stardew-valley

[velvet tendon]

SO TRUW

[cobalt hare]

when u realize u are talking to a bunch of nerds its less intimidating

[small bison]

friendly reminder that you should READ THE PINS FOR SPOILER RULES

[cobalt hare]

im intimidated in the farm design channe l tho

[celest mauve]

i’m here because i’ve never completed the community center despite having over 400 hours on the game

[fringe wagon]

I will fight anyone who dislikes Gus

[celest mauve]

because i have a problem

[serene walrus]

hehe

[dim tulip]

I never dared to enter #modded-stardew

[velvet tendon]

i love the farm design channel

[cobalt hare]

im not good enoug at decorating to compete

[tender yacht]

Why?

[celest mauve]

i probably could

[velvet tendon]

i’m decorating rn

[inland frigate]

hmuch star tokens should i get? in the stardew valley fair

[celest mauve]

i play hella modded

[covert elm]

I'm on my first day of playing and I am absolutely going to download the time mod already

[velvet tendon]

it’s winter though so i can’t really see how anything looks

[covert elm]

Days are too short honestly

[serene walrus]

lol same they all have like 100000 mods

[celest mauve]

i will die if i can’t save anytime

[dim tulip]

Fear of existential crisis

[celest mauve]

mainly because my computer loves to crash on me

[cobalt hare]

As much as u want i guss

[distant sphinx]

If you don't have triple digits, are you even a true modder?

[dim tulip]

Of talking to a person that has over 5 tb on their mod folder

[velvet tendon]

you have to get the stardrop eventually so

[serene walrus]

🥹 shut i only have 52

[velvet tendon]

i have 0

[celest mauve]

less than 4000

[velvet tendon]

computer won’t support

[covert elm]

I know from a random video essay on games that need a wiki to play that some people heavily recommend modding SDW to add QoL stuff that makes the fame less cumbersome

[celest mauve]

you’ll have a bunch left over if you get more

[inland frigate]

i have 1.4k rn

[fringe wagon]

2000

[fringe wagon]

Nope the counter resets to 0 every year

[distant sphinx]

Or just play normally for your first time through

[celest mauve]

i think i have over 400

but a lot of it is textures

[serene walrus]

🥹 oh my god

[covert elm]

Right now I'm vanilla, I just installed the mod API but no mods on it. I think I'm adding the time mod though because it's very stressful like this

[celest mauve]

i combed through the entire SMAPI list looking for good stuff

[covert elm]

Hopefully it isn't considered cheating…

[velvet tendon]

vanilla or nilla baby

(that made no sense)

[river echo]

all i would want for a modded game is romanceable wizard and polyamory (and different portraits and seasonal clothing)

[regal creek]

Is there any reason not to keep a coop door open overnight

[velvet tendon]

romanceable morris mod when

[celest mauve]

if it’s extending the day, i’d argue that the increased wait time on machines and craftables balances out the extra time for working

but it’s kind of a matter of opinion

[inland frigate]

1.9k ill stop now

[regal creek]

like if I dont close it before bed does it do anything bad

[inland frigate]

nah

[celest mauve]

THERE JS ONE

[fringe wagon]

No

[inland frigate]

ill get 2k

[celest mauve]

HELLLO

[onyx citrus]

No, you are fine. Only close it when you want to keep the animals inside.

[fringe wagon]

There are zero downsides to keep coop doors open

[celest mauve]

MARRY MORRIS

[fringe wagon]

Even during Winter

[celest mauve]

ITS REAL

i love morris

[covert elm]

Yup, that's what I would use it for at least. My gf introduced me to the game and basically told me to install the time mod immediately, but I haven't done that yet since I want to get a feel how "common" it is to use it or if it's cheating

[regal creek]

Alright thanks yall

[velvet tendon]

live laugh love morris i guess

[fringe wagon]

!morris

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266144973613826048/573033334540599306/20190430_232909.jpg

[fringe wagon]

Okay bye

[celest mauve]

ME

that’s so real

he’s my scrunkle

he’s just so silly

[velvet tendon]

just like me

[fringe wagon]

!lewis

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834898244097146970/953894638618550272/20220317_015619.jpg

[velvet tendon]

mr qi romance mod next

[fringe wagon]

Suffer

[celest mauve]

he has like 2 lines!

[celest mauve]

bad 👎

is there anyone that genuinely likes lewis

[velvet tendon]

i am a mr qi enjoyer!

[velvet tendon]

no

[serene walrus]

lewis

[fringe wagon]

Marnie has extremely bad taste

[velvet tendon]

marnie deserves better

[fringe wagon]

Marlon

[serene walrus]

🥹 please i need the mod that marnie gets with marlon

[river echo]

i did not just come in here to see a mention of romanceable morris

[ebon badge]

can I marry Lewis pls

[velvet tendon]

romanceable morris!

[river echo]

now romanceable wizard absolutely sign me up

magical dilf fr

[celest mauve]

morris should be considered a sexyman because he’s a capitalist

[velvet tendon]

romanceable sandy bro

[inland frigate]

dang 3rd place, i had bronze, silver and gold bar,ruby,diamond,emerald,p shard and a red quartz there:(

[ebon badge]

I wouldn't mind Wizard tho

[velvet tendon]

ROMANCEABLE SANDY

[fringe wagon]

Y'all are forgetting the most important thing

Dwarf as a roommate

[celest mauve]

i think lack of category diversity might’ve been your downfall

[digital herald]

First coop and chicken

[celest mauve]

also

[velvet tendon]

she is just like me fr

[celest mauve]

you’ll want some iridium crops and fish

[inland frigate]

ight

[serene walrus]

pleaaaaseeee

[fringe wagon]

Sandy would've been romanceable if she didn't lose to Emily

[digital herald]

[river echo]

didn't the wizard lose to shane?

[tender yacht]

You need item diversity as well as mkre quality crops, fishes, and artisan goods

[river echo]

people chose an alcoholic ovER A MAGIC MAN

[velvet tendon]

https://www.thegamer.com/stardew-valley-fair-grange-display-guide/

link i used to win

[celest mauve]

my beloved

[fringe wagon]

Wheel of Chance:

[ebon badge]

Always pick green

[celest mauve]

morris is just like

[river echo]

best fair game is the fishing tho imo

[celest mauve]

silly

[velvet tendon]

nah i like the one where you shoot the targets

[cobalt hare]

30 gold bars just disappeared

[river echo]

you see this mfer and wanna romance?

[cobalt hare]

Imma kms

[velvet tendon]

yes

(slash jay)

[river echo]

did your parents not love u enough

[velvet tendon]

SLASH JAY

[river echo]

aight aight

[celest mauve]

YES

[river echo]

okay your parents did def not love you enough

[fringe wagon]

Morris is one of the people of all time

[river echo]

like the wizard is my cap from having daddy issues

[velvet tendon]

he just likes pathetic men ok don’t come at him for this!!

