stardew-valley

[terse beacon]

She also likes watching the ladybugs that have invaded my room

[mystic comet]

If u go clockwise two times around your house it’s a secret rain dance that ensures it rains the next day and your crops are watered

[terse beacon]

Yanyan is a filthy liar

Don’t listen to them

[low mountain]

i got rain just now :3

[mystic comet]

[terse beacon]

Is that real?

[mystic comet]

[terse beacon]

Cap

[mystic comet]

[low mountain]

whar🥺

[terse beacon]

Yes its true

[mystic comet]

UR SMEARING MY NAME

[terse beacon]

You smeared it yourself

[mystic comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-gif-25866484

[quick mesa]

i wanna

[terse beacon]

Time to go back to the jungle

[oak trail]

Hrm. What did I use my pine tar on...

[mystic comet]

Can pine tar even be used for anything

[void compass]

Bruhhh winter is boring I feel like a starving peasant

[terse beacon]

Yes

[mystic comet]

What

[fast gull]

can I kiil the freen goshtr

[terse beacon]

Loom, speed gro, rain totem

[low mountain]

@mystic comet where do i start this is overwhelming

[fast gull]

can I kill the gereern gj-pst

[mystic comet]

Where start stardew u mean?

[fast gull]

can I kill the freen gohst

[low mountain]

yeah

ive planted some parsnips

[fast gull]

can I Kuill the green ghostr

[low mountain]

and chopped down a few trees

[fast gull]

can I kill the green ghost

in the mines

[mystic comet]

I usually fish and plant parsnips then buy potatoes and then forage and then sell all before 14 spring buy strawberries and then go from there

[low mountain]

my parsnips havent grown yet

[mystic comet]

Strawberries at the festival u can check the board outside pierre

[mystic comet]

Yesh sho go fish and like forage and sell and buy potatoes and plant more

[low mountain]

so i should go down to fish?

[low mountain]

where do i sell stuff 🥺

[mystic comet]

[low mountain]

im on switch

[mystic comet]

U can dump it in the bin and you’ll receive it the next day or u can go to Pierre’s before 5pm

[low mountain]

next to my house? i sold a lot of wood

but thats ok i have so much

[mystic comet]

[low mountain]

tysm

ima go try fishing

[mystic comet]

Personally I’d sell most things before my first 14th spring

[low mountain]

also how do i eat food?

or do i just not

[mystic comet]

Cos strawberries is good initial investment

Uh

U can but I’m not sure on switch

[low mountain]

wth?!?

[terse beacon]

Mf yes you can

Press a

[void compass]

Willy approves this message

[mystic comet]

And personally I try to get foraging up first in the starting few weeks cos uh it unlocks some things but yesh

[severe citrus]

does anyone know when switch is gonna get the 5.6 update

[low mountain]

I CAUGHT A SUNFISH 😄

[mystic jasper]

Nice

[calm sandal]

well, thats a start at least

[gilded minnow]

Is ancient fruit really that much better than star fruit?

[dusty ibex]

no

some (me included) actually prefer starfruit

[severe citrus]

is there anything that can be planted outside year round

[gilded minnow]

ancient fruit

just not during winter in the vanilla game

[severe citrus]

ah
cant mod switch version and its kinda eh on pc if you're alone

[gilded minnow]

yeah so winter no crops

[severe citrus]

so profit for winter is just fish and mine stuff

[gilded minnow]

Or! brewing.

[crude tapir]

or gh

[severe citrus]

so just fish and mine stuff

[gilded minnow]

I do a lot of brewing and jam making from left over produce

[crude tapir]

or ur animals

[severe citrus]

don't have that unlocked yet unfortunately

[crude tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-19411985

[gilded minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-gif-25407147

A cute little gif

do u have leftover produce for winter?

[cobalt hare]

should i do joja route for things like greenhouse

[oak trail]

eeee. My goat gave birth.

[gilded minnow]

You can give it a try, I personally don’t

[oak trail]

(I wasnt even trying)

[severe citrus]

if you want the fast way out and to be evil

[gilded minnow]

“evil”

[cobalt hare]

💀

[dusty ibex]

im reporting u to the mods for being so unwelcoming

[crude tapir]

ur stinkyness is making everbody leave wdym

[dusty ibex]

at least i dont look like i stink LIKE U DO

[dense hedge]

Its back to normal 🙂

[crude tapir]

omg W mob pfp

[dense hedge]

yessir

[dusty ibex]

is that the rabbit people show

[crude tapir]

what.

[dense hedge]

wha-

[dusty ibex]

u know what

never mind

[dense hedge]

lol

[spring mirage]

does anyone know if the item id spawn glitch still works on switch

[marble brook]

it doesn’t

[spring mirage]

lovely, there goes about half an hour wasted

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-dwayne-johnson-dwayne-the-rock-tea-joe-moment-gif-22606108

[gaunt gale]

Doesn’t work on any consoles

Hasn’t for years tbh

[spring mirage]

oh nice

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-smile-emoji-joy-ecstatic-gif-16845996

[spring mirage]

whats a good money method then im on year 3 but have only got a small coop small barn a fish pond a silo and the first house upgrade

[gaunt gale]

Plant crops

Harvest them

Profit

Optionally you can process them between step 2 and 3 for more profit

[spring mirage]

fine, il play the game properly then

[flint cairn]

im not getting any help from technical

[gaunt gale]

In exchange for time

[gaunt gale]

What help do you require

[flint cairn]

my game won't launch

[gaunt gale]

Are you using steam

[fast gull]

||where is the shadowy figuere idk how to find ir||

[gaunt gale]

Or on another platform/launcher

[spring mirage]

actually i should do that cause im trying to get the kegs

[crude tapir]

follow the footsteps in the snow!

[gaunt gale]

Follow the footprints in the snow

[crude tapir]

HA

[gaunt gale]

L slow

[crude tapir]

WDYM

[fast gull]

they go in a circle in the endf

[gaunt gale]

You copied my message

[spring mirage]

try find if it went into a bush

[crude tapir]

no i didnt smh

[gaunt gale]

Yes I use light mode

[grizzled horizon]

||Where do I fish for the rare summer seasonal?||

[gaunt gale]

The summer legend?

