stardew-valley

[small bison]

shaek

shake he

[hollow escarp]

Oh it looks kind of purple but that might just be the lighting

[small bison]

itd a bit like shane's but a lil darket

[steel tusk]

hes looking a little bit better now

[small bison]

shake him

[cinder carbon]

I wantba junimo plush that makes junimo sounds

[vital shadow]

eat him

[vital shadow]

I want one which plays a golden star is born

[steel tusk]

hes currently getting thrown around

[small bison]

😈

[vital shadow]

anyway, I'm heading to sleep, night farmers

[steel tusk]

he looks plump now

[thorn sleet]

[steel tusk]

hes getting kisses now

i love my junimo omg

[cinder carbon]

Choppin wood
Choppin wood good
In my neighborhood
Feels good choppin wood

[strong scarab]

How many rarecrows are there?

Like total

[cinder carbon]

8

[strong scarab]

Oh heck

which one am I missing

[cinder carbon]

Flower dance

[strong scarab]

Oh damn

Oof it's fall

[cinder carbon]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[cobalt hare]

what levels should i go through in the mines for money
i alr got to 120

[cunning silo]

i think you just reset lava elevator floors to kill monsters and farm for diamonds

[cinder carbon]

Diamonds, or make and sell gold bars, and crack geodes and sell the minerals. Mines aren't really a huge moneymaker

[cobalt hare]

yeah, fishing is boring tho

[cunning silo]

until sc atleast

[cinder carbon]

Right

[cobalt hare]

yeah hard to get the 40k gold u need for sc

[hollow escarp]

80-100 I guess but honestly do other stuff or go to ||SC||

[terse beacon]

The mines aren’t really for money making tbh

[cinder carbon]

Imo if you're gonna farm mines might as well do the ice levels to get burglar ring

[cobalt hare]

bro how do i die

[next elk]

Alex said "Damn I could go for a burger" cant beleve he sad a swear word :/

[cobalt hare]

the mines are so bad

[next elk]

"Damn"

😢

[cinder carbon]

Then go to the bottom levels and see what you get in drops

[cobalt hare]

rip gold star purple mushroom and 12 coal

[terse beacon]

Id rather fish for money instead of mining for money

[cobalt hare]

now im forced to fish for money like a

for my sword back

[stiff wraith]

end game beach farm is to hard

[cinder carbon]

Not my experience. I love beach farm

[stiff wraith]

I had to Use all my energy every day watering

[terse beacon]

Why’d you pick beach

[stiff wraith]

I just gave up and used a dupe glitch

[cinder carbon]

Don't grow so many crops

[stiff wraith]

Made it long ago 3 year ago

[stiff wraith]

Had 200 blueberrys

[cinder carbon]

There are about 200 tillable tiles plus the greenhouse, that's more than enough late game

[terse beacon]

Thats like nothing

[stiff wraith]

only made 100k that month

[stiff wraith]

Used all my energy don’t know why

[terse beacon]

Use wine if you’re not making enough

You can make 2.2 million every 7 days using greenhouse and GI

[cinder carbon]

If you're growing and selling blueberries I wouldn't say you're late game

[stiff wraith]

My friend and a standard world first month 100k

[terse beacon]

Pretty good tbh

[stiff wraith]

Then he stole hailey from me 😭

[terse beacon]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[stiff wraith]

And then married her

I ended up giving him coconutx a lot to help him

[cinder carbon]

He did you a favor

[stiff wraith]

Then I date penny 2 hearts after weeks of giving gifts

[long obsidian]

cucked in the game 😦

[terse beacon]

HAHAHAHAHA

[stiff wraith]

He gives her 2 gifts and gets 2 straight away

[terse beacon]

Can’t talk about that here.
Or your second message

[cinder carbon]

#stardew-spoilers

[terse beacon]

Gotta delete your messages

[stiff wraith]

He’s the stardew rizz king

[long obsidian]

there is a guide on the wiki, but it’s fun to do it by yourself

[cobalt hare]

does resetting days effect geode luck

not luck but what you get

[terse beacon]

It will be different yes

[long obsidian]

nope

I think so, I once reset a day and still got 5 copper

[cobalt hare]

damn

[stiff wraith]

I went off year 1 summer he has 2 hearts on hailey come back 7 hours later he is on year 2 spring 10 hearts

[cobalt hare]

mixed responses, i alr reset so ill check

[terse beacon]

Imagine you just got really unlucky, so you thought it didn’t change

That’d be funny asf

[cunning silo]

wait whats the question

[long obsidian]

what’s the answer

[terse beacon]

If you reset the day will the things from geodes be different

[cunning silo]

no

[terse beacon]

Really?

[cobalt hare]

again ill check rn

[cunning silo]

purely based on seed and number of geodes previously cracked

[cobalt hare]

it changes

at what friendship lvl can i go in peoples rooms

i got my first iridium ore

[terse beacon]

2 heart

[cunning silo]

???

[cobalt hare]

after reset day, from geodge i got 6 iridium ore, les goooooo

[cunning silo]

did you crack any geodes that day previously

[cobalt hare]

no

maybe its because i did the geode in different order

[cunning silo]

yes that would do it

[cobalt hare]

but idc because i got iridium

[terse beacon]

Good job

[cobalt hare]

is linus usefull to have a friednship with?

[cobalt hare]

yes

[cinder carbon]

Absolutely

[cobalt hare]

for how easy he is he gives recipes i believe

[cobalt hare]

what he give u

[cinder carbon]

Though probably the best reward he gives comes really early

[cobalt hare]

idk but its pro advice

they should make it so u can marry linus

cuz he so cute

bro

[cinder carbon]

There is literally an event that explains why that would be out of character for him

[cobalt hare]

im on day 18

of spring

[long obsidian]

there are mods for that on pc

[cobalt hare]

what it called?

[long obsidian]

idk man look on nexusmods

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/366

[cinder carbon]

I have slimes in town and all they do is say hi to people

[cobalt hare]

gotta reset the day cuz i mis clicked on item recovery

les go 20 mins of fishing gone

[small bison]

no pierre

[woven fern]

imagine if there was a mod that forced pierre to be open on wednesdays

[long obsidian]

ain’t he married

[small bison]

probably is.. i mean.. he DOES stand behind the counter then..

