how the characters work lmao

[gaunt light]

😭😭

[faint needle]

Its bizzare for me

[gaunt light]

idk how korean works so gl

[faint needle]

Arent all the weird languages kinda similar

[gaunt light]

no

[faint needle]

The weird east asian

[gaunt light]

i dont know

[faint needle]

Arent u chinese

[gaunt light]

chinese dialects are all written the same way

[faint needle]

Oh yall mfs have dialects too

Lor have mercy

[gaunt light]

we have different ways of saying words for each dialect but on paper its written the same

[faint needle]

Too picky to pick one language

[gaunt light]

yeah we’re just soo picky

its crazy

[faint needle]

Fax tho like why

My lang has 1 dialect

[gaunt light]

english?

[faint needle]

No

Latvian

[gaunt light]

oooh

[faint needle]

Dont act like u know it

[gaunt light]

i dont

i only know latvia is a country in europe

neve rheard of it💀💀💀

[faint needle]

Ngl thats kinda surprising

[gaunt light]

why

[faint needle]

Nobody knows it

Not even europeans

[gaunt light]

damn

[faint needle]

Maybe the rare educated person

[gaunt light]

thats like how nobody knows kosovo

ive never met someone who knows where kosovo is

[faint needle]

Ik kosovo

Isnt it in the balkan region

[gaunt light]

so real of u

pretty sure

[faint needle]

Ikr genius moment

[gaunt light]

so smart

[faint needle]

But to be fair kosovo is kind a irrelevant

[gaunt light]

maybe the asian stereotypes r affecting u now sonce ur asian too definitely and not wuropean

[faint needle]

Literally useless country

[gaunt light]

LMFAO

and whats so different about latvia

[faint needle]

Yeah im getting smarter

My math is improving

[gaunt light]

nobodu knows it ur twinning with kosovo

[faint needle]

Nah nah latvia is cool

We have cool people

[gaunt light]

hmmm

we?

i thought u were korean

[faint needle]

Actually thats a lie stardew valley has shown me how shit it is

[gaunt light]

oh

how had stardew valley shown u how bad math is

[faint needle]

Nah cos u said “ur twinning with kosovo” so i just went along with it ygm

[gaunt light]

okay…

i just said that cuz u said latvian is one dialect ykyk

i trust ur korean heritage

[faint needle]

I never get enough seeds even after running the math 3 times and making sure everything is correct 💀

[gaunt light]

honestly relatable

the stereotype doesnt apply to stardew valley

[faint needle]

Yeha my korean ancestors

Btw tf happened with ur pfp

Did the edaters break up

[gaunt light]

no what😭

we just changed omg

its six and mono from little nightmares

[faint needle]

Oh edaters changed

[gaunt light]

no

i am not an edater

[faint needle]

The what from where

[torn schooner]

Quick question. I made my devices Stardew Themed and I wanna show it off, where would I do so perse? In Memes or Creative etc.

Also, hello Everyone!

[gaunt light]

six and mono r the mcs and little nightmares is a game

[faint needle]

Idk bro whichever u think works better

[gaunt light]

hii u can just go to #town-square or smth idk

[torn schooner]

Thank you sm!

[gaunt light]

we’re so helpful

[faint needle]

Game named after u probs

[gaunt light]

💀

[hexed smelt]

They had a giveaway of Little Nightmares on Steam last year. I got it, but the audio won't run, so I can't play it. Still, it's in my library.

[faint needle]

What even is it about

[gaunt light]

awww

its good

[gaunt light]

its a puzzle-platform horror adventure game

[faint needle]

Oh nvm ive seen a vid ages ago

[gaunt light]

yeah

[mystic jasper]

Oh ye I have it but I've yet to touch it

[gaunt light]

uhhh uhhhhhh uhhh

[faint needle]

I wouldnt buy food ngl

[gaunt light]

im not pro enough for that

[mystic jasper]

You might want more, but that'll be sufficient for now

[faint needle]

Just make field snacks and forage

And bug steaks

[gaunt light]

little nightmares is really fun trust 🙏🙏

[faint needle]

And if u have mushroom cave make life elixirs

[gaunt light]

foraging?

