#stardew-valley
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lol
Oh also timezone
its 12am
DUDE GET SLEEP
10:35pm
Sleep is for the weak
I can stay up all night 
well im both super scrawny and buff then
is there a quick way to get clay without abusing game mechanics
aka without clay farming
sometimes if you go to artifact spots somtimes you get some clay, not sure if that counts as clay farming or not
Im weak, gn
good
It doesn't
Just don't look it up
haha i dont know how to turn on safe search on google so i barely search stuff up
..please help how do you turn on safe search
Maybe try google how?
my brother wont listen to me and i dont wanna bother my parents
aaaAaAAAAAAAAAA
Improve you're hoe, and then just dig up the entire beach
generally ya a lot of the artifacts dont have any other uses other than museum donations
there are some that ppl say should be kept tho
All artifacts can be used for:
Donation to the museum
Gifting to Penny and the Dwarf as liked gifts
Tailoring at a Sewing Machine
Some artifacts have other specific uses:
Dwarf Scroll I, Dwarf Scroll II, Dwarf Scroll III, Dried Starfish, and Golden Relic may be required for some Fish Pond quests.
Ancient Seed may be crafted into a plantable Ancient Seeds pack after one is donated to the museum.
Dinosaur Egg may be used to hatch a Dinosaur in an Incubator or turned into Dinosaur Mayonnaise.
Prehistoric or fossilized artifacts may be processed in the Bone Mill to obtain Fertilizer.
Ancient Doll is an option for the Bundle Green.png Children's Bundle on the Bulletin Board (Remixed).
Dwarf Gadget is required to craft the Farm Computer.
Omg thanks, i was looking for this !!
Hello dear children
hello
how do i use auto feeder on deluxe coop
Food
Not sure i don't remember
oof
I didn’t take the sword from marlon
Will I get another one?? Or another chance?
I’m tempted to restart🙃
why didnt u take it
oh welp
i forgot...
u can't enter the adventures guild without killing slime
Welp I’m restarting
Ty for the help😂

small advice, theres really no need for restarting in many circumstances, even swords are buyable, but since u re still early, its fine ig.
Use ur pickaxe
It does damage
Do what u want to do. Ur kinda just gonna ruin the fun for yourself if u just look everything up
pickaxe and axe reduce stamina every swing, not recommended
yeah rather than doing "small" dmg with tools I'll just straight up restart
going blind always runs the risk of being very lost
is there any good way/trick to drop stuff out of your inventory without immediately picking it up again? thanks!
put em on trash bin icon
it will disappear forever
I'd say that's only for fishing tho
The rest is pretty simple
The training rod is much easier at the beginning, but once you get used to it I'd say start using thr bamboo
Training rod is also 25 so it's not like you're spending a lot
It only drops basic fish tho
TC lady won't sell me fish for CC bundles 
L
Whoof. It's been a hot minute since I've played. I should hop back on that
suuuuuuuuuup
Henlo
Sah dude
Hello everyone! I just unlocked Ginger Island and idk if there's a warp totem available for that island?
oh i'm so sorry! thank you...
Tysm 😭
I'm trying 🥺 it's hard when I don't recognize anyone anymore
i rmr u choco lol
Stardew valley is probably one of the most forgiving and casual games out there
There are no time limits, no big punishments for doing anything wrong
awww hope everything’s alright irl for you 🙏🫶
Its designed to be taken at your own pace
I’m still here :|
If a pet does it it's cute
If a person just gives me a stick out of nowhere for no reason I'd actually be more confused than annoyed
There are some time limits but super minimum impact ones
i'd be thankful. though it seems that's not universal.
it still feels stressful due to the constant short term and medium term ones.
the only "impactful" ones are missable content like certain heart events
even if there's no long term ones, you're still constantly pushed to cram actions into spaces of time.
That's why I use a mod that stops time when indoors so I can chill in certain places and take my time
its summer!!! 
Like what
seasons, days. i have no time to explain right now.
Can u actually miss heart events though? On my first playthrough i romanced haley and did all her events out of order
And it took me 3 seasons to do her 14 heart event
Some are time locked into certain years I think
Yea after a quick google, one is locked behind year 1, one is locked behind ||not having community center complete|| and one is locked behind ||not having seen 8/10 heart event of emily||
First is ||Sam 3 hearts||, second is ||Penny 4 hearts||, third is ||Clint 6 hearts||
Summer 
I'm shitting rn
Nice
you don't use it, it's just there and it works automatically as long as you have hay
always forgot anything.... if you're a busy farmer
planning to miss some crops cuz focus on something for 1 day and then just realized in a couple days after, i have a crops to be harvested _-
did forage trees (oak etc), need to have the surrounding tiles to be empty to let it grow fully ?
