sorry my demons
#stardew-valley
steep hollow
terse beacon
Based
cobalt hare
Alex <3
terse beacon
steep hollow
STOP
cobalt hare
Idk same kinda good with his feet
hot
steep hollow
CEASE THIS MADNESS
terse beacon
GAHAHAHAHA
earnest oasis
Sam can do a shuvit
steep hollow
i need to get the Elliott mod that makes him softer in aesthetic and gives him an earring
earnest oasis
That takes hella skill
cobalt hare
Sam can do a shuvit
sam can kickflip me anytime
earnest oasis
No he can't he's still "trying to do a kickflip"
cobalt hare
i need to get the Elliott mod that makes him softer in aesthetic and gives him a...
I need to get the one that removes him from the game
cobalt hare
No he can't he's still "trying to do a kickflip"
I didn't stutter
earnest oasis
He can't kick flip an 8inch wide board he Def can't kick flip a 40inch wide you bruh
onyx citrus
I stand corrected. I will still befriend Shane for the blue chickens.
steep hollow
steal his chicken and divorce him
terse beacon
Almost spoke of post cc things here
earnest oasis
Kill Shane for shits n giggles and the blue chicken
terse beacon
That was close 
onyx citrus
You don’t have to marry him to get blue chickens.
steep hollow
WEOW
terse beacon
You mispelled meow
steep hollow
meow
terse beacon
You mispelled weow
steep hollow
weow
terse beacon
You mispelled meow
steep hollow
steep hollow
terse beacon
L bozo
cobalt hare
You mispelled meow
mew~
steep hollow
earnest oasis
Two
earnest oasis
My cat had a deeper voice than me 
cobalt hare
My cat had a deeper voice than me <:SDVpufferwaaah:982138774635020288>
I KNOW
and I AM A BIOLOGICAL MALE
Just found another ancient seed 😎
earnest oasis
I find that hard to digest
cobalt hare
I find that hard to digest
ur racist
cobalt hare
My cat had a deeper voice than me <:SDVpufferwaaah:982138774635020288>
I’m a young teen and taller than most men
earnest oasis
You're repulsive
cobalt hare
And a deeper voice
earnest oasis
I do not accept your apology
cobalt hare
Imma use a seed maker
cobalt hare
I do not accept your apology
please
earnest oasis
No friend of haleys is no friend of mine
cobalt hare
Imma cap at 110 kegs because I hate copper mining
cobalt hare
No friend of haleys is no friend of mine
Ok i'll six heart haley
terse beacon
Imma cap at 110 kegs because I hate copper mining
You can get like 150 copper ore a day
cobalt hare
No friend of haleys is no friend of mine
please <3
cobalt hare
You can get like 150 copper ore a day
Ik but I don’t
earnest oasis
Help me fix this then sure
terse beacon
Ik but I don’t
I gotcha. Pretty tedious
earnest oasis
I cant afford more seeds and fucked my math up bad
cobalt hare
Ngl this is by far the best video game community I’ve ever been in
Giga chads for sure
regal creek
Whats the best crop to grow for XP in fall
cobalt hare
Help me fix this then sure
ok go cut grass
earnest oasis
I want taters
cobalt hare
for the random chance of getting wild seed
earnest oasis
how do i get more taters or rearrane my field
cobalt hare
can u hoe up potatoes once planted?
earnest oasis
Wait nvm i forgot i went to sleep before planting i can just exit to menu
cobalt hare
Wait nvm i forgot i went to sleep before planting i can just exit to menu
oh my god you're really samrt
can you please be my friend
earnest oasis
stay away from me or ill have a judge grant me the same treatment schools get
cobalt hare
😢
terse beacon
L
earnest oasis
I fucked the math up again
terse beacon
I fucked the math up again
HAHA
cobalt hare
how many taters
earnest oasis
50
cobalt hare
5 by 10
earnest oasis
yea i thought i did 5 but it was 6
terse beacon
You bought 62?
cobalt hare
yea i thought i did 5 but it was 6
oh rip
it's ok i beleive in you even when nobody else does
cobalt hare
This isn’t very difficult
yes it is @earnest oasis don't listen to this hater
terse beacon
HAHA
earnest oasis
I had 40 parsnips so it was 6x8 but thought it was 5x8 and expanded it two to the right
cobalt hare
I had 40 parsnips so it was 6x8 but thought it was 5x8 and expanded it two to th...
wow good job doing math under pressure!
earnest oasis
ive been awake longer than your crush has been alive stfu ryker
cobalt hare
i messed up my math once too, brought 40 strawberries, my sprinkler setup was wrong somehow only fit 38 had to water two manually, then a crow decided to munch on it
cobalt hare
ive been awake longer than your crush has been alive stfu ryker
you've been awake longer than you've been alive
interesting
earnest oasis
Im uncomfortable how do ping mod
steep hollow
you've been awake longer than you've been alive
stark bluff
whats going on
steep hollow
wrong react
earnest oasis
ryker thinks im a kid and has a crush on me and spoils cc rewards
steep hollow
huh
cobalt hare
wait you think i think i think you think you I you a kid?