[small bison]

people always say caroline deserves better

[abstract delta]

If you'd like 😂

I just personally don't see that much in her

She gets a free house n all

[cinder carbon]

All I know is I want Jodi to be my 🔌

[terse beacon]

Why would pam need justice

What has she done that warrants justice

[abstract delta]

Absolutely nothing

If anything, Penny needs the justice

[candid gate]

penny is a nerd

[terse beacon]

Fax

[abstract delta]

But she has to live with pigpam

[candid gate]

her problem

[stiff wraith]

Hailey is actually good when u have like 10 hearts

[stiff wraith]

She stops being a bitch

[cinder carbon]

Penny is boring af

[candid gate]

after you waste money and time on her ofc she stops being a bitch

[abstract delta]

HAHA

[terse beacon]

HAHDHSHAHA

[abstract delta]

Haley is kinda spoiled brat in the beginning

[stiff wraith]

my friend just gave her coconuts coffe and dandlions

Idk wtf I’m doing wrong he gifts random shit dates them all I gift favourites and talk to them 😭

[abstract delta]

Based

[candid gate]

fr

i didnt understand shit but fight yo friend

[stiff wraith]

He stole hailey from me start of game

[terse beacon]

Cuck him

[cinder carbon]

Ew

[abstract delta]

Cuck him

[stiff wraith]

I focused on money and mining so I couldn’t fit in all of the rizz

I made us 100k and he spent all of it on a new house for hailey

[abstract delta]

W goals

[candid gate]

play alone

[stiff wraith]

He has made about 10k I have done 200k

[stiff wraith]

I do

[candid gate]

hes not your friend anymore

[stiff wraith]

it’s actually kinda funner cuz he skips nights so much

[terse beacon]

Oh shit arph

[candid gate]

fr etrama

[stark bluff]

try to be at least a little appropriate in here please

[terse beacon]

Uh. I didnmt say that

[abstract delta]

Etrama with

[candid gate]

okay sorry

[stiff wraith]

Na he lets me use about 20% of the money I make tho so it’s all good

[abstract delta]

All Etrama

[candid gate]

fr

[stiff wraith]

free my boy etrama

[terse beacon]

This is defamation

[stiff wraith]

he ain’t do shit

[candid gate]

mhmm

[stiff wraith]

nah but in irl to

[terse beacon]

My man

[stiff wraith]

Once time he bought me 5 pound chips

[abstract delta]

Can I have some

[candid gate]

and he ate them all

[stiff wraith]

and I owed him 5 McDonald meals

[abstract delta]

Pig

[stiff wraith]

20 pound each

[cinder carbon]

Lol I did not know you could get gold pumpkin from artifact trove

[stiff wraith]

And I payed for his bus

[candid gate]

bus ew

[stiff wraith]

Somehow he’s skinny and strong and I’m not 💀

[abstract delta]

Hes definitely taking advantage of you

[stiff wraith]

Na we barely go out tho

[cinder carbon]

Get this class warfare shit tf outta here

[stiff wraith]

We normally play shi online

[abstract delta]

He probably burns tons of calories and works out

[stiff wraith]

Can’t lie tho

From like 7-12 he payed for alot of my shit

(I wanted a coke once and I think more cokes)

[abstract delta]

Nah bro still

Remember not to feel emotionally manipulated

Don't gotta always pay for him

[stiff wraith]

Nah only when he don’t bring money

[abstract delta]

That's cool then

[candid gate]

remember that this thing started from his friend dating haley

[stiff wraith]

Some times we just go out after school but he lives far and has to take the bus from school so he doesn’t go home he would just go to the park

[stiff wraith]

He stole her from me

Happy for him though

Wedding was beautiful

[cinder carbon]

Start sleeping in his bed

[candid gate]

istg ths most random conversations start here

[stiff wraith]

I actually have been for a year

I hide behind the fire place and run out into his bed

he cries thinking I’m a nonce

[candid gate]

i am not familiar with the word nonce

[abstract delta]

Fun stuf

Can we go back to SDV

[candid gate]

yea sleeping with your friend's wife fun indeed

[candid gate]

okay crystal

[stiff wraith]

can’t say it blocked by this server

[cinder carbon]

Can confirm

[abstract delta]

(ahem)

[stiff wraith]

I slept with his nan

[candid gate]

pam's pam pams knows

his man?

[stiff wraith]

Nan

[candid gate]

what a chad

[candid gate]

what was that for

[abstract delta]

(ahem)

[stiff wraith]

Didn’t make much money from mining today

[cinder carbon]

It's better when they watch too

[candid gate]

(ahem) perhaps i am missing something.

[stiff wraith]

Only made 594k

[abstract delta]

(ahem) perhaps you are

[candid gate]

what a menance

[abstract delta]

Bro stfu I thought you meant like 1k

[cinder carbon]

It's all consensual

[stiff wraith]

It was a joke lmao look at the pfp

[abstract delta]

Hahaha

Hilarious help

[stiff wraith]

bro

I might rather make a huge ass place or start a new world that’s not beach farm

I think I’m gonna do both actually

[cinder carbon]

Decorate your beach farm

Sooo much you can do on beach

[stiff wraith]

looks nice but I gotta clear it all up

Shouldn’t but to hard with a iridium axe tho

[terse beacon]

Looks pretty good

I’ve seen it like 3 times but it’s still good

[cinder carbon]

Lol

[stiff wraith]

Ye I’m gonna decorate

[cinder carbon]

Yeah I moved on but I have to go back eventually and do more work

[stiff wraith]

I don’t even need a farm so I got good space

[stiff wraith]

I don’t make enough money off farming that’s why

[cinder carbon]

I need to at least build my solar farm on wilderness now that I have enough tea bushes

Every other farm feels so small after playing beach, even though it's not actually that much bigger

[stiff wraith]

I need to help my friends world he skipped around 80 days by just sleeping early so he has a shit farm

[rough siren]

hi y'all!!

[woeful pine]

hi

[rough siren]

i need to figure out how to design riverland farm

[proud pivot]

It is pretty large compared to other farms. But that bottom left section of the beach kind of inflates it. It's not very useful

[stiff wraith]

I thought it was smaller

it feels like there’s no land to farm around cuz it’s not built like a square

[pulsar pulsar]

Anyone else wish that Alex, or Haley would immediately give you 2 hearts if you gave them a cute flower....

