stardew-valley

[velvet tendon]

new jersey 😔🫵

[clever spire]

💀

[velvet karma]

It sounds like they're being called out 😂

"Oh, you're the other panda"

[dusty ibex]

cuz the other panda is my friend like dat

[clever spire]

did y’all know gotham is in new jersey

[velvet tendon]

because they are the first panda

[craggy wedge]

Why didn’t you tag me?

[velvet karma]

Awesome

[velvet tendon]

new jersey sucks it has the devils and i hate the devils

[dusty ibex]

CUZ UR HERE ALREADY

[clever spire]

ur alr here

[cobalt hare]

I’ve been summoned

[velvet karma]

Yeah I'm the Ohioan

[dusty ibex]

YOO ANOTHER PANDA

[clever spire]

PANDAAAAAA

[velvet tendon]

BRO LIVES IN OHIO?

[velvet karma]

I hate it 😭

[velvet tendon]

THATS CRAZY MAN

[dusty ibex]

@brazen kernel u have a cool pfp too

[craggy wedge]

But LesBEAN was the first Bean but we called her les when another bean showed up

[clever spire]

on a scale from 1-10 how tired r u of the ohio jokes

[velvet tendon]

my brother made this thing called the ohio griddy

[clever spire]

cuz i don’t live there and i’m at 100

[velvet karma]

I've had so many people tell me that being from Ohio is a red flag XD

[velvet tendon]

well you cant call the two pandas anything but panda. do you want to be called da? lmao

[dusty ibex]

8 that’s why u never see me make them

[velvet tendon]

it is 🫵🫵

[craggy wedge]

But panda is my legal name

[velvet tendon]

columbus blue jackets suck!

[craggy wedge]

Zero, I’ve never heard any

[velvet tendon]

fr?

[craggy wedge]

Yes, on my drivers license, it says panda

[dusty ibex]

also the other panda is kinda like stinky and feral and otherwise disgusting just a heads up

[velvet tendon]

your parents really woke up and named you panda i mean i respect that

[velvet karma]

Valid

[craggy wedge]

No, I named myself panda

[velvet tendon]

oh

[delicate thunder]

ah good everythings normal

[craggy wedge]

Because I’m 🏳️‍⚧️

[delicate thunder]

hey guys wht is jas's hair purple

[craggy wedge]

And my birth name is masculine

[clever spire]

[velvet karma]

I love this server it's so chaotic

[velvet tendon]

me too bro and i named myself griff 💀

[velvet tendon]

even more chaotic than ohio

[craggy wedge]

Why does everyone think that her hair is not purple her dress is?

[velvet karma]

Definitely

[craggy wedge]

Did you legally change it?

[velvet tendon]

why are shane’s chickens blue? same reason

[delicate thunder]

what

[dusty ibex]

ok bye everyone

[velvet tendon]

no

[craggy wedge]

It cost me $80 to change my name SMH

[velvet tendon]

some of us have home of phobic parents

actually nah not really i’m just a baby about it

[velvet karma]

Lmao

[clever spire]

[craggy wedge]

Her hair is black

[delicate thunder]

no i remember her hair being purple

[craggy wedge]

No, it’s black

[velvet tendon]

it’s purple

like my ass

[delicate thunder]

[velvet karma]

Damn might want to get that checked out

[craggy wedge]

You should probably see a doctor if That’s purple

[hollow escarp]

It is actually pretty purple

[velvet tendon]

prolly

[delicate thunder]

THATS PURPLE

[craggy wedge]

Black

[hollow escarp]

So nvm

[velvet tendon]

PURPLE

[delicate thunder]

YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THATS BLACK

[craggy wedge]

It’s black

[velvet tendon]

[delicate thunder]

what

[hollow escarp]

It’s called Plum.

[paper dock]

Wtf has this conversation been?

[velvet tendon]

bro is colorblind

[craggy wedge]

Okay everyone, is saying it’s purple

[velvet tendon]

cause it is

[craggy wedge]

So I have to go take a colour blind test

[slender sparrow]

If I place a torch in a cave and leave and come back, will the torch still be there?

[velvet karma]

Nfc

[craggy wedge]

I’ll be right back

[velvet tendon]

my favorite color black

[delicate thunder]

THEN ITS PURPLE.
PLUM IS A COLOR oF PURPLE

[hollow escarp]

Precisely

[fallen heron]

tahts just dark purple

[velvet tendon]

DARK PURPKE IS STILL PURPLE

[clever spire]

no

when u leave the cave the lvls reset

[solar topaz]

how many ducks should i put in my coop ?(i have 4 chickens)

[velvet tendon]

3

or 2

[solar topaz]

ill stick with 2

[small bison]

ducky swimmy grls .)

[craggy wedge]

So apparently I’m colourblind with purple

[hollow escarp]

Oh, interesting

[craggy wedge]

But I know that her dress is purple

Along with Abigail and the wizards hair

So I don’t know

Maybe it’s a specific kind of purple

[hollow escarp]

Jas’ character sprite is ambiguous enough that it could just be the lighting but her more detailed dialogue image definitely has purple hair.

[craggy wedge]

But jas hair looks black to me

[solar topaz]

can you see iridium sprinklers?

as in the color

[craggy wedge]

Yes

The purple on the written sprinkler is very defined

But Iridium bars look blue

I also love my galaxy sword

The blue is very good

But I would much, rather it be red

[hollow escarp]

Reds and greens are usually the color types that colorblind people struggle with

[craggy wedge]

Red is my favourite colour

That’s why there are no colourblind glasses for me

Because my colour blindness is very rare

Like less than 1% of all colour blind, people have the same as me

[hollow escarp]

…Galaxy Sword is Purple

[craggy wedge]

Blue for me

I legitimately thought it was blue

[small bison]

shhh shhh let them be happy

[hollow escarp]

Interesting, so you can’t see certain reds but red is still your favorite color?

[small bison]

[craggy wedge]

I can see all kinds of red

I can’t see purple

Didn’t we just establish that?

[hollow escarp]

Purple is a mix of red and blue light

[craggy wedge]

Is that why whenever I mix red and blue paint I still get blue

Okay, so maybe I can’t see read when it’s mixed

[hollow escarp]

The eye has 3 kinds of visual cones which perceive kinds of light; red, green, and blue.

