stardew-valley

[candid gate]

i dont have enough money for starfruit rn

[spice coral]

get back to work and get them dabloons

[terse beacon]

A greenhouse full of ancient fruit. (118 with irid sprinklers) will give you 194,700 every 7 days when turned to wine

Use ancient fruit man

[weary flame]

true ^ ancient fruit is always my way to go

[terse beacon]

191,400 sorry

[candid gate]

i dont have ancient fruit

[terse beacon]

116 fruits

[terse beacon]

Get them you knob

Jk

[candid gate]

i am fucking trying etrama

[digital creek]

FR

[candid gate]

i am doing my best

[digital creek]

but ive gotten soft

[terse beacon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my bad gg

[weary flame]

[digital creek]

my evil era

[terse beacon]

What the actual fuck

[candid gate]

stardew valley 3d

[digital creek]

LMFAOO

[terse beacon]

That is disgusting

[digital creek]

ITS FROM THE 1990S

[spice coral]

thats harvest moon baby

classic

[digital creek]

ITS HARVEST MOON

[terse beacon]

Disgusting

[candid gate]

im not that old how am i supposed to know that game

[spice coral]

Its literally why stardew exists

[digital creek]

ITS WHAT UR BBY GIRL BASED ON

[spice coral]

be thankful

[digital creek]

IM 17 AND I GREW UP WITH IT YALL JUST WEAK

[terse beacon]

Be older

[rough siren]

help after shanes 6 heart event hes just disappeared. the map says hes in jojo mart but hes not there 😭 my bby is GONE

[terse beacon]

You know doctor mario?

[weary flame]

fr trama

[spice coral]

hes dead

[candid gate]

i cant speed that up

[rough siren]

NOOO

[terse beacon]

Stfu

[weary flame]

ask it politely

[spice coral]

Rest in joja cola shane

[digital creek]

kind of i mostly played mario 64

[weary flame]

no <3

[candid gate]

what? 😭

[terse beacon]

I can beat level 23 of doctor mario

[digital creek]

DAMN

[rough siren]

i was on my way to bring him beer after his traumatizing night

[digital creek]

WHY DO YALL GIVE HIM BEER

[calm sandal]

btw in classic harvestmoon, u cant pass crops, crop at often neglected if its regrow plants

[digital creek]

I DONT UNDWRSTAND

[terse beacon]

I have a nintendo plus thing. So i have a bunch of nintendo, super nintendo, and gameboy games that i can play using my switch

[weary flame]

we encourage alchoholism here <3 (IN GAME.)

[digital creek]

yeah thats why u need the upgrade so u can toss that shit😩

[candid gate]

can you get seeds for onion

[terse beacon]

And i can cheat by going back in time using frames so if i die on something like double dragon II then i dont have to restart the whole game

[rough siren]

ITS AN EASY GIFT FOR ME TO GIVE HIM TIL I UPGRADE MY HOUSEE 😭 i have immersive shane mod tho so he recovers after u marry him

[distant hatch]

What's the best way to get coal

[terse beacon]

Buy it when you’re rich

[digital creek]

proud to say i have 5 hearts with shane NEVER given him beer😒😒

[spice coral]

i hate that bum

[distant hatch]

Well I no rich yet

[weary flame]

trama you do not help 😭

[digital creek]

i feel bad fpr him

[rough siren]

WELL. thats just you. personally i will encourage my husbands alcoholism to the end

[terse beacon]

Which geodes you want

[digital creek]

i can fix him

[grave vault]

pizzas the best gift for him cos you can buy it at the saloon then give to him directly cos he's usually there!

[terse beacon]

I totally do

[digital creek]

i give him peppers lol

[rough siren]

when i upgrade the house nd get the kitchen im most definitely going to stop

[spice coral]

Murder dust sprites. All of them

[calm sandal]

and in classic harvestmoon items u dropped on floor is gone and count as littering and everyone in 1 map dropped their affection toward you

[terse beacon]

Bear is scary

[weary flame]

so true

[distant hatch]

Omg what floors are they on u have so much coal

[digital creek]

LMFAOOO I REMEMBER THAT

[terse beacon]

Fuck harvest moon man

[digital creek]

was never able to get married bc i littered so bad

[spice coral]

45 usually I spam it to death or 56

[grave vault]

monster musk + repeat 45-69 is what i do :D i usually get 90-100+ coal in a day

[calm sandal]

Learned the hard way ™️

[rough siren]

my bby is still gone i have no idea where he went

[distant hatch]

Ahh Ty

[fringe wagon]

He did it

https://youtu.be/aZz-9--YS74

[rough siren]

idk if i shld check the ||hospital|| maybe hes still there nd my map is glitched

[terse beacon]

I watched 2 eazyspeezy videos and then never watched him again

[spice coral]

Once you kill enough of then you will get the burglars ring to. So they will often drop 2 coal. You will then have enough coal forever

[digital creek]

best lvl for iron?

[fringe wagon]

41-69

[terse beacon]

40-50 repeat

[digital creek]

nice

[tranquil ferry]

it me or i can't find no mussels in fall dawg

[terse beacon]

Its not you

You gotts use crab pots

[rough plank]

i will watch this now

[tranquil ferry]

yeah but they don't spawn on beach

[small bison]

skill issue

go looking on saturdays

[tropic blade]

Rate my farmer. Sorry for the low res pic. This is his fall outfit

[small bison]

i do not understand your hair/hat

[tropic blade]

Lmao

[cunning silo]

4h is a good time i think'

[tropic blade]

Just thought the little bow was cute

[terse beacon]

4/5

[tropic blade]

Did you mean / frogs?

[cerulean meteor]

So, i have 2700 gold and summer is in 3-4 days

[spice coral]

I am trying to view this outfit of yours

[tropic blade]

Lmao

I had to zoom in when cropping the pic and it’s just so small

[spice coral]

God I wish we could ride around sebs motorbike tho

[tropic blade]

||10 heart event||

[spice coral]

I mean kinda all the time like the damn tractor mod

[tropic blade]

Lmao

[spice coral]

(Unless 😳)

[tropic blade]

[cerulean meteor]

Help, do i save my money or risk a crop?