[stiff wraith]

Fortnite

[rough siren]

i wish haley would it would make my life so muvh easier instead of growing a bajillion sunflowers for her

[pulsar pulsar]

Because for some reason haley loves sweetpeas more than flowers

[rough siren]

sunflowers loved gift, dandelions liked gift

[cinder carbon]

I like to make each island its own little theme

[stiff wraith]

coconut

[pulsar pulsar]

she loves so much things that r rlly hard to get

LIKE COCONUTS...

[woeful pine]

hmm

[cunning silo]

sunflowers arent that hard

[rough siren]

i just planted 3 sunflowers in the summer and now i have like 20 seeds big profit and my wife loves me

[cunning silo]

and mfin alex over there loving cooked dishes

[pulsar pulsar]

to be fair i'm over here buying everyone everything so everyone can love me

[cinder carbon]

Coconuts become pretty easy to get, give sunflowers until then

[stiff wraith]

the only thing I give hailey are coconuts

Abigail is so easy to gift

she loves everything from the mines

[rough siren]

she eated the quartz

[cunning silo]

haley is honestly not even that hard to gift

[pulsar pulsar]

Can I just marry george...

all he likes is freaking leeks

[stiff wraith]

init

[pulsar pulsar]

so easy

[scenic trellis]

Anyone know what I have to gift marnie?

[stiff wraith]

coconuts are bare ez and dandlions work

[torpid pulsar]

2 questions:
Does fishing rod increase the easyness of catching fish (sturgeon to be specific)

and once you get 10 hearts with somebody, do the hearts decay?

[rough siren]

i give him icecream <3

[cinder carbon]

@scenic trellis I just give Marnie sashimi constantly because she spends every night at the saloon

[pulsar pulsar]

aawehhhhhhhhhh

[scenic trellis]

Thank you! I’m doing the purple shorts quest rn

[stiff wraith]

Why is stardew so fun

[rough siren]

i have a mod that allows someone to be your "witness" at yr wedding and hes gonna be mine

[stiff wraith]

I be playing all day no joke legit all day

[pulsar pulsar]

amazing

[cinder carbon]

Rizzy once ate an entire chocolate cake in one sitting while watching reruns of Family Ties

[pulsar pulsar]

i gtg guys i'll chat later <33

have fun!!

[pulsar pulsar]

facts

[cobalt hare]

i’m so bad at fishing in game

[cinder carbon]

Whats your fishing level

[digital creek]

I HAVE A SUIT?? WAS THERE AN UPDATE??

ITS NEVER GIVEN ME A SUIT BEFORE

[full urchin]

looks nice tho 😮

[digital creek]

IT DOESS

his room so bad cant wait to divorce him

[candid gate]

why did you marry him then

[cunning silo]

based...

[digital creek]

so i can adopt divorce and then have krobus move in🫶🫶🫶

need a queer platonic monster to take care of my kids

i would have married elliott but i cant break his heart like that😩

[plush fjord]

Nice house, dog

[rough siren]

STOP

DONT DIVORCE HIM

[cunning silo]

not yet

kids first Then divorce

[covert tartan]

okay i'm 100% new to this game but whoever's room this is has issues

[cunning silo]

HAHAHAHA

[covert tartan]

reading the wiki has me dizzy ;w;

[cunning silo]

yeah

[digital creek]

LMFAOOO

[digital creek]

BUT KROBUS...

HES PERFECT

[cinder carbon]

Guys seriously live like this and don't see a problem

[cunning silo]

true

[covert tartan]

krobus looks like a turnip and i haven't even met him yet

[cunning silo]

shane doesnt need to be married

[digital creek]

theres literally a dialogue where hes like "the roof is leaking😢😢but a little mold never hurt anyone😁" bro is NASTY

[cunning silo]

he peaks at 8 hearts anyway

[digital creek]

LMFAOO

[cunning silo]

am i wrong?

[covert tartan]

.> ew dude

[digital creek]

4 hearts w krobus💪💪

[cunning silo]

unless you want to cope and download a mod

[digital creek]

the way i have higher hearts with elliott than my husband💀

the rizzler

[wet phoenix]

how many regenerating crops are there

[covert tartan]

this is my first farming sim and i was so overwhelmed i cussed myself out not being able to mod with the cbj cheats menu since i play with a switch but i'm trying my best

[cunning silo]

at least 6

wait no atleadst 7

[cyan merlin]

strawberries blueberries melons cranberries pumpkins uh ancient fruit uh

[solid solstice]

Corn

[cunning silo]

wait no atleast 8

[blissful stirrup]

hey should i be saveing these legendary fish for any reason

[digital creek]

at least 1

[solid solstice]

Hops

[digital creek]

NOO ALEX CUTSCENE HE LOOKS SAD

[cunning silo]

melons and pumpkins 🤯

[digital creek]

IM SCARED

[cunning silo]

wait no atleast 9

[cyan merlin]

there’s another one but it’s forbidden lol

[blissful stirrup]

guys is there any reason to keep the legendary fish or are they just worth more?

[cyan merlin]

they’re a keepsake, but no real point to keeping them

[solid solstice]

To put in fish tanks and look at

[cyan merlin]

if you don’t want to keep them you don’t have to

[digital creek]

💀(late heart alex event idk which one)

[blissful stirrup]

ok jw if there cool i put them in a fish tank others in a chest

but ill sell the ones i dont want thanks

[digital creek]

HAHA IM LAUGHING AT HIM

[naive kraken]

its ok, take your time! you dont need to have 100% knowledge of the game when you first start out

discovering things for yourself is half of the fun

[digital creek]

yeah its fun discovering stuff

im going blind into all these heart scenes when i tell u im FLABBERGASTED every time

[naive kraken]

the only time i use wiki is only for item sell prices and ect.

everything else i can just ask here in the discord

[digital creek]

i only use it if im REALLY stuck

[naive kraken]

the people here are nice

[digital creek]

a few days ago i found out what the ||goblin|| wants by myself without consulting everything i was so proud of myself

went through the whole library

DAY ONE AND HES ALREADY JEALOUS STOP

[cinder carbon]