[mystic jasper]

Maxing out fishing is the first I do

[faint needle]

Cringe ngl

[gaunt light]

i want botanist so bad

[faint needle]

My fishing was at 5 while everything else was 9 and 10

[mystic jasper]

I got fishing 10 at day 6 spring year 1 I believe

[gaunt light]

idk what that means but i agree

[faint needle]

Low iq moment

[gaunt light]

sorry i dont use discordian gamer terms like you

[mystic jasper]

I could try level 10 day 5 but it might require bubble spots

[faint needle]

Ur not a gamer then like me

Gamers rise up

[gaunt light]

i am not gaming is for cringe people

on what😭

[hexed smelt]

I've been giving Amnesia: the Dark Descent a go the last couple of days. Some really freaky stuff there. Scared the crap out of me more that a couple of times. Horror survival played with the lights off and headphones. Very scary. LOL

[faint needle]

Gaming is for chads fr

Handsome people play games

[gaunt light]

ohhhh

what u spending 3.5k on every day tho

[faint needle]

Imagine a y=x^2 graph

[gaunt light]

chads that have no life maybe 😔

[mystic jasper]

Oh I've seen people play it. Yeah scary game ngl

[gaunt light]

okay

[mystic jasper]

The ghouls and stuff in that game as well as wraiths

[gaunt light]

oh go you

[faint needle]

Chads gamer lifes is gaming

Man i dont get how yall enjoy fishing

[mystic jasper]

That's what I did for fishing

[mystic jasper]

Been like this for 2 years

[torn schooner]

In ||skull Cavern|| or reg mines? Spoilers

[gaunt light]

fishing is amazing wym

[faint needle]

Id probably kill myself if i had to fosh that much

[mystic jasper]

I love fishing

[torn schooner]

Saaaame

[faint needle]

Its boring asl i was legit on youtube while fishing

[gaunt light]

its so ez to get rich early game w fishing

[mystic jasper]

Definitely

[gaunt light]

worth it

[faint needle]

Nah bro but i didnt pay 13€ to watch youtube

If i wanted to do that id buy youtube premium but id never fucking do that

Good ass show ngl

[faint needle]

Nah too expensive

[gaunt light]

hmmm no

[torn schooner]

I personally used Spicy Eel for both

[faint needle]

See mining is fun

[torn schooner]

Salads are okay tho

[faint needle]

Engaging content

[torn schooner]

The amount you had should be fine.

[faint needle]

But maybe its jusy me being into combat games

[gaunt light]

W cave carrots solo

[faint needle]

Ngl cave carrots are op

[gaunt light]

fr the only thing i dont like abt mining is that the time is so limited

[faint needle]

They look dirty as shit tho like idk how the farmer doesnt have tapeworms yet

Unlock ||sc|| time goes by slower there

Or so ive heard

[mystic jasper]

You think they exist in sdv?

[gaunt light]

and from the rotting fruits in the bat cave💀

[faint needle]

Then the whole town would have tapeworms ngl

I be giving that shit out for free

[gaunt light]

sell it all to pierre

[faint needle]

Who knows

[gaunt light]

so true

[faint needle]

Pierre resells them anyway so the whole town would have worms in either case

[fossil lion]

And he claims he grew them so double win

[gaunt light]

but if u give it to him as friendly gifts he wont sell them

[flat brook]

Bro I wanna switch to bat cave

[gaunt light]

omg ttue

true

[faint needle]

Oh god bro chose the mushroom

[flat brook]

BRO PPL TOLD ME IT WAS GOOD

[gaunt light]

why would you choose the mushrooms 😔😔😔😔😔

you fool

[faint needle]

U got swindled

[mystic jasper]

They taste good

[faint needle]

Yeah hes lame like that british guy

[flat brook]