[serene walrus]

cute

[tropic blade]

Wdym by “risk a crop”

[cerulean meteor]

I can also upgrade a tool

[spice coral]

Just save your money for summer seeds

Go mining for 4 days

[cerulean meteor]

Do i plant a crop

[cerulean meteor]

Ok

[tranquil ferry]

yo what r the best things to bring to stardew fair

[tropic blade]

I’m not an expert so do whatever ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ says

[tropic blade]

High quality items

[cerulean meteor]

I need slime kills anyway

[tranquil ferry]

fruits good?

salmonberry etc

[serene walrus]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Fair all info is on here

[candid gate]

what do you get if you get 1st place in the stardew fair

[tranquil ferry]

do i get to keep the stuff

[spice coral]

Unironically the worst item

[tropic blade]

Yes

Just make sure to clean out your display after lewis rates them

[spice coral]

And if you forget I believe they end up in the lost and found box

[tropic blade]

Really?

[spice coral]

Yis

[tropic blade]

Here’s my female farmer. Sorry for the low res again. But i like her outfit i guess

[serene walrus]

hehe i remember when there wasn’t a lost and found box :)

[serene walrus]

cute

[tropic blade]

Everyone else having mods that change the textures or add a few new things:
Meanwhile me with a ton of cheat mods (cjb cheats) and just screwing around in stardew:

[warped tapir]

hm

[small bison]

post cc

[cerulean meteor]

So, why was i not informed certain enemies are basically minibosses?

[tropic blade]

?

[calm sandal]

theres none.

[cerulean meteor]

I fought a slime that dropped a club

[calm sandal]

its rare enemy, not miniboss

[warped hound]

so how am i supposed to survive the desert mines

if 3 those stupid flying things swarm me every other floor

[tropic blade]

Food

[calm sandal]

skill and resources

food, 100 at minimal

[warped hound]

yeah i am

[calm sandal]

equipment, get prismatic sharp asap

[warped hound]

the stupid flying thing time it just right so that i basically can't do anything

[cerulean meteor]

Do you lose weapons if you die in a dungeon? I dont wanna lose my club

[warped hound]

ive lost mine before

[tranquil ferry]

AYYY I WON 1ST PLACE AT FAIR W 101 SCORE

[novel thistle]

@tranquil ferry You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[calm sandal]

skill, (if u re not mobile) dont just stand there and swing ur weapon, do footwork, flying enemies generally easier to lure at desired location so u can guard a side and swing all of em at 1 direction

[calm sandal]

random.

they also easier to evade as long as you keep moving

[tropic blade]

Nice! Have a frog as your reward

[warped hound]

yeah i try to dodge em or whatever but they always come from different directions so i get to choose between taking damage or taking damage

[calm sandal]

sword and hammer has knock points, as long as you keep moving away while swimming once a while, u wont have much trouble

[digital creek]

i now literally have 1 piece of stone bc i wanted to pretty up my farm

[cerulean meteor]

I want to be able to post screenshots

[calm sandal]

for dagger, forget it, if u dont have proper equipment, dont use it

[warped hound]

i have the obsidian edge

[digital creek]

u can eventually!! just gotta lvl up

[tropic blade]

You’ll get them on lvl 5

[calm sandal]

even if the flying unit is in ur way of run, u swing once and they step back a little so u can continue ur path, the struck enemy also going to follow u behind with the rest of flying units

also

dont forget coffee.

or spicy eel.

they boost movement

[rough siren]

my 4 chicken names are walter, jesse, skyler, and saul.

[digital creek]

i miss being married to elliott💔💔he made me coffee all the time

i aint got nobody on this save

[rough siren]

go rizz him up again

[calm sandal]

just keep practicing, there are worse enemies later btw...

[cerulean meteor]

My club oneshots those bug thingies

[spice coral]

I like to carpet bomb the whole level with mega bombs and if they still exist after my fps goes to 40. They will pay

[digital creek]

IDK HOW I HOOKED HIM SO FAST

I MARRIED HIM WINTER 1

YEAR 1

??

I AINT DOIN THAT AGAIN😭

[warped hound]

same but with leah

[rough siren]

IM ALMOST 8 HEARTS W SHANE AND IM STILL IN SPRING YR 1

LMAO

[warped hound]

salads from the pub make it easy

[digital creek]

*??^?%%?%?%?%?%?

[tropic blade]

HOW

[calm sandal]

thats a big lie.

[rough siren]

2 gifts weekly, plus 1 on his bday, no idea

[digital creek]

HES NOT THAT FINE STOP IT

[rough siren]

lemme get ss

[tropic blade]

BRO GAVE SHANE BEER LIKE EVERY WEEK OR SOMETHING?

[calm sandal]

u spend ur money on shane? at spring?

[rough siren]

oh, i cant send imgs yet

[rough siren]

hell yeah i do

[calm sandal]

fair enuf ig

[rough siren]

in all my saves, always, i love him to death

7 3/4ths hearts

[calm sandal]

cant underestimate the power of simp 🤭

[digital creek]

me after fixing shane after that one ||early heart event with jas|| bc shes me and nobody could fix my dad

the traumatic rizz

[rough siren]

||4 heart event? in his bedroom??|| that one makes me cry 😭 all of them do

[digital creek]

YEAH

[tropic blade]

Krobus looks so EVIL

[digital creek]

HEHE

[rough siren]

i procrastinate doing his heart events bc they HURT

[spice coral]

Why people like bums so much

[rough siren]

i cant do math. its 25th of spring and my strawberries have 4 days left. i cant get another harvest out of them, can i?

