stardew-valley

[ember ermine]

Yep

[cinder carbon]

@solid berry I have two trash hats on that save. I have never gotten the ||living hat|| tho

[solid berry]

I have the golden coconut but the trash hat is nowhere to be seen

[shut meadow]

how long does it take melons to grow

[solid berry]

12 days

[shut meadow]

so the 28th? nice timing

[terse beacon]

It says on the seed pack

[solid berry]

me neither, but my longest playthrough has 4 years and not trash hat or living hat

[onyx citrus]

No you are okay

[cinder carbon]

@shut meadow don't forget you start counting the day after you plant

Basically add the number of days it takes to grow to the current day, that is when it will be ready to harvest

[cobalt hare]

How fucking long do casks take

I put this shit in like 2 years ago its still there

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare very fucking long

[cobalt hare]

God

[cinder carbon]

My tea empire is growing 💪

[hexed smelt]

I've never understood watching someone else play a game when you could be playing it yourself.

[onyx citrus]

Soon you will have all the tea.

[onyx citrus]

Casks take two seasons for wine.

[vital shadow]

it grows during winter...?

[cinder carbon]

Should be done by then. I think 2 seasons is max time for normal to iridium

[lapis dew]

True i was just wondering i might start being a content creator and see if anyone watches

[cinder carbon]

It grows but does not produce

[vital shadow]

some games are more entertaining to watch than to play.

I enjoy watching horror games, but dislike playing them

[ember ermine]

Same

[rapid zealot]

Hi, I have a question for someone with a Steam Deck, or, I guess any pc. So, if I begin a farm on my Windows laptop, is it possible to pick up and play where I left off on my laptop, and play the saved game file on a Steam Deck? Or would I have to start over?

[vital shadow]

pretty sure steam has file sync

[solid berry]

its nice when you are working and can't play but you like a background noise for your anxious thoughts xd sorry that was specific

[cinder carbon]

If you're using Steam client you have cloud saves

[mossy citrus]

People are just better then me at some games or cut down really grindy games into something more interesting for me

[ashen flume]

Oh yes i do, really looking for reccomendations rn, just someone streaming sdv weekly in the same save

[hexed smelt]

I can understand that.

[mossy citrus]

My favorite is Cordite

[cinder carbon]

Some people want to see the story of a game, or want to see different paths/strategies/playstyles. Also sometimes it's relaxing, have you ever sat on the couch with a friend while they played something?

[ashen flume]

Ooh, maybe I'll look onto that later

[hexed smelt]

I'll watch tutorials for that reason, but investing time in watching someone's random game stream really isn't for me, not when I could be investing that time in playing myself.

[cinder carbon]

I want to stream stuff on my PC but it's a potato. I need to build a new one soon

[ashen flume]

Same but i lack the money and the knowledge

[cinder carbon]

I really wanted to stream/record minecraft for my nephew, just as a fun thing for us, but I think he's over it now

[solid berry]

That's valid too, I guess its down to preferences

[hexed smelt]

Watching someone else play makes me want to rip the controller out of their hand and have my turn. LOL
Yes, I'm a control(ler) freak.

[mossy citrus]

I agree. I don't really watch uncut videos more so like HOURS of playtime condensed into a shorter video. Like Runescape videos for example, I just don't have time grind myself

[cinder carbon]

Building a PC is suuuuper easy actually

You don't save much money over prebuilt these days tho

[solid berry]

I do love watching streams, it helps me with my anxiety

[hexed smelt]

I can understand the appeal of watching game streaming. Especially if you are part of a community of friends chatting while the stream is going on. I belong to a Minecraft Discord server like that.
But I can only watch gameplay for a limited time before the itch to play myself just becomes overwhelming. Maybe that's just my own gaming addiction talking. 😆

[ember ermine]

Everyone has their own preferences

[solid berry]

Thats great too, we all have preferences

you do you

[ashen flume]

I wish it was like that with me, i havent played sdv in like a week or so

[toxic geode]

WHYG IS THE LIGHTING SO LOUD

IT SOUNDS LIKE THE VALLEY IS BEING BOMBED

[solid berry]

I know right

[ember ermine]

That’s why I turn that sound down

[gloomy solstice]

I do it a lot when I was a kid, something about watching people nail a game without requiring any effort from your side, or even requiring to own the game at all

[craggy flume]

free stuff if you got the right things placed for lightning

[solid berry]

I do it now, I am adult and I truly understand that feeling

[cobalt hare]

can i place that shed on the pet tiles

[cinder carbon]

@toxic geode it's literally striking your farm, you ever have lightning strike right outside your house? It's pretty dang loud

[cobalt hare]

like the wood

nevermind

[hexed smelt]

Why do I hear a rooster first thing on a sunny morning when I have no animals besides my cat? 😆

[cobalt hare]

i forgot the totem thing

[toxic geode]

theres a rouge rooster terrorizing the valley

[gloomy solstice]

It must be from Marnie

Damn you Marnie go tend to your chickens

[craggy flume]

That damn rooster...

[hexed smelt]

No. The game won't let you. Any occupied tile will turn red as you try to choose a location.

[cobalt hare]

This game has something out for me i stg im going to kill my wife and children

[gloomy solstice]

Don't kill Haley wtf

[cinder carbon]

Yes kill haley

[cobalt hare]

U want to know something crazy i was planning on having 2 kids for the achievement but i saw my baby and picked him up and im emotionally attached to it now

I cant get rid of it

🥰

[solid berry]

awww

Thats so sweet

[hexed smelt]

Now throw him 18 feet into the air and catch him. Nothing says "Dad" like traumatizing your kid with a fear of dashing his brains out from being dropped.

