#stardew-valley
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I wanna play some Pokemon now
Dam Fletching keeps destroying my crops
should I craft Scare-Fletching to protect my crops?
I'm banned from the official pokemon discord
amazing
you must be a bad trainer
i am
What has happened
I sent people text art of among us character with a peen
i dont know
Why
a pen you mean
A peen
what is this pokemon arc
language
Daniel thrasher
i picked bulbasaur as my starter. is it possible to get squirtle or charmander still? (pokemon blue.)
Trading
oh april fools
other people don't "play" old versions of pokemon, silly.
ass
language
GameShark?
that's cheating, which is of course unacceptable.
Oh no
lmaoooo
pretty much the same as the other sequal and repeat and repeat... kinda boring if you've been clear once
ass
The boogeyman of discord is going to ban me for discussing cheating

haha'
the plague doesn't like ass
You'd have to trade them in I'm afraid
hmm. i have 101581 pokedollars. how should i most optimally spend this to make more money in the long run? (winter, year 1.)
so true
If your playing on official hardware there’s no way outside of glitches or cheating to get extra starters
Spend it all on summer seeds
but it's winter, year 1.
Summer. Seeds.
okay, but why summer seeds?
For food
Save the money
Because they die in winter
????.
unlocking vault for stuff there is like the only thing i can think of
Also I have this one sec
the vault is already completed.
Hops are very nice for energy if you didn’t get enough salmon berries in spring
or buying raw resource for craft before y2
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besides, i can just go to the pokemon center to restore it instantly nowadays.
if you want to start making keg, you should buy wood now
Cat
really? my income isn't that great and i don't really have many tappers.
Cut down trees
it sure does, though it's still kind of expensive for me now too.
just something to consider
I make preservers now.. I can create or forage the material easier
otherwise, you need to save a bit of money for seed later
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i still haven't decided what seeds i'm actually going to plant in spring.
🫣 I figured it out
rhubarb with dsg is good
Plant spring seeds
if you dont have any spare strawbs
deluxe speed-gro? are you sure?
gets you an extra harvest so yeah
rhubarb also high value -> processing has a larger effect
but it costs 40g per item.
so it makes the crops overall less valuable.
wdym
Still worth it
per dsg?
yes.
oops, 80g, right.
Xander xatu 
im sure you already know but you need more processors to make making money easy
180g per seed, 220g sell price.
Lurking junimods
that seems really bad by itself.
maybe, but all of the food processors are really slow and i can't make many of them.
its not 180g per seed bc you only use dsg once
for the whole season
What do you want to plant?
it's 180g per rhubarb seed. it'll count for the purposes of buying strawberries.
spring is probably the least profitable season
ideally anything so long as it's not garlic.
wdym
i don't know how to explain much better.
i do have some coffee beans. are those any good?
do you have to water rice shoots next to rivers?
No
i see.
should i be entering the ||skull caverns|| very much, in the meantime?
i tried it once and it went poorly.
Surprised you didn't just say yes outright
i'm not sure what i could improve at all for my second experience.
i took bombs and food with me.
some people manage to die on floor 2
i died on floor 36, i think.
Being an iridium bar connoisseur
though, the death isn't the important part. i was out of time anyway.
i have to hold back because this is new farmers
Just more
Also luck and speed buffs and staircases
wow why is everything Pokémon themed all of a sudden
i wonder why.
it doesnt matter if i say "yeah iridium is the best early game money making method"
no?
staircases: maybe?
luck and speed buffs: i'm not sure where to get them.
(Joke!!!)
because most people here will not be able to use it anyway
it was.
Istg fifteen minutes ago this was just a stardew valley server
Oh, I didn’t get it sorry, im autistic/g
It's ok 
did you happen to get any iridium from your trip
not very much at all.
Uh what’s with every server turning into Pokémon
yooo pokemon server???
Everything is becoming more and more Pokémon what the heck
i didn't see any iridium ore down there. i got a tiny amount from the slimes.
this is my current supply.
Same happen to what is now Pokémon crossing
I dont even know
Wait is it like a Pokémon holiday or something?
alright
Istg they copied us
maybe you should look at the date.
Cause last I checked it’s just Transgender day of visibility
Ye prolly but Pokémon sux
I had this idea for over a year
sdv mod that just makes it pokemon characters 
It’s March 31

not everyone is on april yet xD some are still in march
It was also this yesterday
is it march 31 in all timezones?
