stardew-valley

[civic nexus]

yea ik lol

[finite imp]

I haven't upgraded my pick yet, though I probably should

I keep using the orange ore thingies for bombs

[weary flame]

oooh thats cool! super good luck right there

[civic nexus]

bro the anime portraits mod 😩

the girls look so hot

[solid fractal]

dont do that

stop

[finite imp]

But the flies

[solid fractal]

show

[finite imp]

Scary

[civic nexus]

bro dont make bombss

[solid fractal]

you have a sword

[finite imp]

[solid fractal]

sword

[finite imp]

There's so many 😭

[civic nexus]

too late i already ended the dialogue

lemme find leah

[finite imp]

Oh, by the way, do you guys know how to get black pants?

I'm marrying Harvey and I'm almost done with my suit

[civic nexus]

in the start of the game where u can make ur character u can change color to black

[finite imp]

No like, in-game..

With the tailor thingy?

[weary flame]

you can dye things at emily & haleys house! you’ll need a red orange yellow green blue and purple item ❤️

[civic nexus]

ah i think tailor

[subtle wadi]

Fairy visited my place at night

Whats that?

[civic nexus]

awesome

[finite imp]

Oh, do I just need a black item to dye my pants?

[weary flame]

??? theyre obviously past that if they said theyre marrying someone 😭

[civic nexus]

ur crops instantly grow in the affected area

[civic nexus]

true

[finite imp]

Would garbage work

[subtle wadi]

Damb thats awesome

[weary flame]

no you’ll need one of each colour, then a colour wheel comes up and you can pick!

[civic nexus]

though its 3x3 or 5x5 i cant remember

[solid fractal]

bet

[viscid zealot]

wait why my hops dont grow in a shed ?

[civic nexus]

found abi instead

[heavy tapir]

they’re yassified ??

[civic nexus]

ig

[cerulean meteor]

I just watched a crow eat my crop🤬

[civic nexus]

make a scarecrow

[cerulean meteor]

I cant

[civic nexus]

why

[cerulean meteor]

Farming level =/= 1

[civic nexus]

dang

[cerulean meteor]

Yup

[viscid zealot]

any expert can explain why my hops grow in shed just stop at stage 5 although i watered every day ?

[distant sphinx]

They stay at stage 5 for a pretty long time before producing

Takes 4 days to get there

Then 7 more days to produce

[viscid zealot]

oh thanks

[cerulean meteor]

So, fun fact, the community center needs you to be good at fishing to be completed 👎

[oblique ether]

Why?

[paper coral]

Yep 😂 (or just be high fishing level)

[cerulean meteor]

I am very angry

The fishing mechanic sucks

I hate it

[paper coral]

A lot of people would differ

[oblique ether]

Why do you need to be good at fishing to complete it?

[paper coral]

It's very addicting

[cerulean meteor]

Fishing bundles

[oblique ether]

You can buy them?

[paper coral]

And also when you level up your fishing your green bar gets bigger which makes it easier

And muscle memory

[oblique ether]

I’ve compelted two fish bundles just buying them from the cart

[paper coral]

you have to donate the fish?

[paper coral]

Ohh cart yeah

Unreliable though :/

[cerulean meteor]

Yep

[rough siren]

6:37 in the morning and i have such an urge to play sdv.

[oblique ether]

I’ve completed two bundles by buying them I recon that’s pretty reliable

[rough siren]

i havent even slept i got off 5 hrs ago with the intention TO sleep

[paper coral]

I guess 🤷‍♂️

[oblique ether]

I’m refusing to fish in this game it’s awful

[cerulean meteor]

Can you do this with the training rod?

[oblique ether]

The training rod sucks

Fishing sucks

[paper coral]

Wow two people who hate the fishing mechanic, just two days ago there were like 4 people praising fishing in sdv as god's gift to mankind

[serene walrus]

i love fishing get gud

[rough siren]

i was gonna start throwin out mods that have automatic fishing but youre on switch grah

[distant sphinx]

Damn peachy

[oblique ether]

I don’t wanna get gud I wanna throw my fishing pole in the sea and be done with it

[cerulean meteor]

And im on mobile

[paper coral]

Yeah your fishing level makes the bar bigger

[rough siren]

i personally love fishing but on bad luck days i kinda just turn on the auto fishing nd watch tiktok

[paper coral]

I'm on switch, i love the fishing mechanic

[serene walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751865923605889077/772518240705445908/image0-13.gif

[rough siren]

fishing is stressful occasionally

[oblique ether]

I think people who enjoy fishing enjoy stress

[rough siren]

bouncing all over my damned screen

[paper coral]

Once you get better rods, convenient bobbers and fishing levels (plus muscle memory) it's super nice

[rough siren]

BASED

[oblique ether]

Idk what based means

[distant sphinx]

It's not stressful it's fun

Until it gets boring

[paper coral]

Yessss

[rough siren]

all i hear is nonsense and more nonsense and money i have to spend for no reason

[serene walrus]

whats stressful about it? i think its fun :)

[rough siren]

😭 correct/i agree with you

[oblique ether]

Honestly I think my switch buttons need replacing cus they don’t respond like they used to

[oblique ether]

Oh hahaha I’m a millennial idk what these things mean

[serene walrus]

yeah its easier on pc imo❤️

[rough siren]

only with a mouse </3 with a touchpad its actual hell

[paper coral]

😂 better rods allow you to use bobbers like the lead bobber which stops it from bouncing off the bottom or other which make the bar bigger or make the fish move around slower

[oblique ether]

Everything is easier on pc 🥹

[paper coral]

True 😦

[rough siren]

i thought getting better rods made the bar bigger

[civic nexus]

its literal easy i finished the fishing bundles first before others lol

[paper coral]

I'm on switch, it was hard at first but it's easy once you get the hang of it

[distant sphinx]

Lead bobber is pretty useless imo because the bouncing can be stopped by just clicking before it hits the bottom

[paper coral]

Maany other benefits

[distant sphinx]

No just access to bait and tackle

[rough siren]

i have selective hearing

[civic nexus]

a tiny bit

[distant sphinx]

The levels are the ones that make them bigger

[paper coral]

True, but some people are really frustrated with the bouncing part

[rough siren]

i need to leave this server forreal im addicted again

[distant sphinx]

The only reason they seem bigger with better rods is because you need to be at higher levels to unlock them

[rough siren]

mmm

i got the letter for like the deluxe fishing rod or whatever (the 2nd one u get) and i was like "haha! no.". have not gone to the beach since the day i got the rod

if theres a chance i do need to fish i just go to the river

[meager briar]

starting from which floor is iridium ore spawn point at its highest in skull cavern?