😝

[solid berry]

hahahahah

[gloomy solstice]

"You're stronger than you look" -- Haley

[craggy flume]

💀

[cinder carbon]

@hexed smelt my ex gf's dad was throwing her in the air when she was a baby and her head hit the ceiling

It explained a lot actually

[cobalt hare]

how do i get different beds

[terse beacon]

HAHA

[cobalt hare]

i got shitty default one and all the npcs have cool beds

[toxic geode]

😬

[shut meadow]

what can i use the sprinkler for

[solid berry]

I think you can buy one at Robins and ginger Island

[vital mirage]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[solid berry]

with the blue duolingo

[terse beacon]

Which one

[vital mirage]

MARNIE COME BACK

[shut meadow]

normal sprinkler

[cobalt hare]

is it worth upgrading to iridium tools

[cinder carbon]

@shut meadow generally skip the normal sprinkler

[solid berry]

yess

Always

[cinder carbon]

YES

[terse beacon]

It waters 1 block on each side of the sprinkler

[cobalt hare]

Why

[shut meadow]

why thats the only sprinkler i can craft

[cobalt hare]

i barely swing my pickaxe and axe

[solid berry]

Faster, better tools

[cinder carbon]

Eventuallu buy the furniture catalog

[solid berry]

and less energy consumed

[cobalt hare]

i got both catalogues

[terse beacon]

You can water/till 18 blocks at once.
You can 1 shot stones in the ||skull cavern||

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare buy beds there

[cobalt hare]

i only got one type of bed tho

these the beds i have right now

[terse beacon]

It also would take 2 shots to knock down a tree and 1 shot to get rid of the stump at iridium level

[cobalt hare]

is the iridium ring better

or do i go tools

[terse beacon]

Iridium band?

[cobalt hare]

Idk

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare iridum ring will last you the entire game

[terse beacon]

If you mean the iridium band then that one is rly good

[cobalt hare]

ok

[vital mirage]

I’m gonna put 4 chickens 4 ducks and 4 rabbits in my deluxe coop

[cobalt hare]

i have 24 chickens and like 1 dinosaur

and 1 black chicken

imabout to sell the chickens they destroyng my hay

[cinder carbon]

Uh the politically correct term is chicken of color

[terse beacon]

PFFFFT

[cobalt hare]

Kills myself

[vital mirage]

I would love a black chicken

[cobalt hare]

u get it from witch

[solid berry]

or Krobus

[terse beacon]

Y’all gotta spoiler this stuff man

[cinder carbon]

Or like... give clues

But eventually people are just gonna blurt stuff out so it's not worth complaining

[gloomy solstice]

Is witch spoiler material?

[cobalt hare]

no

[gloomy solstice]

Cuz you can get it randomly

[cinder carbon]

I always try to be vague with answers like that but someone always spoils. It's whatever

[cobalt hare]

Good job ame ruining everything

[solid berry]

oh my, sorry

[cobalt hare]

is there any plants that are like shrubs

not potted house plants

[cinder carbon]

Speaking of spoilers, ||can we say canonically that the shadow person you get the magnifying glass from isn't Krobus? You can meet Krobus before that event and the game still calls it "Shadow Guy"||

[terse beacon]

Pineapples kinda look like shrubs

[terse beacon]

They’re not the same

[cinder carbon]

@terse beacon people call him Krobus all the time tho

[terse beacon]

Probably because they look similar

But they’re definitely not the same

Copper from floors 1-40. Iron from 40-80. Gold from 80-120

Of the regular mines

Over by robin’s house

[west crane]

Place 5 ores & 1 coal in a furnace

[vital mirage]

guys I just bought 4 chickens 4 ducks and 1 rabbit

[solid berry]

Nicee

[hexed smelt]

I don't care. It will always be Krobus to me. Because it's just nicer that way.

[vital mirage]

happy family

[solid berry]

Awww so cute!

[vital mirage]

I’m gonna murder the rabbit and eat it

[solid berry]

nooooo

[cinder carbon]

@hexed smelt ok

[terse beacon]

1500 calories

[vital mirage]

what should my first shed be

[cinder carbon]

@vital mirage a coffee lounge

[hexed smelt]

It's okay if you don't want it to be. It's just my two cents.

[fringe wagon]

||Pretty sure that's Krobus. His birthday is on the same day you obtain the magnifying glass: Winter 1||

[vital mirage]

give me reference

[cinder carbon]

@fringe wagon why wouldn't it say Krobus: when it talks then

[plucky dirge]

hey how do i get into the sewers

[terse beacon]

60 donations to the museum will get you the rusty key from gunther the day after you donate the 60th item

[fringe wagon]

Because not everyone will have likely opened the sewers when they get it?

It'll also just be spoiling the character early on

[terse beacon]

Which unlocks sewers

[cinder carbon]

@vital mirage https://www.google.com/search?q=stardew+coffee+shop+shed

[vital mirage]

you guys should get telephone

[cinder carbon]

@fringe wagon if you have opened the sewers it still says that

[terse beacon]

Don’t you mean a telly?

[vital mirage]

tummy rub

[fringe wagon]

Ask CA about that, not me
I still think it's him

[cinder carbon]

I mean it's clearly not if you've met the character and the game doesn't say it's that character when you talk to it lmao

[solid berry]

How do you guys do that? the message that doesnt appear until you click it to avoid spoilers in the future

[fringe wagon]

@cinder carbon

[terse beacon]

Two of these —> | on either side of your message

[vital mirage]

guys never marry Alex

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare sorry on mobile, if it scrolls while you long press sometimes it picks the wrong line

[terse beacon]

@solid berry

[meager cypress]

Who is it tho?

[cinder carbon]

@fringe wagon if you want me to ask someone else then don't give your opinion?

[versed tapir]

hey guys, how can I expand my screen in addition to what the game offers?

[fringe wagon]

Ok then

[cinder carbon]

@meager cypress it's just Shadow Guy apparently

[terse beacon]

Another shadow humanoid

[solid berry]

like —> | this ?

[terse beacon]

Krobus isn’t the only one

…

[meager cypress]

Ah understandable

[meager cypress]

What do you mean?

[terse beacon]

The line

[meager cypress]

You can zoom out in the settings menu

[terse beacon]

2 lines on either side of the message

[versed tapir]

So, is there any way I can expand the screen more than the game puts in?

my game is in 75%

can I get more than this?

[solid berry]

|| spoiler?