Timezones
Ohhh
Sorry choker
Yeah I’m in pst
But it is fax

i was also confused dw i forgot its already the 1st for some ppl. well a lot of ppl
mst here so its only 7:36 xD so i still have a good few hrs till april
Anyone know what the best beginner pokecrops are to plant that make the most money?
Heav at the desert trader, u can trade ur rubies for spicy eel which gives u luck and speed
so, i have 3 effective bars. what can i do about that?
the desert trader is your friend
Pokefruit
plant grass. then run around in it to farm wild pokemon.
you can make 1 (one) crystalarium
What's with March 31st
Do you just always use periods at the end of sentences, or does it indicate irritation/annoyance? /gen
i always do this.
Oh okay
Bro this actually makes sense
It's April first for some
you don't get money from wild pokemon, but you can train your own party to then farm trainers.
you already have one from vault right
April fools then?
guys my miltank isnt attacking the torchics.. am i doing something wrong?
intended
darn
Yea miltank is not aggressive towards children
Or young pokemon
well, my existing one is already making jade.
darn
good
i could make another one, i guess.
i wanted them to attack jas in town
make 1 for ruby
okay, that's useful.
Wuts the pokemans for
pokemans server, clearly 
usually the issue people have with sc is underpreparation
also not really being comfortable in there
okay, gaming time.
you'll figure it out
i mostly felt fine there while i had food to heal with. i just ran out of time so quickly.
i assume you've been told already about trading jades?
yes. this is why i am already duplicating them.
why is this discord about pokemon now lol
cool
though, at a rate of lower than 0.2 per day, it feels a little slow.
yeah you just want to get deep quickly
always has been 
i've heard of people reaching level 100 and such with very few staircases.
Anyone know how to catch MissingNo?
version?
Red
there is iridium past f50 and a higher amount past f100
gold is also more common after f75
Actually emerald
okay, you can just talk to the old man before the viridian forest, then immediately fly to cinnabar island and swim on the east coast.
no missingno in that version.
Fudge
lol
How about mewthree?
trolla
can i plausibly get there without using staircases?
Yes
It's much easier with them tho
alright. how do i go through the floors faster? bombs existed but it wasn't that fast.
you would need to prepare a lot more
also, if i do bring staircases, when should i use them?
infested floors are a good place to start
Infested floors are priority
okay. i can do that maybe. how?
im sure you are familiar with the dreaded spiral room
and the long downwards room is also not a bad place to stair
i could craft staircases from stone. is that worth it, in the interrim where i don't really have jade?
Enough bombs and food to last you the entire floor also the aforementioned speed and luck buffs. Spicy eel and triple shot espresso are my go to
Entire floor...
Entire run I mean
as in, the layout for mines floors 39, 79, 119
why is speed so useful in the skull caverns?
To get as low as possible
i get that, but:
For the most iridium you can get
What's with the pokémon theme
it seems like finding staircases down would be the limiting factor.
not how fast you can walk.
You walk to the staircases
have you not realised what day it is yet.
Buy staircases
03/31?
Also use rings that give u higher drop pick up radius
april fools!!
Different timezones for everyone
Oh
i know this.
It's still 3/31 here
surely if you've existed for any amount of time you know that this happens every time.
Sorry, I was unaware
no worries!!
probably wouldve been a good idea for them to wait to change things till people in the us are in april 1st but its whatever
why the us??
I planted a crapton of onions irl
ngl I completely forgot about April fools
Wait I’m confused what’s this theme
pokemon!!
There doing very well
What is this server originally
Wait
Yes
Yea I love Pokémon but wtfff 😂😂😂
No pokeballs for modsmith and stuff 
Can someone explain why is everything pokemon
omg is that hit band roselia(i'm sorry)
april fools!!
This is so sad
April fools day
Check the date
i mean roselia. (<- every time i am reminded the pokemon exists i giggle bc of the bandori band)
whats bandori??
music franchise with a lot of stuff, rhythm gacha game and anime are the main things
i hope i can get deeper in the rock tunnel soon.
ohhh thats cool!! sorry i didnt know about them
anyway uh. stardew. lmao. i dont feel like infodumpign
ksdhjdsf
is this Pokémon thing for April fools
yes!