vital shadow
whats going on
troll alert going haywire
cobalt hare
troll alert going haywire
stop blemishing my character
vital shadow
check about an hour ago
earnest oasis
Damn making mods do unnecessary work 
earnest oasis
hes a troll
cobalt hare
Why’d you ping the mod role
bc I didn;t think my actions through
terse beacon
PFFT
cobalt hare
hes a troll
I'm just trying to be ur best friend I thought apperances didn't matter
stark bluff
@cobalt hare stop making people uncomfortable
cobalt hare
<@456226577798135808> stop making people uncomfortable
ok
steep hollow
terse beacon
He ignored me
stark bluff
hello etrama
terse beacon
LETS GOOO
earnest oasis
Anyone here play thehunter classic on steam
terse beacon
Never heard of it
cobalt hare
Anyone here play thehunter classic on steam
no is it good
earnest oasis
You kill things but it's pretty good
stark bluff
this is also a stardew valley topic only channel
earnest oasis
Tbh
cobalt hare
I'm not gonna lie this chat hasn't been on topic for the past 3 hours
earnest oasis
Ryker wouldn't have seen my message in offtopic
cobalt hare
Ryker wouldn't have seen my message in offtopic
coulda pinged me but sure
earnest oasis
Too obvious
cobalt hare
true
ruby dune
adventurers guild isn't as busy
earnest oasis
Your mom's a trick
cobalt hare
Your mom's a trick
ur mom's a hacker
earnest oasis
She'll reset your Google play account to lvl 1
cobalt hare
it's special
digital herald
cobalt hare
Idk it was made by one guy in one hour on one kilo of coke
earnest oasis
You'd be a whole lot cooler if you were into cars tbh
earnest oasis
Yeah I drive a Ford fusion sport
It's got a v6 and a bumpin stereo system from factory
cobalt hare
I have a few friends that are really into cars but the topic never really interested me
cobalt hare
It's got a v6 and a bumpin stereo system from factory
that sounds really cool
earnest oasis
It used to be all I enjoyed
earnest oasis
It's stock besides the bolts holding my bumper to my fender
Like construction bolts
I didn't do it
stark bluff
did you guys see what i said about it being a stardew valley topic only channel
earnest oasis
I said oh fuck outloud I'll stop
terse beacon
Pog
earnest oasis
Yes sir we did
terse beacon
Even 10 rods isn’t enough to protect your farm from lightning though
terse beacon
Like it doesn’t strike all the rods, and it still hits your pathways
Its bullshit
So i decided to place them around my farm
Sucks ass to collect the batteries but its worked so far
vital shadow
I only got hit by lightning once
cobalt hare
wait @stark bluff where can we talk
vital shadow
literally next to the fucking lightning rods which I find bs
cobalt hare
like is town square ok
terse beacon
Yea town square
steep hollow
I only got hit by lightning once
YOU CAN GET HIT BY LIGHTNING? 😭
stark bluff
townsquare or adventurers guild
cobalt hare
ty
vital shadow
YOU CAN GET HIT BY LIGHTNING? 😭
your farm can
terse beacon
YOU CAN GET HIT BY LIGHTNING? 😭
Yea. Your crops will wilt and your pathways will be removed
The item will sit on the ground unless you close the app
digital herald
SO THATS WHY MY CROPS KEPT WILTING
steep hollow
i thought it didn't matter where u placed ur rods
vital shadow
townsquare or adventurers guild
btw if Ryker acts up, ping you instead of the entire team?
terse beacon
SO THATS WHY MY CROPS KEPT WILTING
Yup
digital herald
BRUUHHH
terse beacon
That was my reaction too HAHA
stark bluff
ping entire team is better if you need someone and im unavailable
vital shadow
ah
cobalt hare
btw if Ryker acts up, ping you instead of the entire team?
bro leave me alone you goofy goober
i don't think I have directly insulted you yet
terse beacon
Mans is too scared to cuss in from of a mod
cobalt hare
(perhaps)
vital shadow
yet
steep hollow
"yet"
cobalt hare
Mans is too scared to cuss in from of a mod
fuck you
earnest oasis
btw if Ryker acts up, ping you instead of the entire team?
Don't snitch on my boy ryker like that
terse beacon
HAHAHAHA
terse beacon
SIC EM ARPHENION
cobalt hare
doesn't seem very new-farmers to me, strawberries?
delicious
terse beacon
Strawberries dont seem new?
cobalt hare
exquisitly tasty
vital shadow
good money making scheme
cobalt hare
and the best spring crop y1
steep hollow
mmn, strawberries
earnest oasis
I gave Abigail a strawberry and she didn't like it
terse beacon
Ancient fruit wine is a money making scheme HAHA
earnest oasis
She's probably fat af and the sprite doesn't show it
vital shadow
I gave Abigail a strawberry and she didn't like it
instant Abigail most hated character
earnest oasis
Yeah that's when I stopped wooing her and switch to haley
terse beacon
Or she’s allergic to strawberries
terse beacon
Yeah that's when I stopped wooing her and switch to haley
W
vital shadow
ew Haley
digital herald
Even 10 rods isn’t enough to protect your farm from lightning though
Also 10 rods
I have 7 rn
And as seen
My farm is small.
earnest oasis
She didn't like melons either
vital shadow
literally gotta bribe her into being an ok person
cobalt hare
She didn't like melons either
ew
earnest oasis
^^
steep hollow
She didn't like melons either
thats bc she eats minerals. y r u so insensitive smh smh
terse beacon
Also 10 rods
I have 7 rn
And as seen
My farm is small.