[crude tapir]

ok u deserve something bad happening to u for light mode

[grizzled horizon]

yep

[flint cairn]

ive tried everything

[gaunt gale]

Far right beach on the dock

[mystic jasper]

Light mode sounds fun

[grizzled horizon]

Oki thankyou

[gaunt gale]

Again are you on steam

[mystic jasper]

Also the summer fish can be quite hard for many. 95 mixed may not be a big deal for many, but can be for others

[marble brook]

yes i use amoled

[gilded minnow]

What if it’s like 3 seasons ago

[flint cairn]

yes

[gaunt gale]

Have you tried launching from the 32 bit beta

[flint cairn]

what is that?

[spring mirage]

haley is the best bachelorette

[gaunt gale]

Stardew changed what it runs on so some systems have to use a beta to play, it’s the exact same as the regular game just doesn’t support a few mods

[flint cairn]

ok where do i get this and what do i do

[marble brook]

it’s in steam

i’m no good at explaining so

[gaunt gale]

You have to right click the game in you library in steam, press properties, go to betas as switch it to compatibility

[marble brook]

that

[gaunt gale]

And*

[gaunt gale]

💀

[spring mirage]

should i just buy my way to the greenhouse or grind

[cobalt hare]

Hello

I just started playing stardew valley on switch:3

[spring mirage]

cause i dont really have much time in the weeks plus im really lazy

[oak trail]

I am ONE rabbit foot away from CC

[gilded minnow]

if you like being bullied, yes

if you have self respect, then nah
/lh and hj

[cobalt hare]

I miss like two fish to finish my community center 😦

[slow quarry]

I just got the living hat on accident

[cobalt hare]

I need a red snapper and a sturgeon 😭😭😭

[marble brook]

the heck

[slow quarry]

?

[mystic jasper]

Sturgeon can be fished during winter and summer during daytime hours. Red snapper can be caught during rain in summer and fall

[marble brook]

it’s like the rarest item

[cobalt hare]

ty pookie ily I was suffering they’re literally the two fishes I miss

[spring mirage]

im actually gonna scream

[slow quarry]

ik i have also gotten the garbage hat on acident on my other save on my switch

[spring mirage]

i bought a ton of some random seed cause it said itd take five days, here i am 8 days later at the end of the season with little to none money

[mystic jasper]

Forgot to mention locations. Sturgeon at mountain lake while red snapper at ocean

[cobalt hare]

i got it two times

[marble brook]

i have like 6 garbage hats. and no living hats

[slow quarry]

is it that rare?

[marble brook]

yes

[oak trail]

I have a chicken hat.

[crude tapir]

theres

[slow quarry]

i was just clearing my farm on year 2 summer 20th and just got it

[crude tapir]

a chicken hat?

[oak trail]

Ya. From the museum I think

[gilded minnow]

Is there a way to get rid of the farm pet after having it

[mystic jasper]

No

[gilded minnow]

[crude tapir]

why would u want to get rid of it ueueue

[oak trail]

... weird. I woke up at my front door...

[marble brook]

nope they’re with you forever

[mystic jasper]

It's a pain to move when it blocks your path...

[gilded minnow]

I have a mod for extra pets and I dislike one of them now. But was hoping there’s a way in the base game for it, since they allow divorces

and getting rid of the babies

[slow quarry]

imagine if i get another living hat

[flint cairn]

it worked thank you

[marble brook]

i’m stealing

[fast gull]

do pets do anything

[marble brook]

they sleep

[fast gull]

ar are they just emotional support

[marble brook]

and get in ur way

[fast gull]

there should be a pet update

WAIT THATS WHAT THE POKEMON UPDATE IS GOING TO
BE

IT ALL MAKES SENCE NOW

[cobalt hare]

there is a big rock near the spa that blocks stairs, is there a way to remove it?

[marble brook]

no

[serene walrus]

1 point towards ||grandpa evaluation|| if they love u

[cobalt hare]

cries

[marble brook]

“end game” will unblock it

[cobalt hare]

how do i get im the desert club there is a man blocking the gate

[marble brook]

qi mysterious quest

[cobalt hare]

huhh

[marble brook]

there’s a quest you complete to get him to move

[cobalt hare]

I don’t think I got it

[marble brook]

you start it urself

you don’t get it

[cobalt hare]

how

[marble brook]

tunnel beside bus

[unreal sparrow]

You’ll find a secret note that starts the quest and when you finish it you’ll get access to the club

[cobalt hare]

tyy

[low mountain]

YESS

I GOT FARMER LEVEL 1

[cobalt hare]

yippe

[low mountain]

@agile pier tysm

why am i in love with this game i dont like farming

[median plover]

because it's more than farming

it is countryside escapism

but without the dirt making my hands dry and the sun giving me prickly heat

[low mountain]

i dont know… i think its just something thats connecting with me

[median plover]

the inner farmer

[void compass]

The soil being 101% fertile is canon you can't blame the game

[median plover]

true true

[low mountain]

i dont know how to explain it it just connects with my soul

i dont know

but i love it

[median plover]

yes

[low mountain]

I GREW PARSNIPS TOO FOR THE FIRST TIME

[unreal sparrow]

I get to do my silly little tasks without punishment and there are so many rewards available

[low mountain]

😄

[median plover]

I enjoy the repetitive nature of each day and planning makes me happy

[low mountain]

i love watching tv i got the stir fry recipie

[median plover]

but it's not boring because I can choose from a plethora of tasks and quests

my favourite task is to gather my freshly grown plants

crops

[oak trail]

good grief now another baby cow....

[median plover]

I enjoy naming my animals with a theme

one time they only had names starting with k

[oak trail]

okay somethings weird. I definitely went to sleep in my bed, but I'mappearing at my front door in the morning

[median plover]

but I cheated and named one (s)Kin

[void compass]

Kortnite

Korbius

[low mountain]

maybe its the payoff of getting crops and stuff to make you feel like you’re really doing something

[median plover]

That's odd. Do you leave it too late?

[median plover]

yeah, seeing a full row of crops all grown makes me feel like the wait was worth it

[void compass]

Or money

[median plover]

I've never heard of that glitch before, sorry

[frail minnow]

I got my first ancient seed!