JDFKDFJGDK its okay not many people do
dawg for me its march 31st so......
timezones exist.
the pokemon theme caught me off guard so bad but in a good way(<-pokemon is my special interest and i have brainworms)
oh fuck yeah
naah
Pokémon
imagine lol

This and rhe animal crossing server is doing a pokemon thing
so real
pretty sure because ash adventure just over
what level is the foraging evolution at, though?
10
if anyone dont know, yes, finally, anime pokemon done with ash ketchup
good riddance (sorry to anyone who likes him. i dont)
I think they’re always at 5 and 10 for all skills
What if I could get a pokemon mod for my Stardew 🥹 just thinking about it
seriously, pokemon in game already has grown up red, green (gary), and blue while anime stays young forever
there is altaria or ponytail horse mod somewhere iirc
imagine riding cloud
eh, not bad.
ever since i started playing this game like nonstop a week or two ago i have had brainworms about putting pokemon characters in sdv
I just need 1 pet snorlax
y r we pokémon now
ok i needto play the spirits eve already
you should totally do that omg
just doodled a quick pfp
cute
Oh em gee pissball role
ball full of piss
guys i need yall opinion on this and if i should buy it or not
Pokeeemmooonnnn
yasssssss
My favorite pokemon is Cramorant
def not in my country. yeah, LGBT is oppressed by government and military
mine is mimikyu
I wish I could collect pokemon cards but I have no clue where to buy any
oh sad
& I'm broke
Can’t believe this happened to two of my servers
haha
Pokemon Valley
they STOLE our idea
national pokemon day?
js js
I just love collecting things but alas, my resumes keep getting rejected
jks btw we both came up w pokemon things independently
maybe i shoudl try to get a better pic of my sprigatito plush but im lazy.
April 1
cuz pokemon :-)
oh it’s march 31st for me
You’ll regret that when there’s a post-apocalyptic society built out of Pidgey cards
oh god
I'm asian
terrifying
april fools, and pokemon have been on topic lately because the anime just finish the story of Ash Ketchum. the next anime would be different protagonist
Shut up its not real 😭
its not me
I love the constant stream of people waking up to this and going “what is happening”
yeah
It’s 8:00 pm on March 31 here so I was very confused
good lird just almost got my ass kicked in the mines cause i wasnt paying attention
what happened?
stuff happened.
hello :)
are we getting some new feature?
hello
i love mimikyu
Pokemon sdv crossover 👀
its april fools todae (or tomorrow depend on ur timezone)
if theres a mod that would make stardew like pokemon that would be so cool
Nintendo would take that down SO fast 😭
ah yes, april fools
altaria horse or ponytail horse exist
yeah i can see that 😭😭
nintendo cant really do anything about fan community.
Altaria horse!
they absolutely can do stuff about the fan community and it’s called “bankruptcy”
that because the feature used for making money
fan community doesnt profit from pokemon so they cant sue such existence
What Is happening with Pokémon in Stardew? Is it a mod?
if they really can, then no artist can make any art related to pokemon, thats how it works
april fools
april fools :)
Yeah you gotta look out for wild Pokémon in caves they sure are dangerous sometimes
They have been known to take down things that “infringe on their copyright” without real reason to, but not usually art
Just games and moss that use their IP
person who can't have fun spotted
speaking about pokemon, i want play pokemon fusion now
:(
Uh oh
I'm talking about ash being gone
well, hit fall 28....
the zubats are rough 😔
Not April fools
Rippp
im bored looking at ash for hundreds of episodes
OH my bad i thought u were like "ASH IS FICTIONAL WHO CARES" that was my bad
but instead ur like NO HE'S NOT GONE which is vibes
person who has fun spotted
wasnt even the zubats it was the fuckin uhhh. idk are they sableye 
I still want an entire spinoff series about N
what are ground types even weak to, water? i forget.
i think if someone want to make mod, turning every animals and monsters to pokemon, it can be done
Water and grass iirc
👁️
also crops
that would be so cool
Fire is weak to ground
eh, maybe a bit too much for crops...
SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE HELP
I would die for an entire spinoff series based on N dkdndjd
theres lack of specialized grass pokemon for crops.
