#stardew-valley
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mmn, angle
that looks wrong somehow
Alex is better
looks like a girl
shane caught me in the trash i dont forgive him
feminine men ♥
lmao
than everyone ever*
masculine women ♥
yes
seb like me irl hates fam and spends all his time on computer or with friends
gender nonconforming individuals in general ♥
the right opinion
WTF happened to his nose? I didn't realize "gotcher nose" was real! 😝
i meant front facing elliot looks wrong in that his signature chin is gone
people who actually care* ❤️ \
oooook
the Dream chin frfr
lmao XDDD
i used to keep thinking Elliott was a girl b4 i walkd up to his sprite
lol
i tried the "open in browser" on elliot and it was smaller
the portrait was a jumpscare when i was expecting a soft, dainty woman 😭
theres a polyamory mod i wanted to download so i could have alex elliot and sebastian
but i couldnt get it to work
I
Alex
himbos>>>>>

hell nah abby the way to go or haley
this pufferfish is insane
i like Haley platonically
i havent tried leah yet i plan on it tho\
robin is a nice person

...

Like everyone else 🤝

alright im gonna go

ill see you all later when stardew feels appealing again
lol
Ah, Leah. My first wife.
i plan on trying everybody at some point ive only done abby and haley tho
to anyone who has married alex
did you cry during his 10 heart scene
I married Leah in my previous save, Haley in my current one. Abigail will be next. No divorce or dove kids for me. Ever.
i almost cried to haleys heart event with the bracelet
same ive never divorced somebody in game before its not worth it
but the portrait mod i have makes leah look cute af
i could never divorce alex
hurting him in any way would shatter my heart
cute af
i have a 1 page paper due in 2 days that i haven't started
lol
For my Stardew Valley review, am I allowed to be critical about the game? Will I get sued for making a bad review?
yeah of course
you’re not going to get in trouble for saying you don’t like something
lol yea im jk
Damn. This town has a serial nose thief.
lmao
ok i'm curious, does anyone here play genshin impact?
fuck no
to much space
its only like 60 gigs
i can’t i can only play stardew
with probably only at most 100 more gigs to come
Of course not. CA is too classy for that, even if it were possible.
to much space
Ok thank you. My dad told me to be careful what I post online.
No I don't because I don't have interest.
I managed to make some progress on my script. So far, I don't have a lot of issues with Stardew Valley.
You're going full on review on YouTube?
that’s good. what issues do you have?

this chat has gone to sleep a bit
Everyone is in #stardew-spoilers
lol
We don't bite. Much.
i do /hj
what is the best spring crop other than strawberries to plant