[void compass]

Lots of money

[median plover]

woop

[low mountain]

i am not the woodsy kind or mechanically inclined

but i love this game

[void compass]

I mean yeah farming is cool when it doesn't involve hard work

[frail minnow]

I also only have one more bundle til i get ||the quarry||

[fast gull]

where is the day 15 of WINTER EVETN

[median plover]

forest if it's the one I'm thinking of

[oak trail]

Page: it was befoer 11 pm

[low mountain]

@void compass do my crops break or smthn if i accidentally step on them

[void compass]

There are crows

[low mountain]

or is it totally OK

[void compass]

If your crops go missing

[oak trail]

There dosent seem to be any detrimental effect to waking up at the door. Just weird

[void compass]

Apart from that, don't hit em with a pickaxe or something and it's okay

[low mountain]

i will get a scarecrow dw

[low mountain]

great ill rearrange my farm

tysm

[supple brook]

How many levels are in the skull cave?

[unreal sparrow]

It’s infinite; there’s no end to it

[supple brook]

😳

Do the rewards keep getting infinitely better? Or does it flatline after 100?

[fast gull]

at what year should I start getting bitches

[supple brook]

I stated around 13 🤪

[fast gull]

in stardew

[unreal sparrow]

As far as i know the cavern isnt like the mines in that the rewards get better the deeper you go, in the cavern it’s all chance and luck, you’ll get the same rewards on any level

[hollow escarp]

Infinitely

[fast gull]

where is the night market

[warm fiber]

if i want to get loads of copper/iron ores and stone, should i just cherry bomb everything i see

idk a good mining method

[unreal sparrow]

Beach

[hollow escarp]

||SC is 77257 floors deep with the 77258th floor leading to the Quarry Mine||

[latent fulcrum]

bombs are great yeah

they also help with the geodes

[hollow escarp]

||If you use a pit to skip the Quarry Mine though it goes all the way to floor 2147483647||

[low mountain]

i got copper today 😄

[hollow escarp]

Needless to say, you cannot realistically reach the bottom.

[cobalt hare]

guys how do i get beet seeds

[low mountain]

and i opened 2 geodes today 😄

[low mountain]

general store?

[cobalt hare]

not there

[unreal sparrow]

Gotta go to the desert

[hollow escarp]

Do you have the bus repaired?

[cobalt hare]

yep

[low mountain]

calcite and some other gem that was like purple/redish?

[cobalt hare]

damn

[fast gull]

i what are the main tools I should prioritize leveling

should I spend my iridium on a hoe

[lavish garden]

What time does the midnight fishing truly start, and where is it best?

[rough kite]

Which fish?

[lavish garden]

All the fish for the midnight fishing bundle

[rough kite]

Walleye is after noon on rainy days in fall or winter, Bream is after 6 pm in the river, and Eel is after 4 pm on rainy days in spring or fall in the ocean.

Walleye is most common in the forest pond.

[fast gull]

WHAT DOES PIERRE LIKE I NEED TO GET GOOD SCORE ON THE END OF WINTER EVENT

[queen geode]

omg i love him.

[fast gull]

I can only get him things that u can get in winter

bc I only hjave winter thingas

NOOO WHY DID I SELL MY REFINED QUARTS

I JUST REALIZED IT HAD AN USE

[rough kite]

Do you have the fried calamari recipe?

[cobalt hare]

the "wow i just married haley" feeling

[slow quarry]

i got a rare capsule and the living hat in the same season

[cobalt hare]

what i loved about the wedding was how MARNIE of all people was like jumping around

bro was vibing

[fast gull]

how does someone being a bitch make you think "damn thats wife material"

[errant fiber]

Prioritize axe or pickaxe i think those r the most valuable tools

[cobalt hare]

im attracted to hard to get women

[fast gull]

valid

[slow quarry]

i lost my hoe

[cobalt hare]

the floor looks so annoying with her extension

[warped hamlet]

check ur chests

[cobalt hare]

i can barely afford to fix it

[warped hamlet]

ir could be inside the mayors mansion

[slow quarry]

i have

[slow quarry]

whast that

[warped hamlet]

sometimes if you actually lose items they'll turn up there

[slow quarry]

k

[warped hamlet]

mayor Lewis's house

[slow quarry]

where in his house

in the lost adn found?

[warped hamlet]

yeah

[slow quarry]

isnt there

[warped hamlet]

have you slept?

[slow quarry]

why would i lose it today

i woke upp adn it was gone

its fall 1st

[warped hamlet]

if you have the kitchen upgrade, check ur refrigerator

[slow quarry]

dont have itr

[warped hamlet]

are you in multi-player

[mystic lichen]

Hi peeps

[slow quarry]

my copper hoe was next to my copper ingots so it blended in

[warped hamlet]

lol!

[warped hamlet]

hiii

[slow quarry]

well i cant grop crops noe

now day 1

[severe citrus]

can i do one thing with joja and do the rest in community center?

[fast gull]

IM COMPLETING THE WHOLE ENTIRE FISHING PART OF THE TOWN HALL WITH TRASH

I suck at fishing

[shut delta]

how do you fish?

[queen phoenix]

Probably with a fishing rod /j

[shut delta]

i have one and i throw it where theres movement but i dont know how to fish the fish out

[quick mesa]

Did you know human eyes have the taste of jelly

[fast gull]

im going to test that out brb

[quick mesa]

I tried doing my eyed and now im blind

[stuck cape]

rabbit's foots are a pain to get

[quick mesa]

You can get them from ghe randomly generated rabbits

You just have to shoot them with some explosive ammo

[fast gull]

fs,m yjsy esd ysdy

[south oracle]

what.

[quick mesa]

Ya blind?

[south oracle]

Wait

..:..::.:.::.:•:.••

[quick mesa]

My baby is crying

Soon he'll be dying

[fast gull]

djpif o ytu smpyjrt pmr

[quick mesa]

Spoik engles loiser

[fast gull]

o s,

[quick mesa]

Damn they really changed spain in the new update update

[fast gull]

sorry just got used to having one eye and I pressed the letter next to the one I was supposeed to because the temporary blindness

what I said was damn thats tasty

and should I eat the other one

[quick mesa]

Yes

[drifting tapir]

hey who do i talk to for a discord issue? I tried to type a "looking for" post in the #multiplayer-lfg-old to invite potential friends to play together but i got a weird message instead

It said "Your message could not be delivered. This is usually because you don't share a server with the recipient or the recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends. "

[cobalt hare]

that just means you either gotta be friends with them to dm or you're blocked

[dusty ibex]

are u speaking from experience

CUZ UR ASS GETS BLOCKED ALL THE TIME

[drifting tapir]

oh i see, it seems taking of "dm if interested" in my post took care of it thanks for heads up

[gritty kayak]

emm hola ?