I suppose
cobalt hare
if melons looked like that irl i would only eat melons
terse beacon
thats bc she eats minerals. y r u so insensitive smh smh
She’s a golem
vital shadow
thats bc she eats minerals. y r u so insensitive smh smh
she has amethyst deficiency or something
cobalt hare
thats bc she eats minerals. y r u so insensitive smh smh
calcium consumer
earnest oasis
The melon model is so fucking nice
terse beacon
Everyone mentioned the same message HAHA
cobalt hare
The melon model is so fucking nice
juicy
terse beacon
The melon model is so fucking nice
The fruit? Or..
earnest oasis
Tobacco crop when
cobalt hare
The fruit? Or..
the model for the fruit yes
cobalt hare
Tobacco crop when
prob in the coke update
earnest oasis
Tobacco would be a fun crop
vital shadow
prob in the coke update
earnest oasis
You better not snitch kriis
vital shadow
no need to
solar shell
yo the censor isnt there to mildly inconvencience you and make you bypass it
earnest oasis
Free ryker
cobalt hare
I swear kris you are literally very rude
solar shell
lets not discuss drugs thank you
frank kayak
to grow coke (and make a lot of money) you need to be on a mountain or depressurize greenhouse
terse beacon
Whats up yaramy
vital shadow
hi Yaramy
solar shell
hi
vital shadow
wtf it was like pitch black outside like 15 minutes ago
steep hollow
terse beacon
Do you know if talking about shane’s alcoholism would count as the substance rule?
Or is it alright bc its part of the game
cobalt hare
vital shadow
yea it's part of the game so it's fine probably
cobalt hare
leave me alone Kris
vital shadow
I've only called mods 2 hours ago
solar shell
Im not sure on what the policy on that is tbh let me search
vital shadow
once
cobalt hare
your parents literally never loved you as a child
terse beacon
Im not sure on what the policy on that is tbh let me search
Bet. Lmk what it says my man
vital shadow
your parents literally never loved you as a child
oi?
solar shell
I
steep hollow
terse beacon
your parents literally never loved you as a child
God damn i just saw this
earnest oasis
Ryker don't get muted
steep hollow
meow
terse beacon
You mispelled weow
steep hollow
weow
terse beacon
Damn you got me there
vital shadow
weow
steep hollow
fast kernel
gm
frank kayak
well coffee is a drug (caffeine) so is that not allowed?
earnest oasis
Rykers not typing
vital shadow
well coffee is a drug (caffeine) so is that not allowed?
sugar is a drug technically
terse beacon
Good morning purple man
vital shadow
so is fatty stuff
fast kernel
Good morning purple man
yo
terse beacon
I wouldn’t say coffee is a sensitive subject
steep hollow
farmers x coffee
terse beacon
farmers x coffee
A love story
earnest oasis
Is there a tobacco mod?
vital shadow
I mean... probably
terse beacon
There is a mod for lots of things like that
solar shell
the line on what discussion on drugs is is often blurry so try to stick to common sense
vital shadow
the line on what discussion on drugs is is often blurry so try to stick to commo...
usually only the hard ones are bad right
or at least outright warnable
steep hollow
there's a mod to make Sebastian smoke weed instead of cigarettes
solar shell
yeah
fast kernel
im going to enter fall soon on my first playthrough and i would love some tips
fast kernel
i feel like im finally making decent money from daily mushrooms and mayo
terse beacon
im going to enter fall soon on my first playthrough and i would love some tips
Make sure to plant a rare seed
steep hollow
i feel like im finally making decent money from daily mushrooms and mayo
based
terse beacon
Right on day 1 of fall
earnest oasis
im going to enter fall soon on my first playthrough and i would love some tips
Fucking pumpkin galore
fast kernel
Make sure to plant a rare seed
🤨
earnest oasis
Big pumpkin fields look so good
vital shadow
summer and fall are the best money making seasons
frank kayak
if you have one
terse beacon
Its literally called “rare seed”
solar shell
im going to enter fall soon on my first playthrough and i would love some tips
pumpkins are cool and you can gift them to abigail so its even cooler
earnest oasis
Noooo
fast kernel
pog
vital shadow
pumpkins make stonks
earnest oasis
Don't waste pumpkins on that bumpkin
copper torrent
run while you still can
fast kernel
rn im going for fish ponds since i got two sturgeon
lime wedge
goood morning guysss
vital shadow
mood
fast kernel
idk if caviar is actually any good though
lime wedge
how's everyone doing today :D
terse beacon
I only buy pumpkins to make them big
frank kayak
you only need 1 rare seed to beat the game
earnest oasis
I tried to do that with cauliflower and it didn't work????
lime wedge
idk if caviar is actually any good though
id say keep one in hand just for the sake of it lol
terse beacon
I tried to do that with cauliflower and it didn't work????
Its a 1-2% chance
earnest oasis
Oh ok
earnest oasis
I planted like 6 9x9s and nothing
lime wedge
you only need 1 rare seed to beat the game
unless you get unlucky and the fruit converts to mixed seeds XD
cobalt hare
oi?
I literally cannot imagine how hurt you must have been as a child to consider every joke made in good fun an insult against you. I try to stay mad at you, but simply can't. It's like being mad at a fly who has a missing wing and is making a buzzing noise. If you had the ability to get over your past, and how you feel, I simply know you would be a much better person, and the fact that you really seem incapable of that makes you pitiable in a way that I cannot describe. As doubtful as the task may seem, I sincerely hope you find happiness in a form that does not take happiness from somebody else. Best of luck to you, and may our paths never cross again. Bye @vital shadow
fast kernel
id say keep one in hand just for the sake of it lol
?
fast kernel
it seems mid since it only makes like 500g per pond every like 4+ days
cobalt hare
i was not expecting that lmao
fast kernel
i love preserve jars!!
