#stardew-valley
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So inatead I started a wilderness farm
ohh i take a couple of in game years before i start trying to build up my farm too
Wilderness farm is my favorite
i dont like organizing or decorating so
I love the giant pond right in the middle
What about optimizing?
i usually let other people do it if they want
Surely every STV loves doing that no?
Not everyone, i'm not optimizing my farm too
im tired but dont wanna sleep lol
Will lightning hit my farm at the same rate if im not there
yes i beileve so
Yeah it can still strike if youre not there
It does? I thought it was a reduced rate or something idk
nope
best way to get harwood?
Mahogany trees
secret woods
Mass ammounts of mahogany trees
@bronze quarry how much you need
Going to the secret woods everyday would help too
also good way for sap with tappers
awi cant find em
guys i am in day 20 what should i do
stuff
i only got 1k gold and spring bean farm
Oh you havent gotten a seed from the secret woods yet?
aaano
@calm saddle plant some crops. Water your crops. Go to mines. Fish
Idk, prepare for summer? Do the cc?
Find forage, give gifts, clear cut cindersap forest
Probably too late into the season to be planting a lot of crops
Depending on the crop
but do spring crops grow in summer
7 days of growth left, potatoes
Nope
and got i hate fishing
Uh, what do I do with golden scythe?
what is cc
I have less than 200 sap 
did i just fish a gift?
@calm saddle there are a few crops that cross seasons, if the seeds say "grows in summer and fall", they won't die at the end of summer
Scythe
Mark it as a spoiler, and ||its just a better scythe||
Community center
i think i cant buy it now
oh
How do I get rid of my old scythe, then? 🤔
@calm saddle if you haven't put 5 gold star parsnips in the community center now would be a good time to grow a lot of them
Just keep it in a chest somewhere
@drifting stump put it in a chest that's placed in the path of an npc
Like any other tool you arent using
Okay
I trash my old tools
That's cool
Im new here
clearly
hello!
hello
Hey, welcome to the valley!
so many people recently :>
keep ‘em fresh, i like it
thanks
this server has 40k people online 😭 it’s always so many
stardew valley is quite popular
I knowww but most of them baerly talk like they used to
Gus threw out a whole rhubard pie smdh
Just touching the cold steel the tools are made of would give me chills
secretly for linus
30 - 40 in the mine is garbage
how so?
Agree I think evelyn does that too
Hard to traverse and those stone monsters do this weird pathing thing
oh yeahh
ONG
I just got exhausted entirely because I was on floor 39
agreed
And not about to do 5 more levels of that shit
WINTER MUSIC IS SO TRASH
i think i've completed the mines
then how many lvls are there
I haven't got to the skull caverns yet
Spoiler it
It matches the season, sorta chill tbh
Worm brain take
BRO JUST MADE A DISCORD USER
Thats fair, make sure to prepare when you do, but do mark ||skull cavern|| as a spoiler
Winter music vibes with the season, same with the other seasons
120
took time to google it huh
ok?
bro chill
idk why im hating tbh
i forgot
mhm
hi guys should I buy the wood mallet or claymore
Discord elitist lmao
Claymore
i prefer claymore
calymore fo sho
I like club type weapons personally, but i do reccomend the claymore over the mallet
alr ty guys
yw 🙂
i prefer the swords
nice and fast
isnt the claymore slower tho
idk maybe its the way he talks
it's just decor
are you serious?
maybe
Even if they didnt, whats the problem with that?
i have tho
nothing fr
Claymore is sadly slower but it should carry you through the mines since it does more DMG but if you want the mallet is also an okay weapon
Hello
alr tysm
should carry you at least to lvl 40-50
helloo
Usually I get the bone sword from a skeleton and that gets me to the end of the mines
Hey
Bone sword fast
One more to the community then 
Oooh bone sword, that thing carries me until i get the obsidian edge
good way to get money fast on winter?
fishing and winter crops
Got to level 90 of mines
Not winter crops
ugh fishing is so annoying
Winter seeds kind of suck
ikr?
smooth brain moment
kinda but its still a way to get money and something for you to do
Almost to the end
Tips for finding earth stones?
