#stardew-valley
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Holy cow
That looks like so much fun š
I see. But I can just keep reloading the day until I get it, right?
lmao my gf is forcing me to get a job when me and her live together so
W gf
Good luck my friend @glad zinc
i plan on being a youtuber so lmao
Same. But im having a job till it pops off
Shes kinda mid
It's less that and more so job security if you think about it. YouTube will have fluctuating income
Mm cereal at 2:20 am
yea but when you actually get decent views and get money you get pretty good money
youtubers make alot of money
Bro arguably my favorite game I've forgotten is outer wilds
It's a space exploration game and it's so good
Yea mate but everyone is trying for it. Only a couple that make it
i dont plan to be a big youtuber but if youtube dont work out im going to stream on twitch for fun
Yes, it can absolutely be extra income but unless you really seriously pop off, it shouldn't be the main income
i got a yt channel now just havent been able to post
yea i know sadly lol
It sucks how it works but yea
Y not?
new farmers being off topic? who saw that coming
Could've sworn you got kyogre at a higher level than 45
New farmers deaaaaad
New farmers try not to stray from game topic every 10 seconds
Why not
sorry if this is the wrong chat but i jus got the game n dk what to do, is there a way to manually save the game ?
it saves everytime you sleep and wake up the day
okay , thank you
yeaaaa
"i hate chocolate"
Also why isn't there laughing pufferfish emoji, like, come on
How am i supposed to react to that
Oh boy
guys is there any way to buy veggies and fruit sprout
instead of having to plant them?
i need one blueberry to finish my greenhouse but im almost in winter
Hey guys , im an xbox player looking for a team of farmers to help me with my current save , is anyone interested?
Promote it in #multiplayer-lfg-old someone might check it out
thank you i wasnt sure where to put it!
sounds promising
better than waiting for 3 seasons
what about spring??
Same regular 8 chances
I always am
are catfishes rare?
Semi
^
will a curiosity lure help me find him?
You can catch āem pritty commonly but only during rain
I can't find one, i've been fishing for 2 days when it's raining
lvl 9 and i'm fishing next to the trailer
Is that Pamās place?
in the river in town
yea
I recommend infront of Jodi's instead
oh is there a difference?
dont u have to fish when its raining to catch catfish?
Yeah, Octopus is rare
ohh alright
Bad luck my man
i think u have to use the submarine to catch the oct
on the wiki it says "sun and wind" to catch the sunfish, can I only catch it when its windy and sunny?
or can I catch it when there is only sun
ahh thank you
hey
Sup
where can i sell blackberries?
I should not be awake
ty
Idk if I should be asking this but I got a gift card and I can buy the game tomorrow, I personally liked it but can I get some genuine thoughts?
hii
you're in a sdv server so the opinions will be a little biased :P
It's fine
having a crystallirium is such a heaven sent 
I'm not sure you'll find anyone in here who thinks the game is bad
Then imma buy it
awesome