cobalt hare
splatak
earnest oasis
Gettem ryker
lime wedge
it seems mid since it only makes like 500g per pond every like 4+ days
yes but you might or might not need it later on
steep hollow
lime wedge
also
frank kayak
unless you get unlucky and the fruit converts to mixed seeds XD
|| just give it to The statue in the secret woods ||
cobalt hare
I literally cannot imagine how hurt you must have been as a child to consider ev...
i feel like you took that too personally. who i am to judge tho 
lime wedge
|| just give it to The statue in the secret woods ||
right i did that XD
dapper granite
What should I harvest spring 2year? 🙂
terse beacon
What should I harvest spring 2year? 🙂
Blue jazz
cobalt hare
What should I harvest spring 2year? 🙂
strawberries
lime wedge
strawberries and beans :D
earnest oasis
Strawberries
lime wedge
and potatoes
cobalt hare
why beans
lime wedge
if you want it
terse beacon
Make sure to get at least some blue jazz
cobalt hare
if you dont have strawberries do cauliflowers
terse beacon
At least 25 blue jazz
dapper granite
What is blue jazz ?
earnest oasis
Plant 700 strawberries
lime wedge
its a flower plant
cobalt hare
its always nice to have a trellis section
it dosent look nice
earnest oasis
(You wont)
cobalt hare
flower, for lucky lunch
terse beacon
Blue jazz is a flower used to make lucky lunch. Very useful
dapper granite
Ok!
terse beacon
What is blue jazz ?
Make sure to look at your tv every day of spring looking for queen of sauce program
lime wedge
it dosent look nice
oh it does, having rows or trellis crops looks beautiful
it adds to the appeal of a farm
cobalt hare
gn all
terse beacon
So that you can get the recipe for lucky lunch
dapper granite
Oh thanks !
dapper granite
Pierre is selling blue jazz?
earnest oasis
Goodnight ryker
dapper granite
Good luck my friend
Thank you so much 🙂
lime wedge
having variety not only makes it look cool but also you get pretty good profits :D so ye why not
good night ryker
earnest oasis
Ryker leaving is my queue to get off discord too
terse beacon
Looks like its me and you again nan
wanton pivot
Does anyone know how clay farming works
terse beacon
Which console are you on?
wanton pivot
PC
dapper granite
I don’t have strawberries :/
terse beacon
Yea i can explain it to you if you want
wanton pivot
Yea i can explain it to you if you want
Please do
terse beacon
So basically instead of making it so every tilled ground has a chance for clay, he programmed a pattern
So if you can find the beginning of the pattern, you can till in a specific way and get infinite clay.
I can send you a video on the pattern if you want
It definitely works on pc
dense lintel
Does anyone know how clay farming works
one second
terse beacon
wanton pivot
Thanks!
dense lintel
it seems I have sent too many cat gifs
terse beacon
Good luck m8
terse beacon
HAHA
mystic jasper
it seems I have sent too many cat gifs
Tbh I've also been talking a lot of fish too so. Different topics same thing
jagged surge
im day 25 what should I do with 14k?
frank kayak
sleep to summer 1
solar shell
fish a bunch for moneys
terse beacon
Why would he wait until summer
earnest oasis
Blueberries
terse beacon
Invest the money into buildings that can produce money consistently
earnest oasis
Blueberries.
frank kayak
and can give you some random things if you wanted
earnest oasis
Chickens with no silo <
terse beacon
Get a silo. They’re dirt cheap
solar shell
chickens with no silo when they meet chickens with no coop
frank kayak
grass starters are your friends
basically hay but available everyday except for Wednesday
lime wedge
https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-soup-gif-25773991
cutes
terse beacon
I bought 20 grass starters to try that and my 12 pigs decimated it
lime wedge
hellooo yaramyyy how are you doing >u<
terse beacon
hellooo yaramyyy how are you doing >u<
Crimge
solar shell
hello Im cooking a sandwich and editing a stardew mod
terse beacon
You make mods?
lime wedge
I bought 20 grass starters to try that and my 12 pigs decimated it
:> why not put 4 down and fences to make an efficient autofeeder?
solar shell
used to
lime wedge
hello Im cooking a sandwich and editing a stardew mod
sounds fun :D
terse beacon
:> why not put 4 down and fences to make an efficient autofeeder?
Holy shit
Does it grow through fences?
lime wedge
Does it grow through fences?
if you put a fence on the grass starter it does go through it :>
solar shell
it doesnt but if you plant the fence over the grass it will spread
but it wont pass if there isnt any grass below
lime wedge
but it wont pass if there isnt any grass below
mhmmm
lime wedge
the more you know XD
terse beacon
And they don’t eat the grass under the fence?
lime wedge
nope
but you might need atleast 4 grass starters to do it properly
so put 4 grass starters down and fences right on top
here lemme show you
lime wedge
depends on how you want them
quartz cradle
do you need to build all barns and coops or can you just skip straight to big barn/coop
lime wedge
give me a second
lime wedge
do you need to build all barns and coops or can you just skip straight to big ba...
we actually upgrade a barn and coop to big barn and coop lol
terse beacon
do you need to build all barns and coops or can you just skip straight to big ba...