HAHAHhahah
Preferences differ
FISHING IS THE BEST ONG
21-29
Some people hate mining. Some farming.
True, its still my least favorite part of the game
Can i still sell crops to pierre on the 13th of spring?
Nope hes closed
fr, i like fishing but at first it is the worst game mechanic
But the strawberry market… can he?
Mine personally is foraging probably
level 1-29 in the mines are the best places
The only thing he does is sell stuff on the egg festival iirc, not buy
foraging is annoying
if you're in singleplayer keep leaving the mines and going to those levels to regen them
I think its funny
Even at level 90+ of the mines if you pass out somehow a homeless man finds you and somehow gets you out
right I want it to be like acnh but tbh itd be too easy

my child is very smart
Beside the shipping box
Yeah thats fair, for me thats just better fishing, its calm but not boring-calm level
If you find fishing boring I recommend playing a video in the background
its getting toasted for eating
Ooh this is what i do when keg refilling since i dont fish anymore
Yeah personally I just hate how nothing really gives good foraging xp unless you commit to a huge field of forage. Once I got level 10 I basically never forage enough or chop a tree

Foraging XP really is a bitch
Proof that Demetrius is a bad husband and parent
Mf has his lab upstairs and forced his kid to live in the basement
Even tho a lab in the basement would of been safer
Last thing i level up, always
Robin!
I max out foraging xp first
MY SWEETHEART
unless you're on forest farm tho
fr
Robins upgraded house layout when
One where the lab is in the basement, the kitchen is where the lab originally is, and sebastians bedroom is where the kitchen originally was
its my least in levels
Their kid wouldn't be so emo if he had fucking windows 
Oh right
A BASEMENT CANT
Mine does lol
can i give the homless guy a house or sum
no
if anything i think he just hates that he isn’t taken seriously because his job isn’t as physical as a scientist etc
he doesn't want one
fr?
They are on a hill so the house could probably be be designed such if Robin was a better carpenter
dang
hes like the lorax, he belongs with nature
anyone got any tips for making lots of money? Lets say...50k gold?
linus and i have a love hate relationship
What season?
tea sapling,no growing just straight sell the sapling 500g each
Season doesn't matter sell wood 
I need him to give me that sashimi recipe so i can get the guy in the basement to come out 😒
its for the 2nd house upgrade
If you want quick money I recommend fishing at the Mountain Lake, or Beach if Summer. If it’s spring and raining I recommend catfishing at the lake by the wizard hut
i just give him random crap, mainly like spring onions or fish or smth
Hey everyone, is there any way to increase the energy bar capacity, by the time my character waters all plants half of his energy is gone
my favorite season is fall
Fr he chose to live like that
Its his lifestyle
My favorite season
i've got the 150 hardwood
Dude what season?
|| stardrops ||
thanks to the secret woods
In the meantime you can eat food to regen energy, but eventually you will be finding some rare fruits that increase energy permanently, theres 7 of them in total, each one gotten a different way
Can’t really say what crop you should be growing or where you should be fishing for cash without that important detail
ALL OF THEM
guys can i play online with mods
Bruh
yeah
I forgot linus liked spring onions!!! i have like 20 of them in my chest
i dont have a ||kitchen|| yet and i've yet to build a ||coop||, got around 7000g
Do you want me to post my list of the optimal crop for every day of every season?
i like winter
it does
It’s not perfect and very long but works
sure
Oh damn, welp the best food doesnt come from the kitchen anyways, you can eat like salmonberries and spring onions for now
is selling wood that good
yes please
If its spring
Winter gives me time to restyle my farm and plan on what i want my farm to look like
Nope
Text wall incoming
You are gonna need the wood
yes cause its easy to get usually,but keep in mind youalso need it for alot of basic stuff

no!
Year 1 of Spring (0 farming, no fertilizer):
Day 1-2,4: Potatoes/Kale
Days 5-6: Parsnips
Days 7-12: Nothing (save up for Strawberries)
Days 13-16: Strawberries, otherwise Cauliflower
Day 18: 1 String Bean, Potatoes/Kale
Days 19-22: Potatoes/Kale
Day 23-24 Parsnips (from Joja if needed)
Tulips are Gifts/Food, do not plant Blue Jazz.