I got to Pierre's just to findout it was Wednesday

if anyone wants to become friends yall can add me : )
I'd love to uwu
welcome!:)
you good on the game ?
That's great! Hope you have fun my guy/gal/non-binary pal
alr ty
Haven't started yet kek
whats the most profitable fall crop
Cranberries raw/Pumpkin processed
Pumpkins
No just pumpkin
Flawed
Cranberry was nerfed
It's still reliable
It was nerfed to hell
Bro taking argument from 1.1
It was tho
Really
I can pull up math
`⢠Cranberries (w/ Tiller)
Greenhouse (120 tiles)
Seed price: 240 Ć 120 = 28800g
Every cranberry - 82g per plant (1 plant = 2 cranberry harvests on average; 164g per plant)
Crop growth:
⢠Initial harvest - 7 days, regrows every 5 days; 5 total harvests on Fall
164 Ć 120 = 19680g on initial harvest, and following 4 harvests
19680 Ć 5 = 98400g for Fall
98400 - 28800 = 69520g profit
⢠Pumpkins (w/ Tiller)
Greenhouse (120 tiles)
Seed price: 100 Ć 120 = 12000g
Every pumpkin - 352g per crop; single-harvest
Crop growth:
⢠Every 13 days - 2 days max harvest on Fall
352 Ć 120 = 42240g
42240 Ć 2 = 84480g on both harvests
84480 - 24000 (seed price for both harvests) = 60480g profit`
I just have this whole thing ready whenever someone says cranberries are worse than pumpkins
This is more or less accurate at lower farming values, however this stops being true at a high farming level due to a quirk with how quality works on multi-harvest crops
I'm not taking quality into account
Just pure selling price
It's a fairer comparison
Crops which give more than 1 product per crop benefit less from quality because the extra cranberries/blueberries/whatever you grow are always of 0 quality
it sounds pretty good
This is a large enough difference that Pumpkins become better than Cranberries in practice at around level 9-10 farming and/or when using basic fertilizer
I forget the exact range but itās a big enough that cranberries become essentially worse than pumpkins in almost every way once you get to level 10 farming
Again, I'm just talking pure selling price
No fertilizers
Fertilizers obviously make single-harvest crops better in general
But using that to compare to multiharvest crops which don't benefit from fertilizers is generally unfair and biased
Scratch that you are correct, Cranberries are indeed marginally better without fertilizer, even when accounting for quality
Edit and add ` at the start & at the end
Wait why
Try it
Nice
Cranberries are only 3.2% more profitable at level 10 farming though, which is negated by the fact that they benefit significantly less from Kegging than Pumpkins imo
Yeah I agree kegging and fertilizers make Pumpkins exceptionally better
I won't deny that
But for the casual runner, Cranberries are worth the try
In the end it's up to the player ofc
Both are really great
All crops have their own special usecases where they are the most profitable with the exception of Beans, Tomatoes, and Corn
Oh my... Corns
I mean corn/tomatoes have culinary Application at least!
Iāve tried running every possible scenario in order to see if corn would be the most profitable crop in any scenario and could not find any situation for the life of me in which it is on a theoretical or practical level
Same for tomatoes. Beans are the worst offender imo since the only reason to plant them outside of for Community Center purposes is Bean Hotpotā¦
What about coffee beans?
what do cows eat?
They are actually one of the most profitable crops technically
Hay
can they eat grass?
Yea
The thing about coffee beans is that they are more or less free as each time they bloom it produces multiple seeds, but in order for coffee beans to be more profitable than other plants youād need to grow an obscene amount of them
So they are amazing cash crops in theory, terrible in practice. Best used for coffee production anyways
Shouldn't be too hard considering coffee beans are the only plant that grows back their own seeds to be planted
In a month, one coffee bean plant could produce more than 50 seeds
Most flowers also arenāt profitable ofc, but theyāre intended for gifting/pollinating purposes anyways
They are good for pollinating and are actually the most profitable crop for days 18-21 of Summer on year 1
Why 18-21 in particular?
