stardew-valley

[hoary trail]

Highest quality

It does not give buffs but more money

[cobalt hare]

is winter root possible on farm?

[little vault]

1.5x money

[cobalt hare]

or in exteriour locations?

[hollow flicker]

boredom

[little vault]

Pretty sure its only in exterior

[cobalt hare]

okay

[hoary trail]

The level 5 fishing choices are so obvious to pick

[cobalt hare]

till till till lol

[hoary trail]

Crab pots kinda bad ngl

[little vault]

Yea obv crab pots

[hoary trail]

Yes I meant they are good

[little vault]

That’s what i thought

[hoary trail]

Very definitely

[hollow flicker]

lol

[vivid aurora]

You can just buy them though

[cobalt hare]

theyre bad atm but at later levels you dont get junk materials in crab pots anymore

[little vault]

They’re still bad

[hoary trail]

I just made 5.5k from that chest 😮

[hollow flicker]

yea or you can chose for it to not take bait

[hoary trail]

So lucky

[vivid aurora]

or you can really get them from a cc bundle 🤷🏻‍♀️

[little vault]

What chest

[hoary trail]

Chest from a chest

Plus fishing stuff tho

[little vault]

Treasure chest (item)?

[hoary trail]

Yes

[little vault]

Ah good job

[cobalt hare]

so which locations are tillable?

[hoary trail]

14th day 😂

[little vault]

Exterior hoeables

[small bison]

does pierre like spaghetti?

[graceful oracle]

do tree blown up with bombs give foraging xp?

[hoary trail]

Also if I am not mistaken, if you leave a 3x3 patch of cauliflower it can turn big

[little vault]

Yes

[small bison]

yay

[little vault]

All cooked dishes (for the most part) are liked

[small bison]

yippiee

[little vault]

Pierre’s a dick tho the only loved gift (besides universals) is fried calamari

[small bison]

i want him to love me but he never will

[hoary trail]

I just got a trash can hat 😄

[little vault]

Why would you ever want that

[little vault]

Pierre is going to rot in hell

[small bison]

keep your friends close, but keep your enimies in your bed

[hollow flicker]

i got the living weed hat on my 4 day of my first year in spring clearing out weeds on my farm

[little vault]

Damn ok

[small bison]

so am i (im a trad. satanist)

[little vault]

Nice that’s incredibly lucky

[hollow flicker]

fr its a 0.001 percent chance to find people rage cause they cant find it lol

[hoary trail]

Just got bread from the trash… 10/10 very tasty

[little vault]

I got it sometime on my first farm (which was on mobile sad)

[hollow flicker]

damn

[little vault]

I was like “oh cool hat”

[hollow flicker]

mobile sucks in my opinion that

[little vault]

Well i mean some people have to play on mobile so I wouldn’t say that

[hoary trail]

It does

Played on it for a while

[little vault]

It just needs better controls

[hoary trail]

It’s annoying to use auto attack

[hoary trail]

Exactly

[hollow flicker]

yea but i feel bad for the people who play on mobile cause they gotta go through the pain of almost everything unlike pc or laptop people

[little vault]

then dont use it

[hoary trail]

The other controls to attack don’t work for my phone

[hexed smelt]

You mean PC or console? Laptop is a PC.

[little vault]

Sorry i dont really understand this

[little vault]

They probably mean Laptops and towers

[hexed smelt]

Doesn't matter. They are both PC.

[hollow flicker]

laptops and pcs are different- laptops are basically on the go computers unlike pcs that are stay at home computers with like 20 pieces to put together

[little vault]

Kinda rude

[hoary trail]

So that would make your phone a laptop

[cobalt hare]

yay goth both crytal fruit and winter root ❤❤

[hexed smelt]

They play the same version of the game, so I don't understand the need for the distinction. I have a laptop.

[little vault]

Dont worry i get what ur saying

[little vault]

It was a simple mistake just chill

[hollow flicker]

phones arent laptops their mobile devices lol sorry im a electronic nerd

[hollow flicker]

i play on a laptop

[hoary trail]

And I’m not, lol I’m sorry

[hollow flicker]

i could name other differences but im not going to sense im just a nerd that likes computer in genral

[hexed smelt]

Now if you had said PCs AND laptops, I would have agreed.

It's the OR that threw me, like they were two completely different things.

[hollow flicker]

ill admit they arent 2 completely different things but they are different in lots of ways

i can see what you mean there

[hoary trail]

Is it better to upgrade trash can first?

[hollow flicker]

depends on what you feel like doing

[little vault]

Why are we still talking abt this

[hollow flicker]

i usually upgrade the pickaxe or watering can

[hexed smelt]

And I can see what you mean. I was thinking you thought they were two different games, and I was mistaken in that.

[hoary trail]

I like the fishing and farming part of the game

So maybe hoe and can

[little vault]

NO

[little vault]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[hoary trail]

Oop

[hollow flicker]

yea your fine i wasnt very clear on that, i know its the same versions

[hexed smelt]

No. Trash can should be last. Dead last. When you have more money and ores than you know what to do with.

[little vault]

Pickaxe is definitely #1 priority in terms of general gameplay

[bitter cargo]

I think pickaxe more useful

[hoary trail]

Pickaxe-

[hexed smelt]

Watering can for me, since I plant a LOT of crops.

[hoary trail]

Why though

[little vault]

💀

[hoary trail]

Help I’m dumb lmaoooo

[little vault]

Pickaxe

[little vault]

Pickpickpick

It’s the obvious choice

[hollow flicker]

lol

[hoary trail]

Uh-

[hollow flicker]

knowing youll be in the mines more then anything almost

[hoary trail]

Mines make me mad and give me anxiety

I hate them

[ashen flume]

Pickaxe for more copper for more upgrades

[hexed smelt]

I know the feeling. I just made coffee and forgot to press the button to start the coffee maker so it's just been sitting there for the last half hour doing nothing. 🤣

[little vault]

Better Pickaxe = Faster mines progress = More ores = more game progress

[cobalt hare]

and i completed my first bundle yay

[ashen flume]

You're in for a ride then

[hollow flicker]

damn lmao

[hollow flicker]

nice

[hoary trail]

Damn 😭

[ashen flume]

That's how i started tbh

Now what am i? A mining addict

[hollow flicker]

lol fr

ima get on my beach farm

[hexed smelt]

Pick for me is second. Usually right on the heels of the can. Because with a better can I can squeeze in a little more mining every day.

Just my way of looking at it. Doing pick first is good, too.

[hollow flicker]

i do pick first so i can get copper easier to upgrade can

[hexed smelt]

Good strat, too. I do can first so I can have more time to get more copper.

[fringe wagon]

The preferred tool you want to upgrade depends on your playstyle.

If you farm a lot, watering can and hoe
If you mine a lot, pickaxe
If you like to get a lot of wood, axe

The popular order of tools are usually
Pickaxe > Axe > Watering Can > Hoe > Trash Can

That's it in a nutshell

[cobalt hare]

definetly pick i mean its the most important item for mining

and axe yeah for hardwood

[hollow flicker]

would it really make a difference tho? you still need to do 3 hits to get the copper rock broken to get copper making more time go to waste

[hexed smelt]

Like KewlBeanz said, it's my playstyle.