Rhubarb, if it's available to you.
Coffee is also good if you have it and don't have to buy it from the trading cart.
Cauliflower
I guess?
Upgraded my house finally
i have an 800 word paper due in 2 hours :P ive written 100 out of the 800 words :PPPPP
lmao i dont got school anymore so fuck that shit-
#images-and-memes message can someone help me id this thing
i got bad wifi it wont load sorry i cant help
someone figured it out for me xD
Very pretty. I'd swap the TV and bed locations, so you can watch TV every morning on your way out the door without having to backtrack.
What am I supposed to do
guys can i sell stuff on egg day? ;-; i may have made a mistake
Restarting game again. Pondering what best strategy.
I usually spend all my g on the cc crops and parsnips, then potatoes
I have a crazy idea to just fill my farm with dinosaur chickens
Though I wish I could rotate the coops so theu line up along the sides
It’s bothering me so much how I ignored the NPCs birthdays lol
like I wanna restart
I think I just have to make myself happy and restart maybe cuz it’s bothering me so much 😅
I was getting bored.
And frustrated at how hard it was to reach the bottom of the mine.
I asked for advice but i was already doing what I saw advised though I may have missed some things.
Can I mod my game using ios? 😭
Mod is unavailable for mobile at this point
@gray wedge do what you want but honestly there's no time limit and I usually don't start getting everyone to high friendship levels until y3
Okay, thank you
Oh yeah I cant fit MacPherson into the farm name
Character limit 
Yup. Scottish grumbling
Is 10k for iridium sprinkler worth it?
DAMN FROM WHO?
@jagged surge kinda depends where you're at
But if you don't have the resource then you could
Unfortunately not 
Shipping bin require overnight
Selling directly but shops closed
If you cant consistently get iridium but you have extra cash, then yes, because it helps you grow more crops
oh i messed up
oh no
Where are you buying from?
Getting the worst RNG rn
Haven't gotten a day of rain in the last two in game weeks
Pretty early in this current farm and don't have sprinklers yet
Probably I'll stick with quality sprinkler for now since I'm only at year 1 winter
@spring jay it's fine. What is your theme/plan? Maybe it doesn't matter
Well it does matter in the early game for saving energy lol
@jagged surge who are you buying sprinklers from?
||Krobus?||
Oh okay. I'm not that far in yet. Ty. 🙂
||krobus|| sells iridium sprinklers in ||the sewers||
Sorry, for the spoiler 😖
Do you need to finish ||that wizard witch hut quest first?||
No that's post cc
Usually I wait before the day before rain comes to upgrade my watering can. Sadly haven't even gotten that lucky lol
@oak trail its just after a certain number of museum donations
So I can ||buy from krobus any time once I'm in the sewers||
@oak trail yes but the stock rotates
Ok. Imma stop now cause spoiling on mobile is a pita.
.
tysm!
i wanna meet ||krobus|| so bad
ive been playing since launch and still havent met him
im a fool
That's weird because it's not very hard if you just crack geodes and dig up fingers
lol when i first got stardew i was like 12 and played VERY casually had no idea what was going on
then my laptop took a shit and i hadnt played until a week ago on my new ipad
I was 54 and still had no idea what was going on. 🤣
LMFAOOO
I appreciate fellow elderly stardew players
still miss my 6 year marriage to sam😞but elliotts too fine to me now i cant go back
whats the best summer crop?
ancient fruit grows in all seasons except winter?
My mom is elderly. I'm just old. 🤣
You had a 6 year farm and never unlocked the sewers?
I guess stranger things have happened
Yep
does the crop in winter revive again in spring next year if i don't destroy them?
No offence but I'm pretty sure you and I are in the 98th percentile here
LOL. None taken. As long as nobody calls me "Boomer".
@modern flame no? Most crops die at the end of every season. The exception is crops that say "can be planted in x and y" like corn
omg i did not get stardew at launch i am a liar💀
i remembered the launch wrong
2 years after
Aw man that's the worst I used to get that from my friend's 17 yo sister
hm
Nobody remembers Gen X even exists. LOL
They go straight from Boomer to Millennial with nothing in between.
question did anyone else start with this
the harvest moon to stardew pipeline so real
@hexed smelt and we just kinda shrug and move on because... gen x things
We survived brutal times of riding in the beds of pickup trucks, in the back of station wagons with no seatbelts, riding our bikes and skateboards without helmets and full body armor.
We played outside of all the horrors. 🤣
It's a wonder any of us are still alive.
Yep, that was my first farm sim back in the day.
i dont know what to do
I had an N64, but never heard of that game until I started playing SDV. I'm kind of sorry I missed it.
still worth a shot!!
i have a n64 still
n64 was my childhood