[ebon badge]

Why isnt my spouse not doing any work

[fringe wagon]

What about Sebastian

[velvet tendon]

me sandy and mr qi polyamory when

[celest mauve]

it’s funny when he comes into pierre’s shop with coupons

[cobalt hare]

Can you still get resin in the winter

[ebon badge]

All he does is go to town and never help me

[fringe wagon]

Yes

[velvet tendon]

yes

[river echo]

yeah he's also in my i have daddy issues gameplay as im married to him

[cobalt hare]

And taps work on random trees in the farm right?

[ebon badge]

I can make 34 cask lets gooo

[digital herald]

How to get earth stones?
Need em for maynoys makers

[river echo]

maynoys

[velvet tendon]

find them in mines

mayonase

[gentle fog]

mayonnaise

[river echo]

maynoys

[fringe wagon]

Mayo

Imagine not spelling the shorter version

[celest mauve]

https://pin.it/hkl6QIm

[river echo]

im scared

[celest mauve]

artist is haileythesato

[cobalt hare]

May nays

[digital herald]

So just look around the mines for earth stones?
What level tho

[celest mauve]

he’s just silly

[velvet tendon]

this is the most normal fanart i’ve seen of him

[river echo]

nah he just looks more pathetic and like his parents didnt love him either

[celest mauve]

i love pathetic men

[fringe wagon]

Common around 1-29

[river echo]

okay

[tender yacht]

1-39

[celest mauve]

it’s my favorite ever

[velvet tendon]

same (mr qi should date me)

[ebon badge]

when you think about it

[fringe wagon]

Qi is a celestial god and you can't convince me otherwise

[river echo]

okay id date mr qi and the wizard bc men erasing my existence is hot af

[velvet tendon]

who doesn’t want to be with a celestial god

YES QI ENJOYER ARMY RISE

[celest mauve]

i’d actually realistically not date anyone in stardew

[fringe wagon]

!qi

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064216793654247444/1064216848998084729/20230115_101711.jpg

[river echo]

so true

look at him

[celest mauve]

is there one of these for all of the characters

[fringe wagon]

Nah

[ebon badge]

!alex

[fringe wagon]

All bachelors and bachelorettes
Some NPCs

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972563537132134450/990683717955616829/IMG_20220626_235214__01.jpg

[celest mauve]

i’m hoping there isn’t one for vincent or jas

[river echo]

wait wiat

!sebastian

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923660562838204466/923990285703336036/seb_by_jay.jpg

[river echo]

screams

[gentle fog]

!henchman

[celest mauve]

sebastian is cool but i’d never date because he’s just 2meirl4meirl

[fringe wagon]

He has a crush on Abigail

[velvet tendon]

!sandy

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009136409837322280/1064217800354300007/20230115_194558.jpg

[fringe wagon]

Still waiting for him to ask her out

[celest mauve]

that’s his biggest flaw

[river echo]

what does 2meirl4meirl mean

[velvet tendon]

LITERALLY ME!

[celest mauve]

ok so

[river echo]

like 2 me irl 4 me irl

[celest mauve]

on reddit, there’s the subreddit meirl, but it’s kind of like

it’s really boring

[river echo]

see i had to separate it bc im like who tf is meirl

[fringe wagon]

His ex

[velvet tendon]

meirl sounds like a cat name tbh

[river echo]

meirl sounds some sort of cuss in another language idk

like 'you're such a dumb fkin meirl'

[celest mauve]

so someone made 2meirl4meirl

[fringe wagon]

Holy hell Meirl is an actual name in my keyboard

[river echo]

you know a Meirl?

[fringe wagon]

Nope

[celest mauve]

basically just meirl but for people with like,

i don’t want to say worse

[river echo]

meirl just exists now

[celest mauve]

but

worse mental health

[fringe wagon]

Meryl sounds cute tho

[river echo]

how did i know u were gonna say mental illness

[fringe wagon]

Probably should've named my daughter that

[celest mauve]

and then there’s also 2meirl42meirl4meirl

[river echo]

yeah no sebastian and i are the mentally ill couple of the town

[cobalt hare]

A Meirl is the type of person to go to the beach pick up seashells and throw them at random people

[river echo]

good for a meirl

[celest mauve]

which is just the next level

[river echo]

throwing things at people <3

[celest mauve]

it’s like a descent into mental illness

[fringe wagon]

Sebastian is a vampire
Change my mind

[celest mauve]

but i’m reddit meme format

[river echo]

my entire life you mean

[celest mauve]

programmers are just like that

[river echo]

my life has just been a descent into mental illness so idk what you're talking abt

[fringe wagon]

I didn't like Seb at first but after knowing his backstory and getting to know his good side, he's pretty cool 👍

9/10 would befriend him irl

[celest mauve]

i don’t think sebastian is actually like

mentally ill

he’s just an introvert

[fringe wagon]

Who smokes

[celest mauve]

especially next to shane

[celest mauve]

that’s because he’s emo

[river echo]

Some of his dialogue kind of gives some hint that he does struggle w some sort of mental illness

[celest mauve]

which lines? i’ve never gone past 6 hearts i don’t think

[fringe wagon]

The only illness Seb has to cope with is Demetrius

[cobalt hare]

Easiest way to get quartz?

[celest mauve]

REALLL

[fringe wagon]

I swear I hate that dipstick

[celest mauve]

why are all the stardew dads so trash

[river echo]

It just seems like he might has some depression?

[celest mauve]

🤷

[fringe wagon]

Kent's cool 👍

[celest mauve]

true

but he’s not til year 2

[river echo]

kent sends bombs in the mail

[fringe wagon]

We all need bombs

[celest mauve]

we all cope differently

[fringe wagon]

Mines smh

[river echo]

I was in the mines and just was like to a friend 'sorry I didn't respond I'm blowing stuff up'

[celest mauve]

sebastian’s biggest mental illness is his crush on abigail

joke

[river echo]

the biggest mental illness in stardew valley is just abigail /hj

[fringe wagon]

Seb has a crush on the local rock eater

[river echo]

when you snatch seb from abigail <3

[fringe wagon]

Eats the world's hardest minerals for breakfast

[celest mauve]

abigail annoys me because why does she have to@always win the egg hunt

not fair

[river echo]

I mean you can beat her

[celest mauve]

ok yeah but otherwise it’s always her

[river echo]

skill issue if you can't

[celest mauve]

let the LITERAL CHILDREN win ONCE abigail 🙄🙄

[fringe wagon]

Get 9 eggs and you win

[celest mauve]

i’ve won before guys!

[fringe wagon]

I honestly wish the egg hunt winners rotate every year

Sam wins one year, Vincent the next, Jas the next etc

[celest mauve]

like 20 something and she takes pride in beating the 7 years olds

[celest mauve]

i agree

[wraith dawn]

Nah it’s why we hate Abigail

Plus eating rocks

Plus being a brat

[river echo]

Nah I take pride in winning against 7 year olds too bc I hate kids but Abigail is just not it for me

[fringe wagon]

Abigail is a bit overrated imo

[wraith dawn]

Savage

CA rn who based Abigail off his grandchild

[fringe wagon]

He has a grandkid?