[meager cypress]

||example text||

[fringe wagon]

|| on both sides of the message

[meager cypress]

What I just sent is how you spoiler

[fringe wagon]

|| this || but without the spaces

Oh rip it still worked

[solid berry]

||like this?

[meager cypress]

Close

[solid berry]

||like this?||

[meager cypress]

^

[fringe wagon]

|| on the right end

[cinder carbon]

Maybe mods. If you use the screenshot in options it takes a picture of the entire map you're currently on

[solid berry]

OHHHH

[vital mirage]

Never ever marry Alex

[solid berry]

Thank youu!!

[vital mirage]

Do not marry Alex

[terse beacon]

Damn now i feel bad for getting frustrated

[fringe wagon]

Why do you keep saying that

What's so bad about Alex

[craggy flume]

why

[versed tapir]

nice, do you know the mod? that can expand more?

[vital mirage]

let’s just say his 14 heart event is || he takes 5k from you dips and go cave in the saloon ||

[meager cypress]

Bruh fr?

[craggy flume]

5k?

[vital mirage]

Yes

[terse beacon]

Thats pocket change

[cinder carbon]

@versed tapir not sure it exists, that's a maybe

[meager cypress]

That's annoying but yeah it's not that much cash

[vital mirage]

but he leaves you

[terse beacon]

He could take 5k a day and id still be making income

[cinder carbon]

@versed tapir what is your monitor aspect ratio?

[vital mirage]

I make 100k a day

[terse beacon]

Man what the hell you doing to get 100k a day

[vital mirage]

Something

[terse beacon]

Im only making 40k

[versed tapir]

good question lol

[cinder carbon]

If you get an uw or larger monitor you can see more to left and right I believe

[versed tapir]

lemme see

[terse beacon]

Is it 100k per day year round??

[vital mirage]

Yes

[fringe wagon]

Everyone has questionable heart events
But personally, that doesn't really justify that he's a bad bachelor

||He did do it for the other male NPCs too, like Gus, Kent, and George||

[echo oxide]

I syck at business coz my money is only 6g now

[vital mirage]

GRRRRRR

[terse beacon]

How many farm animals do you have

[craggy flume]

how?

[cobalt hare]

Just look at ur monitor

[vital mirage]

I’m doing cheats that’s why

[terse beacon]

Ew

[vital mirage]

I’m lazy ok

[echo oxide]

and I will harvest my crops after 10-13 days bcs they're expensive

[dusk wolf]

last thing i need to do 🙏

[echo oxide]

[cobalt hare]

someone willing to teach me how to play?

[vital mirage]

atleast I get the money

[terse beacon]

Smh

[cobalt hare]

its easy if u have played any video game before u should be able to figure it out

[versed tapir]

I don't understand

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare i think you gotta be more specific

[fringe wagon]

Too broad to explain but there's this to help you out

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Getting_Started

[cobalt hare]

chances are its 16;9

so no u cant zoom out more

[vital mirage]

guys don’t date sam

[cobalt hare]

thx

[terse beacon]

Guys dont listen to mei

[vital mirage]

don’t date Sam

[digital herald]

>

[meager cypress]

There also isn't really a specific way to get started, you can really do whatever you want

[versed tapir]

my resolution is 1366x768

[digital herald]

Is there an end to the game ?

[vital mirage]

I HATE ABIGAIL

I HOPE SHE FALLS OFF THAT STONE BRDIGE

[solid berry]

Thats the beauty of it

[gloomy solstice]

Technically no

[vital mirage]

AND DROWN

[meager cypress]

Depends what you mean by end but not really

[digital herald]

;CRDIO N O W ! ! !

[gloomy solstice]

There's a reward for completely doing everything in the game so to speak

[vital mirage]

GRRRR

[meager cypress]

Why hate any NPC

[cobalt hare]

yea u have low res monitor so u cant see as much

[gloomy solstice]

But the game never ends

[cinder carbon]

@versed tapir thats 16:9 you could get a 21:9 monitor I guess

[cobalt hare]

its not that bad tho u will get used to it

Happy 7th anniversary nobs

[digital herald]

[cinder carbon]

@versed tapir can you set it to 1920:1080?

[vital mirage]

🔪

[fringe wagon]

There is no linear end to the game
You can play for as much as you want, as long as you want

[digital herald]

Oh
I heard something about it ends 3 years or something

Tho that's the same person who told me to give everyone sap....

[versed tapir]

ok

[hexed smelt]

Best piece of advice I can give is to watch the TV every morning before you leave the house for game tips and recipes.

[fringe wagon]

If you mean ||Grandpa's Evaluation||, that's not a definitive end

Since anyone can just sleep to Year 3 and not do anything

[versed tapir]

I can´t, the max is 1366x768

[digital herald]

Oh okay so it's just a big event not an end?

[fringe wagon]

Yea

[versed tapir]

In windows

[hexed smelt]

It's endless. I have a year 14 save. Some people can measure their saves in decades.

[digital herald]

O h

Also any tips for mines?
Like what layer/level best for copper

And how to regrow trees

[solid berry]

||You can find more cooper from 31-39 and can regrow trees by planting their seeds||

[vital shadow]

plant seeds or wait for them to shed them

[shut meadow]

STOP IM MARRIED TO SAM AND I FORGOT HIS OWN FUCKING BIRTHDAY

[versed ravine]

why did you spoiler that

planting seeds isn’t very post cc

[gloomy solstice]

Its post day 0

[solid berry]

Im still learning how to use discord and not ruin everyone experiences

[hexed smelt]

Copper ore can be found starting on level 2. I wouldn't recommend floors 31-39 because those are the dark levels, where you're basically moving blind.

[solid berry]

but never use it until today lol

[gloomy solstice]

I would say floor 11 is the best

[vital mirage]

imagine couldn’t be me

[hexed smelt]

Read the pins for the channel. It tells you want should be spoilered.

[gloomy solstice]

Enter floor 11, mine any copper you find, leave, rejoin floor 11

[vital mirage]

So I’m the better wife to Sammy

[gloomy solstice]

Its very easy to be best wife to Sammy

Just baby him like a child

Feed him daily

[vital mirage]

yeah but I’m better

😡😡😡😡😡

[gloomy solstice]

What, do you spoon feed him?