I wish pickled cabbage was called sauerkraut

[digital creek]

WHEN I TELL U IN A YEAR I NEVER GOT ONE JEALOUS ELLIOTT DIALOGUE NOT ONE

[rough siren]

STOP CHEATING ON HIM

[thin moon]

how long does it take for tappers to produce

[digital creek]

BUT ELLIOTT FINE

[rough siren]

around a week

[cinder carbon]

Depends on the tree

[digital creek]

IM GONNA DIVORCE HIM ANYWAY

[thin moon]

ok thx

[rough plank]

first mrc run for this save

[tawny canyon]

yall wtf do i do with the void chicken

[cinder carbon]

Love on it

[tawny canyon]

is it important

[cinder carbon]

Yes you need void mayo for stuff later

[tawny canyon]

should i build a new coop dedicated for void chicks

[cinder carbon]

If you want

[tawny canyon]

oh alright then

[cinder carbon]

They're not that importnt

But at least 1 is nice

[digital creek]

is void mayo worth more?

[cinder carbon]

Also void mayo is excellent on a pastrami sandwich

[tawny canyon]

also if i already have full hearts on people and animals do i still need to pet/gift them or is it unnecessary

[subtle magnet]

You know, I find Winter season the most boring, especially if you get bad luck in three days straight

[tawny canyon]

will i lose hearts if i start ignoring them

[subtle magnet]

On the plus side, I'm almost reach Lvl 120 in the mines

[digital creek]

yay!!

wtf are ancient seeds

[cinder carbon]

Your path to ultimate wealth

[tawny canyon]

i assume its important later

im growing one rn

how many seeds do i get when i put it on a seed maker

[digital creek]

bought one from the cart lol

[cyan merlin]

be sure you plant it in the greenhouse or first of spring, it takes a long time to grow

[wet phoenix]

||just passed grandpas evaluation||

[cyan merlin]

yay!

[scenic trellis]

What does it mean when a train is passing through

[digital creek]

YEAHH GOT A CELLAR

shit put me into debt

[cyan merlin]

at the north most point of the map there’s a railroad where a train can pass through. there’s a small chance of it dropping items but otherwise it doesn’t do anything

[digital creek]

what all can u age in the cellar

[cyan merlin]

wooo wine time

you can age wine and cheese 🙂

[digital creek]

nice ty

[cyan merlin]

(oh also mead, pale ale, and beer but who’s doing that lol )

[digital creek]

LMFAO

[hardy sandal]

Hi everyone! I'm new to the server

[digital creek]

hiiy

[cyan merlin]

hi! welcome

[hardy sandal]

Thank you!

[sterile sage]

Hi!

[cyan merlin]

hiya

[lament parrot]

I wish you could date and marry the wizard. I feel that would be the most unique

[terse beacon]

Not really

[terse beacon]

Good job

[sterile sage]

I wanna date Krobus but they’re aro lol

[terse beacon]

I think its more of the fact that he’s a different species than the fact that he’s aro

[lament parrot]

Everybody wants to date Krobus

[digital creek]

HES JEALOUS AGAIN????

[sterile sage]

Yes

[terse beacon]

How does everyone fucking misspell krobus

[sterile sage]

Aw you edited it lol

[lament parrot]

Autocorrect that’s why

[terse beacon]

😭

[digital creek]

DAY 2 OF OUR MARRIAGE. BOTH DAYS HES BEEN JEALOUS. I LITERALLY GAVE ELLIOTT A GIFT HE DOESNT LIKE😭

[terse beacon]

Thats what happens when you fw shane bozo

[digital creek]

thats why im divorcing him

[terse beacon]

W

[digital creek]

i need him to adopt babies then im breaking his heart

krobus will raise my babies🫶🫶

[sterile sage]

Yay uncle krobus!

[terse beacon]

Freaks

[digital creek]

why have an alcoholic husband when u can have a queer platonic monster roomie

[hardy sandal]

Does anyone know how to unlock ginger island?

[lament parrot]

One of my friends is marrying Sebastian, and it makes me hella uncomfortable. Sebastian is a slightly grown up emo teenager, and I hate that.

[sterile sage]

I LOVE SEB YOU TAKE THAT BACK 😭

[digital creek]

lol i only have 2 hearts with him i rarely talk to him

[terse beacon]

Seb is mid

[sterile sage]

It’s a lot of steps if I remember

[terse beacon]

4.5/10

[sterile sage]

You’re mid

[terse beacon]

I am personally a 3.8/10

Im lower than mid. Get your facts straight

[sterile sage]

x)

[lapis cloud]

I marry Alex in every play through i do

[sterile sage]

My facts are spaghetti models

[digital creek]

is it worth it to put all my forage berries in jars

[lapis cloud]

Idk why I just rlly like him

[terse beacon]

Ew

[digital creek]

hes eh im warming up to him the more hearts i get

[sterile sage]

He’s so sweet though

[terse beacon]

Not really

[digital creek]

some of his dialogue is silly

[lapis cloud]

Right?? :D

He reminds me of my bf

[terse beacon]

Well damn thats wholesome

[digital creek]

"i love my grandma!!🫶🫶 but my grandpa..😒😒jk"

[lapis cloud]

That line made me cackle

[digital creek]

i giggle every time

[sterile sage]

LOL

[terse beacon]

Peepaw fought in nam

[sterile sage]

Peepaw x)

[digital creek]

now peepaw fight the mailbox

[terse beacon]

Square up peepaw

[green raft]

Hey guys new to the game been playing for close to half a day now Whats the best way to make money

[terse beacon]

A wine empire

[meager trail]

Hi

[terse beacon]

But for now focus on pigs

They make a lot of money

[digital creek]

bros been playing for not even a day😭

[meager trail]

What is the best plantation for autumn

[digital creek]

have u gone to the egg festival yet?

[lament parrot]

Although I’d rather date Sebastian than the living Barbie

[green raft]

Yes

[terse beacon]

You got the bus unlocked?

[sterile sage]

Haley?

[lament parrot]

I wouldn’t hate Haley if it wasn’t for the fact that her FIRST dialogue is insulting your clothes

[meager trail]

Nop

[digital creek]

u should go to pierres and buy potatoes

[lament parrot]

I spend effort on character creation thank you.