[craggy wedge]

But then why can I see pink because that’s red and white?

[hollow escarp]

All the colors we see are in reality a mix of these 3 + dark/light shades

[craggy wedge]

Please, this is not time for a science lesson

If I wanted to learn this, I would’ve learned it at school

[hollow escarp]

Maybe there are only types of reds you can see but not others? Idek

[craggy wedge]

Okay, here’s a good one I know and amethyst is purple but it’s actually not purple

Amethyst purple is the colour name

[hollow escarp]

Wait is purple the only color you have issues with?

[craggy wedge]

Yep

Like I said, it’s very rare

[hollow escarp]

Hmm… interesting.

You just found this out?

[craggy wedge]

Yes

[hollow escarp]

Wow

[craggy wedge]

Took online test

[hollow escarp]

What about green and yellow? The 2 colors on a traffic light 🚦 for instance are very distinct from one another

[craggy wedge]

I can see them both

And I can see the rent

Red*

I have my license of course I can see the difference

[hollow escarp]

Would be impossible to get a license if you couldn’t tell between red and green, but idk if that would be true if you couldn’t distinguish between yellow and green for example.

Not at all like the cases I’ve heard of where people are unable to distinguish between Iron and Diamond armor in Minecraft lol

[clever spire]

color blind ppl can get licenses

even if u see no color at all u can still drive

u just have to learn the positions of the lights

[hollow escarp]

Colorblindness comes in multiple forms of varying commonalities so idk to what extent that would be practical.

Red green colorblindness is the most common type though, which is rather inconvenient. I’d suggest changing the green on a traffic light to blue but that would be the same color as the sky lol

Alternatively purple maybe? Idek

I can imagine it causing a lot of accidents if drivers see a purple traffic light and have no idea wtf they are supposed to do.

Does make up 7.5% of the population to be fair

[flat brook]

Literally just put go and stop signs and it fixes everything

Who tf needs colors

[velvet karma]

They would know where the light is located and see if it's on, it doesn't matter if you see the color

[solar topaz]

im currently growing a red cabbage, what do i do with it????

[hollow escarp]

Wait a moment, red cabbages look blue to you?

[velvet karma]

When they test for blindness (at least where I am) they just make sure you can make out most letters and see flashing lights within reason

[flat brook]

But yeah I can understand reading it from far would be hard to read whereas rhe colors are easy to spot and know what to do

[hollow escarp]

Because they look purple to most despite being in the “orange” dye group.

It’s the dumbest thing ever

[velvet karma]

Color blind doesn't mean they see in black and white, and taking 2 or 3 more seconds to react to a stop light is still not as bad as when people are on their phones at a stop light

[small bison]

bro doesnt know what the difference between blindness and colorblindness is

[velvet karma]

Yall I do 😭

I was saying they don't test to make sure you can see colors

[clever spire]

[hollow escarp]

Err sorry wrong reply

[velvet karma]

That was pretty rude to say, did that make you feel better about yourself?

[clever spire]

[velvet karma]

I do in fact know what I'm talking about

[hollow escarp]

And now the convo is being derailed regardless. Let’s stop this please

[clever spire]

don’t know how that continued the conversation

if anything it stopped it lmfaoo

congrats

[velvet karma]

You know nothing about me actually

So you have no place telling me what I do and don't know what I'm talking about

They don't struggle with it though

[clever spire]

color blind ppl have been driving since driving has been invented i think they’re fine

[velvet karma]

I know plenty of color blind people, and none of them have had struggles driving

[teal vapor]

bruh what is going on here

[velvet karma]

Wtf is your problem?

[hollow escarp]

Do we even have anybody here who’s red green colorblind and actually knows whether or not this is an issue?

[velvet karma]

I'm not

[small bison]

i think town-square or adventurers-guild would be a better place rn

[teal vapor]

💀

hmm should i upgrade one of my sheds

[agile pier]

[small bison]

yees!!

[teal vapor]

im already running out of room in the one ive put my kegs and preserve jars in so

[velvet karma]

I understand that you feel like you're right in everything you say based on the 2 minutes you've known me... but that doesn't give you the right to be disrespectful and rude to me, and you're language that you've used towards me has made me uncomfortable

[candid gate]

whats here

[small bison]

||flatten the quarry, add paths||

[agile pier]

Uhh

[fallen heron]

they can simply see which light is on and know by the order, no?

[velvet karma]

EXACTLY

[fallen heron]

i dont get this argument

[clever spire]

fr they’re not blind 💀

[agile pier]

Yall wildin fr

[hollow escarp]

If you forgot how do you remember not knowing?

[velvet karma]

but they can still see some color

[broken shadow]

I love having upgraded sheds, but it really depends I suppose. Would you prefer to upgrade, or build a second one?

[agile pier]

What are yall even talking about

[hollow escarp]

Traffic lights

[teal vapor]

i have 2 sheds already

[velvet karma]

they get the colors confused, they can still see where the color is though

[hollow escarp]

Me?

[agile pier]

Well yeah but why wouldn't people be able to see them im confused

[clever spire]

omg 💀

[teal vapor]

bruh what

[hollow escarp]

Dude what did I do?

[clever spire]

this guy is out for blood fr

[teal vapor]

why is this person being so hostile for literally no reason

[eager sigil]

exist ig LMFAO

[fallen heron]

probably upgrade, more space for stuff

[agile pier]

Bouncer moment

[fallen heron]

also u can recolor them after upgrading

[clever spire]

bouncer ‼️

[teal vapor]

Lmao what the fuck

[small bison]

man ive dm'd bouncer earlier

[velvet karma]

So it makes you feel better to belittle strangers online?

[clever spire]

imagine flexing u have 5 warns in ANIMAL CROSSING

[wintry snow]

What is going on?

[broken shadow]

Ooh I didn’t realize we could recolor, yay!!

[teal vapor]

so you're doing it on purpose bc you're getting away with it. incredible

[hollow escarp]

Eyezed is being kind of rude to a bunch of people, called me demented for some reason.

[small bison]

its been goin on for awhil

[hollow escarp]

Idk if it’s that serious or what but yeah.

