#stardew-valley

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candid gate
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and display it where?

quick mesa
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on a board or on a table

spice coral
cinder carbon
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Pearls? You can get many

quick mesa
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the club slams down onto the ground 2 times dealing damage the sword just holds up using it as a shield which damages and daggers are single hit stabbing 4-5 times

cursive quarry
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yall this bot be going offfff SDVbouncerstare

quick mesa
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!alex

ionic rampart
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Guys

cursive quarry
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broo

ionic rampart
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I know no one asked

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But i just finished Celeste

candid gate
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but?

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crazy

quick mesa
terse beacon
ionic rampart
quick mesa
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whats celeste

candid gate
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how do i give willy a squid? do i sell it to him or wait for him to get off work

quick mesa
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you give it to him

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as a gift

spice coral
candid gate
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bro i gave it to him but my quest didnt complete

quick mesa
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haha

candid gate
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so mean

quick mesa
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he scammed you

candid gate
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how can i kill him

quick mesa
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theres a mod which allows you to swing a scythe at anyone and they get knocked like morris when morris vs pierres and when they get hit you get an item

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bro my cat just attacked my feet

cobalt hare
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Does it matter where I place my lightning rods for crop protection or as long as I have one placed down anywhere my crops are safe

quick mesa
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nah it doesnt matter

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it only matters if a villager runs into it

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cause then they ruin it

spice coral
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I have 20 of them things shoved away in the corner

quick mesa
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LIKE THE STUPID IDIOT THEY ARE

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I HATE PENNY BECAUSE OF IT

kindred burrow
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which mines would give me the best chance of getting an ancient seed

solemn token
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How should i decide between fruit and mushroom cave?

quick mesa
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the ones with the blue bugs

kindred burrow
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blue bugs give best chance for seed?

proud pivot
kindred burrow
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ok

proud pivot
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All at the same rate

quick mesa
solemn token
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I mean, i probably don't need some "design" in the tiny cave

cunning apex
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.-. hey im on my first game, in the first summer... am i supposed to be selling my crops or holding on to them to make recipes later?

kindred burrow
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oh shoot if i pllanted coffee just now, will it die in the summer?

quick mesa
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and do you want money or community centre built really fast

solemn token
quick mesa
kindred burrow
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will my coffee be dead in the turn of season?

proud pivot
kindred burrow
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so it doesnt matter if i put it in late, itll survive the season?

quick mesa
proud pivot
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If it turns to a season that it also grows it, it stays alive

kindred burrow
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YESSSS

strong scarab
kindred burrow
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thank you!

quick mesa
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@solemn token basically heres some pro's and cons of both

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Pros of mushrooms
6 mushrooms everyday
gives alot of money
and gives the ability to craft life elixers

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The cons are that they dont give forage exp

strong scarab
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Also you have to visit every single day for it to be optimal profit

quick mesa
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and they are always common star (no star)

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yes

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and pros and cons of the bat cave

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Pros :
They can have stars
The stars can be affected by level (quality)
And they give foraging exp

proud pivot
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Also a Pomegranate in year 1 from the Cave saves you having to buy a sapling

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Chance based, but a decent enough chance I usually rely on it

quick mesa
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cons:
Its not everyday they spawn
Not alot of use when the centre is done
And doesnt give alot of money

spice coral
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I have some processing machines outside the entrance and grab the stuff thats in the cave after the jelly is done. Its nice not running in there everyday for shroomz

quick mesa
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ive always been choosing the fruit cave but i might try the mushrooms for the design

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since for fruits furniture can affect with your fruits

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or do i do bats like alwasys

spice coral
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Flip a coin

quick mesa
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k

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heads or tails

spice coral
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heads

quick mesa
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k fruits are heads and mushrooms are tails

spice coral
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I also never craft the life elixirs. If anything I bulk craft oil of garlic and im set forever

quick mesa
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fruity cave

spice coral
quick mesa
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the SDViconstardroppride cave

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simon cowel sucks

hexed smelt
hexed smelt
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I should grab a pic with mushrooms growing.

quick mesa
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i wanna sacrfice penny for how stupid she is

meager cypress
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L

quick mesa
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you think im talking bout sdv penny or pokemon penny?