Righttt
MY FARM HAS AN INAPROPRIATE NAME
edit save fule
AND IT SAYS ITS GOINT TO BE SHOWN IN THE NEWSPAPER THING
L
oh that doesnt matter
It’s a newspaper irl
💀
Just imagine
N sits in his castle
And the end
Would top any series
why ppl using inappropriate name in first place is the question appears in my mind
Tell me why I though tomorrow was gonna be March 32
funny
I forgot April existed
just a filler month fr
March is my favourite month
it feels like march went by too fast
FR I WAS JUST WAITING FOR MAY AND THOUGHT MARCH JUST HAD AN EXTRA 30 DAYS
march went by waytoo fast this year
frr
fr
I’m so desperate for content on the man that that I’d prolly go ecstatic seeing that lol
April is my birth month 😭
skill issue
happy early bday!
The word for March in hul'qumi'num (my local First Nations language) is Wulhxus which means “month that the frog starts to sing”
Ty :D
Therefor it’s my favourite month
that's really cool woah
too bad im on my alt and dont have all the cool gifs I have on my mane
that is amazing
Um
AND my pet frog Yoda only started croaking this month, so the name is accurate
That’s actually really cute awww
What happen to stardew valley server
april fools
Pokémon
pokemon server now
Yeah I’m really glad we learn hul'qumi'num in school here 🥰
Ur jokin
Nice :D
It’s such a beautiful language
i wanna learn more about it now that you mentioned what march means
It’s pronounced something like hulk-ih-may-num right?
There’s a dictionary online!
sweet!
Hulk-ih-mee-num
It’s the language traditionally spoken by the Coast Salish peoples of western British Columbia
okay, i'm going into ||skull caverns|| with this. is this sufficient?
it's a "good luck day", i think.
more bomba
new trainers/farmers channel
I just got this game yesterday sorry
Yeah I know I live there rip
Oh damn! Van isle?
do you have a desert warp?
no.
Yeah lol
thats a lot
WHEN WILL THIS GUY GIVE ME MY AXE BACKK
Three days
2 days
2 nights
true
does buying more than 1 heater do more for animals or is just 1 good enough
quick, i need help
More is better
I always get a good 12-14
its like how crop take 4 "days" to grow
That’s sort of where the cost gets too much for the benefit
As it has aprogressively smaller and smaller effect
stardew valley
diminishing returns
💀
use master ball
donet
He looks very angry
it should be locked away in a separate pc
Very very angry indeed. What did you do to make him like that
He just got mauled by a child with a ball projectile and is now enslaved with the sole duty of fighting to the death for fun
And lives in the tiny ball forever too
lmao
i js noticed the pokemon theme omg
uhhh bee houses dont work in the greenhouse do they?
They do but they take 3 weeks to make an item called “pure honey” which sells for proportionally more
It’s still not overall worth sacrificing tiles in your greenhouse for though
Yeah exactly
Not worth planting flowers tbh
Idk sorry pretty much solely English speaker here tbh
||skull caverns|| loot. i got to floor 71 this time.
now i actually have a nonzero amount of iridium, which is cool.
on second run, very good
i actually could've gone further, but i panicked and warped back to the farm.
ran oit of food again
i had 1 bomb left and there were lots of flying enemies.
Very sad lol
yeah just keep working on it
i brought like 3 days worth of cheese there. i guess i'll need to bring more.
Enslaved for eternity
at least i have some iridium now. and a battery pack.
Pretty much when the owner dies they stay in the ball until the heat death of the universe
and 2 prismatic shards, though i don't know to what end.
Immortal can be a bad thing lol
Use them for the sword
true
run, its your only option if you want to live
Yeah, there’s the good and bad of functionally immortal and actually immortal
next mrc or museum dono
"mrc"?
Yeah imagine living forever getting bored and stuff lol
Pierre is going to have a great time. Got all the time be rich
magic rock candy
Unfortunately he's stuck in a pokeball
buff food
i'm not sure that would happen. motivation doesn't really work like that to my knowledge and people don't live solely because they're going to die soon.
they even changed the role icons
right
these guys got us good
hmm. seems really expensive for how rare the things are.
can you really get 3 in every run?
can someone un server mute me?
Please keep the chat English only 
how to drop items in this game
you got 2 that run
basically, yes you can get a lot more than 3
sure, but i could have been lucky.
okay, cool. how?