[wraith dawn]

No. I just like to picture him as old as my Grampa for some reason.

Bc I don’t like monkeys.

[celest mauve]

real

[celest mauve]

agree

if you want like

magical manic pixie girl

go for emily instead

[river echo]

emily has crazy eyes and i will stand by it

[fringe wagon]

Maru is the embodiment of 🤓

[river echo]

she looks consistently zooted or like she's gonna kill someone

[fringe wagon]

No offense

[river echo]

maru looks like a 15 yr old

[velvet tendon]

mary is annoying

maru

[fringe wagon]

Mary

[ebon badge]

maryly

[river echo]

maryu

[fringe wagon]

I'll give her credit for noticing and caring for Seb tho

She even wishes they could spend more time together

[river echo]

seb i think dislikes her bc she's the fav child

[velvet tendon]

seb just doesn’t like most people

[onyx citrus]

He likes Abigail and Sam.

[river echo]

felt and im not just a loner i just dont like people

Actually one of his lines is 'Sam and you [farmer] are my only friends' or sumthn like that

[onyx citrus]

Maybe Abigail just crushes on him.

[river echo]

“You [player] and Sam are probably my only friends in this town.” Is one of his lines

[onyx citrus]

No, Sebastian crushes on Abigail.

[earnest oasis]

I've never seen Abigail win the egg hunt

[ashen flume]

Maybe youre just that good

[onyx citrus]

You need to let the little kids win once in a while.

[earnest oasis]

The straw hat is my favorite

[onyx citrus]

True, wont pass that up.

[river echo]

y5 on this save and still haven't attended it once <3

[earnest oasis]

Fuck those kids the hat wouldn't fit there small but still too big heads

[earnest oasis]

Strawberryless save

I use the event to get the introductions quest and the hat and strawberrys

2nd most important festival

[river echo]

That's really smart but like also I didn't want to go hunting for any eggs

[earnest oasis]

Only one of those involves eggs

[onyx citrus]

Yes, I wish you could pass on the challenges. The fishing one too.

[river echo]

I always tried to have the introductions quest done by like the end of the first week

[earnest oasis]

You can walk back to the farm

[onyx citrus]

Yes?

Oh, that makes sense.

[ebon badge]

t

[earnest oasis]

Buy strawberry and leave

[river echo]

Like first year I didn't go bc I was busy on the farm clearing things up still and then next year I was doing enough I didn't need to go and then I just didn't need strawberries after that

the pufferfish from the game

[earnest oasis]

Is it a summer fish

[ebon badge]

ye

[river echo]

yee

[cobalt hare]

how could u not go to events

[river echo]

bc i didn't want to that's how

[earnest oasis]

Events are so pretty

[cobalt hare]

its the fun part

[earnest oasis]

And Pam ||spikes the punch||

[river echo]

I went to the fair to get the stardrop

[ebon badge]

events are boring tho

[onyx citrus]

I like the events.

[river echo]

so y'all go to the fall fair to get your stardrop

[cobalt hare]

hi

[earnest oasis]

And play the slingshot game

[river echo]

I liked the fishing game tbh

[cobalt hare]

i 100% slingshot every single time so fun

[earnest oasis]

Fishing game is for the tokens

Slingshot is for fun

I like getting my fortune read

[cobalt hare]

i forgot to this year

[earnest oasis]

I haven't been playing sdv lately so I'm still on the first week of summer

[onyx citrus]

The jellies festival is my favorite. The Luau makes befriending everyone much faster.

[river echo]

im 96 hours into this save

Also I do go to the night market which is a winter event and the jellies festival bc it is pretty af

[earnest oasis]

I hate the jelly event

[onyx citrus]

The Golden Pumpkin is a universal love and can craft a witches hat.

[earnest oasis]

The ocean sucks

[cobalt hare]

jelly event overrated

[earnest oasis]

Jellyfish are dangerous too

[cobalt hare]

its a game

[river echo]

I just found out about the witches hat now I cant wait for spirits eve

[onyx citrus]

Jelly event is not overrated.

[earnest oasis]

Doesn't mean they don't suck any less?

[hollow escarp]

Night Market is one of the best events

[fringe wagon]

No one's swimming in the ocean tho

They're just watching

[earnest oasis]

Doesn't mean it doesn't suck any less

[onyx citrus]

I go to all events.

[fringe wagon]

That's like saying going to a zoo to see lions and other animals suck

[hollow escarp]

Not until I give George a small push, that is ~

[serene walrus]

hehe

[earnest oasis]

Lions don't suck tho

[river echo]

Turning away so I have plausible deniability

[ashen flume]

Its not overrated cause no one has it as their favorite

[earnest oasis]

Lions are cool I'd go to the wild to see one because savannas are also cool

[river echo]

jellyfish are actually v fascinating imo

[cobalt hare]

yea it kinda does

[cobalt hare]

Tons of people do

[river echo]

dylan just likes cars

[onyx citrus]

There are some amazing jellyfish displays in aquariums.

[cobalt hare]

Shut up

[fringe wagon]

Which of the NPCs is most likely to own a car actually

[hollow escarp]

They should make a zoo but for cars

[ashen flume]

They do?? Wtf ive never seen a single one

[cobalt hare]

Lewis

[river echo]

a car show

[earnest oasis]

Mayor Lewis owns a truck

[river echo]

Seb owns a motorcycle!

[hollow escarp]

Pam because she literally owns a bus and buses are cars

[river echo]

which isn't a car but is a vehicle

[fringe wagon]

That's fair lol

[hollow escarp]

Oh wait yeah Lewis owns a car

[cobalt hare]

she doesnt own the bus

[earnest oasis]

Who's seb

[hollow escarp]

She doesn’t?

[fringe wagon]

Sebastian

[earnest oasis]

Who's sebastiam

[fringe wagon]

Well, Pam owns the trailer

And trailers are cars

[cobalt hare]

if i work at grocery store do i own the grocery store

[fringe wagon]

I didn't realize that until now

[cobalt hare]

trailers are not cars bro

[river echo]

!sebastian

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923660562838204466/923990285703336036/seb_by_jay.jpg

[river echo]

that is sebastian

[hollow escarp]

No, but in the case of Pam’s car it’s given to her by the Juminos

[digital herald]

The emo boy in Robin's (the wood ladie) basement

[earnest oasis]

Yeah ik who Robin is because she's useful

[digital herald]

He is in her basement

[hollow escarp]

And Juminos aren’t known for being particularly controlling bosses

[river echo]

That sounds so ominous

[digital herald]

Which sounds weird out of context

[cobalt hare]

nobody owns buses

[river echo]

Yes, people do own buses

[cobalt hare]

no

[hollow escarp]

Yes

[digital herald]

Yes

[river echo]

There are literal people who live in buses they bought

[cobalt hare]

No

[digital herald]

Bruh

[hollow escarp]

Dude. There are billionaires

[fringe wagon]

Fun Fact:

The lab in Robin's house was originally supposed to be Sebastian's bedroom

But Demetrius probably decided against it and transferred him to the basement

[river echo]

Schools own their buses

[hollow escarp]

You think they can’t afford buses?