[fringe wagon]

Pickaxe is preferred by many since a lot of useful resources are found in the Mines and breaking then quick enough is always a weight lifted off your shoulders

[hexed smelt]

And watering one crop at a time takes a lot more time than doing three at the time simply based on the number of crops I will have.

I will have way more crops than I will encounter copper nodes.

[fringe wagon]

I do admit upgrading the watering can is pretty essential especially in the early game where you don't want to use sprinklers/don't use a lot of sprinklers

[hexed smelt]

So, in the words of Ken Kesey, I put my good where it will do the most.

[fringe wagon]

All you need to know is that there is no bad tool to upgrade first, they're all beneficial in their own way

Except Trash Can
NEVER upgrade the trash can unless everything else is Iridium

[hoary trail]

My brother and I are in fall and we don’t know how to get common mushrooms, I’m sorry for all the questions but I’m confused

[ashen flume]

They just appear

Theyre regular fall forage

[fringe wagon]

They can appear randomly throughout the valley
You have to look for them

[hoary trail]

We are on day 16 and haven’t seen one yet

[wet phoenix]

I JUST MARRIED ALEX BITCHES

[fringe wagon]

There's no way to hasten your way of finding them unless you get the Tracker profession

[hexed smelt]

But can and hoe both stop at copper, while pick and axe both go up to iron then gold. Then can and hoe both get double left with Clint in winter to go from copper, through iron and into gold, because 1x5 is useless for me, while 3x3 of gold fits with quality sprinklers.

[hexed smelt]

The Wiki page for each of the seaons will have charts for all forageables that shows their frequency by region.

[hoary trail]

Okie

Thanks and again sorry

[hexed smelt]

The best day to look for forageables is on Saturdays. All the forageables that have accumulated over the week reach their peak on Saturdays before resetting on Sundays.

[hollow escarp]

Interesting

[hexed smelt]

No need to apologize. Everyone here is more than happy to help and answer any questions.

[hollow escarp]

Does this also apply to items dropped on ground?

I dropped a skull claw on the ground one time at midnight and it despawned the next day

But usually when I leave soggy newspapers on the ground they sit there for days before despawninf

[hexed smelt]

A slap and a loss of friendship points.

[solid briar]

loool

wont be doing that

[hexed smelt]

Stuff you drop? I think that stuff despawns the minute you leave the map.

[hollow escarp]

Nah it sticks around much longer… albeit unreliably

[hexed smelt]

I wear double iridium bands. I'm not able to drop anything anymore. It all gets sucked back into my inventory. LOL

[hollow escarp]

Floor items despawn after the floor item amount hits a certain cap or leaving the game (I think) but I’ve also noticed some despawn under other stranger circumstances

[hexed smelt]

Yeah, the Saturdays rule only applies to outside.

And the tidepools on the east side of the beach have a different rule.

[river echo]

whenever i want to get rid of an item i can't throw away i put it in a chest in front of the saloon and boogie out of there

[hollow escarp]

My skull claw was outside when it despawned overnight but idk the day

[hoary trail]

Y’all’s screen ever dims when you close out of Stardew

It stays dim

[hollow escarp]

As in the brightness lowers on our monitors? No?

[hoary trail]

Hm

Mines broken bruh

[hollow escarp]

Sure it isn’t just getting brighter outside or your eyes aren’t acclimating to bright light?

[hoary trail]

One of my save files also randomly disappeared

[hoary trail]

Happens every time I close it

[hollow escarp]

Have you noticed music tracks playing on top of one another occasionally?

[hoary trail]

No

[hollow escarp]

Sorry your experience reminded me of an unrelated one I had when I started playing SDV years ago (an illegal version sadly, but I own the legit one now)

[quiet field]

Haley and Emily are arguing about whether or not Haley should clean under the cushions. As much as I love Haley, Emily is way too sweet so I wasn't able to bring myself to tell Emily to do it herself. I told Haley that it can be her one weekly job and luckily she was fine with it

But this is making me realize that Haley would be insufferable irl lol

[hoary trail]

She seems crazy to me

And Haley seems like a pick me but I know she gets better throughout the game

[hollow escarp]

She’s a very stereotypical rich girl

[lofty marten]

Yeah

[quiet field]

I love her sister though, she's so sweet

[fossil juniper]

is it rare that i just got prismatic shard from killing a slime on floor 49 while trying to get iron

[lofty marten]

Real but I like her more after actually befriending her

[hoary trail]

Uh-

[graceful oracle]

i remember hearing somewhere that friendship decay doesnt happen at max friendship. is that true?

[lofty marten]

I once got prismatic shard just mining some rocks

Like the normal rocks

[quiet field]

It would make sense, you can get to the point where you like someone so much, it doesn't matter how much they dig through trash

[lofty marten]

Lmao

[hoary trail]

I frikin love digging in the trash

So rewarding

[lofty marten]

Best thing to do

[hollow escarp]

Oh no digging through trash, shooting them with slingshots, etc. still decreases rep

It just doesn’t go away over time

[hoary trail]

I got Tom kha soup my first time

[lofty marten]

That's Elliott's favorite

[quiet field]

Same, I constantly have to dodge the foot traffic there though. I swear the place is deserted until I want to get some free food

[hoary trail]

Elliot’s annoying 😫

[lofty marten]

I love him

😭

[hollow escarp]

Why because he speaks in a grammatically correct fashion?

He’s like the most out of the way bachelor

[quiet field]

I keep on annoying Seb by getting in his way It's by accident, we just happened to take the same route today

[hoary trail]

He reminds me of that one teen titans episode when robin takes off his mask

[hollow escarp]

(Besides Seb ofc)

[hoary trail]

I’m broken 😂

[quiet field]

That reminds me, I hardly ever see Elliot

[hexed smelt]

I know. Even after all these years, he still can't believe it's not butter ...

[hollow escarp]

I don’t get what there is to be annoyed by him for besides how annoyingly located he is

[lofty marten]

I literally learned his schedule after following him every day to talk with him I felt like a stalker

[hoary trail]

HA

[hollow escarp]

Spends half his time inside his cottage which you can’t even enter without 2 friendship

[hoary trail]

I got the Joja mart cutscene

[hollow escarp]

And when he does leave he goes to like the beach or nearby bridge, nowhere central

[hoary trail]

They are bullying Pierre

Good job morris

[hollow escarp]

Sure Willy is technically located in a worse spot but at least he’s consistent and available at all friendship levels

[hexed smelt]

Elliot and Harvey and Seb are the worst in that regard. Elliott and Seb because they are always locked in their rooms. Harvey because the dude's never in his office. LOL

[lofty marten]

He is sometimes also at the shop and on Friday he is at the saloon ofc

[bitter cargo]

one pierre hater too

[lofty marten]

I think Elliott leaves his Cabin somewhere around 12 pm

I mean

Am

[hoary trail]

Harvey looks like he’s 30

[lofty marten]

Or is it pm

[hollow escarp]

Come to think of it every male bachelor besides Alex is kind of out of the way

[river echo]

Best level to find copper on in the mines?