[shut meadow]

i give him fried eggs and kisses every morning

[gloomy solstice]

You should give him mayo

[vital mirage]

I give him pizza

[shut meadow]

he my hubby, and im his wife, i do what i want

[humble marlin]

Which one

[vital mirage]

tiller

[gloomy solstice]

Tiller

[shut meadow]

he likes his fried eggies

[vital mirage]

Sam doesn’t need a super cucumber when he has me

[gloomy solstice]

Actually

[shut meadow]

well hes not gay

[gloomy solstice]

Why not get him cactus

[shut meadow]

so

[humble marlin]

Tiller? I'd assume rancher since that's a better late game source of money

[gloomy solstice]

Its very easy to come by

[gloomy solstice]

No crops are the best source of money from start to end

[vital mirage]

Wow

[gloomy solstice]

Truffles can't beat wine

[humble marlin]

Are truffles crops

[oak charm]

Treaaure chests tho?

[vital mirage]

I find that offending and it hurts my feelings! 😢

[gloomy solstice]

No they're foragables

But benefit from artisan if turned to truffle oil

[humble marlin]

Ah and tiller leads to artisan

[gloomy solstice]

Actually yeah rancher is inferior even if you only count animals

[shut meadow]

im saying that sam prefers cherries over cucumbers

[humble marlin]

Gotchu

[gloomy solstice]

Cuz of artisan yea

[vital mirage]

I have bigger cherries and peaches

[shut meadow]

i do too

[gloomy solstice]

Why not just get him a cactus

With level 10 foraging its dead easy to rush 14 hearts with him

[abstract delta]

Whoop

[vital mirage]

Than u

[hexed smelt]

It's why I wait until Winter of year 1 to start making friends and giving gifts. I can get better gifts and work smarter, not harder.

[shut meadow]

not possible i have ones bigger than your forehead

[vital mirage]

Not possible

[dim tulip]

I don't think neither of them have the bus fixed

I also think they didn't finish a single CC room

[vital mirage]

Speaking of that I fixed the bus and it’s gonna be my first time going

[gloomy solstice]

That sounds way more sad than it should be

[vital mirage]

THE DESERT IS BEAUTIFUL

[gloomy solstice]

Go to the left lower corner

That shop there sells all kinds of good crops for spring and summer for wine

[vital mirage]

Who’s that girl

GUYS IM GONNA BE RICH

bouncer let me in

[gloomy solstice]

She's Emily's friend

She sells great stuff

Starfruit is the 2nd best crop in the game

[vital mirage]

how do u get Pearl

I need this birch bed

[oak charm]

Im at 9/10 hearts with Krobus,what do i give him?

[vital mirage]

parsnip

[oak charm]

Mermaid show

[echo oxide]

guys how do I grow my little chicks :(

[oak charm]

Pet em

And wait

[echo oxide]

its been a while and its still little

[vital mirage]

ITS SO LONG

[echo oxide]

ok

[oak charm]

It takes a week i think

[vital mirage]

You shove it down ur throat

[oak charm]

Kfc👍

[shut meadow]

I HATE PENNY I HATE HER I HATE HER SO MUCH

[cunning silo]

based

[cobalt hare]

vroom

[mental marsh]

bro i got separation anxiety from this game i miss harvey ;-; i miss my kid i miss my hundred thousand g HWBQKSNWJS

[cobalt hare]

go get a life holy

[mental marsh]

never

[shut meadow]

she still cant get her ugly ass eyes off my sammy even when we’re married 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😤

[cobalt hare]

every day I see u here

[cobalt hare]

hot

[mental marsh]

ofc

[left drum]

So I’m playing co-op for the first time with my boyfriend, do you guys have any info that’s really essential to know if you want to have a successful farm in co-op?

[cobalt hare]

addict

[cobalt hare]

do not do the share money option

[mental marsh]

well you wont see me here anymore cause im starting studies im crying so hard rn

[cobalt hare]

like hold it seperatly

[shut meadow]

have babies and make them slave around the farm

[cobalt hare]

oh i just ignore them <3

[oak charm]

Kill the babies then

[cinder carbon]

More Stardew IRL. Pickled radish.

[cobalt hare]

frrrrrr

[mental marsh]

n0--

[cobalt hare]

why

[left drum]

Lmao thank you guys

[mental marsh]

hm and then im the addict

[gaunt gale]

No

[mental marsh]

smhsmh

[gaunt gale]

Just no

[pliant stag]

is dark sword good?

[gaunt gale]

It’s fine

[oak charm]

Eh

[mental marsh]

not the pickled radish 😭😭

[gaunt gale]

Better than edge

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare @gaunt gale @mental marsh you're kidding it's delicious

[oak charm]

💯

[shut meadow]

your pfp looks like hailey bieber

[oak charm]

Time to give krobus an parsnip

[cobalt hare]

I would rather eat your great great great grandmother's decomposing corpse

[mental marsh]

anything pickled is kind of disgusting ngl

[shut meadow]

a**

[gaunt gale]

That’s amazing

[cinder carbon]

Wow

[mental marsh]

nice

[gaunt gale]

I would say that too if I made it

While crying internally

[cinder carbon]

I guess tastes are tastes

[cobalt hare]

yes. ur tastes are bad tastes

[mental marsh]

LMFAO EIQBSKWND

[oak charm]

Krobus dosent like parsnips

[mental marsh]

there are right tastes and wrong tastes

clearly

[shut meadow]

anyone wanna watch me make ramen

[cinder carbon]

I won't take a better picture of the kimchi back there then

[mint escarp]

my farm is livent rn

[shut meadow]

nvm im switching to spam sandwiches

[cinder carbon]

Anyway I'm jarring and kegging over here. Decanted the ginger beer too

[mental marsh]

i want to but i cant

[cobalt hare]

I would rather drink a gallon of unrefined oil than talk to you. leave now.