[distant sphinx]

Integer limit I guess

[serene walrus]

💀

[meager briar]

what does that mean

[steep hollow]

I play laptop w/o a mouse and when I tell u I stressed when my stupid TouchPad made me place the silo down IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE ENTRANCE,,,

[distant sphinx]

If you can get there legitimately then you probably have enough iridium lol

[rough siren]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN I LITERALLY JUST SAID THAT AKAKJSDK

[meager briar]

okay let me reword that, not highest but relatively high

[rough siren]

^^

[steep hollow]

YES EXACTLY

[fringe wagon]

The lower you go, the more common they get
Results show around Floor 30-40 ish

[distant sphinx]

Floor 2147483647

[steep hollow]

TouchPad is wild 😭

[warped tapir]

..

[serene walrus]

i usually skip all the way down to at least level 100

[steep hollow]

Esp for trying to fight monsters

[arctic kindle]

I only had an apple mouse but I hated using it so much I became a touchpad main

[steep hollow]

It's nearly impossible to turn and swing at the same time

[rough siren]

personally. i hate mining. i hate it so much. i refuse to mine. i do not yearn for the mines. the beasts are scary and i have Bad Luck

[steep hollow]

But that's bc I cursed myself by not doing WASD so I use the arrow keys

[distant sphinx]

[meager briar]

ah im not op enough to have hundreds of staircases xd

[steep hollow]

And I'm too lazy to fix it

[meager briar]

still on my 1st year

[distant sphinx]

You hate fishing, you hate mining

[serene walrus]

then skip as many as u can then ig

[distant sphinx]

That's like half the game

[rough siren]

yes. i like buying pizza and beer for my love. that is All.

and planting silly little peppers.

[serene walrus]

nice

thats what great about this game u can do whatever u want

[meager briar]

they are NOT silly

[rough siren]

they are silly if i say theyre silly

[steep hollow]

I make my multi-player partner slave away in the mines and plant things

And then I do everything else {cooking, animal tending, relationship building, running to the stores}

[arctic kindle]

Same lmao

[rough siren]

when i play multiplayer i just rizz up shane and spend all of our money while they yell at me

[cerulean meteor]

Im starting over😭 i have an urge to max out my farm

[warped tapir]

.

[serene walrus]

🕴️ this is why i only do separate money

[rough siren]

shared money 100%, id be doomed if it was separate atp

[steep hollow]

I'm trying to rizz up my multi-player partner

[cerulean meteor]

Im gonna need lots of wood to sell

[serene walrus]

why are you selling wood

[steep hollow]

It gets so {playfully} jealous when I simp for the NPCs 😭

[rough siren]

when u have no hearts with any villagers so u have to sadly dance with mp partner

[steep hollow]

HELP

[worldly jasper]

should i donate my prismatic shard?

[cerulean meteor]

Because if i choose forest theres enough there to give me a week of cash

[serene walrus]

NO save it

[worldly jasper]

what is it for?

ik it's suppose to be good

but idk what it's good for

[steep hollow]

But what abt buildings--

[rough siren]

i always feel like im lacking and restart over and over again like i feel like i should have SO much more completed by summer but i only have a coop and silo

like yah its a "take it at ur own pace" game but this is NOT the pace i desire

[serene walrus]

until you get ||desert and hold it in between the 3 pillers|| save it

[cerulean meteor]

The buildings are what i want! All of them!!!!

[hushed coral]

what dose a silo do

[serene walrus]

free hay

[rough siren]

when u take a scythe to grass it automatically turns it into hay so u dont gotta go buy it

[hushed coral]

ok

[serene walrus]

when u cut grass u get hay

[hushed coral]

k

[rough siren]

pain in my ass to get the clay for it though i swear to god

[steep hollow]

U get it without the silo, but

[rough siren]

i have the worst luck with clay

[steep hollow]

The silo puts the hay in the hopper for u

So u don't have to carry hay in ur inventory or run to a chest to put some in urself

[cerulean meteor]

I want to farm animals, not crops

[steep hollow]

Animals r so fun

[serene walrus]

i used to carry mine on my person and i died. i lost all my hay i wanted to melt into the ground

[steep hollow]

NOOOO

[serene walrus]

🥹 i didnt know silo existed at the time

[arctic kindle]

A tragedy

[serene walrus]

so i actually bought it from marnie

[worldly jasper]

ok

[cerulean meteor]

Do you see why i need to restart in a forest?

Im no good at fishing, so i need L A N D

[jagged surge]

Any tips so I can level up my forage to level 10 quickly?

I'm level 8

[wraith kelp]

is coffee bean worth it for 2500 on day 7?

[serene walrus]

deforest the whole town , grow more , repeat

[jagged surge]

tyy

[arctic kindle]

Where does one acquire a coffee bean, I have yet to find one on year 2 :0

[worldly jasper]

oh my god

i got to mining lvl 9 and got a prismatic shard in the same day

[cerulean meteor]

Why stop at the town? Deforest the entire valley

[weary flame]

[serene walrus]

traveling cart or the dust sprites drop them sometimes ig

[arctic kindle]

Gotcha gotcha ty

[serene walrus]

thats exactly what i just said lol

[paper coral]

Stardew valley, the tree tycoon game

[weary flame]

if you end up getting coffee beans grow them they reproduce nd you now have infinite coffee

[serene walrus]

coffeee

[arctic kindle]

Is coffee profitable? Or is it more of a buff item for yourself

[weary flame]

both for early game

[serene walrus]

buff item

fast as fuck boyyy

[arctic kindle]

Epic ty

[weary flame]

but when making coffee, 3 coffees combined makes a triple shot coffe which lasts a a lot longer

[serene walrus]

🕴️ tse is the best

[weary flame]

tea is lovely i will admit

[serene walrus]

tea? i dont think i ever really paid attention to it lmfao i think i made it like once for the shipping

[weary flame]

OH I THOUGHT YOU MISPELT TEA IM DUMB

[serene walrus]

LMAOO

[low geode]

how do you guys even play this game on your own it’s so unbelievably boring alone 😞

[weary flame]

STOP IM SO TIRED PEACHY PLEASE

[serene walrus]

TSE STANNDS FOR TRIPLE SHOT EXPRESSO

[weary flame]

I KNOW

[serene walrus]

LMAOAOO

[weary flame]

I JUST DIDNT CLOCK THAT

PLS

[serene walrus]