[agile pier]

@cobalt hare harassing everyone essentially, it'd be better to read back

[wintry snow]

Ah lovely. Thanks for the reports everyone, I'll take a look

[hollow escarp]

This is the dumbest discussion ever.

[crude tapir]

STOP THIS

[clever spire]

PANDA

[velvet karma]

lmao

[small bison]

i reported twice incas .))

[wintry snow]

In the meantime, @cobalt hare enjoy the time out and think of being a better person

[clever spire]

lmfao real

[hollow escarp]

What were we talking about? Oh yeah Shed upgrades

[velvet karma]

lmaooo

[crude tapir]

HI LUCY UR AHH PINGED ME TOO

[broken shadow]

On the other topic, where do y’all like to place your sheds?

[hollow escarp]

Before Shed upgrade was added Deluxe Barns used to actually be better than Sheds for Keg storage

[teal vapor]

🫠god i have no idea wtf i wanna do

[fallen heron]

wait am i correct? u can recolor upgraded sheds right

[hollow escarp]

I have one to the left of my farm

[velvet karma]

yeah

[hollow escarp]

Yeah you can

[reef dragon]

Better question is where we don't like to place sheds tbh

[teal vapor]

i feel like im gonna want to move my greenhouse again actually bc i could put more sheds here

[broken shadow]

I’ll take that answer too!

[terse beacon]

If only i got here earlier

[broken shadow]

Oh I didn’t mean to make you doubt yourself. I hadn’t actually tried and hadn’t thought about it

[fallen heron]

oh no youre fine, i just checked on the wiki and didnt see anything about it and got confused

[teal vapor]

oh shit i need more wood and stone

i keep forgetting how much i need and then going to robin and then i dont have enough lmao

[velvet karma]

lmao I do that all the time

[pure tulip]

it's everytime the same thing hahaha

[velvet karma]

When you have misophonia but your roommate likes to eat any food that's in a wrapper 😭

[dusty ibex]

W JAY

[flat brook]

I keep doing that it's so f annoying

I have max stack so I don't carry it around cuz it takes up space

[small bison]

telephon

[flat brook]

Qnd the other stack isn't enough for shit

[small bison]

call up robin at like 6amish after you wake up on the day u goin

[zinc escarp]

i almost have horse

[teal vapor]

bold of you to assume i have the phone

[zinc escarp]

i am getting steel axe today so i can chop down the stumps on my farm to get hardwood

[small bison]

get it thhn

gt the phne

[zinc escarp]

i agre gt the phne

[velvet karma]

yay

[teal vapor]

oh shit lv 10 foraging

lumberjack or tapper...... im forest farm so i dont rlly need hardwood that much but also itd be nice to be able to put shit where those stumps spawn bc i wouldnt need the stumps anymore

[quick mesa]

does anyone know what the spawn chance of the trash hat is

[crisp sparrow]

0.2% iirc

[velvet karma]

I personally like the lumberjack, because it's always nice to have hardwood in hand

[quick mesa]

thank you

[digital creek]

really?? ive gotten that fucking hat 3 times

[crisp sparrow]

same lmao

[small bison]

its very common when the music dissapears and youve unintentionally got ur volume all the way up

[quick mesa]

i was confused cause i got 2 on the same day

[small bison]

(ive gotten jumpscared by way too many)

[teal vapor]

yeah im goin lumberjack so i can get rid of those stumps

[velvet karma]

I find it ironic that I listen to Hollywood undead while playing Stardew

[hasty sphinx]

[hollow escarp]

Used up all your luck for the year lol

[quick mesa]

true after that i had like 4 skull days in a row

[solar topaz]

can i get another starfruit harvest? im at day 14

[hollow escarp]

Yes, Plant and water before day 16

[solar topaz]

alr

uh

[quick mesa]

if you plant them on day 16 you better pray you didnt sleep

[solar topaz]

i also harvested red cabbage

what do i do with red cabbage

[hollow escarp]

Donate to Community Center!

[quick mesa]

did you donate that to the cc?

[solar topaz]

nop

[hollow escarp]

Now.

[solar topaz]

i will nwo

[quick mesa]

donate

[hollow escarp]

Red Cabbage is the most hated crop in the game

[solar topaz]

why?

[quick mesa]

what year you on

[solar topaz]

1

[hollow escarp]

Primarily because it’s needed for the Community Center but is only sold in Summer of Year 2

Dude lucky!

Got it from trader?

[cobalt hare]

red cabbage in year one wtff

[solar topaz]

yea

[quick mesa]

imma guess you have the "complete in year 1" thing activated

[hollow escarp]

Also because Red Cabbage is a Purple plant which is classified as an Orange dye.

[fallen heron]

what??

why the heck

[hollow escarp]

Dude didn’t even know what to do with red cabbage so I doubt he turned it on.

[quick mesa]

okay but how the hell does abigail lose her mothers necklace to a 2 by 6 pond

[solar topaz]

i turned the thing on

i got it in summer which i assume was supposed to be

[quick mesa]

!alex

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972563537132134450/990683717955616829/IMG_20220626_235214__01.jpg

[solar topaz]

OMG STARFRUIT GAVE ME 200K

[hollow escarp]

Yeah, the setting is meant for experienced players who want to complete the community center year 1 without needing to get really lucky with the trader

[quick mesa]

tf

how many did you plant

[hollow escarp]

But it is very unusual to complete the CC year 1 so don’t think you need to or even should

[solar topaz]

i planted 186

[quick mesa]

[hollow escarp]

Starfruit is the best

[crude tapir]

did u keg some at least

[solar topaz]

yea

i only had 3 kegs tho

[crude tapir]

damn

[solar topaz]

ikr

waste

[stoic flame]

Hey, im playing my second game ever (on the first attempt i reached mines level 90 maximum) im on summer 16 year 1 but i think im a little behind by watching all youtubers and stuff, is it normal?

[cobalt hare]

you got the keg recipe already?