[sterile sage]

Puddles are deeper than her

[digital creek]

potatoes are nice

[terse beacon]

Use cranberries

[digital creek]

FR MY DRESS SO CUTE SHE DONT HAVE TO SHADE ME

[meager trail]

im in summer 24 in the first year

[lament parrot]

Facts.

[digital creek]

!!!!

[terse beacon]

Work towards getting some kegs for wine making since wine sells for a good amount of money

[digital creek]

i desperately need more kegs

[terse beacon]

Also preserves jars for vegetables

[sterile sage]

Omg you’re adorbs

[terse beacon]

I can give you oak resin

I have plenty from my end game tapped oak trees

[digital creek]

still love so much that u still have the option of long hair and dresses when u pick the boy option

[subtle magnet]

guys, should I get Fisher or trapper? for the Fishing Skill?

[terse beacon]

Early game or late game rn?

[subtle magnet]

year 1, winter

[digital creek]

PLEASEE I HAVE NONE I HAVE 1 KEG MAKING STARFRUIT WINE YEAR ROUND FROM THE SAME DUMB STACK FROM Y1 24/7

[terse beacon]

Get fisher

[terse beacon]

I gotchu bro

I have 120 resin

[last valley]

who wants to be my stardew valley buddy?

[digital creek]

augh ive been playing awhile i forgot to take my vitamins

brb😔

[lament parrot]

I KNOW. Even my base look at the start looks good! I made a girl character, spent like an hour deciding on the color of my skirt, it just makes me sad ;-;

[meager trail]

other question, what flower i need in the autumn for the bees?

[terse beacon]

Fairy flower

[lament parrot]

Haley freakin violated that effort

[sterile sage]

Don’t even listen to her lol

[wet phoenix]

wait do iridium truffles sell for more than truffle oil

[terse beacon]

Yes

[wet phoenix]

damn it

[terse beacon]

If you have artisan, then the oil will sell for more

But only if you have artisan

[wet phoenix]

i used all my hardwood, all my slime, and quite a bit of gold to make them

i should have looked it up first

[terse beacon]

Work towards artisan

[cinder carbon]

The difference is pretty small, not really worth the time to make oil

[digital creek]

i want a mod where characters have specific dialogue depending on ur clothes and their tastes that would be so fun

[terse beacon]

More money is more money early game

Penny pinching adds up

[wet phoenix]

what is artisan again

[digital creek]

like what if haley liked ur clothes what if elliott thought u looked smelly what if emily was so distraught over ur outfit she wants to make u a new one

[terse beacon]

Increases the price of artisan goods by 40%

[wet phoenix]

no like where is it in the skill tree thing

[terse beacon]

Farmer

[cinder carbon]

By the time you have iridium truffles, oil maker, and artisan, you're not early game lol

[terse beacon]

Tiller needs to be the level 5 selection to get artisan

[scenic trellis]

I played for like 7 hours today holy shit

[digital creek]

i picked shepherd but at least i have the statue

[terse beacon]

W

[digital creek]

i do have a lot of animals tho

[terse beacon]

What statue

[rough plank]

cc basically done

[digital creek]

next to krobus

[terse beacon]

Shard statue?

[lament parrot]

I found 4 corners to be my favorite farm

[digital creek]

i think its a spoiler so i wont say here not sure??

[rough plank]

just crocus and nautilus shell

[terse beacon]

Perf stat?

[wet phoenix]

i could probably use the statue to switch to artisan... but is it worth it?

[sterile sage]

Chicken statue? x)

[lament parrot]

One corner for crops, one corner for animals, and one corner as my industrial area for tree farming and such

[terse beacon]

Yea especially for wine making

[digital creek]

the indecisive one

[wet phoenix]

i don't really make much wine

[rough plank]

ye

[wet phoenix]

i have 5 kegs

[terse beacon]

90% of my land for sheds and 10% for everything else

[rough plank]

i have shepherd only because im a rancher

[terse beacon]

Just say it in seasoned im too stupid to know

[digital creek]

LOL OK

[sterile sage]

LMAO

[digital creek]

no way i lost a heart with shane bc hes jealous i gave elliott a GIFT HE DOESNT LIKE

[sterile sage]

Shane is

[lament parrot]

I died instantly at sc though.. If it wasn’t for the recovery service, I would’ve lost my obsidian sword! I did actually lose it(which is stupid), but I was able to get it back

[digital creek]

i think u censor ||sc|| here💔

[lament parrot]

Why?

[terse beacon]

You can say sc but i would censor the full one

[digital creek]

idk ppl always censor it

[strong scarab]

Read the channel description and pins

[terse beacon]

It feels like a spoiler to me

So i spoil it

[strong scarab]

It is one

[lament parrot]

Changed to sc

[digital creek]

god ok got through all my vitamins can go back to stardew

6 vitamins every night the size of my thumb hella bullshit

[terse beacon]

Jesus

You in the ER or some shit bruh?

[digital creek]

naw i got arfid

[wet phoenix]

does this look ok? (aesthetically and practically)

the ancient fruits are in progress

each corner symbolizes a different season

[hearty trellis]

cropus be lookin mad fire tbj

tbh*

[terse beacon]

Arfid?

[hearty trellis]

[terse beacon]

It looks good both ways. Good job

[sterile sage]

Aesthetic for sure.

[oak trail]

Evening

[digital creek]

its a eating disorder but not like "eek body issues" i have sensory issues and physically cant eat 99% of foods so i have to supplement

i have been improving tho lately,,

[terse beacon]

Thats a depressing existence

Can you eat pizza?

[digital creek]

not pizza but i can eat cheese sticks! the sauce in pizza stops me:(

[terse beacon]

Wait do you also have issues with drinks too?