[hexed smelt]

He's a doctor. He should look like he's 30.

[river echo]

Also me going after Seb in my first save and Elliott in my second bc why not

[lofty marten]

Yall sorry I forgot how pm and am works like when it's noon it's what

[river echo]

pm

[lofty marten]

Ohh ok tyy

[cobalt hare]

yes got till mine 15:)

[hollow escarp]

Shane tries his best to not socialize, Elliot is in an out of the way area, Sebastian is a basement dweller, and Harvey just doesn’t do his job

[river echo]

When it turns to the next day its 12 am and when its noon its 12pm

[cobalt hare]

time to get the dagger

[hoary trail]

I see Elliot everyday

I go fishing most of the time

[hollow escarp]

I can’t find him when I want to

[lofty marten]

If I can't find him i wait for him lmao

[hollow escarp]

Where are you fishing anyways? The ocean isn’t the best place for cash in any season besides summer

[hoary trail]

I’m sorry I didn’t know

I’m fishing because it’s easiest money maker for me

[hollow escarp]

Don’t be sorry lol

Yeah fishing is great for cash!

The Mountain lake is the best place to fish for money a lot of the time but it does vary

On rainy Spring days you want to fish by the Wizard’s hit for example

And every area has it’s own special fish

[lofty marten]

I mean beside cash you still need to fish in the ocean for the bundles tho

[cobalt hare]

what can i get on the winter festival?

anything of use?

nah sorry should google this

[hoary trail]

I need a sturgeon

Isn’t that by the mountain?

[hollow escarp]

That is mountain lake iirc?

I think it only appears in.. summer or fall, maybe also in winter?

[quiet field]

I accidentally destroyed my melon so I just restarted my day, luckily I do my farming in the morning

[serene walrus]

summer and winter

[lofty marten]

Mountain lake summer n winter

[hollow escarp]

There aren’t any fall exclusive CC fish iirc?

[hoary trail]

@hollow escarp thing is I need to wait for summer for the fish I need

Tiger trout, sturgeon, tuna snapper, tilapia

[hollow escarp]

Welp not much to do

[hoary trail]

Yeah

[serene walrus]

its always fall and winter

[hollow escarp]

I’d recommend dedicating spare time to befriending and mining instead

[hoary trail]

And my pick is in Clint’s 🥲

[cunning idol]

recolector works with the chickens?

[hollow escarp]

Befriending more or less has to be done over long periods of time and I’m like 99.9% sure you haven’t found the bottom of the mines if you are on Spring 1

Working on the other CC bundles is also a good idea

[hoary trail]

I haven’t

Others take time

[hollow escarp]

And farming obs

[hoary trail]

I only have the firstthree too

[serene walrus]

autograbber you mean? yeah it works on all the animals

[hoary trail]

What’s that?

[hollow escarp]

What is farming?

Surely you know what farming is right?

[hoary trail]

Obs

What’s obs

[hollow escarp]

Oh, short for obviously

[hoary trail]

Or am I just dumb

Oh

[hollow escarp]

I guess it isn’t a very obvious abbreviation itself

[hoary trail]

Silly me

[hollow escarp]

Ironic

[hoary trail]

Lol

[cunning idol]

yeah, i have the game in spanish so idk was the name of that machine in your language

[hoary trail]

No it’s not very obs

[serene walrus]

ohh maybe going to the spanish sdv server is better for u in #friends

[hoary trail]

Iridium bullhead!

[hollow escarp]

The machine which automatically collects eggs I believe

[cunning idol]

yes

[hollow escarp]

They don’t need to go to a Spanish channel, they are fine at speaking English just are obviously not going to know the precise English names if they play in a different language

[cunning idol]

im ok here ty

[hoary trail]

Guys Sebastian smokes and I just realized lol

[hollow escarp]

Yeah… :(

[serene walrus]

💀 i was just suggesting lol

[hollow escarp]

Quartz is great for her

It’s going to take a few Quartz but yes

Those soft, silky shorts are more than worth your while.

I mean the real difficulty in befriending people is visiting them often

[hoary trail]

Why is there a glowing flying thing on my farm

It sprinkled tinker bell dust on my parsnip

[hollow escarp]

Oh fairy!

It blesses your farm by growing crops. Sometimes a 5x5 or greater patch, other times a single bean plant

[hoary trail]

It grey my cauliflower 😌

Grew*

It had red eyes so I thought it was bad

Same!

[hollow escarp]

We need evil fairies which turn expensive crops into parsnips

[hoary trail]

They make the chicken even if I don’t have chickens?

[hollow escarp]

Oh yeah witches can also turn Slimes black!

[hoary trail]

I’ve gotten it twice 😮

No

0.04

I ask stupid question but I swear,on god, I’m AM smart 😂

[hollow escarp]

Chance to get 2 in a row would be %0.0004

I don’t know for 2 in general

[hoary trail]

It’s 0.04

[hollow escarp]

But I’m pretty sure it’s a small number

[hoary trail]

Trust

I’m school smart tho not street smart

[tired merlin]

hey could anybody help me please? I sent an image on #images-and-memes

[tired merlin]

ty

[hollow escarp]

I could swear I remember somebody cutting down that type of bush once, but I don’t remember how or exactly where

…try using a pickaxe? (Just a random guess)

Wouldn’t have thought to try that lol

[tired merlin]

doesn't work either

nope :/

[hollow escarp]

Sorry but I don’t know

Maybe that specific bush is indestructible? I only play on the standard farm so wouldn’t know

[tired merlin]

uhmmm I saw another forest farm with those bushes removed

[noble path]

iirc some bushes are indestructible

Idk I play on hillside so uh

[hollow escarp]

Golden Scythe? Sword?

[noble path]

Both doesn’t work

[hollow escarp]

I’m just throwing out random ideas sorry

[noble path]

Neither works

[hollow escarp]

Good luck, hopefully it’s possible

[noble path]

[hollow escarp]

Have Abigail eat the bush

[tired merlin]

#sad

[noble path]

Abilaig

[hollow escarp]

Yeah some bushes are just… indestructible apparently

[noble path]

Uhhhhhh 7

[hollow escarp]

Pam is an easy 10+

[noble path]

Parsnip top tier

Says an SDV Parsnips lover

[hollow escarp]

Hard to say for certain… but probably a fully upgraded watering can

[noble path]

[hollow escarp]

Oh yes

Who could forget

[noble path]

[hollow escarp]

The one and only, spotted, silky, soft, spotted, and absolutely splendid purple shorts of the Mayor himself

[noble path]

[hollow escarp]

[molten frost]

Can u divorce in stardew

[sinful jackal]

yup! you go to Lewis house and there is like a book in the left space in his house!