never played it lol
My childhood was ...
That, and finding out tidbits of info about the game from Nintendo Power magazines.
Part of the reason I never had kids is I realize it's no longer ok to just shove them out of the house with a bike and a hatchet for 6 hours and let them do their own thing. You get arrested for that now.
i loved playing this
i remember like ages 7-12 i was allowed an hour a day on the family computer and i would play minecraft. but then id sneak off to the n64 or play pokemon yellow on my gameboy😭
then switched to more friends in gba
Lol the NES launched in the US when I was 7
First console: Pong.
Second: Atari 2600
Then every Nintendo from NES through the Game Cube.
My last console, and the only one I still own, is the OG Xbox, which is sitting on shelf collecting dust. Still have a bunch of games for it, too, but almost every one of them I have bought on PC.
we cant here bc its crackhead central💀i live across from a reserve and always wanted to play over there but i was stuck in the yard staring at the dirt bc my neighbors all weird as hell LOL
we got a gamecube still and a xbox 360 and one that dont work
we got a ps 3 and ps 2 as well
I was in my first year of college.
Ya I still have a gamecube and recently found out I have like $1500 in old game for various systems. Just not really worth the trouble of selling them
Lol yep. Some stuff is wild prices
i have like an entire box of 64 games
Sorry what days is the travelling merchant around?
monday and friday i think
friday sunday
you were close enough
I had a copy of Cubivore back in the day, sold it at a yard sale for $3. Pls do not look up its current value
I have the same with Xbox games, first gen.
I do not make good decisions
danggg
so many memories coming back looking at these game lists
we got a alot of different games for different consoles
i remember harvest moon, turok, mario 64, smash bros, and starfox were all my favs
I feel the same about Earthbound, which I had a boxed copy of back in the day. I look up the price and wish I'd never sold it back to the store.
The cooking show is only at a certain time?
@hexed smelt how were we supposed to know
imma do it
the heck
First run on Sundays, all day. Reruns on Wednesdays, all day.
ah? i hope im not missing any recipes
As much as I loved that game and played it to death, I wouldn't fork out that much money for it.
@hexed smelt also if you put that money in an index fund you'd be doing better than the game prices, so I just cradle myself to sleep at night with that
i could never get very far in it my 8yo self wasnt very bright💀
The Wednesday reruns are supposed to prioritize any recipes you may have missed. So start watching on Wednesdays and you could catch up.
we got the legends of zelda twilight princess
ah i see, thanks
I used the money from selling games back to buy other games I hadn't played before, so I have to be happy with that rationale.
Can't buy happiness
I can't put a price on the hours I spent playing the Armored Core games with my friends on playstation
If anything I think the current generations are being robbed of the experience of actually being in the same room and playing with your friends. I'm glad D&D is having a resurgence
lol i play dnd
It was all we had when I was a kid.
I'm just hoping WotC doesn't screw up the game trying to computerize everything.
Bill Gates:
What should I prepare for year 2?
It's looking like they want to microtransaction hellscape the hell out of D&D.
Well I mean gaming that includes social interaction. It seems like local game shops are having a resurgence, and if not dnd, pathfinder is there
Large chunk of open field & lot of sprinklers
i wish i had a snes when i was younger the og harvest moon would have been my shit😭
But I haven't played D&D in decades. All of us got too old and had things like real lives and families. Got too hard to get people together, and when we did the wives and girlfriends would be involved, so it was more likely we'd play boardgames or parlor games more conducive to a single sitting.
Campaigns just take too much time and real life organizing to put together.
im in a campaign rn
There was one on SNES, too? I missed both of them, then. Damn.
yeah it was the very first one
Man there are SO MANY good boardgames out there now. I have a group of friends who love Wingspan
looks exactly like something...
lol
You know, before the days of the internet and being able to read reviews of games and share experience with other people, I doubt very seriously if I would have even given Stardew Valley a second look.
And it would have been my loss, for sure.
It's funny because stardew reminds me a lot of the original LOZ in a way, there are a lot of secrets. Back in the day we would share those word of mouth but now you find them on a wiki
since wikis are fan creations, it's not that different from word of mouth
Yeah that's what I'm saying
oh gotcha
It's a similar process, just different delivery