[solar topaz]

youtubers usually speedrun

[crude tapir]

dont worry, everybodys playin at their own pace as long as youre having fun 🙏

[velvet karma]

Whatever you get to is something that happens in your own time too, there's no "right" way to play

[hollow escarp]

Yeah you are doing fine. Mines floor 90 is very impressive for Summer year 1 in a second playthrough

[stoic flame]

Ok thank you, stardew is a really relaxing game

[quick mesa]

my cat is attacking me

[velvet karma]

It really is

[zinc escarp]

IM GETTING MY HORSE TODAY

[zinc escarp]

i finished the mines in spring year one on my current farm

[solar topaz]

guys its saying a train is passing through sdv what should i do?

[cobalt hare]

go and collect the debris

[hollow escarp]

Watch it go by if you feel like it.

Mostly visual

[solar topaz]

eh

[teal vapor]

tfw i did but managed to miss the one day tc was selling it

[solar topaz]

nah ill just get 200 starfruits

[teal vapor]

so now i gotta wait for summer

[coral sierra]

ok i wanna know something about multiplayer
so say i reka make a MP world with someone called benji then benji quits and i go solo for a bit in the same world then i meet richard and he joins my world what happens? dose richard take over benjis stuff or dose a new starter house spawn?

basically dose richard become benji?

[solar topaz]

fall is better then summer, change my mind/

[fallen heron]

it does drop a bunch of coal and stuff

[zinc escarp]

I BOUGHT THE HORSEEEE

[velvet karma]

YAYYYYYYY

[fallen heron]

WHOOHOO the horse is super usefullll

i got it not long ago and its fr a gamechanger

[random monolith]

any tips for year 1 summer ?! feel like i'm not progressing at all and i'm on day 4

[solar topaz]

i have 11 rare seeds

BALL

[velvet karma]

I liked focusing on pouring money into crops because they do give you good money back, after that I would focus on one of the other skill elements for a while

[solar topaz]

ANCIENT SEEDDDD

LES GO

[random monolith]

okay perfect thanks 😊

[velvet karma]

Np!

[last wigeon]

Did peachy come here

[teal vapor]

oh crop fairy came lol nice

[velvet karma]

What's a good place to keep furnaces?

[fallen heron]

i put them ina shed with my crystalaryums

[velvet karma]

I have a lot of trouble organizing my buildings, they're just kind of sitting around

[tender arch]

:) hello

[fallen heron]

hmm, perhaps use the planner? or look for ideas in farm designs

[neat nacelle]

wasup

[fallen heron]

heyhey

[velvet karma]

Okay! Would #farms-and-outfits be a good place to look?

[candid gate]

yea

[last wigeon]

Hey

[tender arch]

:^) quick question what farm is the best for starting, but not the standard farm?

[teal vapor]

forest

[fallen heron]

forest is great for foraging and hardwood

[tender arch]

forest it is! thank you guys <3

[zinc escarp]

MY SF WINE IS READDYYYY

[tender arch]

:0

[zinc escarp]

how do i age it again?

[teal vapor]

your house has to be fully upgraded so uh.

good luck

[zinc escarp]

oh

so do i just keep the wine in my fridge

[fallen heron]

you gotta have a basement that comes with thingies

uh whats the name

[teal vapor]

i mean. if you really want to sure you can keep it anywhere

[zinc escarp]

yeah ok

i'll keep the wine in my fridge

and the af will be grown soon

so thats great

[candid gate]

casks

[neat nacelle]

gus

guys

[tender arch]

wut

[candid gate]

gus

[fallen heron]

ahh yes

[neat nacelle]

you judge my luck

if iam lucky or unlucky

[hollow escarp]

gus

[candid gate]

okay gus

[zinc escarp]

ok

[neat nacelle]

i found a prasmatic shard

[tender arch]

he is now gus

[zinc escarp]

yep

from what

[candid gate]

yep gus

[fallen heron]

lucky

[neat nacelle]

on floor 22

[candid gate]

from what gus

[hollow escarp]

Gus luck

[candid gate]

where gus

[neat nacelle]

and i got to sleep

[zinc escarp]

lucky as fuck

holy floor 22

[hollow escarp]

*gus

[fallen heron]

the most lucky part honestly

[neat nacelle]

and it didnt say your proggrass saved

[zinc escarp]

i got mine from the quarry which is probably just as rare

[neat nacelle]

and my light shut down

[candid gate]

cmon gus

[zinc escarp]

unlucky now

[candid gate]

unlucky gus

rip gus

[neat nacelle]

gus who

bruh

[candid gate]

you are gus

[zinc escarp]

[hollow escarp]

That sugs

[candid gate]

😭

[fallen heron]

that guss

[neat nacelle]

no you are sus

[hollow escarp]

Ssug

Gususus

[tender arch]

i will attempt to marry her bcus she my favorite villager wish me luck yalls <3

[dusty ibex]

good luck

i thought someone reacted with clint

[candid gate]

poor guy he misspelled guys and now we call him gus 😭

[dusty ibex]

i was like wow

[candid gate]

huh

i think caroline hates me

[velvet karma]

Why?

[candid gate]

i gave her so many gifts and im still at 0 hearts w her

[velvet karma]

What are you giving her?

[candid gate]

flowers

i only want 2 hearts for the tea saplings

[velvet karma]

Are they daffodils?

[candid gate]

no

[hollow escarp]

She likes every non-dandelion/poppy so idk

[hollow escarp]

She even likes those

[velvet karma]

Try daffodils

[candid gate]

im giving her sweet pea

[tender arch]

wait i just realized my character i made is female, can i still marry emily (lesbian power?)

[candid gate]

you can

[velvet karma]

Yes

[tender arch]

:D

[teal vapor]

youre in summer then? grow summer spangles she loves those

[tender arch]

yay

[fallen heron]

im almost at 2m gold

[candid gate]

im in fall

[terse beacon]

W

[hollow escarp]

Yes

[tender arch]

wowie

[teal vapor]

ah

[tender arch]

lesbian power :>

[solar topaz]

guys why cant i harvest my melons? im at day 16 ;-;

[hollow escarp]

When did you plant them?

[candid gate]

when did you plant

[fallen heron]

omg nooo i missed ||dwarfs|| birthday

[neat nacelle]

whaaaaat?

[solar topaz]

day 1

[tender arch]

idk lol

[hollow escarp]

She’s marrying Emily as female

[quick mesa]

Does anyone know whete i can find the living hat

[hollow escarp]

You must have forgotten to water them a few days.