Year 1 of Summer (7 farming, basic fertilizer):
Days 1-2: Blueberries
Day 4: Melons
Days 5-7: Blueberries
Day 8-9: Melons
Day 10: Joja Radishes
Days 11-16: Melons
Day 17: Joja Peppers
Day 18-21: Poppies
Day 22: Radishes
Days 23, 25: Wheat
Hops are the best crop for Kegs, and reserves can be continually Kegged cross-season.
Tomatoes are useful for cooking.
Corn is useful for Oil.
Sunflowers are loved by Haley and cheaper at Joja.
Year 1 of Fall (10 farming, basic fertilizer):
Days 1-2: Pumpkins
Day 3: Joja Grapes
Days 4-5: Pumpkins*
Days 6-9: Pumpkins
Days 11: Bok Choy
Days 12-15: Pumpkins
Day 16: Amaranth
Day 18: Yams
Day 19-21: Amaranth
Day 22-23: Eggplants
Day 24: Joja Bok Choy
*(Grapes are technically more profitable but by less than $0.5 per crop and are Trellis crops)
Year 2 of Spring (10 farming, basic fertilizer):
Days 1-2: Strawberries, otherwise Rhubarb
Days 3-4: Strawberries, otherwise Cauliflower
Days 5-9: Strawberries, otherwise Rhubarb
Days 10-15: Strawberries, otherwise Rhubarb
Day 16: Strawberries, otherwise Cauliflower
Days 17-18: Kale
Days 19-20: Garlic
Days 21-22: Kale
Days 23-24: Garlic
Save Strawberries for next year.
Year 2 of Summer (10 farming, basic fertilizer)
Days 1-15: Starfruit
Day 16: Melons
Days 17-19: Red Cabbage
Days 20-21: Poppies
Day 22: Radishes
Days 23-25: Wheat (Do not harvest until Fall)
Year 2 of Fall (10 farming, basic fertilizer)
Days 1-2: Pumpkins
Day 3: Grapes
Days 4-6: Pumpkins*
Days 5-9: Pumpkins
Days 10-12: Artichoke
Days 13-15: Pumpkins
Day 16: Beets
Days 17-20: Artichoke
Day 21: Amaranth
Day 22: Beets
Day 23: Eggplants
Day 24: Bok Choy
why do people sell wood!? thats like one of the most used resources
*(Grapes are technically more profitable but by less than $0.5 per crop and are Trellis crops)
should i buy the ||kitchen or coop first, also am i wrong in saying i need the kitchen to befriend marnie||
Sorry chat
i have no idea and it kinda makes me crazy
what will happen to my beans after spring
just craft it into something that makes more money ffs
will they die or smthng
Ohh okay, ||you should buy the coop first||
yes
Coop imo, and yes you are wrong about that

💀
Cause its gonna make you more money
BRUH I JUST GOT MY THIRD ||PRISMATIC SHARD||
||arent Marnie's favourite things food||
Get the|| coop ||then save to get the ||kitchen|| after
gift it to haley
fr
that’s a lucky save file
I know how she reacts to it, I definitely should
You can give her diamonds too, or quartz
ok but no seriously what do I do with it
Idk but you don’t need loved gifts to befriend somebody to max
make cool clothes, gift it, save it for stuff later
you’ll need a few saved up for later
||just got a mail that the luau is tomorrow in game, when is the deadline for returning the
||
Just give them lots of Quartz
ask my friend to join so I can divorce sophia and marry them
quartz can be found in the mines correct?
yes
theres none. theres a few things you can do with that item:)
Any best corps for winter? I cant found one in google
|| put the
in the soup ||
huh
Or on the ||grange sale display||
how do i get ||prismatic shards||
Winter doesnt have crops, just the wild winter forage seeds
what is best crop for summer
Or ||in a loom with a gold bar||
it’s a rare drop from monsters or mining
blueberries and melons
Blueberry or melon starfruit
||i saw that on a wiki and its gonna 'lead to an interesting cutscene' but then i dont get money right||
thanks
@calm saddle
Ways to get a prismatic shard:
There's a bunch of ways,like ||killing monsters,mining a mystic node in the quarry|| ,fishing chests, but the most reliable way is probably ||mining iridium nodes at the skull caverns||
How to get it?