It's VERY different. You can have all this word of mouth brought directly to you. Sure, there was word of mouth back in the days before the internet, but those words weren't getting to anyone.
You'd have to have lived in the pre- and emerging internet days to really appreciate just how revolutionary it's been.
Some of us are nostalgic for the way that sharing game secrets would be a bonding activity, but also back then people were saying you could push the truck in Pokemon R/B so...
i mean, i don't disagree with that take and i was kinda simplifying. obviously playground rumours about hidden pokemon or LoZ chests are different from a peer-reviewed wiki, but i feel like a lot of the intention and community-building is still there
It was different, I'm not sure I'd say it's better, just that time moves on
it's just like. fact-checked now
lol
I do notice through younger relatives that gaming is much more of a solo activity than it was when I was their age, and that kinda sucks
i guess its nice in that i can go back and actually complete childhood games bc i can look up wtf im supposed to do LOL
Back in the day, if you got stuck in a game at a certain point, you were just stuck. Unless you could find the exact magazine article or a guide in print somewhere, you were simply out of luck.
That was really the truth in certain point-and-click games where the logic of what to put where was really insane stuff nobody would ever realize organically.
same for me and im 17
oh god don't get me started on the moon logic that just lock you out of a game for the foreseeable future
I mean that was also bad game design, c.f. the name puzzle innthe original Kings Quest
Some progress is good
i want a harvest moon cow plush omg
Can I put seeds easily on mobile?
Ah, yeah. My peers weren't playing videogames back in the NES through Game Cube days. There was no playground friends to consult, so it was an age thing. It would be different for those still in school.
If you have a multiplayer world in Stardew can you join whenever or does the host have to be online?
honestly miss elementary school being stuck on hamtaro on my gameboy and trading pokemon cards in the hallway
I WANNA PLAY HAMTARO AGAIN OMG
yeah that's totally fair! a lot of games clearly expected you to have like. school friends. not be 35 with a job and no IRL friends also playing Seventh Guest
Host has to be online
ok ty ❤️
Np
hamtaro ham hams unite.. could never get to that mf sitting on the bench across the river
Yeah, some of those games were just screwed up. I'm reminded of the Monkey Island and Kings Quest games and their sometimes ridiculous puzzle solutions in playing Grim Fandango, which I got for free recently with my Microsoft Rewards points.
I'm just glad I have videos on the game to refer to nowadays.
Yeah I have fond memories of playing stuff like tecmo bowl with friends. Up to Borderlands 2 splitscreen and Diablo 3 with my then roommate. There are so few games you an play in the same room with someone now
omg yeah i hate that couch co-op is much less of a thing these days
yeah! my partner and i are always looking for couch co op games and there’s like none anymore lol
aye i like your pfp its kirito from sao
For me it was junior high and running down to the hobby shop when the very first Advanced Dungeons & Dragons books came out, one at a time, over a period of many months.
and if it is co op is likely a party game meant for more than two
Yeah couch co-op is pretty much dead and that makes me sad
Oh you noticed nice
ugh yeah like i want to play with my WIFE not my wife and 3 other people
yea i finished every ep from it
Playing Duck Hunt with my brother-in-law. LOL
That really takes me back.
I watched all ot it except SAO Alicization
Man, more games need that light gun. LOL
and like maaan guitar hero. I SLAYED on drums in rock band. But a) those drum kits broke after a few weeks and b) there's no support anymore and rhythm games are hard to make work on modern TVs
Yeah
this bitch ass decided to mail me a bomb and when i try to put it in a chest, it was placed to the floor and it boom. i restarted my game and it mailed me another bomb but it changed into a mega bomb.
Alicilization didn’t have a dubbed version and I can’t stand the japenese version
🤣
-_-
Kent is a terrorist
Lol
My mans
Don’t judge me
I'm going to
THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME
helloo
Why does he get cut In half
Do junimos taste like apples
I like apples
No
Oh
Have you ever had foie gras?
No
They taste like foie gras
Oh
How can you even stand the English voice actors, I've never heard em but I still bet they sound bad 💀 The og Japanese voice actors sound so much better and makes it easier to get into the story
How u know
Alright I'm done
Yes. I'd feel bad about how it's made, but every goose I've ever met has been a total asshole, so ... 🤣
Somebody’s voice doesn’t make the story go faster or anything wdym
I have eateb foie gras abd I have eaten junimo. And then I got the gout
I’m just finished danganronpa which was fire and the dub is good
NOT THE GOUT
It just adds much depth to it, like if two characters are in a fight the sub makes it feel like they're so much more serious and into it but dub just sounds like they're reading a script
Ok now I'm actually done
Canada geese are the worst. There is a farmer making ethical foie. He does not lavage the geese, and in fact his operation is exceptionally sustainable because wild geese find and choose to live on his farm
😂
Ok then Whatever
I don’t understand the japenese so that’s why I watch dub
be careful of those cobra chickens!!
But mostly I avoid foie, sweetbreads are just as good
I can read ofc but what’s the point of being chill if I have to read 😔
Agree to disagree
Geese are fucking jerks
Fun fact they are canada geese not canadian geese, do you know why?
War
Because they don't have citizenship
Lol
😶
I mean, they really are canada geese and nor canadian geese I'm not lying
Did you know more than one goose is a geese like omg fr
Shut
Let us goose
Wish me luck guys I have a literature exam
Yeah but what do you call more than one moose
Good luck
Obviously meesen
A flock of meesen
Y’all wanna hear something crazy
is that gif the whole effing bit omg
Ok yeah really showing your age
That movie will never get old.
Your 56?!
If you are you are such a chill 56 year old
You know memes!
Loool
who do you think invented memes loool
Some dude
some 56yo dude
Lol
Imagine thinking people who were there at the start ofnthe internet don't understand the internet
Heyo! I'm def new to the server but not the game. Glad to hop in here tho!
… my parents don’t get anything and they are in their 30’s
Hey!
Welcome!