[rough siren]

daddy issues

[spice coral]

Shane is a whole bum forever

[digital creek]

the 6 heart event ||"im going to kill myself😡" WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HERE*?%?%?%?%?%? ||

HES GROSS BUT I WANT TO FIX HIM

then ill rizz up shane

NOT SHANE ELLIOTT

[rough siren]

I CRIED THE FIRST TIME I EVER EXPERIENCED IT. DEAD SERIOUS

[digital creek]

im too tired

[tropic blade]

I love how everyone’s motivation for marrying shane is to fix him

[rough siren]

immersive shane mod >

[rough plank]

today must be minimum luck

[calm sandal]

and nobody want to fix haley

[digital creek]

ill either rizz up elliott or room with a secret somebody

[rough siren]

he recovers after marriage if u have immersive shane <333

[tropic blade]

You can’t fix a small brain /j

[rough plank]

every floor has enemies comparable to a infested floor, and to add to that, very few ores

[digital creek]

IM GAY

[tropic blade]

LMAO

[serene walrus]

haley

[rough siren]

haley looks like she bullied me freshman year. i hatw her sorry

[tropic blade]

Who’s your favorite spouse

[rough siren]

SHANE

[digital creek]

resd my name

[placid quail]

Elliott just dedicated his romance novel to me 🥺🫶🏻

[tropic blade]

Oh

[serene walrus]

abby <3

[grizzled raptor]

[calm sandal]

penny, shes ideal wife, also want to take her away from short fused pam

[tropic blade]

Wassup

[spice coral]

He’s rizzing you up hard

[digital creek]

IVE HEARD WITH PENNY AND PAM U ||CAN BUILD THEM A HOUSE|| IS IT TRUE

[grizzled raptor]

how much i need red wood for upgared the house

[serene walrus]

yeah

[calm sandal]

whats red wod

[digital creek]

OMG

[spice coral]

Yes but that’s post CC. You are banned now

[digital creek]

GRAAAAAAHHHH

[placid quail]

It worked I gave him a bouquet of flowers so now he’s my boyfriend lol

[woven fern]

Mhm, I did

[digital creek]

the rizz never stop

[tropic blade]

[calm sandal]

yes, but i wont, dont want to give pam a new house that she can trample

[digital creek]

BUT PENNY...

[calm sandal]

marry penny, done

[tropic blade]

What’s with the pam hate

[digital creek]

IM GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spice coral]

I would fix Pam

[spice coral]

Even though she looks racist

[rough plank]

finally

[digital creek]

HELP

[rough plank]

max luck day

extremely rare to me tn

[spice coral]

Everyday is a max luck day to me

[tropic blade]

Pam’s just went through alot. I feel merciful for her

[spice coral]

(I don’t watch the news)

[digital creek]

ok i went and got 100 rocks

im so poor

god i forgot how much money u get from gold cheese and mayonnaise

[spice coral]

Bankrupt from 100 stone

[digital creek]

NO IM COLLECTINF

107 IS ALL I HAVE

[spice coral]

Go mining immediately for more rocks

[serene walrus]

you rock!

hjehehe

[digital creek]

this is much better with the sprinklers tho

[tropic blade]

Riverland

[digital creek]

I LOVE RIVERLAND

[rough plank]

u need more sprinkler action

go mining

[serene walrus]

…riverland

[rough plank]

beach>>>riverland

[serene walrus]

based

[tropic blade]

GUS JUST ENTERED PIERRE’S AT 8:50 HOW DOES HE DO IT

[digital creek]

YALL JUST MAD U CANT FISH‼️‼️

[cerulean meteor]

Question, what does more damage, wooden club or wooden sword?

[spice coral]

Beach and riverland are great

[rough plank]

why am i only lucky with trash cans

got a topaz, yesterday a spicy eel

[tropic blade]

I CAN I JUST NEED FARMING SPACE

[digital creek]

i love dumpster diving

[spice coral]

Doesn’t it tell you when you hover over them

[cerulean meteor]

Nope

[rough plank]

i do it blatantly in front of everyone

[cerulean meteor]

Im on mobile

[digital creek]

THERES PLENTY OF SPACE?????

[tropic blade]

Strandard has more

[digital creek]

i dumpster dive in front of lewis and then give him the trash

[spice coral]

Well I’m fairly certain club is stronger

[rough plank]

try beach farm

[spice coral]

Beach farm is my fav

[rough plank]

you will know what space is

[digital creek]

after i max this one!!!!

[tropic blade]

But you can’t use sprinklers there

[digital creek]

i love it

[rough plank]

crystalariums:

[spice coral]

Who needs sprinklers when you have super wet soil

[digital creek]

ive played a lot of maps i love this one

hilltop my least fav

[spice coral]

Standard I hate the most

[digital creek]

ive never played standard its boring

[spice coral]

But it’s just that. Standard, boring, bland

[ionic marlin]

i like standard :)

[cerulean meteor]

I like the controlled space

[serene walrus]

standard i love

[ionic marlin]

standard teached me all the basic

[digital creek]

omg elliotts birthday tomorrow

[serene walrus]

my first ever farm so i’ve grown to it

and i like to decorate

[digital creek]

IF MY DAMN DUCKS DONT GIVE ME A FEATHER...

[rough plank]

pet them harder

[cobalt hare]

BRO ITS 6AM (sam marriage spoilers?) idk if this is from the actual game or the mod i have pft

[digital creek]

LMFAOOOO

[cobalt hare]

this is the first time hes told me this

im was

[gaunt gale]

I mean those aren’t really gatekept by any farm

[rough plank]

but i can place m o r e

tho

[gaunt gale]

Well you wouldn’t have them on the farm anyway

Best to have them off farm

[rough plank]

i will never even get close to enough crystalariums

[digital creek]

i cant even keep my stone i have to make presses😭

[spice coral]

Bankrupt once again

[rough plank]

the fishing chests r nice

[digital creek]

i have

32 stone

[spice coral]

That’s 32 paths

[digital creek]

true

[rough plank]

spam floor 1

of the mines

if u want pure stone

small + only stone

[digital creek]

YESS

DUCK FEATHER

THANK U

oh elliottt🥰

[tropic blade]

Nice

[rough siren]

mushrooms > fruit for the cave right?

[spice coral]

Opposite

[rough siren]

oh whattt

ive always thought msuhrooms r better

[stiff zinc]

the fruits are cooler

[rough siren]

also waht are the best cave lvls for earth crystals ive been dashing around 1-20 nd cant find em

[calm sandal]

profit wise, mushroom is better, fruit bat is about gambling

[mystic comet]

mushrooms better money wise but fruits are exciting imo

[calm sandal]

i hate gambling

[stiff zinc]

money wise the mushrooms are better

[stiff zinc]

yesyes

[mystic comet]

is like choosing the treasure chest for fisherman

[tropic blade]

I like fruits because then i don’t have to grow the fruit trees

[mystic comet]

[spice coral]

Both useless at the end but the fruit cave you can decorate better

[rough siren]

ive always chose mushrooms bc im bad at money management (i spend $800 on beer weekly)

[mystic comet]

this, it takes all year to grow im cry

[cerulean meteor]

What crop do i buy for summer? I have 3000 dollars

[rough plank]

pam

[cerulean meteor]

Help

[rough plank]

jeebs

3k

blueberries ig

[tropic blade]

Do you have the bus yet?