For Day 1 I recommend Pumpkins, Cranberries if below level 10 farming
You just sorta get one of each forageable item and make them into 10 seeds, and it just grows into more forageable items
Not that profitable tbh
is it common to get iridium ore in a normal geode?
||skull caverns|| are busted
Okie
oh wait it was a omni geode
Heyyy I have a problem
Still rare
So basically me and my friend @radiant hollow are having problems doing the online thing
FOURTH FUCKING ||PRISMATIC SHARD||
Like multiplayer
I AM CRYING
Yeah
Anybody know how to fix it
Oh is it connection failed
It says cannot connect to other consoles
unrelated but why is shane such an asshole
Yeah
Is it crossplay??
No we're both switch
he has depression
NO SERIOUSLY😭 I DONATED ONE TO GUNTHER
Yeah
you both have nintendo online?
Yh
(the sword is the ||galaxy sword|| just with vanilla tweaks)
Oh hello thats a pretty sword texture
R u doing local
No
Or online
No online
no online or no, online
I think one of u has a WiFi problem
good save
That’s what I was thinking
Or didnt connect to the internet/ are on the local thing
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO MAKE MY CHICKENS LOVE ME
I click on the fsrm and it says can't connect to other console
Then it’s prob the wifi
pet them till they die
I recommend feeding them outside grass
If ur friends hosting it
just interact with them every morning
Ur friend is hosting it ya?
what happens if u just don’t pet ur pet
does it not matter
nothing, i think.
You just dont get more friendship points
there’s a friendship scale with ur pet?
whats up im back from wiping all my safe files so now im a poor farmer buying as much coffee as i can to get a single heart
with harvey
Yeah if you try to pet a creature twice the friendship meter will come up
ohh
seriously?
Yeah but you cant rlly see it
haley just gave me wine💀💀💀💀
give it to harvey
I remember in my old file I loved coffee and I got so much from the night market thing
Like I started hoarding it for some reason
im gonna put it in a bundle
:(
What will happen if I pay attention to my pet more?
nothing
You get more friendship points with it
They will increase friendship, and lay bigger and higher quality eggs
Oh interesting
The life of a stardew player
wb ur cat or dog?
can ||fall pits|| kill you
is there a secret shop or some in the christmas event
They do nothing
It would be nice if it brought you back items
lmao i only had 24 hours on that file but true tbh
No
is there any npc that sells sapling
Everyone gets to the point where they just need the coffee speed
Oh wait nvm they might be able to!
tea sapling?
tree
I’m not sure sorry
🤨
Nope gotta craft it
I think I just started hoarding it cuz it was free and just selling it lmfaoo
If there is anyone that sells it it would be the traveling cart, but not even sure about it
..paths?
acorn
Paths are barely noticeable
why does the wiki say its 1 per night isnt it one per like 1 hour
That was fixed
dude i have never drank coffee in my 4 weeks of stardew valley.
or well
195 hours
noo
i drank it like twice by accident trying to give it to harvey
sad
does the winter star event naturally end
what does marnie love
me
Diamond
is smapi available for 1.5 mobile now?
no you have to exit like u do at the egg festival
What’s a good target amount of iridium to aim for in a || Skull Caverns || run? As much as possible obviously, but is 50 good? 100?
Day 12 and I still don’t have fertilizer unlocked
Guess my 300+ Strawberries will be unfertilized
does anyone know why my stardew on my iPad shows as not downloaded and not on my Apple ID it’s from like 2019 I think
Not yet
i put artillary as my favourite thing and now when i eat stardrop it says it tasts like artillary
Yes
what does it do
Fertilizes
make crops grow faster than it says?
Makes crops higher quality
oh
Depends on what type of fertilizer you're talking about
So sell more and restore more energy
Theres regular fertilizer, speedgro, and retaining soil
It does not.
what to do in the winter of year 1?
fish / quests
Mining, fishing, organizing farms. Animal focus is always good
or mine
ty guys
can i sell stone
I mean you can
CRUD
I just realized I’m about to plant a field of 300+ strawberries and don’t have scarecrows unlocked
What do I do? How to get farming Exp fast?