🤣

[weary flame]

[serene walrus]

on the other hand i dont like multi cause its to stressful im too used to pausing all the time

[low geode]

i guess both have upsides LOL i like multi bc it feels like we get more accomplished but i might start playing alone to have more control and go at my own pace

[arctic kindle]

Yeah I like playing multi so my partner and I can split the chores we wanna do but each day goes so fast

[serene walrus]

i usually take it one day at a time x) and i still get a lot done maybe i just play with really new players cause all they do is try to get with the singles

[low geode]

i swear in co op it feels like the time is sped up bc how am i in the mines for 2 minutes and it’s already 8pm

[serene walrus]

🕴️ pause buffering ftw

[small bison]

bc time doesnt pause in places it does in single player, like the elevator, chests, ect

[low geode]

ohhhhh i never even knew it paused in the elevator

[small bison]

also you can pass out while talking to an npc in multiplayer

[low geode]

omg that’s awful i hate when i’m watching a cutscene and pass out bc no one tells me it’s time

[civic nexus]

lol

[small bison]

ong

[low geode]

😞😞

[civic nexus]

i had to restart my stardew so now im in spring 4 year 1 now 😭

[low geode]

i’m gonna restart too 💪 gonna be independent

[civic nexus]

oop

[white ermine]

That's a nightmare

[paper coral]

I'm gonna make a new save on a farm with more space : (

[civic nexus]

i lost 2 and a half ingame years so yea

[serene walrus]

oooh yeah

[small bison]

the years will fly by /th

[low geode]

starting new is so fun tbh i think it’s the best bit of the game

[civic nexus]

its so stressful

[low geode]

true

[white ermine]

Mhh to make it more fun re-doing everything try a new farm setup. Or just download mods you never used

[civic nexus]

cause i lost my old save

[low geode]

but you can learn and adapt

that is sad tbh

[white ermine]

Ikr

[civic nexus]

i havent finished the game properly so gotta finish it and then add mods in a new save

who knew adding a extra ssd could delete saves

[white ermine]

That'll take away a lot of time but good luck

[low geode]

thinking about who to marry this time 🤔

[civic nexus]

thx

[white ermine]

Not Shane

[white ermine]

Yww

[low geode]

i’ve married him twice 😞😞

[velvet forum]

Harvey, Maru, Penny, Sebastian, or Leah

[white ermine]

Idkk i just don't like him

[low geode]

harvey is a good idea i’ve never done harvey

and no one ever marries maru

[velvet forum]

He's a real sweetheart

[velvet forum]

Well I'm proof that's a lie

[low geode]

omg

[velvet forum]

!maru

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923660562838204466/927300658829336647/maru_by_gurashrimp.jpg

[low geode]

she seems like a sweetie i might

[white ermine]

I'll give it a try then

[velvet forum]

She gives you bombs, too

[low geode]

no way

i’ll think about it

[civic nexus]

she is cuter with portrait mod

[velvet forum]

Also, her story arc is likely to increase your dislike of Demetrius. Jsyk.

[civic nexus]

u can marry leah

she gives mushrooms and stuff

[low geode]

so many choices

[civic nexus]

emily is the best though cause she gives gems and stuff

[low geode]

this is why i always pick shane or sebastian 😞

i love emily awww

[velvet forum]

Emily's too New Age for my taste.

[civic nexus]

ngl she looks like a murderer

i only go for leah cause she looks cute

[low geode]

her portrait is kinda scary

[civic nexus]

she super cute

[low geode]

portrait mods on top fr

[civic nexus]

look at abigail lol

[civic nexus]

yea

[cerulean meteor]

Where can i put an image of a weird thing i found?

[rich sorrel]

You know what else is lovely? uuuu

[oblique ether]

I’m marrying Sam and no one can convince me not to

[paper coral]

You need the cowpoke role (level up by chatting more)

[mystic jasper]

Damn anime mod

[paper coral]

Btw can you mod on switch?

[oblique ether]

Nooo

[mystic jasper]

Nope

[cerulean meteor]

What channel can i put it in? (I don't know what it is)

[oblique ether]

Only pc

[civic nexus]

hmm ok

[hazy hemlock]

#images-and-memes

[mystic jasper]

Maybe 1.6 comes you could

[civic nexus]

ikr

maru is also cute

in the nurse costume maru looks cuter

[heavy tapir]

I’ve seen on tiktok people save all their produce to sell until winter time, do you think that’s better to do than just selling day by day? 🥺

[low geode]

when did they get rid of the dead guy in the intro 😭

[civic nexus]

i mean u go on a loss

[cerulean meteor]

Someone tell me what the fricking thing is, please

[civic nexus]

the grandpa?

[cerulean meteor]

I cant mine it

[low geode]

id definitely sell day by day

[low geode]

no there used to be a guy in joja dead

i think?

[serene walrus]

u can mod on switch but it can be risky , just dont do like mega cheats cause then you'll get caught by nintendo :P just do recolors or somethnig

[mystic jasper]

Sugoi uwu

[hazy hemlock]

They’re probably doing that to see a big number. Selling bit by bit lets you buy more things to grow

[mystic jasper]

It's a joke btw

[civic nexus]

its a super rare event bro

[mystic jasper]

But still the anime mod looks great

[heavy tapir]

ty everyone for answering I appreciate it 🍀

[low geode]

yeah i’d definitely sell day by day

[cerulean meteor]

Will the meteor stay put til i can mine it?

[hazy hemlock]

Yup!

[mystic jasper]

Yes

[serene walrus]

yeah

[low geode]

i think so?

[civic nexus]

yea

[jolly moat]

yes indeed

[civic nexus]

bro are u year 1?

[cerulean meteor]

Wtf is my luck

[mystic jasper]

I have two meteors on one of my farms and they are still there

[civic nexus]

its a literal 1% chance

[cerulean meteor]

Day 4

[low geode]

the rewards are worth it though :P

[civic nexus]

broooo ur super lucky

[mystic jasper]

From a meteor? Nah

[low geode]

sometimes

[civic nexus]

6 iridium each is nice

u got 12 iridium just lying on ur farm

[weary flame]

for starting (ie first year kinda thing) they are exciting to get imo

[cerulean meteor]

What can iridium do?