[digital creek]

LOVE cheese sticks tho just had a whole box of them earlier

yes i can only drink water and milk

[sterile sage]

Is it tomatoes? My hubby thinks tomatoes are icky

[digital creek]

yeah i think so

[sterile sage]

And anything tomato related

[terse beacon]

Sorry to ask you about it

Just never knew arfid was a thing

[sterile sage]

hugs for you

[digital creek]

its ok!! it doesnt bug me really its just weird eating in public bc ppl make fun of me lol

[hearty trellis]

can you eat water

[terse beacon]

Fucking assholes fr

[cinder carbon]

F them people

[digital creek]

the foods i can eat i LOVE

[terse beacon]

HAHAHAHAHA

[cyan merlin]

okay i planted like 60 strawberries what now

[terse beacon]

Try to get kegs in the meantime

[digital creek]

wait for bank

[terse beacon]

For strawberry wine

[terse beacon]

What’s your favorite food you’d say? The cheese sticks?

[hearty trellis]

can you eat cereal and water combined

[digital creek]

id say mashed potatoes

LMFAOO

[oak trail]

sigh. and as predicted I harvested a caulifloweri nstead of watering.

[cyan merlin]

i’m year one spring one this save so a bit away from kegs i think

[hearty trellis]

is the 99 percent of foods water

[terse beacon]

That’s why i stay back with an upgraded can and use the hold down to water them

[cyan merlin]

i need to decide if this will be joja route

[terse beacon]

You’re trying to get jumbo crops right?

[digital creek]

no gravy or anything just lots of milk but i like it its enough flavor for me

[sterile sage]

Once you lvl forge you get tappers for trees. So go forge stuff c:

[terse beacon]

Potatoes and milk fucking smack

[hearty trellis]

can you eat hamburgers without the bun

[digital creek]

ive never had a hamburger before tbh

[hearty trellis]

eat it rn

[cyan merlin]

okay forage time

[oak trail]

Etrama: I forgot to stand back x.x

[terse beacon]

[hearty trellis]

turn it into juice and drink it if thats one of the foods you cant eat

i cured you

[oak trail]

Yup. Grumble.

[hearty trellis]

drink everything you cant eat

[digital creek]

drinking it doesnt make a difference lol

[terse beacon]

This might help you, my friend

[oak trail]

and of course it was festival day so may as well harvest and replant them all x.x

[sterile sage]

Serious note to this joke Do you like smoothies though?

[oak trail]

although if I heard, If I leave the center one alone, it could spawn on any day if its surrounded by younger cauliflower

[hearty trellis]

then snort it ykyk

wait are you allergic to like the goodies

[sterile sage]

Will you get out lol

[terse beacon]

I saw that too, but it never grew. Only when everything is grown completely

[digital creek]

eh i prefer milkshakes

[sterile sage]

MILKSHAKES ARE YUMMY

[digital creek]

FR FR

[oak trail]

Well dang.

otoh its like a 1% chance.

[terse beacon]

Chocolate milkshakes with fries to dip in

[terse beacon]

The decoration power though. You must do it

[hearty trellis]

are you allergic to like pollen in the air

[terse beacon]

Don’t judge me @sterile sage

[hearty trellis]

like if you breath it in your are actually eating it too so do you die from that

[oak trail]

the which?

[digital creek]

i have sensory issues not food allergies💀

[hearty trellis]

ik but like eating the pollen type thing

[sterile sage]

No judgement 💜

[terse beacon]

Mhm

[hearty trellis]

i would jugment you

judgement

[clever spire]

judging

[terse beacon]

Mother fuckers

[digital creek]

LMFAOO

[oak trail]

hey. which decoration power?

[terse beacon]

Big crops

[hearty trellis]

literally gonna report you for saying the anti christian word

[terse beacon]

They stay forever. Amazing decoration

[oak trail]

oh the bragging rights

[terse beacon]

FACTS

[hearty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/did-someone-say-spring-baby-dancing-oh-yeah-gif-11258106

[terse beacon]

L embed not working

[digital creek]

lol

[hearty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-combat-baby-fight-gif-22113478

[terse beacon]

HAHAHAHA

[hearty trellis]

bro

stardew dont like babies

https://tenor.com/view/babies-dance-dancing-get-down-break-it-down-gif-10695301

[terse beacon]

Stardew is a baby killer

[hearty trellis]

missclack

[cunning silo]

baby killing is meta money strat

[terse beacon]

Fr

[hearty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-penny-crybaby-gif-14615046

[sterile sage]

Lmao

[cunning silo]

10m per day

[terse beacon]

Damn that shit wild

[digital creek]

the cheesesticks from earlier btw😩

[oak trail]

do the special orders increase friendship?

[cunning silo]

noo

[terse beacon]

YO THAT STUFF FUCKING SMACKS

[hearty trellis]

you can eat all those foods

[digital creek]

FRFRR

[terse beacon]

BEST SNACK FOOD EVER

[hearty trellis]

how tf

[terse beacon]

its GOTTA have that sauce too. Its NOT THE SAME

[sterile sage]

Yum!

[hearty trellis]

dont you die if you eat food or someshit

[proud pivot]

No

[oak trail]

ruddy mouse... I clicked to put seeds in my inventory and it auto sold the pile back to pierre.

[terse beacon]

[hearty trellis]

yeah if they say thank you

[digital creek]

naww i hate that sauce sorry bro

shits rancid

[terse beacon]

WAIT REALLY?

[hearty trellis]

how do you eat the food tho

[sterile sage]

It’s the tomatoes!!

[hearty trellis]

WOAH

[proud pivot]

Well, some do. It's not universal. Emily's and Linus' for example do

[sterile sage]

My eyes

[cunning silo]

bruh

bruh

[digital creek]

HQHHAAHHAHHAHAHA

[sterile sage]

STOP

[hearty trellis]

:sad face:

oops

my cat had something to say

he was just being a curios cat

[terse beacon]

My cats have something to say

[sterile sage]

Sir, this is a family friendly establishment

[cunning silo]

cant believe a cat typed that

[oak trail]

whos the invisible person?

[hearty trellis]

me

i am

[oak trail]

okay. But who is it.

[hearty trellis]

me

[terse beacon]

His name is me

[oak trail]

right...

[terse beacon]

Obviously

But x2. So meme

[hearty trellis]

are you mad that i sad a potty word

[oak trail]

well I can still remove to avoid confusion I guess.