[hollow escarp]

Costs a good amount of cash but yes

[sinful jackal]

(at least i think it's one? don't go often there-)

[hollow escarp]

We don’t talk about Ginger Island or post-community center content here

I reccomend asking in #stardew-spoilers

[sinful jackal]

oh yeah sorry i forgot, thanks for reminding me!

[leaden hatch]

Any one know the best way to farm hardwood?

[hollow escarp]

Upgrade your axe to copper and chop down all of the tree stumps

[glacial tendon]

go to secret woods everyday, it's accessible after steel axe

[leaden hatch]

Thank you

[cobalt hare]

Do i need nintendo online too play stardew multiplayer?

[glacial tendon]

yes

[hollow escarp]

Remotely? Yes.

You won’t if you are playing with your friend who is in the same room assuming that’s an option

[glacial tendon]

with local play?

[cobalt hare]

Awh what

[grave root]

i accidentally stored 19 pieces of hay in the sylo. how do i get them out?

[abstract delta]

Go to any barn or coop

And get them out thru the feeders

[grave root]

is that like an automatic feeder?

[shy wyvern]

Super dumb question, but is it worth putting any quality crop into a preserves jar or cask? I feel like it's not. That you should put normal quality in those and sell the higher qualities.

[glacial tendon]

there's a hopper in every coop and barn that allows you to pull hay from silos

[grave root]

oohh oki. so thats how that works. tysm

[serene walrus]

if u put in a quality it will change to normal no matter what

[crude tapir]

exactly right, quality doesn’t matter when u process things

[glacial tendon]

I think it depends on the artisan product, you can check on the wiki the price of the crop compared to the product

[shy wyvern]

Ahhhhhh, only the casks upgrade then. Ok, that's what I thought but wanted to double check.

[serene walrus]

🥹 pandaaaa (see i got your name right this time)

[shy wyvern]

Ok, yea I'm do that. I can never remember what is better to go in the jar versus the keg XD

[glacial tendon]

bring lots of food, I use gold star cheese

[shy wyvern]

Thanks everyone ^^

[hoary trail]

I’ve decided I’m marrying the goth girl

[grave root]

how long does it take for cows and sheeps to produce milk? like my cows and sheeps have heat, and daily hay and still have 0 hearts. even have a heater (its the winter)

[crude tapir]

LMAOOO yeah peachy you’re a real one fr 🙏🙏

[grave root]

like.. why

[hollow escarp]

Honestly it’s just really hard that’s all. Bring food, bombs, and play well

Maybe buy some better weapons

[abstract delta]

GOOD BOOTS HELP-!

[glacial tendon]

cows are daily, I think sheep are 3 days

[hollow escarp]

Cows can be milked daily iirc, Sheep every 2 or 3 days

[grave root]

yea my cows dont produce milk daily... idk why

[abstract delta]

Yeh worth it imo thk

[glacial tendon]

you don't need kitchen for cheese, you put milk into a cheese press

[abstract delta]

Maybe there hungry

[hollow escarp]

Are you feeding and petting them often?

[grave root]

it has 0 hearts but it says its happy

[glacial tendon]

after you buy them you have to wait a few days for them to mature

[hollow escarp]

They might be going on strike

[grave root]

everyday

[hollow escarp]

Hmm… idk

[glacial tendon]

oh ok

[grave root]

theres 6 pieces of hay for all of 6 of them

[abstract delta]

They eat every single day

And fresh grass is good for hearts

[digital creek]

are they grown yet?

[hoary trail]

Found a diamond in a treasure chest

[glacial tendon]

did you buy the milk bucket from marnie?

[digital creek]

i love when that happens

immediately goes to granny i love her LOL

[grave root]

im in year 2 winter.. yes

wait no

i got it wth the game

[glacial tendon]

oh

[grave root]

like automatically

[digital creek]

?

[unkempt basin]

hi!

[hoary trail]

HOLY

I JUST GOT A DINO EGG FROM FISHING

[wraith dawn]

Nice

[hoary trail]

aren’t those super rare?

[abstract delta]

Yes very

Incubate it

[glacial tendon]

yes, so keep it and hatch it so you can get more

[serene walrus]

hi welcome <3

[hoary trail]

I need an incubator first..

[abstract delta]

Yup bug coop

*big

[unkempt basin]

thank you<3

[hoary mango]

how am i meant to get a chocolate cake for the charity thing i don't have any and i don't have the recipe and it's not in gus shop

[agile pier]

What charity thing

[glacial tendon]

for quest board?

[hoary mango]

i'm married to haley she's doing a charity thing with loads of cake

[glacial tendon]

oh

[hoary mango]

i can't get one what if she divorces me

[serene walrus]

nah u good u can get it at anytime

also the villagers can’t divorce u only u can divorce them

[glacial tendon]

the event doesn't happen until you enter town with a chocolate cake in your inventory

[hoary mango]

OHH OKAY thank god

thank you both!!

[dim tulip]

These days marriage smh

Divorcing over Choco cake

[remote cedar]

Miner or geologist?

damn I ran home from the mines and made it to bed 1:50AM

mere seconds to spare

[vivid basin]

• help, Vincent called me and asked if i had an pigs on my farm 😭

[lavish brook]

Heh I've done that a few times. I think they give you leeway in the house I swear I should have passed out between the door and the bed

[spring girder]

Now that I found the new save location, I don't have to worry about losing my saved file again. So I shall continue with my new save file

[hexed smelt]

Why the tears and the cry for help?? It's the cutest thing ever.

[hexed smelt]

Miner. You want the extra ores.

[vivid basin]

• people use “😭” for laughing instead of the “😂” emoji (or at least i do)

[digital herald]

I went got Geologist ngl

[hexed smelt]

Okay. It's weird and creepy and emotionally disjointed, but you guys do you.

[dark shale]

how do i get a void essence?

[jagged surge]

Is there a way where I can move the chest and not breaking it om mobile?

[digital herald]

Guess what I goootttttt

[dim tulip]

A satellite phone

[terse beacon]

Congrats my friend

[dim tulip]

Use it to communicate with Colombian Cartels

[hexed smelt]

It's a mob drop. Most likely gotten from the Shadow Brutes and others on the lava levels of the mines.

[digital herald]

Year 3
And finally got the farm computer

[dark shale]

well im nowhere near there but ty lol

[terse beacon]

I dont really need the farm computer tbh

[hexed smelt]

Krobus sells 10 every day.

Also, 10 solar essences.

[digital herald]

Im one of those insane people who try to get one of everything for the shits and giggles.

[gritty river]

so i’m wondering if this is possible, im trying to find a way to be able to use my single player farm to be able to invite a friend to it. Is it possible to use that farm or does it need to be a CO-OP farm?

[abstract delta]

Hello new person

Welcome

[gritty river]

thank u

[hexed smelt]

I think you can go to Robin and have her build a cabin and it becomes co-op.

[digital herald]

Yeah

[gritty river]

i have a singular cabin done since i’m bringing one friend

[digital herald]

For Xbox doing that you can turn single player to couch co op

[hexed smelt]

No cross platform

[digital herald]

Who's goin tell em....