[cobalt hare]

[quick mesa]

Hola si espanol?

[gritty kayak]

sisi

[quick mesa]

Shit

Those are the only 3 words i know

[drifting tapir]

how active is the stardew valley community been in 2023? lol i'm super late in the hype

[quick mesa]

juegas stardewvalle?

[dusty ibex]

[gritty kayak]

only 3?

[quick mesa]

Sí

[gritty kayak]

si

[quick mesa]

¿te gustan las macetas?

[gritty kayak]

I know a Little English

[gritty kayak]

jajaj si

[quick mesa]

¿Te gustan los globos meteorológicos?

[gritty kayak]

why pots?

jaja

[quick mesa]

¿Quieres quemar tu casa?

[gritty kayak]

I love to watch the stars

[quick mesa]

Globo del tiempo

¿Te gusta el globo meteorológico?

[gritty kayak]

I live in the countryside

[gritty kayak]

nono

[quick mesa]

Do you like weather balloons

Do you like the weather balloon?

globos meteorológicos te gustan

[gritty kayak]

I don't think I've ever seen one

[quick mesa]

cual es tu opinion sobre alex

[gritty kayak]

jajaj

soy yo literal

[fast gull]

waht siis the wher floor for gold\

[quick mesa]

esto es un globo meteorologico

[fast gull]

what is the best floosd for cofol\

[quick mesa]

80

[cobalt hare]

??

[fast gull]

how low does the mine go

[gritty kayak]

it's me, literally

[quick mesa]

Omg its the real alex

[gritty kayak]

que feo

[quick mesa]

eres el verdadero alex

[gritty kayak]

jajaj

[quick mesa]

no te atrevas a llamar feos a mis globos meteorológicos

[gritty kayak]

si fueran de colores

[dusty ibex]

[quick mesa]

hay globos meteorológicos rojos

[dusty ibex]

we need panda or kc to transalte dat

[quick mesa]

Were talking about weather balloons

[cobalt hare]

new farmers a whole mess

[queen phoenix]

Isn’t this server supposed to be English only 💀

[quick mesa]

Idk

[gritty kayak]

jajj si

[velvet karma]

There's a Spanish speaking server

#friends

[cobalt hare]

@dusty ibex favorite stardew recipe?

[quick mesa]

@gritty kayak Creo que deberíamos hablar en español. (I think we should talk in the spanish server)

[velvet karma]

encuentra el servidor de habla hispana aquí

[quick mesa]

Wheres spanish

[cobalt hare]

the google translate spanish 😭 i love the effort

[dusty ibex]

LUCLY LUNCH

[velvet karma]

I sent you the link

[dusty ibex]

WBU

[quick mesa]

I want to talk to people about weather balloons

[gritty kayak]

I guess so 😮‍💨

[quick mesa]

Thank you

[velvet karma]

You're welcome

[velvet karma]

It isn't perfect but it's somewhat understandable 😭

[cobalt hare]

spicy eel

i'd eat that irl

[dusty ibex]

u actually make those??

[cobalt hare]

yep! you don't remember us making them?

[dusty ibex]

NO

[cobalt hare]

i kept eel in our ponds

and grew hot peppers for it

[dusty ibex]

1 ruby = eel thooo

I DONT REMEMBER THAT

[cobalt hare]

yes but we didn't always have enough

[dusty ibex]

i think i just duped rubies and traded those in

[cobalt hare]

we mostly did rubies but also made spicy eel

[dusty ibex]

oh ok i see

i was unaware of this or maybe i forgor

[cobalt hare]

I barely used lucky lunches

we would never have enough ingredients 😩

[dusty ibex]

YEA cuz i would use lucky lunches || n pop staircases to go into sc floors for chests n u would just actually do the mining ||

[cobalt hare]

you mean you would tractor your way down

[dusty ibex]

THAT WAS AFTER

i realised the sweet joys of a +12 speed trackor

[quick mesa]

I think i befriened a spanish person with google translate

[clever spire]

tu mamá

[quick mesa]

No

[crude cedar]

I just misclicked and trashed over 100 berries- Is there any way to undo it?

[candid gate]

restart day

[crude cedar]

Thanks :]

[low mountain]

@quick mesa i think i might start farming IRL

gonna plant potato seeds

[quick mesa]

I tried growing a tree

It died

[candid gate]

what a bad farmer

[quick mesa]

Though i did kill a tree in stardew a year after

[candid gate]

how could you kill a tree

irl you have to water it once a day

[cobalt hare]

Hello

[candid gate]

ing you just have to wait for it to grow

hi

[low mountain]

i grew stuff in 6th grade we had our own outdoor garden outside of class

[quick mesa]

I cried when my year 6 class released a butterfly outside

[tardy charm]

QQ. Rancher, or farmer? 20% sounds good on animal products but I'm guessing they drop mess frequently and less quantity compared to produce

Less*

[celest marsh]

you get like one per animal per day

[quick mesa]

Doesnt rancher do the artisan path

[still drift]

is it more worth it to sell sea cucumbers or save them for energy

[tardy charm]

So definitely farmer. Kind of what I thought. Cheers

I got a horse finally im about to finish silo and get animals

I tried without it and I think my chickens were about to die i couldn't figure out how I feed them lol 😆 so I sold them before they died

[quick mesa]

I wànna live in the countyside with my husband named alex as we adopt a kid as i go to the mines as apple monsters drag me into a hole as my rotten corpse gets eaten and i get dragged out with 62 bite marks and 78 bruises just to get up like its a tiny scratch

[tardy charm]

Holy sh lol 😆

[quick mesa]

Yeah

I want to kiss alex in a gay and not gay way

[exotic dawn]

Are mushroom trees rare?