[tender arch]

:) yes

[neat nacelle]

bruh

[neat nacelle]

GET LOST!!!!

[tender arch]

:(

[candid gate]

what is bro on

[fallen heron]

weird

[hollow escarp]

1 in 100,000 drop chance from weeds

[neat nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/loading-gun-shotgun-kevin-mccallister-home-alone-gif-17891799

[candid gate]

gus stop being mean to sea

[neat nacelle]

im not

[neat nacelle]

xd

[teal vapor]

bruh

[candid gate]

?

[solar topaz]

they prollly gonna turn to giants :(

[neat nacelle]

WHOS THE ##### IS GUS

[novel thistle]

@solar topaz You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[candid gate]

you

[foggy current]

Am I the only one who gives my characters some personality?

[neat nacelle]

[fallen heron]

thats good thoo why are u sad

[tender arch]

yes?

[hollow escarp]

Oh lol

[foggy current]

What's yours?

[hollow escarp]

I thought others did

[quick mesa]

[solar topaz]

will it be useful for the quality crops bundle?

[foggy current]

I made my depressed

His quote is "suffering builds character, I just need to gaslight myself into beliving so"

[hollow escarp]

5 gold quality Melons are yeah

[quick mesa]

Should i name my baby angel62 or sprox

[candid gate]

marcus

[hollow escarp]

Sprox

[tender arch]

i haven't gaven my character personality yet bcus i just started

[solar topaz]

name it [166]

[candid gate]

i tried to name mine benjamin franklin but it was too long so his name is benjamin fra

[solar topaz]

it will give u a treasure bag

[jade cipher]

XxWolfgamerxX

[foggy current]

anyways, gn chat

[quick mesa]

Should i just have 4 babies and name it [166] xxwolfgamerxx sprox and Marcus

[tender arch]

gn

[hollow escarp]

Ben Franklin

[quick mesa]

Gn

[candid gate]

can you have 4 babies?

[quick mesa]

Idk

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[fallen heron]

arent they unlimited

[hollow escarp]

Not at once

[distant sphinx]

You have 2 and then sacrifice

Then do it again

[quick mesa]

Damn so i can crash my game with just babies?

[candid gate]

no

[quick mesa]

Aw

[jade cipher]

XxWolfgamerxX

[distant sphinx]

Beautiful name

[quick mesa]

Okay ill name it XxWolfgamerxX

[jade cipher]

les gooo

[candid gate]

and benjamin fra

[tender arch]

you can crash your game by having [redacted] weowie :0

[fallen heron]

shall i divorce harvey mmmm i dont wanna leave him but i wanna see how other characters are as spouses

[quick mesa]

Does harvey reduce the bills you lose from fainting?

[fallen heron]

that would be cool but nope

[quick mesa]

Have a baby with him kill it then divorce him

[hollow escarp]

Never charges more than 1000 tho

[fallen heron]

give him trauma and flee, i hear u

[quick mesa]

Best way to divorce someone

Ive done that 5 times to alex

[distant sphinx]

Already makes him waay better than the price of American healthcare

[quick mesa]

Waste of my shards after a while

[tender arch]

now that i think about it, is stardew a childrens game??? XD

[candid gate]

yea

[quick mesa]

Its kind of sad that thats true

[distant sphinx]

Brings you back from the brink of death for 1k or less

[hollow escarp]

Intended for all audiences

[fallen heron]

mmm they should make a mode thats like hardcore on minecraft but in stardew

[solar topaz]

the melons are GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!

[distant sphinx]

[tender arch]

big ol melons

[hollow escarp]

I mean what would it gain from not being child friendly?

[quick mesa]

the fact that shane was supposed to have a bong in his room

[fallen heron]

less players

[solar topaz]

YES I GOT ENOUGH FOR QUALITY CROP BUNDLE

[hollow escarp]

Maybe we would be able to grow some morally… questionable crops but otherwise there’s not much imo

[quick mesa]

Stardew valley is too easy

I need more pain

[distant sphinx]

Ok so never upgrade backpack challenge

[tender arch]

go marry every villager lol

[quick mesa]

Thats too easy and theres a mod for that

[tender arch]

oh XD

[quick mesa]

I want it to feel like im eating a katana whole

[distant sphinx]

Yummt

[quick mesa]

Stardew valley but i cant traumatise alex?

[hollow escarp]

Alex was ||beaten and convinced he was worthless by his father so he’s already traumatized||

[quick mesa]

Oh

L father

[last wigeon]

Chonker

[quick mesa]

Didnt his ||mother also die while he was a child?||

[cobalt hare]

yes

[hollow escarp]

Yeah or something like that don’t quite remember. ||She was out of the picture either way||

[velvet karma]

How much should I invest in strawberries?

[quick mesa]

52

[hollow escarp]

Literally everything.

[cobalt hare]

a lot

[quick mesa]

No more no less

[distant sphinx]

yeah?

[hollow escarp]

Trust me, it’s worth it.

[teal vapor]

if youre on the egg festival theyre not as good

[tender arch]

o-o ive just started the game now i feel bad

[cobalt hare]

what

[hollow escarp]

I bought 400 Strawberries year 1 on my current save file XD

[velvet karma]

I'm about to begin spring and trying to figure out what to spend money on with crops

[hollow escarp]

Was such a pain to water with a tin can but worth it

[last wigeon]

Do you happen to know where is peachy

[quick mesa]

I love planting my ancient fruit on 2nd of fall 😍

[hollow escarp]

Strawberries are best ofc, but Rhubarb is a close second.

[fallen heron]

some for next year

[distant sphinx]

Uh no why?

[proud pivot]

Uh, with speedgro right?

[last wigeon]

Ok

[quick mesa]

No

[velvet karma]

So should I not try to plant much in the first part of spring and wait for the egg festival? I have a lot of gold just not sure how much to spend

[cobalt hare]

wouldn't it die

[hollow escarp]

Don’t save seeds for next year. Save harvested Strawberries for next year and put them in a Seedmaker for 3x more seeds than you would have otherwise

[quick mesa]

Yes

[fallen heron]

what?? i got corn seeds and ||ancient fruit seeds|| somehow from the seed maker

[distant sphinx]

what

[fallen heron]

ohh thats smart

[quick mesa]

My cat keeps attacking me

[hollow escarp]

How much to spend really depends on how much you are willing to water. Do you have sprinklers?