[mystic jasper]

Better as decor

[civic nexus]

its the max tool upgrade

[jolly moat]

be made into iridium bars

[weary flame]

oh gosh so many things, mainly used to upgrade your tools though! ||alotta bigger things used with iridium are post cc so i shall refrain from saying so ||

[civic nexus]

and for iridium sprinklers

[cerulean meteor]

Ok, back to deforestation

[civic nexus]

lets goo thats the way everyone likes it

deforestation is good for the community

[heavy tapir]

Hahahaha

[cobalt hare]

is a synthe good way to kill slimes? i dont have the sword yet

[mystic jasper]

Don't you have the rusty sword?

[weary flame]

you dont have any sword?

[cobalt hare]

i think i dropped it was playing on switch

[distant sphinx]

It does just slightly worse than the rusty sword

[mystic jasper]

Uh oh

1 damage iirc

[distant sphinx]

Like 1-2 damage instead of 3-4

[cobalt hare]

well thats enough for me for now

[mystic jasper]

That's just slightly less than half

[weary flame]

scythe can be used but id go grab a new asap

[cobalt hare]

i dont have the initation quest yet

i didnt complete it yet

so gonna do now lol

[weary flame]

good idea

[left gust]

what do i pick for level 10 farming

[mystic jasper]

Artisan if you chose tiller

[weary flame]

^^

[left gust]

idont remmeber what i pickx

wait

[cerulean meteor]

Whats the silo do again?

Also im forage level 2

[left gust]

when you u ut the grass it turn into like the thing you feed animal

[weary flame]

check your skills in your inventory!

[left gust]

okay

i did went tiller

:)

[weary flame]

then artisan !!

[oblique ether]

Artisan for sure, I make so much money weekly off the products

[fringe wagon]

Turns the grass you scythe down into hay for your animals

[cerulean meteor]

So its perfect for my animal farming run

[fringe wagon]

Exactly

[paper coral]

What does tiller do?

[paper coral]

Animals = OverPowered

[small basin]

Hm...

[naive kraken]

is it bad that i bought the coop first before getting a silo?

[mystic jasper]

No

[paper coral]

No you can buy hay from Marnie until you build one

[distant sphinx]

Better crop prices

[paper coral]

Oh wait that's amazing

[distant sphinx]

Also it leads to the best profession in the game

[naive kraken]

ah ok that seems simple enough

[distant sphinx]

Artisan

[subtle wadi]

Yusss tiller then artisan give you tons of money

Also botanist is good

[paper coral]

I already make so much money from cheese and goat cheese imagine how much i would make with artisan 💭💸

[velvet forum]

Slander!

[subtle wadi]

Goat produces milk every 2 days is it?

[paper coral]

Yes

[subtle wadi]

Sadge

Was hoping it’ll be daily

[civic nexus]

lol

[paper coral]

Yep, but it would be a bit too op if it was daily

[subtle wadi]

True yea

[paper coral]

(it's already op but still) 😂

[tender kestrel]

the age old question

mushrooms or bats

[mystic jasper]

Bats

[fringe wagon]

Bats if CC
Mushroom if Joja

[distant sphinx]

Oh noo

[tender kestrel]

imma go bats this time cuz last run i did them mushrooms

[hollow escarp]

Neither. Avoid Demetrius at all costs

[paper coral]

WHYYYY

[mystic jasper]

Can't he's an insuperable wall

[paper coral]

Science

[hollow escarp]

Meeting him means a ruined save file

[distant sphinx]

Only correct answer

[velvet forum]

He's there

[hollow escarp]

Probably because he neglects his stepchild?

[fringe wagon]

Sadly you're forced to make a decision

[distant sphinx]

Qi jr?

[mystic jasper]

I just realized that the women in the front is the same one in the sdv fair

The women with the kid

[velvet forum]

@low geode

[hollow escarp]

He will be waiting for me at 12:00 AM?

[paper coral]

Who's his step child??

[hollow escarp]

Sebastian

[distant sphinx]

The not maru one

[fringe wagon]

True

[mystic jasper]

Worked to death

[small bison]

what sells for more? the life elixr or tge ingredients to make them

[mystic jasper]

Ingredients iirc

[paper coral]

Wait Sebastian is Demetrius' SON?? (Even stepson)

[fringe wagon]

He will be waiting for you at the door when you leave the house

[hollow escarp]

Yeah he just treats him as if he doesn’t exist

[distant sphinx]

Making life elixir for profit (real)

[serene walrus]

me fr

[candid gate]

can you get spring onion seeds?

[mystic jasper]

No only spring onions

[paper coral]

Bruhhh that's evil scientist vibe

[velvet forum]

The dead guy should have an "Employee of the Month" placard on his desk.

[hollow escarp]

Has literally no programmed dialogue or interactions showing care for Sebastian whatsoever, and we know this is intentional because the 2 are also programmed to never share the likes/dislikes of the other to the player, when this is the case for literally every other family

[mystic jasper]

Ghosting but irl

[paper coral]

LMAO

[serene walrus]

💀 did you think seb was just living in some random carpenter's house lmfao

[hollow escarp]

Even Robin has that kind of dialogue for Sebastian.

[candid gate]

oh i need the spring seeds thing?

[hollow escarp]

No you can’t grow them

[paper coral]

Ouch but that's also some serious depth, ConcernedApe is a genius

[mystic jasper]

Nope

[tropic blade]

[candid gate]

oh

[mystic jasper]

They only spawn in cindersap forest during spring

[paper coral]

Lmao i have no idea i never see him 😢

[small bison]

he has so many lines abt maru too its so sad

[hollow escarp]

Makes me sick

[tropic blade]

bro really never left his basement lmfao

[distant sphinx]

He's a vampire

[mystic jasper]

Only time I think I seen them interact is mention from sebaatian about his snowgoon

[hollow escarp]

I almost want to hurt Maru just to spite Demetrius

[paper coral]

Conspiracy

[rough plank]

hes a discord user

[velvet forum]

He hangs out at the saloon on Fridays, and spends time with Sam sometimes. Also enjoys the water. Can be seen smoking a cigarette near the lake or at the beach.