Fuck this I'm too rich

[gaunt light]

its okay both caves are kinda useless later on you’ll be fine

[flat brook]

I don't need that cave

[gaunt light]

jumpscare

[flat brook]

I'm going to block the path as well

[torn schooner]

||Gold Statue is aswell|| Spoilers

[flat brook]

I got unlimited gems don't need lame fruit gifts

[faint needle]

Until u get rabbits

[gaunt light]

as u should never enter that horrid mushroom cave again

[faint needle]

Rabbits are so broken tho like 4 hearts on a birthday

Where was this info when i was tryna rizz up haley on my first save

[flat brook]

Yeah it's annoying now

I'm using health potions, crab cakes and spicy eels for food

[faint needle]

Spicy eels are sexy

[flat brook]

I'll get more rabbits 2 ain't enough

[flat brook]

You're sexy

[faint needle]

I have 8 and basically an unlimited supply of feet

I love feet

[faint needle]

😩😩

[flat brook]

[gaunt light]

speechless

[flat brook]

^

[faint needle]

I dont see the issue?

[flat brook]

He either worded it poorly or didn't stutter

[gaunt light]

are u sure

[flat brook]

We don't judge

[gaunt light]

i dont think he stuttered

[gaunt light]

yeah😊

was just a little flabbergasted sl

[faint needle]

Yeha nah i didnt

[flat brook]

BROOOO I JUST FORGOR

The 12am sharp bush

[gaunt light]

the egg festival………………

[faint needle]

Like look how sexy

[flat brook]

On spring

[gaunt light]

on my first save abigail beat me so i kept resetting the save to beat her 💀

[faint needle]

They dont even look like feet tho like it just looks like a white carrot or sum

[flat brook]

They look like radish

[mystic jasper]

Looks like a large sharp toenail

[flat brook]

Wifebeater in the chat

[faint needle]

Oh lord no

[gaunt light]

LMAO

[faint needle]

Fr tho better watch out

Wheres ur white tanktop xen

[gaunt light]

im gonna beat you up

[faint needle]

Ur prolly like 5’4

[flat brook]

She beats you? Abigail?

[gaunt light]

mb i gotta transform and switch teams to be a male

[flat brook]

[faint needle]

Ur chinese and a female so prolly even 4’4

[gaunt light]

no

stip!

[flat brook]

Imagine being short

[gaunt light]

stop

this is prejudice

[faint needle]

Sorry is the 2nd guess more accurate

[gaunt light]

no

[faint needle]

Which one is closer

[gaunt light]

the first one

im 10 ft tall

[faint needle]

Ok so 4’11?

[flat brook]

5'11 is fake you're 6ft

[gaunt light]

trust

[gaunt light]

no🙄🙄

[faint needle]

Fax 5’11 doesnt exist

[mystic jasper]

Trying to beat Abigail in the egg festoval?

[faint needle]

So what

[flat brook]

Women don't understand heights, I'm 6ft and i told a girl I was 6'4 she believed it

[gaunt light]

what is that

[faint needle]

Lmao bro got rizz

[mystic jasper]

First year of university

[faint needle]

Its how americans say 9th grade

[gaunt light]

im 5’2

[faint needle]

LMAO

[fossil lion]

you guys measure yourselves?

[gaunt light]

eww

[hexed smelt]

Me when I unlocked the greenhouse in winter and needed something to plant in it, and it was the only thing I could get. I bought back my own blueberries. LOL

[fossil lion]

Haven't done that in years

[gaunt light]

listen….

[mystic jasper]

Why would I measure myself

[faint needle]

I have to its my job

To know my measurements

[gaunt light]

wait so r u like 14 then ir smth

[faint needle]

Listening

[dense lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042673734101766203/1044422687239458966/togif.gif

[gaunt light]

but ur in year 9

[mystic jasper]

So you seedmaker your blueberries?