[hexed smelt]

And no multiplayer in mobile.

[gritty river]

yeah i saw sorry i’m a bit slow

[digital herald]

Dw

[hexed smelt]

No need to apologize. I'm sorry it can't work out for you.

[gritty river]

it’s ok

[digital herald]

Wait
Speaking of co op
For Xbox can you do a combo of couch co-op + online co-op?

Like two people doing the couch co-op and someone joining online

[hexed smelt]

Depends on everyone's seating arrangements.

[agile pier]

Me playing pc while laying in my bed

[digital herald]

Me on the fucking floor with a laptop

[hexed smelt]

Same. Wireless keyboard and mouse. Laptop is on the desk, wired into the TV with an HDMI cable.

[quiet field]

I have to choose between rancher and tiller. I'm going to choose Tiller because even though Rancher will get me a higher bonus with animal products, I'm planting a lot more crops

[hexed smelt]

Tiller is way better. It leads to Artisan, and that's where the real money is at.

[quiet field]

I loved doing that too but sometimes, it would give me a weird feeling and I wouldn't be able to move for a while. Now, whenever I have a bad dream of being eaten alive or something, I have the same pain in my stomache area

[hexed smelt]

The entire animals branch of skills is very underwhelming unless you are doing an all-animals run.

[quiet field]

Yeah, I already know about Artisan, I was planning on getting it since the beginning . I'm glad that I didn't choose Rancher then, I didn't know there were two different branches

If I was barred from Artisan I prob would have reset my save, since I just started yesterday

[strange stream]

Is it possible to get mods on nintendo switch?

[vernal glacier]

I have made so much off my iridium cheese

[hexed smelt]

Yep. Choosing Rancher locks out Artisan, and leaves you choosing between Shepherd and Coopmaster.

[vernal glacier]

Nintendo doesn't like it when you do anything that doesn't get them money in relation to their games

[strange stream]

Oh that sucks

[vernal glacier]

Yeah :/

[hexed smelt]

Yeah, it's great. That 40% is really OP. It used to be 50%, but CA nerfed it slightly a few updates ago.

[quiet field]

I'd have been so pissed if I got all the way to the next levels and found out lol

[spring bison]

Hello new player here

[vernal glacier]

I'm not a serious animal farmer but,,, hoo boy I do like having money

[hexed smelt]

Tell me about it. That would suck.

[spring bison]

Where do I find that purple thing from the winter cc thing?

[quiet field]

Oh yeah I've realized recently that they monetize a lot of stuff that is free everywhere else

[strange stream]

Yo

[vernal glacier]

And things NEVER go on sale

Meanwhile steam has reliable annual sales

[hoary trail]

Nintendo is more desperate now because of new kids that don’t play the games

[hexed smelt]

Damn. Glad I got out of the Nintendo line with the Game Cube being my last one.

[quiet field]

That's why I wanted things from steam, but since I already had a switch I just went ahead and got Stardew on it

My mom kept on saying "when it on sale, I'll buy it" but she doesn't get it, it's never gonna happen

[vernal glacier]

I've gotten so many good games because I didn't have to pay full for them,,, living the life

[strange stream]

Anyone else excited for ToTK?

[graceful oracle]

is there an easy way to get hardwood

[strange stream]

Mahogany seeds

[spring bison]

Forest Farm or the Secret Woods

[cinder charm]

Secret woods can get 12 everyday

[vernal glacier]

Dear Nintendo Stardew players, I'm so sorry.

[spring bison]

?

[hexed smelt]

I bought all my Nintendo games used, anyway. There's a great store for console games, Game Dude, by me that's like a non-sucky Game Stop with transparent pricing (flyers with sale and purchase prices for every game for every console). The place is huge, in an old warehouse and had every console on the market.
I'm strictly a PC gamer these days.

[strange stream]

I believe its called a crocus and it can just be found in the normal forage places, correct me if im wrong

[hexed smelt]

Killing slimes in the Secret Woods, or chopping the large stumps there, will often drop mahogany seeds. You can plant these to make your own hardwood farm.

[delicate thunder]

weird question but if you were making a harvey shrine what would be the centerpiece?

real items plz

[vernal glacier]

Coffee

[rich sorrel]

Coffee seems smart

[quiet field]

Coffee of course

[strange stream]

Muscle remedies maybe?

Idk

[delicate thunder]

yeah but i already put coffe on the signs

[hexed smelt]

His stethoscope.

[vernal glacier]

You could also do pickles but he seems like a dill pickle guy and dill pickles suck

[delicate thunder]

real items

[quiet field]

Stupid Harvey charged me 600 coins since someone transported me to him. They should have left me at my doorstep

[delicate thunder]

haha

[spring bison]

Doesn't it take a while to grow tho? Even with fertilizers

[hexed smelt]

Yes, but you can grow a lot of them once you have the seeds.

[spring bison]

I guess so

[hexed smelt]

They will also drop seeds, so you can increase your seed reserves that way.

[vernal glacier]

I still haven't adjusted to the lastest version,,, so wild that hardwood is easy to get now

Spent a solid month heading down to the secret woods daily just for a little bit of hardwood

[hexed smelt]

Yeah, 1.5 kind of made the whole tree branch of foraging professions pointless.

[steep hollow]

i think the crocus might be a winter foraging item

[hexed smelt]

It is.

[strange stream]

Ye it is

[steep hollow]

you can also use wild winter seeds for a chance to grow them

[strange stream]

Oh yeah I forgot about that

[steep hollow]

i never use wild seeds even though i probs should

[vernal glacier]

Glad I didn't choose them on my main save,,, I'd be so mad

[strange stream]

Dont know how, that's how I got all my money in winter

[hollow flicker]

boredom

[hoary trail]

Oops

[hollow flicker]

lol

[hoary trail]

Somebody said something about Harvey shrine

Lol

[hollow flicker]

ah

[hexed smelt]

Worse than the griefers was the hackers. My friend's server got targeted by a hacking group with their own Discord channel and everything. It was a regular Douchebag Central, all coordinated for attacking Minecraft servers and destroying them.

Mostly mobile players, a platform that had all kinds of cheat tools available to it.

[dim tulip]

Ever saw those "wormy" spots?

They are artifacts spots on the ground, use your hoe on them

[spring bison]

I lost my hoe in summer

It's probably because it's still in clint's place

[dim tulip]

💀

[steep hollow]

EUGH

[small bison]

HOW MUCH WOOD DO IT TAKE FOR FIRST HOUSE UPGRADE IS IT 450

[remote cedar]

bro I unlocked the minecart

actual game changer

[hexed smelt]

Either Clint is like ...

[ebon badge]

Clint is such a white knight

[hollow flicker]

lol

[steep hollow]

"I'm a nice guy, I swear!" Clint please stay 50 feet away from Emily ♥

[hollow flicker]

lmao fr

i joined one of the calls to see how well itll work with my wifi lol

[vernal glacier]

WHO SHAVED HIM

i didnt think he could be less attractive 😭 but here we are

[hollow flicker]

lmao

[small bison]

the leafy chin

[hexed smelt]

I do have to remind myself that he's wearing a gray sweater and not chainmail. It looks like chainmail.