[distant sphinx]

Or just tell him that tomatoes are vegetables

[hollow escarp]

Sebastian mentions Demetrius once when saying that he isn’t his father and can’t boss him around, otherwise never to my knowledge

[mystic jasper]

Damn blood for blood

Violence breeds violence

[tropic blade]

[small bison]

about demetrius telling seb to destroy his snowgoon when maru's snowman was still fine left up

[distant sphinx]

[hollow escarp]

Wow what a piece of work

Demetrius I mean, not Sebastian’s Snowman

[paper coral]

Oh, thanks maybe if i increase my friendship i can go into his room and then actually talk and give him gifts

[mystic jasper]

Favorism

[paper coral]

Discrimination

[tropic blade]

demetrius shows 0 respect for seb and i hate him for that

[hollow escarp]

Blatant favoritism. It’s not even as if they are much different ages

[small bison]

he only stands at the docks om the beach when its raining btw so if ur ever ocean fishing in the rain, go say hi to seb

[velvet forum]

Yes

[hollow escarp]

Very likely

[paper coral]

I should ocean fish more often

[small bison]

demetrius is only good for the caves and his mail gifts

[tropic blade]

[hollow escarp]

I mean not necessarily by skin color, but by their biological relation to Demetrius which also happens to be very much tied to such

[cerulean meteor]

So, ill have to have small crops 🥲

[distant sphinx]

He's doing the anime thing where the camera pans around a close-up of his face while he thinks about how to get stronger to defeat Demetrius

[mystic jasper]

He compliments about his life and existence

[tropic blade]

[serene walrus]

seb stands up to demetrius arc

[mystic jasper]

Someday he will find a way and it will be duel of fates

[hollow escarp]

He says “The Ocean is a sight better seen alone, don’t you think?” Basically passive aggressively telling you to leave

[distant sphinx]

Zamn

[paper coral]

(sounds like a filler /j)

[mystic jasper]

Damn I might as well be visible invisible

[small bison]

what if ome day he just starts levitating

[mystic jasper]

A sight for sore eyes

[tropic blade]

forget yoba. Seb is the true god now

[distant sphinx]

Ascended

[hollow escarp]

And then he turned Demetrius into a tomato.

[small bison]

and stepped on him

[fossil sparrow]

sheep or pig

[mystic jasper]

Demetrius comedically dies

[rough plank]

into a vegetatble

[mystic jasper]

Pigs

[rough plank]

ok

what was that spelling

[fossil sparrow]

okay

should i get a 2 2

[rough plank]

my brain is fried

[tropic blade]

if that ever becomes a mod. i'll get it

[hollow escarp]

Just pigs

Sheep bad

[fossil sparrow]

can sheep give milk

[tropic blade]

no

[velvet forum]

No

[cerulean meteor]

Question, should i plant a crop for money or chop more wood?

[mystic jasper]

I've yet to buy a single sheep from Marnie in my whole time playing sdv

[cobalt hare]

never sheep

[tropic blade]

do not the sheep

[mystic jasper]

There's rabbits

[velvet forum]

Sheep are only "good" when you take shepherd, but that makes you lose artisan.

[cerulean meteor]

I need 4000 gold

[mystic jasper]

A violent but pleasant ending

[small bison]

tomato gone

[tropic blade]

BREAKING NEWS. LOCAL EMO KILLS HIS STEP FATHER!!!!!

[mystic jasper]

Farmer tomatoes or demetrius

[cobalt hare]

I recommend fishing

[velvet forum]

"Hey, Demetrius! Ketchup."

[cerulean meteor]

N o

[mystic jasper]

Now what would be do whenever the valley is overpopulated with ffish? Who's going to tell?

[hollow escarp]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[cobalt hare]

your loss

[mystic jasper]

I love fishing

[velvet forum]

Beer

[cerulean meteor]

I hate fishing

[fossil sparrow]

what do pigs do

[small bison]

william.

[mystic jasper]

Fishing is fun

[distant sphinx]

Find truffles

[mystic jasper]

Who is he?

[velvet forum]

Truffles

[small bison]

the fish guy

[fossil sparrow]

2 legend in a row

[distant sphinx]

William

[mystic jasper]

Oh the man at the beach?

[velvet forum]

It's Willy

[fossil sparrow]

do i need to grow them first

and let them outside

[mystic jasper]

Nice how is it?

[distant sphinx]

Maybe William is his real name

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[tropic blade]

[mystic jasper]

It used to be something else

[fossil sparrow]

feels great now i jaut need the fall and summer one

just

[tropic blade]

we don't speak of his old name

[mystic jasper]

Those are pretty not hard

[cerulean meteor]

Wait, arent you guaranteed your first catch?

[fossil sparrow]

okok

[mystic jasper]

He shares a name with a fish irl

It is the Slippery...

[distant sphinx]

No you're just given a super easy fish so if you fail that's really really on you

[velvet forum]

The first one is guaranteed to be a sunfish, no matter where you cast

[mystic jasper]

Actually it's Halichoeres bivittatus but english

And once you find it's English name, you'll know what I mean

[distant sphinx]

I think it's sunfish in freshwater and sardine in the ocean right?

[cerulean meteor]

What about the sewer?

[mystic jasper]

Always sunfish if your first fish on the line is 50 or above

[velvet forum]

I think I hooked a sunfish at the beach. Might be misremembering.

[distant sphinx]

What about the sewer

[small bison]

yeah the fishing completion bar completely fucken stops and does n o t go down even if you try and fail

[mystic jasper]

Except for legendary fish those are exempt

[mystic jasper]

Like getting treasure chests with a treasure bobber

[distant sphinx]

Huh

[mystic jasper]

Getting a treasure chest prevents the catch bar from depleting if fish is out of the bar

[cerulean meteor]

Anyway, i do not wanna grow a crop

[cobalt hare]

I get that it's tedious at first but all it takes is a bit of practice and it's profitable early game

[fossil sparrow]

if i divorce someone can i marry them again

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[mystic jasper]

Yes but spoilers

[fossil sparrow]

aw

[distant sphinx]

Just gotta do some MIB shenanigans

[mystic jasper]

How about rock and stone?

[small bison]

post cc quest >.)

[tender kestrel]

i need a better sword for the mines, what do i get

[fossil sparrow]

its ok ill just stay married with alex for 20 years

[cerulean meteor]

The mines?

[distant sphinx]

What's your current one

[mystic jasper]

Mhm

If you don't rock and stone you ain't coming home

[tender kestrel]

steel smallsword from the mines

i have like 20k though

[distant sphinx]

What floor are you on

[tender kestrel]

for rock and stone!

[rough plank]

u can fish 4 a free upgrade

[tender kestrel]

40

[mystic jasper]

For Karl

[rough plank]

not garunteed

[fossil sparrow]

is pams birthday 18 or 17

[small bison]

whats the prettiest (not strongest) sword?

[cerulean meteor]

For fireball!!!!!

[small bison]

16 iirc

[tender kestrel]

mOlLy!