Best theory Iāve heard explaining this is that they have irl ties to communism, which could very well embody the Gotoro Empire
You donāt have enough time to grow more profitable crops, and the less profitable crops you can grow are surprisingly worth less
Ah
This would suggest that Penny is quite possibly a communist lol
Penny loves communism 
I've heard from someone that poppies give off like a chemical drug from their pollen
Everyone but Penny hates it
They are used in opiod production so thatās another potential reason
Sheās most likely either a closeted communist or opioid addict
Whatās the best crops for fall
I still love her
š
I personally think the former because we see no signs of her being an addict, and she definitely seems like the sort to be wholeheartedly convinced by the communist ideology
Lmao
Cranberries if sold raw
Pumpkins if you use fertilizers and kegs
Thank you
Does her eyes turning red when she gets angry be a hint to that somehow
The communist flag is red, mind you š
So likely 
And sheās a redhead. Coincidence!?!
Need more proof?
10/10 redhead will marry her
Not all poppies are opium poppies.
True but we donāt know the composition of Stardew poppies so it is possible
Canāt think of reasons besides that or ties to communism personally
Poppies are used in commemoration of Veterans Days or the equivalent all across Europe, and in countries of the Commonwealth like Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
I've never heard of any ties to communism or communist countries.
Oh⦠so giving a Poppy to Vincent could be the equivalent of implying the death of his father?
That wouldnāt explain why it bothers all NPCs though
Poppies are use to synthesise a specific drug you inject via a needle
Maybe they just smell bad.
Starts with the letter H
Yeah, but does Penny really seem like that sort?
We may never know
Deff not
The NPCs are chock-full of secrets
Shes too awkward and innocent to be shooting up street grade opioids
I like to believe that every NPC loves Rabbit's Foot because it symbolizes luck. And who doesn't want to get lucky?
Meanwhile Penny doesn't believe in luck and genuinely thinks that we just amputated the foot off of an innocent rabbit
No. No WWI in SDV. No Armistice Day. No In Flanders Fields poem by John McCrae. It's a different world, so poppies wouldn't have the same meaning.
Sometimes a flower is just a flower.
Upon further research Iām questioning the idea the flower has ties to communism as well as Iām not seeing much to support this online
If it were just a flower people wouldnāt hate it
I personally dont like receiving flowers
So i dont think thats too unrealistic
Okay, if we're doing weird headcanon, I'll play ...
Rabbits in SDV aren't really rabbits, which explains why they don't breed, something real rabbits are infamous for doing. No, rabbits in SDV are cloned alien life forms, who drop cloned copies of their feet.
Now, through years of subtle alien mind-control, they've made humans believe that these feet are lucky, and they get given out as gifts, spreading these cloned alien rabbit feet far and wide.
Once they have covered enough of the world, the cloned alien feet will grow into full-grown "rabbits" and their plan of world domination will come to fruition.
Penny is the only person who sees through this nefarious plan, which explains why she doesn't like rabbits' feet. But, sadly, no one believes her thanks to the subtle influences of the alien mind control
We are doomed.
Yeah but NPCs who donāt like receiving flowers are the exceptions, while most NPCs do
This is interestingā¦
Perhaps the ādeathā part is more prominent in the world of Stardew and their association with soldier funeral services makes them bring bad memories.
Jodi, Sam and Vincent receiving a poppy is definitely understandable, especially before Year 2
Dandelions are just a flower. Everyone who owns a lawn hates them. š¤£
Just imagine being extremely anxious about your father/husband returning and then some random farmer gives you a flower that symbolizes death
did you make that theory?
Yes. We're doing weird story night. I thought I'd play along.
U talking about vincent now?
well i guess, the theory is possible
we dont know penny's father
Talking about itās association with soldier funeral services and how that might tie into poppies being hated