[rough plank]

ima reset day because i forgot my stuff for clint and didnt make it to robin in time

[mystic comet]

man i do that all the time

sadge

[rough plank]

she came home early

ig

maybe i just came late

[oak trail]

One thing I've noticed with a stardew valley Mobile versus pc, is that with PC it seems to be harder to get resources but easier to get money.

[mystic comet]

time to go joja to force pierre and clint to be available all days of the week

[spice coral]

Money = resources so perhaps pc on top still

[rough plank]

i just forgot my gold bars for clint

[digital creek]

first iridium milk on this save

[mystic comet]

i have mobile too and its so hard to play

[oak trail]

Good point. Although I am drastically lacking copper for now. But I also have to adjust to a slightly a different combat system.

[rough siren]

i literally need one earth crystal and im so angry ive been in the mines since 7am and its 6pm and i cant find shit

[rough plank]

mobile controls for this are pretty bad

ig they gotta make it work

[digital creek]

really? i like playing on mobile

[oak trail]

I really do miss the auto combat of mobile. But I also enjoy the fact that I can enjoy the full features of the game.

[cerulean meteor]

I need help, i have a copper ingot and a thousand bucks to spare, do i upgrade my pickaxe or watering can?

[digital creek]

i turned on the buttons and joystick

very easy

how long does it take for gold to smelt??

[mystic comet]

idk but first year if u dont overplant maybe pickaxe first so u can mine more copper

[spice coral]

Auto combat?

[stark rapids]

5 in game hours

[digital creek]

DAMN

[vital shadow]

I swear to god, earth crystals and quartz are rarer than ||prismatic shards|| when you need them

[vital shadow]

iridium is like 10 hours I believe

[rough siren]

i literally just want mayo this is insane

[mystic comet]

uuf

[digital creek]

not upgrading my axe today then

[vital shadow]

I don't know exactly but it feels like an entire day

[vital shadow]

grind out wood so you don't miss your axe

[oak trail]

Dang it there was a storm today in game I should have taken the opportunity to upgrade my watering can.

[vital shadow]

I like randomly going around chopping trees down

[mystic comet]

or earn lots of money and straight buy from robin even year two onwards

[spice coral]

Said the Brazilian government

[digital creek]

get sprinklers!!

[tranquil ferry]

I FINALLY GOT THE GREENHOUSE

[vital shadow]

gg

[digital creek]

LMFAOOO

[oak trail]

I don't have enough or yet for sprinklers.

[spice coral]

[tranquil ferry]

it may be fall 22 and i'm late as hell

but it's fine i got it

[vital shadow]

I don't bother making quality sprinklers usually

[stark rapids]

If I get lucky, I can have the community center done by end of fall year 1. Just need good luck with traveling cart

[mystic comet]

is ok its my first day of year 3 and i finally unlocked it LMAO

[rough plank]

crocus

[mystic comet]

or go corporate joja

[digital creek]

me with a full quality sprinkler farm

[mystic comet]

fk pierre

[vital shadow]

I go iridium instantly

starting with the greenhouse, ending with the outside farm

[spice coral]

Me on the beach farm

[mystic comet]

how u survive, no sprinklers is so tough

[oak trail]

I don't know how you guys managed to get iridium so fast.

[mystic comet]

[rough plank]

the small patch

[cerulean meteor]

I need 5 copper bars, why did nobody correct me?

[rough plank]

wiki exists

[cerulean meteor]

🥲

[digital creek]

i thought u had 4😭😭😭

[fast needle]

UGH Ikr?!

[stark rapids]

I noticed what you said. I got side tracked

[tranquil ferry]

yo the museum guy came in and handed me a key what i do w it

[spice coral]

It’s way easier than expected. Plus you can get retaining soil so you can plant 2000 things later on no problem

[digital creek]

meet ur new bff

[stark rapids]

Unlocks sewers

[mystic comet]

sheesh tru

[rough plank]

sdv players asking questions on discord instead of opening wiki for 0.1 seconds

[vital shadow]

other means of money making

[spice coral]

God bless whoever updates the wiki for literally everything

[vital shadow]

no wikibois?

[cerulean meteor]

Also, my quarry is broken

[digital creek]

only the best for my bby girls bday😩

[cerulean meteor]

Its not spawning stone

[vital shadow]

you... like... Elliott?

[digital creek]

REAS MY NAME

[vital shadow]

who are you and who hurt you so much

[tropic blade]

People have their own beloved man

[fast needle]

Um ouch? I adore Elliot?

[spice coral]

throws dart omg I love Gus

[digital creek]

hes a zesty feminine guy who likes art and wilderness and is super dramatic

IM a zesty feminine guy who likes art and wilderness and is super dramatic

[rough plank]

i cannot exist for 1 second near elliot

[digital creek]

its perfect

[oak trail]

Stupid slimes keep jumping through me.