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or the penny coin

meager cypress
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I knew who you were talking about I just thought it'd be funny to say hi

quick mesa
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oh

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e

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btw some kid openly told me that the hacker who was calling me was penny

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specifically

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an npc kid

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@meager cypress that one kid was a snitch

candid gate
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how do i get large eggs and large milk? do i just need to be lucky?

quick mesa
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no

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you need to pet yo chickens and cows

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and feed them

candid gate
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pet them?

proud pivot
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Once they get friendly enough, they'll start producing Large produce

quick mesa
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yk how when you interact wiht them a heart appears

candid gate
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bruhhh

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no hearts appeared

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just some black circle

quick mesa
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you need to feed them and then pet them

meager cypress
candid gate
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they want so much from me

quick mesa
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imma go host a multiplayer

kindred burrow
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whats the point of spring festival

quick mesa
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which festival?

proud pivot
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Strawberries from the egg festival.
Friendship points from the flower dance, and rare crow/flower crafting recipe

kindred burrow
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oh ok

quick mesa
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someone said alex was ugly

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should i doxx them?

cobalt hare
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How do I make mayo sell for more

quick mesa
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mayo machine

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you put eggs in them machines

proud pivot
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Artisan at level 10 farming will make it sell for more

cobalt hare
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when is the best time to plant the fruit trees?

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But like any rarity increases

quick mesa
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specifically

cobalt hare
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I’m already at lvl 10 with artisan

candid gate
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what seeds should i plant in spring

quick mesa
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the first day before the month they start growing

terse beacon
proud pivot
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The only thing that can do Silver or Iridium quality is a late game animal

cobalt hare
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That’s it?

cobalt hare
quick mesa
cobalt hare
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Do they like disappear when the seasons change .-.

candid gate
quick mesa
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if you dont have them then cauli flower

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basically

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if you have strawberrys use them

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if not

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cauliflower

proud pivot
terse beacon
proud pivot
cobalt hare
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o ok thankss

cobalt hare
quick mesa
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yes

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void chicks

proud pivot
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I cannot tell you the animal here

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Void chickens make their own type of Mayo, and only has base quality

terse beacon
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Thats post cc content

cobalt hare
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How do you get large eggs though

cobalt hare
quick mesa
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some keeps asking me for feet pics tf do i do

cobalt hare
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Ok

proud pivot
kindred burrow
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fiddlehead fern is found where?

quick mesa
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dinosaur floors

proud pivot
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secret woods during Summer

kindred burrow
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oh my god i just need wool or goat milk and im set for the greenhouse!!!

quick mesa
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who do yall alwasys romance

mystic comet
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Why is it winter the next day

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I’m sentimentalll

quick mesa
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idk

mystic comet
kindred burrow
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cant you put bombs in sling shot?

quick mesa
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yes

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only explosive ammo though

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not any bombs

kindred burrow
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ohhhh

quick mesa
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costs 500 to buy them

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and you can only buy them at level 8-9 combat

kindred burrow
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OH

cobalt hare
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Winter is great for skill leveling

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Especially foraging

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And except farming

kindred burrow
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who wants maple syrup in secret woods

cobalt hare
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But you should get lvl 10 in year 1

quick mesa
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btw

hexed smelt
quick mesa
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if you have ginger island

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every fruits/veg's/ stuff like that can grow there

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no matter the season

kindred burrow
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do i give maple syrup to the statue

quick mesa
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yes

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wait

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no

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sweet gems you need

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only 1 though

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unless bear

hexed smelt
kindred burrow
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but the secret note said he wanted maple syrup and he had awful spelling

quick mesa
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maple syrup gives bear

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try being a bear and writing english

kindred burrow
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oh where do i find him

quick mesa
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secret woods

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you need to bring maple syrup with you though

kindred burrow
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where all the hardwood is

quick mesa
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yes

hexed smelt
kindred burrow
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i didn't know it was abear to be clear LOL

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it was great for a bear writing it

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better than doctor's prescriptions

hexed smelt
quick mesa
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how is little apple beings called junimo's normal in stardew valley but lewis and marnie dating not

hexed smelt
proud pivot
quick mesa
mystic comet
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CA100RJI_catconfusion I just sold smth at Pierre and my money bar shook for like a good minute what’s up with that

quick mesa
gaunt gale
terse beacon
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Fuck pierre

quick mesa
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keep a sword with you to bed tonight

brazen aurora
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guys rancher or tiller as farming skill?

quick mesa
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brb i hear my cat screaming at my sister

proud pivot
hexed smelt
brazen aurora
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yeah looks better

cursive quarry
hexed smelt
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The animal branch is kind of meh.

mystic comet
proud pivot
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I like Shepard late game, but that's when I'm not constantly selling stuff, and can just stock pile for awhile. Then I switch back to Artisan to sell

quick mesa
quick mesa
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and should i sacrfice him

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great now hes trying to kill me

cobalt hare
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Y’all I’m making robin work overtime

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She’s working on something every day

quick mesa
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lool

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overwork her untill she dies

cobalt hare
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I’ve spent like 200k on farm upgrades this past summer and fall

quick mesa
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my cat is trying to kill me steal

kindred burrow
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ugh this bear is so cute

quick mesa
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my cat is now licking himself

cursive quarry
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lol

quick mesa
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what if i give him a knife

cursive quarry
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let's not :/

shy badger
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what did I just read

crystal gale
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Is gojng for a big barn better than a big coop?