[cobalt hare]

schools rent buses

[river echo]

I can't believe I'm explaining to someone that people can indeed buy buses

[earnest oasis]

Old school busses are used as markers for farming fields so you don't run off into the woods on a tractor

[river echo]

okay but there are people who literally buy buses and turn them into houses

[digital herald]

Why couldn't the basement be the lab.....
Would be safer if something happened

Dude
Demetrius is an asshole

[forest idol]

Guys how should I spend 73k?

[hollow escarp]

What time of year?

[digital herald]

Buy

Copper.

[onyx citrus]

First time at Dance of the Moonlight Jellies I went from “I like this game” to “I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!”

[fringe wagon]

Don't forget the current lab is completely open to the living room with no door

[cobalt hare]

im talking about normal people

[forest idol]

Winter

[cobalt hare]

like bus drivers not hippies

[hollow escarp]

Hmm…

[digital herald]

EXACTLY

[hollow escarp]

I was going to say Parsnips/Artichokes/Bok Choy

[river echo]

Not all people who own mobile homes are hippies who tf taught you stereotypes oml

[cobalt hare]

we are talking about buses not mobile homes

buses converted into homes

[river echo]

People buy buses to make mobile homes

[hollow escarp]

Mobile homes can be buses

Bruh

[river echo]

Buses are still buses even if they're mobile homes

[digital herald]

"smarter Demetrius" mod when
Were only change is lab and Sebastian rooms are swaped

[river echo]

I am arguing with a child about buses

[hollow escarp]

The Juminos gave Pam a bus. She owns the bus.

[cobalt hare]

Im talking to a bunch of tree branches

[river echo]

Atleast we know that people can own buses

[cobalt hare]

People can own buses but bus drivers dont own their bus

[fringe wagon]

Pelican Town as a whole owns the bus, but a theory states that Pam destroyed it while she was driving drunk

The Junimos repaired it

[hollow escarp]

Well Pam was given her bus by Juminos

[river echo]

So now that you lost the argument you decided to change who we're talking about lmaoooo

[digital herald]

Wait
Does that mean Pam also visited the wizard and got hard acid to understand them

[cobalt hare]

So its junimo bus

[deep flint]

does anyone know what a usual day for summer year 1 would look like? after watering my crops and talking to the townspeople idk what else to do with my energy except fish and mine

[hollow escarp]

Oh that’s potentially possible

[hollow escarp]

No sadly

[cobalt hare]

i been talking about this u just not reading it

[onyx citrus]

Yah, she loves beer and ale. I often give her one as a gift before hopping on the bus.

[river echo]

You mentioned that normal people don't buy buses so

[ashen flume]

Oh this makes sense, imo the kitchen should be at the lab spot and sebastians bedroom on the kitchen spot but that works

[hollow escarp]

Pam isn’t normal

[river echo]

Pam isn't normal but

[digital herald]

and they let her drive it again.....

[hollow escarp]

And she didn’t buy a bus, the Juminos gave it to her

[cobalt hare]

Normal i mean people who dont plan on living on the road

[river echo]

Yeah why is Pam allowed to drive

[hollow escarp]

Or potentially repaired it, I suppose

[fringe wagon]

She's learned her mistake

Hopefully

Hopefully

[cobalt hare]

just cause u are alcoholic doesnt mean u arent allowed to drive

[river echo]

shout out to every person who owns a mobile home for being not normal

Okay but you shouldn't be driving have you ever heard of a DUI

[digital herald]

your brain
Is it in you?

[hollow escarp]

True

[cobalt hare]

Does pam have a dui

no

[hollow escarp]

Alcoholics aren’t drunk 24/7

[cobalt hare]

Has she ever drunk while driving also no

[digital herald]

If she crashed a damn bus probably

[hollow escarp]

They are addicted to alcohol but aren’t constantly drunk

[fringe wagon]

Why can't we just drive the bus

But then again how the hell do we even know how to drive to begin with

[cobalt hare]

she didnt crash the bus tho

[river echo]

Yeah how the hell did we get to the town

[cobalt hare]

Out of town bus

[hollow escarp]

Via a bus… driven by not Pam

[cobalt hare]

Theres more than 1 bus on the planet

[river echo]

💀 Yeah I bet the bus isn't owned by a normal person

[fringe wagon]

Morris owns it smh

[hollow escarp]

People don’t own buses. Buses own people.

[river echo]

Also in stardew valley we see approximately one bus

[cobalt hare]

U literally dont get it

we see 2

[river echo]

buses own people <3

[fringe wagon]

As a person who commutes 2 hours just to go to school, this is true

[river echo]

What two buses do we see in the game? We see a train, the bus that takes us to and from the desert (which is the same bus)

[fringe wagon]

The bus in the starting cutscene

[cobalt hare]

yea

[fringe wagon]

When we arrive to the valley

[river echo]

Ah I skip that shit lmao

[cobalt hare]

we arrive in town on bus

[river echo]

I haven't watched that in forever

[hollow escarp]

Gus should own a bus

[river echo]

RIP that bus

[earnest oasis]

Man best cutscene

The starting one

[river echo]

Yeah well I know I worked at a corporation and that my grandpa is dead

[earnest oasis]

Whole thing

[river echo]

I watched the cutscene a long ass time ago (like 2 years ago prolly)

[hollow escarp]

What if grandpa was killed by a bus?

[fringe wagon]

I can imagine an amazing picnic by the river where everyone is invited and Gus drives the bus and cooks the food

[hollow escarp]

Pam perhaps?

[fringe wagon]

Sounds heavenly

[earnest oasis]

Joja corp

[river echo]

yes i know it was joja corp

When we leave Joja and see a massive Joja building in town

[digital herald]

Gus is cool

Gus is epic

[fringe wagon]

I bet no one noticed the skeleton in the old Joja building at the starting cutscene

[hollow escarp]

Gus is bus

[digital herald]

[hollow escarp]

Yeah everyone does

[humble marlin]

What do I do with this

[cobalt hare]

break it

[fringe wagon]

Mine with a gold or iridium pickaxe

[hollow escarp]

Sit on it

[ashen flume]

Keep it as decoration

[cobalt hare]

Break it right now it despawns in 1 day

[humble marlin]

Don't got gold

[fringe wagon]

It's stuck there forever until you break it

[humble marlin]

Fuck

[cobalt hare]

im kidding

[humble marlin]

Figured

[cobalt hare]

sorry

[humble marlin]

Np dw

[deep flint]

can someone pls help me should i go mining even if i have the day with bad luck

[ashen flume]

You could but its gonna be harder to find ladders

And uhh less nodes iirc?