I wanna plant pumpkin for fall, should i use normal speed-gro? Or the deluxe one?
Deluxe
You’ll get three harvests if you plant and get everything down and watered on the first
Oo ok ok
yes, it can't have other grown trees overlapping their radius (8 tiles) so it's best to plant them with one space apart
Guys where is genera;
hi
hello 
hello
how's it going?
any suggestion for fishing tackle? i have a hard time catching fishes that are "excited" 🤣
I cant believe fishing is a thing you actually have to do to finish the cc
Probably the most boring shit ive done in gaming
I love fishing
Cork bobber, trap bobber are good if you're struggling
I hate ut
i love fishing but it doesn't love me back :<
Its so boring
noted on this. thanks! ❤️
Like u just fucking sit there and click ur mouse a few times
I've fishing for 2 years in this game on and off
If i wanted to waste my time like that i would go and stare at a wall instead
Damn
What about fishing Catfish?
Catfish is good
Catfish isn't a boring catch imo
It's already in a good spot. Not hard nor easy
I usually only caught half of the Catfish on Spring 3 😦
Besides they act like their real life counterparts
Yeah could be a pain with low level fishing skill
I mean I feel like most video games are you just sitting there clicking
Most videogame clicking is more interactive
Tbh that is most
same 
We love fishing. I've been saying this a lot on this server
Oh definitely somewhat quite active too. Just like IRL. I also fish IRL
glacier my most hated fish 
I've only been to fishing trips but never done any fishing
Yeah that one is for some reason harder than legend. Darts much more for some reason
it does look a bit boring, ngl but you've got lots of time to think about shit
I've mostly been to saltwater fishing and freshwater once. My best fish are tilapia (Orechromis) and snapper (Lutjanus)
I sometimes ponder to myself whilst fishing both in the game and IRL
it's the devil , I hate it. turn it into sashimi 
I'll be honest the fish in the game do act somewhat similarly like IRL except pufferfish
Does it taste good?
If we could taste things in sdv
all fish taste the same when they're sashimi 
very nice 
In game yeah. IRL? nah
Tilapia somewhat do put up a fight and are heavy too
you're right, of course
The ones in game also move but slowly just like IRL. It's one of those fish that I think imitates reality (Though being in saltwater is questionable)
I'm sure it depends on the fish? but I know nothing about fishing irl
eh, I wouldn't worry about it. it's a game where you can water your crops with ocean water
Some fish are small to the point you can reel them in easily. Others are big but don't put up a fight and feel like a brick.
Lava too
But then there are some that put up a fight such as catfish.
lmao. just imagined reeling in a ln actual brick
I've reeled in a walkie talkie once in a pier. It definitely was heavy
I've seen someone reel in a shoe, that's about it 
It is going pretty good, i’m gonna watch John Wick 4 today sir 😊
nice
have fun!
hi
hey tupe 
Yeah sometimes it isn't fish
But you'll know it's a fish if you feel a tug on your line and there's some movement of your line when you're not reeling in
Thank you, have a nice day/evening/night to you too 😊
hi hru
How do i move my bed in mobile version
wdym excess tools 💀
hard press it
I will give it a try
top left corner
you cant, just store them :(
i have golden pickaxe and iridium pickaxe
how

Do I need to feed animal straws when it’s not winter?
Cuz somehow they always get angry
....yes??????
They have to be fed year round but they’ll be happier if you let them outside to eat grass
the only reason they wouldnt need to be fed is if theyre eating grass outside but it has to be grown grass
I made a baby with eliott
Best choice
not like. the grass patches on forest farm. bc that's kind of where ive been putting my barn and coop to save space
Ty guys
Np
depends on your needs
i personally did axe first
you definitely need to upgrade pickaxe by the time you hit the 40s in the mine tho
bc everything in there starts taking at least 3 hits on the regular pickaxe
so if im not a slimes adventurer i can consider prioriting others
Yep
btw when can i get hardwood
once you upgrade the axe
like axe which leve;l
nah minimum iron to get hardwood

Chair
Also there's still hardwood on your farm
"in legit way" also yeah you should have few stump to chopp of
not much tho only 2 per stump
is it a good idea to clear my farm off trees?