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Going*

quick mesa
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depends

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do you want pigs or incubated pets

crystal gale
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Ah.., i have a dino egg lol

shy badger
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Then go coop

crystal gale
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So probably the incubating lol

tawny marten
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Hi, I just downloaded SDV on my switch after playing it on my phone for a while. Does anybody know how to save your game on the switch? The button isn't in the settings...
(Ofc I mean saving besides going to bed)

quick mesa
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sleepy

proud pivot
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Console and PC automatically saves when you go to Sleep in Game

shy badger
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You have to go to bed... everytime you do it saves

tawny marten
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I know that, but on mobile there is a quick save option. So does that not exist at all on the switch? .-. Bc that would be really stressful honestly.

proud pivot
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Oddly that is a mobile only thing

quick mesa
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what if i get into a fist fight with my cat and lost

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what would i do

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would i have to shun myself from society

digital herald
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Hair
Long

tawny marten
coral wing
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Eh, mobile kinda clunky

quick mesa
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if someone gives me a fiver i will fist fight my cat

digital herald
coral wing
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Fair

candid gate
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how to get oak rasin?

quick mesa
candid gate
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resin*

digital herald
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Also
Mobile has auto attack and switches to correct tools
Auto walking.

Mobile spoils the player lmaooo

candid gate
quick mesa
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the oak tree

tawny marten
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The Auto attack on mobile barely ever works and attacking manually doesn't work either bc my character just runs into the monster and stands there waiting for death instead of attacking. This is the main reason I bought it for the switch as well...

quick mesa
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idk how to explain it

thin sand
candid gate
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how does it look like

thin sand
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It's one of them

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It has brown bark

quick mesa
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search it up

fossil sparrow
thin sand
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And green leaves

candid gate
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ty

thin sand
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Np

fossil sparrow
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just walk near the enemy

proud pivot
tawny marten
fossil sparrow
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💔

tawny marten
fossil sparrow
kindred burrow
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OH MY GOD

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I got an ancient seed!@!!

tawny marten
kindred burrow
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should i donate it to gunther?

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or plant and make more

fossil sparrow
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😭😭

quick mesa
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none

icy nova
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Hallos^^ I was actually wondering if I should get stardew on switch? Is it like worth it?

quick mesa
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do you have a green house

kindred burrow
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im about to soon, so NO

proud pivot
quick mesa
mystic comet
tawny marten
kindred burrow
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...so donate it?

proud pivot
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You HAVE to donate it. THe one you currently have is not plantable

icy nova
quick mesa
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@kindred burrow when you have the green house plant the ancient seeds in their so then you get it every single year

mystic comet
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Sadge

kindred burrow
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oh

quick mesa
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and it wont die

kindred burrow
quick mesa
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basically

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you donate it then you get the actual seed

tawny marten
quick mesa
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and the ability to craft the seeds

proud pivot
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This thing is NOT plantable

quick mesa
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yes

fossil sparrow
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huh

proud pivot
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You have to donate it to learn the recipe to make it plantable

dire wave
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Is there any way to save the game without sleeping the rest of it away?

quick mesa
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no

icy nova
quick mesa
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i hate them crows more then i hate penny

crimson zephyr
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I have caught every single vanilla fish

fossil sparrow
candid gate
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can i buy a chocolate cake?

quick mesa
fossil sparrow
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😭

quick mesa
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because those STUPID CROWS ACT LIKE THEY OWN MY FARM

fossil sparrow
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skeleton crying

balmy mist
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If i put a megabomb in between a buch of trees will they break and give wood?

quick mesa
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You need multiple

proud pivot
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I wanna say it's 3 bombs?

quick mesa
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try 10 just incase though

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and remember

balmy mist
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Alright, but it gives the wood right?

quick mesa
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stand inbetween all of them for more efficiancy

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yes

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stand inbetween all 10 bombs once placed at the same time

balmy mist
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Ok ty

proud pivot
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The trees will do their regular Falling animation, and drop the wood like usual

dire wave
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They do own your farm just like irl. The scarecrows have a radius of something like 8 tiles (not a guess, that is what the wiki says). They are way worth the loss of one plantable spot per scarecrow.

kindred burrow
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oh gunther GAVE me ancient seeds haha

quick mesa
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yes

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do NOT plant them yet untill you have the green house

kindred burrow
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ok!