How do I get other animals? I can only get chickens
Have to upgrade the coop
You update your barn and coop
How do I update it
Robins
You could but you probably shouldnt
Can I buy scarecrows!?!
You might need it and it doesn't sell much
Hi is there any way to report anyone im new to the game
you can buy rarecrows
No, but yes for some rarecrows
I am in a hurry. Day 12
collect 8 and you can craft deluxe scarecrow
I don’t have scarecrows unlocked
Robin will have upgrades on the build menu. They look like new builds.
Am about to plant 300+ strawberries
But they are not.
You have to harvest things. Parsnips would be fastest.
Oh boy
You can just lose some of those strawberries.
I don’t have that kind of time need to have them all planted by day 16
After your first harvest you should be okay.
Cauliflower are slow, unless they are already planted.
10 will be enough. So will your first batch of berries.
How old are these cauli? The leftmost was planted earlier
make it a 6*6
or a 3*3
mhm cz large cro
where does the luau occur
I just want to get to level 1 farming
3x3 i think its been just 3-4 days
for the left one i think about 5 days
beach
beach i think
at the beach
all of us: BEACH BEACH BEACH
So if it’s the 12th today will they be harvestable by the 16th!?!
You can lose at most 4 plants a day to crows, but usually will lose much less.
im not really sure about it
So you will be okay.
maybe a little closer
I’m about to plant a field of 300+ strawberries…
3/4 days
Right, so you will have many left.
Oh alright
Price of doing business.
i always spend all my money on parsnips on day 1 for some farming levels to get scarecrow early
I just got a perfect fish catch but accidentally pressed e and lost my chest 🥲
Even with crows that’s a lot of cash.
hope you have sprinklers,planted like 500 parsnips one time for "fun"
I’m not even level 1 farming so no
dont remind me of the time i planyed 400 melons, with no sprinklers...
i was just praying on rains and fertilizers
I should have never sold Pierre’s 15 Parsnips
thankfully i had to water like 300 melons per day and i had 3 stardrops before
almost half of the days were rainy too lol
Lemme correct it
it wasnt melons, it was pumpkins i cant remember well lol
Could have upgraded that can on a rainy day.
oh yeah and i didnt knew cans were upgradable
Adventures of a new player!
yeaa goes back to 5 months ago
i really didnt knew cans were upgradable at those times
Wait rice! How much Exp does rice give?
i just found out this server exists today
I have a small rice farm due to blossom soon
i did a lot of stupid stuff like that too 😭
big L
fighter or scout iyo
at least i really didnt donated my first prismatic shard
i was already spoiled about it so i just took the galaxy sword
Where I can get cauliflower without plant them, because outside spring? I need to give it for Jodi.
im really confused for the reason here...
i always picked the fighter
How do i post images in here
Help me please 🥺
it’s because of the next professions. acrobat better is for the club/hammer and brute is better for sword.
you either need a role first or theres maybe somewhere separate for it
what does acrobat do again?
#images-and-memes you should be able to
Reduces ability cooldown
yeah and that reduced cool down buffs the drawback to clubs/hammers which is the slow speed
How long will this rice take to grow and how close will it get me to level 1?
if near water it should be just about 4-5 days
The partially grown stalks?
no i think those are ready for tomorrow or the day after it
Oh
Thank goodness. Will they bring me to level 1 farming?
im just pretty much guessing rn lol
idk
I’ve already harvested 4 parsnips and 3 potatoes
but i think it will
My calculations are iffy as to whether or not it will be enough
Apparently they give marginally less Exp than parsnips
anybody use gog
how many kegs can you fit in a multiplayer cabin
Oh man, i figured it out. Does greenhouse can plant everything without season matter?
yes
i would reccomend trying to get anchient fruit and grow it in there
But we need pot recipe
best way to get LOTS of fertilizer?
