stardew-valley

[candid gate]

ive never been this angry on a farming game

[cerulean meteor]

Uploading on my channel and i have my YouTube linked to my discord

[spice coral]

Stardew is the most relaxing and most stressful game to exist

[last wigeon]

What happened

[terse beacon]

Fishing is my 17th reason why

[candid gate]

i cant catch a fucking fish

[last wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/lmfao-laughing-gif-25145562

[spice coral]

Is it the sturgeon

[terse beacon]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[candid gate]

i had 7 chance

chances

i cant say here but its not the sturgeon

[candid gate]

8

[terse beacon]

The only fish you cant say here are the ones in the place that cannot be named

[candid gate]

9

[cerulean meteor]

I cant send the link myself because my internet is a snail rn

[tropic blade]

is this good for a first time?

[terse beacon]

Yup

Good job

[spice coral]

I will investigate with the power of clicking your profile

[tropic blade]

My energy bar is dying

[terse beacon]

That is quite powerful

[abstract delta]

Click mine

[cerulean meteor]

Ill tell you when to click, its currently uploading

[abstract delta]

Aw shit I took the Rick roll down

Nevermind don't look

[mystic jasper]

Looks good

[terse beacon]

L idiot

[spice coral]

I saw two separate cults

[abstract delta]

Two?

[terse beacon]

Makka pakka akka wakka

[tropic blade]

Yay +1 fishing level

[terse beacon]

Good job

[mystic jasper]

Nice

[candid gate]

caught it on my 10th try

[spice coral]

you have to say the full song

[tropic blade]

YESSS IT’S RAINING

I DON’T NEED TO WATER MY CROPS

[terse beacon]

ITS A SONG????

[spice coral]

Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPZlYyXEIpQ

[terse beacon]

What fucking song

What the fuck am i looking at

[spice coral]

Makka pakka

[terse beacon]

This is terrifying

[spice coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XHtj6lfs7s

does this help

[terse beacon]

Thats a minute i’ll never get back

[last wigeon]

You guys should listen tatarka kawaii
Tho I cant recommend to the younger people

[terse beacon]

Im not spending another minute on that song

[spice coral]

If you can spend 1 second staring at a mouldy muffin you can handle anything

[terse beacon]

Thats cuz the moldy muffin is actually interesting

[last wigeon]

Etrama listen to this but sped up version

Abd nake sure you are wearing headphones

[terse beacon]

Sped up myself? Or is there a version for it

[last wigeon]

There is

[terse beacon]

I’ll check it out

[last wigeon]

Wait I am gonna send ut

[terse beacon]

Aight

[last wigeon]

https://youtu.be/8nMEbBhSOyY

Don't forget the headphones

[spice coral]

If weeb and ADHD was combined into a song

[cerulean meteor]

@spice coral check the channel now

[spice coral]

[cerulean meteor]

Wait, its processing. Just a little longer

[terse beacon]

Big fan of that song

Listen to totalitarianism II with headphones @last wigeon

[terse beacon]

The one with the orange car will let you do youtube PiP

[cerulean meteor]

@spice coral now guys!

[woven fern]

The next pewdiepie in the making fr

[cerulean meteor]

Go go go

[jolly moat]

one room away from completing cc

[terse beacon]

Good luck my friend

[woven fern]

Wait whatre we doin

[woven fern]

U got this

[terse beacon]

Checking his bideo out

[woven fern]

I liked the video

[tropic blade]

second attempt

[cerulean meteor]

I just got a jumpscare, the music was copyrighted

[terse beacon]

W golden fish

[terse beacon]

You’ll be fine

[jolly moat]

hoping to get a truffle from the travelling cart

[terse beacon]

You just can’t put any Ad’s on it

[tropic blade]

Now i gotta start the cc

Is there any fish needed in cc that i already caught?

[terse beacon]

Sardine

[cerulean meteor]

Any tips?

[terse beacon]

Sun fish.

[brazen viper]

Hello! Just want to ask what some good fall crops for first yr?

[terse beacon]

I think a herring?

[tropic blade]

Sadly already sold the sunfish

[terse beacon]

Damn dude

Make sure you get one soon

[tropic blade]

Anythign else?

[terse beacon]

You gotta wait an entire year if you miss it

[terse beacon]

I dont think so

[tropic blade]

Fuck

Level two fishing less goo

[terse beacon]

Gg

[warped gyro]

can tea saplings be planted next to each other

[tropic blade]

Got pretty good money from the three golden sardines

[proud pivot]

Yeah

[terse beacon]

High quality fish give lots of money

[naive kraken]

the summer luau is tomorrow, can i just dump in a crabpot item and be gucci?

[terse beacon]

You can dump anything in

[mystic jasper]

Also higher quality gives more xp

[digital creek]

underwear

[naive kraken]

how do i get those?

[terse beacon]

But a crab pot lobster or something will work

[cerulean meteor]

Btw, you guys get one video per day

[terse beacon]

Craft-a staircase and put it on your pants slot

[terse beacon]

Thats a tall order

[cerulean meteor]

What, should i do one every 3 days or smt?

[naive kraken]

ok wait how do i get more pants and clothes?

[terse beacon]

You can craft them using Emily’s sewing machine

[naive kraken]

because the mines enmies hit really hard

oh

[terse beacon]

Oh those are decorative

You need better boots for more defense and immunity

[naive kraken]

dang ok

[tropic blade]

I found a flounder from lewis’s trashcan

[terse beacon]

Pog

You don’t need it for the cc tho sad

[tropic blade]

But money

[terse beacon]

Yea you can sell it

[tropic blade]

Should i get a new backpack from pierre?