[cerulean meteor]

Please someone get my joke

[small bison]

wait no its 18 springe

[distant sphinx]

If you can make it to 70 you could get the bone sword which is probably good enough to go into sc with

[mystic jasper]

Rusty sword

[weary flame]

FAUN

[mystic jasper]

Bosco mine it

[tender kestrel]

||sc ||bro im still in spring

is slingshot any good

[mystic jasper]

||skull cavern|| yes if you have Explosive ammo

[distant sphinx]

For utility yes

Not really for damage

[velvet forum]

Murder insects on 21-29 for adventurers Guild reward.

[tender kestrel]

im just gonna buy something from the guild

[small bison]

im gonna use the kudgel in ||sc|| guys wish me luck /j

[mystic jasper]

What's the reference?

Sorry I do not understand for I am uncultured in whatever your reference is

[velvet forum]

No, seriously, get the bug reward. It'll last all the way down to skeletons.

[tender kestrel]

could you specify more

[small bison]

insect head

[distant sphinx]

You won't need luck. The +2 weight is actually kinda good

[cerulean meteor]

Its a catchphrase of a dnd youtuber i watch sometimes

[mystic jasper]

Ah I see

[velvet forum]

||insect head sword. Very fast, good damage.||

[tender kestrel]

i remember getting that in my last playthrough and it being absolute dog

[small bison]

😳

[distant sphinx]

Better than steel smallsword

[fossil sparrow]

what do tea spalings do

[tender kestrel]

125 enemies though

[rough plank]

its alot better than the awful swords u start with

[tender kestrel]

you can sell them to make an ungodly amount of money

[fossil sparrow]

whats the function of twa saplings

[velvet forum]

That's not so many. Grubs and flies are common. You'll need the copper from that area anyway.

[fossil sparrow]

the saplings or the thing produced of that

[tender kestrel]

makes tea leaves

[distant sphinx]

Really easy since they swarm you

[small bison]

robin is upgrading my coop so i gave her an egg

[mystic jasper]

They love the smell of you

[weary flame]

eghg

[fossil sparrow]

are void chickens and egg post cc

[mystic jasper]

You are indeed a role model to their eyes, hence they are aggravated by your smell

[distant sphinx]

[distant sphinx]

No

[mystic jasper]

Nope

[tender kestrel]

pierre watching me stand outside his door waiting for him to open 🧍‍♂️

[weary flame]

no^

[velvet forum]

You could theoretically get a void egg as your very first egg.

Super rare tho.

[weary flame]

if you tried hard enough yeah (itd be very funny somebody do thay pls)

[mystic jasper]

You'll need ||Wizard's exwife|| to visit

[rotund vigil]

Yeah you need to buy a coop and somehow not buy a chicken

[cobalt hare]

and upgrade it

[velvet forum]

You would need chickens to get it tho

[small bison]

me when i see robin in my coop (hard at work)

[mystic jasper]

Free protein

[velvet forum]

I didn't say void chicken

[rotund vigil]

She like eggs?

[velvet forum]

Most people like eggs

[mystic jasper]

Alex, Shane, Marnie like eggs

[rotund vigil]

I see

[small bison]

robin said that the egg would come in handy

[mystic jasper]

She needs nutrients from constructing your farm buildings

[small bison]

eggie

pierre likes eggs .)

[mystic jasper]

And he'll take credit

[fossil sparrow]

ITS 18

[small bison]

he can have .)

[mystic jasper]

Give Pam beer ||cactus fruit||

[small bison]

parsnip

[mystic jasper]

4 days in spring

[cobalt hare]

parsnip is a good gift for pam

[mystic jasper]

Unless ||greenhouse||

[small bison]

parsnip soup from gus

[mystic jasper]

But iridium quality

[cobalt hare]

gold star parsnip even better

[small bison]

PARSNIP SOUP FROM GUS

[mystic jasper]

It's tastes like carrot soup but sweeter

[cobalt hare]

parsnip soup not so much cause no quality

also, expensive compared to parsnip

[small bison]

it'll do

[tender kestrel]

yeah alright im gonna try and get bug sword

[mystic jasper]

For some reason parsnip soup looks like coriander soup or some other vegetable soup

[novel thistle]

@mystic jasper You leveled up to Shepherd. Wow, you've been talking a lot! Have a prettier, slightly more brag worthy, shade of blue.

[mystic jasper]

Damn

[small bison]

CONGRATS

[mystic jasper]

Yipppee

[cobalt hare]

congrats!

[mystic jasper]

Damn 2 months talking in this server

Came for the fish, stayed for chats

[fast needle]

XD

[tender kestrel]

is wood mallet or cutlass good

[mystic jasper]

Thanks all

[mystic jasper]

I'd go for cutlass but that's my preference

[tender kestrel]

the mallet better stats tho

what is weight again?

[mystic jasper]

Knockback

[cobalt hare]

adds to knockback

[tender kestrel]

cutlass it is ig

[weary flame]

DOOPA

[fossil sparrow]

i love jodi she eats up all of my pancakes

[mystic jasper]

Big mouthful

[grand fable]

yo

[mystic jasper]

Hello

[weary flame]

hi!

[grand fable]

yall got any mod recommendations for mobile

[small bison]

free love (marry everyone)

[grand fable]

uhum

frfr

everyone

[fast needle]

#modded-stardew

[grand fable]

oh sorry

[weary flame]

TABBY

TAAAABBYYYY

[fast needle]

Haha hi

[fossil sparrow]

how do i grow fruit trees

tutorial please like what does it mean😔

[brazen aurora]

guys pirate or angler?

[fast needle]

You need a 3x3 area to put them in and you need a season for them to grow

[fossil sparrow]

the one that gives more money

[fast needle]

I think it’s a 3x3

[fossil sparrow]

can i put tiles

[fast needle]

They can also grow in your greenhouse

[fossil sparrow]

like the quality sprinklers?

[paper coral]

Saplings: get from Pierre
Choose a spot for them to grow (they need all surrounding tiles empty to grow)
They need a full season to mature and then produce fruits

[stark rapids]

So if you want a fruit tree for summer, plant in the spring so if will produce fruit in summer

[fast needle]

Yes ^

[fossil sparrow]

okok

[fast needle]

You don’t need sprinklers for fruit trees

[stark rapids]

There is also tree fertilizer

[paper coral]

Wait that works for fruit trees!?

[fast needle]

I’m not sure that works for fruit trees?

[fossil sparrow]

[cinder carbon]

I like pirate because I think the chests are fun. The bonus from angler is nice very early on but fishing quickly drops off as an income source compared to other stuff

[cerulean meteor]

I've been up all night, gn friends

[stark rapids]

No it doesn’t

[paper coral]

Good night!