Mass craft it or mass buy it
yall use fertiliser?
no iirc evelyn gives the recipe
from uhhh
Speedgro on summer y1 for starfruit
i think it was after greenhouse unlocked
Otherwise not much
yeah after the greenhouse evelyn gives you the recipe
ehh not really
i thought she only gave you the pot
Yes just only one pot, how to get more?
no she gives you both
I was planning on spending all my gold on strawberries, but now I'm having second thoughts...
best npc ngl
Just for the record, you guys might want to mark ||Garden pots|| as a spoiler, since it is gotten after a cc room is completed
maybe you can do both?...
WTF
press the plus sign
or did ypu skip
Nah at this point just buy a coop on spring day 4 lmfao
i got a stone owl
about 1-2k gold is literally the most i can get from a year 1 spring fishing
Day 12 but yeah, probably a better idea
Damn you got rain twice before the egg festival?
And I'm still level 1 farming
I think yeah
First time is guaranteed on day 3
No actually thrice, I just didn't have a fiberglass rod on day 3
THAT 222 FISH
So I fished Eels instead
Rng is on your side
bruh...
guys what does this cavern in my farm does
Those are the best times.
on one day your gonna get an interaction
yea
you either choose fruit bats wich spawns fruit in it or mushrooms
after 20k total funds i think
total earnings*
mhm
just mixed current funds with total earnings
help pls
i awnserd
.
oh
tysm
np
which is better
i chose fruit bats
fruit bats go brrrrr
Mushrooms provide good healing if you like to go adventuring. Fruit bats give you early help with bundles and provide good gifts. I find I obsess over the daily mushroom harvest (i currently have mushrooms) so regret not choosing bats.
However that last line is a me thing.
oof
ITS GOOD
they become very useless after like summer
Mushrooms are good for early game adventuring ^^^ but once you start making recipes, they're useless
im pretty sure that fruit also sells for less than mushrooms
and mushrooms are harder to find
Nope
Idk I find them pretty easy
You get lots of mushrooms, 6 per day, some purple. Fruit is hard to come by year 1
yes
i never seen a mushroom outside of the cave
After that, you have lots of fruit.
And tree fruits are just impossible to stumble upon while doing something
fruit is fairly easy to find and plant
Eventually youre gonna have a bunch of mushrooms somewhere in a chest no matter which cave you chose
This is a terrible idea...
but i legit have never seen any mushrooms outside of the cave
Mushrooms can be found in the deep forest and ||ginger island||
jesus...
Not even during fall?
only once when i chose the forest farm i saw one of the farm
no
i hope youre far enough in the mines for that…
tho i think o never got to the fall
Level 15
(Btw post cc content isnt allowed in New farmers please delete
oh crap!!
Thats why then
Mushrooms are a lot easier to find than the tree fruits
what is cc
Community center
bc new farmers
to keep this channel spoiler free
the power creep in this game is massive
new farmers
Channel intended for people who dont want spoilers
why
spoilers are nice
then go to #stardew-spoilers
new farmers
why wpuld people not want spoilers
Oh
so?
because they want to enjoy the game?
it is the rules of this land and we must oblige
Pins said CC content was fine
for people who want to figure out the story themselves
So they can experience the game on their own and have the surprise factor when they find something new
how can you enjoy if you don't know what to expect
mentioning CC rewards is fine, discussing info about them isn't, post-CC is forbidden
pleasant surprises.
but its not fun then
Ahhhhhhhh
its just stressfull
some people like surprises
also different people have a different sense of enjoyment
Thats just your experience then
what
well not everyone thinks like u, some ppl enjoy surprises
how can a suprise be pleasent
you might love to know everything about a game, but for some, going into a game blind is the best

how tho
some ppl like to figure out the game themselves
it doesn’t matter if you don’t agree with the rules. you still have to respect the laws of the land
simply because you don't know what to expect, and sometimes you imagine less and get more
basic human psychology
Imagine if you couldn’t pick up eggs in the Egg Hunt at a full inventory
Why would you already want to know everything about a new thing instead of discovering it yourself, its so fun that way
This guy is def fucking with yall
Ehh probably
fair
yep
Omfg
last time i tried to watch something without spoilers i ended up with a head injury because i was annoyed at not knowing what was gonna happen and got a panic attack and hit my head on the wall lmao
the names are so pleasing
i try to give new farmers benefit of doubt before ignoring the trolling
there are laws against spoilers????
your experience is different from everyone else
where tf
Almost perfect, if only i swapped with ghost
but why would someone want to do something if they don't know ehat will happen
omg it’s ombré
- melts you with my mind powers *
because some people likes surprises
Me with a full inventory of strawberry seeds unable to pick up eggs:
yeahh
yep!
but why wpuld someone like being stressed and annoyed
maybe they like the adrenaline?