[terse beacon]

Yep

Backpacks are worth it

Even if they’re overpriced as FUCK

[pliant stag]

no that backpack is a rip off better off buying online

[tropic blade]

cmoooooooooooooooooon

[abstract delta]

He comes out at like 6 to ruin his lungs

[tropic blade]

LMAO

[abstract delta]

By the mountain river

He's a creature of the night

[terse beacon]

I almost complimented your decoration💀💀

[abstract delta]

Idiot

[tropic blade]

LMAO

[terse beacon]

SHUT UP

[tropic blade]

I got the fisherman achievement

[abstract delta]

Make me

Haha u can't

Idiot

[terse beacon]

Yea you right

[abstract delta]

It's ok

Not everyone can be amazing like I can

[abstract delta]

Damn that fish cute but ugly

[wary inlet]

yeah

[terse beacon]

Best fish

[abstract delta]

True but it looks like you

[terse beacon]

It does

[warped gyro]

I just wasn’t sure cuz the wiki said they got planted like trees but trees won’t grow next to a mature tree

[terse beacon]

Understandable

[abstract delta]

Cuz they have their territory established like a male dog

Their roots run deep

[warped gyro]

And I planted my tea saplings in a cluster so I just wanted to be sure lol

[terse beacon]

Better safe than sorry

[abstract delta]

Yeah tea sapling are better for selling than planting

The end product is less than the actual!sapling smh

[warped gyro]

I want the green tea for gifting

I’m trying to find as many ways as possible to raise friendship w basically everyone cuz I’ve neglected to up til this point and I just got Shane back to heart emoting when I kiss him instead of being grumpy lol I kinda forget to give him attention for a bit

[abstract delta]

I'm trying so hard to make my hubby jealous

[candid gate]

wow

[tropic blade]

My parsnips are ready

[cerulean meteor]

What is this💀

[cunning silo]

true

[terse beacon]

REAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING

im gonna have an aneurysm

[warped gyro]

Lmao I’m actually worried about Shane getting jealous but I figure if it happens it happens [I didn’t date anyone but him] so I’m just seeing what happens

[cunning silo]

how

[candid gate]

etrama why are you screaming through text

[terse beacon]

Because i saw you

[cerulean meteor]

Probably my farm

[candid gate]

is that a good thing

[terse beacon]

Yes

You’re handsome

[candid gate]

i get that a lot

[terse beacon]

Don’t doubt it

[cerulean meteor]

Should i deforest my farm? Its an absolute nightmare to look at

[candid gate]

you could

[terse beacon]

Bomb it all

Be a terrorist

[spice coral]

Nature? I hate her

[terse beacon]

Clayton

[cerulean meteor]

No cherry bombs

[candid gate]

you need the big bombs

[spice coral]

That suits his incel behavior

[digital creek]

AWFUL

[candid gate]

ew

[digital creek]

[tropic blade]

YEAAAH I GOT THE SUNFISH BACK

Wtf

[digital creek]

guys what should i name my first ||blue chicken||

[wary inlet]

dont show this to the new farmers

[terse beacon]

W

[steady spruce]

Shane

[digital creek]

STOOOPPP

[digital creek]

fair enough

[wary inlet]

egg

[candid gate]

chicken

[spice coral]

bilbert

[digital creek]

[tropic blade]

Naw

[candid gate]

i would wear that (im a man)

[terse beacon]

W

[terse beacon]

MOTHER?

[tropic blade]

What seed should i buy? (Spring y1)

[cobalt hare]

potato

[spice coral]

Opium

[digital creek]

i went with bilbert it fits with all my other names

[wary inlet]

potat, but also one of everything for CC

[steady spruce]

@digital creek this you?

[digital creek]

STOOOP

yes🫶🫶🫶

[candid gate]

idk if that was smooth or just weird

[cerulean meteor]

This

[cobalt hare]

This

[digital creek]

This

[steady spruce]

This

[digital creek]

ON GOD

[wary inlet]

19??

[digital creek]

I AGREE I AGREE!!!!

fr tho elliott in his 30s stg

old man rizz🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[tropic blade]

Do i need a small mouth bass for cc?

[candid gate]

no

[terse beacon]

On your knees for elliot? Yea?

[forest jetty]

Joins Stardew server thinking it’ll be all wholesome. Finally enter the chat and everyone’s just thirsting over Elliott. I’ve found my people

[forest jetty]

nvm

[terse beacon]

WWWWW

[spice coral]

say goodbye

[digital creek]

when u go to menu theres SUPPOSED TO BE a little tree icon here. click it and u can see everything u need. VERY HELPFUL!!

[digital creek]

NOOO

[candid gate]

we have etrama so it cant be wholesome

[digital creek]

SAVE THE SHOTS FOR LEWIS???

[spice coral]

Explosive ammo too

[terse beacon]

Go away

[forest jetty]

NOOOOO!!!

[candid gate]

😁

[tropic blade]

I’m not an elliott fa-

[digital creek]

whats the last letter

multiple endings

[forest jetty]

I am 😔

[digital creek]

one ending would describe my feelings toward elliott

[terse beacon]

Kill him

[tropic blade]

LMAO

[candid gate]

do you dislike elliott

[terse beacon]

I do mot

He is my bachelor

[spice coral]

lmao

[steady spruce]

@digital creek

[digital creek]

HELP

[candid gate]

😭

[digital creek]

YALL SO MEANN

[spice coral]

I was not expecting that dialogue at all

[digital creek]

im gonna go give him a duck feather

[terse beacon]

Hmm… Im not a huge fan of thi- fucking dies

[cunning silo]

you probably gifted him one

[spice coral]

that makes sense. perfect accident for the moment

[digital creek]

not a huge fan of dying unlike another bachelor🤔

[cunning silo]

oh no i Dropped Three (3) mega bombs, here have another

[spice coral]

This killed me

[cerulean meteor]

What destroys those giant rocks you cant mine?

[candid gate]

how can i get friendship points with emily

[spice coral]

Steel pickaxe

[terse beacon]

Thanks bro. I’ll be hear for another 4 minutes

[candid gate]

better pickaxe

[digital creek]

she likes crystals and wool!

[cerulean meteor]

Can i just remove robins husband?

[forest jetty]

I’m so torn between Emily & Abigail in my current save

[terse beacon]

@abstract delta emily crushin on you

[digital creek]

can i remove robin?