[quick mesa]

Yea

[tardy charm]

Lol had to look that up. Alex is the football guy

[exotic dawn]

I have like 8 of them and they keep growing

[tardy charm]

I can't stop laughing now 🤣

[tropic fox]

Do you realize how gay this is

[grizzled horizon]

Same here

[quick mesa]

Yes hes a hot footballer

Or rugby player

[grizzled horizon]

Pansexuality doesn't mean it has to be 100% Gay

[quick mesa]

Thankfully someone agrees

[tropic fox]

Not really, his hair ruins his vibe for me

[quick mesa]

Tbh same

Which is why i personally wetnt to his sprites and edited his hair

[grizzled horizon]

I dont know if my standards for men are worse In real life or in video games

[quick mesa]

Same

[south scroll]

It's kinda weird that american football is mostly held in your hands, and only rarely kickes

[quick mesa]

Bro my bed just broke cause of my FAT dog

[south scroll]

Shoulda been handball

[quick mesa]

Same

[south scroll]

Not football

[grizzled horizon]

Honestly I feel like Alex or Sam are the only acceptable ones and in the non-virtual world ill date anyone XD

[quick mesa]

K how do i fix my bed

[tropic fox]

Harvey and Sebastian >>>

[tropic fox]

Sleep on the floor for the meantime ig

Buy a new bed

[quick mesa]

Ill try to fix it while i go on the bed

[exotic dawn]

I grew like 150 potato’s just for Alex

[grizzled horizon]

Pickle husband and computer science diploma emo

[south scroll]

I have to disagree, Harvey is great

[quick mesa]

I used the step glitch to get salmon dinner snd complete breakfast

I think im stuck

[south scroll]

Harvey is way too underrated and I want that to change

[exotic dawn]

What is the step glitch

[quick mesa]

Its not a glitch

[tropic fox]

I still love them though

[grizzled horizon]

Oh elliot exists too but he's too much like real me to be counted as a husband

[quick mesa]

Complete randomness is randkm

Hard

So every step can change somethjng about the bext dsy

Anyway im stuck

[grizzled horizon]

I mean I like books, I feel like Charles Dickens sometimes and I care for plants

Elliot incarnate

[tropic fox]

After divorcing Elliott, I married Harvey

[grizzled horizon]

but no piano sadly

[tropic fox]

See how these two are the older bachelors of pelican town? I love older men

[quick mesa]

Im stuck and i cant move my legs

[grizzled horizon]

If I was a video game character Ill either be Elliot or Basil

[grizzled horizon]

just tell your legs to move, its that simple

[quick mesa]

Im not joking im stuck

[tropic fox]

Proof

[grizzled horizon]

become unstuck

[quick mesa]

I cant move my legs and my arms are so weak i nearly broke it falling over

[tropic fox]

What did you do

[quick mesa]

I got on my bed to fix it

And i got stuck

[tropic fox]

Bruh

[grizzled horizon]

Does anything feel numb?

[quick mesa]

And now my dog is taunting me

[grizzled horizon]

Any sharp pain?

[quick mesa]

Yes because a part of my bed is jabbing my ass

[grizzled horizon]

Okay good, no big injury

[tropic fox]

It feels illegal to uh-

Nvm 💀

[grizzled horizon]

Ask dog politely to help

[quick mesa]

Oh god im.sinking

[junior dirge]

This game is so addicting

[shut delta]

what level you need to be to talk in vc?

[grizzled horizon]

I honestly though you had broken your legs and I got really worried for a sec

[tropic fox]

5

[quick mesa]

My dog is staring at me

I can hold onto a part of my bed but then my arms will hurt after like 2 minutes instead of my ass

[grizzled horizon]

Dog is Man best friend, as a cat person with little knowledge of dogs I am sure it can help

[shut delta]

aww 😦

[quick mesa]

Okay I moved a bit im making progress

[tropic fox]

Getting to level 5 is very easy!

[grizzled horizon]

RISE FROM THE BED

[quick mesa]

Im still in pain though

[grizzled horizon]

it won't be anything serious, maybe just some brusing

[quick mesa]

Im free

[shut delta]

like how easy?

[grizzled horizon]

ESCAPE

[quick mesa]

Imma sell my dog for not helping

[shut delta]

i named my cat dog

[tropic fox]

I think you can reach it with less than 250 messages

[grizzled horizon]

The Marcy Wu I knew could definitely survive death trap bed, I mean ahem falling down a flight of stairs

[shut delta]

oh

[south scroll]

They are helping you, mentally, for being so cute

[quick mesa]

My cat does that physically

By attacking me

[south scroll]

That's just a love tap

[quick mesa]

Time to fix my bed propperly

He bites my wrist and claws my face for no reason

[quick mesa]

I forgor about thag

[grizzled horizon]

please don't injure yourself this time

[quick mesa]

I hope i do

[grizzled horizon]

no, pain bad : (

[quick mesa]

Its fixed

Just 2 of the wooden parts collapses because of my dog

[cobalt hare]

dang

[grizzled horizon]

I dont have wooden frames under by bed, just two box-things ~~where I keep the alcohol ~~

[quick mesa]

I found my cat

[tardy charm]

What in the actual...

🤣

[quick mesa]

He was under my bed

Almost got hit by the wood

[grizzled horizon]

im glad kitty is safe

[quick mesa]

Cherubi

Il88in8jbk8

[surreal mason]

hallo was wondering if ||fisher|| or ||trapper|| was more effective

[distant sphinx]

Fish

[surreal mason]

ty :)

[south scroll]

Definitely fisher

[tardy charm]

I personally like fisher/ angler because for some reason making money for me is so difficult any other way lol 😆

Granted I'm still fairly new to this started about a week ago

But I tried one save made it to fall and was so broke the entire time all the time because I couldn't stand the fishing mini game, so I decided to start another one and do nothing but fishing until I got good at it

Now I found out I'm never a broke guy and have tons of money for most things

I spend a lot of my money on upgrades/ buildings, items for that center place and tons of spinner things for my fishing and bait

And tons of seeds i have like 2 chests full of seeds like 100+ of everything

Of course strawberry is spring i think so I'm guessing you're still in spring so you probably don't have a lot of stuff open to you yet

[hollow escarp]

Barns and Coops imo

Tons of buildings to be made, tools to be upgraded

[frail minnow]

Taters

[still drift]

angler or pirate :p just got fishing 10

[tardy charm]

Oh yea I wasgonna ask that, should I have multiple barns and coops?