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why?

quick mesa
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they die every fall

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winter i mean

kindred burrow
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oh ok

quick mesa
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and if you plant it at the start of the year

proud pivot
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I mean, he should still plant if there's time to grow, and then use seedmakers on the fruit

quick mesa
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you only get 8 if oy never miss any day

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of watering

proud pivot
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The only reason he shouldn't is if he doesn't have Lightning rods yet

candid gate
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how can i get a chocolate cake

quick mesa
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community center 5k

candid gate
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i did that already

quick mesa
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ash from the pokemon anime died 6 times

proud pivot
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Other than it randomly showing up at the Saloon, you just have to make it

candid gate
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how do i get the thing to make it

mystic comet
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What’s the choco cake for

quick mesa
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eating

mystic comet
proud pivot
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Queen of Sauce, 14th winter year 1

candid gate
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yea i have that

mystic comet
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Ouh just eating

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Oh

candid gate
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i need the recepie thingy

mystic comet
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Tbh I been missing out on watching the really

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Telly*

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Where do I get the sushi recipe btw

proud pivot
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Sashimi is from having 3 hearts with Linu. Maki Roll can be bought from the Saloon

candid gate
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how long does it take to make wine

quick mesa
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6.25 days

summer dragon
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where do i find each fish?

quick mesa
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google

hexed smelt
quick mesa
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btw

summer dragon
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oooo i found a good chart

quick mesa
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i had a thingy pulsating on my farm appear lately

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and one time when i went to the town i saw a black figure run into a push

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what does it mean?

proud pivot
quick mesa
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it gave me a little spook more then i got spooked after finding out theirs a shirtless alex mod

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i hated that mod

dire wave
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I have 2 or 3 questions I can't find the answer to. How do you actually put bait and tackle onto your fishing rod?

quick mesa
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you need fiberglass rod or iridium rod

dire wave
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I have the fiberglass

quick mesa
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and when you got those you right click the bait with it

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you hold the bait

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and put it into your thing but hovering the bait over it and right clicking

proud pivot
quick mesa
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ukulele pichu from pokemon ranger 3

dire wave
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Do you mean put the bait onto the bobber as it floats?

quick mesa
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no

dire wave
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I am on xbox

hexed smelt
kindred burrow
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WOAH

icy nova
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Oh god

quick mesa
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call the police

kindred burrow
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is that a mod

proud pivot
quick mesa
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i hope it is a mod so i dont see it

dire wave
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OK, I got it for bait, thanks. Is it the same for the cork bobber?

quick mesa
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yes

proud pivot
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Yeah, that has to be an Iridium Rod though

dire wave
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Oh, not fiberglass.

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That is where I amgoing wrong there.

candid gate
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for how much gold does the cauliflower sell?

quick mesa
# velvet tendon help

do you need help finding the mod? do you need the ambulance? is someoen robbing you? is someone using cheats in your multiplayer world?

dire wave
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So the bait is one bait per use. It only helps fishing go faster. That seems like a lot of clicking to shave a few seconds off a cast. Is it worth it?

soft talon
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Yes

proud pivot
dire wave
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Oh, OK. You said that to begin with. I forgot. Sorry. and thanks for the help.

quick mesa
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abc to sacrfice babies with me

dire wave
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I forgets bad.

kindred burrow
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is lava katana good?

quick mesa
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mej

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its mej

kindred burrow
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well it better be better than obsidian edge lol

quick mesa
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i killed 3 people (for the giggles)

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the 3 poeple being the kids i had with alex

proud pivot
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Lava Katana is pretty good if you haven't gotten a Prim Shard yet. I usually just farm skeletons for a bone sword and use that though

kindred burrow
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is bone sword better until galaxy swotd

proud pivot
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No

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Wiat

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Bone sword isn't as good as Lava Katana, but I don't like spending the 25k on it

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This is post CC discussion.

quick mesa
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okay thank you

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my cat just screamed at me

candid gate
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scream back

quick mesa
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do i hiss back at it?

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growl?

candid gate
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yes

quick mesa
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meow?

hexed smelt
candid gate
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the same thing he did

quick mesa
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ill growl at my cat and see what it does

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he attacked me

candid gate
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fight back

quick mesa
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fist fight?

candid gate
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yes

calm sleet
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Yes

quick mesa
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k brb im gonna fist fight my cat

late steppe
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what day does lewis show you the cc?

icy nova
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Day 5

late steppe
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no that’s when you get the mines

quick mesa
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he stole my husband

distant sphinx
late steppe
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oh

calm sleet
quick mesa
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hes single

late steppe
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it’s day 10 and he hasn’t introduced me to it

calm sleet
quick mesa
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hes a cat

calm sleet
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Play the long game

quick mesa
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okay

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cat tinder

distant sphinx
proud pivot
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Honestly, it being that specific is kind of dumb when you think about it... It's meant to be the main objective at the start of the game.

calm sleet
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I almost always walk from the bus stop so I don't see how you would miss it for 5 days straight

proud pivot
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Going straight up to get to the mines faster probably

calm sleet
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Actually didn't it also need to be a specific time to trigger?