[rough plank]

without being irritated

[fast needle]

He’s my favorite bachelor. Thought about doing my pfp with me and Ellie

[vital shadow]

I've had urges to push Elliott into the ocean

[digital creek]

YALL SO MEAN

[fast needle]

^

[digital creek]

who do u like kriis

[vital shadow]

Sophia or Leah

Leah lowkey beats up her boyfriend

[digital creek]

WHY U HATIN ON LEAHS BESTIE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

those two gay les solidarity i dont make the rules sorry

[vital shadow]

lmao

[vital shadow]

what

[digital creek]

im kidding lol

[vital shadow]

I'm having a hard time deciphering what you typed

[digital creek]

headcanons

[digital creek]

LMFAOOO

[tropic blade]

[vital shadow]

💀

[fierce lynx]

[vital shadow]

speaking of

who even dates Emily

like, a lot of people hate Elliott

[digital creek]

I LIKE HER

I DONT DATE HER BUT SHES AMAZING

[vital shadow]

but who even fucking pays attention to Emily

[tropic blade]

Emily’s cool. Just not my taste

[vital shadow]

she's just so forgettable

[woven fern]

Emily is ok

[fast needle]

She’s a little… eccentric

[fierce lynx]

my first dates, but I married haley

[vital shadow]

she's basically a Caroline 2.0

[oak trail]

I like emily. She likes birds and colorful things and shiny things. But I wouldn't date her. On the other hand I only date people if they have something I need so

[tropic blade]

I hc emily to also be one of those zodiac lover girls

[vital shadow]

it's funny how seeing her dance, makes the protagonist go on the same kind of high that Caroline's "special tea" does

[digital creek]

how tf am i supposed to get 80 hardwood for robin😭

[fast needle]

Oh no, at least Emily has personality! Caroline’s whole freakin personality is “my daughter this”

[vital shadow]

||secret woods||

[rough siren]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I FUCKING FOUND AN EARTH CRYSTAL

[spice coral]

That’s a secret

[digital creek]

ITS NOT ENOUGH

[vital shadow]

after twenty years

[fast needle]

NICE!

[digital creek]

IM CUTTING DOWN ALL OF IT

[vital shadow]

you have multiple days

[digital creek]

ITS NOT ENOUGH

IM DOING THE MATH

IM NOT GETTI G RNOUGH

[vital shadow]

then RIP

[rough siren]

no one prepared me of the horrors of sdv (takes 3 days to find a single earth crystal)

[gentle fog]

it'll all respawn everyday

[digital creek]

I LNOW THAY

[oak trail]

Good grief.

Anyways. What's the secret to getting iridium so early that you guys are being able to get a million iridium sprinklers?

[fast needle]

Uhh… did you plant any mahogany trees?

[digital creek]

BUT IM NOT GETTI T RNOUGH💔💔💔

[vital shadow]

||skull caverns||

I always get out with like 80 iridium ore per run...

[oak trail]

But I've seen people get it way Beyond getting to skull cavern.

[vital shadow]

I know you can get some from the ||quarry||

[digital creek]

lol i have iridium from fishing

[oak trail]

On the other hand maybe they just really got there fast.

[tropic blade]

Also. Do people just talk and argue about the topic of spouses every day? Is this a normal occurrence?

[vital shadow]

but that's miniscule

[spice coral]

Geodes and traveling merchant I guess

[tropic blade]

PFFFFT

[vital shadow]

yes

[digital creek]

!elliott

[novel thistle]

https://i.imgur.com/5SA9SXX.jpg

[tropic blade]

I HAVE THE BIRTHDAY MOD AND SEB GAVE ME FOUR CHERRY BOMBS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

[vital shadow]

L

[rough plank]

i am stuck in a cycle of getting money and then instantly spending it

[tropic blade]

WHERE TF DID HE GET THEM FROM

[abstract delta]

I mean makes sense e

[rough plank]

i really need these crops to grow

[vital shadow]

from his dad

[abstract delta]

He lives next to the mines, probably crafted them

He also loves near the quarry

[tropic blade]

HE GAVE ME FOUR MORE

[spice coral]

He mugged the dwarf

[digital creek]

me when i see elliott

[oak trail]

I'm not looking forward to call Kevin either. I just don't seem to do very well with with you know combat this time around.

[tropic blade]

[tropic blade]

HE’S ON MY FARM

[rough plank]

i cant even get to ||sc|| because i just instantly buy a new building from robin and a new tool from clint

im gonna start fishing desperately now

[tropic blade]

He gave me four cherry bombs in a cutscene and when i talked to him he gave me four more

[rough plank]

i need to break out of the cycle

[digital creek]

LMFAOO

[tropic blade]

So i got EIGHT BOMBS

[abstract delta]

Forage too.

[spice coral]

When you run out of space for buildings and have no more tool upgrades you shall then visit

[rough plank]

ye

[tropic blade]

FROM MY HUBBY. AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW HE GOT THEM

[rough plank]

i made like 5k from forage too

[abstract delta]

That's right next to the mines if you use minecarts,

[oak trail]

Ugh.

[tranquil ferry]

what season does ancient seed grow in

[digital creek]

but also emily just like me fr i love parrots

[rough plank]

i also cleaned the forest of trees

[abstract delta]

Go making munny

[tranquil ferry]

it doesn't say on the packet

[abstract delta]

All except winter iirc

[digital creek]

i have rescue birds theyre the farthest fucking thing from parrots but i love them dearly

[abstract delta]

Greenhouse superior tho

[tranquil ferry]

oh when did i get cowpoke damn

[digital creek]

i love talking about my birds would anyone like to see my birds

[oak trail]

Merry I have a cockatiel.

[tranquil ferry]

what does ancient seed plant

[digital creek]

OMG

[abstract delta]

I wanna see birds

[spice coral]

Ancient fruit

[abstract delta]

Ancient fruit...?

[fast needle]

An ancient fruit

[tropic blade]

Lemme see birdies

[spice coral]

[tropic blade]

I have pet bunnies

[abstract delta]

He's so cuuuuute

He looks like a lil dove! Ong

[fast needle]

Put them in a seed maker after it grows seven days later and plant more. Then do wine

[oak trail]

She's only pretending. She's a Butthead most of rbe time.

[fast needle]

Cute birdie!

[rough plank]

treasure for fishing lvl 10 is rather nice rn

[tropic blade]

PUT THE BIRD IN THE SEEDMAKER?

[rough plank]

im getting alot of mining done by literally fishing

[abstract delta]

Ancient fruit is much better than starfruit imo. It doesn't need to be replanted

[fast needle]

XD not the bird the ancient fruit lmao

[oak trail]

Oh.

[digital creek]

(in order) marcine, timmi, rome. marcine i gave to a rehabilitator but i still miss and love him dearly. he recovered well but is a pet now. rome and timmi are a married couple:)

[fast needle]

The more plants you have = more wine

[tranquil ferry]

oh

how do i buy more ancient seeds i only got one from gunther

[rough siren]

shane 8 heart event... cccries... jjjas...... sshanee....