Can you have multiple?

[hollow escarp]

You can, I personally don’t

[hollow escarp]

Which do you want to do more? Sell fish or catch Treasure Chests?

[tardy charm]

I want enough to like have enough animal stuff for quests and cooking but not be like my main thing

[agile pier]

Yes and yes

[still drift]

it doesn't really matter for both yet - still in summer of year 1

[hollow escarp]

Then you only need 1 coop/barn

[tardy charm]

My main thing is farming and fishing and mining

I finally got deep into the mines but things are so strong now I die so easily lol 😆

And I have this cheesy dagger thing and it's like I stab 200 times and they still don't die

[hollow escarp]

Might want to buy a better weapon

It gets easier after floor 30 though so don’t worry

[tardy charm]

How do you buy weapons

[hollow escarp]

Marlon’s! His shop is to the right of The Mines

By the Quarry

[tardy charm]

Omg

He sells equipment too! Waahhhtttttt

YEEEE my mining game about to go pro babbyyyy!

[hollow escarp]

Yeah year 1!

Coops aren’t some kind of ultra-advanced tech you need an Iridium Laser to build

That being said Tools and Backpack upgrades require less materials

[tardy charm]

That's the very first thing I did at the beginning. Save up non stop for the back pack

I could not stand that little room to carry stuff

[hollow escarp]

Welcome back!

[proven anvil]

what to do with the money?

i would use it for seeds

[hollow escarp]

That’s enough for 5 Starfruit or 200 Wheat seeds

[topaz glen]

5 i think. Starfruit seeds are 400

[proven anvil]

its a bad investment without kegs

fair but early game it can be pretty bad

[hollow escarp]

Imagine planting 500 Starfruit Seeds when you could plant 20,000 Wheat Seeds

[proven anvil]

are there even enough tiles in the game

even not farmable tiles

[gaunt gale]

Plenty enough

[gaunt gale]

Not really

They still have a good profit return of basically most other crops and requires less effort

[proven anvil]

i forgot about caves

[gaunt gale]

That’s not including any dungeon

[fast gull]

NOO I BOUGHT ALL WHITE CHICKENS

[frigid canyon]

me and my friend are doing a challenge to see who can marry Abigail first - can two people date one villager at the same time, or is it not possible? thank u :)

[tardy charm]

The sprinklers are useless. Well the little ones

I don't know about the big ones but I'm trying to get to that soon. Farming is becoming so time consuming

Like half my entire day and eating all my fish just to keep energy up

When it said 4 adjacent i thought like in a line

Nope it's tiny little spots

Like how is that gonna help?!

So this big one that says 8 I'm guessing that basically means like a box around it right

[topaz glen]

Yes

[tardy charm]

Do they have any other watering systems you can unlock in this game? Like a I don't know over had thing or something

[topaz glen]

Iridium sprinklers are a while later. They cover a 5 by 5 area so 24 spaces in a square

[tardy charm]

I NEED THAT

[topaz glen]

Focus on Quality for now. Iridium is later in the game.

They are still worth it

[tardy charm]

Now when you say later

Are we talking like a couple of years later

Or like winter later

Lol

These sprinklers are so expensive i though I had a nice cashe saved up of mats and I depleted everything just to make 10 sprinklers lol 😆 now I'm sad

[gaunt gale]

Fun

[hazy drum]

sooo theres a big squirrel near Hats who wanted seaweed then a fish and now wants blueberry something what does it give at the end?

[hollow escarp]

Squirrel lol

[cobalt hare]

thats literally 12x the amount of money i have now or more

[hollow escarp]

Garbage

[distant sphinx]

He gives ungarbage

[hazy drum]

what…

xdddd

[cobalt hare]

dont trust the squirrellllll

[hollow escarp]

The garbage gives to him

[hollow escarp]

It’s clearly a chipmunk

[cobalt hare]

same thing 🙄

[hazy drum]

idek whats it called in english

mb

[cobalt hare]

but ayo, why did ||marnie have lewis's purple shorts?! in the bedroom too..|| ( am i allowed to say that if its hidden )

[hazy drum]

LMAO

same question

maybe she liked the design and wanted to borrow

[cobalt hare]

hmmm

more of a emily thing

omg theres a leah bot

[tardy charm]

WHAT 😳 yo! How do you make fat stacks like that!!

I mine and farm and fish ALL DAY and the most I got in one day was like 12000

[small bison]

clay farme

[keen tusk]

backstory?

[steady spruce]

You mean a bear?

💀

It's obvious

[keen tusk]

thats trash bear

we love trash bear

basically at the end after you give all the items it cleans up a bunch of stuff in the town

[hazy drum]

ooo okayy thank uu

[tardy charm]

Trash bear lol 😆 what the

I can't wait to do that one

What is a clay farm.

This game has been out since 2016 no way lol I just barely found out about it like 4 days ago. What rock have I been living under?!

[tropic fox]

Not everyone on earth knows about this game

[cobalt hare]

you'd be surprised about other games as well

[tropic fox]

Do you know about horizon zero dawn or forbidden west? Maybe not, it doesn't matter, not everyone has to know about a video game

[keen tusk]

thats a thing that a lot of min maxers do (people who just go for max profit)

[stuck cape]

does any one know how to get flute block

[keen tusk]

https://youtu.be/lWjFq2sMxXQ

[keen tusk]

robin friendship

[tropic fox]

Spoiler tag

[stuck cape]

ok thanks reggie

[keen tusk]

like 7 hearts or something

[stuck cape]

ok

[tropic fox]

||ginger island||

[keen tusk]

@tardy charm if youre interested in clay farming

[tardy charm]

Absolutely . Thank you

[stuck cape]

any tips for keg farming?

for now im doing ancient fruit

[tropic fox]

Age em in casks

And choose the artisan profession in lvl10 farming

For max profit

Ancient fruit and starfruit are the most valuable fruits to keg

[south oracle]

you can't say that

[broken ether]

is rainbow shell is important or like should i sell it

[crystal sapphire]

Keep it

[tropic fox]

It's required in a cc bundle iirc

[south oracle]

pinned comment says no talking about post-cc content at all

[tropic fox]

It's spoiler tagged tho?