quick mesa
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what if i argue with my cat

calm sleet
quick mesa
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alex does not count as bitches

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we both dont have bitches

calm sleet
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Damn 😔

icy nova
calm sleet
quick mesa
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yeah

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my cat always assaults my dog

calm sleet
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Does your dog have bitches?

quick mesa
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no

calm sleet
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Literally runs in the family then lol

quick mesa
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my dog is stupid

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my cat is trying to knock town my air purifier

candid gate
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where does a prismatic slime spawn?

quick mesa
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any floor

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but go for floor 5

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its easiest

candid gate
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ty

quick mesa
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yw

candid gate
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now go fight the cat to the death

quick mesa
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tried too

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he stole alex off of me

calm sleet
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Try again

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You dont have alex to lose anymore

quick mesa
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he threatened to also take my kids if i tried again

calm sleet
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Sounds like a win win ngl

candid gate
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for how much gold does the cauliflower sell for

quick mesa
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4k

candid gate
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huh

calm sleet
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You can search it on the wiki

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(saying that because i don't know lol)

proud pivot
candid gate
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ty

quick mesa
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bulbasaur charmander or squirtle

candid gate
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neither

proud pivot
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Chimchar

quick mesa
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popplio

terse beacon
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I would use none of them

candid gate
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i like the one thats a duck and has a lilipad on his head

terse beacon
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I would get rid of them once i got 6 other pokemon

calm sleet
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Eevee

quick mesa
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if i had the chance i would use popplio

novel thistleBOT
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@quick mesa You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

calm sleet
terse beacon
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Congrats

terse beacon
quick mesa
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aquamarine

quick mesa
proud pivot
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Poke the Cow

terse beacon
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I dont wanna poke marcy ew

quick mesa
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i hate physical contact more then i hate penny

candid gate
quick mesa
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no

terse beacon
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Yes any floor that slimes spawn on

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Its not common

proud pivot
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It's a 5% chance to spwn

quick mesa
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5%

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took my almost an hour to find one

calm sleet
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1 in every 20

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Doesn't sound bad

proud pivot
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Constantly just resetting the x5 Floors with the elevator is the best way to look for it.

quick mesa
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which eeveelution do you like

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brb my cat is attacking me

calm sleet
proud pivot
calm sleet
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I like dogs and it looks very much like one

wet phoenix
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what kind of items should i put in the fair

quick mesa
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i used to like vaporeon untill i found out about the pokemon fandom

calm sleet
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💀

proud pivot
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The best way to get points is a mix of Variety and Quality. Variety as in "Fruit, Fish, Forage, Artisan Good, Animal product"

candid gate
#

should i get the big coop or the big barn first

proud pivot
#

But if the item is valuable enough and good quality you can also just spam 9 of it. Like 9 Gold quality Large Milk would work

quick mesa
#

do oyou want pigs or incubation

candid gate
#

hm?

#

i want goats

calm sleet
#

I put a iridium quality smallmouth bass and got an average soup.
I was disappointed
(Literally after this i learned that rarity and sell price also matters)

quick mesa
#

barn

calm sleet
#

I literally saved the fish for an entire season

proud pivot
#

Yeah smallmouth of pretty bleh

kindred burrow
#

is wine making the same for all fruits in terms of time?

kindred burrow
#

is it chance to get iridium wines?

quick mesa
#

no

candid gate
quick mesa
#

you have to get the final house upgrade

#

barn up i think

kindred burrow
#

ok i put in gold strawberries and i got regular wine

quick mesa
#

sell high quality stuff

kindred burrow
#

oh

quick mesa
#

and presearve or keg regular

kindred burrow
#

so make wine out of regular stuff?

proud pivot
kindred burrow
#

gotcha

fossil sparrow
#

what is a midnight carp

#

do i sell it or keep it

quick mesa
#

!alex

fossil sparrow
#

real

#

so real

quick mesa
#

!evelyn

proud pivot
#

It kind of depends how many Machines you have to use. A gold quality crop will still be worth more put in a Keg

fossil sparrow
#

were getting married tomorrow

quick mesa
#

!evellyn

#

!evvelynn7

#

!evelynn

#

how do i spell evelyn

calm sleet
#

No Evelyn 😔

proud pivot
#

But if you don't have enough Kegs to make all your fruit into Wine in a reasonable amount of time, selling the gold quality ones, while turning regular into wine is a pretty good idea

quick mesa
#

!evelyn

#

!george

calm sleet
#

What

#

Ok ima head out now

quick mesa
#

!eliot

novel thistleBOT
#

Elliott has two l's and two t's in it...

wooden crater
#

you just got absolutely slaughtered

quick mesa
fossil sparrow
#

do i need to keep the flowers to get a specific honey?