[hollow flicker]

fr

[hexed smelt]

Or maybe I'm just weird. LOL

[hollow flicker]

no i can see it

[remote cedar]

wait it isnt?

[hollow flicker]

no

[remote cedar]

damn

[hexed smelt]

Maybe it is ...

[hollow flicker]

its just a sweater

[remote cedar]

I always thought it was, yknow kinda dangerous job n all

[hollow flicker]

well lets be honest chainmail is usually just the chest not arms as well

[hexed smelt]

You wouldn't wear chainmail standing next to a furnace. It would get HOT.

So there's that.

Levi's jeans when they first came out in the 1800's supposedly had a rivet in the crotch. But cowboys sitting by the fire would have those rivets heat up, and when the stood up they'd burn their privates. 🤣

[cunning idol]

someone could tell me how much time did you spend to have 5 hearts with everyone

[hollow flicker]

not long on somebodys birthday i gave them their loved gift and it went from 1 heart to 5

[west crane]

The time i got into fall i think

[hexed smelt]

I don't start making friends with everyone and giving out gifts until that first winter. And I can still become friends with enough people at high enough level in five months to get points for an important day 1, year 3 event.

[remote cedar]

what the fuck

there was like a human looking blob that shot fire at me lmao

[hollow flicker]

its called a squid kid lmao

[remote cedar]

actually yeah thats an excellent point

[remote cedar]

lmao that thing creeped me out

[hollow flicker]

lmao

[remote cedar]

I saw it on the corner of my screen and just went what the fuck is that

[wet phoenix]

ok

whenever i feed my chickens, they never give me any eggs, what's up with this?

[hollow flicker]

it gets one shot so you dont need to worry

[hexed smelt]

Those are Morris's children. 😝

[remote cedar]

yeah I just countered its fireball and it ceased to exist

[hollow flicker]

when you first get them they gotta grow up

[remote cedar]

I dont think it even dropped anything

[wet phoenix]

i've had them for many weeks

[hollow flicker]

it takes alittle i think a month but idk i dont pay attention

[hoary trail]

i feel like it should be pretty known that chickens have to grow up

[hollow flicker]

lol fr

[wet phoenix]

they have also given me eggs before, but just stopped one day

[hoary trail]

do you give them attention?

[cunning idol]

what kind of chicken do you recommend to have? only shadow chikens or shadow and normal chikens ?

[hoary trail]

like pet them

[wet phoenix]

is that a requirement

[hoary trail]

it helps

[hollow flicker]

both in my opinion

it helps and they give you higher quality eggs

[wet phoenix]

i don't pet them and i also have only normal chickens

[cunning idol]

you have to pet and feed every day to increase your friendship (<3)

[remote cedar]

dude minecart best thing ever

[hollow flicker]

lol

[cunning idol]

so they will drop items every day

[hoary trail]

maybe pet them? or just get new chickens entirely, and add back butchering 💀

[noble bluff]

I don't know how to put my iridium sprinklers

[remote cedar]

I'm glad I rushed to finish that part of the board because its ez

minecart actual game changer

[hollow flicker]

yea

[remote cedar]

my muscle memory keeps wanting to type minecraft

[hoary trail]

do they do more than let you move around?

can u put things in them

i dont remember

[wet phoenix]

i've considered selling the bastards

[hoary trail]

lol

[cunning idol]

one in the middle of a 5x5 crop

[vernal glacier]

No, but they're massive time savers

[hoary trail]

oh ok

[hollow flicker]

they only let you move around

[noble bluff]

I need a photo of the normal farm where can I look?

[hoary trail]

havent used them much

[hoary trail]

google?

bing?

or may i add, yahoo?

[noble bluff]

yahoo

[steep hollow]

pinterest is good too

[cunning idol]

every morning u should pet and feed your animals, in the wiki you can find how much time do they need to grow and drop eggs

[wet phoenix]

i feel like i've lost motivation now that i've married alex

[hoary trail]

divorce

[wet phoenix]

i would sooner burn myself to death

[cunning idol]

i get married with Harvey, its a honey

[hoary trail]

nah divorce then remarry

[hoary trail]

he literally looks thirty

[hollow flicker]

lol i married abby and haley thats it

in my beach run ima go leah

[hoary trail]

i wanna marry abigail or leah

idk which

[steep hollow]

what's wrong with looking thirty 😭

[hollow flicker]

depends

[cunning idol]

lit my kind of men

[steep hollow]

i wouldn't want my S/O to look like a teenager

[hoary trail]

i already married abigail a while ago so i know what she likes

[hollow flicker]

abigail gives you stuff that helps with mines

id rather them look like a teenager

[hoary trail]

i already got like 5 amethyst in my first 18 days

[hollow flicker]

yea fr lol

[steep hollow]

i'm nearly 22, so i DON'T want them to look like teens for obvious reasons LMAO

[hoary trail]

i like goth girls so abigail is alr

[hollow flicker]

she also eats quartz so

[hoary trail]

dont judge me 🥲

[little mural]

is seb talent are staring?

[cunning idol]

(JUST KIDDING)

[hollow flicker]

pfff i turned 15 this month

[little mural]

and why the hell the pic is so small

[hoary trail]

and topaz

[hollow flicker]

and diamonds

[hoary trail]

im 14 bruh-

[hoary trail]

ah yes

[cunning idol]

im 20

[hollow flicker]

lmao i turned 15 this month got this computer for 130 and enough money to get stardew and terraria

[hoary trail]

thats illegal

[hoary trail]

i have had a pc but never had motivation for stardew again

until a month ago

[cunning idol]

thats why i said "just kidding" after that u-u

[little mural]

🤨

[wet phoenix]

has anyone else literally never cooked anything

[hoary trail]

oh im sorry

i didnt see

[cunning idol]

np np

[hoary trail]

literally sashimi

[hollow flicker]

im a minor that curses alot cause my mom doesnt care-

[hexed smelt]

Why would you never cook anything?

[hoary trail]

i mean nobody stoppign you bro

[wet phoenix]

i've bought a salad twice and thats about everything food related i've ever done

[wraith dawn]

I’m 27 and have a phobia of cooking

[hoary trail]

gifts

[wet phoenix]

i meant in game lol

[hoary trail]

i wanna take cooking classes in highschool

[wraith dawn]

LMFAO ooooh

[hoary trail]

but in game is fun

[hollow flicker]

lol ever sense my dad left she just hasnt cared

[wraith dawn]

Me jumping in a chat without reading full context go hrrr

[hexed smelt]

Ah, they mean IRL. That I understand even less, really. I love to cook.