You have to go in order by tiers
lime wedge
you cant skip
its upgraded after you build one of them
but you sure can have multiple barns and coops too
quartz cradle
ohhhh i didnt realize it was a tier system, since i’m able to view the each type all at once
terse beacon
For example, if you build the barn, when you go back you will have the option to build the next tier barn
You can have as many barns and coops as you want
The only limitation is soace
Space
terse beacon
Jesus christ
lime wedge
steep hollow
but even with the mod, the cost to make a dimension is high
like
1 pris shard
100k gold
50 void essence
25 iridium bar
lime wedge
this works too if you fence it out of their reach, i used to have a fence around my barn and coop with grass under the fence but im reorganizing now so i destroyed it lol
earnest oasis
I've never had grass grow on the outside of my coop fences
I'd plant them under the fence and it always grew on the inside
cobalt hare
this works too if you fence it out of their reach, i used to have a fence around...
i was wondering why you sent the pic
until i saw the fences
lime wedge
XD yeee
cobalt hare
camoflouge
lime wedge
sneak level 100
XD
yeah
that might wanna be spoilered
its a "secret" note afterall
terse beacon
Why would thet need spoilers
haughty wind
vital shadow
Why would thet need spoilers
because it's a secret note
terse beacon
Ah
haughty wind
Should I sleep until it’s summer or fish until it’s summer
lime wedge
fish
lime wedge
Just say ender chest
right-
ebon badge
Sleep
merry fox
Hai lovely sdv people. ||Im getting my ass beat in the skull caverns how whats a good way for that not to happen (how do i get more health and prot)||
copper oasis
is there a better way to get stone isntead of just breaking every node i see in the mines
terse beacon
No problem
merry fox
Where do i go
terse beacon
is there a better way to get stone isntead of just breaking every node i see in ...
Nope. But the grey squarish ones give more stone
haughty wind
is there a better way to get stone isntead of just breaking every node i see in ...
Bomb the stones for efficiency 
copper oasis
how many barns should i build on my farm
im thinking of filling like 3 barns full of pigs so i get lots of truffles but do u think its too many or too less
haughty wind
I wanna waste 1.6k on buying 2 chickens that I’ll neglect
terse beacon
The cherry bomb in stardew valley is a subtle reference to the fact that i actually have a bomb
|| /j ||
fast kernel
how exactly do the fruit trees work?
how much space do you have to have available for them
terse beacon
So fruit trees are different from normal trees
All 8 blocks around them need free space to grow
OOO
OXO
OOO
fast kernel
OH
terse beacon
with the x being the tree
fast kernel
okay that's fine then i thought it was 8 blocks in every direction
terse beacon
Once the tree is placed, you can place down pathways next to the tree
fast kernel
ok ty
terse beacon
And it will still grow. Its good for laying out the foundations so you know not to place anything there
haughty wind
Is paths useful
terse beacon
They look nice and they also give you a 0.1 speed increase when you walk on them
haughty wind
Don’t use paths got it
terse beacon
Precisely
haughty wind
The cherry bomb in stardew valley is a subtle reference to the fact that i actua...
Jafar?
acoustic gull
cranberries and pumpkins are both very good
and yep, just hit it with your pickaxe
acoustic gull
np
cobalt hare
I got my first prismatic shard, I used it in the Fall fair, but Idk what else it's for, unless I just give it to Gunther
acoustic gull
❌don't give to gunther yet
it's kinda spoilers for the bus station, so don't read this unless you've unlocked it or you're cool with spoilers:
||there are three pillars in the desert that the bus leads to. put the prismatic shard in the center for a very cool sword||
cobalt hare
okay, well then I'm glad I just got my 1st trip there 😉
acoustic gull
earnest oasis
Haleys a photographer >
earnest oasis
gift giving is so hard until you can go into there rooms
crimson zephyr
One loved gift on their birthday will get you into the bedroom
slate raptor
how do i meet hatmouse
grim nimbus
get your wiki tabs open lolzz
grim nimbus
how do i meet hatmouse
||when you get your first achievement he will send you a mail||
slate raptor
||when you get your first achievement he will send you a mail||
yeah but where do i meet him
earnest oasis
Wtf willy isn't open on tuesday??
grim nimbus
oh in gingersnap forest, bottom left corner
slate raptor
Wtf willy isn't open on tuesday??
no way
earnest oasis
It's Tuesday at 12:40
grim nimbus
im pretty sure its on saturday that willy closes, so that must be a special date
earnest oasis
Is he on lunch or smth
grim nimbus
check wiki
earnest oasis
My wifi doesn't load wiki
grim nimbus
whats the date
grim nimbus
season?
earnest oasis
Spring
grim nimbus
oh yeah its a clinic visit
haughty wind
Why did I find a emerald in the museum trash can
grim nimbus
rhey only do that once a year
earnest oasis
grim nimbus
npcs have individual dates assigned to them
earnest oasis
Will he open the shop after he gets checked up
It closes at 5 and the clinic closes at 3
grim nimbus
he wont
haughty wind
What’s is a life?
cobalt hare
What’s is a life?
12 hours...
haughty wind
12 hours...
Is gonna be 14 hours when the week is done
cobalt hare
Mines like 2 hours 😭
haughty wind
slate raptor
i thought my 5 hours was wild
terse beacon
haughty wind
God damn
terse beacon
Smh
dense lintel
touch grass?
dense lintel
terse beacon
Isn’t that the stuff from hairbrushes?