#

or can i harvest it

wooden crater
#

need to keep

fossil sparrow
#

okay

fossil sparrow
wooden crater
#

No

quick mesa
wooden crater
#

as long as it is grown

fossil sparrow
#

so just leave it 🐝

wooden crater
#

yes

fossil sparrow
#

🤞

#

okok

wooden crater
#

harvest it on the last day of the season

fossil sparrow
#

i picked one tho who loves fairy rose

quick mesa
#

is it okay to doxx the governor

wooden crater
fossil sparrow
#

jas iirc?

#

oke

fossil sparrow
wooden crater
#

but otherwise yes that's perfect]

#

You'll probably win with that selection anyway

quick mesa
#

marnie sucks

wet phoenix
#

i don't think i could make any artisan goods in time for the fair

#

it's tomorrow

#

and the day is almost over

quick mesa
#

why is she forcing me to pay 25k just for something to pet a cow

wooden crater
#

but also you dont need to

#

your current selection is fine

proud pivot
wooden crater
quick mesa
#

still

proud pivot
#

Also if yuo have any Mayo Makers or Cheese makers, making an egg or milk into an artisan good will help

wooden crater
#

Definitely replace the wheat

quick mesa
#

my cat hates me

wet phoenix
quick mesa
proud pivot
#

That would likely be enough then. I could do the math if you want to know exactly.

Even uf you don't get first, ther's other ways to get points

wooden crater
#

like

#

even without calculations

proud pivot
#

It's not catagorized as anything

#

So what I would do is, Make an egg into Mayo, get a better value fish, replace the clam with literally anything, and the wheat with a more valuable crop

wooden crater
#

They're gonna win anyway @proud pivot

#

that's really unnecessary

wet phoenix
#

would a shad be a good fish?

candid gate
#

its day 8 and my wine is still not ready?

proud pivot
wooden crater
#

If they do 2 of those things they're fine though right

quick mesa
#

are welsh people real?

proud pivot
#

Shad is slightly better than Sardine

wooden crater
#

This is something I have always said

#

I live in the UK but have never met a single Welsh person ever

quick mesa
#

great now im disappearing

wooden crater
#

Welsh people are myths

quick mesa
#

just like my cat actualy caring about me

candid gate
#

where are welsh people from

quick mesa
#

wales

candid gate
#

whats that

wooden crater
quick mesa
#

a country inside uk

wooden crater
candid gate
#

no

distant sphinx
#

💀

quick mesa
#

british?

candid gate
#

no

quick mesa
#

oh

#

irish?

candid gate
#

noo

quick mesa
#

stupid?

candid gate
#

that might be possible yeah

quick mesa
#

your ethnicity is 25% stupid 25% unintelligent 25% dumb and 25% stupid

wooden crater
#

Wales is the purple country

candid gate
#

so meab

#

mean

quick mesa
#

playboy where you from?

candid gate
#

romania

quick mesa
#

ohhhh

#

now i understand how yo never heard of wales

#

welsh people are the reason gay people are gay

candid gate
#

thats

#

good?

quick mesa
#

no jamie im not a dog

#

unless were speaking of alex

candid gate
#

bro how do i get oak resin

#

i just cant find it

wooden crater
quick mesa
#

by putting a tapper on an oak tree

#

FUCK

candid gate
#

uh

#

whats that

quick mesa
proud pivot
wooden crater
quick mesa
#

welsh people invented iron smelting

wooden crater
#

Welsh people don't exist

quick mesa
#

stop making me disappear

#

if you do i will break the fabric of reality

candid gate
#

someone told me that i have to shake oak trees bruh

quick mesa
#

oh yeah you have to shake them

#

it takes 100 shakes for a 50% chance of them appearing

distant sphinx
#

Legally required to

quick mesa
#

either that or wait 7 days for oak resin to appear

proud pivot
fossil sparrow
quick mesa
#

if you dont sahke the trees 100 times it wont work

fossil sparrow
#

finally rizzed him up

distant sphinx
quick mesa
fossil sparrow
wooden crater
fossil sparrow
quick mesa
#