[south oracle]

you can't say that even with spoiler tag

[tropic fox]

Pinned message also says to spoiler tag it 🤪

[south oracle]

read

[crystal sapphire]

It’s good to keep one of everything if you can bc someone might want it in a item delivery request

[tropic fox]

What about this too, it's not spoiler tagged, and y'all are not giving a damn about it

[icy ermine]

Keep it. It is for a quest. You can start the quest by ||putting a battery pack in the tunnel box.||

[stuck cape]

mb

[stuck cape]

thanks

[south oracle]

didn't read it lol

[south oracle]

delete the message then

or edit it

[tropic fox]

Ask in #stardew-spoilers

[stuck cape]

k

[south oracle]

ty

[ruby citrus]

DUDE ITS DAY THREE

[hearty wren]

lmao

I got ancient seed day 8

still in my chest yet to be used

it will be used soon tho

[tropic fox]

Donate it to the museum

[hearty wren]

I know, I already did

just have the seeds in my chest

[tropic fox]

I hope ya didn't plant it

[hearty wren]

nah

[tropic fox]

Save it until you get ||greenhouse||

[ruby citrus]

AHHHHHHHHH THIS WAS THE ONE AFTER IT

[broken ether]

but i cant enter tunnel

[hearty wren]

LMAO

[icy ermine]

Why is it bad? It is only 1 ancient fruit missed?

[south oracle]

you can always enter there

[tropic fox]

Past the bus

[icy ermine]

Go to the bus stop, walk onto the road (you will not get run over) and walk to the left

[ruby citrus]

I have different ideas for today than fishing now

[broken ether]

oh ok imma try thx

how can i get gold in the fastest way😭

[icy ermine]

No problem

[tardy charm]

What does post cc mean

[tropic fox]

Clay

[tropic fox]

Community center

[keen tusk]

after the community center

[south oracle]

post community center

[icy ermine]

After you finish the community center

[tardy charm]

Ooooo

That means something cool is gonna happen when I finish building it

I can't wait

[keen tusk]

nice

[tardy charm]

Repairing? Building probably not accurate lol

[tropic fox]

Traveling merchant is our queen and we owe her everything

[ruby citrus]

Y e s

[south oracle]

thank you traveling merchant for that red cabbage

[tardy charm]

Its so much though. I've been cracking down on that building and I'm like almost winter and feeling like might take me another year because I didn't pay attention lol and missed stuff

[tropic fox]

I owe traveling merchant fish

Fish for bundles and fish for Sebastian's sashimi

[icy ermine]

One day I misclicked and bought an 800 g wool. Not my finest moment

[hearty wren]

thank u emily!

[icy ermine]

Sleep

[tardy charm]

Is that what that red pouch is with the super expensive seed? I've been wondering how to get red cabbage. I saw something i can cook that needs it been running around everywhere trying to figure it out so I can cook it lol 😆

[ruby citrus]

Where does the dino egg have to hatch in?

[south oracle]

you can move your buildings onto the tilled tiles and they will disappear

[tropic fox]

Coop

[crystal sapphire]

No

The red cabbage seed packet says red cabbage on it

[broken ether]

can we feed our chicken or is it same with cat

[tardy charm]

Lol 😆 I paid 800 for a berry when they were everywhere on bushes in spring. I was so mad because I thought it was 800 for like the stack or all 5 of them or whatever and he only sold me one

[south oracle]

nope, you get red cabbage seeds at 2nd year

[crystal sapphire]

You have to put hay in the coops troughs

To feed them

[south oracle]

!feed

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/257895149517013002/1018572655881883778/feed.png

[icy ermine]

Yes. Feed it hay, or let it eat the grass outside. Otherwise, it won't produce.

[crystal sapphire]

You can use the options at the start to get it guaranteed year 1 though

[tropic fox]

Big coop and barns have autofeeder iirc

[icy ermine]

Does the hay hopper autofeed the animals, or does it just dispense hay?

[south oracle]

yea but i don't think new people know about that

[crystal sapphire]

That’s true

[tardy charm]

You can feed the cat?

[crystal sapphire]

No

[icy ermine]

No

[tardy charm]

Oh

[crystal sapphire]

You can only water it

[whole onyx]

[crystal sapphire]

Not the weird thing

[south oracle]

you need to grab the hay and put it in the feeding bench

[tardy charm]

So I waswondering about that actually what happen if I don't water, will the cat actually die or run away?

[crystal sapphire]

No

[icy ermine]

Thanks

[crystal sapphire]

Nothing happens if you don’t

[whole onyx]

Thank god no

This isn’t that kind of game

[crystal sapphire]

I would hope not

[tropic fox]

Upgrading the barn and coops will add an autofeed system

[icy ermine]

Ok thanks

[whole onyx]

Lmao this is a relaxing game not a “holy shit I have to remember to feed my dog every day or else it fucking dies” game

[south oracle]

your animals can die tho

[whole onyx]

Wolves yes

[tardy charm]

Well I was like wondering like I've actually lived on a real ranch with cats and a pond never water them they pretty much take care of themselves they go to water when they need it, eat mice or other things. Ranch cats barn cats w.e

[crystal sapphire]

I would honestly cry for days if my cat died

[whole onyx]

Same bro

[tardy charm]

I'm like why am I watering this cat when there's a pond right there

[desert mauve]

I like watering my cat

[crystal sapphire]

Like I would make a whole memorial for my cat

[tardy charm]

Lol

[south oracle]

lmfao fr

[crystal sapphire]

Same they need to quench their thirst

[whole onyx]

When someone suggests a mod for butchering animals in Stardew

[desert mauve]

For me it’s because mine is orange and knowing orange cats he’d die from trying to drink the salt water

[crystal sapphire]

Oh god

Not the salt water

[fast gull]

how long does gold take to burn

[desert mauve]

Actually knowing orange cats I should be worried about that anyways

[spark warren]

I would cry since one of my cats has done that

[whole onyx]

My plants when I give them salt water

[crystal sapphire]

5 hours

In game

[gusty gale]

Wow

[desert mauve]

I could 100% cook gold faster than that

[tardy charm]

Yea lol 😆 I invested in like a lot of smelter things

[crystal sapphire]

Lmao

[tardy charm]

I'm constantly putting stuff in because gold takes way too long

[desert mauve]

Why doesn’t the farmer just get a better furnace? Are they stupid?