[mint escarp]

what did i do

[mental marsh]

bro just made their account leave them alone

[cobalt hare]

LMFAOO

[meager cypress]

Gotta love unlocking the sewers before getting all four dwarf scrolls

[shut meadow]

blocked

[mental marsh]

HENQKBSJWBD bro was just born today cut them some slack

[cobalt hare]

introducing you to the wonderfully kind community behind the incredible game of Stardew Valley

[mint escarp]

i forgot my password to my old acount

[cobalt hare]

Also why won't anyone leave when I tell them to

very annoying

[onyx citrus]

Tip of the day: If you pick up jack-o-lantern’s before the end of the month, they wont rot.

[cobalt hare]

i ppersonally think it would be funny

[oak charm]

Jack o lanterns suck tho

[meager cypress]

What do I do with duck feathers?

[cobalt hare]

irl too

[meager cypress]

Just sell em?

[cobalt hare]

just keep them in a freezer

[oak charm]

You eat them

[cobalt hare]

eat

[mental marsh]

keep them and gift them to someone when the time is right

[cobalt hare]

ok sam enjoyer

[shut meadow]

this is the second time now, ryker, u better watch your mouth

[onyx citrus]

Save some for gifts.

[cobalt hare]

bruh who even are you

[shut meadow]

reported

[oak charm]

Eliott prob

[mental marsh]

its a universally loved gift iinm

[mint escarp]

idk even know what my farm is now

[meager cypress]

It is??

[mint escarp]

ive done nothing

[meager cypress]

It's a universal love? fr?

[shut meadow]

blocked

[cobalt hare]

no

[mint escarp]

for 28 days

[oak charm]

Uni. Liked prob

[mental marsh]

isnt it?

[mental marsh]

oh

[meager cypress]

Oof

[mental marsh]

mb

[cobalt hare]

ur built like a garbage disposal bin

[oak charm]

Beside dor elliott

[shut meadow]

i will block any penny and abigail lovers, sam slanderers

[onyx citrus]

It is not

[cobalt hare]

sam is funny but also vincent is better

[oak charm]

Sam is goki but manchilded tbh

[mint escarp]

my scare crow runs my farm now

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare have you been drinking?

[terse beacon]

Thats his job

[cobalt hare]

not funny guys

very mean

[shut meadow]

thats not even a question

[shut meadow]

he has

[cobalt hare]

oh

fr

[mint escarp]

thats all i see

when i talk to em

[cinder carbon]

I hope so, it would suck to have that personality sober

[mental marsh]

im missing my last rarecrow and have no idea how to get it 😭😭

[mental marsh]

BROOO SHEHEHSDEBU

[mint escarp]

does the cat do anything

[cinder carbon]

@mental marsh did you get the one from the desert?

[mental marsh]

nah

[oak charm]

Yall im in the bug lair,who wants well-done bug steak

[mint escarp]

oof

[mental marsh]

theres one in the desert ? HENQKNW OTL

ill go check when i can

[cinder carbon]

@mental marsh ||casino||

[cobalt hare]

When mobile multiplayer?

[mental marsh]

ohhhh ty !!

[oak charm]

Do i craft a lot of kegs?

Im in endgame rn

[cinder carbon]

Yes

[oak charm]

Bet

[cinder carbon]

If you need money

[mental marsh]

why not

[oak charm]

Unbet

I have 220,105g

I dont need more

[mental marsh]

SHEEESH

buy the catalogue from robin

decorate your house

[oak charm]

Gold clock 10M tho

[mental marsh]

to your hearts content

[oak charm]

Haley eats coconut right?

[mental marsh]

yes

maybe- she likes cocounts idk if she eats then

[cinder carbon]

You need more

[oak charm]

Pumpkins are uni liked btw

Just found out

Nvm

[mental marsh]

lol?

[cinder carbon]

Most cooked food is universal like or nearly so. That's why I walk around with 100+ sashimi

[oak charm]

Got an ancient seed,noice

Where void salmon

[cinder carbon]

This is what you pair with your kegs

[mental marsh]

except for harvey cause hes a little bitch he hates all cooked food that isnt healthy

[oak charm]

Igth

[cinder carbon]

@mental marsh yeah but he loves ||coffee|| so that's easy

[mental marsh]

yes but i cant make him pancakes in the morning that makes me sad ;-;

[oak charm]

Krobus best house-roamer

[shut meadow]

my sister is watching a movie where a dumb wannabe bunny cop grows up to turn everyone racist

[oak charm]

👍

Who wants wood fence for 600g

[cinder carbon]

Time to make more kombucha. I also want that in 1.6

[shut meadow]

i dont think they will go that specific even though i also want it too

[cinder carbon]

Tea in preserve jar

"Pickled tea" pssssh

[oak charm]

.

[trail cargo]

best way to make money y2?

[oak charm]

Delicious

[trail cargo]

I’ve currently got 10 cherry trees planted.

[oak charm]

PUMPKINS

Amd fish

[trail cargo]

biggest sale I’ve made in the game so far is 70k with pumpkins.

is fishing really that good?

[oak charm]

Damn

Yes

YESSS IM MAX WITH KROBUS

[mental marsh]

amazing movie i love it

[shut meadow]

my best marriage phrase from sam: “Hey, I know I may joke a lot, but I seriously love you.” 🥺🥺

[mental marsh]

you can make tea ?

[oak charm]

Apparently

[mental marsh]

everyday you learn something new

[mental marsh]

cuttteeeeeee

[cinder carbon]

@mental marsh yes! ||Get caroline to 2 hearts then go through the door in her kitchen||

[oak charm]

Im stalking Pierre to date krobus

[mental marsh]

personally i love this:

[meager cypress]

If I skip the cutscene, do I still get the recipe?