i kinda wanna download some mods but i am afraid that it will do smtg wrong with my pc
You merely adopted the memes. Inwas born in them, molded by them.
is it normal for the game to get slow after a few hours
wdym
like boring
I think using Nexus mods is a good choice if you're scared. Make sure to have smapi tho!

Well your parents are boring and I am sorry. Let me guess you live in the suburbs and have a pool and two dogs
its annoying to walk around everywhere for like 3 coal
Oh my god let me do the stupid chicken guys


omg i love taking trips to little card stores with my friends for dnd figures
You motherf-
BAHA
🙂
Yay
My cat keeps beating up my switch




I’m on phone so there’s no return or down arrows
OH




Wha
Yeah, painting them was fun. I had boxes and boxes of those.
wha?
Uhh you can make different
Levels
Of your message
u can just delete the space in the middle
Lol
GASP




hows to get mods in sdv
Uh
it's on the wiki










































!wiki
The official Stardew Wiki can be found at https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki




!gettingstarted
If you would like a guide to setting up mods for Stardew Valley, check out the getting started guide! https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide
the lead ones are sick my dad shows me his box sometimes. i had a custom plastic one for my current dude and his staff broke after 2 sessions💀



can u make like hella money from just farming and spam sleeping
hilloo, what should I prepare for year 2?
My cat bit me 
Goodnight
Rip
starfruit is good
Stuffs
yummy
maybe
not crazy perhaps but yknow
im on year 20
Mine were all lead, or pewter as they were called. They didn't come out with plastic ones until well after I'd last played.
what update are we in
1.5?
Yep
Yeah pretty sure we got lead poisoning from touching those. I had a sweet 3 piece dragon mini
We did have plastic minis back then. I remember my friend wanting to play some wargame so he got 12 goblins for me, because of course the goblins sucked. They had floppy hats so I painted them all to look like smurfs
I had a couple dragons. Very large, came in multiple pieces that had to be glued together. I last played the game in the late 80s.
Once I left college, that was it for D&D.
Should I complete the ||vaults bundles?|| I have 35k I have ||3 bundles|| to go
Why would only one of my animals stay in the coop. All the others are outside
I HATE when they do that. Or if it's a cow and they just won't move outside 😭
yea vaults is important for ||some upgrades||
Like baby it's right there just two more steps
depending on your goals
yes the bus is SUPER helpful
Alright, I'll be doing that I already finished upgrading my ||house||
unlocks many important things
Yeah I usually do minecarts then bus
Ima do it now, thanks for the advice!
What paths should I use for my farm? I'm on year two and i just wanna make it purty
minecarts feels like the easiest
^^
I already finished || Boiler > the something that unlocks the bridge to skull cavern, and then vaults||
yea normal cart bundle is usually my 1stdone'
same
its also my fav unlockable😩
love minecarts
havent gotten them yet on my speedrun acc struggling bigtime
just need to get far enough to find a ghost
What do I do in the game
crimes
Pfff.
I like Rustic Plank and Wood Path, with Stepping Stone and Cobblestone mixed in. Also, Brick Floor is kind of nice. I shy away from the gray stone paths.
cobble stoe supremecy
Thanks mate.
hi 
otter!
YES 
adorable
I hate that mod 😭😭😭
Take a seat
I don't think I want to
LAMOOOO
ahhh my grandchild. Just... slip under the... covers. Yess.. yesss... that feels... good
STOP
uH not sure
Oh dear
or just 1.5
I know we're on some type of 1.5
1.5.6.39 last time I checked
So 1.5.6
Switch version is 1.5.4.2
Depends on the platform.
yep
Hm
I am unsure then, that's as fair as my brain goes
Farm is finally clean, things moved, ready to go!
Abgaga
Has that updated for mobile yet? Last word was by the middle of this month.
Not yet, but he/she's doin their best
Concernedape is a dude im pretty sure
I know how that goes. Still waiting on OptiFine to update for Minecraft. It's several updates behind. Discord page has it stuck on 97% for weeks now.
I don't think CA works on the SMAPI.
Oop
when you get to robins house and she's not there 😭😭
Didn’t realize smapi was part of this
Is it tuesday?
Mhm :'))) I forgor
Yeah it's PathosChild and ZaneYork
I've yet to mod this game. Modded plenty of others, just not SDV yet.
Both ponds on th farm just give trash, and trash doesn't raise fishing does it?
No it dont
If I don't speak to someone for several days, will my hearts with them go down?
If not maxed, yes
Oh if it's maxed it won't go down?
Don't which?
Yep, if it's maxed it'll stay that way
VERY slowly. It's like 2 points a day for any villager you aren't dating or married to. That's like a little over two years of ignoring them to lose a single heart.
If you don't talked to them -5 friendship will be deducted each day
Good cause i just want to keep sleeping till I reach a rainy day so I can buy a mermaid's pendant
B still it counts
Doesn't give fishing exp or doesn't give fish?
boredom
The decay is so minor it doesn't matter right
Or should I aim to hit 10 hearts with all npcs anyways
Even though there's no real benefit after 8-9 hearts
if you got everything from people all poeple the only reason to get max is for achivments
Just aim for 10 hearts with un-romanceable characters and 8 with the romance ones
The benefit of reaching 10 hearts is that they will stay there forever and you can ignore them for the rest of the game. Ignoring them is what I live for. 🤣
They’ll stay at 10 and 8 till you decide what to do
lets be honest its either alex cause he hates homeless people or haley cause shes a jerk at the start
well idk if its hate
but still
Defo not haley
Haley wouldn't throw a rock let alone a homeless man
She wouldn’t do smth like that
well then only idea i have is alex or maybe lewis
!alex
vincent
!Vincent
!vincent
Thank god
Huh
!sonic
I imagine it was mayor Lewis because homeless man bad for town
My friend stole my fiberglass rod and I have to go to Lewis's house to get it ugh imma strangle him 
NO SHOT
Yes shot.
buy iridium rod
!princess peach
!mario