[candid gate]

we all want that

[digital creek]

i want heem

[forest jetty]

I want Robin

[candid gate]

robin is so nic

nice

[terse beacon]

I want marnie

[forest jetty]

nah I want Linus so bad

[candid gate]

i want george

[terse beacon]

I have more stamina than lewis …

[forest jetty]

or Gil

[digital creek]

MY JAW DROPPED

[candid gate]

prove it

[cunning silo]

middle

[cerulean meteor]

Can you murder villagers?

[terse beacon]

I’ll get @weary flame to tell you about it

[abstract delta]

Aw. Ik she is

Everyone likes me

[cunning silo]

what

[steady spruce]

You a b for that

[candid gate]

and etrama will say 'i dont'

[cunning silo]

a bee? where?

bottom middle

[terse beacon]

It will be a tie

[abstract delta]

Yeah I know no one does 😔😞

[steady spruce]

Yeah

[terse beacon]

New game

[steady spruce]

If anyone goes middle, it's always a draw

[cunning silo]

every tictactoe game if the players arent stupid

[plush yacht]

What is happening

[candid gate]

what isnt happening

[terse beacon]

People watching Tic tac toe championships taking 7 years and ending bc one of them died:
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME DUDE

[plush yacht]

Tic tac toe on sams forehead?????

[cunning silo]

middle left

[cerulean meteor]

Guys, i need to know for "science" if you can murder villagers

[cunning silo]

no

[plush yacht]

No

[forest jetty]

tic tac toe is just fast chess

[plush yacht]

Sadly

[cunning silo]

top right

[plush yacht]

Is this considered on topic

[terse beacon]

You should have done top left

[cunning silo]

no

[abstract delta]

Not y'all playing tic tac toe on sam's forhead

[plush yacht]

I suppose it is on a villagers forehead

[terse beacon]

Just dont say anything about it

[cunning silo]

because chess as a whole game isnt solved yet

[steady spruce]

It's Sam

[cunning silo]

one below bottom middle

[steady spruce]

It's a new heart event

[terse beacon]

Ok goodnight guys im going to bed

[forest jetty]

Stardew is just chess but with farming

[steady spruce]

Goodnight

[digital creek]

gnn

[terse beacon]

Fuck you /j

[forest jetty]

Enough

[cunning silo]

stardew is chess but with rpg elements a social system and minus the chess

[cunning silo]

compact mode

[forest jetty]

Every game other than chess is just hard chess

[cunning silo]

insane

[forest jetty]

or easy chess

[steady spruce]

Let's go

[brazen viper]

Hello! miner or geologist?

[cunning silo]

miner usually

[steady spruce]

Miner tbh

[forest jetty]

Miner af

[brazen viper]

can i ask y?

[steady spruce]

I learned how badly I need ores

[wary inlet]

...

[warped tapir]

....

[steady spruce]

As you can see, it ended as a draw

[wary inlet]

a draw over the lines

[warped tapir]

BRUHHHHH

[abstract delta]

Kindergarten goals fr

[tropic blade]

[wary inlet]

fr

[abstract delta]

You reduced Marnie to the pig she is

Goood for you

[steady spruce]

Cow*

But that's not all

[abstract delta]

Noe she's a pig

[abstract delta]

Oink

[candid gate]

pam is a pig

[brazen viper]

Also want to ask what some good fall crops for first yr?

[abstract delta]

Dad's genes are strong

[abstract delta]

Pumpkin and cranberries

[candid gate]

i feel like all the npcs are against me cuz when i need them they are just not there

[wary inlet]

when i get pigs i will name all villagers to a pig, besides sam, or he will divorce me

[abstract delta]

Conspiracy

[abstract delta]

Sam is. A pig

Just a more sophisticated one

[wary inlet]

joja will fire me if he divorces me

[wary inlet]

but i agree

[abstract delta]

You work for joja?

[wary inlet]

he eats raw eggs as snacks

[wary inlet]

kinda

[abstract delta]

Traitor /j

[wary inlet]

nah i am

[abstract delta]

Oop

[cerulean meteor]

Gaston would like a word

[wary inlet]

i wanted to try something new before remixed bundles

[steady spruce]

Joja > Pierre tho

[wary inlet]

gaston is like liver king, he lies

[steady spruce]

CC > Joja > Pierre

[wary inlet]

pierre sucks

[abstract delta]

Pierre sucks my-

[candid gate]

why do ppl hate pierre man

[oak trail]

So does the special orders board ever reset?

[plush yacht]

Yes

Every monday

[oak trail]

Good

[steady spruce]

I learned something new

Every Sunday, foragery resets

So on Saturday, gather everything

[wary inlet]

if you play and talk over time you will see his cracks

[oak trail]

And can you stock it from what you've already got on hand? Or does it have to be freshly gathered?

[candid gate]

talk to him?

[wary inlet]

talk to a couple people

[plush yacht]

Nope every monday i was right and no most require items to be found during quest

[oak trail]

Ok

[wary inlet]

he takes credit for you good crops but tells everyone about your bad crops

[plush yacht]

Follow the wiki for advice on each quest as some can be very difficult

I would do almost all except gus' egg one that's dumb

[wary inlet]

but easy

[plush yacht]

Check wiki again for rewards to see if you care

[oak trail]

Tysm

[plush yacht]

Not really at all. I rarely have that many chickens. If you use the autocollector hack sure but why bother

[oak trail]

Does luck affect things like how much wood you get? When you're chopping

[plush yacht]

No luck basically just affects mining and chance of treasure chests while fishing

[wary inlet]

i dont think there is any

[oak trail]

K

[plush yacht]

I mean for every single quest you take. And there is, money and a mini fridge

[wary inlet]

i just store eggs from my first 4 chicken that i am too attached to too sell

[wary inlet]

oh yeah the fridge

[plush yacht]

But since the mini fridge can be bought anyway and the money for the eggs isnt good it isnt worth it

[tropic blade]

(some of them are from the more new fish mod)

[fickle shore]

he claimed our crops is from his own garden if im not mistaken

[mystic jasper]

Nice keep on going

[tropic blade]

Iridium anchovy

[fickle shore]

i talked with jodi not long ago and that dialogue

[mystic jasper]

Good for a start

[spice coral]

I sell my crops to my trash can instead. And that’s better than Pierre

[plush yacht]

Yeah but the eggs have to be collected in the time period so unless they are in the autocolllector and i never leave eggs there, then its difficult to manage that

[candid gate]

where can i find duggies

[tropic blade]

Mines

[fickle shore]

like

mines

[tropic blade]

In the dirt. Walk all over the dirt and they are like wormies

The dirt from the mines

[candid gate]

do they stop spawning at some point?