[candid gate]

eat the cat

[cobalt hare]

irl?

[meager cypress]

It's a very small chance but definitely possible

[velvet karma]

I can make some

[quick mesa]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

pet it

[tender arch]

QUICKLY! tell me something emily loves/likes so i can get her to like me more

[hollow escarp]

Sprinklers are nice since they allow you to leave your crops to grow more or less automatically

[quick mesa]

The governor fr underrated

[jade cipher]

its funny how new farmers in more active than seasoned farmers

[cobalt hare]

gems tones

[tender arch]

pls and ty

[proud pivot]

Every seed has a 0.5% chance to be Ancient from a seed maker.
People often suggest planting and using Blueberries to get ancient seeds because of this.

[quick mesa]

Prismatic shards

[hollow escarp]

Cloth

[cobalt hare]

stomes

[tender arch]

XD

[quick mesa]

Wait i thought you meant hailey

[brazen crystal]

[quick mesa]

Cloth

[tender arch]

oki

[distant sphinx]

Hi welcome 👋

[proud pivot]

Any regular gem you get from the mines, except Diamond.
Also wool, so if you have Rabbits/Sheep and can get high quality Wool that's the best

[quick mesa]

!alex

[gaunt gale]

Or cranberries, you make a profit off of processing the basic blueberries and cranberries in a seedmaker so it’s a win win

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972563537132134450/990683717955616829/IMG_20220626_235214__01.jpg

[teal vapor]

cloth hard to get as a new player, gems are better

[velvet karma]

I don't have iridium sprinklers yet but I have the quality type

[cobalt hare]

!sam

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523567531919933462/523568028093513728/IMG_20181215_132846.jpg

[tender arch]

im scared.

[cobalt hare]

!sam

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523567531919933462/523568028093513728/IMG_20181215_132846.jpg

[distant sphinx]

Huh? You get infinite from animals

[brazen crystal]

Hello

[cobalt hare]

hot

[fallen heron]

the sheep is hard to get

[hollow escarp]

Enough to water a farm’s worth of crops? Just buy as many as your sprinklers can handle if so.

[cobalt hare]

!haley

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948391711284019251/953848087288365076/IMG_20220316_224614_9.jpg

[teal vapor]

they probably dont have sheep unlocked yet

[quick mesa]

!wizard

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986270398905733231/1064216233462997062/20230115_161307.jpg

[cobalt hare]

whos hand is that it looks cool

[teal vapor]

is my point im making

[fallen heron]

!harvey

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/477883056859119637/523603975144996875/IMG_20181215_155120.jpg

[quick mesa]

I wish i could marry the wizard

[hollow escarp]

Can spend the time you’d otherwise spend watering crops getting more sprinklers for future harvests

[velvet karma]

Then spend the rest on strawberries?

[fallen heron]

AWW

[tender arch]

!emily

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953876661638660097/953876708749099028/IMG_20220316_214437814_BURST000_COVER_TOP.jpg

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-haley-gif-23050236

[distant sphinx]

I mean they probably also don't have crystalariums for a consistent source of gems

[brazen crystal]

There is a mod for that I believe

[tender arch]

WHOS HAND IS THAT IM FRIKEN SCARED

[proud pivot]

Cloth requires deluxe buildings from either Animal.
Also, Cloth isn't even good as a Gift for Emily, because the Wool would be better as it can have Quality on it.

[jade cipher]

thats only 1/200 not a great odds
yes the seed making process is fast but not really worth it its better to plant atleast 5 ancient seed and upon growing to its max state harvesting fruits while also turning them into seeds

[hollow escarp]

Can y’all stop spamming chat with governor bot and go to #governors-mansion please?

[brittle ingot]

!Sebastian

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923660562838204466/923990285703336036/seb_by_jay.jpg

[tender arch]

oki ima go now, take care yalls

[jade cipher]

!haley

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948391711284019251/953848087288365076/IMG_20220316_224614_9.jpg

[solar topaz]

mfw oil maker ingredients

[teal vapor]

you dont need a crystallarium for like. amethysts those are so common lmao

[hollow escarp]

Yeah, that’s a good idea.

[velvet karma]

Thanks!

[quick mesa]

Bro if my car attacks me again imma kill him

[solar topaz]

!BRUNO

[jade cipher]

my love

[proud pivot]

.... If you already have Ancient Seeds... yeah.

The advice is for people who are having shit luck in getting their first.

[brittle ingot]

What that car be doing 😞

[fallen heron]

byee

[jade cipher]

git good😹

[gaunt gale]

Yeah but the whole point is getting your first seed obviously, of course planting 5 is better the same way just planting 200 is better than planting 5

[quick mesa]

Everything

[brittle ingot]

Do u sell them or

[jade cipher]

gift to npcs

[brittle ingot]

Bc i keep getting them and sell them

[jade cipher]

...

[brittle ingot]

I can grow them

[gaunt gale]

Sell the what

[proud pivot]

The ancient fruit?

You should plant them, and seed-maker them to get more

[brittle ingot]

Ancient seed

[proud pivot]

One of the best crops in the game

[jade cipher]

omfndisbecbrbeos

[gaunt gale]

Why not grow it

[hollow escarp]

Grow it!

[brittle ingot]

The seed

[jade cipher]

grow em

[quick mesa]

I love donating my first prismatic shard / dino egg to the museum 😍

[brittle ingot]

It doesn’t let me

[hollow escarp]

Don’t sell the seed I beg of you

[hollow escarp]

Have to donate it to museum first

[brittle ingot]

Its like 5 💔

[gaunt gale]

You have to donate it to get the plantable version and recipe

[jade cipher]

dino egg is 10% not a big issue
i got 2 in a row

[hollow escarp]

Then you will get the plantable version

[proud pivot]

You should have a "recipe" to make it into a plantable seed

[brittle ingot]

Did so

[hollow escarp]

Should plant now

[gaunt gale]

Did you collect your museum rewards?

[jade cipher]

in green house

[brittle ingot]

Oh yeah i do tbh do they sell for much?