[gaunt light]

wait

[faint needle]

Its america it works diff

[gaunt light]

nvm i forgot i started school early

[faint needle]

Bro tryna flex her iq or what

[gaunt light]

no im supposed to be in year 9 too

yeah same

[faint needle]

Wait so ur 14

[gaunt light]

no

im 15

and in year 10

[flat brook]

If I didn't drop out I would've graduated at the age of 19

So this year

[gaunt light]

i turned 15 like at the end of march

[gaunt light]

damnn

[faint needle]

Did u drop out of highschool

[flat brook]

Yeah in 12th

[faint needle]

Why tf

[flat brook]

Covid

[faint needle]

Prolly not the best choice bro ngl

[flat brook]

Money

I had no choice

I work now

[gaunt light]

do u get urs at 16?

[faint needle]

Man why yall so tiny

[flat brook]

School was meh anyway

[faint needle]

Tiny and young

[gaunt light]

oh

[flat brook]

Im buff

Wym

[faint needle]

But tbf im in a farming sim discord so it makes sense

[faint needle]

Ok not u but other mfs

[gaunt light]

no im basically like 20 idk what u mean

[faint needle]

Ur not ur a tiny baby

[flat brook]

Yeah

They're smol

[faint needle]

Prolly got sung a lullaby yesterday befor ebed

Prolly lostened to a bedtime story

[gaunt light]

im gonna send 300 missiles to ur current location

[faint needle]

Thats kinda illegal

Would cause a war

[gaunt light]

i dont care

[mystic jasper]

Goodness me you guys are choosing violence almost every single time

[flat brook]

Jim has competition

[faint needle]

Anyway am i the oldest here then

[fossil lion]

relax they're normal missiles so nothing too bad will happen

[gaunt light]

ewwww

[flat brook]

Kim* not jim

[flat brook]

How old are you

[faint needle]

Kims chilling ngl

[gaunt light]

go back to the nursing homes and walk with a cane all day

[faint needle]

21 pretty much

[flat brook]

I'm 38

[faint needle]

Relax im not that old

[flat brook]

[faint needle]

U just said u dropped out of hs cos of covid

Ur not 38 bro relax

[flat brook]

I have 2 kids

[faint needle]

Show pics

[hexed smelt]

I know. It's the only way he sells produce. And what I meant by me buying back my own blueberries.

[fossil lion]

And so do some 16 year olds

[gaunt light]

if im a baby to u then u must be ancient dawgg go hand urself into a museum for prehistoric creatures

[flat brook]

Ain't no way I'm sending my kids face on discord

[faint needle]

Im too healthy and too hot for that

[hexed smelt]

I doubt it. 🤣

[faint needle]

Besides u dont talk like a 38 year old

[fossil lion]

I'm 25 btw

[faint needle]

I meant from the chatters

Arma face reveal

[flat brook]

Im a manchild

[faint needle]

Arma face reveal

[hexed smelt]

Yes, the seedmaker. It was my first decent save, third overall.

[faint needle]

Show me ur beard

Show me the wrinkles and the receding hairline

[mystic jasper]

How often do you use the seedmaker?

[gaunt light]

crazy

[flat brook]

Okay okay wait, not current one cuz I clean shaved yesterday and I regret it

[mystic jasper]

Only times I've used it constantly was for my ancient fruit

[faint needle]

Lmao

[warped hamlet]

true!

[gaunt light]

real

[faint needle]

U can tell a lot from eyeballs

[gaunt light]

its just for proof

[faint needle]

Old people have yellow or red ass eyes

[gaunt light]

so

you?

[faint needle]

Yeah both sides too pls

[gaunt light]

whats that again

[fossil lion]

And I thought it's just because I sleep an average of 5 h per day

[faint needle]

No my granny said i look very handsome and young

[gaunt light]

young to her maybe but you need to face reality stop being delusional

what r u talking abt bro idek what a british is stop making stuff up

[faint needle]

Nah i legit look young tho everyone who i meet says i look like im like 16 or 17

Rizztraining order

[hexed smelt]

I only use it for certain things. AF mostly, but cranberries sometimes, or strawberries for year 2. I don't use it for anything where the seeds would be cheaper to buy than what the produce can sell for, which is just about everything.