:(
iridium ore nodes are a 4% each for a prismatic shard
hmm. i didn't find that many, but maybe you can if you're gaming™ enough.
okay, cool. maybe magic rock candy is inevitable.
below f100 is the good stuff
if only i could get there.
magic rock candy, floors, or prismatic shards?
i see there's a pokemon april fools joke going on here. can someone direct me to which channel is #modding? I have a question about smapi.
option 3
that's a lot.
My recorded pb is only 73 rn
solar essence comes from thr ||mummies||
i love playing pokémon yes yes
that's annoying, since if i found either of those things in large enough quantities, i could just make the bombs while i'm down there.
oh! is it #making-mods-general ?
i'd have to kill them and then bomb them, costing precious time.
do people usually even bother killing things there much?
killing them takes a while (though my weapon is probably suboptimal).
yeah, trade a pshard for a better one at the ||desert pillars||
i plan to. i forgot to bring one with me this time.
i believe its 60-80 and +4 swing speed?
that's almost a double improvement, so cool.
it will feel very nice
Maybe
also, consider making more crystalarium for deeper dive
New trainers yay
anyone play pokemon go?
Woah pkmemon
i can only make one more, since it needs battery packs and it's winter.
||iridium bats from sc drop battery packs||
how can u hate perfection
Oh I got you good
is it worth going out of my way to kill things though?
what the fyck has this server turned into
if you need to for stuff like that
even if i got the cooler sword, it would still take a while.
wdym its the same as always
no 😭
||april fools||
the pokémon stuff
i just started summer year 1 - what crops should i buy
sources r saying buy a little of everything
just saying an option
Melon
i think melons most optimally.
though you maybe should also plant a few of the other things, for quests/the community center. if you want to, of course.
probably.
Corn, since it grown during summer and fall
think so yeah I wouldn't recommend if you think you'll regret it though
ya
(definitely didn't delete a whole save bc of that)
i will put my progress in my nickname, since it is "trendy".
its a fun little thing to do, mine is outdated though lol
cheating.
I felt so terrible I couldnt stop thinking about it 😭 idk
it's possible to play a game, cheat in it, decide "i actually want a save file free of sin" and then play it again.
i've done this at least once for some games.
if only Id remembered the yam
cant get quality with itemid cheat
I did that with this game
wait thats etrama
why is the server pokemid themed now?
Yes
terrible fate
brainular ain't a word dumbass
Perish
lowkey got confused why was i in a pokemon server 😭😭
define brainular
pertaining to a brain.
probably just april fools I bet
head is expanding
the word for pertaining to a brain would be 'cranial' or 'neurological'
why are so many people questioning why this server is pokemon, i wonder.
you do know what day it is/near, right? are you all new to the internet?
bro thinks he's cool for making up BS words
They’re having amnesiac episodes
I wish the new role colors werent orange 
oh the misery
I wonder
you cannot define something that is opinion-based
Omg they got the Jukebox Junkie role 
you're both being very wrong about certain things.
What's the rule for fruit trees?
idk whats going on but i LOVE pokemon so this is great
actually, living in america, i use the first amendment - freedom of speech
Imagine a 3x3 of placeable tiles. Tree has to be in the middle. Can’t have anything in the rest of the tiles while growing or it won’t grow
s i g h
Is this for April fools
rule 1 of fruit trees is do not talk about fruit trees.
Even a fence
Even a fence. You can place the fence after it is grown up though
eww a moron
yes. you also can't have the 3x3 areas overlap.
how lovely
thus, there must be 2 tiles of space inbetween each tree.
eww a non-american
It actually doesn’t let you place the tree if it wont grow
Really?
and there aren't any laws on what i can or cannot make fun of one for
Yup
you should go to a channel that is your direct messages, not this server, or at the very least not the channel where new trainers ask for help catching pokemon.
does collecting honey from beehouses give farming exp?
W
MY MAN
oh my igoodness gracious
Goodness*
iGoodness
it's apple's new product.
seems right to me 🙏
define in space. in the vaccuum of space?
Bro is gelatin bones don’t form properly
Oh
this is like the least necessary argument ever
yes, i do, hence why i requested clarification as to whether you mean inside a space shuttle or in the vaccuum of space
this is uncomfortable. can you please go to another channel or ideally not here.