There isn't really a reason not to
can be more if you pick forester, also can drop mahogany seeds but mahogany trees aren't super sustainable. if youre not forest farm your only longterm source of hardwood is going to be that one area northwest of cindersap forest
i would say clear the trees but replant some seeds imo
i mean. im not an expert really i honestly think theyre fine i just saw that in a video and assumed the person knew what they were talking about LMAO
Mahogany isn't really hard to farm tho... but still, i don't like to chop them off before got the special order from robin
so it clear within 1-2 days!
Yes. Download Steam
imma get rid of the majority of the trees, and try and create a row to act like a hedge
ok so mahogany is actually fine good to know (i am New and don't really know what im doing still) 
same i am on year 2 and only just found out 2 days ago i could marry someone in game
💀💀
i didnt quite finish year 1 on my pc farm and ive been busy with my switch farm now
which is almost done with summer now
im using my pc farm, was too nervous to get it on nintendo switch incase it changed the controls too much
Ok i play on pc with my switch controller and the only thing that's different is for some reason the use tool button is X on pc but when i play on switch with joycons it's Y, and X opens the menu
which farm is the best ? like when you have to choose in the begin
Standard has the most space
Depends on what you want to do
im starting a second farm and the standard is so boring
Forest is my personal favorite
i personally enjoy forest farm as well
what do they mean by the bounty of the forest tho
I like the cabin on mountain but the monsters scare me lol
on forest farm you have more hardwood access basically
foragble spawn... hardwood easier... cuz they're literally spawning again after you chop them off
all that forest can do
Shroomies
omg the forest cabin is so cute too
wait (<-hasnt played non forest farm in years and that was only for like an hour) the forageables dont spawn on non forest farms?
not on your farm
not really
1 farm i never used about was wilderness farm
. i don't know i never try it for some reason
and the layout looks pretty weird
ok im gonna actually play for a bit i cant fall back asleep
nothing like playing at almost 6am
henlo
henlo 
Kind of a stupid question but. How do you get back into the game after a short slump / motivate yourself to play? I'm in summer of year 1. I stopped playing for like 10 days due to very bad life events and I couldn't even turn on my computer, but for the 20 hours I'd played SDV was comfort game. I played two days yesterday but it felt like a drag, as if I didn't really have a direction. Do you have any advice?
uhm
thats a good question tbh cuz i feel that a lot
honestly though, one advice i would give you is to not care whether you have a direction or not
play at your own pace, and see if you enjoy it along the way
there's no need to have goals or aims
A mistake I definitely did was have a farm way too big with only the community center reward sprinkler (covers 8 tiles). Every day, watering lasts until 9 - 9:30 AM and it feels like a very menial task. I'm definitely not replanting the crops I get for now
9 - 9:30 am is a lot shorter than what i would get
takes me to 11am - 12pm to finish my rounds sometimes, including farm animals
but i digress
have you upgraded your watering can?
I just want to get back to when I would get lost playing 3 hours on end :(
Nope, it's still the base one
because if you haven't, you should
makes watering much faster
cuz you can charge to water multiple tiles at once
it also means if you set up your plot in a proper grid
its also efficient
Oh okay this would make things a ton easier
wait for it to rain though
Hmm… felt this way initially as well but it subsided once I decided on a goal to go for and focused on it.
so u dont skip a day without watering
that is true. you could just shoot high or low, even
From there I started remembering other things I could/had wanted to do and was able to get back into the groove of things pretty naturally.
and still not care, only working to it at your own, possibly slow pace
I say choose something to focus on, and go all in on it.
Obtaining 999 Iridium Quality Garlic, for Instance
That's probably what I need to do as well, is there any list to pick from?
I mean not really… moreso you need to ask yourself “what haven’t I done?”
you could just shoot at the peak and go for ||true perfection||
aim for those big big "everything" achievements
even if youve done it before; if you havent this playthrough go for it
Have you finished the CC? Have you caught all the fish? Do you have the museum complete? What about Bee hives, do you have a sizeable honey farm?
I’d choose 1 or more of those things to look into and do it.
||Cinema||?