I am glad that i married him
But Penny is too innocent to say the truth nor doesn't want to risk causing mass hysteria over the valley
I like it
Althought no more emotions from him..
Or too scared of the aliens to say anything
Who hates poppies?
What the hell does Penny's father have to do with alien rabbits? Now I'm confused. LOL
I am starting to know how to install mofs
Every single npc says that
||Penny's dad left because he felt trapped||
šļø
I'll let you theorize
There is definitely some sort of external factor behind Poppies being hated imo (be that funeral tradition, an opioid crisis, or something entirely different we could never guess) but itās really hard to say what.
her father told her about the rabbit
what do you think happend to him
Pennyās father was a rabbit!?!
Nah he's an alien
Earth makes him feel trapped so he left
Penny's father introduced the rogue rabbits
Bred them in secrecy to wander around the Cindersap Forest for Marnie to adopt
It's the Cassandra Complex in action. She speaks out and is not believed. All part of the alien mind control. It's like 12 Monkeys, but with rabbits. š¤£
If I were forced to live with Pam I would also hate all of humanity tbh
A six foot rabbit named Harvey. š
It just gets weirder and weirder.
I feel sorry for Penny's father honestly
Feel more sorry for Pam personally. At least she didnāt abandon her child
I think it's likely that Pam became a drunkard because her husband left
Only thing keeping her from being depressed is Gus giving her free beer
Or the other way around who knows. Could also have caused the husband to snap
maybe he died during the war
There's a story involving Winston Churchill and some upper crust high society Grande Dame at some party who took exception to one of Winston's jokes.
"Sir," she scolded him, "If you were my husband, I would put poison in your tea."
"Madam," he replied calmly, "If you were my wife, I would drink it."
^
Although that is still possible
This game is full of dark secrets
CA knew what he was doing
..
thats what devs do, they let the community write the lore
Honestly we donāt even know if Stardew Valley is on the āgood sideā of the war
And judging by the amount of corruption itās very possible they arenāt
But it could also be a Nazis vs. Soviets sort of conflict where both sides are wrong or one is even moreso than the other
All the mysterious lore makes the game equally enjoyable for adults
The character relatability is also on point
they got drunk people, crystal consumers, hobos, corrupted politicians, dwarves, monster hunters, cheaters, liars, essential oil believers
i barely know anything about SDV lore tbh
all in one package
The hammer is a little slow for me are there any ways to decrease the special move cooldown?
I mean the Crystal consumers are consuming literal crystals as opposed to the other types so itās less dark but⦠yeah
Sorry I should of specified the galaxy hammer
u can use rings
i think
Also Essential oils might work in SDV since other pseudo magical forces work
acrobat profession, and uhh, the next one it's post cc stuff
Cc?
community center
i guess there is a chance
How do I get acrobat proffesion?
Level 10 Combat, need to go down the āScoutā route iirc
And also if I am in a coop farm, and both of us wants to romance the harvey but I get there first, what does it show the other player if I'm already partners with Harvey
Sorry I meant what dialogue happens if the other player attempts to romance Harvey while being partners with me
Idk
Basically I'm just trying to prevent my friend from marrying harvey
The other can still give gifts to him, but will reject the pendant if you engaged/married him first probably
Nice
Bro these rats
I forgot to place down scarecrows and the crows came a knocking.
You selfish ba-
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Idk but with scout I do A LOT of crit dmg so like the slimes got no chance
BUT if you are still learning how to play fighter is a great choice
I prolly shoulda said that faster
Is there a better way of watering than doing the 3ā¢3 squares?
Can cattle eat fully grown fiber straight off of the tilled plot?
Yes
Iridium watering can allows 3x5 squares
but also generally sprinklers are better than watering cans