[noble bluff]

What should I take blacksmith or seeker?

[hexed smelt]

Sure. If it's early game and you need ores and it's raining and you don't have to water your crops, go right ahead. Good luck days are the best days to go, but you can go any time if you need to.

[cobalt hare]

Is seeker coal

[hexed smelt]

Prospector? Take that one.

You're not going to be selling bars early on anyway.

You'll need all you can get for crafting.

[cobalt hare]

yea

[noble bluff]

I'm in year 3 xd

[humble marlin]

How do I rotate an object again

[cobalt hare]

Right click

[small bison]

banba rotat e
ROTA TE

[proud lance]

PLEASE HELP

[humble marlin]

@cobalt hare right clicking opens the container

[digital herald]

Spring, Year 2
Hay doesn't seem possible to get unless buying from the farm animal ladie

Any alternatives to feed my chicken?

[cobalt hare]

is it placed

and i dont think u can rotate chest

[deep flint]

do you know what i should do with leftover energy?? after watering crops i barely have any should i just go to bed or go to the spa?

[forest idol]

How I give the gift on the ||winter star feast||?

[humble marlin]

Dam

[hexed smelt]

You need a silo. Then you can cut grass with the scythe and get hay.

[proud lance]

I'm at floor 19 and there is this green fog!!!! WHATS HAPPING!!!

[copper oasis]

a giant mushroom grew on my farm should i cut it down or is it useful for smth

[noble bluff]

Should I take the bullion thing or not?

[humble marlin]

You're supposed to buy a silo, then scything wild weebs is gonna get you weat

[dense lintel]

there will be a bunch of flies

[hexed smelt]

You can always forage. It doesn't require energy. And you can eat your forageables to get more energy.

[cobalt hare]

idk bro

[proud lance]

OH

[digital herald]

||go to the villager you have to give your gift to and just give it like giving a normal gift||

[proud lance]

SHOOT

[dense lintel]

try to find the way down if you don't have a weapon that can deal with the flies

[digital herald]

So I need a silo to get hay from grass

[humble marlin]

Exactly

[forest idol]

I don't think this is going to work

[digital herald]

I forgot is a silo 1k or 2k

[gloomy solstice]

100

[digital herald]

You even have an item?
Also just
Go talk to them
It then opens the inventory to give them the gift

[forest idol]

Yes

[digital herald]

Okay
Just go find the person who your gift is for
And just talk to them

This is done fkr every event that involves giving a gift

[digital herald]

Clay.....

[gloomy solstice]

Clay farm in the beach for a day

Very shrimple

[forest idol]

It shows the normal conversation and doesn't appear the inventory

[digital herald]

Are you talking to the correct person.

If you don't remember who
Just
Talk to EVERYONE

[forest idol]

Ok

[hexed smelt]

Talk to them again. If it's your secret person you'll get the option to gift them. If it's not your secret person, you can't give them anything.

[digital herald]

Yeah

[forest idol]

Ok thanks

[digital herald]

Idk I suck at explaining stuff
I tried

[sage raft]

seriously how do i fish 😭😭😭

[deep flint]

In summer i don’t know where to forage there’s barely anything

[sage raft]

everything just ... goes until the green bar becomes nonexistent then fish escapes

[gloomy solstice]

There should be lots of forages

Just keep searching

[cobalt hare]

u have to click bro

click to make the other green bar follow the fish

[vital shadow]

forage is everywhere

usually around cindersap forest

[noble bluff]

what is the petrified slime for?

[dense lintel]

donating

[terse beacon]

Shed eeran

[solid bramble]

true

i like sheds more

[slate raptor]

can i get the pufferfish or sturgeon from the cart?

[slim bloom]

pufferfish yes, sturgeon i am unsure but maybe

[noble bluff]

And what do you get if you donate it?

[slate raptor]

k ty

[dense lintel]

adds a number to the total amount of stuff you have donated

[crude tapir]

yes

[mint jewel]

hi guys

[sacred wedge]

Hello!

[sage raft]

this got buried earlier

[sage raft]

bump

[sacred wedge]

Anybody have any idea how much I've got to be active to speak in voice channels?

You have to keep the fish inside the green bar. When you click, the bar lifts @sage raft

[crude tapir]

!howtovc

[novel thistle]

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: !level or !lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

[copper oasis]

is the best summer crop starfruit

[sacred wedge]

Oh thanks! @crude tapir

[gloomy solstice]

Yes

[sacred wedge]

I think so. I'm not sure, but as far as I've been able to make out, Starfruit wine is one of the best items you can make.

[gloomy solstice]

And kind of in general really

Together with ancient fruit

[sacred wedge]

Oh true ancient fruit is great as well

Anyone got any tips for levelling up fishing really quickly early on?

[cobalt hare]

im trying to rizz haley but its so long😭 im giving her 2 daffodils per week

and thats all

[sacred wedge]

Lmao understandable

[hollow escarp]

Talking to her daily can help

[sacred wedge]

Love takes time honey bunches

It unfortunately doesn't just happen overnight lol

[gloomy solstice]

She's dead easy you just need to play your cards right

[nova skiff]

What is the best bait to use for Crab Pots?

[cobalt hare]

when she says like "oh i would love a ..." or something similar if i gift it to her will it work?

[sacred wedge]

I'm assuming wild bait would give a chance to get two at once from a crab pot, no?

[terse beacon]

Did you just call someone honey bunches

[nova skiff]

Nvm I think there’s actually only one thing you can use as bait 😭

[terse beacon]

Crab pot dont work without bait unless you spec into that

[sacred wedge]

Also, if you get crawfish, snails, periwinkles, etc from crab pots, you should make sashimi with them. It sells for 75g each

[gloomy solstice]

It would, although at that point just search up wiki

[cobalt hare]

wym

[hollow escarp]

Idk which dialogue line you mean but generally yes

[sacred wedge]

You can either get to fishing lvl (8or 9, I think?) to unlock sashimi as a crafting recipe or get three hearts with linus to be abel to make it in the kitchen once you build the first addition to your house

[hollow escarp]

She loves ||Coconuts, Fruit Salads, Pink Cakes, and Sunflowers||

[gloomy solstice]

Wiki has a list of things she loves and likes, ignore the cooked food and focus on other things you can get her

[sacred wedge]

idk if you're trying to avoid "cheating" but all of the townspeoples' favorite gifts are listed on the Wiki, Lust

[cobalt hare]

thing is i cant give her none of that😭

[hollow escarp]

None of her loves are readily accessible prior to summer sadly

[cobalt hare]

all of those are like mid game

[terse beacon]

Daffodils

[cobalt hare]

yeah

[gloomy solstice]

Nah you can definitely spam sunflower during summer

[hollow escarp]

Just give her high quality gifts she likes

[cobalt hare]

yeah i keep giving her those

[terse beacon]

I got her to 10 hearts with daffodils

[hollow escarp]

And don’t forget her birthday. It’s in spring

[gloomy solstice]

Daffodils during spring, sunflowers or sweet peas during summer, sashimi/mayo during fall

[sacred wedge]

Yeah if you give a gift that's iridium quality and a loved gift on her birthday it's liek 10x the love points

[cobalt hare]

btw does days with pink flowers falling from the sky mean something?