[tropic blade]

I dunno

[fickle shore]

when you kill them ofc

[oak trail]

What happens if you keep going past the point of exhaustion? Like not at the end of the day but energy wise

[candid gate]

at a floor

..

[fickle shore]

nothing i think

idk

i never exhaust myself

[spice coral]

6-29

[oak trail]

Is there a way to see how you're doing for a special requests when not at the board?

[spice coral]

Click F

[oak trail]

O right

[spice coral]

You wake up the next day with half your energy if you didn’t level up a skill iirc

[candid gate]

ty

[oak trail]

Ahh

[subtle wadi]

Whats that fish? The one on the right side of the protein bar

[cerulean meteor]

So, i have a question. If Stardew valley has a year of 112 days, is that orbit stable? Is the world truly habitable?

[oak trail]

Well the orbital period of mercury is 88 days, so 112 days would not be out of the question.

[cerulean meteor]

Mercury is also on fire

[oak trail]

Very true. Although the Sun that the stardew valley planet is on could be a lot weaker and thus not be as powerful to heat blast the planet.

[cerulean meteor]

Are we looking at a dwarf sun?

[oak trail]

Possibly. Or a cool red giant. However, there are other problems in other factors such as the atmosphere which could also keep a planet tolerable.

[cerulean meteor]

What i wanna know is should the people of Stardew valley be building rockets

[oak trail]

Well scientifically speaking if life has been able to evolve so far on this planet, we should be okay for a little bit longer.

[cerulean meteor]

Although, there is another problem worrying me

How do crops grow so damn fast?

[spice coral]

The lore of Stardew explains why

[oak trail]

They probably evolved shorter development lengths to deal with the fact that the entire year is shorter. Or maybe it's magic.

[cerulean meteor]

Right, wizards exist in this world

[spice coral]

Wizards and apples with legs

[oak trail]

Keep in mind that I am only an armchair astrobiologist. So I could be wrong

[cerulean meteor]

An astrowhatnow?

[oak trail]

Astrobiologist is a person who works on studying possible life on other planets

[cerulean meteor]

Ohhh

So you study aliens

[oak trail]

Astro: star or astronomy. Biologist: studier of life

Well as an armchair biologist I do it mostly as a hobby. I don't actually have a degree in it but I read a lot about it.

[tropic blade]

Yaya i have enough for the spring foraging bundle already

[oak trail]

"armchair" implying I learned at-home in my chair, not at a school. Lol

[abstract delta]

Apple fairies!

[cobalt hare]

I’m trying so hard to finish the dam community center I just want the green house man

[oak trail]

Which bundle is the greenhouse again?

[cobalt hare]

Isnt when u complete the whole thing?

[oak trail]

Each room or set of bundles has its own thing that you get for completing it.

[cerulean meteor]

Is the broken metal building a greenhouse? I cant find it in the carpentry list

[oak trail]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

Ik

[tropic blade]

I got to lvl 5 mines

[cobalt hare]

W

[oak trail]

Pantry room is greenhouse. I just fill them all as I get the right stuff.

[cobalt hare]

Oh okay

Imma just cheat and use cheat codes for my animals

But

I need quality stuff 😔

And I’m in winter

Smh

[cerulean meteor]

I hate the four corners farm.....too much clutter

[cobalt hare]

Rip

[cerulean meteor]

Yk what, imma do a proper run on standard

[oak trail]

When you do special orders, do you have to talk to the person to complete it?

[tropic blade]

Deliver to some dsort of box or something that they set up for you

There should be a yellow question mark

[halcyon light]

Dude I got the same luck "the spirits are very happy today" but an event is happening. What a waste of day with good luck

No dead chat emoji?

[steady spruce]

What's the best for Pickles

[oak trail]

When you spot the fedora AFTER spending all your star tokens..

[cerulean meteor]

So, i decided to try fishing

[spice coral]

Sorry for your loss

[cerulean meteor]

How good is the fiberglass rod?

[spice coral]

Good because you can slap bait in it

[halcyon light]

Good for starters

[spice coral]

Bait = increased bite chance

[halcyon light]

Anyways most of my crops are in gold rarity

:)

[cerulean meteor]

Is the green hitbox any bigger?

[spice coral]

No. The fishing bar is based on fishing level and the cork bobber which you can equip on the iridium rod

[cerulean meteor]

Im level 1 should i stick to the training rod?

[spice coral]

Training rod has the same fishing bar size as level 5 so it’s pretty good to start with

[cerulean meteor]

Should i buy the new rod or no?

[spice coral]

If you are level 1 there is not much point for now. Maybe around level 3

[crimson zephyr]

Just got my first batch of starfruit wine, 274 bottles

That works out to 863,100 gold

[paper coral]

WOAHHH

I've never had that much money

[crimson zephyr]

Keep playing and you'll get plenty

[oak trail]

Niiiice

[crimson zephyr]

The most expensive thing you can buy in the game costs 10 million gold

[paper coral]

W

H

A

T

What is it?

The catalogue?

[spice coral]

Very late game content is what #spoilers

[spice coral]

Catalogue is 200k only

[paper coral]

Oh

[oak trail]

Google only gives stuff you sell x.x

[cobalt hare]

What can i do with a rare capsule? I heardd that its rly rare wtf

[spice coral]

Nothing. You can use it as decor though I suppose

[cobalt hare]

Oh 😦

[oak trail]

Me: Where's Eliott?? Oh right he doesnt go to the library till almost noon.

[rough siren]

yawns, goodmorning

[oak trail]

HRM. Caroline's tea sapling isn't providing n

[rough siren]

who is the nicest bachelorette in the game

because i would like to marry a woman

AGH AGH AGH FUCKING HEADACHE

[twilit steppe]

was going to say hayley but shes not lmao

[rough siren]

NO

[twilit steppe]

probably leah

leah is nice

[oak trail]

According to the wiki I should be able to get tea leaves from Caroline's tea sapling, but it's not growing. Is there something I'm not doing?