[gaunt light]

tell that to the fossilised dinosaurs u bonded with during the jurassic period

[flat brook]

Oh that works?

[faint needle]

Triassic*

[mystic jasper]

I've used it on other crops as well, but yeah I've rarely used it unless I want to get much of a particular crop

[faint needle]

Get it right

[gaunt light]

why does that matter😭

[mystic jasper]

Should've been Devonian instead smh

[faint needle]

Bro i have a dino in my coop rn

That mf is making me no money

[gaunt light]

is it related to u

[faint needle]

No im related to korean people

[mystic jasper]

Dinos don't make much money but at least they look good

[gaunt light]

😱😱 dinosaur slavery

[faint needle]

Dino trafficking

[flat brook]

I rarely take bigches

@faint needle later year I think

Pictures

[gaunt light]

okay…

[faint needle]

Nah u aint 38 bro relax

[flat brook]

Where did it go

[faint needle]

Hot tho ngl

[flat brook]

Itw not there

[faint needle]

Id tap that

No homo

[tropic fox]

Suddenly I'm straight

[mystic jasper]

Well if you think about it...considering chickens and ducks are similar to dinos

[flat brook]

Nah the hair is gone

Ill show you a few months old wait

[faint needle]

Show a beard picture bro

[tropic fox]

Oh you're hella fruity

[flat brook]

This is horrendous

[faint needle]

Who

[flat brook]

Oh shit I actually haven't taken a good one

[faint needle]

Why u so angry

[flat brook]

Wait lemme check

[faint needle]

But nah ur not 38

[flat brook]

My cousins were pissing me off

I'm 19 lmao

[faint needle]

Im so smart bro ik the lie

Arma no kids

[flat brook]

Wait a fee weeks or a month I'll take a good picture with my beard, the only one I got looks emo af

[faint needle]

Gold chains sre overrated

[faint needle]

Show u

Us

[flat brook]

[faint needle]

Please no

[flat brook]

It's old one so it was barely anything

[tropic fox]

You're fruity @faint needle

[faint needle]

Whats that even mean

[flat brook]

Like after I cut the hair

[faint needle]

Ngl nice beard

Im jealous

[flat brook]

💀

[flat brook]

I wish it was full tho

It's not complete

[tropic fox]

Basically someone who acts gay

[hexed smelt]

My beard is older than everyone here. 🤣

[faint needle]

Wait so @tropic fox ur straight but u have any pronouns in ur bio

Does that mean ur attracted to jothing or everything?

[flat brook]

Nooooo show me 🙂

[faint needle]

Bro its better than me i cna only grow moustache fuzz lmao

[flat brook]

Lmfao

[faint needle]

Oh yuh i do that lmao

[flat brook]

Thata really bad, my best friend can only grow a stache and somewhat of a goatee its funny af

[faint needle]

Its sad bro

[flat brook]

But he won't look goof with a beard anyway

[faint needle]

Like im 21 and i got that

Ill be 30 with an unconnected oatchy beard lmao

[flat brook]

Trim it tbh don't grow it out too much if it's patchy

[faint needle]

Yuhyuh

@tropic fox ayoo answer me

Ik ur here

[tropic fox]

I'm on ss vc, what is it?

[faint needle]

This @tropic fox

[tropic fox]

Nope, my sexuality is fluid

[faint needle]

But u said ur straight at that moment so what does that mean

[tropic fox]

Abrosexuality they call it

[faint needle]

Who are u attracted to at that moment

If u have any pronouns

[flat brook]

I'm confusion

Anyway brb shower

[faint needle]

Same ngl

[tropic fox]

Both genders, i joked about being straight

[faint needle]

Interesting

[mystic comet]

@terse beacon bingbong I’m bored

[mystic comet]

My friend with changing attraction and he’s picky af

I call it

Aerospace engineering

Cos it’s too complicated for me to understand if he’s demi or bi or likes females or males anymore

It’s simply aerospace engineering

[mystic jasper]

No one

I'm still modelling fish and fishing in sdv

The grind for fish continues

[mystic comet]

Grind legendary fish

[mystic jasper]

I've done perfect catches on them already so

[mystic comet]

Sheesh

[mystic jasper]

Which would you you like to see?