my lagged

fossil sparrow
#

loml fr

candid gate
#

why do people like alex so much

quick mesa
#

because

#

he has an interesting backstory

#

like his mother dying and his dad leaving

candid gate
#

he looks like a basic white guy in 2023

cobalt hare
#

ty

quick mesa
#

😠

wooden crater
#

he sucks as a person but oh well

fossil sparrow
#

actually idk because hes sporty

candid gate
#

crazy

fossil sparrow
#

hes like

quick mesa
#

welsh people invented the microphone

fossil sparrow
#

the embodiment of my real crush

#

but in the game

#

just my type fr

quick mesa
candid gate
#

😱

quick mesa
#

he called me a twinkie

fossil sparrow
quick mesa
#

couldnt think of anything else

candid gate
#

isnt that something you eat

quick mesa
#

just twinkie

candid gate
#

like a candy or sum

fossil sparrow
#

twinkie

distant sphinx
quick mesa
#

you*

wooden crater
fossil sparrow
candid gate
#

they sound tasty

wooden crater
#

i ate one and felt sick for like 3 hours

fossil sparrow
#

my crush just said no go like someone else

candid gate
#

ship them to me plspls

fossil sparrow
#

and now we’re friends

quick mesa
#

welsh people invented the microphone

candid gate
#

you told us that

quick mesa
#

no i didnt

wet phoenix
#

ok this is what i've managed to gather, i have no more time to get anything

candid gate
quick mesa
#

i have short term memory loss

hexed smelt
quick mesa
wooden crater
candid gate
#

do i lose hearts with my cow quandale if i dont feed him for a day?

wooden crater
#

if you have a diamond/pris shard, use it for the 9th slot

keen cargo
#

what should i breed my purple slime with

fossil sparrow
candid gate
#

i dont have enough hay

fossil sparrow
#

(husband)

fossil sparrow
wooden crater
candid gate
#

i have that

fossil sparrow
#

go get grass

candid gate
#

i did

wooden crater
quick mesa
#

@novel thistle after consuming lewis' entire shorts

fossil sparrow
#

go buy some hay from cow girl

ashen flume
candid gate
#

shes not there

proud pivot
candid gate
#

can i collect the hay from the silo?

fossil sparrow
wooden crater
distant sphinx
#

Plumb

terse beacon
proud pivot
#

Diamond is good

ashen flume
fossil sparrow
distant sphinx
wooden crater
quick mesa
#

my cat is homophobic 😠

wooden crater
#

!feed

terse beacon
quick mesa
#

!pet

#

!help

novel thistleBOT
#

View your XP: !xp
View your level: !lvl

List custom commands: !list
Define a custom command: !define NAME [%mention%] MESSAGE (only available to certain roles)
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]

View this message: !help

quick mesa
#

!list

novel thistleBOT
quick mesa
#

!arph

candid gate
quick mesa
#

!cats

terse beacon
#

Smh

proud pivot
candid gate
#

@terse beacon

fossil sparrow
terse beacon
quick mesa
#

etrama did they send alex's?

candid gate
terse beacon
terse beacon
quick mesa
#

tf

candid gate
#

where is leah

quick mesa
#

!ellinut

quick mesa
#

ew its fucking ugly

fossil sparrow
#

does spouses just stand at ur house all day when u first get married

quick mesa
#

yes

wet phoenix
#

yesss

#

i won

distant sphinx
#

Conga rats

quick mesa
#

!harmony

novel thistleBOT
wet phoenix
#

ok that was a waste of time though

i just got star tokens i don't need

quick mesa
#

omg

#

!junimo

quick mesa
#

junimo

#

can i get a pet junimo

wet phoenix
candid gate
#

can i eat a junimo

quick mesa
ashen flume
quick mesa
#

!link

quick mesa
#

!linus

quick mesa
#

!linux

quick mesa
#

pengim

candid gate
#

all animals look so tasty

quick mesa
#

yes

#

even junimo

#

does it taste like jelly?

candid gate
#

ive never ate a duck

fossil sparrow
#

should i clear all of my farm?

fossil sparrow
candid gate
#

i ate a rabbit once

fossil sparrow
#

try it when u get a chance

ashen flume
fossil sparrow
ashen flume
#

When new trees arent growing

fossil sparrow
#

oo ok

spice coral
#

Winter is also when you generally dont have many things to do

fossil sparrow
#

look we’re kissing

candid gate
#

do you need that 13k?

serene walrus
hoary mango
#

||first ever deep dive on skull cavern, went in with 100 bombs and staircases, thoughts on my results?||

fossil sparrow
#

💀💀why this mf flirting with me

hoary mango
#

managed to get to 145 btw

distant hatch
#

How to I do cooking in this game

keen cargo
#

what do i do with 60k

fossil sparrow
#

use the ktichen to cook

spice coral
candid gate
#

can i marry the wizard

distant hatch
wheat rampart
#

Hiiii

spice coral
#

You can also make cookout kits

quick mesa
#

alex grippers (not clickbait)

keen cargo
hoary mango
candid gate
wheat rampart
#

i wanna have a co-op game with someone but sadly none of my friends play stardew

candid gate
#

force them to plaay it

wheat rampart
#

ur so right i should

#

except it costs money and almost all of em are super broke

candid gate
#

buy them the game

onyx bear
#

what do u play on?