Yeah but Iām also at level ten in the mines
Yeah just grind
Heyo shawtys
Mfw I can't use sprinklers cause I chose the beach farm :(
You can use it
if you put your coop near enough to water, yes the ducks can swim
Ah
how long does it take for the ||quarry|| to regen?
It does it gradually
Yes and wilderness
I'd advise not using it as a main way to mine
it is SO. SLOW. and inefficient that most people just convert it to a keg area
hm alr
you can catch catfishes in the summer right?
only in secret woods
and a post-cc area
best to use the wiki for questions like that though
the wiki said you could also catch them in the river in the town
not during summer
only spring and fall
yea I know thank you š
yes it is
just caught one in the secret woods thank you š
if i demolish a building, do i get the money back?
no
Yes you can?
U need to upgrade it from smaller one
Eh same as ābuyingā
Really??
Nah you gotta go through an upgrade
Heh
heh
heh
heh
j
heh
Do cattle eat anything besides hay and fresh grass? Can cattle eat fully grown fiber straight off of the tilled plot?
I have a question, can we like get pets in the game
not really, the animal mechanics are a bit simple
Ic
horse and cat/dog are the only ones
I'm waiting my dad to stop having meeting so I can go home
You'll get a dog or cat
Depending which you choose at the start
oh my god, a cat eating bread
all those pets do is get in the way though, and you can āpetā them once a day but thatās no different to coop/barn animals
NOOOO
you can fill their water bowl 
that just uses energy
You can get a pet to love you by petting/filling itās bowl enough. Pet reputation canāt decrease though
Otherwise filling the bowl is cosmetic and only lasts the day. Rain fills the bowl so your pet will inevitably love you eventually
inevitably LOL
a pet loving you doesnāt make the pet act any different either though, the pet does just exist
it does add points to grandpa's evaluation tho
Not super worth it tho, since you only get 1 out of 21 possible to have it at max friendship
Yo
I wish bees would be visible
From beehives
Im starting to think preserves jars are worthless
I feel stressed playing how to overcome it, sad
remember that u can do everything at your own pace, dont compare yourself to others that may have better progress than u just focus on your game
Good news, I got it. Had to sacrifice losing out on planting 48 Winter Forage seeds, but it's worth doubling my coal farming. 
Yes they're worthless compared to kegs, but they're still worth using on stuff like Blueberries and Cranberries if you're not going the min max route.
Also, aged roe.
when I think about something that if I miss I can only obtain them next year, it just makes me nervous
Which is why I focus on the fish tank right away
Kegs you're limited by how many Oak Resin you can get a week, Preserve Jars are mostly limited by how much coal you can farm.
I like fishing too
Theyāre basically noob kegs
I only use preserves up until abt winter y1
if one focus on perfection there are too many things to think about at the same time and requires plans
Then its Starfruit Wine City
too stressful for normal players I think
Started playing yesterday with my buddy and we found an ancient seed day 1, so we got 2 plants already
Dug it up from worms
Nice. Seeded?
....seeded?
Damn thatās lucky
Nice
What level of sprinklers do you have
We had close to 150 strawberries and that was a pain to water
The ones that do 8
Around
Quality?
Yeah a lot of people just skip the first level of sprinklers
I do too unless im minmaxing
Only made one for the ancient seeds and coffee seed
So I don't forget
I always try to take screenshots of the farm every day to make a progress timelapse
But I always forget lol
Managed it once and it looked really cool
How the farm grew
Oh that's a cool idea
ah i tried to do that but i always forgot wished i did it on my first farm
What should i give alex for his birthday š
š oop
hi
In case you didnt know i dont like Alex
Welcome
Dude go to #multiplayer-lfg-old
ok
What do you think this means
Morning, everyone.
Mornin
How's it going today?
Eggscellent
Eggs-quisite even
Eggstremely wonderful
it spreads
Eggshut up
Really? No yolk?
pufferchick will slaughter your relatives
man im eggshausted today yawwwwn
man
i eat 10 eggs per day