[sacred wedge]

Good question

[ebon badge]

Daffodils carries tho

[cobalt hare]

tf is iridium

[gloomy solstice]

An item quality

[hollow escarp]

Stock up on Sunflowers during Summer/Fall

[ebon badge]

I LOVE SUNFLOWERS!!!

[hollow escarp]

Once you repair the bus befriending her via coconuts will be a breeze

[gloomy solstice]

Although I don't think you even need to go that hard with Haley, just spam sweet peas and sashimi/mayo...

She's just that easy

[sacred wedge]

When you get an item it can have a star at the bottom right of the item frame @cobalt hare purple is Iridium quality, the best in the game. Gold and Silver are the other two, and no star is the lowest quality

[hollow escarp]

I mean all NPCs are if you know them well

[cobalt hare]

i can get iridium quality daffodils?😭

[sacred wedge]

Yup!

[hollow escarp]

Only with level 10 foraging tho

[sacred wedge]

You'll want to level up foraging for that by cutting down trees, picking up forageable, etc.\

[gloomy solstice]

Oh yeah ofc, at one point you just start spamming people with mayo and sashimi

[cobalt hare]

btw theres sooo much things to do

[gloomy solstice]

Do you want a list

[sacred wedge]

There's a LOT to this game ngl

I just started playing four days ago with my girlfriend and I'm os addicted I even play when she's not on

[cobalt hare]

in a day i gotta go to the mines, plant things, forage, fish, fight, farm😭

[left drum]

And it doesn’t really seem that way at first, so it’s really fun to explore everything over time

[gloomy solstice]

Friendships aren't that important early on

[sacred wedge]

You don't have to do all that in a day - focus on one thing each day if you can!

[cobalt hare]

is it considered cheating if u get a gf ig🤔

[sacred wedge]

No, but they're really helpful

[left drum]

It’s so stressful sometimes

[sacred wedge]

Lmao no we're married in our world

You cna marry other players in co-op

[gloomy solstice]

With that said there's some quality npcs you want to nail down asap

[sacred wedge]

It takes a while tho

[cobalt hare]

yeah bro theres not enough time in a day😭

[sacred wedge]

Linus!

[gloomy solstice]

Haley is not one of them

[sacred wedge]

Linus is a big one fs

[gloomy solstice]

Linus is hands down the best value npc

Emily really good too

[olive rune]

i love linus so much

[left drum]

Fr… the time goes by way too fast

[digital herald]

Got the hay holding thing and another chicken

[cobalt hare]

old cavemen👺

[sacred wedge]

It helps to be friends with Marnie too so you can collect a quest item later in the game

[olive rune]

chickemen

:D

[sacred wedge]

You need three hearts with her pretty early on

But the quest doesn't go away, so you don't have to rush it

[gloomy solstice]

He gives the recipe for sashimi which is responsible for half of your friendship

[sacred wedge]

YUP! ^

[hollow escarp]

2 but yeah

[sacred wedge]

oh my bad

thx!

[olive rune]

wild bait cutscene wild tho

[sacred wedge]

Lmao yeah

[cobalt hare]

i mean idk how should i play the game, should i stop asking questions and go freestyle or should i check the wiki and discord for a lotta things

[gloomy solstice]

Do you want a list +1

[hollow escarp]

Freestyle it!

[gloomy solstice]

Try to follow a list

[hollow escarp]

And ask around when you do have questions

[sacred wedge]

How many messages do I gotta send in here to get level five so I cna use the VCs?!! Ugh I'm happy to be helpful but my fingies hurt

[hollow escarp]

Whatever you do, don’t stress about it

[cobalt hare]

wym

[terse ridge]

Check wiki for gifting and fishing, otherwise freestyle

I hate fishing

[left drum]

I’d say check the wiki/ask questions when you get really stuck on something but otherwise you can just do your thing!

[gloomy solstice]

On what goals you should try to achieve within the season

[sacred wedge]

Do your thing @cobalt hare one of the greatest thigns about this game is you cna choose whatever you want to do and you'll still make plenty of money!

[left drum]

^

[cobalt hare]

yeah why not (im alr day 10)

[terse ridge]

Remember to fish

[sacred wedge]

I feel liek it ruins the adventure of the game if you're constantly pressuring yourslef ot reach goals within the first season

Fishing is so much fun

[digital herald]

Eggs or maynoys sell for more?

[hollow escarp]

Day 15 and I have 300+ crops lol

That’s just how I play

[sacred wedge]

Also if you catcha fish without it ever leaving your green fishing bar you get an increase to it's item rarity by one level no matter what.

[terse ridge]

Look up what fish you need for community bundles and then what conditions you need for them.

[left drum]

I wish I felt this way about it 😭 I always struggle with it for some reason

[sacred wedge]

Well yeah but you're experienced so the challenge is good for you!

[terse ridge]

Can’t go past iridium tho?

[sacred wedge]

Nope

That's the highest level

And as a note

[digital herald]

Ngl I have goals
But I don't rush myself

[copper oasis]

does the auto collecter pick up truffles

[left drum]

Yeah I think this is the best way to play!

[hollow escarp]

It’s afraid of mushrooms

[sacred wedge]

If you're trying to catch any of the legendary fish, I suggest eating something or wearing something that improves your luck, as well as waiting for a lucky day, so you cna get an iridium quality fish - you cna only catch each legendary fish once, and they're worth WAY more if they're high quality.

[hollow escarp]

I like min maxing personally

[cobalt hare]

I’m speed running stardrop rn

Just got like 4 in two weeks

[copper oasis]

but can it pick up eggs tho

[digital herald]

Like I wanted chickens for maynoys
But I didn't rush for year one to do it
On year two and did it on my own pace

[hollow escarp]

Yeah it’s afraid of mushrooms

Not eggs

[left drum]

Ooh can you explain this a bit more?

[cobalt hare]

@gloomy solstice idk what ur cooking but damn😭

[sacred wedge]

I'm with Kiara on playing it at your own pace personally

[gloomy solstice]

Save 10,000g for Summer
Buy the 2000g backpack upgrade
Collect 300 wood to fix the beach bridge
Get to level 40 in the mine
Spam buy strawberries in Spring 13 inside the egg festival

Optionally:
Buy the 1800g fiberglass rod
Grab a copper pickaxe, axe and watering can

[sacred wedge]

There's always plenty of time

[left drum]

I just got chickens in year 2 as well so I’m glad it’s not just me!