Bro turned into a dictionary
Hello fellow Stardew Enjo- bruh
yep, i did about ten years ago
Report them to modmail
Hello femboy tongue
what is new trainers arguing abt this time
🤱
hi snom
not pokemon, unfortunately.
im 15 💀
Snom snom
Why is the server turning more into pokemon than stardew..
april 1
😭 hello
What’s stardew
What does that haft to do with anything
oh wow i sure do wonder.
ohhhhh
and when i was 5 i got bored one time and then decided to read a dictionary front to back
Is stardew a type of melon
about 5 times
good morning guys :D
Stardew like the flower??
Oh lmao
mornin
it's a type of valley.
nationality?? y'all better mean like Johto vs Kanto 😭
Interesting pass time
no its a breed of feline
they don't.
hiii
That can't be right. It has "dew" in the name, like a honeydew.
so does the word "dew", but it's not used in the context of melons solely.
Too bad honeydews suck worst fruit solid F
Anyone not kanto is inferior
Nah nah it's a brand of soda.
We have better pokemon
Kanto Region >>>
Kanto is mid
how dare
ewww america
I love Stardew PokeValley!
Oh you right mb
Best recent Pokémon game
i once played a SDV save file with nothing but Pokemon mods
as u should
Uhmm WRONG!!!
I love uhhh... planting and harvesting pikachus
thats pokemon massacre
oops
I love that you can plant pikachus on the floor and see em rise up as beautiful pikatrees
theyre endangered be careful
I can’t find which region snom is from 🥹🥹
They planted them as Pichu and they matured into ripe Pikachu.
pokemon is mid 🗿
So true
Such a brave thing to say
in my opinon
also why does my cooldown time for talking keep going up
Galar
Thank you
to each their own, everyone is entitled to their own opinons, so long as they are legal
i think america slander is very legal
everyone is entitled to their own opinions, so long as they're identical to mine (mine are correct).
W
Mexico better proceeds to leave
what?! Im not here to listen to facts!
im here to force ppl to agree with my opinions
farmer?! there are no farmers here… what are you harvesting??? pokemon????
@distant sphinx
They’re farming beerries
I am sorry for saying Pokemon sux
Obviously
dont you know, pokemon meat are tasty
😱
And as punishment
Slowpoke tail goes hard
Will purchase any Pokémon on switch or Wii or GameCube of choice
that is against the law pokemom are endangered, TO JAIL YOU GO
This is what the great pokemon war was about
every kind
Nah human meat better
say that to Mewtwo i ate
yum, cat are yummy
not mewtwo
Legends of Arceus is actually really good. Better than the mainline games.
I know you're joking but still
Officer jenny and nurse joy are pokemon
ur gonna get radioactive poisoning💀🙏
presumably you're applying seasoning to the meat. thus, please go to #stardew-spoilers for this discussion.
What would a pikachu taste like?
Would it be possible to cook one?
have to be British as well
Bro it cooks itself
it probably tastes like chicken
He deep fries himself
it's a mouse. it tastes like a mouse.
They got lots of spices from having so many colonies
So, could I place one in a bunch of water and see it cook itself?
no u dont
Guys im new to this game and just finished my first year with 800k earnings. Is that good? I havent looked at any guides btw
u place it on top of ur roof and let lightning cook em
It's a mouse it tastes like cheese
BRO WTF
new Pokémon game idea: Pokemon x Cooking Mama
starts shedding tears
innovative way to cook
IM ON TWO K AND NEAR END OF YE ONE
legit same beo💀💀
Why
bro is trolling
Prolly.
Im joking btw its my 2nd world
im gonna steal everything you own
Ik minmaxing by now
Hey I got Penny rizzed up tho
SHES SUCH A CUTIE I LOVE HER
But I don’t even have enough to buy the house upgrade and the marriage thing
I got the whole valley rizzed up look
Based.
i mean, a quick look at your message history shows you're lying.
marry every single woman
My entire rizz list
be Genghis Khan
marry everyone.
Who is Sophia
Vincent included
Repopulate the valley
Mod content, stardew valley expanded mod
expanded npc
sve
Ah
epic reply gg
I don’t mod lol I’m on switch
thanks pisscord
Sad life
Ur welcome
Anyway sophia is great
bros trying to rizz up a child
pisscord dont approve that
Issue?