🦻
still tho
thats not good
it can't be
huh
You're trying too hard
well not everyone gets stressed and annoyed at surprises, some people find surprises enjoyable with not knowing whats gonna happen next
Barely no one gets stressed and annoyed over new content in a game
Well, anyways
Tulips
tulips
Why is surprise important? It turns out that surprise works on the dopamine system in our brains, helping us to focus our attention and inspiring us to look at our situation in new ways
how tho
🥀
- melts you *
what
@merry marsh by this
sorry i can’t hear you you’re melting
isn't dopamine the hormone we produce when we are happy and excited
how can you be happy or excited about a suprise
i give up
im not tho lmao
Uh, easily?
wdym
i give up on trying to explain
Surprises excite people, positive or negative
because... that's your fucking amygdala literally laughing at itself for being stupid and triggering the fight or flight response for a second? it's for the same reason why people enjoy horror
people crave negativity, which brings positivity, because that's how our brains work for some reason
I don’t know how to explain this it’s just sort of a fact
that doesn't make any sense
I like not knowing what's going to happen in a game (or life situations) - it gives u anxiety not knowing things, but for me, knowing what's going to happen takes the fun out of life
nothing about the human body does
from personal experience
a suprise and a horror move feel completely different
How did we get into brain structure in a sdv channel
Idk man explaining why surprises are fun is like trying to explain to an ant why rollercoasters are enjoyable
Stop responding to him he's doing it on purpose 
they're not, horror is just a prolonged surprise
aka: build up and sudden release
received a letter with ||500 g enclosed, how do i claim it?||
click on it
I still brew life elixir late game. I wouldn’t say they are useless, just not necessary.
It’s deposited directly
You claim it by opening it, you get the moners instantly
yes
almost everything a person does is on purpose
Mmm500g
What

Wack
“The function of surprise is to focus our attention so we can determine what is happening and whether we are in danger or not.”
Hi pickle welcome to chaos
hi cat
Wow really?
Don't fix Shane bro fix yourself 💀
New farmers is going crazy lately
Frfr
ah nice
fr
Yeaah its brain structures and the human body rn
“If we're surprised with something positive, we'll feel more intense feelings of happiness or joy than we normally would had absent the surprise.”
Wonder where tf the trolls came from
I still have a vivid memory of a guy who was talking about... not so PG13 stuff happening at his school
Most normal sdv gameplay chat
fr
yep

It’s many people’s fantasy to “fix” a spouse or loved one, but that just isn’t how real life works
They're actually all me on alts /j
yupp
You can set people up to succeed and provide them with the support needed to go on, but ultimately they need to make the choice
preach
I'm actually just the world's longest con troll ever frfr
ew
ELLIOTT
Maybe if you could spell it 
im more of a haley girl
Breaking news:
Ghost stops people from losing time discussing with himself!
Leah is top notch too
They get a dopamine rush when people reply to them.
!elliot
Elliott has two t's in it...
Sophia or Leah
!haley
british has no t's in it
word
Holy shit big brain
!hailey
penny better
Oh worth a shot
is tapper good
crucial
Yes
Yes, essential
!penny
of course
Yeah youre gonna need em
get many tappers
I'm actually just incredibly smart and thinking 12 levels above everyone frfr
Best healing
!eliot
Elliott has two l's and two t's in it...
!elliott
what does it actually do
!abigail
what the governor doin
hii im new
Oh boy
I didn't know that was a command lmao
Extracts tree resin
!ellliott
Welcome!