Eat your friend
WHO IS VINCENT
I'm getting on rn
The expected advice from a skeleton

Great idea 

The kid
Oh him

little kid
Is he a prick?
Can I change the color of the leds in my keyboard
I cant see him throwing rocks at linus

^ me after eating people
Thank God there wasn't one
I've been thru the settings but idk where to look
Oo
bro i forgot caroline pumpkin quest in year 1
lol
!Harvey
now i have to wait
!sebastian
I've never seen Harvey's portrait
Lmao
!haley
It's Sebastian. He's not throwing rocks at the tent. He's throwing rocks at the mountain for strange emo-boy reasons no functioning adult would understand, and the rocks are just landing on the tent.
He asks for stuff to throw at the mountain.
@fickle shore L
Okay
Oh shiiiit
bro i dont want this sebastian
i want the modded sebastian
Still not very chill
There are alot of modded sebastions
ok
where is this modded sebastian..
hahahhahahahahhaha

what kind of music would alex like
Rock?
He definitely wouldn’t like rock
what about sam
w hy
What do I do with my ||starfruit||
But idk. Some kid at school i used to go to didn’t look like he would listen to rock but he was a hardcore metalhead
rock

The wine business beckons you
The blues frfr
I'm sorry I know you mean well but I can't see a single way in which ||starfruit|| is spoiler worthy
The rules of the channel say you can spoiler what you want
||I got it as a cc reward idk||
Starfruit is at the ||desert|| so i could see it being spoilered
Based
||your mother||
you can buy it in ||sandy|| right
||no dwarf scroll 2 for everyone||
lol we could just all start doing spoilers only
Spoiler only chat
||there's a store inside Emily's friend||
||you've got a friend in me||
||yes the best kind of store||
GOD DAMMIT
XDDDD
||.||
And stone
Why can’t marry with sandy 🥺,she’s cute
What level farming is the keg recipe
mods
||cause people voted for Emily over sandy||
|| |||| || || || || |||| |||| |||| ||
lol
This sounds like haley hate ❌️
I hate you
What's an easy way to get clay?
|| ||
||s||||a||||n||||d||||y|| ||c||||u||||t||||e||
Plant 500 blueberries
either that or just mine a little
Don't call me that how dare you
You have plenty of clay after
sorry i meant dirty hoe
BAHAH
mb
My man
Vincent is the kid @terse beacon 💀
Indeed
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wheres squid kid
Crippling debt
||Armored bug||
nah like i mean
New haley cutscene 
the fightable one
I don't think I've seen this one
Armored bug or ||mummies||
Your mother-in-law. Same as IRL. 🤣
Dayum
yes lmao
Rare dave mood tonight
i dont have one
If I need coal is the 10x wood in the kiln worth it
I saw a video that showed the prices of stuff that things sell at when you hover over it, was that a mod or is that base game? Because i couldnt see it myself
Depends
If you’re going into wine, do NOT use up your wood like that
it works when you have shops open but if not its a mod
Its easy enough to farm levels 50-60 in the mines a couple of times for 30-50 coal a day
Kegs?
Ah then i need to figure out the mods cause it looks helpful
Precisely
if you have monstermusk you can get alot
yea fr
If you go into wine, you need an incredible amount of wood
i didnt know that was a mod
I just started and i need 791 x 30 wood
Not really. It's too much wood for too little coal.
Still gonna expand
What are the other mats
Mats?
Materials
1 iron bar, 1 copper bar, 1 oak resin, 30 wood
Oak resin 
oak resin is a pain in the ass to collect
Facts
Tap oak trees as soon as you are able.
Also hi crystal
build alot fo tappers
make them dry
I'm planting an orchard 
I have an entire grove of oak trees tapped. I get 31 resin every harvest
Hello 
Grove
Glad to see you again. Was worried you would disappear like before