[hoary trail]

wha- damn

[hoary trail]

fr

[hollow flicker]

yea she doesnt care what we do as long as im alive so all i do anymore is play games, text my gf, and listen to depressing/rock music

[cunning idol]

yesterday i tried to end skull caverns with food that gives you lucky, full lucky day and bombs but i failed, Pam went too late to drive the bus in the morning

[hoary trail]

you sound like my brother

[hexed smelt]

I'm so sorry. I know exactly how that is. My dad split when I was 15, and my mom had a real hard time holding it together. Took her years to recover.
My best wishes to you both.

[hollow flicker]

i mean i dyey my hair red for my b-day and get told im emo so i just excepted it lol

[hollow flicker]

well tbh i hated my dad-

[wet phoenix]

what things in this can i sell?

[hollow flicker]

he left when i was i think 7 or 8

[solar shell]

@cunning idol Please no mentions of underage marriage, even as a joke

[hoary trail]

only thing that i have is manipulative dad that tried to send my mom to jail for "child abuse" even though he tried to trick me when i was 2

[hollow flicker]

and i just didnt care cause i like my mom better

[hoary trail]

why dont people sell their quartz?

[cunning idol]

ok, never again

[terse beacon]

Ew what the fuck

[hoary trail]

id sell potato rock

[hollow flicker]

lol came at wrong time

[wet phoenix]

and that is...?

[cunning idol]

cook quartz in the furnace

[hoary trail]

spiky potato rock

[cunning idol]

or use it as a gift to Marnie

[wet phoenix]

i'm coal-poor

[hexed smelt]

Wrong channel. Check the other one.

[hoary trail]

marnie is a bad person

[hoary trail]

mine in earlier levels

[hexed smelt]

I guess it was here, too. I hope it gets scrubbed in both.

[hoary trail]

they have a lot of minecarts

[hexed smelt]

Don't need that here.

[cunning idol]

Nah, already noticed me with a bot

[cunning idol]

at lvl60 in mines u can find bouncy and dark creatures that drops coal

[hoary trail]

dust spirits

[wet phoenix]

yeah but only like 1/10 drop it

[hoary trail]

do the early 15-30 floors

or until it gets dark

they have minecarts with about 8 coal

[tacit basin]

Finally got the greenhouse

[hoary trail]

lucky

[hoary trail]

i really want it

my brother and i are grinding lmao

[tacit basin]

I was tryna rush it bc my winter starts soon

[wet phoenix]

i could buy the 25,000 g package in the community center... but that would leave me with 2,000

[ebon badge]

😭

be poor and not to be poor

[vernal glacier]

She might never work but she's not THAT bad

[hoary trail]

dude i swear

she is slacking

[cunning idol]

are you friend of Caroline? for tea sapplings

[hollow flicker]

if anybodys bad its lewis

[wet phoenix]

i don't even know who that is

[steep hollow]

what did Marnie do 😭

[cunning idol]

good way to make money early for that mission

[hoary trail]

i literally walked over to her house twice in a row and she wasnt working, then i had the moonlight jellies or something so i had to wait another day

[steep hollow]

she's all sweet, she even feels bad for taking the eggs from her chicken

[vernal glacier]

Abigail's mom, has green hair

[ebon badge]

Marnie is evil

I cant trust Marnie

[wet phoenix]

how much of a friend do i have to be with her

[hoary trail]

2 hearts

caroline is sweet

i want her as my grandmother

[hollow flicker]

lol the portrait for her is cute with what i use

[cunning idol]

i sent u a dm

[digital herald]

The bundles in CC that are money is repetitive
Like

Wtf

[hoary trail]

i hate it

[hexed smelt]

Marnie is wonderful. She works with animals, and it's hard work. Very hard work. Just ask @wraith dawn. Marnie deserves all the time off she needs.

[hoary trail]

i need my money for iridium fishing pole

[steep hollow]

if i lived with Shane, i'd need even more time off too

[wraith dawn]

Dave you trying to get me started?

[hoary trail]

marnie takes half the time off with mayor lewis

[digital herald]

Mayor Banger ---->

[steep hollow]

that man just sits there and ||randomly trauma dumps on you|| like goddamn

emotional drainage she must go through

[hoary trail]

shanes a b word

[hexed smelt]

I usually just wait until I get the entire 42,500 and do all the vault bundles at once.

[ebon badge]

MAYOR GEAjgiegjiG AGARHJH

[wet phoenix]

holy shit

those are borderline game-breaking

[hoary trail]

i wanna see now

[digital herald]

Oh it's """only""" 42500?

[velvet birch]

Marnie brought you a cat 🥺🥺🥺

[wraith dawn]

Marnie is a farm owner. An animal farm owner. Try to live one day on a huge animal farm then come back with that

[velvet birch]

She’s nice

[hoary trail]

I live on a farm-

[wet phoenix]

i hate being pressured into having animals

i just want plants

[hexed smelt]

Money is easy for me.

[wraith dawn]

Do you work on it tho

[steep hollow]

once you get your farm in working order... 42,500 is ez money

[digital herald]

The goal of Stardew Valley is to steal her fucking job

[hoary trail]

i have horses, chickens, goats, rabbits, and my mom is getting a milking cow soon

[hexed smelt]

Yep.

[hoary trail]

yes

[wraith dawn]

Me with 300 goats in game. ✅

[digital herald]

Me with 8 starving chickens:

[hoary trail]

after school until dinner, then we clean up after the horses

[quiet field]

In the cave near my farm, should I use mushrooms or fruit bats? I've seen videos where people say that either one is better

[wraith dawn]

Then you should know how important breaks are and how much we work more than your average job. We don’t have 8-5 jobs. We have all day 4am -9pm jobs.

[wet phoenix]

me with 4 starving chickens whom i have never touched:

[hexed smelt]

Flip a coin. Really.

[steep hollow]

rn i have 150,770 gold

[hexed smelt]

It's an old argument.

[wraith dawn]

demoted

[hoary trail]

marnie is a video game character 😭 wtf happened

[steep hollow]

realism in video games is nice tbh

[wraith dawn]

I just feel a pixilated character on a personal level lol

[digital herald]

They don't make me eggs
I don't get them food

[hoary trail]

ah

[cunning idol]

when you unlock special missions, Linus will ask you for 20 thrash from rivers/lake/ocean (easy with crabtraps) and if you complete that missions, at next day Linus will send you a recipe for grass (sorry idk the name for grass seeds)

[digital herald]

[wraith dawn]

I—- but —- you…

[steep hollow]

they need food to make eggs 😭

and they need to like you to make good eggs

[wraith dawn]

I’m calling PETA

[hoary trail]

hey chickens eat literal dirt they are fine

[digital herald]

im the best farmer

[hoary trail]

maybe i just have really dumb chickens...

[digital herald]

I starve my chickens and go mining instead

[ebon badge]

I starved my dinos

but luckily there were grass outside so they chill

[steep hollow]

i send my husband off to war (the mines) so i can spend all day petting my menagerie (barn and coop animals)

[hoary trail]

i just fish it in the pond next to the house

[hoary trail]

well thats rude

[digital herald]

Their effectiveness to make me eggs to makr maynoys is shit
So they starve
So I fish and mine instead

[hoary trail]

lol

[hexed smelt]

No you won't. PETA would put you out of business. 🤣
You probably have more reason to dislike them than anyone here.