You aren’t even allowed to mention that place here because it’s such a big spoiler
Post cc stuff can't be mentioned here even with a spoiler
…or that place please stop
No they’ve been like that for almost a year minimum
cut me some slack it used to be allowed (with spoiler)
and i said i havent been here for over a year
The good old days 
Oh I see
*bad old days. I have terrible memories of those times.
oh dear
Was forced to leave but shouldn’t have stuck around to begin with. Things are much better now.
og talking session
like even when it was technically allowed it was still not something people talk about regularly
I already gave villager gift twice this week, but it happens to be their birthday tomorrow😭
oh that overrides
you can still give em
you can gift a 3rd gift if its a birthday
3 gift per week!!
boi
Where can I get pink backpack upgrade btw?
were you about to not gift
I will pay 10,000,000g
Ye cuz I didn’t know
the what?
So close
RIP
Pink backpack upgrade. Just out of reach
Communism
Exploit
JK
Wait nvm I thought your pfp was Dora the Explorer with a Backpack for a head
😭😭😭😭
Idk why I thought that
even tho it was outdated for sure
LMFAOOO
it’s really just Bob from animal crossing
i was wondering
I was confused too
which one, the naming one?
(not that i know what exploits even exist)
probably the chest exploit I've seen some
okay i havent heard of that one
with "potato" or somethin else probably
SDV can be trivialized fairly easily with the right exploits
yeah
but that kills the fun
no point playing if you just cheat to get whatever result you want
I abandoned one save because I duplicated ||statue from grandpa||and just felt bad about it.
even though I only made one copy
oh yeah that exploit
Only the statue?
its a different exploit, not the ID naming one
if u cheat to get a prismatic shard and u have fun go ahead, whats the point in playing if u dont enjoy.
I would have made a sacrifice of 999 Iridium Bars to the Fish Pond gods along with the statue as repentance
you really editted that down from 1000 to 999 huh
I mean 999 is an even stack
funnily enough, I've got more iridium in my current save than that one
||skull cavern|| go brrrr
Pretty much, yea. ||Stairs and lots of explosives||
its actually insane how much u can get once u get used to it
yeah
just casually commit domestic terrorism down there
and you get the purple bounty
come to think of it, a great bunch of my success with the current save can be chalked up to very, very liberal usage of high explosives.
Bombs are actually amazing
and not being stingy with spending a lot on buying them in bulk from ||the dwarf||
I have 150+ Gold Bars on my current save and have no idea what to do with them. Any ideas?
I mean, I buy a couple hundred every time I visit.
out of context 🤨 📸
im doing a min/max run should i fish because it's raining or go for the 5 copper bars first?
I mean in what context are they not?
Some machines use them, but I think you can easily sell a hundred
that is true
You basically always want to catfish on rainy spring days in minmax runs
ok
so i go mining tommorow?
Also, don't smelt gold ore anymore, MAKE BOMBS
I have enough cash that the 27,500 I’d get for selling would be negligible
Oh I’ve been buying all my treasure bobbers… good idea
I’ve already bought like 20 of those
also something is unlocked post CC that uses a lot of bars
you got any machines to make?
(Plz I just want Elvish Jewlery)
but perhaps worth the price
Artifact Trove go brrr
Never
why
I’ve gotten every other artifact without them
those become so easy to get
can't think of anything atm
Also I’ve spent over 100 Iron Bars on Magnets by now so I’m really invested
||Solar Panel|| uses 5
that's not a lot
you better stack that on top of pirate skill
Got it a few days ago
it builds up if u would want to start battery farming with those
and also its literally the highest number required for anything, tied with tool upgrades
Any Australians online?
I’ve fished at least 1500 fish by now and have accepted at this point that I’m going to take a while to get that “0.75%” treasure chest drop.
which one
Elvish Jewelry?
Unless you're making a ton of ||crystalariums|| you can easily supply batteries from the lightning rods, and frankly if you're at the point of being able to make those, you don't really need them anymore. I sold half of my batteries and I still have more than I can possibly need.
Yup
that is true, but well it is to answer the initial question of what uses gold bars
Who killed all the Elves?
not to mention the recipe for ||solar panel|| is locked behind a quest which is lateish mid to late game
Can’t I just tell Gunther ||Abigail’s Necklace|| is Elvish and donate that instead?
i mean yeah, i did also say its unlocked later
who's to say Abi's not an elf?