I have about thirty trees on my farm all tapped
W
So I play on my VR right. And I like to charge it while I play it and I had to duct tape the crap out of my charger to my extension cord and it is a mess . Truly
Where are you putting the tappers? 😳
How much is one starfruit?
oh
Dang
They’re the fruit that makes the most profit when turned to wine
ok so if were being honest wouldnt seeds be better to sell cause like youll end up with more seeds then crops when you use the seeder
Wouldn’t you just sell the crop?
Or turn it into more expensive items?
Seems counterintuitive to sell the seeds
yea but having all those seeds and selling them at once might make you more money then the normal crops together
What's the best mine level for copper
I can turn 791 ancient fruit into ~1600 seeds
Or i can turn it into wine that will sell for 1.6 million
NO. Never put starfruit in a seedmaker instead of a keg. Every time you do you are losing 2750 if you get one seed, 2350 if you get two. Wine is worth 3150. Seeds only cost 400 each. And they only sell back to the store for half that.
yea but theres a plant i saw on the wiki that said a crop sells more for turning into seeds i don remember what it was
Seeds are dirt cheap yea
Definitely not the high profit crops like starfruit and ancient fruit
it was just a random thought i had lol
same with cranberries tho
How do you get alot of starfruit seeds
Yup
by turning starfruit into seeds with the seeder
You can purchase them in bulk, or you can purchase ~50 and then use a seed maker to multiply them
Where do you buy them at
Sandy
No. You buy the seeds from Sandy. Never put starfruit in a seedmaker.
you’re going to give iceman a conniption
||in the desert I need the bus for?||
Only if you're stupid.
Isn’t it alright to turn it into seeds at first to get the numbers up?
Woah nice. 20 ore from a geode
Yes
hen you gotta keep buying them, id put them in a seeder for more seeds to plant then sell
Wine sells for 3150. Seeds are 400. Do the math.
Nah mate like turning them all into seeds and planting them again.
Ancient fruit is different. You can't buy it anywhere.
To keep increasing the numbers
dont buy seeds buy one o grow then multiply with the seeder then make more then when you get alot turn into wine
Still the dumbest idea ever.
I can't get to sandy 
Better sell them - if u wanna Go for Constant income in early u can Go for pale ale
Ok ok I wouldn't sell the seeds but save them for future crops. Make wine, it's much more valuable
Oof
Put them in a keg. Sell the wine for 3150, throw in 50 gold, AND BUY 8 FREAKING SEEDS INSTEAD OF ONLY GETTING TWO LOUSY SEEDS FROM A SEEDMAKER.
I think ||the trader lady|| sells them sometimes
Traveling cart
Thanks
Yeah fs
is it me or am i the only one who accidentally gives the help wanted item to the wrong person too often
Traveling cart sells starfruit?
Yeaaaahhh i did that yesterday on accident
I think sometimes
Hm. I never use it anymore
Me neither :'))
I saw a help wanted note from Evelyn for a cactus fruit and saw her passing by. I gave her one in my pocket before realizing I hadn't accepted the quest smh
Then I accepted it and then gave her another one
I’ve done that shit too many times 💀
I can see you doing something stupid like that HAHA
One time it was a hot pepper but it was the last one and i sold the rest
i was playing with nerf gun lol
These paths are annoying me 
So i had to grow another whole ass bush for the quests
HAAAA Hahaha
HAHA L
Paths are simply unnecessary unless u are a decorator like me
Paths keep my things organized
I almost typed dictator 💀
Tells me where all my stuff should go
I am very much decorating >:))