[stark rapids]

I misspoke. Just looked it up

[fast needle]

Good night MIB

[fossil sparrow]

OH MY GOD ANAKIN SKYWALKER

GOODNIGHT

[paper coral]

Ah ok : (

[brazen aurora]

yeah thats my thought

[stark rapids]

I’m trying so hard to have community center done in year one. I’m so close!

[tender kestrel]

red cabbage:

[stark rapids]

Hopefully I get lucky with red cabbage at cart

[paper coral]

Good luck!!

[fossil sparrow]

can fruit trees grow in winter

[fast needle]

Good luck! And yes potato!

[stark rapids]

I just need my animals to like me more. I need large eggs and a large goat milk asap

[cinder carbon]

That stuff comes up in the cart too

[stark rapids]

Yeah. Haven’t seen it yet.

The cart has been failing me recently

[cinder carbon]

I tend not to get barn animals so I buy milk whenever I see it. In case I need it for cooking

[fossil sparrow]

how many days does it take for dinos to produce eggs

[plucky bloom]

Quick question, how much does stardew valley cost on pc?

[stark rapids]

I usually go crazy with animals. I take the artisan perk and make a ton of cheese and stuff

[eager swift]

around $5

[stark rapids]

14.99

[fast needle]

I think it’s $15

[plucky bloom]

Same price as mobile, why do we not have the immersive farm?

[eager swift]

no way?? it's so cheap in my country then

lol

[plucky bloom]

Oh, fair enough

[fast needle]

Mobile is $7

I think

[eager swift]

It's $5 in my country, sorry for the misinformation

[plucky bloom]

Stupid me went to Google play checking the price when i already have it

[cinder carbon]

I can get it on mobile free because Verizon. But then I have Verizon

[plucky bloom]

I think i paid 3$ for it

[plucky bloom]

What's verizon

[cinder carbon]

Cell carrier

[plucky bloom]

Ohh

[stark rapids]

Pigs are expensive lol

[cinder carbon]

Can you hear me now?

I miss that guy

[fast needle]

Sheesh they are lol

[stark rapids]

Like who does Barbie think she is?

[velvet forum]

They pay for themselves very quickly once they start producing.

[stark rapids]

Marnie lmao

[cinder carbon]

Buns are pricey too

[fast needle]

True, but half the cost of pigs

[velvet forum]

I should get enough bunnies to give everyone rabbit feet every week.

Including Penny.

[cinder carbon]

And penny

[velvet forum]

(brain fart)

[fast needle]

Lol don’t give Penny any unless you want her to hate you

[cinder carbon]

I have 5 dinos, 1 void chickman, a 6 buns in my coop

[velvet forum]

I'm married to her 😬

[fast needle]

Oop

[stark rapids]

Imma marry abagail

[cinder carbon]

Why would anyone want Penny to like them tho

[eager swift]

She's the best

[vital shadow]

fr

[velvet forum]

She's very kind

[vital shadow]

if you don't like kids you're basically dead to her

or at least don't ENJOY BEING AROUND kids

[velvet forum]

Lol true

[cinder carbon]

I'm looking forward to showering the town with severed rabbit appendages

[fast needle]

Yeah… I don’t like how you have to lie to her, that you can’t be honest or you suffer friendship loss

[cinder carbon]

That's a strange way of spelling "a b||ea||ch"

[velvet forum]

Rabbit: drops a foot on the ground
Same rabbit: has four feet
Me: What sorcery is this?!

[fossil sparrow]

shat does shane like for his birthday

drugs?

[cinder carbon]

@velvet forum the feet you collect are the remnants of the rabbits that try to invade your coop every night

[stark rapids]

Beer

[velvet forum]

Pepper. Popper.

[fast needle]

Beer or peppers or pepper poppers

[fossil sparrow]

oo

[fast needle]

Pizza too

[fossil sparrow]

hes such a pam kinnie

[velvet forum]

Bachelor stuff.

[fossil sparrow]

they relate to each other

[stark rapids]

Typical alcoholic

[cinder carbon]

There is a bunwar going on daily that you aren't aware of. Your buns repeatedly fight off the attackers and leave the trophies

[fast needle]

Pfft that makes sense

[fossil sparrow]

without consent too

[velvet forum]

They "breed like rabbits" during the night and devour the weakest among them to maintain population.

[grand fable]

nah bro i would report her to lewis

[fossil sparrow]

ikr

wish i could

😢i am a victim of haley

[cinder carbon]

That is some extremely quick gestation

[grand fable]

r.i.p

[fast needle]

I… think it’s a hug?

[civic nexus]

modded?

[fast needle]

Nope

[civic nexus]

dang

[fast needle]

Fourth heart event I think

[cinder carbon]

@fast needle you don't just go around huggjng people without consent

[velvet forum]

They're rabbits. Consider how long pig gestation is IG vs IRL

[cinder carbon]

So creepy

[fossil sparrow]

this

[civic nexus]

who can say no to that cute girl though

[cinder carbon]

@velvet forum stardew logic

[fossil sparrow]

me

i can

[hybrid dust]

can i wear 2 burglar rings

[cinder carbon]

Anyone with a shred of dignity?

[civic nexus]

dang

[hybrid dust]

for coal farming

[velvet halo]

How does one obtain a duck??

[civic nexus]

gulpin?

[hybrid dust]

buying one at marnie's

[civic nexus]

when one does not just simply walk into mordor they obtain a duck

[fast needle]

But one from Marnie’s after you upgrade the barn

*buy

[cinder carbon]

Yeah, do you think gulpin or rhydon is better

[hybrid dust]

^^

[civic nexus]

rhydon ofc

[velvet halo]

Ty!

[fossil sparrow]

irdium large milk or gold cheese

[civic nexus]

yea

[hybrid dust]

for coal farming?

[civic nexus]

gold cheese is better

[cinder carbon]

How about you rhydon this d||uc||k

[fossil sparrow]

mulk

[civic nexus]

oh idk why not a lucky ring and a burglar ring

[fossil sparrow]

ok i will

[civic nexus]

damn i landed on that one

[hybrid dust]

i dont have a lucky ring yet

[fossil sparrow]

jk

[civic nexus]

oh oof

[cinder carbon]

That's what they said

[fossil sparrow]

does shane not like eggs?