[gloomy solstice]

Sorry got really distracted and forgot what I was typing

[sacred wedge]

Teh copper watering can will save you buttloads of energy

[gloomy solstice]

It saves time only

[sacred wedge]

You cna water three tiles at once for the cost of one water

[gloomy solstice]

It doesn't cost any less energy overall

[digital herald]

I survived on selling coal, fish and shrooms
So yeah

I uh...... surly took my time

[sacred wedge]

Wait really?

[hollow escarp]

Day 1 I try to talk to everybody and get as many mixed seeds as possible by breaking foliage

Day 2 I try to buy the Fiberglass Rod and fish until midnight

[cobalt hare]

10 grand💀

[dim tulip]

💀

[sacred wedge]

I thought it took less energy too

[cobalt hare]

np lmao

[gloomy solstice]

Oh its dead easy if you know what you're doing, I ended spring y1 with 26k

[hollow escarp]

Tend to do little to no farming at all for the first 15 days and just mine and catfish

[gloomy solstice]

And I definitely screwed up left and right

[dim tulip]

I got 30k with house upgrades, barn and coop at the summer y1

[gloomy solstice]

But most of that money comes from strawberry seeds on the 13th

[hollow escarp]

Then I spend all of my profit on hundreds of strawberry plants I tend to for the rest of the season

[left drum]

This is very interesting

[gloomy solstice]

Strawberries are busted early game

[hollow escarp]

Currently have 289 strawberries I’m taking care of with a copper watering can

[cobalt hare]

what are they for?

[olive rune]

fun

[gloomy solstice]

Selling

[olive rune]

mhm much money

[gloomy solstice]

They're just the best spring crop

But you can only get it on that day

[olive rune]

strawberries so wild early game

[hollow escarp]

Yeah they gonna make me rich

[gloomy solstice]

So you want to spend all your savings on the 13th and go all in

[dim tulip]

Also Tea Sapling if you want to

[sacred wedge]

Oh yeah the tea saplings are big money

I made like 30000g in one day on them once

[olive rune]

miso was the recommended name i got for my cat so i named him soup

[hollow escarp]

Then I’ll buy even more Blueberries in Summer lol

[sacred wedge]

Oop lol we named ours miso

[olive rune]

miso is such a cute name for cats tho

[cobalt hare]

hey man f that ima stop askin questions, get that list on the second screen and grind😎

[sacred wedge]

Largely because our real cat's name is Queso lmao

[hollow escarp]

I have an elaborate list created for every single day of every season and which crop is the most profitable for said day

[sacred wedge]

It's short for Quesadilla

[gloomy solstice]

Not clay farming d1? I would have considered clay farming all day day 1 and use that extra money for potatoes

[olive rune]

aww

queso cat

[cobalt hare]

even tho its 2am idc we stardew valley

[gloomy solstice]

Tea saplings are also really good for money

[hollow escarp]

Clay farming is probably better tbh

[cobalt hare]

How long does it take to make resin

[gloomy solstice]

But you need to push friendship with Caroline asap

[left drum]

Good luck!

[hollow escarp]

They still haven’t patched out the tea sapling sell price?

[sacred wedge]

Clay farming makes a lot day one but it's SOOOOOO boring

[olive rune]

clay farming is so boring tho

[cobalt hare]

My dads gonna come back before it’s ready

[gloomy solstice]

I only do it if I have to, like I agree that fishing is more productive and less cheaty overall

But clay farming day 1 before fishing just feels really good

[olive rune]

more fun too

[gloomy solstice]

You wanna do anything to get as much money as possible before the 13th on a min max journey after all so

[sacred wedge]

Highly suggest fishing in the rivers your first rainy day.

Catfish are hard to catch initially but you get used to how they move and they're REALLY expensive!

[hollow escarp]

Day 1 there isn’t much to do. Routing out a path which allows you to meet all the NPCs on day 1 while also collecting mixed seeds is fun though Imo

[gloomy solstice]

Ideally go insane on the mines too and start having gold ore ready during spring

[hollow escarp]

Probably better to clay farm tbh but still fun

[gloomy solstice]

Yeah exactly you meet all npcs during egg festival anyways so

And the only two value npcs are Caroline and Linus

[olive rune]

i got like no rain this year in game it was so fun :,) (my first year on this save too 😒 )

[hollow escarp]

Yeah but you want to meet them all on day 1 so that you can get the 500 gold cash reward day 2

[digital creek]

this mines are important

[cobalt hare]

quick question can i get a rifle and shoot those damn birds to sell their meat?

[digital creek]

LMFAO

[sacred wedge]

LOL no

Would be funny

[hollow escarp]

That requires you also give a gift though so it’s a good idea to bring a rock to the beach to gift to Willy

[digital creek]

try shooting rocks at them

maybe u can pelt them💀

[gloomy solstice]

But that's time not spent clay farming which earns more on d1 than 500

[olive rune]

they actually were gonna put butchering in the game but decided not to i think (cause it didnt really fit the vibe lmao)

[gloomy solstice]

If that isn't an issue then yeah go for it

[hollow escarp]

Yeah but clay farming is boring and cheaty

[digital creek]

true

lol i havent done any grinding except for the marriage grind💀married elliott year 1

[dapper granite]

Hi!! Just got my first ancien seed. What should I do with it v

[gloomy solstice]

Me when murdering the whole bat population in the mines is 👌 but hurting my own poultry is a big no no

[olive rune]

slayy

[olive rune]

frfr

[agile pier]

Yea

[cobalt hare]

Same but with abigail ☠️

[olive rune]

i want a pet bat ingame so bad it would be so cool

[cobalt hare]

Now I started to grind in winter

[olive rune]

other than cave i guess that counts lol

[cobalt hare]

I have like 30+ sprinkler with like 352 crop spaces

And I’m working on my keg army for my wine empire

[dapper granite]

What can you os in winter :/

[cobalt hare]

lmao u think im some cavemen? i only need hands

[olive rune]

WINE EMPIRE

[dapper granite]

Do*

[olive rune]

bro is gonna grab the birds outta the sky

[gloomy solstice]

Finish the mines, upgrade all your tools to gold

[cobalt hare]

Mining and fishing is what I do

[gloomy solstice]

If you have the bus unlocked, go hit the deserts

[cobalt hare]

Just level grinding in everything except farming in general

[dapper granite]

Stuck level 85 in the mines 🥲

[digital creek]

im year two and i still have some basic tools tbh LMFAO

[gloomy solstice]

Just speedrun it

At level 90 you get a sword

Which is basically your end game sword from 90-120

[digital creek]

make some stairs!!! they my bff

[gloomy solstice]

No don't make stairs wtf

Definitely not at this stage

[dapper granite]

You can make some ? 😮

[cobalt hare]

at least woman cooks

[olive rune]

yea its very expensive early game tho

[digital creek]

im gay plus he makes me coffee😣

[gloomy solstice]