[mental marsh]

nice

[dusk wolf]

aww tahts cute

hate harvery but still cute

[mental marsh]

whAT

[oak charm]

Help,pierre wont let me buy bouquet for krobus

[mental marsh]

how literally how

[dusk wolf]

idk tbh

[terse beacon]

Yes

[mental marsh]

lmfao

[dusk wolf]

hes jsut not my cup of tea

[oak charm]

Srsly

How date krobus

[mental marsh]

ok i can accept that but why hate him

[mental marsh]

i dont think you can

[oak charm]

He costs money

[dusk wolf]

okay i actually take it back i dont hate him but hes low on my tier list

[mental marsh]

you can ||have him as your roomie im p sure but not marry||

[oak charm]

Krobus s tier

[terse beacon]

Cant marry krobus

[oak charm]

Roomate tho

[mental marsh]

fair ig 😔😔 i would give you a list of reasons why harvey should be at the top but 1. i dont wanna be annoying and 2. sometimes its just about types lmao

[oak charm]

I will kill the dwarfs for krobus

[dusk wolf]

i think i like him has a character i just dont want him to be my spouse

then again i still dont know who i want my spouse to be

[oak charm]

Krobus as roomate

[mental marsh]

top choices imo would be harvey abigail sam penny elliott and/or leah

[oak charm]

WHY NOT KROBUS

[mental marsh]

YOU CANT MARRY KROBUS

[dusk wolf]

im going with penny alex haley or abigail

[oak charm]

Hes an roomate

And he shop in your house

[mental marsh]

yes but hes asking for spouse

[dusk wolf]

mhm

[mental marsh]

not roommate

[oak charm]

Krobus cute tho

Rain totem didnt work

[mental marsh]

sadge

[oak charm]

[dusk wolf]

are they not guaranteed to work?

[oak charm]

Yeah

But grwatly increased

[dim tulip]

Make a roulette

If it goes on Abigail, re-roll

[oak charm]

Krobus means bridge-crosser lol

[cinder carbon]

Generally it always works. Next day. What happened?

[oak charm]

Idk

I got unlucky

[cinder carbon]

It didn't rain the next day?

[oak charm]

Yep

[cinder carbon]

What day was it. Was there an event or something?

[dusk wolf]

i think im going with penny or alex

[oak charm]

Mon 15

Oh nnight market

[cinder carbon]

Yep

[oak charm]

DAMN NIGHT MARKET

But coffe

[astral gazelle]

Hey, how long does it take for melons to grow?

[dusk wolf]

13 days

[astral gazelle]

Thank you!!! So they should be good day 15?

[cinder carbon]

@astral gazelle puberty generally starts at age 11-13

[mental marsh]

free coffee !!!!

[cinder carbon]

Oh sorry wrong chat

[dusk wolf]

if u plant on summer day 1-3 yes

[astral gazelle]

Nice! Thank you!!!!

[mental marsh]

lmfao

[dusk wolf]

actually im not 100% if they'll be fully grown on day 3 so be safe and go with summer day 1 or 2

[astral gazelle]

I’m at that point where I wake up, water my crops, then go to bed

[cinder carbon]

There is a melon cheat if you have enough money

[astral gazelle]

Oooo

[oak charm]

Ooor name yourself [73]

For money and other stuff

[astral gazelle]

Nice!!!!

That will just add more money at the start of a game?

[oak charm]

No

[astral gazelle]

Ahh sorry

[dusk wolf]

itll give u items everytime someone says your name and u can then sell those items

[oak charm]

You het pris shards when they say your name

Works with other items

[dusk wolf]

u can name yourself multiple items (like [73][821][284]) and get multiple items

[oak charm]

Mt fav ia [828]

I think

Can it rain in winter?

[dusk wolf]

no

[oak charm]

.

Damn

No Krobus i guess

[left drum]

I’m just curious, what’s wrong with sharing money?

[cinder carbon]

It's tough early, someone buys a backpack upgrade when you're about to buy seeds or something

You have to either be super chill or communicate well

[echo oxide]

guyss my Foraging is level 5 now

[trail cargo]

I’m doing this same thing.

[echo oxide]

what profession should I choose? Forester or Gatherer?

[trail cargo]

I knew stardew valley was a thing so I bought it on my ps5 and now my girlfriend is addicted so she bought it on her Mac.

shame we can’t cross play but it’s still fun facetiming and telling each other about our farms lol

[cinder carbon]

Gatherer. The level 10 choice is a huge QOL upgrade

[echo oxide]

whats qol

[cinder carbon]

Quality of life

[echo oxide]

alr tyty

[cobalt hare]

[left drum]

Thank you for the advice!

[left drum]

Aw that’s so cute

[left drum]

Yeah it really is fun to play as a couple! Glad you guys are having fun with it

[trail cargo]

she’s better tho, i mean she’s had more to play it but she loves it, hope your and your bf enjoy it.

[cobalt hare]

sharing money generally leads to weird feelings of "oh do I want to buy this, the other person may not like it" and just a weird feeling about spending money, whereas splitting it always means you're dipping from funds you earned yourself, thereby never invoking a feeling of guilt or shame.

[oak charm]

Just found out you need to go to desert for void pendent

[cobalt hare]

summon one from the void

name your next child [012]

[left drum]

Thank you so much!

[oak charm]

I aint getting these demonic childs

[left drum]

That’s a really interesting point, thank you for the advice

[oak charm]

They made me pass out last time

[onyx citrus]

What greater purpose than to serve demonic children?

[cobalt hare]

no whenever you talk to it it gives you the item under [012]

[oak charm]

I have a phone and a 10 heart wizard

[cobalt hare]

I like how my 2nd child just stands in my basement for a good hour

[oak charm]

So i do it even beyter

[cobalt hare]

no prob you can also flex the wealth gap to your significant other when making financial decisions irl

(do not do this)

Financial* aboose
corrected

[shut meadow]

how can i get the pink cake recipe if i havent watched queen of sauce 21 summer y2

[oak charm]

Oh boy

[onyx citrus]

Reruns?

[oak charm]

Skull caverns

[onyx citrus]

Reruns tend to pull recipes you haven’t learned.

[oak charm]

Skull caverns

Them big purple slimes

They deop cakes

[cobalt hare]

woman

get ur mother go bake you one

[oak charm]

I hate dragons in stardew

[trail cargo]

Is there anything else to the mine after the last level?