[twilit steppe]

it only grows on the last week of the month

[oak trail]

Ohhh right.

[civic nexus]

last week of each season except winter unless greenhouse

[oak trail]

Ty

[cerulean meteor]

Are crab pots reusable?

Im asking because i unlocked crab pots

[narrow sequoia]

guys, why did my fence get destroyed?

[mossy holly]

fences do break from time to time, just apart of the game

[rough siren]

yes, i dont use them much so im not sure of the actual mechanics but im pretty sure you just pop a piece of bait in it every day and get something the next morning

[plush yacht]

Pretty much

[vital shadow]

yo guys they're adding discord themes now

for nitro subs

[rough siren]

i noticed theyre all ugly

[cerulean meteor]

In other words i have an afk farm

[rough siren]

im pretty sure u can even automate it if im not mistaken, im just unsure if you can in vanilla or if its mods

dont fact check me on this

[oblique ether]

There’s me wondering why my crab pots have been sitting in water for 6 days and I’ve had nothing, cus of BAIT 💀

[finite imp]

Y'all, how do I get clay?

[cerulean meteor]

Dont ask me, idfk

[paper coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWjFq2sMxXQ

@finite imp

[calm sandal]

u can get clay from digging, the trick video above gives the best outcome

never tried it myself, the trick came out after i retired

[finite imp]

How do people even come up with this stuff

[calm sandal]

probably looking at sdv codes as the game itself is open source and mod'able

[paper coral]

Yep, still quite the skill it takes to extract this info

[cerulean meteor]

So, im level 3 in fishing, as in too early to progress quickly and too far in to back out😭

[calm sandal]

the more u know the inside, the more u know in fact most of 'random' stuffs in this game actually calculable for desired outcomes

its just unpractical in general.

[paper coral]

Makes sense

[paper coral]

You can do it slowly, whenever you have extra time (in game) just grind a bit?

If it's too tedious then maybe you can use +fishing buff foods which make it easier (slightly)

[cerulean meteor]

Fishing what now?

[paper coral]

And get better rods which allow you to use bait and hooks (i still don't know what they're called) which also make it easier, faster or more rewarding

[cerulean meteor]

I dont know how to attach baits

[paper coral]

Buff foods that give you a boost to your fishing skills temporarily which makes it easier to fish (so you can gain xp faster)

[paper coral]

You need a fiberglass rod first

[cerulean meteor]

I have one

I dont know how to use it

Do crab pots give xp?

[calm sandal]

yes, yes they do.

[mystic jasper]

Yes

[cerulean meteor]

aggressively sleeps

[paper coral]

What's your platform?

[cerulean meteor]

M o b i l e

[naive kraken]

do the quality of crops matter when i put them in the preserve jar?

[paper coral]

💀 I have no clue

Try googling it

[calm sandal]

quality doesnt matter

[cerulean meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-time-gif-25989090

[calm sandal]

so just put normal rank crops there

[rough siren]

nope

[naive kraken]

bruh moment

i've been putting gold in there thinking it would matter

[paper coral]

Ouchh 😬

[bright vector]

rip gold crops

[calm sandal]

well its not much big concern.

[cobalt hare]

that's not a problem with most crops

[naive kraken]

I mean it still raises the overall sell quality

[cerulean meteor]

How much xp do crab pots give?

[naive kraken]

so not that much of a loss

[paper coral]

Check the wiki

[cobalt hare]

they are more profitable when processed even at high quality

[rough siren]

i started a new main farm since my last got corrupted due to rank ass mods, spring of y1 once again </3 not going to rizz up shane and marry him by summer this time though

[calm sandal]

dun remember, very small, but they win in quantity as long as u invest enough crabpots

[paper coral]

@cerulean meteor https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Crab_Pot

4 minutes and no messages!? Ragnarok

[calm sandal]

i shall play hogwartz then

[paper coral]

YOU HAVE HOGWARTS

Luckyy

I really want it

Enjoy

[calm sandal]

as a working adult, its strange if i cant buy game myself 🤭

[strong scarab]

Did you get the deluxe edition?

[calm sandal]

just the basic one

i dont need cosmetic

[cerulean meteor]

How much is a fish pond?

[calm sandal]

dont remember, but its fairly cheap, also u need seaweed

[strong scarab]

Ah okay, I didn't pay for it myself so I did get it. I thought it unlocked some extra stuff though

[civic nexus]

u need iridium rod

[strong scarab]

Ik you need 5 seaweed and 5 green algae but idk the other ingredients

I bet it's just stone and like 5,000g

[civic nexus]

u need algae and stuff

[civic nexus]

yea strone

[calm sandal]

u might need to check the wiki if u want the detailed costs

i heckin dont remember these cost since i havent play after first month 1.5 release

[cerulean meteor]

I know i picked the wrong starting farm 😄

[civic nexus]

which one u chose

[calm sandal]

what farm?

[cerulean meteor]

Basic

[civic nexus]

standard?

[calm sandal]

wat

[cerulean meteor]

Yup

[calm sandal]

thats good one.

[civic nexus]

standard is the best one

im usin it rn

[calm sandal]

there wont be anything wrong with standard ver

[civic nexus]

yea

[cerulean meteor]

Is it the best for a fisherman????

[civic nexus]

standard is the best cause it gives a ton of room

[civic nexus]

dont be lazy to make totems bro

[calm sandal]

fisherman doesnt really depend on farm type

[civic nexus]

u need to fish in the river or mountain lake or beach so u gotta walk around

it doesnt even take less that like a min

[calm sandal]

while river farm is probably good on putting crabpots, u can put it anywhere in the sdv world so it doesnt matter

[civic nexus]

u can literally line the beach and rivers with crabpots

it aint gonna despawn

[calm sandal]

well, maybe on night market, but yes, they dont despawn

[civic nexus]

only for nightmarket

[calm sandal]

they just change map during night market 3 days interval

[civic nexus]

the next days its there

[calm sandal]

yuph

[cerulean meteor]

Im an idiot, ok??!?!?