Don't you even make any its an absolute waste and you can survive through 85-90 without stairs

[digital creek]

true im just really lazy

[gloomy solstice]

Just play like a coward until 90

[dapper granite]

Hahaha

[mystic jasper]

Luck does not affect fishing chances for rarer fish. Fishing zone does. For iridium quality it is only obtainable through perfect catches on initial gold or by quality bobber on initial gold

[olive rune]

definitely not worth it with the materials you could get in the mines doing them normally

[agile pier]

Upgrade your pickaxe and bring lots of food and you'll get past it

[gloomy solstice]

Legit you get a sword upgrade that solves most of your issues

[dapper granite]

Which food is best

[olive rune]

until you pass out and every single time without fail you lose your sword

[dapper granite]

I have bone sword

[olive rune]

I had one :,)

[gloomy solstice]

Cheese, but I survived with fish and mushrooms

[digital creek]

THIS GIRL😭HOW MANY EGGS DO U NEED TO BEAT ABIGAIL SHE CHEATING ON GOD

[agile pier]

Early game i like to just get alot of salmonberries in spring and they last me till fall

[mystic jasper]

I tend to get 14 eggs during the festival

[olive rune]

18 egg run 18 egg run

pixel perfect

[digital creek]

i only got 8💔

[gloomy solstice]

You don't lose items from passing out?

You only lose items from dying

[olive rune]

thats what i meant

[onyx citrus]

9 eggs

[digital creek]

dont u lose money tho

[dapper granite]

And money

[onyx citrus]

You need 9 to win

[digital creek]

SO WE TIED💔

[dusk wolf]

junimo kart is the worst thing ever created

[gloomy solstice]

Yeah but its capped at 1k and really you shouldn't be mining after 12 anyways

[agile pier]

Technically you aren't dying otherwise Harvey wouldn't be able to bring you back unless he is a necromancer instead of a doctor

[gloomy solstice]

Or even 11

[olive rune]

I WILL NOT LET THIS SLIDE

[marsh hull]

nah

[dusk wolf]

it makes me want to throw my computer through my window

[olive rune]

JUNIMO KART MY BELOVED

JUST GET GOOD 🔥

[marsh hull]

journey of the prairie king is.

[dapper granite]

I had 9000 and lost 1000

[olive rune]

also know as procrastinate on work playing junimo kart

[dusk wolf]

I GET TO THE STUPID MUSHROOM LEVEL ALL THE TIME AND CANT GET PAST IT

[agile pier]

I suck ass at junimo kart but I can beat jotpk easily

[olive rune]

OH MY GOD WHEN YOU GET THE LEVELS WITH LIKE 20 PINK MUSHROOMS IN A ROW UGH

[marsh hull]

BRO JUST WISH YOU GET THE HOT ROLLERCOASTER LEVEL

[gloomy solstice]

Anyways yeah just bring a lot of mushrooms or spend 1-2 days fishing and use all that fish as your food source and just make a run for it to 90

[marsh hull]

that level is the worst

[agile pier]

Junimo kart will always be my greatest enemy

[gloomy solstice]

Avoid fighting, break the rocks near the exit cuz you can usually find stairs there

[dusk wolf]

YEAH HOW CAN U LOVE THAT GAME

[digital creek]

NOOOO

I GOT THE CUTSCENE ELLIOTT IS LEAVING ME

[marsh hull]

THE FREAKING SMOKES

[dusk wolf]

these.

there were 2 in a row and i lost all 4 of my lives on them bc i just couldnt do it

[olive rune]

you just gotta pray you dont get those

[marsh hull]

I ENCOUNTERED 3 IN A ROW AND JUST RAGE QUIT

wth man

[olive rune]

NO CAUSE THATS ACTUALLY SO REAL

[onyx citrus]

The mushroom level is amazing. Purple mushrooms are the best cheap mining food.

[olive rune]

but like its worth it for the ending

[olive rune]

junimo kart ones

[dusk wolf]

junimo kart

[marsh hull]

uhm, we're talking about junimo kart

[olive rune]

but also mushrooms mm

purple

in normal mines

[onyx citrus]

Oh.

[olive rune]

i like the bats but i had to chose mushroom cave cause mushroom cave

[digital creek]

how do i fix fences💔😭im supposed to be a vet but i aint remember any of this shit

[marsh hull]

place another one on the same spot

/tile

[granite badger]

Destroy them and make a new one and replace it

[digital creek]

damn

[marsh hull]

you didn't have to destroy it

[digital creek]

i cant even wait for my bby girl to fix it because hes LEAVING FOR HIS BOOK👎👎👎

[dusk wolf]

im gonna beat junimo kart rn

[olive rune]

go go go

[granite badger]

You can destroy tghe broken fences

[marsh hull]

i hope you get the glow shrooms grotto- i mean good luck

[granite badger]

[marsh hull]

the background is soo pretty but the level is a shi-

[cobalt hare]

How do I win the fishing contest

[marsh hull]

uhm, im not sure how much fish you need to catch to win that festival

wait a sec

5 fish

idk, i just search it on google

[olive rune]

just like be better

works for me

👍

[cobalt hare]

Does the fire quartz turn into regular refined quartz or smelted or no

[dusk wolf]

onto the ghost level

[marsh hull]

regular refined quartz

but you get 3 instead of 1

by smelting fire quartz

[cobalt hare]

I WISH I KNEW

IVMSJALWJRND

[dusk wolf]

i passed ghastly level with 5 lives

moment of truth if i get mushrooms

i got mushrooms.

[marsh hull]

i hate those spirits

[grave root]

hi guys

[olive rune]

hey

[marsh hull]

oof.

[grave root]

how do i upgrade my shipping bin?

[marsh hull]

you can't..

[grave root]

what

[olive rune]

it shall remain box

[dusk wolf]

im literally going to quit

[grave root]

ive read you can get that box which gives you like a % back of thje item

[olive rune]

its the same sell price as anywhere you sell stuff so you cant get more money

[dusk wolf]

how do i pass 1 mushroom 3 bouncy mushrooms and 3 more mushrooms in a row

[olive rune]

i think your thinking of trashcan maybe

[dusk wolf]

junimo kart is the worst game.

[marsh hull]

AHH, that.

[grave root]

[olive rune]

prolly not the worst

[grave root]

yes i think that the one

[olive rune]

yea you can upgrade it a clints the same way you do normal tools

[marsh hull]

have you beat journey of the prairie king.

[cobalt hare]

We all hate Pierre but at least he’s nice enough to tell us about new seeds n stuff

Better than joja

[dusk wolf]

no but i got close but i also feel like it takes too long so i just go to junimo kart

[olive rune]

BRO I CANT GET PAST THE FIRST SECTION AGGH

[marsh hull]

some people didn't even upgrade it

[olive rune]

yeah i do last (maybe hoe after that actually)

[dusk wolf]

i always regret not upgrading my hoe bc big crops take soo long