I’ve hit 125 and it was quite underwhelming considering it’s really not that hard unless there’s more, or a lot harder.

[dim tulip]

||Skull Cavern||

[gaunt gale]

They always will.

[trail cargo]

I’ve got the ||skull key||

[gaunt gale]

Unless you know all tv recipes up to that point or in general

[dim tulip]

||Desert, your fate awaits there||

[trail cargo]

i now know I need to unlock it through the ||community centre thingy||

[cinder carbon]

@trail cargo what weapon do you have?

[oak charm]

Sell pumpkins

[dim tulip]

||Go in the mines for hunting a prismatic shard||

[oak charm]

Never sell prismatic shards

[dim tulip]

||Keep that shard ahold, it will have a use at the desert||

[oak charm]

At least get 2 prismatic shards

1. Desert
2. Ensgame

[dim tulip]

Spoiler it

[terse beacon]

||void salmon|| is from fishing in the ||witch swamp||

[oak charm]

Idk how to spoiler

Im on mobile

[oak charm]

Thanks

[wet roost]

|| around what you wanna say

[oak charm]

|thanks|

[wet roost]

Two

[oak charm]

Why no work

[wet roost]

||

[oak charm]

||thanks||

[wet roost]

||No problemo||

[dim tulip]

@oak charm

[lapis dew]

Do people still watch people play stardewvalley on twitch

[oak charm]

Yeah

Seanie does i think

[lapis dew]

Good I'm gonna start streaming on this game

[oak charm]

[lapis dew]

[oak charm]

Whats this tho-->

[terse beacon]

No clue

Oh its a stick bug

[oak charm]

Where find

[cunning silo]

post cc

[oak charm]

Im post cc

[terse beacon]

Wait that actually exists in the game??

[trail cargo]

Errr

First katana

Fire

[oak charm]

Is it ||ginger||

[pliant stag]

its weird that krobus doesnt like Bomb and Dark Essence

[oak charm]

Yes

Dark essence is blood for them

And bomb,guess why

[cinder carbon]

@terse beacon @trail cargo you're all set then. That's part of why the mines seem so easy (aside from they are) lava katana is OP for mines

[pliant stag]

why?

[oak charm]

Its uni disliked

Just like fences

[pliant stag]

i think bomb is uni liked by sdv farmers

[oak charm]

I got ||void pendant||

[oak charm]

Uni loved

[pliant stag]

especially when you accidentally click on farm

[oak charm]

I love bombing my ancient fruits

[pliant stag]

ahh true2.. i sometimes like bombing my rare seeds before they mature

[oak charm]

Yes,my fertallised 5 pumpkins,5 parsnips,5 corns and 5 eggplants

Quality bundle or ||serpant for dr snail||

[shut meadow]

how can i get bees

[oak charm]

Bee houses

[gleaming compass]

yuh

[oak charm]

Farming lvl 7

Botanist best foraging ability

[forest idol]

I updated stardew Valley and now everything is big

[oak charm]

Your zoomed in prob

[calm sandal]

mobile moment

[cinder carbon]

For some reason it just sounds weird that you fertilized 5 pumpkins

[granite token]

was thinking about parsnip last night for my bundle and now I see a cute little parsnip here

[oak charm]

Krobus and Cc

[oak charm]

I will never give you an Gold star parsnip

[granite token]

[oak charm]

Instead,iridium

Just to make you suffer

[calm sandal]

online gave my friend bad advice for playing stardew, smh

[oak charm]

Yall im in bug lair,who wants medium bug steak

[austere knot]

[oak charm]

Top ten ways to become paranoid!

No.1

What do i put im my crystal thingys

[young merlin]

Any gem you find

[oak charm]

Krobus gave me stangre bun

[gleaming compass]

whats the name for the decoration of the tree inside a rectangular tray

[oak charm]

Banzai?

[gleaming compass]

about 1x3 and its pink/ purple

[oak charm]

Nvm

[young merlin]

Like a house plant or a seasonal plant?

[gleaming compass]

im not sure its pretty big and it can be placed outside

[oak charm]

ABIGAIL GAVE ME AN PARSNIP

Nvm its Caroline..

[gleaming compass]

oh its called exotic tree nvm

[cobalt hare]

i need to actually find her so i can get a tea recipe

[oak charm]

Egt 2 hearts for tea sappling

[young merlin]

Do you have tea leaves?

[cobalt hare]

yep, i just need to find her to give gifts i’ve looked for her everywhere ,

[cobalt hare]

not yet, i’m still working on stuff considering i just had to restart my stardew!

[oak charm]

Lol,i gave a pumpkin to Abigail when she was sleeping

[wooden axle]

Lol

[vale carbon]

hello

[cobalt hare]

r u new

[wooden axle]

Hello

[vale carbon]

no i just wanted to say hello

but you are so hello!

[cobalt hare]

oh I usually insult new people so it's good to know <3

hi!

@cobalt hare make up ur indecisive mind about what ur gonna type

Pls stfu

[young merlin]

Damn💀

[cobalt hare]

that is an attack on my right to happiness so pls remove yourself from this chat tysm

[wooden axle]

The Tysm 💀

[young merlin]

Mans goin beast mode

[cobalt hare]

He’s so beast rn

Y’all

I just found out my friend drinks chocolate milk with their chipotle burrito or bowl

I need new friends

This has been a traumatizing experience

[wooden axle]

It’s not that bad

Ok it’s pretty bad now that I’m thinking about it

Chocolate with rice 💀💀💀

[cobalt hare]

Chocolate milk

With tomatoes and beans

[wooden axle]

hell nah

That’s hella gross

[vale carbon]

choco milk with a kids meal for best meal

[west crane]

Nah man your friend has mental issues

[cobalt hare]

That’s also the same person who eats vitamin gummies like normal gummies cause they taste good

[vale carbon]

you get it and then make a burrito with the kids meal

[wooden axle]

I agree but with the bowl 💀

[cobalt hare]

I’m convinced they’ve gained a superhuman immune system

[pseudo niche]