Helo welcome to the server
Gets oak resin, pine tar, and maple syrup from trees
Welcome to the chaos!!!
thank you! all i got stardew a few days ago!
Also sap from mahogany and mushrooms from well, mushroom trees
Hold on i got one single one and i hope it doesnt become a chain reaction
!sam
do i sell it
!sonic
AAAAA #governors-mansion
Thats how it ends
!princess peach
With sonic
They have good advanced crafting uses.
Whats happening
Sonic and Sam
Sonic is the only one
twins
Fr
I feel like there's a shadow the hedgehog one
rip
I wouldn't be surprised
Goku
That's just sam
hmm
Sam gonna catch these hands
Sam gonna catch these super cucumbers
Oh god theres one for linux
!linus
oh
!obama
who’s that
The penguin 💀
Worth a shot
Yep the penguin
!linux
LMAO
lol
Theres a whole list of commands if yall wanna go check it on #governors-mansion
Its kinda becoming spam at this point
Blonde shadow the hedgehog
!pathos
guys how many parsnips
how many?
Uhhh i choose 15
8
Is there one for club penguin
Nope
heyya
wow
nice!
Seriously I made all my money by fishing
Well it certainly is up and coming
I'm not even level 1 farming
wow
After all of those years
I still dont know what the fuck SVT stands for
fishing in early game is so helpful
what happens when i dont water the cat?
smol
Absolutely nothing
nothing, but if you do water it then you gain hearts
It gets eaten by a wolf
goes flat
is it best to sell my first harvest of parsnips and buy 15 more seeds?
The replies to this 💀
Dont buy even more parsnips
If u water it too much it becomes fat and will destroy ur house cause it’s too fat
true
dont buy more, save up to buy strawberries
i’ve seen that
strawberries are goated
do new bushes spawn
especially second year
ohhh oki thank you, i'm really new to the game i dont really know what im doing
Keep like 3 regular parsnips, any Golden quality ones you get, sell the rest and then spend all of your money on potatoes
don’t feed the cat too much or it becomes Fay
Its a good plan
how is it going
HELP THE TELEPHONE IS RINGING AND MY CAT IS THERE
coopmaster or shepherd
u can feed the cat?
no worries! try to save up as much money as you can from farming and fishing to get as many strawberry seeds as possible on day 13
is putting a fireplace next to crops a fire hazard
no
What bushes?
Somehow no
lewis sues you cutscene when
Neither
normal bushes
what’s this
Artisan is the way
spam
Scam call
grrrrrr
spam call
I don’t like this!”
The ones you chopped down with an axe? Nope
💀

Anything I need to keep in mind when I plant regular trees for tappers?
sexy cat
also furries be like
ITS MY CAT
1 space apart from each other
Isn’t it beautiful
Okay
trees stop growing at one point when there's a cousin nearby right
it’s good to put pathing between the trees to prevent debris and seed spawn
also ensures spacing is right
Well 5 spaces apart bc they're not gay
this is my cats best friend
theres a cat:?
just spent all my sap for 242 fertilizer
or dog
They arent chilling in a hot tub so its probably fine lol
lmaoo
so keep looking around for spring onions and stuff? before i buy anymoreseeds
If u feed it too much it becomes bloated and dynamax like a pikachu and destroy your farm
Oh spring onions are good food
Zamn
whaaaaat
The pet you chose in the farm creation menu?
I found a diamond should I sell it?
Eh
Maybe keep it or donate it to the museum
If u feed it too less you get badluck and you get -10 hearts from ur relationships
Okay
give it to a person who loves it
I always donate my first found gems to museum
or donate it to muesuem
Same, except for the damn pshard
dclxvi are you a new player
i haven't even seen it on the game haha
very very new
i think i have like 8 mins on it
like today new?
i only got it yesturday
Marnie will show up asking you if you want to adopt a pet
damn good for you
im sorry for the stupid questions
Yeah I still have issues finding those
no no no
What do I do with my diamond
can i sprint in game
No dumb questions here
Donate it?
you are normally
Theres walking if you press shift
Or speed boosts
if you press shift you walk
thank you((:
no need to be sorry
@earnest oasis
Okay 👌
yo
welcome
Hey welcome
yoo