Chicken egg?
Lol
cheese puff chicken
looks like it
it's sliced
alr
I think ostrich egg good for u
eggpensive
heh yeah
uh oh
not the egg puns
this was set up perfectly LOL
How prices egg is
idk
here from where im from its a few cents
there's an egg shortage so the prices of eggs went up like crazy
Only 1 cent right
might as well get a chicken at this point
To many chicken right here.
I WISH eggs were 1 cent each
š„¹ no more making cookies 2 expensive (im still going to make cookies anyway
)
the cookies are always worth š
this is random but I wonder if someone has made a legit stardew cookbook
ill make some this weekend :P
I must have pink cake at some point in my life
YOO
adding to my cart immediately

I'm gonna go now, hopefully I see you in chat again soon!! x
xoxo
are you ever regret about something you did in the game? since the vanilla game cannot S/L so I'm afraid of such situation
it happens ig but i just move forward (or restart the day lmao)
ok I think it's a bit annoying to some degree
No
why was i excited to get the game
you upset me dude
How

Nothings free
i know but i wrote it in case it helps
Hi. As per our rules, please do not beg for financial help
oh okey
El mayo
not begging but asking for help
We also don't allow discussion of that 
Jokes
oh i wish i could buy the game
Man your short one dollar just ask your parents
Just wait for sale like me
you can buy it on mobile for cheaper! its the same verison im p sure :D
What's the normal price anyway, $15 or sth?
Mobile sucks
no favors
yea i like pc better but it is nice having it on the go
:/
Steam has different price depends on where you live, but iirrc not more than $15
?
25 TL in Turkey
Just be patient and wait for sales
me too 21 TL
Or buy mobile ver idk
Well you might need to save some money or wait for the game in sale
I have no money.
You just said that you need one more dollar to afford it
Welcome then
I will return another game I bought
So
hi
missing work
Hello
Btw I'm new farmer still at winter y1, but I want to join multiplayer. Do multiplayer expect me to know veteran stuff? (Like ancient fruit farming or desert stuff idk)
Hi, I know someone was asking about tree placements in teh #stardew-spoilers but my question is specific with greenhouse. Do you know if wiki is correct with their example of fruit tree arrangement:
https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/706633628851110048
English is not my first language but it says:
"Neither the greenhouse walls nor the wood border around the crop rectangle alone impede fruit tree growth. "
and follows by
Fruit Trees cannot be planted in the corners of the Greenhouse.
Aren't this 2 sentences contradicting each other?
Anyways, I followed the layout by the letter and the cranberries sitting in the "not-suposed" corner are not growing up.
Any idea if this wiki has outdated info or am I doing something wrong?
What missing work
missing my money
Go to #multiplayer-lfg-old
it is not enough
So ask one of your parents? I think they will add the one dollar
Well yeah but I thought it was thread for recruit/join only not for asking stuff so might as well asking here
i can take a picture
Hi guys, better on direct message if you're talking out off topic too much
@gritty rose I am in Turkey
What picture
Then why were you asking for a dollar?
We need 5 TL in Turkish currency
Is there any other money in America other than dollars?
Yeah u can asking here, what u wanna know
Whats happening?!
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Then ask your parents to the TL?

Wow increasing
Do the guys recruiting for players usually expect me to know veteran stuff like desert or meta farming etc? Because if so then I prob have to play 2 or 3 more year to learn about end game content
I am turkish too
@gritty rose Mom and Dad don't care about it
Me too don't care
@last wigeon cidden türk müsün
Did you even ask them
Depends on the player who looks for other player. You might need to ask them if they'll be fine if you join as you're really new to the game
Yes but this server is english only
Anyone can answer ur question here btw or in #stardew-spoilers
Oh great, thanks!
just check your steam inventory
@last wigeon bro can you come to private
if you have played enough games you should have some items you can sell
I need one dollar too crab
if you have just enough, you'll get the 5 lira in no time
Mm yeah but I firgure if I ask too much when I'm supposed not to, it'll be annoying. Haha thanks!
Yes private is better option since you're talking out of topics
Nvm 
My recommendatuon is just play the game blindly first. Try to get info on how the game works. No need to rush or trying to play so efficient at first. Then you can ask here for more info (or try read wiki but beware spoiler)
I try to play as blindly as possible though, yeah
Does anybody know, how to change face without load new game?
Btw how to get aquarium?
Wiki
Stardew wiki is really helpful yeah
Bought all in table
You can't afaik, only clothes. ||Or gender later on||
Go to beach shope
In sdv it's fish tank, can be bought from willy (at beach)
Oh okay thanks
yep that's the picture. it doesnt work. was that suposed to be an awnser to my questions? Anyone tried this?
But it's work for me
Hi
perfection is hard to achieve
did you do it before or after the update?
Shall I stick to growing rare seeds or ancient seeds?
Thanks
The new updates one
gsgaydy db k hfj
U can do what u want
im saying they take too long (even with speed grow) and kinda unreliable to get if u put them in seed maker you would be losing money , af grows all season long
Also works for me. Are you on mobile? If yes, could be mobile bug
w
For me ancient seeds is worth it
The only crop which beats Ancient Fruit in profit per tile is Starfruit, and thatās only in a Greenhouse
Can we using sprinkler inside greenhouse?
Of course u can
this is the placement of fruit tree based on wiki
Oh i got that tree layout lol
Oh good, does it spread in the pot also?
No
how many years do you spend in-game to achieve total 100% perfection
At least 1
Atleast 2
On expert maybe 3 or 2
Yeah thats the minimum