Actually I've done perfect catches on every fish so

Though I'm missing a few videos on the easy ones

[faint needle]

Why not just call ut bisexual and say that he just likes someone from a specific gender and then someone from the other gender?

[faint needle]

Modelling fish tf is that

[mystic comet]

It’s not just that he’s very fickle

Sometimes he claims he’s demi

[mystic jasper]

3D modelling fish

[mystic comet]

Sometimes he likes just the face

Sometimes he says he’s not attracted to anyone

[faint needle]

Ohh yuh should have known from ur pfp

[mystic jasper]

I mean yeah that's one of my completed fish models. I have more

[faint needle]

But everyone experiences that

[mystic comet]

Idk

[faint needle]

Is it a catfish

[mystic jasper]

Yes

[mystic comet]

I’ve known him for years he’s like 26 now

Still fickle

[faint needle]

Ive done some 3d modeling too

Very little tho

[mystic jasper]

At this point I've been 3d modelling fish for 3 years on and off

[faint needle]

Ive made a chair a lamp a guitar and a face and thats it

Guitar was a pain in the ass tho

[mystic jasper]

I've did a Scorpion carp but it's absolutely old

[faint needle]

What dies it look lik

Like

[mystic jasper]

I've got around 86 completed fish models

[mystic jasper]

Really derpy, but that's during the time when I wasn't going much for anatomy

Looks like this and it's pretty much rushed

That's like 2-3 years ago

[faint needle]

Did u sculpt ut or is that purely modeling

[mystic jasper]

Purely modelling

[faint needle]

Love the little smile

[mystic jasper]

Yeah I just gave it a smile because the sprite looks like it has one

[mystic comet]

5

Copper bars

5 times 5

[opal aspen]

25

[mystic comet]

Gj

[faint needle]

Woahhh nice one

[opal aspen]

Thanks

[faint needle]

Quick maf

[quick olive]

Okay, jsut got Tempered Broadsword

how good/bad?

also, just hit combat 5, which is better?

Fighter or Scout?

um... what?

[drifting trench]

[calm sandal]

just go with highest atk weap

fighter

[drifting trench]

Speed exists

[halcyon light]

Ggs

[alpine sapphire]

I just bought sdv

[civic nexus]

noice

[quick olive]

Which is better, Obsidian Edge or Tempered Broadsword?

got both in the last mine trek.

[warm fiber]

how do you have such a long hotbar

[halcyon light]

Disable vertical hotbar something

[warm fiber]

is that a mobile thing

[halcyon light]

Yes

[warm fiber]

ah so that is your entire inventory?

[halcyon light]

No

[flat brook]

Back

[quick olive]

Still would like to know whether Obdisian Edge or Broadsword is better.

[native solar]

Wow quite impressive, What year are you in

[halcyon light]

4

[native solar]

Still impressive

Congratulations

I finished mine by the end of the first year I believe, though that was the get the community center as fast as possible playthrough

[quick olive]

Um... is there a glitch where you end up losing thousands of gold when delivering a quest?

[tropic fox]

Congrats!

[crude tapir]

💀

[quick olive]

I just noticed how I suddenly was incredibly poor after delivering a melon to Demitrius.

[halcyon light]

Fish tank is painful to complete

[quick olive]

I hadn't bought anything that day, the most I did was crack open some magma geodes.

[flat brook]

Bulletin board is hardest tbh

Fish is easy

[quick olive]

I started off with nearly 4k and now I'm close to 1k.

Oh, I did get a goat but that didn't dent my wallet that much, I don't think.