Battery Packs are suprisingly easy to get if you have lightning rods. Need to plan for it though.
woman eats quartz
Gunther apparently
Ah well at least I am catching a lot of Iridium Quality fish to add to my fish collection!
exactly, so the ||solar panels||are basically an unnecessary luxury
Golden mask?
pretty much
Lots of those
When you need them, you can't have them yet, when you can get them, you don't need them anymore
its just something to keep in mind if you do have gold bars to burn
but the problem really is u usually dont
I though it only shows in aterfact trove
and if you do, there's better stuff
yeah
No it shows up in Desert Worm Tiles fairly often
what even are those things officially called
Artifact spots
oh yeah
Idk they love for some reason lol
When asked whether the brown things sticking from Artifacts are sticks or worms, ConcernedApe responded with “Yes”.
ive been playing for really long, but with that said i never knew those things were something at the very beginning when i started until my friend started digging "randomly" and i figured out
fucking based
You completed Museum without digging Artifact Spots? Impressive
oh, i mean ive been playing for like half a decade, but for the 1st few months i never knew
in fact i never got to actually 100% the museum until recently
Then how did you think that golden mask was only obtainable via artifact troves?
what? that wasnt me
LOL I HAVE 15K AT DAY 2
gg
digging in ||the desert|| is pretty reliable
The golden mask was the last thing I needed and it never showed up in the desert. I had to crack open like 50 artifact troves
I have at least 3 of those on year 2 without trying XD
I was getting so tired of it, there was always artifact spots but it was always CLAY
Artifact collecting used to be so painful before troves
what i got 2 in y1 is it so rare?
It’s not really; just exclusively obtainable via digging artifact spots in desert
Many people don’t bother until they realize the mask/relic is the last artifact they need to complete the museum
hmmmmm
And since you can’t force artifact spots to spawn quickly it becomes a daily chore
Yeah I think that’s why it makes it “rare” in a sense. It was a lot of time to go to the desert and spend the money to ride the bus everyday
aren't the digging spot won't reset until a new week?
what did you prefer for
idk
cc or energy
energy
I’m probably a bit biased but the artifacts which are most easily obtained by fishing are the worst imo.
mushrooms will be
ok
I love those ones, but I really like the fishing so
It took me over two in game years to get an ancient sword in this save, normally it's like first or second thing I dig up
And I got it when I wasn't even looking for it
I got lvl10 in all skills and got the CC complete 😄😄😄
Post cc isn't allowed here fyi
Yes I'll move on to seasoned farmers chat now
Have to delete that message
Done
Spirits are very happy = I go to ||skull cavern||
Lv 35 and two treasure rooms already. Mostly trash tho
oops looking at chat i accidently reported idk how though XD
I was wondering why the emotes got reported 
ok i dissmissed it though
it was an accident
You go to ||sc|| for money or for materials?
There are people who go there for money
Not a problem, we'll disregard the report!
That's weird af to me
thanks
@south oracle enh just for fun really
Minerals personally. ||Only worth going there for money Imo if you are a min maxer with specific goals in mind.||
Long term I find it’s usually better to hold onto the Bars
If I want to hit a dungeon for money I usually do mines but that's because of rings I have
Gems and essences are absolutely worth selling though!
I wish there was a way to unrefine quartz
Yeah eventually I'll change my profession and sell iridium bars
How change profession?
I went joja so I don't need the ||autopetters|| though I've gotten two of those tol 😂
@frail minnow in the sewers
You have to donate enough stuff to get the key, 60 items I believe
Fair
I see
Im still sad i sold my soul 😭
Do you have ||Sewers|| unlocked?
@frail minnow don't be
No
You’ll need to unlock it in order to change professions.
Im a monster.....
I hear the man at the museum carries around a large, rusty key around the same size as the lock on the Sewer door.
@frail minnow yes but a free monster
Joja route sounds better for the town anyway, ||you keep both shops instead of pierre having a monopoly, choice is good||
But the junimo....
They're still around
They trusted me and i stabbed them in the back
so uhm im on my last day on winter year 1 i feel like i havent done much im still like kinda poor since ive been focusing on the community center and leveling up my skills any tips?
As in, what you should/can do in winter?

The junimo are forest spirits. They don't have the same concepts of trust that we do.
no like what should i focus on next year
Well you are going to start in Spring so I’d focus on getting all the Spring-exclusive CC items.

Also keep sure you have enough cash to grow a large harvest so you can start the next year well off.
Try to have animals mature and ready for Spring since you don’t want to have to set up barns and stuff while having to worry about crops and the likes.
I still feel bad
Organize your base and do everything you can to make the inevitable rush you will be forced into when Spring starts less stressful.
oh uhm should i get more animals i only have 1 chicken barn
A farm is 100% reccomended as well as upgrading your coop
Also the other buildings and Robin’s house upgrades. Friendships as well.