[keen tusk]

its good to invest in furnaces early gane tbh

just make sure you dont waste your copper

[tropic fox]

Yeah, so you can upgrade stuff earlier

[crystal sapphire]

Yeah have some at your farm and the mines

[tardy charm]

Well I got this thing last night called iron furnace but I have yet to try it out yet to see what it does or better or what

[south oracle]

is the watermelon pointing to itself or pointing forwards

[desert mauve]

Wait are there actually better furnaces

[south oracle]

nope

[tropic fox]

Nope

[desert mauve]

Darn

[whole onyx]

Forward lol

[keen tusk]

are you sure its an “iron furnace”

[tropic fox]

I love how you can burn a bouquet though lol

[tardy charm]

I think so 🤔

[novel salmon]

Hey guys, just started a farm with me and my gf (im sure we fit some kind of stereotype). I’ve played a little before and I was wondering are there any basic QoL mods that don’t change the game too much but are useful to have?

[tardy charm]

Let me look

[south oracle]

lmfao

[keen tusk]

experience bars, ui info suite, lookup anything , npc map locations

[distant sphinx]

Ui info suite, to dew list, and some wiki mod I forgot the name lmao

Also welcome 👋

[keen tusk]

these are pretty good

[icy ermine]

There is a random chance of any unused tilled tile until after night.

[desert mauve]

Better grandpa bed

[south oracle]

@cobalt hare

[distant sphinx]

Lookup anything yeah

[crystal sapphire]

Cries in console player

[keen tusk]

honest to god skill issue

[crystal sapphire]

It is

[keen tusk]

being on console

kinda blows tbh

[wheat scarab]

i like harvest with scythe mods

[icy ermine]

@cobalt hare sorry for not disclosing that.

[desert mauve]

Switch is definitely the worst version

[wheat scarab]

there are like five that do that

[blissful stirrup]

ya switch is the worst

[keen tusk]

why did you censor cherry bomb?

[broken ether]

how can i get iron bar without reaching mining lvl 4

[tardy charm]

Well that's on pc apparently I'm not that far on my phone yet and I still have 5 minutes left at work lol 🙃

[keen tusk]

well thats before the community center lol

[tardy charm]

But I'll check when I get home on my pc save

[south oracle]

go to robin's, say her you want to build something and select the "move" option

[tropic fox]

Level 30+ in the mines iirc

[desert mauve]

Aren’t those very early game items?

[clever spire]

cherry bomb isn’t a spoiler

[keen tusk]

yeah true

[clever spire]

but u can spoiler whatever u feel like i suppose

[keen tusk]

in the mountains above the town

[desert mauve]

Go to the CC, go right then up

[blissful stirrup]

ya but they just have certine hot words banned with spoil potential

[keen tusk]

there are some stairs yeah

yeah but those are post cc

[blissful stirrup]

also a new person might not know about bombs you dont untill you get one in mine

[tropic fox]

Backwoods is a shortcut to Robin's

[icy ermine]

The craters are the same as what you would get with the hoe.

[crystal sapphire]

Those are quite far past cc completion

[keen tusk]

really

[crystal sapphire]

Plus expensive if you don’t have a lot of money

[keen tusk]

bruh

cherry bombs are mining level 1

[south oracle]

robin's house is near mines

like, going the same way

[keen tusk]

you get that from clearing rocks on your farm…

[crystal sapphire]

Wrong stairs sorry

[clever spire]

u can’t move ur house

[icy ermine]

After obtaining a second ||prismatic shard||, is there anything I can do before donating it that I should?

[south oracle]

do you have a coop or something?

[clever spire]

u can move anything but ur house

[tropic fox]

||stand between the three pillars in the desert||

And hold it

[south oracle]

uuhh you can't use that feature then

[icy ermine]

Did that already

[south oracle]

build a coop

[keen tusk]

ok then just dono it unless you wanna sell it or gift it

[south oracle]

they're useful at early game

[tropic fox]

||Did you get the sword?||

[icy ermine]

Yes.

[keen tusk]

dono or sell it

[icy ermine]

Ok thanks

[keen tusk]

later on youll get plenty more anyways

[clever spire]

i don’t suggest u sell pshards

[south oracle]

you can use it for a post cc feature so i wouldn't recommend to sell it

[icy ermine]

I did that thing already, thanks

[tropic fox]

Too bad it doesn't work with the crystalarium

[icy ermine]

Yeah...

[south oracle]

not that feature, another one

[tropic fox]

But there is a glitch that allows you to have as many prismatic shards as you want

[keen tusk]

what glitch is that lmao

[south oracle]

maybe the item code thing

that's not a glitch tho

[distant sphinx]

It's called doing sc runs

[keen tusk]

yeah real

i once got 3 on one floor lmao

[south oracle]

fr

[icy ermine]

That's what I did to obtain the first, along with a duck egg.

[keen tusk]

thats such a random item lmao

[distant sphinx]

You really had to for a duck egg

[south oracle]

lmfao

[icy ermine]

For the animal bundle. It was that or cow, and i chose wrong

[south oracle]

i think he meant dino egg (he didn't)

[keen tusk]

ducks are hard to get with marnies schedule after all

[icy ermine]

Nope. Duck egg.

[distant sphinx]

Everything is hard to get with marnies schedule

[fringe wagon]

She's only gone at like
Mondays and Tuesdays

That's it

[south oracle]

lmfao

[keen tusk]

bro let me hate on marnie please

[fringe wagon]

No

[keen tusk]

5 people have been defending her

[fringe wagon]

Cry about it B)

[distant sphinx]

Zamn

[fringe wagon]

[keen tusk]

oh yeah mb imma go do unlawful activities

i still dont like her

[fringe wagon]

She looks much younger in her portrait than the sprite

[clever spire]

no

[distant sphinx]

The sprite is nightmare fuel

[keen tusk]

bc her face is quadruple compressed lmao

[fringe wagon]

Mf looks like she's 20 something

[keen tusk]

and it looks fine with less pixels

[fringe wagon]

Marnie sprite turned to the side is awful

[tropic fox]

Purchase an animal from Marnie and name it [74] (if that's the right item code)

[hearty wren]

FINALLY