You just cant get it before y2
I'm following it but since there are many random factors so maybe I need 5 yrs
I think the minimum was winter 28th, y2, cause of the last Queen of sauce recipe
Grandpa used to be really mean apparently
that's exactly what the guide means

but it's impossible to be totally same as what the guide indicates, sad
Rng is a bitch sometimes
š„¹ it do be like that sometimes
my plan is to follow the guide as much as possible and in later game to patch what I missed before, demanding job
I have a question!!
do you think it would be okay to get stardew valley on your phone? like personal opinion. does anyone have stardew on their phone? does anyone play it ON their phone?
Yea lots of people
I remember that stardew valley has mobile version?
Just saw two slimes make babies in the cave
I donāt wanna kill them anymore
I personally really wouldnt; most ive seen is glitches, bad controls and no co-op
The platform I would reccomend the most is pc, specifically steam
not to sound addicted or anything but i think about stardew at school but i donāt wanna take my switch so i was just curious if itās a good decision or not
I mean same
if you want
You can play the steam version of stardew on your phone, co op, with a controller
You just need to via steam link app
I'm okay, playing on mobile with touch control and also virtual button if necessary
lol same
i used to play it on my phone you get used to the controls eventually :P but i have it on pc so now i cant go back lol
no. I am on PC. I have the top and left trees planted as it shows there in the pic (unfortunately can't post picture). Will try to load the game without mods. Otherwise it seems my game is bugged


What is that
Its a blobfish
I be awake against my own will
L ifiot
I wanna go baaaaack
you can post picture in #images-and-memes atm
Go away
nope š
Shut@up
Fine
Good human
you can have as many as you can fit on the farm


amogus
Noemie gets it


I have my farm clear-cut would it be better to do clay farming there

hey everyone!
welcome to the server 
thank youuuuu
i absolutely adore stardew valley, i got into it just after christmas and itās honestly such a good game
why was i so hyperfixated on elliott like two weeks ago what the hell


elliott is an l character /j
like you literally say "l" when saying his name i was delusional (YOU CAN LIKE WHOEVER YOU WANT)
im looking back at him and yes i was completely delusional i dont know what i saw hes just a poetic crustacean enjoyer šššš
despite everything hes probably still my favourite marriage candidate for some reason
mine is defo emily i love the free cloth HWHSHWS
i dunno man my brain just saw him and thought "aw yeah"
what shall i plant in my greenhouse?
Green Beans
HALEY
iāve still never had the time to build friendship with him unfortunately
CHOOSE HALEY ALWAYSš¤š¤šŖ
really
chilli peppers
The beans must be the same color as the house
not strawberries

Hiiii
How's you
what do i do with my first starfruit
Eat it or turn it into more seeds
Nah just buy more seeds
Turn it into wine to increase the value price
okee
jojamart or pierreās guys šØ
if you want fun path go pierres if you want short but boring way joja
Finish the community center at least once, after that joja has a lot more freedom
Ik I can mine for it but would buying copper be worth it for wine making
It's only y1 so still cheap
Don't buycopper
I don't like mining
It's better to mine it bc I can level up in mining
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Also it's freeee and cheap
I don't have enough energy to go mining after watering my crops
sprinkler
Yes I know
Sprinkler fr hahaha
also damn how many crops do you have
I only have 100 blueberries rn
And eat this thing called food it gives energy
Where do I get mass food for cheap
For mining
Without dipping into my crop profit
Make it, obv
forage or just buy from gus salads
have you gotten the salmonberries?
YES SALMONBERRIES
Yea but I'm down to 13
fish for food aswell
And then turn it into sashimi
sashimiii
Okay so it's better to mine but not stupid to buy copper
Loves it actually my bad
Kinda stupid imo
I wanna have a bunch by fall for pumpkins anyway
:) be he who buys ores cause im lazy lol only when i am rich tho
Yeah blueberries should give me enough to blow money on copper then just make the money back with alot of kegs
copper prices going higher later on is so shitty
yo what are the first things you should do in the first 10 days of a new farm
if you have a lot of sap and tree seeds you can make a bunch of granola bars or whatever theyre called, or mushrooms if you have that for your cave!
Get haley to 4 hearts @livid shore
no
grow crops , fish , mine
FISHINNGGGGG
its only fun when hard fish come
Wooing haley is the best tho
start planting crops and cutting trees :D also forageables in the community centre
return to joja
real!
Leah or Sophia, depends if you play Vanilla or SVE
i hope that you will only catch carp from now on
I lost my garbage hat
I put it on trashed the straw hat and went to sleep
I woke up and exit to desktop
Now it's gone
I have the straw hat tho
i love him
Not the garbage hat 
I have been ruining my relationship with everyone by going thru there trash
rip garbage hat
What's the best level for copper
done that bfore
Uh I find mine past 30
30-40
how do i get the largemouth bass, i've gone to the lake and nothing; bad luck, good luck, with bait, without bait and haven't caught one
rip
I go on level 21 for copper
I think you can find it in the mountain lake? By the mines.
hmm i'll try over there
yeah its mountain lake i believe
Lol
welp that should change things lol
Theyre only in mountain lake
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my fav bachelors
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real
also luck doesnt really do anything with fish it only makes more treasure chests appear if its good
Naww