😊🙏
swear to fuckin god
rip
oh boy i cant wait to go to the stardew valley discord again after a while
Anyway nah i just had crab pots in front of haleys house cos i was going there every day anyway
i sure hope nobody talks about marrying 7 year olds
And vincent was just there to take my snails so
whats wrong with that
Free friendship
heyyyy
Priest touch kid all the time
How old is Krobus
Issue?
this isnt stardew valley we’re in pallet town training pokemon
Who
pallet town doesn't have grass.
you guys talk about marrying underage characters again you will get timed out
oh my
if ash can travel whole world
average hashtag new trainers.
shoutout to mod
Were gamers bro
rip
i dont give a shit
lmao
Shes nice once u get her past like 2 hearts
🙏
Nah shes cool
then just use ur magic to make some its not that hard
I can't get past her attitude
Penny lame
i did, but i caught pikablu instead.
harem nice
penny is the best
She doesnt have an attitude after u rizz her
wow
Penny is cringe
im gonna punch ur pikablu
when you add pls no timeout you automatically get no timeout thats definitely how it works
im going to smack u with my poke ball
I feel like you are kinda guilted to marry Penny to help her escape her life.
But that's not my problem.
wrong!!
new farmer craziness
Penny cringer
sorry
Imagine marrying someone for the sole purpose of helping them out
well
I don’t like any of the options
That marriage is sure to be healthy and will definitely last a looong time
at least not hot dog
marry for tax purposes
So people who marry Shane?
Yeah
Yes
Pokémon gotta catch em aaawkjewllwlwlwl
i dont get the hype for like 90% of characters
yeah
Shane enjoyers be like “i can fix him 😩😩”
OMORI FAN ‼️‼️
Yeah I mean they are cool but I wouldn’t want to marry the@
why cant marry oneself is possible
OF COURSE!!!! 
But it’s just a game so I just chose someone
just be roommates with krobus.
woe
all the money would go to urself thats like amazing
im the best tho
I’m practicing for my violin rehearsal today
based
Because its a preference thing. Im sure u dont immidiately wanna marry 90% of people irl too
The correct answer

LOLOLOL you’re not wrong
False
Shane enjoyers be like "shit dude, same. Lets go cry in the closet"
Actually yeah that too.
Id take krobus as a roommate if he actually sold his shit in the house
people who like shane can never decide
Like bro why leave ur shop in the sewer
true, but i just dont see what some candidates have to offer in a relationship 💀
vibes
Lets develop a debilitating drinking habit together frfr

Although I won't lie I married harvey first kekw. It was the mustache
Imagine being addicted to substances, couldnt be me frfr
Harvey cooks you high tier food occasionally as gifts.
"wow, i sure can't wait to date the NPCs, and enter a "romantic relationship" with them and "marry" them." - stardew valley players, probably.
my field snacks do just fine 🤧🤧
Not often enough imo. I married him on my switch save file
you think you're krobus' only customer? do you want shady underdark lizard creatures slithering into your house to buy some void essence?
Jiminy Jilickers I can't wait to marry the first NPC I set my eyes on - me probably
Hmm
Haley cooks u cookies so shes the best automatically
yes
sure.
Why is everything a poke ball
Also pancakes sometimes
real haley the best
He's a bit stingy with the grub.
Since when did the stardew valley devs get bought out by the Pokémon company?
Sure i dont mind visitors
because pokemon
sounds like some good ecchi plot
You bake cookies and cook bacon, how weird is that
Amnesia be like
we’ve always been like this deep down inside
what
Me when I forget the server is SFW
now what in the hell is an ecchi plot
And ships have cargo but cars have shipments bro like tf is that about
Which is so rude because a farmer needs to eat!!!
not very. i doubt the etymologies work like that.
Tf is an ecchi
Can you please say that but in a way a stupid idiot like myself would understand
being a botanist is enough for me
etymology is when bugs]
ecchi is good food
science of bug bug scienc
the words aren't decided logically. they come from other, often unrelated, places.
trust
sometimes from other languages.
I see
Car has shipment, ship has cargo
i'm sure they do.
Do you?
explain like im a 3 years old
Cargo fast
Not if I take my glasses off
Based
Eww glasses 💀
I wish I could
Like bro just look
do you guys shower with your glasses on
No I’m taking my glasses off. I’ve seen enough.
i wipe with my glasses
Do ur glasses get foggy when u wear a mask
Nah glasses make people hotter
imagine having glasses 🤧🤧🤧
No they don’t
Correct opinion
sometimes