Why is it green though
Oh
Its dyed
Forgot about hair dye
drifting trench
https://tenor.com/view/grass-mowing-grass-cutting-gif-26074153
whats that
earnest oasis
Is there anywhere I can get one of haleys loved gifts on the 14th of spring
Does the saloon sell fruit salad or pink cake
Traveling merchant isn't selling a coconut
Or the other stuff
I have a gold daffodil but that's just liked
dense lintel
Is there anywhere I can get one of haleys loved gifts on the 14th of spring
you best bet is a universally loved one or go foraging in the desert
earnest oasis
Universally loved?
earnest oasis
Yee
dense lintel
just give her the daffodil
slow yew
I think the saloon can sell one of those food items, your best bet is to gift the higher quality liked gift
earnest oasis
Alr
plush yacht
https://tenor.com/view/d%C3%A9j%C3%A0vu-drift-anime-initial-d-car-gif-17211916
Hi pika!
plush yacht
also I gtg
Oh ok! Have a good day?? Is it day there lol. I hope that means it wasnt that bad either. I have been ok but a bit worn out
dense lintel
see ya in a bit
earnest oasis
I just got two haley cutscenes in one and I thought it was her birthday 
velvet spruce
Hi! I’m summer year 1. If I buy the spring trees can i plant them now and can they grow
Or I can buy them now and plant them next spring
plush yacht
Yep they wi but don't produce fruit
molten stirrup
You can still grow the trees but the fruit wont grow tho
plush yacht
Hi! I’m summer year 1. If I buy the spring trees can i plant them now and can th...
Its best to plant them season before they grow fruit for so they are completely grown and begin producing fruit first thing
molten stirrup
Remember to space them correctly so they can grow properly
velvet spruce
But is it fine if I plant them now
molten stirrup
Yeh
velvet spruce
Thank uuu
cobalt hare
hey so i wanted to plant rare seed but i forgot to on the first day of fall (im on the 2nd day) is it still possible to plant it
molten stirrup
Yep
cobalt hare
okay good
molten stirrup
It takes 24 days to grow so its okay
cobalt hare
alright good
also where do i get ancient seeds
like where is it most likely to find one
plush yacht
Farming bugs on the bug floors of mine
cobalt hare
they drop ancient seeds?
cobalt hare
okay thank you
haughty wind
What do I do with battery pack
If you want to yes
Im probably the only one in the chat currently with you
granite badger
What do I do with battery pack
Crafting
proven willow
its normal at y1 don't worry 
granite badger
there is alot of stuff need to do in year 1 and this game have some puzzles to solve
granite badger
Farm computer and slime press
you need them for later
proven willow
Farm computer and slime press
crystalarium and iri sprinkler better
haughty wind
Idk what to do at spring y2
I’ve completed what I can do currently at cc
Summer winter and fall foraging needed to complete the first one
proven willow
flowers isn't that profitable compared to crops except for fairy roses for beehives
echo oxide
my Mining skill is now level 5 what profession should I choose? Miner or Geologist?
proven willow
ohh...
granite badger
my Mining skill is now level 5 <:SDVpufferheart:544718683486814228> what profess...
For me i’d choose miner
fickle shore
should i decorate my farm? im on late spring year 2 and my farm looks like random shits laying around
velvet spruce
On lvl 5 mining which one is the better one ; miner or geologist
fringe wagon
Miner
fickle shore
it has unlimited years
haughty wind
How level up farmering
granite badger
should i decorate my farm? im on late spring year 2 and my farm looks like rando...
im y8 and my farm looks like sheeeettttt
echo oxide
For me i’d choose miner
why tho
echo oxide
my Mining skill is now level 5 <:SDVpufferheart:544718683486814228> what profess...
I'd like to hear everyone's thoughts
haughty wind
echo oxide
because they give u double
double of what
haughty wind
Ores I think
fringe wagon
I'd like to hear everyone's thoughts <:SDVpufferheart:544718683486814228>
Miner
haughty wind
Bomb the enemy’s or get better gear
granite badger
yes doubles ores for early game is a good choice
haughty wind
Does fisher and angler stack
granite badger
Lmaoo
haughty wind
How lebel up farming
granite badger
How lebel up farming
Plant alot of crops
haughty wind
Plant alot of crops
Make my farm only crops got it
And then let the crips die because I have level 1 watering can
Crops
granite badger
i meant just plant crops for each seasons
haughty wind
Sell things that don’t count as “farming” got it
granite badger
some crops give u some hp to level up farming
hybrid dust
best level for prismatic slimes?
haughty wind
marsh hull
<:iforgor:867120630896918559>
i forgor
hybrid dust
how many days will rare seed grow with deluxe speed gro?
cobalt hare
Yep they have the highest chance
wait which bugs, the blue harmless ones, the annoying flying ones or the maggots
plush yacht
wait which bugs, the blue harmless ones, the annoying flying ones or the maggots
All bugs
cobalt hare
okay
hybrid dust
what do i put or offer here?
plush yacht
Solar essence
hybrid dust
Solar essence
what is it for
plush yacht
ur mum
hybrid dust
bruh
plush yacht
Lol im not going to tell you discovering things is part of the game
Just do it and you'll see
west crane
True
hybrid dust
ok
west crane
I'd prefer to keep things vague when comes to these questions
crimson zephyr
Whats better, a standard quality loved gift or an iridium quality liked gift
Love gives 80 friendship points but then iridium liked gives 45+50%
So I think loved is best
cunning silo
yes
west crane
yes
jagged surge
Hi, I'm at my 2nd month is there anything I should do that I might missed?
west crane
Remember to grab Fiddlehead Fern from the Woods
jagged surge
I can go there now?
fickle shore
I can go there now?
do you have a upgraded steel pickaxe?
or just use the chair bug
fickle shore
sorry late but its the same as year 2 things, the prices will be same for year 3 and so on
safe bridge
does the cost of seeds and other things go up every year?
safe bridge
oh ty
woeful karma
No they stay the same
hybrid dust
how can i feed the fossil in the desert?
hollow escarp
how can i feed the fossil in the desert?