[digital herald]

[steep hollow]

it made me carry the video game child and then the game had the AUDACITY to ask IT what to name our child

[wet phoenix]

who else has fishing level 1 with everything else at 7+

[steep hollow]

it will stay in the mines to make up for the transgression

[regal creek]

If I plant a potato on the 7th will it be full grown by the 13th? for strawberries

[cunning idol]

yeah but it takes a lot of time fishing in the pond

20 of thrash

[digital herald]

What

[hoary trail]

bait, and lures

[steep hollow]

you can have children in stardew

[vernal glacier]

Castle gif

[hexed smelt]

My previous save I was so bad at fishing that I avoided it for the longest time. So I can understand.

[hoary trail]

hell no

[regal creek]

??

[velvet birch]

I have one lol

[steep hollow]

i have one and she's so cute 😭 she started crawling

[cunning idol]

yep, You need to get married and a tier 3 house

[wet phoenix]

vomit

[hoary trail]

fr

[velvet birch]

With seb

[steep hollow]

well y'all r kids so i'd HOPE u wouldn't want a kid anyway LMAO

[hoary trail]

doesnt he juts give you monster parts

[digital herald]

Note to self

Don't get a teir 3 house or don't get married

[hexed smelt]

Yeah, and you can supplement that with crab pots in those ponds as well.

[wet phoenix]

as your local gay, i don't like children

[steep hollow]

im gay and i adore the idea of having kids ♥

[cunning idol]

i want to have kids to transform them into pidoves

[velvet birch]

No 🙉

[cyan merlin]

that’s the right answer

[cunning idol]

or ducks idk what the hell is that flying white bird

[hoary trail]

its a dove

[steep hollow]

doves

[hoary trail]

its called a dove

[cunning idol]

yeah pidoves are the pokemon

[hoary trail]

yes

[cunning idol]

xd

[hollow flicker]

yea

[hoary trail]

i have a shiny pidove on Pokémon go

lol

[hollow flicker]

i should know im playing pokemon sapphire atm

[hoary trail]

i love the unova regian

the starters are perfection

[hollow flicker]

i love sun and moon

[hoary trail]

sun and moon is ok

[hollow flicker]

i just like the starting pokemon mainly

[digital herald]

Realization
How old even are half the charaters

[hoary trail]

the animation makes me sick

[wet phoenix]

will alex dance with me at the flower dance

because last time i was traumatized by every single person rejecting me

[vernal glacier]

I love the og hoenn games

[hoary trail]

old enough

[cunning idol]

i played ultramoon and it was very VERY easy

[hollow flicker]

im playing sapphire atm im at the elite 4

[hoary trail]

yes

[vernal glacier]

How many hearts do you have with him?

[steep hollow]

the love interests are likely around 19-24

[wet phoenix]

do i get to make out with him after

[hoary trail]

hes married

[hoary trail]

uh-

[digital herald]

Anyone wonder
WHY IS PENNY SO SHORT

[hoary trail]

pam

[vernal glacier]

She's a short girl

6'0 Penny would be terrifying

[hoary trail]

all them pale ales put a number on penny in the womb

[steep hollow]

tall women ♥

6' Abigail PLEASE

[hoary trail]

mommy

[hollow flicker]

pffff thats why abby and haley tall

[digital herald]

Tf

[vernal glacier]

Abby has 5'10 vibes and I love that for her

[vernal glacier]

AMEN AMEN

[hollow flicker]

lmao

[hexed smelt]

You need 4 hearts with someone for them to accept.

Everyone gets rejected in year 1.

[hoary trail]

how do you ask somebody

[hollow flicker]

talk to them at the flower dance

[vernal glacier]

Just talk to them twice

[hexed smelt]

Keep talking after their dialogue and the option will pop up.

[hoary trail]

ah ok

hehe abigail com'ere bbg

[hollow flicker]

lmao

[cunning idol]

what happen if i get married but i choose other character to dance?

[hollow flicker]

nothing happens

[vernal glacier]

She's my tall swordfighting gamer gf

[hollow flicker]

you just dance with who you asks instead

[digital herald]

Is there a way to get your charater's hair changed?

[hoary trail]

somebody said not to marry abigail bc of the purple stain on the pillow in the morning

[hexed smelt]

You get to sleep on the couch ... for a month. 🤣

Or maybe that's just IRL

[hoary trail]

she wont stain the pillow since she has wizard hair

[hollow flicker]

i think its just irl

[steep hollow]

if your dye comes off on ur pillow at night every time u sleep, get better dye 😭

[novel thistle]

@steep hollow You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[west crane]

One of Wizard's property does the trick

[steep hollow]

thank you, Governor

[hollow flicker]

ayyy

[hoary trail]

how do you check your levekl?

level*

[wet phoenix]

alex should be buffer in game imo

[hoary trail]

ah nvm

[hollow flicker]

go to #governors-mansion and do ! lvl

[steep hollow]

i wonder how buffer sprites would look

[hollow flicker]

idk

[wet phoenix]

lumpier

[hollow flicker]

lol

[steep hollow]

alex, my favorite square walking around town ♥

[hollow flicker]

pfff abby or haley

[hoary trail]

i would marry sam tbh, he seems fun, buuuut im not gay

[west crane]

What does that supposed to mean

[hollow flicker]

lmao i like sam cause hes a rocker and sk8er kid like me irl

[steep hollow]

i love Sebastian & Elliott

[hoary trail]

im gbroken

[hollow flicker]

damn lmao

[steep hollow]

but my heart mainly lies with Sebastian

please dont talk abt kinks in here, esp if ur a minor

[hoary trail]

so sorry

[steep hollow]

thank

[hoary trail]

i forgot i was in a discord server-

[hollow flicker]

lollll

[steep hollow]

you stop that rn

[wet phoenix]

wheeze

[hexed smelt]

😝

[hoary trail]

sebastion looks like the dude from the promised neverland

im bad with names

[vernal glacier]

Sebastian is such a Guy /loving

[vernal glacier]

HELP

[steep hollow]

Ray?

[hollow flicker]

lmao XD

[hoary trail]

yes

[vernal glacier]

Not the Gotham Oswald 😭

[steep hollow]

i wish we had soft Elliott with an earring

ik there's a mod for it, so i plan to install it sometime

[hoary trail]

which ear.....

[hollow flicker]

[vernal glacier]

The one we can't see /j

[hoary trail]

lol

i love this...

so much

[steep hollow]

i think right

[warm dew]

why is shane so cutee

[steep hollow]

idk i cant remember portrait positioning

[hollow flicker]

you mean like the portrait i have for him-

[steep hollow]

GOTDAMN

[hoary trail]

what

[steep hollow]

sorry, my demons

[hollow flicker]

lmao i prefer demons over angles

[warm dew]

shane is such a cute character