And joja route is a lot easier
mhh ok im still working on rizzing up abigail
Damn level 88 before I got my first shard. I don't think I brought enough bombs
ugh i need more stone and i don't want to buy it 
What’s the easiest way to get Omni Geodes (when luck is on your side)?
Ideally you will have the money to buy every seed you desire on Spring 1, a fully sprinkler-covered farm to take care of them, a very traversable farm for tending to and harvesting crops, plenty of fertilizer to make sure said crops are high quality, and a well upgraded Hoe to quickly till the ground for said crops.
I recommend exploring in ||Skull Caverns|| and just blowing up everything with bombs/explosive shots
The deeper the better.
Ty
tfw i got 2 thunder days in a row but no gold to upgrade my watering can 
I wish I can give you my gold, I don’t need it
im not even close to deep enough in the mines for gold either
cuz i stopped to upgrade my pickaxe
I always go with the profession thay gives double geodes and have like 500 by the end of Y2
Floor 100 of ||skull cavern|| at 750pm, fastest on this save yet
How do I change my professions?
Do you have the ||Sewers|| unlocked?
my friend said this game doesn’t have enough content 💀
No, not yet. How do I unlock it?
they don't know what are they talking about
I hear the man at the museum carries around a large, rusty key around the same size as the lock on the Sewer door. ;)
bruh this game is $15 and ive played over 80 hours and am no where near done what do they mean
Oh. Collect 60 artifacts right?
@tough sinew You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Maybe idk

well not necessarily artifacts
just donate 60 items to the museum and gunther will visit your house the next morning
Alr ty
Congratulations, you can show us your farm now =]
Eyo you remember what I said yesterday lol
No i don't
Here
Wow that is pretty
Ty
A mobile friend!
Going to update it with better sprinklers
Yup
Those furnaces are gonna start a wildfire
Yeah, my whole farm has grass. It makes me angry when I can’t see objects when I chop down trees
Idk where else to put them lol
At least you chop down trees, lemme find my farm
Too much grass though
It bugs me on how I don’t know how to control the growth of the grass
Paths help
Oh
True gamers are able to make grass recede away from them just by reaching in it’s general direction.
Alr, ty
You don’t chop down trees?
I only chop them down for sap
What the heck
The bad thing is when the trees are in the corner, you can’t get all the drops bc it goes on the part where you cannot reach
I don't think you need to worry about that
Why
I cannot muster the energy to chop the trees
do ores in the quarry come back
Food
has 2,000 wood worth of trees on farm
can't reach 5 wood off screen
slowly, yes
I wish I could help chop down them for you. I find it fun chopping down trees
have u thougth about bombs
Bombs work on trees?
i think the big red ones do?
Oh
will make your farm pretty ugly if you do
Is it bad that I want my pet to die in the game?
and cost so much to chop a few
be careful cause bombs will destroy your stuff like processing machines
unless u need more than 1 the basic ones dont
You misunderstand. I am lazy
yes
My pet is so annoying tho
shouldve said no ong
Can it even die in the game?
I can see your point, however my advice is - just ignore it most the time
run into it when it gets you stuck
You can get rid of the hoed tiles at robin's
Just pick a building and move it over the hoed tiles and they will disappear
for dog they actually really annoying since they were more active and actually "running in entire farm"
It always blocks my way to my bed
So I don’t have to feed it water?
ye they do that. keep pushing into it and the game lets you run through it after a while
probably, if you have building to move
Even when I wake up, the dog is right there and I’m stuck in the bed?
There is a point to watering the dish
the reason to give it water will be revealed later in game, it's got to do with the evaluation
I won't say more so that I won't spoil
You don't need to though, petting it often is enough
Oh
if i were to lets say hypothetically bomb sabastian would robin raise her prices
Tell me in dms
give it a try! it should work regardless
I can tell you in #stardew-spoilers also 
Ok
Okay, ty
Can dog fish be filled with sprinkler?
The tv told me “the day is in your hands” does that mean I have luck?
Dogfish?
It means you have nothing.
No luck, good or bad.
Aw
First iridium wine harvest
Should I spend my 60k+ on seeds during spring?
Yeah!
Provided you are willing to take care of them.
I keep getting little extra luck. I want full luck rip
holy shit just barely made it to clint to upgrade a tool at 3:50pm 
the curse of not having minecarts fixed yet
why does it take nearly an hour ingame to run across town....