Solar Essence iirc
hybrid dust
Solar Essence iirc
yeah i tried right clicking it in the mouth it doesnt seem to be working
do i need to have quest or something?
hollow escarp
I forget sorry
distant sphinx
do i need to have quest or something?
Yea
crimson zephyr
Ayy just got the witch event
distant sphinx
Start by putting a battery in the thingy in the bus tunnel
granite token
will fruit trees die during winter?
echo oxide
i reached level 5 of Combat what profession should I choose? Fighter or Scout?
granite token
if yes, is there a way to avoid them dying during winter?
alpine kestrel
no they don't die
fringe wagon
i reached level 5 of Combat <:SDVpufferheart:544718683486814228> what profession...
If you use swords or daggers, Fighter
If hammers, Scout
cunning silo
meh
fringe wagon
?
cobalt hare
Dr Pepper, yah or nah
nah
bronze quarry
bro
toxic geode
either yah or nah, don't write an essay about why it's good or bad
bronze quarry
yo
question yall penny already redecorated my toom
room* can she redecorate it again?
cursive valley
nope I think
bronze quarry
fr?
cursive valley
yes
proven willow
well, suffer 
bronze quarry
ok
cursive valley
Divorce penny then marry her again try that
bronze quarry
50,000 on year 2 is good or nah
cursive valley
its garbage lol
bronze quarry
Divorce penny then marry her again try that
lol
i just spent alot of money
tho
bout big coop
and upgraded le house
and bought barn
bronze quarry
entering y2 with 50k on hand?
with 85000
granite token
no they don't die
thank u 
proven willow
but i had 85000
yeah, its a good amount
bronze quarry
okok
snow smelt
Hello
proven willow
hi
proven willow
good luck
snow smelt
I'm so hyped
cursive valley
i wanted a peaceful game and got the most stressing gameplay bc if i miss a birthday I have to wait a year
snow smelt
This game is my everything rn
snow smelt
i wanted a peaceful game and got the most stressing gameplay bc if i miss a birt...
Mood
I forgot Sam's birthday
cursive valley
skill iss-
cursive valley
You can just buy a calendar
hybrid dust
is there a must buy ring in the adventurer's guild?
proven willow
imo not really a must buy, but ruby ring is pretty good
bronze quarry
i married the worst ong
snow smelt
Who did you marry?
bronze quarry
penny
snow smelt
I love Penny ;w;
proven willow
there is a ring tho that is really good but can only get from the kill quests
proven willow
SHE USLESS
timid hollow
SHE USLESS
i mean she does teach the children
snow smelt
I'm going for Harvey rn
serene walrus
good morningngng
snow smelt
I want to get married to Harvey, Penny, Haley and Sebastian. Maybe also Abigail xD
bronze quarry
i mean she does teach the children
how does that help me
proven willow
good morningngng
hi
snow smelt
There's mods to make her more immersive
timid hollow
how does that help me
fair
snow smelt
I use dialogue mods for like every NPC
serene walrus
lol
proven willow
I want to get married to Harvey, Penny, Haley and Sebastian. Maybe also Abigail ...
its time for the free love mod
proven willow
oh..
snow smelt
BUT
I do like that there's the option for people that like it
I'm very in awe at how active the stardew modding community is, after 7 years of the game being released
bronze quarry
yes
proven willow
well, I like my home full of npcs
snow smelt
well, I like my home full of npcs
Oooo
bronze quarry
free love mod op
proven willow
makes my home much more livelier
serene walrus
hehe same
serene walrus
you keep the kids and they dont pay child support
proven willow
serene walrus
🥹
serene walrus
my least fave personally to little space imo
bronze quarry
my least fave personally to little space imo
penny best wife
but abigail most useful wife
worldly jasper
should i look up what different characters gift likes are as a beginner?
cursive valley
if you want to spoil the game
proven willow
for full immersion in the game, nope
worldly jasper
alr
proven willow
but it will take you a long time just to know what their loved gifts are
so most people just look it up online
hollow escarp
Other characters will hint at the likes of certain individuals
small bison
any gift you give sorts itself into the gifts menu though, right?
hollow escarp
I forget where but there’s a little NPC preference list that tracks their opinions on certain items. Most people don’t know about this.
small bison
social menu
you click on the character, tells you their birthday and gift preferences
hollow escarp
I don’t think you need to fill everyone’s social menu out for 100% completion but it’s a fun thing to do regardless
small bison
you do need to fill out friendships tho so make friends
bronze quarry
best tackle in the game is?
hollow escarp
Depends on the situation
hollow escarp
Cork bobber for catching hard to catch fish
Colorful bobber for catching many fish
Treasure bobber for catching chests
I totally forget what trap bobber does lol
Is it the one that causes your fishing meter to auto home? That one is the lazy man’s bobber
Dressed Spinner is probably the most multi-purpose Bobber imo
hollow escarp
Lead bobber is probably the least useful bobber (though it is cheap)
Like even the wiki says it isn’t that good
hollow escarp
what level can we get iridum rod again?
10
hollow escarp
No level 6 sorry
small bison
ah, thanks
hollow escarp
Not worth getting until after your first egg festival
small bison
im in fall
proven willow
No level 6 sorry
just curious, how are you already a sheperd when you just joined at march 1?
marsh hull
nice
old moth
hollow escarp
just curious, how are you already a sheperd when you just joined at march 1?