[digital creek]

sebastians frog obviously

[hearty trellis]

i promise you it was the cat

[hearty trellis]

fr actually

[oak trail]

Merry I didnt even know Seb had a frog. all I saw is blank shrugs

[hearty trellis]

bark bark

[oak trail]

and it confused me cause I couldnt tell who was saying it

[digital creek]

lol

[hearty trellis]

brak

how do you get roles about farming stuff

[terse beacon]

The level roles?

[spice coral]

[hearty trellis]

oh you talk

yeah

[digital creek]

then u can send big krobus

[hearty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-stonks-spoon-rook-chapter3-fortnite-gif-24036490

https://tenor.com/view/goku-fortnite-get-griddy-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-gif-26491049

goku-fortnite-get-griddy-dragon-ball-z

[cunning silo]

bruh

[hearty trellis]

[terse beacon]

BIG KROBUS

[hearty trellis]

tiny sandwich

BIG CROPIS

[stiff perch]

howdy my dudes

[spice coral]

halo

[terse beacon]

Welcome to the server

[spice coral]

[hearty trellis]

oops

[stiff perch]

thank you

[hearty trellis]

that time it was a fly

a fly typed that

fly guy did that

[stiff perch]

what is you guy's opinion on the rusty spoon

[hearty trellis]

isnt that in sponge bob

[terse beacon]

Most powerful weapon

[hearty trellis]

oh you talking about stardew

[cunning silo]

its an artifact

[hearty trellis]

6/10 taste like the governors toes

[stiff perch]

noted

[spice coral]

The rusty spoon and the winter soundtracks makes me believe CA liked salad fingers on yt

[terse beacon]

Salad fingers is

Interesting

[hearty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/partying-cat-party-cat-cute-cat-kitten-gif-22225605

[spice coral]

very

[stiff perch]

hm

[rough siren]

finally finished with school time to be silly on sdv

[stiff perch]

that's epic

[slow kestrel]

Lol nice

[woeful pine]

thanks for the help earlier!

[rough siren]

i spew massive amounts of bullshit and have no idea what i helped you with but yw!

[terse beacon]

HAHAHA

[woeful pine]

directing me to the proper channel for mod help!

[rough siren]

oh !! youre welcome and i hope you got correct help x)

[woeful pine]

welp need lvl 5 for vc u.u how you gon level discord when you knee deep into SDV

NOT POSSIBLE

[digital creek]

frfr😩

[rough siren]

i just talk nonsense and eventually get waht i want

only took me like umm 3-4 days to lvl up

[woeful pine]

does it use the Mee6 level up bot? it only gives like 15 exp every 90 seconds or soooo

maybe even less

im not doin that junk every flipping server has it

[woeful pine]

i have a new tactic complaining!

[cunning silo]

arguing also good

[spice coral]

very real

[cunning silo]

hi

[spice coral]

whats better this or that.

3000 messages later. No conclusion

[woeful pine]

internet in a nutshell

[cunning silo]

mfers just dont accept simple FACTS and LOGIC

[woeful pine]

what happens on the internet usually ends up on either 4chan or reddit

one of the two

twitter is slowly raising the rank tho

[spice coral]

The wiki is this explicit but people still wont look at it for small things they argue about.

[cunning silo]

true

sometimes its vaguer

[woeful pine]

cat on the right loooks like he could use some water but clearly ignored it

tongue all out like dude its right there

[mystic jasper]

They both snoozin

[woeful pine]

💤

[spice coral]

he full of soup

[hushed slate]

guys what are your pet names

[spice coral]

Marbles

[candid gate]

yoshi

[hushed slate]

my first one was the gray cat and i named it zen

[spice coral]

Miss Marbles her full name

[cunning silo]

Jamie

[hushed slate]

my horse is liam

[spice coral]

I thought you meant Irl woopz

[hushed slate]

OH AHAHA

[mystic jasper]

Rhodomyrtus, Isurus, Orthrus, Yuzu, Yumi

[spice coral]

My dog on my beach farm is Yogi

[hushed slate]

nah the stardew pets but irl pets are awesome too

[wet phoenix]

what is something good to put in the luau chili thing

[hushed slate]

mayor lewis shorts

[spice coral]

goat cheese

[woeful pine]

everything but chili

[rough siren]

currently gambling at the fall fair thing

[woeful pine]

chili is chili you cant add much to make it good >.>

[spice coral]

apart from old man shorts

[woeful pine]

go big or go home!

[hushed slate]

always choose green!!! it has a higher chance of landing

good luck x

[woeful pine]

by 60 something %

[rough siren]

if youre good at fishing gold star sturgeon

[woeful pine]

i think it is

[rough siren]

yesyes thank u !! tahts what im doing :)

[wet phoenix]

i despise fishing

[spice coral]

75% is green

[wet phoenix]

anything i can forage or farm?

[spice coral]

Very deceptive wheel on that fair

[rough siren]

mayor lewis' shorts.

[mystic jasper]

I love fishing

[spice coral]

You do have truffles?

[wet phoenix]

yes

[spice coral]

use one of those

[hushed slate]

good quality if you can

so the npcs can simp over you

[woeful pine]

negative now the arguing has began next stop discord level 10

[spice coral]

Gold or iridium truffle will get you the best response from the governor

[woeful pine]

i blame you

xD

[rough siren]

I BET 1K STARS AND FUCKING LOST THEM ALLLLLL

[hushed slate]

NOOOOOOOO

[woeful pine]

well

[woeful pine]

just role back save exit game before save

[hushed slate]

^^^

[woeful pine]

dont save and roll it back from the last day you slept/saved

[spice coral]

I played the slingshot game so much I had about 3k stars before I even asked lewis to look at my display lmao

[woeful pine]

exit rn

reload and nothing is gone

if you wanna keep it legit then rip

[rough siren]

i give up fuck this stardrop

[woeful pine]

RNG givith and takith away

[hushed slate]

its ok if i had a stardrop i would give it to you x

have you guys ever wanted to eat one

[woeful pine]

fehbwehfbewifh so i keep start games with my other friends and i dont wanna start a new one cos like i already started 2 games on 2 other peoples save and tis like i dont wannna clear the main farm again!#!#!#

[hushed slate]

ugh i wanna eat a stardrop

[woeful pine]

it takes like all day to just get set up and clear all the trash

[spice coral]

Thats why I just stick to my farms for a while cause it is annoying

[woeful pine]

cant walk out the door without walking into a stick bush or tree

[spice coral]

bomb it all

[woeful pine]

oooo

that is a good

bombs pet welp

😮 not good

[spice coral]

They have nuclear proof fur its np

[woeful pine]

youtube doesnt make it clear enough but is using the Master Slingshot w/bombs a mod or is that vanilla

[spice coral]

vanilla

[woeful pine]

how do you do it? same way like fishing lure?