[civic nexus]

ye

[civic nexus]

noted

[calm sandal]

putting crabpots on beach is priority btw, they tend to give good shelled stuffs

[cerulean meteor]

I tried. It did not work

[calm sandal]

do u put bait there?

[civic nexus]

u need bait

[cerulean meteor]

No, i couldn't place the pots

[civic nexus]

oh

well u gotta go to the edge and basically hover over the water and when there is a green color place u just click it and it plops down

im not good at explainin as u can see

[calm sandal]

they re in mobile i think they cant hover to see

just tap on edge of unpassable tile.

while u hold on the crabpots.

[civic nexus]

ah

[cerulean meteor]

Im going to go try, brb. Ill send a screenshot if it works

[calm sandal]

crabpots technically a furniture, aside it need to be on impassable water tile that adjacent with passable tile

[naive kraken]

I'm trying to buy a cow from marnie but she wont come out of her room

this is so sad

[civic nexus]

oop

u gotta wait

which day is this?

[naive kraken]

chewsday innit

[civic nexus]

ah mate thats the day she never sells

[naive kraken]

gog dammit

[civic nexus]

she goes for the exercise thing

i forgot what its called

[cobalt hare]

Hiiii guys!!! I wanted to ask you smth. Does anyone has some nice tips or ways to go through the Skull Cavern?

[rough siren]

is sunfish found in rivers? if so, can you get it on the riverland farm?

[strong scarab]

Throwback to me putting 7 of them at the beach and 6 of them being cockles lmao

[naive kraken]

aerobics maybe?

[crimson zephyr]

Is there any easy way to remove fertiliser or do I just need to pickaxe then re-hoe every piece?

[civic nexus]

just remember every chewsday she goes for exercise at pierre's

[woeful karma]

Bombs. Food and buff food. Also espresso

[civic nexus]

havent been there yet so sorry

[cerulean meteor]

It worked

[civic nexus]

pog

[civic nexus]

now put some bait in it

[civic nexus]

ye

[cerulean meteor]

Already done

[cobalt hare]

Do you use the small ones ot the big ones?

[naive kraken]

i just got a coop and a barn so i never had to wonder what marnie does during the week

[rough siren]

bwahh

[woeful karma]

Try to use the black ones but small works too

[naive kraken]

i just talked to her every evening at Gus'

[cobalt hare]

I hate Marnie soooo much

[woeful karma]

If you have staircases, take some for when you’re being dive bombed. Also, go only on good luck days

[civic nexus]

sunfish are found in rivers in spring and summer from 6am-7pm and they are only found in river (town+forest)

[cobalt hare]

The mummies are a pain

[civic nexus]

i copied that from wiki lol

[civic nexus]

oop

[woeful karma]

Yeah, you need to knock them down and then bomb them

So the small ones for mummies would work

[rough siren]

ahh so i have to go outside of my fam to get em even if im on the river farm?

[cobalt hare]

Damn thanks!!!

[civic nexus]

well u can just leave the tiles unplanted and then they just despawn after a few days

[civic nexus]

yea i think

[cerulean meteor]

I have a fiberglass rod, how do i use bait?

[crimson zephyr]

Pick up the bait then right click it onto the rod

[cerulean meteor]

M o b i l e

There is no right click

[civic nexus]

take the bait and hover over the fishing rod

there will be a slot to put the bait it u can just put it in there

[solid solstice]

If you want a really cheeky way to remove tilled spots you can go to robin and move a cabin around over tilled areas just place it and it removes all tilled tiles under it. Thatll get rid of the fertilizer if youre trying to replace an entire area of fertilizer with speedgro or something. You will have to till again but save yourself feom pickaxes hundreds of tiles. Obv wont work if sprinklers are in the way so pick them up first

[cobalt hare]

How do you fish in mobile?

[cerulean meteor]

Im trying, but it just zooms in or out

[crimson zephyr]

That's unfortunately not possible where the tilled soil is

It's in a post-CC location

[solid solstice]

Ah

[civic nexus]

staircases would work if u wanna speedrun

[cobalt hare]

How can i use them?

[civic nexus]

well place a staircase and click it to go to the next level

and keep placing and clicking to keep going through the levels

[rough siren]

can you catch sunfish when it's raining 😭😭😭?

probably not

[civic nexus]

nope only when its sunny or windy

[cobalt hare]

I struggle fishing on my phone

[crimson zephyr]

Just tilled, planted, watered and fertilised 576 crops

[cerulean meteor]

Help

[crimson zephyr]

With what?

[hollow escarp]

Nice. Hopefully you have at least a few sprinklers

[crimson zephyr]

Oh yeah they're all sprinkler'd

[cerulean meteor]

My farm is overgrown and im lazy

[woeful karma]

Can’t be a lazy farmer get to work!

[hollow escarp]

Oh in that case I have around the same amount of crops growing rn on my farm. 500 Rhubarb, 30 Blue Jazz, 30 Garlic, and ~15 Ancient Fruit

Also 2 Coffee plants lol

[cerulean meteor]

But its so much......

[woeful karma]

Do. It.

Get out there and start axing!

[cerulean meteor]

How are you gonna make me?

[hollow escarp]

We won’t. The weeds will.

One way or another

[woeful karma]

The weeds… yes

[cerulean meteor]

😭

[woeful karma]

Report back with an updated photo in a few hours lol

[cerulean meteor]

Or else? What are you gonna do if i dont?

[rough siren]

guys i got these two rings out of a chest while fishing,r they good? iridium band and small magnet ring

[cunning silo]

ye

[hollow escarp]

Iridium Band… by fishing!?!

That’s unheard of luck

[rough siren]

yes lmao

[cunning silo]

i swear most people get one

[rough siren]

its a bad luck day idk

[hollow escarp]

Magnet ring is meh

[cunning silo]

its rare yes

[hollow escarp]

I have to craft mine

[cunning silo]

yeah same

[rough siren]

reinforced fishing rod w bait is what im usin

[cunning silo]

i thought about it and afaik its bc you arent good at the game

if you arent good then you dont get one from a fishing chest

just checking that is dsg rigjt

and uhh that should be in seasoned

[crimson zephyr]

Correct, my bad

[cerulean meteor]

Here, i did a thing

Are my overlords happy now?