No clue. Probably should repair the minecarts soon
i just need a gold bar and fire quartz
aka i need to get down like 30 more mine floors 
ive had the worst luck with the mines on my switch farm
keep getting to like x8 at like midnight and so it's like. do i want to get to the next x0 floor or do i want to not pass out and lose money
Shane is my secret gift giver 
You might as well pass out if you can get to the next elevator
Easiest gift ever
oh well it's summer 27th ingame now ill just spend the 28th mining assuming i dont get bad luck
Oh I thought it was other way around
I got a prismatic shard, what does it do?
Universally loved by all villagers
@tough sinew do you have all 4 dwarf scrolls
Why is it sideways, lol
Except Hailey
I'm on mobile, the auto rotate for those kinds of pic sorta disappeared
I see
@tough sinew keep your first shard. Once you have all 4 scrolls one of the tombstones in town has a hint
Give your 2nd shard to the museum
Ty
After that make prismatic drip
😨
gotta get 100% drip all 5 clothes
as many pshards as it takes
How many storms are guaranteed on spring
I just got my first chicken coop
Found lost books, what do they do?
How many chickens should I buy for best efficiency
You can read them!
max
Yes.
Give you tips in the museum
Buy all chickens of the same color except 1
Such as marriage guide for farmers
they give tips but kinda useless
Which teaches you how to marry someone
Since Brown and White eggs count as different items in the CC bundle
!scarecrow
thank
Wait everytime I click they say select coop for brown chicken
I alr got brown chicken
RNG. 50% chance it’s brown, 50% it’s white
ye
Yeah until you get the desired color
All chickens are equal except for black ones which are less profitable because… reasons.
hi dear farmers
Well and 1 other I can’t talk about here

Void chicken is definitely worth it
How
You need to put eggs in incubators.
mayybee
Oh
Large eggs are worth more
upgrade the coop, it unlocks the incubator
@hollow escarp yep
Void chickens for ||krobus|| friendship
And sebastian but I just give him sashimi
You don't need more than 1 void chicken but a coop full of them looks neat
speak of which should i upgrade my coop tomorrow ingame on summer 28 or should i just go in like 30k on seeds on fall 1 
...now that i think about it i dont think i'd have enough space for that many seeds
you can buy the void eggs and give it to him directly
and you can use that wild spring foraging i forgot its name
Oh really? I should get one lol.
I’ve just been giving him Horseradish
That one
I usually get 1 void chicken just to make life easier
Definitely worth imo. Let's face it the earnings difference between that one void chicken and a regular chicken isn't gonna break you lol
People act like you have to make every decision in this game based on what earns maximum money. So boring.
10g less profit
That adds up over 40 years
10g per day, 112 days a year, that's at least 1000g
I think
How much profitable is preserves jar
@tender mason quite
Will one be enough to try out
Sometimes it's better than kegs
With specific crops
You'll want multiple but if you just make 1 youll at least see what it does
I'd say 20 is a good number
I'm more of a veggie farmer, but idk if pickles<jams for worth
Wait is there any jumino demand for pickles or jam
Then again I don't grow a lot of crops so I mostly use mine for fish eggs
And pickled tea leaves
Junimo demand?
I would use mine for strawberries
Wait what are they called then? The community center build
oh that
Artisan bundle takes a jam right
i think so
My game lagged when I accidentally moved an item on display while I was donating to the museum 
I also realized I build the wrong thing, I built a well, not a silo
bruuh
Oh stop thinking whatever it is
Im thinking its not an accident
It is
🧐
oh noes 
put them in the grange display also
i don’t rmr bc i have amnesia but, i think they mail the shorts back?
nope
bc i’ve done it before i don’t rmr
you may get them back right away?
it'll disappear iirc
idr how i got them back then
you can get it back via stairs anyway
i'd have to check but i'm in spring in this save
bc i got ‘em back
and of course i got stuck on a monster infested floor. i had over half the day and i only made it 5 floors AND i passed out at 2am. 😭
My version on the PS4 is 1.3 so I'll probably get it back
How do I transfer my chickens to another coop easily? I'm gonna demolish their old one since I'm gonna build the upgraded one, but it says I have to move them first. Do I have to build another coop first? 
yes
it. upgrades That coop
or well when you go to build the upgraded one it'll ask you to pick a coop to upgrade
lmao
Also, is it normal for a mine floor to just turn a different genre? I was at Floor 103 and it suddenly turned into this wooden mine thingy
Like concrete walls and stuff
Wait omg how
I started tiling in the last day of the year, saves me time and energy
....bruh my fucking apple tree got zapped so i'm not getting apples
yo wsg bbs
why is my luck like this
Im pretty sure hoed fields get unhoes after the season ends
L
Most of them anyway
free coal
The spirits are mildly perturbed. Luck will not be on your side today.