quick mesa
#

how do i unironically sacrfice my children without alex hating me

wheat rampart
#

pc and i got the game through steam

fossil sparrow
#

you know whats ironic is that i named a cow milky white after the cow in into the woods but it was brown😔

quick mesa
#

cant i kill my kids without getting judged?

onyx bear
#

i only have it on the switch sadly not sure if their is a way for a switch user to play with a pc person

wheat rampart
quick mesa
#

how do i not get judged by alex whos grippers i leaked

cursive quarry
candid gate
#

you can kill kids?

quick mesa
#

yes

distant hatch
#

How many days does Clint take to make a cooper pic

candid gate
#

nice

wheat rampart
#

man idk i have even gotten far enough in any of my worlds to have kids

quick mesa
#

you need to give the henchman void mayo

candid gate
#

how do i do that

#

to any kid?

quick mesa
#

you have to have the 3rd house upgrade

#

and you hae to be married by someone

#

and you have to get feet pics of alex before you can get kids

wheat rampart
#

ive gotten that far except i cheat on my spouse everytime cause its funny

#

EXCEPT THE FEET PIC PART

fossil sparrow
#

do i need one cheese press for each cow

cursive quarry
#

you have to to smt with the ||dark shrine of selfishness||

fossil sparrow
#

should i get that or should i skip it and get a horse

quick mesa
#

nah the feet pic are needed

fossil sparrow
#

but i already have a horse to ride (alex)

spice coral
fossil sparrow
#

SDVpufferthumbsup ok

quick mesa
cursive quarry
#

inside the ||witch's hut||

wheat rampart
#

if any pc players want to start a co-op with me lemme know

fossil sparrow
quick mesa
spice coral
# spice coral No but it helps

And what I mean by /helps/ is if you have 4 cows and 4 cheese presses, you can milk all 4 and put the milk in the cheese presses and there is no waiting basically

quick mesa
#

alex

cursive quarry
#

ah

quick mesa
#

alex's feet pics (not clickbait)

cursive quarry
#

lmao why did i-

#

yk im not gonna talk about that

quick mesa
#

because his feet are good

#

🤤

cursive quarry
#

ok ok les chill-

candid gate
#

what to plant on day 13 spring

cursive quarry
#

potatoes

quick mesa
#

meow

cursive quarry
#

would be best

quick mesa
#

meow

cursive quarry
#

they get you money and xp

quick mesa
#

meow

cursive quarry
#

good kitty

quick mesa
#

raow

cursive quarry
#

ok kinda mad kitty-

candid gate
#

only in wales

quick mesa
#

call me kitty again i FUCKING DARE YOU

candid gate
#

okay kitty

quick mesa
spice coral
wheat granite
#

Hello 👋

candid gate
candid gate
#

potata it is

spring bramble
#

hi 😄

quick mesa
#

alex's massive feet pics (not clickbait)

candid gate
#

hi

spice coral
#

Or if you have desert unlocked then rhubarb

candid gate
#

i dont even know how to unlock that

wheat granite
#

You have to finish one of the packs in the townhouse place

candid gate
#

are strawberries good?

spice coral
#

The best

quick mesa
#

yes

candid gate
#

then i plant those no?

quick mesa
#

and so is alex's big toes

candid gate
#

instead of potatos

spice coral
#

If you have enough money for them yeah. I think latest you can plant them is 16th

candid gate
#

i have money

#

i only need like 60 anyways

quick mesa
#

abc to see alex's big feets

candid gate
#

what do i get if i finish 1st place in the egg festival competition

serene walrus
#

hat

quick mesa
#

hat

serene walrus
#

and after u get hat you get like 2k gold or somthing

distant sphinx
#

A very nice looking hat

#

Goes very good on le honse

quick mesa
#

a hat that your horse can wear

distant sphinx
#

Shared braincell moment

serene walrus
#

SDVpufferpat my horse wears chicken mask

quick mesa
#

my horse is married to me 😍

candid gate
#

i got 10 eggs

distant sphinx
quick mesa
#

is it bad i married a horse

distant sphinx
#

How-

serene walrus
quick mesa
#

half of alex's weight is his horse co- nvm

distant sphinx
candid gate
#

i have 25k what should i do with it

quick mesa
#

seduce someone

candid gate
#

since you said that i will rather not

quick mesa
#

id love is alex ||cuffed me to a bed|| 😍

candid gate
#

but fr what do i do with the 25k

quick mesa
#

be an auto petter

candid gate
#

is there anyone else in this chat

#

besides you

quick mesa
#

idk

#

but i want alex to ||handcuff me to a bed|| 😍

candid gate
#

i want to know what to do with 25k

quick mesa
#

buy an auto collector

candid gate
#

for what

quick mesa
#

for yo animals

serene walrus