[solid solstice]

Im displeased no room to walk past it up top so you have to go all the way around every time you wanna pass by it

[cerulean meteor]

So i have to move the entire fence down a single space?

[sour apex]

If you want to walk there

Yes

[cerulean meteor]

Now?

Yk what, im starting over. Again.

I really need to start planning things out before i start them

Can someone show me the farmers level thingies

[cobalt hare]

Best crop summer day 17?

[mystic jasper]

Hops, melons, blueberries

[cunning silo]

what

just pick one that will actually grow in that time

[mystic jasper]

Could also do poppies for beehives

[cunning silo]

do you have desert access?

[rough siren]

if you plant rice by water do u have to water it daily? also its been saying "unmilled rice: 3 days" for the past 2 days idk if its a bug or what 😭

[cunning silo]

rice by water should be irrigated

[civic nexus]

i have been awoken by cringe, so who needs help?

[cobalt hare]

will melons grow in time?

[rough siren]

irrigated?

[cunning silo]

no

[cunning silo]

watered automatically

[civic nexus]

its water automatically

[rough siren]

ahh, okay, so i dont have to waste energy on it lmao

i have been just incase

[civic nexus]

if u plant it next to the ponds it will grow auto

[rough siren]

YOU CAN GET SUNFISH ON THE RIVERLAND FARM

[cunning silo]

no way really?

[civic nexus]

melons take 12 days so no if u dont have speedgro

[rough siren]

YAH I JST CAUGHT ONE

[cunning silo]

i genuinely cant believe that you can catch a river fish on the riverland farm

[serene walrus]

thats so crazy

[rough siren]

i asked someone and they told me they didnt think so i was under the impression u couldnt 😭

[serene walrus]

lol yeah u can catch fish...on the fish farm...

[civic nexus]

that was me

the wiki said only town and forest so 😕

[rough siren]

its ok 😭😭

[serene walrus]

💀

[cunning silo]

town and forest river

[civic nexus]

yea

[cunning silo]

what else would it be talking aboit

[civic nexus]

thats what i said

i said town and forest river

[cunning silo]

what

what

[civic nexus]

^

[cunning silo]

yeah but the riverland fisb

it counts as a river

[civic nexus]

yea i didnt know riverland farm counts as a river lol

[civic nexus]

damn ok

[cunning silo]

crazy

[serene walrus]

its in the name why wouldnt be included🥹

[civic nexus]

cause stardew

[cunning silo]

gg logic

[civic nexus]

if player immune to radiation then riverfarm can just be a name

logic at its supreme

[serene walrus]

lol

[velvet forum]

It pains me to see blueberry wine and unprocessed starfruit 😖

[hollow escarp]

Our farmer is not immune to radiation poisoning. They just canonically die of cancer resulting from it a few years after the in-game events occur.

[cobalt hare]

dw i put starfruit in all of my kegs and jars i just dont have many

[cunning silo]

it happen offscreen

[velvet forum]

It's *worth holding onto. Only ever sell one raw, and keep one for Kent if you care about that.

Otherwise keep producing kegs until you have at least a large shed full of them.

Losing so much future money for some now money.

[cerulean meteor]

Hello overlords, i started fresh. Did i fence correctly?

[velvet forum]

IDK I never use fences

[cobalt hare]

why fence

[hollow escarp]

Also video games have trained us to think radiation is a lot more dangerous than it really is. Even the largest doses of radiation won’t kill a person instantly.

[velvet forum]

Yes they will.

[cobalt hare]

itll give him cancer tho

[hollow escarp]

Worst case scenario you will die a very painful death over the course of a couple days.

[cobalt hare]

and radiation is REALLY dangerous but u wont die instantly

[velvet forum]

Worst case scenario you will be liquified directly under a thermonuclear blast.

[hollow escarp]

That isn’t exactly radiation which kills you though

More the “thermo” part

[velvet forum]

But yeah, the dose received from even highly radioactive material takes time because the damage is from breaking things at a molecular level in your cells.

[civic nexus]

hmmm but they can never die

[velvet forum]

I thought K19 did a good job of depicting what can happen in a nuclear accident.

[hollow escarp]

Worst case scenario the radiation source renders all of your cells sterile, your body loses the ability to regenerate, and you die of cell death in 24 hours, probably a bit more time with medical treatment

[civic nexus]

true but i lose the ability to have another kids

[velvet forum]

Not true but I can't say why in this channel.

[civic nexus]

yea HBO's chernobyl burnt it into my brain

[cobalt hare]

hey guys, i am trying to make a friend group, dm me if you want to join, but to be a part of it, you have to have an xbox one or better, and you also have to be around 13

[hollow escarp]

There’s no such thing as “radioactive sludge” which can kill you over the course of 60 seconds via radiation alone.

[civic nexus]

yea

[hollow escarp]

Even the Elephant’s Foot can’t do that, just makes your genome so scrambled you are almost guaranteed to die in the next month

[civic nexus]

anyone below isnt allowed cause they gonna be banned from discord

[cobalt hare]

what?

oh right

[civic nexus]

anyone below 13

[cobalt hare]

still, like 14 or something, idk

[hollow escarp]

Plenty of 10-12 year olds are present in discords like this skirting the line

[velvet forum]

I have to wonder what the theoretical effect would be to teleport a living vertebrate directly adjacent to a plutonium core meltdown... But that's pretty grim stuff and details not appropriate for this group.

[cobalt hare]

i mean, i have had an 8 year old join before

[civic nexus]

time to call mods

[cobalt hare]

kinda kicked him out though

[civic nexus]

u should report to discord

make discord a better place

[hollow escarp]

Gl finding them. They are everywhere.