Hai hai

[vale carbon]

bro hows man not yelling in the bathroom from pain

[cobalt hare]

Idk ☠️

[wooden axle]

What’s worse Taco Bell or chipotle when it comes to the bathroom

[cobalt hare]

Taco Bell

Unless you do chipotle with chocolate milk

I’m lactose intolerant so any milk is a nightmare

[vale carbon]

TACO BELL

[cunning narwhal]

hello

[vale carbon]

bro if you have a doritos taco your fine but anything else and your dead

hello newbie to discord and this server

[cunning narwhal]

yeaaaahh

[vale carbon]

yea its in your acc

[cobalt hare]

I just like stopped eating Taco Bell

[vale carbon]

@cobalt hare nows your chance

[cobalt hare]

I only go for the kfc part at this point

Ive begged my parents to never get me taco bell ever again

[vale carbon]

bro me eating a whole bucket of kfc by myself

[cobalt hare]

No but I probably could

[strange mica]

I've got scarecrows every inch between my crops, am I too paranoic rn

[cobalt hare]

I’m literally the opposite lmao

I’m just hoping my scarecrows work how I think they work

I hate that mechanic though

It’s ruining my sprinkler efficiency

[strange mica]

damn

you know how to use sprinklers?

I have like 7 of those in a chest I left behind

somewhere

idk how to use those

[cobalt hare]

Only quality sprinklers and up are good

[west crane]

Literally just put them down

[cobalt hare]

Don’t use the crappy 4 space one

Look up a sprinkler layout

[west crane]

This aint no pipe simulator

[cobalt hare]

You can fix your farm entirely during winter

That’s what I’m gonna do

Just mine for gold to get like 30 sprinklers

And buy Pierre’s seeds

That sounds so wrong without the s at the end bro ☠️

[strange mica]

yes

yes it does

[cobalt hare]

Why didn’t they make more likable general store keepers

[oak charm]

How large is an iridium spriknler with the mr qi boost?

[cobalt hare]

Like

Who actually likes Pierre or joja

[strange mica]

idk

I don't buy from Joja and I ignore Pierre

can't put a vote

[cobalt hare]

What do you do ☠️

Use mixed seeds

[strange mica]

steal

from the trash, lol

[cobalt hare]

You can do that?

[strange mica]

nah joking

I just buy from Pierre but have 0 conversation

[cobalt hare]

Save that for Linus

JUSTICE FOR LINUS

[strange mica]

I did manage to take out a just baked, beautifully made Pink cake from the trash though

idk how

[cobalt hare]

Fr I just like married “his” daughter and never spoke to him

[strange mica]

gave it to cuz was funny to give a cake from the trash

apparently she likes cake taken out from the trash

girl's weird

[cobalt hare]

Not as weird as abigail

She eats quartz

[strange mica]

cool diet

[cobalt hare]

Something is wrong with that girl

[strange mica]

that purple hair prob natural thanks to her eatin quartz

[cobalt hare]

Or amethyst

I’ve given her like 30 amethysts

Idk what she does with them

But she has em

Free 80 friendship points

And for some reason she just takes pumpkins

[tame notch]

[serene walrus]

everyone does if it’s their like or loved gift

[strange mica]

I know

it was a joke

[serene walrus]

lol

[cobalt hare]

I keep forgetting the animal part of stardew exists

[strange mica]

she still ate a cake from the trash anyway

hue hue

[cobalt hare]

Like

[serene walrus]

yummy trash

[cobalt hare]

I’m in winter and I have no animals

I’m going to be in year 2 before I get chickens

Also

Where is robins axe

I spent 3 days looking for it

I passed out twice

[strange mica]

area below your farm, below Marnie's farm

it's

[strange mica]

nevermind

[oak charm]

Near sewer

[serene walrus]

[oak charm]

[cobalt hare]

You can go there?

Goddam

[strange mica]

yes

[cobalt hare]

I suck at this game

[strange mica]

same

[serene walrus]

get 60 donated to museum

[cobalt hare]

I mean in that area in general

Like the forest

[serene walrus]

ahh

[oak charm]

Krobus best house npc

[cobalt hare]

I’m about the key thing

[serene walrus]

oh yeah u can there’s a couple bridges :P

[cobalt hare]

I saw the cutscene

[strange mica]

just go to that area below your farm area and check for the bridges

[cobalt hare]

But I didn’t know the sewers were there

[strange mica]

"bridges"

[serene walrus]

lol like 1 plank of wood

[oak charm]

Theres also

[cobalt hare]

I explain why I need 15 trees worth of wood to build a single wooden plank bridge to the tides

[strange mica]

what is that

[serene walrus]

give me coines ok poke?

[cobalt hare]

I don’t want to spend all my wood to get the item for marriage

[strange mica]

oh the rat

[cobalt hare]

Ngl

Imma marry and divorce the whole village

[oak charm]

I wil rob you ok poke?

[serene walrus]

:) thanks it’s great to give charity to people

[cobalt hare]

I’m weak rn

[oak charm]

Neside Vincent

🦼

[stray yacht]

love ur name

[cobalt hare]

I just learned paprika is made from dried bellpepers

[serene walrus]

dew it

[stray yacht]

parsnip

[oak charm]

[strange mica]

it is what it is

[oak charm]

I uave to make my own parsnip emoji

Cuz there no other

[frozen elbow]

whats the recomended farmer skills?

[oak charm]

Tiller

[strange mica]

tiller?

[serene walrus]

can’t believe there’s no parsnip emote

[oak charm]

Tiller best farming skill

[serene walrus]

yes tiller and artisan

[strange mica]

wait what

there is no parsnip emoji?

[stray yacht]

wym

[stray yacht]

aaah

[oak charm]

Yeash

[cobalt hare]

No parsnip emoji but we got this absolute loser instead

[strange mica]

Disgrace

[serene walrus]

yuck

[oak charm]

Botanist BEST skill

Prove me wrong

[stray yacht]

tiller and artisan??

[strange mica]

don't even know what that does, lol

[oak charm]

Iridium qual forage