[native solar]

I was checking a list of bugs and such, but I have found none of what you speak of

[quick olive]

...Oh never mind, it's apparently pretty expensive.

[native solar]

Ah that makes more sense haha

[civic nexus]

damn

[crude tapir]

nah demetrius just threw the melon u gave him head onto you and robbed u while u were knocked out

[strange fulcrum]

Lmao

[faint needle]

bigger number = better weapon

unless its a dagger

throw it in the trash immediately

like instantly

[faint needle]

nice name

[native solar]

That's what you get for getting close to his daughter

[native solar]

Ah you once again, thank you haha

Fellow Haley Enjoyer

[faint needle]

oh did i say it before

[crude tapir]

LMAOOOOO 💀

[faint needle]

we gotta stick together bro, life aint easy for us here

[native solar]

Indeed people commit war crimes on our wife on a daily basis

[tropic fox]

Fuck Harvey for charging me when i pass out even if we're married

[faint needle]

business and family dont mix

[tropic fox]

I am the light of the family, why charge me too high for passing out huh?

[crude tapir]

he gotta make money somehow

[faint needle]

its 1k tho

wont go broke for it

[crude tapir]

fr

[faint needle]

the least u could do as a loving wife/hubby is support ur partners business

[native solar]

He needs the cash, Love is temporary that cash is eternal

[tropic fox]

Is coffee and pickles everyday not enough

[faint needle]

there is more to life than pickles believe it or not

unless ur a big fan

[warm fiber]

wait what actually happened

[tropic fox]

He should be thankful I sacrifice a vegetable from my harvest to make your pickles

[native solar]

Pickle rick

[crude tapir]

LMAOOO i was js jokin 💀

[faint needle]

go tickle his pickle

[native solar]

I realized if I squint my eyes, Demetrius looks like Obama

[faint needle]

whats obamas last name

[warm fiber]

he stole my melon too i think

[native solar]

Damn Demetrius must really like your melons

😏

[warm fiber]

ok time to get revenge by giving him a void egg

[native solar]

Johnson

[warm fiber]

can you slingshot void eggs

[faint needle]

dam fr

Yes

[covert brook]

hi

wer do u guys find the shadowy figure?

[crude tapir]

follow the footsteps in the snow!

[strange fulcrum]

I alway forget to collect ||junimo plush|| at the end of every season

[hexed smelt]

I know the feeling.

[novel fulcrum]

I didn't know about this until I read this.

[strange fulcrum]

That’s why the spoiler tag

[dusky cove]

Y'all
What should I upgrade first
Axe or pickaxe?

[strange fulcrum]

Pickaxe

[dusky cove]

Okay

[oak ember]

Am I stupid, how do you dispense from the hay dropper? I keep right clicking on it and it just shakes it

[hexed smelt]

Do you have a silo?

Does it have any hay in it?

[oak ember]

Yes

I have a LOT of hay

I withdrew before, I just came back in the game

But idk how to get it again

[hexed smelt]

Is the feeding bench already full? You can't take hay out if it is.

[oak ember]

Now I accidentally wasted all my energy, my guy passed out and I think I wasted a day now 💀

[oak ember]

You mean for chickens?

[hexed smelt]

!feed

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/257895149517013002/1018572655881883778/feed.png

[oak ember]

That's a weird feature, why does it prevent you?

[hexed smelt]

For coop or barn.

[hexed smelt]

IDK. If you have the Deluxe Coop or Barn with the autofeeder, you have to blow up some of the hay in the bench with a cherry bomb or something, leaving blank space. Then you can remove hay from the hopper and store it in a chest for use later.

Just make sure your heater or anything isn't near the blast radius, or you'll lose it.

[oak ember]

I see, thanks for the tips

[warm fiber]

WAIT IT HAPPENS ON A REGULAR BASIS??

[faint needle]

Bro why are u a she/her but a he/they in bio

[oak ember]

Wish the game just told me that beforehand before I realize my character was about to pass out

[warm fiber]

i thought at 12am the game tells you that it's getting late?