I was forced to leave yeah
worldly jasper
i just accidentally upgraded my house lol
small bison
ACCIDENTALLY?
hollow escarp
Bruh I got stuck in the game
Wdym?
velvet tendon
i just accidentally upgraded my house lol
how does one manage to do that
hollow escarp
I can't send pictures but it's actually funny
Message me them and I’ll post it
granite token
go robin! steal the items!
wanton marlin
That's me
fickle shore
yo guys if i plant potato on spring 22, can i harvest it on end of spring?
wanton marlin
fickle shore
yo guys if i plant potato on spring 22, can i harvest it on end of spring?
i really need answers for this
granite token
i think so, if you added some fertilizer that will increase the speed of their growth. ??
or i might be wrong o.o
fickle shore
It's written on it
i know, but just saying incase it doesnt grow bcs im boutta buy 6000 gold worth of potato seeds
hollow escarp
~~i think so, if you added some fertilizer that will increase the speed of their...
Only speed-gro
hollow escarp
i know, but just saying incase it doesnt grow bcs im boutta buy 6000 gold worth ...
Gl
hybrid dust
how can i trigger || linus's 2 hearts cut scene ||
hollow escarp
Have 2 hearts with him. It’s not a hard one to trigger
hybrid dust
Have 2 hearts with him. It’s not a hard one to trigger
i mean where to go
hollow escarp
Happens either ||In the main village or the tent area iirc||
You shouldn’t need to go out of your way for it
snow badge
btw guys can we report someone from this bcs they send sus link (via DM)?
hollow escarp
btw guys can we report someone from this bcs they send sus link (via DM)?
Message @spare lava
whole onyx
btw guys can we report someone from this bcs they send sus link (via DM)?
Talk to the bouncer
snow badge
thanks guys!
hollow sorrel
I started a new playthrough and from my first trash can i got something called "Tom Kha Soup" is it good/rare?
wanton marlin
Btw, actually I'm married with haley, and idk why but I found furniture I never placed in my house. (not her room but like a table in the middle of the house) is that normal?
hollow escarp
Yes apparently
hollow sorrel
The soup says it gives +2 farming. Does it last forever or for a limited time
velvet tendon
limited
hollow sorrel
Oh
velvet tendon
i think a bar comes up that says the duration when you eat it
hollow sorrel
Ooh
serene walrus
Btw, actually I'm married with haley, and idk why but I found furniture I never ...
ye all spouses do that lol "honey im decorating"💀
marsh hull
ye all spouses do that lol "honey im decorating"💀
hi noémie
marsh hull
i think a bar comes up that says the duration when you eat it
also. speaking of buff status.. it kind of bugged out on mobile
rapid brook
best crop for spring (money) ?
marsh hull
when i tried to check how long a buff lasts it's just kept disappearing
serene walrus
best crop for spring (money) ?
potatoes, strawberries
marsh hull
best crop for spring (money) ?
strawberries and cauliflowers especially if you process them into pickles/jam, potato for instant moneh
versed ravine
I started a new playthrough and from my first trash can i got something called "...
it’s just food in game! once you upgrade your home once at Robin’s to unlock the kitchen, you can cook food yourself at home
cinder carbon
best crop for spring (money) ?
What year are you in?
hollow escarp
best crop for spring (money) ?
Year 1 of Spring (0 farming, no fertilizer):
Day 1-2,4: Potatoes/Kale
Days 5-6: Parsnips
Days 7-12: Nothing (save up for Strawberries)
Days 13-16: Strawberries, otherwise Cauliflower
Day 18: 1 String Bean, Potatoes/Kale
Days 19-22: Potatoes/Kale
Day 23-24 Parsnips (from Joja if needed)
Tulips are Gifts/Food, do not plant Blue Jazz.
Potatoes give more money, kale more experience
fringe wagon
I don't get the point of that lone string bean
hollow escarp
I don't get the point of that lone string bean
It’s community center related
rapid brook
I am focusing fishing up to lvl 10 in first year spring
cinder carbon
Strawberries Y1 are only worth it if you can speedgro them. Just do potatoes and parsnips otherwise. Unless you just want the convenience of not having to plant
hollow escarp
Strawberries Y1 are only worth it if you can speedgro them. Just do potatoes and...
Untrue. They are more profitable than Cauli/Potatoes if grown on days 13-16
fringe wagon
I personally don't use Strawberries until I get the ||Greenhouse||
Tho by that point the Egg Festival is already done
So I'm forced to wait it out to Y2
cinder carbon
Also keep in mind days 4, 11, and 18 Pierre is closed
hollow escarp
You mean days 3, 10, 17, and 24
cinder carbon
Lol yes
Where is my keg of coffee
Gonna see if I can get prismatic shard #4 on the last day of the year
upbeat idol
i'm having trouble catching one of the legendary fish, any tips?
wanton marlin
ye all spouses do that lol "honey im decorating"💀
Ruining the house*
hazy hemlock
And trout soup! Or a different fishing buff
upbeat idol
+fishing food will make the bar bigger too
aight thank you
upbeat idol
+fishing food will make the bar bigger too
just caught it with a trap bobber first try thanks 🙏
cinder carbon
Yeah trap bobber is really only tackle worth using, aside from maybe ||curiosity lure||
strong scarab
What about Seafom Pudding with a cork bobber
cinder carbon
Seafoam is great, I'd still rather use trap
crimson zephyr
You don't say
cinder carbon
Pierre is a fraud
crimson zephyr
I'm pretty closet to finishing the CC, and I'm only year 1
strong scarab
I'm pretty closet to finishing the CC, and I'm only year 1
What are you missing?