[oak trail]

Those are adorable. I actually helped rescue a pigeon like that to Summers ago. It wasn't flying or anything, so I picked it up and put it in my purse, because I had a handful of groceries and nothing else to put it in. And I got it to a rescue which found a cyst which was why I couldn't fly. Last I heard it had been released and his happily living after

[rough plank]

plant pots

[digital creek]

yay!!

[fast needle]

You can’t buy them. Make more in the seed maker

[abstract delta]

Well once u get ur first fruit, use a seed maker. And everytime u find an ancient seed you can turn them into ancient seeds.

[fast needle]

Or hunt bugs in the mines

[digital creek]

dont worry too much about them not going back to the wild if it happens. theyre domestic animals! just like, abandoned. its like seeing a cat on the street

[abstract delta]

And then your kingdom multiplies

[digital creek]

they will get homes

[oak trail]

True that. But it's the best ending for a feral right

[abstract delta]

Until your house is made of gold

[digital creek]

yeah!!

[abstract delta]

And your clothes are all diamonds

[oak trail]

Last Autumn I helped rescue a yellow-bellied sapsucker, that my neighbor found grounded. But they just needed warming up and we're on their way

[digital creek]

mine were ferals but they cant fly anymore:(

[tranquil ferry]

okay

[digital creek]

AWW

[tranquil ferry]

they're the best crop right?

[digital creek]

i love birds

[oak trail]

It kept stabbing me with its head

[tropic blade]

Here’s a pic of one of my bunnies

[digital creek]

OMG

[tranquil ferry]

cute

now get it's foot

[digital creek]

LMFAOO

[tropic blade]

NO

[abstract delta]

GIVE IT TO PENNY

[tropic blade]

NO

[oak trail]

I'm searching for a buddy for gryphon, so that she's not so alone when I go back to work. But I don't want to get another baby. So it's been a bit of a tricky thing

[digital creek]

WHY DOES SHE LIKE RABBIT FEET

[rough siren]

nom

chews on it like a dog for enrichment

all my chickens are brown besides walter white. he fr the main character

[fast needle]

Penny hates rabbit feet xD

[abstract delta]

Ew.

[rough siren]

takes after his name

[digital creek]

oh lol i got the heart event with elliott

didnt even notice

i was gonna give shane a pepper💀

[fast needle]

Oop

[digital creek]

doin a jiggy💀

[tranquil ferry]

i haven't talked to villagers at all

[digital creek]

WHY NOT

[fast needle]

That’s a shame

[tranquil ferry]

ion got stuff to give em

[digital creek]

omg pierres here

giving him my tradh

[fast needle]

You can get really good stuff from them by mail

[tranquil ferry]

and i'm on a pretty tight schedule

shit

i ignored every birthday bruh

[fast needle]

XD

[abstract delta]

I ignore almost all birthdays tbh

[tranquil ferry]

but not that i have greenhouse and suff

stuff

[abstract delta]

suff

[tranquil ferry]

i should have time to gift people

[abstract delta]

Ig so

People don't deserve my time

[tranquil ferry]

i got the bus

what it do

[digital creek]

omg u want more??? if u insist😇

[abstract delta]

Takes u to ||the desert||

[fast needle]

I’m trying for perfection so I’m getting everyone up to max hearts - birthdays are important to me pfft

[tranquil ferry]

is that a post cc thing

[abstract delta]

HAHAHA L PIERRE LICK MY-

[fast needle]

#stardew-spoilers

[abstract delta]

Kinda

[digital creek]

HOLY SHIT I GAVE ELLIOTT A FEATHER ON HIS BDAY AND I GOT 3 HEARTS

[fast needle]

It’s late CC

[abstract delta]

Elliot likes duck feathers?

[fast needle]

Yes

[abstract delta]

Hm. I have like 30 of em laying around

[fast needle]

And pomegranates

[tranquil ferry]

oh im seasoned now

[digital creek]

yup!! prob makes it a quill

[fickle shore]

you like elliott?

[tranquil ferry]

yeahhh

[abstract delta]

Elliot is a poetic sap pomegranate sucking fop

[fast needle]

I love Elliot ❤️

[abstract delta]

Eugh

[digital creek]

HES FINE!!!

[abstract delta]

No.

[digital creek]

who did u marry

[abstract delta]

Unimportant

[tropic blade]

Say it

[fickle shore]

cant and wont say the same

[digital creek]

did u marry shane

[abstract delta]

no gross barf

[fickle shore]

that dream elliott still haunts me to this day

[abstract delta]

Don't want alcohol breath in my mouth ewwww.

[digital creek]

BWHAHAA

[abstract delta]

Dream Elliot-?

[tranquil ferry]

u can marry people???

[digital creek]

YEAH

[fickle shore]

dreamiott

[abstract delta]

Yes stoopid

[paper coral]

Some of them

[digital creek]

u can marry ppl despite gender too! so guys can marry guys girls can marry girls

[tropic blade]

[rough plank]

repost this again

[abstract delta]

I think Stardew would get to much hate if u couldn't be gay in it

[digital creek]

HES FINE!!!

[abstract delta]

Bruh...

[fast needle]

Yep! You need max hearts and give them a bouquet. Get them to max then give them a mermaid pendant bought on a rainy day

[abstract delta]

Get over Elliot...he's mid

[digital creek]

itd be based on harvest moon too closely

WHO DID U MARRY

[abstract delta]

I guess so...

[digital creek]

WHO DID U MARRY

[fickle shore]

sebastian >>>>>

[abstract delta]

Tehe

[oak trail]

This is too much. Night all!

[mystic comet]

if i invite my partner to the game can i marry them?

[digital creek]

ya

[fast needle]

He’s definitely not mid. He’s high teir.

[tranquil ferry]

goodnight

[fast needle]

Yes!

[mystic comet]

[fast needle]

Good night!

[tropic blade]

Is this a daily occurrence?

[tranquil ferry]

am i the only one who has issues with frame rates in game

[abstract delta]

S tier more like F tier

[tranquil ferry]

no

[rough plank]

i dont even marry anyone

[abstract delta]

Fighting over spouses? Basically

[digital creek]

WHO DID U MARRY

[paper coral]

Same

[abstract delta]

Post that one more time and you will never know

[rough plank]

its a farming game not dating sim

[rough siren]

for waterign cans you wait until it rains the next day to upgrade, right?