[civic nexus]

iradicate them children

[civic nexus]

oh no O.O

[velvet forum]

Kinda violation of Discord TOS for that account to exist

[hollow escarp]

I was one of them 7 or 8 years ago

[cobalt hare]

they wont ban a kid for age unless they are reallt old

[hollow escarp]

Man I feel old now

[civic nexus]

brooo

[hollow escarp]

Have I really been using discord for that long? Man.

[civic nexus]

lol

[civic nexus]

skill issue

[cobalt hare]

god dang

[civic nexus]

grass is amongst life in the real world

[hollow escarp]

Yeah I was browsing 18+ discord channels when I was 12. Am only old enough to technically view said content now by less than a year.

[velvet forum]

Grass amongus?

[hollow escarp]

10-12 year olds aren’t intelligent but they aren’t stupid either, at least enough that ~50% of them know not to say their real age

[cobalt hare]

C H E E Z E

[fossil sparrow]

eat them

[cobalt hare]

no

[rich sorrel]

Not goat cheese smh

[fossil sparrow]

you know what

[cobalt hare]

i dont have goats

[hollow escarp]

Which is better for ||SC runs||; Cheese or Salad?

[cobalt hare]

IDEKKK

[fossil sparrow]

i want a fully upgraded barn with just cows

[hollow escarp]

Goats are only more profitable at low friendship.

[fossil sparrow]

cheese

[hollow escarp]

Good to know ty

[fossil sparrow]

what

oooooo

[hollow escarp]

Wait scratch that I was thinking about ducks

[velvet forum]

Goat cheese is better for gifting as it is loved by at least 2 people

[hollow escarp]

Goats aren’t profitable, end of story. Use Cows.

[fossil sparrow]

leah n robin

[hollow escarp]

Maybe keep 1 goat for gifting purposes and such.

[winged blade]

not completing a commission doesn't do anything right? like reducing friendship points if I don't deliver

[hollow escarp]

No it won’t. Don’t worry

[rich sorrel]

Lol I don’t care about profit, I just like goats

[fossil sparrow]

why dont i get fancy outfits

[cobalt hare]

yeah but robin loves spaghetti and leah is easy to get ur hearts up

[hollow escarp]

The mayor won’t hold you accountable for not shipping 100 Yams

[versed ravine]

what
discord won’t ban users for being old and server staff shouldn’t either unless it goes against server rules for whatever reason

[hollow escarp]

We should get dress lol

[subtle fractal]

yes

[rough siren]

fisher or trapper? fisher, right?

[subtle fractal]

fisher

[versed ravine]

the game doesn’t dress you for any event unfortunately :( it’s okay but it doesn’t forewarn you which is sad

[hollow escarp]

Do you use crab pots or fish more?

[queen herald]

Fisher

[civic nexus]

nope

[fossil sparrow]

granny my beloved

[subtle fractal]

yes

[rough siren]

i dont use crab pots at all but im thinking about it since im on riverland farm?

[hollow escarp]

Most discords enforce said rule since it’s a liability on the server if they don’t.

[civic nexus]

use crab potsss

[hollow escarp]

Also most 10-12 year olds are annoying.

[cerulean meteor]

Petition to make potatoes replantable

[rough siren]

would it benefit me in the long run or should i just stick w fishrr

[versed ravine]

it looked like they were saying they ban users for being old

[fossil sparrow]

omg anakin skywalker pfp

[hollow escarp]

Oh interesting. Do you have a good amount of copper bars?

[civic nexus]

cause gen z is hopeless

[fossil sparrow]

this is not minecraft

[queen herald]

I forgot to shut my barn and coop doors…, are they gonna die?

[versed ravine]

no LOL

[civic nexus]

yea i saw that too

[fossil sparrow]

no

[civic nexus]

nope

[queen herald]

Sweet

[versed ravine]

you don’t have to close the doors! it’s optional

[rough siren]

on this save i havent even gone to the mines yet 😭 im only day 7 LOL. im waiting for a good luck day to go

[hollow escarp]

Crab pots are better than people give them credit for

[cobalt hare]

is putting cheese in luau good?

[civic nexus]

they just get scared due to an event

[cerulean meteor]

Potatoes are replantable irl dude

[hollow escarp]

But if you don’t even have the copper bars to make use of trapper idk.

[civic nexus]

yea

[rough siren]

personally i put fences around my coops and stuff bc im scared regardless

[hollow escarp]

Riverland farm is a really good place for crab pots though

[rough siren]

ill go fisher

[civic nexus]

if u have gold quality cheese then put it if u want

[fossil sparrow]

but we get 1 potato for each harvest tho 😔

[versed ravine]

keeping them penned in means it’s easier to find them to pet them too yeah

[cobalt hare]

thanks

[hollow escarp]

As an 18 year old Gen Zer I don’t even necessarily disagree

I just dislike people in general

[queen herald]

PO-TATE-OHHH

[civic nexus]

u mean po-ta-toes

[cobalt hare]

P O T A T O E

[queen herald]

from minions

[cerulean meteor]

How many potato seeds should i buy?

[civic nexus]

lol

[versed ravine]

i think in a lot of countries social media legal age is actually 16 and i think 13 is too young for social media use but discord will have a hard time regulating that

[civic nexus]

as much as u want

[fossil sparrow]

this cause i actually get frustrated finding the missing ones

[queen herald]

buy as much as you want

Lots of money in potato

[versed ravine]

yeah they hide under grass a lot LOL especially bunnies

[civic nexus]

16 is a good age for social media below that would be real bad for kids

[fossil sparrow]

😭

also them stacking over each other

[civic nexus]

thats why i suggest building fences around ur barns and coops

[fossil sparrow]

and blocking paths

[fossil sparrow]

i did

but im lazy n didnt close the gate

[queen herald]

I decided to name all my chickens after H2O characters- cleor, eeema, rickeee

[versed ravine]

i think i have one called pork

[queen herald]

lool

[versed ravine]

i have a cow called oink and a pig called moo too

[civic nexus]

i mean u can call ur animals the id codes of items ingame and u get the items when marnie says their names

[queen herald]

👀

interesting

[versed ravine]

there’s a few glitches in game but people don’t recommend using them because they really do make the game too easy and encourage you to skip a lot of content

[civic nexus]

but marnie only says their names once so u only get those items once