I like them. It keeps my farm from lookin like a rust bucket
You can move faster on paths.
Thats what im saying
YES
By like .01 percent
HAH HARVEY JUST ASKED IF I SHOULD HAVE A BABY yes Harvey I would thank you
Not much help..
0.1 actually
Best part u don't gotta go into the hospital doctor is right there
Shut up. I meant thaf
Lmaooo
lol
Brb yall skincare calleth
Don’t die
lol
Imma die now
Paths will keep grass from growing, which gives a -1 speed penalty.
Should I post farm updates?
Eh. True.
Go do skin care
If u want!
Yes I would want
Ok I gotta go frfr
Don't dieee
Gotta make sure you look pretty
Check in later peoples 
"The spreading weeds have caused damage to my fsrn" 
Gotta make sure my skin looks good when I'm 90 yeah
Facts
I figured out the hard way that weeds will take over my ancient fruit and not warn me
Worst flavor of gummies ever. I don't even want to think about what hair, skin and nails tastes like.
Thankfully they only took 3.
Eugh
They killed two of my beehives on GI.
"weeds have damaged your farm" what farm it's all empty my guy
There's bees in this game 
The bee hives yea
Im finna finish my farm later I wanna play some co-op
Nvm I do not wanna play online I wanna sleep I just realized it's almost 2am
God damn
I forgot I have a job now but this game is so fun
FELT
Waiting for April 1st
Grinding acorns from the few oak trees I have because lightning destroyed a bunch if saplings 
I'm out of oak trees
I stole it
Down by the sewer
YOU RAT
NYAHAHAHAHAHA
Do I just keep spamming Floor 5 for the Prismatic Slime? I'm on my last day and I really want that Monster Musk recipe. 
Just keep going through the mines
Any slime spawn has a chance to be a prismatic slime
If you redo the same floor too many times it will stop refreshing the changes
Hold the heck on there's a prismatic slime
time to clay farm i suppose 
Is there anyone here who is on ps and can play coop
Ok
Rubbing it in, huh
Can Xbox play with PS4?
I dont think so?
Dang
God dammit
PERSON AFTER MY OWN HEART
what gender is good for getting gold?
Situational energy source
The garbage hat noise scared me so bad I didn't realize ingot the garbage hat
Now it'll look like cannibalism not the farmer rooting thru trash
What the fact I never sleep?
Yup! I don't either.
And my blood also runs with caffeine
AHHHGHHHH
I just realized I don't have gold or Nintendo online so I can't play online 😭😭😭
And I don't have money on my card rn so I have to wait till morn to go to the bank :'DDD
The fact that it's only one dollar kills me
lmao
I didn't know that. So do I cycle through floors lime 5 -> 10 -> 5 -> repeat? 
Well. I would go 1-25, but im also pretty far ahead with high quality thinga
Don't prismatics mainly spawn of 94 through 115?
no way ur that broke🫵😂🥱
95*
jk
Shut your scrum dumb diddly chum ass up
💀
I just paid bills
mb cuzzi
Well my share of the bills
imagine paying bills
That's what I thought
jk
Motherless
minor gang

oop
Ah. To be not having a job again
Enjoy childhood while it lasts adulthood is a hassle
I was pointing to you
I'm only 16 but like ma expects me to help wif bills if I got a job so
Like I have cash just not stuff on my card
guys i think im going to wear this to school tommorow what do you think?
Go for it
I'm 20. Now I feel old as hell
lol
I can drive wahoo

well last month now
Nice! Happy late birthday
i turned 15 feb 6
ru bouta get ur permit
I'm only four
yea yet im one of the pro players on this game for the most part lol
I wish I had more time for video games fr
lol i dont got school at all rn so i got alot of times for games
im a huge nerd im playing pokemon sapphire rn
I have a full time job so I am officially jelly
I'm off TMR and homeschooled so yayyy
lol
Sapphire sounce so fun rn