[civic nexus]

thats what she said*

[fossil sparrow]

isnt he the chicken man

[tender kestrel]

evelyn doesn't like eggs for some reason

[fossil sparrow]

fisherthem core

by sam smith

[cinder carbon]

We don't have to be gender specific, it's 2023 bro

[tender kestrel]

perhaps because im slingshotting them at her head

[civic nexus]

so ur that kinda person well i live in the era of "the office"

[cinder carbon]

I mean they is funnier but you do you

[civic nexus]

they would mean alot of ppl so it gets confusin

[velvet halo]

I just got an ancient seed artifact, what should I do with it??

[cinder carbon]

@civic nexus ok we will keep it simple just for you pat pat

@velvet halo donate to the museum

What season are you in and have you fixed the greenhouse

[velvet halo]

On my way to the museum

[plain spruce]

Is there a chat specific to mobile players? Couple things I wanted to ask specific to mobile 1.5:

• Does anyone else have a really hard time loading Kegs/Preserve Jars that are wedged in a corner between 2 other kegs/jars?
• Does anyone else find using the slingshot to be really painful/slow? Any tips on how to make it better (on mobile)?

[civic nexus]

u get an ancient seed which u can grow when u donate to museum

if u have seed maker and greenhouse it would be awesome

and that plus speedgro is 😘

[fast needle]

Yes… I’m dealing with that right now with the kegs. It’s very annoying

Never used the slingshot so Idk

[plain spruce]

Yeah, I eventually get it after tapping 20-30 times in the general area (hopefully not actually eating whatever the item is, lol)

[fossil sparrow]

where does this lead to

[cinder carbon]

@fossil sparrow its just for an event

[velvet forum]

Corner loading is not possible for mobile. At least not for me.
Slingshot feels weird.

[fossil sparrow]

what event

[fast needle]

I have to remove a keg, put in whatever I want to make, then replace the keg and it’s annoying

[civic nexus]

its for the spring dance event

[cinder carbon]

@fossil sparrow flower dance in spring. You can't like fix it or anything so just ignore it

[velvet halo]

Okay, so I plant the ancient fruit then I turn it into seeds??

[velvet forum]

You could try the alternate aiming setting.

See if it works better for you.

[fossil sparrow]

last year alex told me to find someone else as a dance partner

[fast needle]

hisses I hate that festival. It’s embarrassing if you don’t have four hearts with someone

[fossil sparrow]

now were married

[civic nexus]

yea the first one u turn it into seeds using seed maker if ur lvl 9 farming

[cinder carbon]

@velvet halo do you have the greenhouse and what season are you in

[fossil sparrow]

okok

[velvet forum]

Just don't use the corner spots. It's a negligible loss.

[velvet halo]

I just hit level 9 a few in game days ago

[plain spruce]

Thanks for the info!

For me, Corner loading is actually possible, just suuuuper annoying.. tons of tapping while zoomed in
For slingshot, I've found that unless it's a cluster of 4-5+, I'd probably be faster just whackin with my pickaxe, unless it's a higher tier ore. They either need to make it easier to use, or make the AoE biiger IMO

[civic nexus]

if ur in fall i'd say wait till next year if u dont have greenhouse

[velvet halo]

No green house winter y1

[plain spruce]

You can do that on mobile?

[civic nexus]

noice

[velvet halo]

I’ll wait for spring!

[cinder carbon]

@velvet halo ok plant it in spring and run all the fruit through the seedmaker

[velvet forum]

I wish you could mass harvest kegs/casks with bombs, and pick everything up instead of it going 💨

[fast needle]

Or with your scythe!

[velvet forum]

Look in your settings.

[small bison]

upgraded hoe

[cinder carbon]

@velvet halo save those seeds for the greenhouse. Plants never die in there

[velvet forum]

I think you can anyway

[velvet halo]

Got it!

[plain spruce]

Will do, I guess I never considered you'd be able to specifically change settings for the slingshot

[velvet forum]

Instead of drawing it back to release, you actually swipe toward what you aim at.

[cinder carbon]

@velvet halo ancient fruit is one of the most profitable paths in the game

[civic nexus]

yea

[civic nexus]

if u make it into wine

[plain spruce]

I just looked in mine, the only setting related to combat I see is the one that controls the sword. Unless I'm just overlooking it?

[velvet halo]

I need to finish the artisan and animal bundle then I’ll be able to get the green house!

Do fruit trees grow in winter??

[civic nexus]

get some extra kegs

[plain spruce]

"Tap to move & Auto-Attack"

[velvet halo]

Maybe a dumb question

[civic nexus]

as i remember no

[velvet halo]

Make that wine

Okay, back to fishing! Thank y’all for the help!!

[civic nexus]

ye u gotta be prepared for ancient fruit

[civic nexus]

good luck

[slow tangle]

Hi

[cinder carbon]

It takes some time to ramp up the fruit production so it's okay to slowly build the keg stash while you're planting

[velvet forum]

I'm either remembering something from the PC version or something that was in the 1.4 build but didn't get it to the 1.5 REbuild then.

[cinder carbon]

Also you don't have to go crazy, even a small number of kegs making AF wine will produce all the money you acutally need

[fast needle]

Hi Krobus

[civic nexus]

well anything below 50 kegs is a skill issue

[velvet forum]

Which is why some people have multiple sheds full of kegs to fuel their greed.

[vital shadow]

I don't like krobus tbf
I always forget that he exists

he's just, so out of your way

[small bison]

deforest time

[fast needle]

Aw I think he’s adorable

[velvet forum]

Unless he's your roommate

[fast needle]

[vital shadow]

marriage better

[small bison]

goibg broke for him

[vital shadow]

I wouldn't like a sewer-scented ghost in my home

[civic nexus]

fax

[small bison]

scrunkly

[vital shadow]

I wonder why you can't force your spouse to keep it a secret

or else you'll ruin their fucking life

[velvet forum]

He smells like horseradish and void mayo. Because that's what he likes to eat.

[vital shadow]

ew

he smells like burnt hair?

[civic nexus]

keep what a secret?

[vital shadow]

krobus

[civic nexus]

ah

[velvet forum]

Void egg, not mayo.
(REDACTED) has burnt hair sweat smell.

[rough plank]

lvl 9 farming would be good rn

[vital shadow]

oi, post-cc content

there

[fast needle]

Are you in spring? Plant kale

[rough plank]

no.

[vital shadow]

I mean, you can say "keep him a secret or that cherry bomb stash underneath our bed might randomly ignite one night"

[rough plank]

summer lol

[fast needle]

Ahh

[rough plank]

i need a seedmaker for ancient fruit

[civic nexus]

hmm but the player never dies

[vital shadow]

e x a c t l y

it's all a happy accident