[quick mesa]

I wanna marry the wizard

[gaunt gale]

@brittle ingot

[brittle ingot]

Yeah

[gaunt gale]

Then you will have a recipe to craft it

[brittle ingot]

DAMNN?

[fallen heron]

mods are unlimited my friend

[jade cipher]

Winter

[gaunt gale]

It’s one of the 2 best crops in the game

[brittle ingot]

I just ignored it. Been focusing on the ||desert cave||

[quick mesa]

Should i sell my ||galaxy sword||

[proud pivot]

They take a month to grow initially, but regrow every week after that.

They die in Winter

[brittle ingot]

Whats the 1st?

[gaunt gale]

Yep

[jade cipher]

yes great source of momey

[quick mesa]

Done

[jade cipher]

bro really did it

[hollow escarp]

Noooooooooooooooooo

[quick mesa]

Imma buy the rusted sword

[jade cipher]

bet

[quick mesa]

Wait

[gaunt gale]

There is no specific first, it’s either starfruit or ancient fruit depending on play style, limitations, and modifiers.

[brittle ingot]

Help?

[jade cipher]

buy mallet

[quick mesa]

Can you buy it?

[proud pivot]

Get a Carving Knife and use that.

[brittle ingot]

What abt tea tree saplings?

[gaunt gale]

You can’t even

[jade cipher]

idk buy slingshot and use blueberry as ammo

[hollow escarp]

Best crop is a 3 way tie between Ancient Fruit, Starfruit, and Spoilerfruit

[quick mesa]

Whats better Bone sword or Galaxy sword first answer i use and sell the other

[gaunt gale]

Pure shit except for selling the sapling itself then they are ok

[jade cipher]

bone

[brittle ingot]

Ight

[quick mesa]

K now i sell the galaxy sword

[gaunt gale]

Sgb is pretty bad, even if you could make it into wine it would only be as good as starfruit

[quick mesa]

Done

[candid gate]

wait marnie doesnt work on thursday?

[quick mesa]

I have sold the sword

[brittle ingot]

Next season im growing ancient fruits and starfruits. They give me good money right?

[proud pivot]

Tea sapplings are often used as an early game money-maker by seeing the Saplings themselves.

The actual product from them is dissapointingly shit

[brittle ingot]

Im close to 200000 g

[gaunt gale]

Starfruit only grows In summer

[brittle ingot]

Im close to it

[quick mesa]

NO I DIED AND LOST THE BONE SWORD

[jade cipher]

green house took me 3 years

[gaunt gale]

Disappointingly shit describes them pretty well

[jade cipher]

Galaxy sword

[neat nacelle]

sus

[proud pivot]

If you have the ||greenhouse|| fixed, plant your Ancient Fruit in there, so you don't have to worry about them dying in Winter.

The issue with planting ancient fruit outside is it makes Spring a dead season (since it takes them a month to grow), and then summer they're competing with Starfruit, and then dies in Winter.

[quick mesa]

I love marrying alex just to be gay 😍

[brittle ingot]

Havent unlocked it. Im in my 2 year focusing on gaining money to get that unlimited furniture from robin

[jade cipher]

greenhouse is stonks buy it

[brittle ingot]

Shit

[proud pivot]

So for outside, stick with the regular big crops, Rhubarb, Strawberries if you have the seeds on day 1 for Spring, Staqrfruit for Summer, Pimpkins in Fall.

[jade cipher]

get it**

[brittle ingot]

Guess i’ll be focusing on the ||greenhouse||

[quick mesa]

Should i marry alex or alex on my next world

[proud pivot]

Work on getting a stockpile of ancientfruit seeds in the meantime

[jade cipher]

ur choise

[proud pivot]

so when you unlock it, you can fill it up when you fix it.

[brittle ingot]

I will

[jade cipher]

Should i buy shit ton of coal

[brittle ingot]

Btw i feel like ur farm is op. Can i see it 😭 i wanna work on mine and need tips

[brittle ingot]

Just go to the mines

In that ||desert cave||

!rank

[jade cipher]

no

cuz thats boring

desert cave

[proud pivot]

Whicn one do you want to see, I've done all 7 farm types

[brittle ingot]

The one ur most proudest of

[fast gull]

when easter I forgor

[quick mesa]

I just killed alex's baby and now time to divorce him

[stone swift]

I FREAKING LOVE

[proud pivot]

Irl, April 9. In game, Spring 13

[fast gull]

ty

[quick mesa]

What is the WORST plant for each season

[stone swift]

their respective seeds

[cobalt hare]

sunflower probably

[stone swift]

all they do is grow more forsgables?

[hollow escarp]

Wdym by worst?

[quick mesa]

I want to make my game harder ao i can only grow the worst crops

[fast gull]

it makes good honey tho

[stone swift]

how about no crops

forage and fish only

[quick mesa]

I want hard not impossible

[cobalt hare]

fairy rose honey?

[fast gull]

well its the best during summer

[hollow escarp]

If by “worst” you mean “literally never more profitable than other available crops”,
Green Beans in Spring
Tomatoes in Summer
Corn in Summer/Fall

[quick mesa]

Thank you

[fast gull]

wait cron is bad

[halcyon wraith]

What do I put in my pond

[fast gull]

I thought u could use it to feed anime

[hollow escarp]

Worst cash crop in the game

I mean as a cash crop

[fast gull]

can you feed animalalala with it tho

[hollow escarp]

It’s great for tortillas/oil

[quick mesa]

How do i make my game so hard it feels like im stabbing a knife in my neck and twisting it without using mods

[cobalt hare]

don't you lose money if you get a shitty quality sunflower with no seeds

[hollow escarp]

No you can’t

[cobalt hare]

youve sent that like 5 times by now

[fast gull]

when gif permissions

[hollow escarp]

When people stop spamming images

[quick mesa]

My cats staring at me like i killed his family

[fast gull]

[halcyon wraith]

When dose gold start appearing in the mines?

[quick mesa]

At floor 120

[stone swift]

did i?

[hollow escarp]

Floor 80

[stone swift]

no?

[hollow escarp]

Not floor 120, floor 80

[quick mesa]

Sorry misclick

[hollow escarp]

Dude the spam is getting real old real quick

[neat nacelle]

HELLO!