I have issues
real
its okay we all do i just don't date 2d characters bc of them
going for the best friend duo
I got a bunch of food and prepped for mining without checking the weather and now it's raining

best day to mine is rainy days bc no watering crops imo
WHY DID I NOT KNOW THAT IF YOU PLACE AN ITEM LIKE THE PRESERVES JAR ON TOP OF ANOTHER ONE IT DESTROYS IT

Can you access a 10 heart event before you access an 8 heart? Asking for Seb cause i barely get rain
Yeah
Are you on 10 hearts?
9
Yes you can access the event first.
I got a brand new 5 heart event for haley at the beach and I married her last save 
I be married to Harvey :33
For a doctor he seems kinda poor lmao
Salmonberries
I stopped talking to shane cause i was growing hearts at a concerning rate
I divorced him and he won't talk to me :'))
He needs therapy not a relative and def not a kid
for the better imo
I wouldn't talk to u either honestly
Heyyy welcome
I did it on the day he said "the adoption papers are signed!!" Too 
š
i get them conf sometimes
LOL OOP.H
Welcome!!! Have fun
LMAOo thats really funny for some reason
thank you very much š
plot twist: he sold you, and you're the one being adopted
jas is insane
LMAO
Is it an affair tho?
they literally were... doing "stuff"
in a random bush
oh my god
you will find some creepy things in jas's room
You stop that
please tell me maru gets a personality
To .make pancakes, what were u thinking š¤Ø
marnie deserves better L lewis
please tell me Elliott gets a life
Dont you try to cover that up 
pls that would be great
Please tell me Shane gets help
I covered that better than the body in my yard
he goes back to rock bottom after marriage
lol, the final nail in the coffin
š š š š
i'm here fishing in the rain ..and thinking about the Fishing Rod i mean i just bought the expensive one and some fish is steel hard to catch 
Speak nothing of this matter
ok your secret is safe with me
is yall's internet also so shit that it skips over a looped song
or is it, whistleblower?
I can't find my bombs
make some
i was watching a family guy episode in youtube, and it got copyright claimed mid watching
oop
big or mega
Mega
For getting stone on the mines and that's it
I go into ||SC|| with just ||cactus fruit|| for healing
Or clearing my farm
everything else comes from the ||SC|| itself
||āØpizzaāØ||
it has pineapple
okay pineapple pizza, what about kiwi pizza
Fr fr
No.
Its like perfectly salty sweet
Get bacon ham and pineapple
Immediately no
pineapple is a match with meat and cheese but kiwi? no
Kiwi is sour to me
sweet and sour mixes well
Not kiwi

hol on, kiwi is sour?
DUDE I GOT SCAMMED, the one i ate tasted like dragon fruit
i gotta be honest i never tried a kiwi
BRUHHH
and dragon fruit aint that good
I'd like to eat dragon fruit tbf
same :)
i can eat small amount of dragon fruit but sometimes it feels too gooey and watery
I've eaten a coconut before, the shell is good/j
Dragon fruit can be sweet but usually it's just- unique. Not really sweet, not sour, just watery but it's good
seasoned water
watermelon takes the cake when it comes to watery fruits
or strawberries
they're pretty watery
my mom sells them almost every summer
we usually get a free basket or two from my uncle
nice
he has a giant field of strawberries
I'm shining bright like a diamond with these ||2 glowstone rings||