[spice coral]

Has to be loaded with explosive ammo

[woeful pine]

how it no work

[spice coral]

Yep just make sure its explosive ammo and not a mega bomb or something

[woeful pine]

oh its that i was like putting the normal cherry bomb

[spice coral]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Explosive_Ammo

[woeful pine]

😮 derp fail

[spice coral]

Yeah they look the same lmao

I did the exact same thing when I started

[woeful pine]

youtube legit calls it like just put bombs on it

they leave out that ammo part

...............

[mystic jasper]

I mean they do explode so

[woeful pine]

yeah but it would be nice if they mention ammo...

you search bomb and the ammo doesnt come up

in the itemspawner mod >.>

its been 2 days since trying it and both my friends thought i was lieing LOL

all cause we had the wrong bomb

[wet phoenix]

i fixed the thing that relates to the other thing

[woeful pine]

also said the thing

[rough siren]

i got the stardrop yall

[mystic jasper]

Nice

[chrome whale]

Good job!

[terse beacon]

Dipper frog

[wet phoenix]

is this ok

will the fruits turn blue soon

[terse beacon]

Yep

They’ll be like that for s few days and then ripen

[wet phoenix]

ok just wanted to make sure it wasn't broken

[terse beacon]

You good

[chrome whale]

In time it will work out 🙂

[rough siren]

should i go to the desert guys? i unlocked bus a couple days ago but never went

[slow kestrel]

Yes go there

Click on the machine next to pam to get the ticket

|| meet sandy in the oasis shop and see the skull caverns ||

[rough siren]

ok gotcha !! thank u !

[woeful pine]

kinda wish the desert was more dangerous like being forced to use desert clothes to avoid taking damage over time due to heat

after all it is the desert its kinda what it does

[terse beacon]

Pretty small desert

[rough siren]

COCONUTS FOR HALEYYY

[spice coral]

Would be a bit much when you are there for 5 seconds

[woeful pine]

true 😮 but i like those games that have a hardcore system

[terse beacon]

It would be cool if it was bigger and that was a thing though

[woeful pine]

one life type of deal

desert, cold ect all dangerous to hardcore

[spice coral]

There is SVE mod that adds in the crimson badlands which is kinda what you would like

They dont have damage over time but there is a bout 30000 mobs

[woeful pine]

😮 im trying to be easy on the mods i dont want this game turning into my Ark survival folder

my ark is like 500 gigs due to mods

[proud scaffold]

just joined but the idea of a glass desert is prty cool

[woeful pine]

eats up half my 2tb

for one game its dumb ark alone is normal 380 gigs

[spice coral]

SVE is one of the most downloaded mods so I would recommended. Im not into many mods either but SVE Is amazing

And stardew mods are like 30mb

[woeful pine]

ark kinda ruined modding for me you open a server and it just downloads whatever the host is using

puts extra stuff you dont even know about

[terse beacon]

SVE is basically an addon mod instead of completely new stuff

[woeful pine]

i see

[terse beacon]

Kinda like thorium for terraria

[woeful pine]

animal crossing tbh

[terse beacon]

Never played

[woeful pine]

the way you interact with the NPCs isnt like terraria

[terse beacon]

Looks fun though

[woeful pine]

it was amazing they do other stuff for upgrading your tools like its quest and then you have to burry the tool for like a week or

and it upgrades you have to remember where you burry it

[terse beacon]

I would lose all of my shit

[woeful pine]

its to easy to SDV just pay for it

no quest either sorta

but its nice i guess

in animal crossing you can upgrade/add new furniture to the village NPCS

you have more freedom

to be personal you want everyone to have a blue house or pink without mods you can

its all vanilla

[rough siren]

hey guys! skull caverns was the scariest experience of my life and i will NEVER be going down there again.

[woeful pine]

the bats are annoying

[rough siren]

i got to like level 30 but i was vastly underprepared and i consumed like 8 chocolate cakes and a shitton of cheese

[languid pebble]

How many tiles does a lightning rod cover?

[rough siren]

no stairs no bombs obsidian edge sword and literally not even a fully upgraded pickaxe

[woeful pine]

thats a good start just elevator to floor 20 and fish

get ghost fish, stonefish

they sell p good

[rough siren]

i just kept jumping down holes

[woeful pine]

and its safe

yeah ur suuposed too

[rough siren]

😭

[woeful pine]

but every 5th floor you can just use the elevator or 10

one of the two

the pond is floor 20

[digital creek]

when the hole goes down 8 floors

but also i think u cant talk about it here uncensored😔

[stiff wraith]

I got a galaxy sword before I entered skull cavern

I already had the shard before I had desert

It’s still hard tho

[languid pebble]

Anyone happen to have the answer off the top of their head?

[woeful pine]

1 moment

activating jedi powers

[languid pebble]

[woeful pine]

you just apparently have them...one is like enough just by your house

but at least 35 of them will cover the entire farm

so i think they have alot of range

TL;DR: 35 lightning rods should work fine, past 50 sees diminishing returns

based on google findings

[sacred mason]

So what's the main grind in this game guys is it like minecraft where you just play how u want and play the game and wait for updates and new content?

[languid pebble]

hmm, icic. kinda had the feeling they have a lot of range but I was wondering about the range so as to not put them too close to one another since wiki/google didnt give a number

[stiff wraith]

No main grind but if u had to say money

[woeful pine]

main grind is the bundles and events like if you want to date Abigail for example you must win the egg hunt event

[stiff wraith]

play it how u want but u always need to get money but u can do that by basically doing everything

[sacred mason]

I really wish there was like leaderboards or something showing the best players or maybe events where u had to do something to earn points and player with most points got rewarded some how?

[woeful pine]

community center is the long one

[stiff wraith]

community centre is bare boring

only good thing is the vault and the mining ones