[quick mesa]

Does anyone else just get so entrapped stardew valley that you just wish it was real so you could escape the world of capitalism just so you could survive another day anr you could just live with your lover and cat named [166]

[neat nacelle]

i need someone to play with

:C

im sad

[quick mesa]

My cat fr acting like a cat

[brittle ingot]

Timmy

[quick mesa]

My cat acting like he doesnt wanna kill me

[brittle ingot]

Unlocked a memory

[quick mesa]

Isnt it temmy?

[fallen heron]

temmy the best

[brittle ingot]

I would but i only play on mobile these days

[brittle ingot]

I rarely get names right!

[quick mesa]

Whats the name of goat mother

Get it right and your family lives

[brittle ingot]

Tortilla

[quick mesa]

Your mother is no longer with us

[neat nacelle]

add me

give me the server seed

[brittle ingot]

How much experience do u have to have to unlock sending images

[neat nacelle]

and i well join

[quick mesa]

I love marrying alex for the gay experience

[brittle ingot]

I play on mobile now 😞 the xbox is conquered by my dad now

[neat nacelle]

bruuh

rip

thats sad

[brittle ingot]

U aren’t gay?

[neat nacelle]

'-'

[quick mesa]

I am

[neat nacelle]

...

[brittle ingot]

U said gay experience?

[quick mesa]

No person in real like will accept me for my gay experience but pixels can

[brittle ingot]

/nm

[brittle ingot]

Im sure u’ll find someone

Hope not online but irl

[quick mesa]

The guy i like has a girlfriend

[brittle ingot]

Ouch

[quick mesa]

The day i became his friend he was saying stuff that sounded so homo i thought he was

[neat nacelle]

dont get it wrong

[woeful echo]

hey guys

[neat nacelle]

but why didnt you try to have a girlfriend?

[quick mesa]

But the second i was bouta ask him out before i had the chance he said that he had a girlfriend

Hi linus

[brittle ingot]

Straight guys just love to act gay. My homophobic classmates literally kissed

[woeful echo]

yo dude

[brittle ingot]

Was that recent too?

[quick mesa]

I tried dating girls in the past but i never felt anything with any of em

It happened like last month

[neat nacelle]

....

just try second try

[quick mesa]

Ive tried 6 times

[neat nacelle]

maybe you well feel comfrtable

[woeful echo]

anyone playing dont starve?

[neat nacelle]

idk not all people like each other

just try 7th time

XD

[quick mesa]

I used to question i was aromantic but untill i saw that guy i felt something

[neat nacelle]

bro

just listen to me

[woeful echo]

ddude i just bouggt a random game from steam and its actually good lol

[neat nacelle]

maybe there is a girl her eye on u

[neat nacelle]

dont starve?

[woeful echo]

yes its a random ass game, quitew goood

anyway its like 3 am imma go sleep

[solar topaz]

what does tine par craft (or does it craft nothing?)

[neat nacelle]

fow how many

[woeful echo]

bye guyss

[neat nacelle]

for how many you bought it

[quick mesa]

I would love to try dating a person of the opposite sex but ive tried so many girls that it wont work

Bye linus

[woeful echo]

the game?

[solar topaz]

cya ig linus

[neat nacelle]

ye

[woeful echo]

10$

[neat nacelle]

bruuuh

= like

[woeful echo]

wot>

[neat nacelle]

300 egpytion pounds

rip

[woeful echo]

wait let me check that shit

[quick mesa]

My cats attacking me again

[neat nacelle]

the 1 dollars = 30 egpyption pounds

XD

[woeful echo]

hella expensive rip

[neat nacelle]

i have my friend

[woeful echo]

wait for the sale

[neat nacelle]

have an site

i can download anything for free

(cuz i am arabic

there is a site named

[woeful echo]

i mean thats piracy and cant play online so

[cobalt hare]

Hello farmers

[neat nacelle]

wifi4games arabic

sup

tupe

[woeful echo]

lol

[quick mesa]

Anyone know a way i can decoratedl my farm without using stuff like chairs

[cobalt hare]

Wsg?

[dusty ibex]

dont talk about piracy in here the mods will beat yo ass up

[woeful echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/984494236386881546.webp?size=48&quality=losslesu

[neat nacelle]

cant find someone to play with

[woeful echo]

tru

[neat nacelle]

[cobalt hare]

I'm down when I get home

[neat nacelle]

nah i was just explaining for linus

[dusty ibex]

ok just saying

[neat nacelle]

ok

[quick mesa]

Im gonna fight my car

[dusty ibex]

i personally dont care

[neat nacelle]

thx for information

[woeful echo]

theres a new game called murder of the sonic hedgehog and its actually good, its fre$$$

[cobalt hare]

Free for payment

[neat nacelle]

tupe

can you add me in your server?

[neat nacelle]

cat*

[cobalt hare]

What server

[quick mesa]

Car

[neat nacelle]

your server

iam alone :C

i want a teammate to play with

[cobalt hare]

We can start a new world when I get home

[neat nacelle]

oki

i dont mind

[cobalt hare]

Might take abit cuz I just got off the airport omw home

[neat nacelle]

where

where were you traviling?

[cobalt hare]

I was at france

To ski

[neat nacelle]

paris?

[cobalt hare]

Nah

[neat nacelle]

did you find any trash in the street?

[cobalt hare]

Nah

Only snow

[neat nacelle]

ok

[quick mesa]

I will ask next nation anything please ireland ride a truck everday how of guy wish anything right tea seal legend eating goth aim car y

[neat nacelle]

its abviously

-12 or 22

[neat nacelle]

IN RUSSIA ITS -45

XD

[cobalt hare]

Surprisingly its like above negative

[neat nacelle]

really?

error 404

[quick mesa]

I will ask next nation anything please ireland ride a truck everday how of guy wish anything right tea seal legend eating goth aim car y

[neat nacelle]

my uncle had a eduction traviling to russia

and it was suddenly nagative 35

[cobalt hare]

Damn

[neat nacelle]

here on egpypit

[cobalt hare]

Oh

[neat nacelle]

when its 4 up 0

[cobalt hare]

Were kinda close

[neat nacelle]

its so cold

but on russia

35 nagative is normal

lol