[faint needle]

U cant have hay on the bench if u want to take it out

[dusky cove]

Oh forgot to update my username

The bio is correct just the name isnt

[faint needle]

It gives u how much hay u need for the animals so if the bench is full u dont technically “need” the hay

Use a bomb on the hay or something

Or just wait till the animals eat it

[oak ember]

No, I kept spamming the thing and he just kept shaking it forgetting that it costs me energy until my guy passed out

[foggy current]

What's an easy item that Kent loves?

[warm fiber]

shaking it costs energy?

[oak ember]

Yes

[covert brook]

what's the best thing to do in winter?

[warm fiber]

mine and upgrade tools

[covert brook]

i literally planted a lot then the next day its winter

[foggy current]

I gather stuff for cc

[novel thistle]

@foggy current You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[crude tapir]

unfortunately his 2 loveds r cooked dishes which r roasted hazelnut and fiddlehead risotto

[covert brook]

i always passed out at flr 15

[foggy current]

I have s kitchen

A

[crude tapir]

well then u only need recipe and ingredients now

but universal loved is also perfect, like a rabbits foot?

[foggy current]

I think i'll try get the hazelnuts

[crude tapir]

the higher the quality the better

[foggy current]

I'll just watch so much queen of sauce

[crude tapir]

lmaoo

[foggy current]

Wait

I think i have the recipe

[strange fulcrum]

you can get it on the last day of any season

[foggy current]

Can't check yet though

I also got the capsule with an alien but idk what to do with it

[covert brook]

do chickens get mad when u get their eggs ?

[foggy current]

No

[tropic fox]

Never

[foggy current]

Wouldn't make ingame sense

[fossil pebble]

Chickens dont care at all

[foggy current]

Also remember to pet then

Them

[covert brook]

nice. coz u know in real life they get mad.

[covert brook]

ow wait how?

[hexed smelt]

He doesn't love any "easy" items.

[strange fulcrum]

TIL

[paper dock]

Wait how do u get the chickens?

[foggy current]

LMB on a chicken

[strange fulcrum]

kent is such a grump

his response for neutral gifts is so passive-aggressive

[fair furnace]

Are strawberries a good investment

I have like 4k gold

[strange fulcrum]

i kept giving him neutral gifts thinking he liked them

[crude tapir]

this is passive aggressive??

[strange fulcrum]

until i read the wiki

[hexed smelt]

Yes. Buy as many as you can afford.

[fair furnace]

ok

[strange fulcrum]

Misleading

How to get purple shorts next to my name

[hexed smelt]

He means the Manson Family. It's a veiled threat. 🤣

[crude tapir]

LMAOOO

[mossy holly]

kent also sends bombs in the mail to the player

[hexed smelt]

First you need to not have much of a real life ... 🤣

[strange fulcrum]

I've been in this discord longer than u

[foggy current]

That's why I want to get a high friendship with him

[strange fulcrum]

/jkjk

[strange fulcrum]

its only a single cherry bomb

[foggy current]

I don't have access to better bombs yet

[hexed smelt]

I first joined in January 2021, then left for six months from May of 2022 to November 2022. I'm not as new as it seems, since my join date is when I REjoined.
Still not nearly as long as you, though.

[hexed smelt]

He can send any type of bomb, up to and including mega.

[strange fulcrum]

[warm fiber]

dont start from first floor

i usually aim to go as deep as possible each mining run

so i start fron the lowest i can get with the elevator

[hexed smelt]

I try for at least 5 new levels each trip.

[warm fiber]

but can u do it multiple times?

[hexed smelt]

No, only once.

[warm fiber]

i tend to just run to the far end of the level and start mining to look for the ladder

which gets me about 10-15 floors per run

[strange fulcrum]

I’m not sure, i haven’t even done it once yet

Like i said i keep forgetting haha

[warm fiber]

i cant believe my mayo factory costs so much earth crystals

i have 12 mayo machines now

[strange fulcrum]

Reset level 1-20 mines