Nice!! That's actually pretty lucky
i need apples tho :\
Why cant i romance vincent
Oh fr
smash4
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh. 🚶
even better (joke no ban pls mods)

lmfao
HELP. did,. was it not obvious he's a whole child 😭
I guess
bro thinking of jas fr
I did not expect to see this today
Imma marry robin bro
SVE bachelorette
O
Claire better tho
That's
of course it's obvious, who tf would unironically want to marry vincent or jas
Wait what's SVE
(I haven't played SVE yet)
Not a fan she gives me karen vibes
One of the biggest mods for stardew valley
She looks like Penny so she gets the green light for me
Ooh
Frfr
Basically adds an insane amount of content
twice a month it happens . what a world .
LMAO
Characters, events, areas, missions, stories
I'd use mods but SMAPI for Android isn't patched yet :(
LMFAO
Pc masterrace
Mega Bomb: "Generates a large explosion. Use with extreme caution."
Meanwhile Kent:
ong
ok it is fall 1 and i still dont have gold for quality sprinklers lets go 
Remembering when I accidentally tried out the bomb that I got from the mail and destroyed my crops
BYE IM GONNA GO FUCKING BROKE TOMORROW
I don't have SV on pc 
I'm gonna spend my 62k on thousands of seeds
"yo i found a bomb in my fucking basment i thought u could maybe use it so i sent u it in mail"
If u have a pc then i dont see why u would get it on ur phone in the first place tbh
Slay Lanita pfp
Ur missing out on multiplayer and mods
flashbacks during the war intensifies
What level in the mines has a lot of iron?
And missing out on 1.5 for a long ass time too
me who bought 2 stacks of ||starfruit||
Do you have sprinklers right? It will be painful to water thousands of seeds manually
60-69
40-80
Ty
bro sending me bombs and he afraid of popcorn im confused
It's a family PC, do you think I'd want them seeing my Harvey expanded marriage mod 
Only 1
Nah floors 70-79 aren’t worth exploring for iron
Trying to make bombs
Lord have mercy on u
I’d just do floors 60-69
Harvey expanded marriage mod is so silly
He's so out of character
He acts like Shane
Does it make him at least a tiny bit cool
teacher : everybody come in class
kid named cl 😭
get more sprinklers right now
Wtf lmfao
I hate this meme.
Oh god
I think he just has more interactions and, you know, interactions
Emily is so creepy
Idk why
How long do u spend watering crops every day?
only in ohio
She has that soulless expression
Most memes like Among Us were funny at first, became unfunny, and then became satirized due to their unfunniness becoming part of the joke.
The problem with “Kid named finger” is that it was never funny to begin with, and as such steps 2 and 3 don’t apply.
Hasn’t stopped people from mindlessly posting it regardless though I suppose
just almost sold my fiber instead of my pickled tea leaves,,
Pickled Tea Leaves lol
Her smile is so unnerving, she seems like the kind of girl who would marry you just to shave the sheep
Oh no 
Or oh phew?
Fiber???
Idk what to say in that case
i caught it in time LMAO
Grass
No that much
😭
Later for fertalisers and retainers
Isn't it actual grass for the mill
I never use the mill frequently, I let them out so they can eat outside
I only ever change their food like, every 3 days
It's spring rn 😍
And its me or winter lasts more like other seasons?
It’s you
Cause im tired os seeing snow on my farm
It's just dull so that's why it feels longer 
I love whacking the worms though
Winter slander >:(
finally large goat milk 
The good thing is that is the time where i can go to the mines and upgrade my tools
Winter music is sexy tho ngl
I'm gonna upgrade my farm and coop then I'll start designing my farm
Nice! Now give more love to the goat
Winter has the best soundtrack fr
Or who knows, maybe I'll plant a tree
Bout 5 hours approx
Zamn
Lord have mercy
amogos
FINALLY, IT'LL RAIN 2ND DAY OF SPRING
I remember planting one and forgetting about it
It created a tiny forest