[abstract delta]

(as if I'd tell you anyways)

[fast needle]

It’s both xD

[digital creek]

bc ur embarrassed😒😒😒😒

[paper coral]

I'm pretty sure half the new members get scared away cause of that 😂 (jk)

[tropic blade]

You asking me or?

[fast needle]

That’d be smart

[abstract delta]

Go ahead and think that if you want. I'm proud

[abstract delta]

It takes more than one day to upgrade watering can

[digital creek]

why cant u say

[abstract delta]

I'd wait til winter honestly

[woven fern]

OMORI pfp spotted

[abstract delta]

HAHA YEAH

Hi gutz!

[rough siren]

oh thats wonderful thats amazing i will have to hand water 100+ crops until i man up and go into the mines for sprinklers

[tropic blade]

Bro can’t take joke insults. And i call my hubby an emo frog lover.

[abstract delta]

Who can't

[rough plank]

stardew valley players starting a war when being slightly indirectly offended

[abstract delta]

LMAO

[fast needle]

XD good luck lyss

[digital creek]

ARE U TALKING AB ME

DO YALL THINK IM FR😭

[abstract delta]

Yeah

Crazy kid fr

[digital creek]

I ROOM WITH KROBUS‼️‼️‼️

[tropic blade]

Shhhh calm down elliott simp person

[rough plank]

i married the dirt

[tropic blade]

We all know krobus is superior in every form

[mystic comet]

is it true that ur kids haunt u if u kill them

[abstract delta]

Yep

[mystic comet]

[vital shadow]

finish the sentence🤨

[digital creek]

i love krobus

[pearl ermine]

what

you can kill your children in this peaceful farming game???

[mystic comet]

uhh

ehe

[digital creek]

anyway im not fr yall💀

[abstract delta]

Except his room is a literal sewer. I don't want that in my house, ew

[vital shadow]

...................what

[abstract delta]

Yup! And they try to kill you

[tropic blade]

yup

[digital creek]

i aint get mad about farming pixels

[abstract delta]

They haunt you in tv!

[rough plank]

i do

[digital creek]

OMG THEY DO????

[abstract delta]

Ass

[tranquil ferry]

what why can you kill your children

[tropic blade]

[vital shadow]

they actually do?

[tropic blade]

I dunno

[fast needle]

Yep

[digital creek]

u ||turn them into doves||

[abstract delta]

Yup

And they try to kill u

[vital shadow]

I am killing my children, give me a second

[tropic blade]

WAIT NO

[abstract delta]

Gotta slaughter your former kids like slime

[mystic comet]

yeah they haunt u, come back as living dolls that are like ||iridium bats|| etc

[fickle shore]

yes

[rough plank]

take this out of context

[fickle shore]

kill them

[abstract delta]

Kill them al

[vital shadow]

k

[tropic blade]

I don’t know what to say so uh.

[abstract delta]

Children should not exist, humanity should be wiped out to start a new earth

[mystic comet]

do kids come compulsory with marriage cos idw have kids

[digital creek]

no

[rough plank]

why cant i throw away a broken trident

[abstract delta]

Nah. You're spouse asks

[digital creek]

u can say no when they ask

[tropic blade]

You can just say no to them

[mystic comet]

[abstract delta]

If u don't want them to ask remove the crib

[tranquil ferry]

WHAT

[abstract delta]

Bc

[tranquil ferry]

why is there a 20 million gold item

[digital creek]

the babies be so scary

[tranquil ferry]

nvm its 2 but still

[tropic blade]

It’s like juveniles

[digital creek]

WHY DO THEY CHASE U

[mystic comet]

fr and it annoys me that they dont grow up tbh thats creepy

[abstract delta]

Because they want someone to release Thier spirit

[fast needle]

||Oh the return scepter is so good! ||

[tropic blade]

I have a mod on to make the babies cuter lookin so i don’t really mind them

[tropic blade]

It’s the best

[mystic comet]

if they chase u is it possible to kill them again/

[abstract delta]

I so wish they could grow up and play with Jas and Vincent. Without mods.

[fast needle]

Yes

[abstract delta]

(cries in Xbox)

[rough plank]

ig stardew time flows differently

[fast needle]

(Cries in iOS)

[digital creek]

does the fall music remind anyone else of atla

[abstract delta]

Yus. They make that sound when you slaughter a slime. That squelch of human flesh

[digital creek]

i think its the kalimba

[mystic comet]

junimos > babies

[abstract delta]

Very true

[tropic blade]

[rough plank]

junimo tree when

[abstract delta]

Junimos harvest my crops. My babies do not

[mystic comet]

[rough plank]

harvest magic apple

[tropic blade]

[mystic comet]

[digital creek]

i need to adopt some kids with someone so i can divorce them and have krobus move in

[vital shadow]

wait

[digital creek]

if u have kids he calls them krobus jr🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[abstract delta]

Kids lazy af

[vital shadow]

do grapes rot in spring or winter?

[abstract delta]

Rot?

[tropic blade]

Wait what. You can have kids with krobus?

[vital shadow]

or do they stay but not bear fruit

[digital creek]

NOO

[mystic comet]

at least refill my kegs for me or sumthin

[abstract delta]

You mean stop growing? They're a summer fruit

[tropic blade]

That shit cursed

[abstract delta]

Exactly! I mean how hard is it

[digital creek]

they have to be from someone else. krobus is a friend only!!!

[vital shadow]

yea, usually crops wilt
do grapes do that too?

[fickle shore]

ima eat

[tropic blade]

Oh

[vital shadow]

if they don't, I'mma make a massive outside farm

[rough plank]

mods

[abstract delta]

Have fun eating

[digital creek]

NOOOO

[tropic blade]

NO GOD

[digital creek]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[tropic blade]

NO PLEASE NO

[abstract delta]

What tf happened

[tranquil ferry]

what

[rough plank]

is krobus even a dude

[abstract delta]

Did I miss a step or smth

[tropic blade]

Krobus is krobus

[abstract delta]

It's nonbinary

[tranquil ferry]

krobus is an unidentified species

[digital creek]

is krobus a he/they fr

[mystic comet]

krobus is friend

[tropic blade]

Krobus is a shadow person

[vital shadow]

Krobus is beyond yall's pointless gendering, he doesn't care about stupid apes opinion

[mystic comet]

hug friend best

[rough plank]

HE

[vital shadow]

right

[digital creek]

LMFSOO

[tropic blade]

[abstract delta]

Krobus is a he fs

[rough plank]

krobus sounds like a male name

[abstract delta]

He wizard refers to krobus as a he so

[vital shadow]

in polish we have no "they/them" so my brain defaults to he as a no-gender

[rough plank]

therefore he is a man

[tropic blade]

Imagine naming your kid krobus

And you AREN’T a shadow person

[abstract delta]

It's a sick name

[vital shadow]

that's half of the point why it's really hard for me to keep track of they/them pronouns

[abstract delta]

Oh then yeah that's a bit off

[abstract delta]

M

[copper oasis]

i need an apple for a bundle but im in fall. what are other ways i can get 3 apples apart from waiting for next yr. is there a way to buy it or smth ?

[vital shadow]

yeaa

[vital shadow]

the trader sells one every now and then

[fast needle]

Shorty good luck with the traveling merchant

[rough plank]

wow look at all my hard earned cash

i hope i dont instantly spend it again today 😦

[digital creek]

WHY ARE SHEDS SO EXPENSIVE

[woven fern]

Another Elliott lover??

[mystic comet]

go joja, sign the 5k contract, pay to buy the stuff ezwin

[vital shadow]

I just realised, I've slept for 13 hours and 40 minutes💀

[tropic blade]

Elliott suddenly got a ton of fans

[digital creek]

my one and only🙄‼️‼️‼️‼️

[fast needle]

XD

[mystic comet]

is there any benefit getting married in game?

[fast needle]

Yas

[vital shadow]

ew elliott

[mystic comet]

or having friendships?

[tropic blade]

I’m more into frog lovers myself

[vital shadow]

you get to have children, and in SVE; pretty corny dialogue

[tropic blade]

[fast needle]

Yes! You get a star drop at max hearts, they’ll help out too and fix you meals/items/drinks

[pearl ermine]

if i get married and someone calls me “honey” im deleting the game

[rough plank]

1 stardrop, but u get that from krobus who is superior in all ways to all spouses

[tropic blade]

Lmao

[copper oasis]

should i buy the contract even if im almost done the comunity center

[mystic comet]

meh ill just marry my irl boyfriend, no corny dialogue for me OH A STARDROP U SAY

[vital shadow]

Sophia usually uses "Hey you"

[digital creek]

they will occasionally: make u breakfast and/or dinner, fix fences, feed animals, water crops

[woven fern]

[mystic comet]

thats what i did, u only have to pay for one of them to unlock

[vital shadow]

perfect housewifes

[digital creek]

LMFAOO

[abstract delta]

House husband's too

[rough plank]

so krobus but worse

[woven fern]

I love it when Elliott waters my crops for me

[digital creek]

me after turning stardew men into malewifes

[vital shadow]

nah, they're all housewifes

[woven fern]

He knows I don’t wanna do all that!!

[abstract delta]

Gay- ahem

[woven fern]

Malewives

[vital shadow]

fr

[rough siren]

SHANE IS MY BOYFRIEND NOW EVERYONE ONLY TOOK ME TIL 2ND OF SUMMER YR 1

[vital shadow]

oh wait, I forgor

[mystic comet]

also @copper oasis it forces pierre to be open 7 days a week, and also forces clint to be open 7 days a week, and pierre is secretly a weed dealer so he bad >:(

[vital shadow]

hi crystal

[fast needle]

Very nice lyss!

[vital shadow]

Caroline has "special tea" growing in her lightroom or whatever it's called

[woven fern]

[abstract delta]

Henlo

How is u

[tropic blade]

Helo kriis

Wait wrong name

[digital creek]

💀

[woven fern]

My cat keeps yawning in my face

[vital shadow]

as good as sleeping for 13 hours can be

[woven fern]

Stank breath

[abstract delta]

Ooh luxury

[tropic blade]

I know two people named kris. One being kriss and the other being kriis

[vital shadow]

no I'm basically mentally absent

[abstract delta]

Brush his toofies

[vital shadow]

toofies💀

[abstract delta]

People call me Chris and I hate it

[woven fern]

She might not like that

[abstract delta]

Yes toofies

[woven fern]

Now my other cat is trying to bite open the bag of cat food

[abstract delta]

Sucks she wants good teeth doesn't she

[vital shadow]

Chris and Kris is like Liza and Lisa

[abstract delta]

Yeah. My ex used to call me Christopher Columbus to make me mad for fun

Then kiss me before I could punch him

[vital shadow]

💀

[abstract delta]

Yerp

[vital shadow]

that's one way to keep your teeth

[abstract delta]

Uh huh

[woven fern]

[tropic blade]

[woven fern]

That sounds bothersome..

[tropic blade]

Omori fans seeing eachother

[woven fern]

[vital shadow]

fr

tbh I've never watched Omori

[tropic blade]

It’s a game.

[woven fern]

It’s an incredible psychological horror rpg

[digital creek]

tf is omori

[vital shadow]

yeah, watched as in; I'm not going to waste my money on a blind game

[pearl ermine]

i played omori for 3 minutes and got scared

[woven fern]

It is a horror game

[vital shadow]

as in going blind into a game

[woven fern]

I watched a long gameplay but I might buy it myself

[tropic blade]

I played it

Fun

[mystic jasper]

Omor. Farming and trauma

[tropic blade]

[small basin]

Hm...

[woven fern]

[tropic blade]

My farmer IS named after one of the characters

[woven fern]

What’s their name

[tropic blade]

Sunny

[digital creek]

omg hes from that i always get confused when ppl talk about him

[woven fern]

Noice ol sun bun

[digital creek]

bc thats my name😭

[woven fern]

Ohh what a coincidence

[tropic blade]

Nice

[digital creek]

1 more fish and ill be done w the tank

[woven fern]

Kel is definitely my favorite out of all of them

[fast needle]

Nice job merry

[digital creek]

y1 lol

the grind never stop

[woven fern]

fr