stardew-valley

[gaunt gale]

Odd

[little vault]

Yes

It wasn’t that big of a deal tho

[wooden axle]

How do I get the void pendant?

[little vault]

Actually no but the earlier had ridiculous step counts

[gaunt gale]

Damn lol, usually mine are only like few dozen-couple hundred years

[gaunt gale]

Ah makes sense

[little vault]

I’m talking like billions of steps

[abstract delta]

||desert trader I think||

[gaunt gale]

Lmao

[gaunt gale]

Just take a vacation for a couple months

[shut meadow]

SAM JUST GSVE ME A STARFRYIT

[abstract delta]

Can krobus still be a roomate even if you're married?

[gaunt gale]

No

[little vault]

No

[gaunt gale]

One or the other

[median palm]

No Hes
-nice
-not haley
-has a mustache
-very shy
-very cute
-loves coffee

[gaunt gale]

How did the run go at least

[little vault]

All false

[abstract delta]

I hate that they don't give your your own dress and the dance is out of sync so annoying

[shut meadow]

fr

[abstract delta]

The mustache is ick

[median palm]

Wha

[little vault]

I did it with no staircases (obv)

[little vault]

Got to around floor 800ish

[gaunt gale]

You mean you are too lazy to get your own dresss like the others

[abstract delta]

Awh rip that sucks

[median palm]

[gaunt gale]

Yh

[gaunt gale]

Only? Why not deeper? Iri ore ratio only goes up

[little vault]

Wasn’t a great run

[abstract delta]

No i have one
But it still doesn't look the exact same

I wish you could buy one or smth

[gaunt gale]

Shame, how’s your buffering?

[gaunt gale]

Ah yeah makes sens

[little vault]

It sucks

[gaunt gale]

Lmao, floors per tick?

[little vault]

I can’t pause buffer for the life of me

[gaunt gale]

Shame

[little vault]

Idk

[abstract delta]

If you're a guy do you have to make your own suit?

If they give you one free auto I'm gonna scream sexist...

[gaunt gale]

Yeah ofc

[abstract delta]

NO FREAKING WAY

You're pulling my leg

[little vault]

What are you guys talking abt

[gaunt gale]

No?

[little vault]

The flower dance?

[gaunt gale]

Flowe dance dresses and suits

[median palm]

First flower dance rejection

[gaunt gale]

Ah k, try to aim for 60-70+

[little vault]

Ah yes

[median palm]

Be like

[little vault]

Ill do my best

But staircases are for nerds

[gaunt gale]

What’s your stairless pb then lmao

[abstract delta]

Do they actually. If they do someone is getting punched tdy

[little vault]

Don’t know yet

[little vault]

Haven’t tried

I dont really find spamming staircases and buffering over and over fun

Like where’s the challenge?

[gaunt gale]

🤷‍♀️

[gaunt gale]

The iridium buffering later on

The perfect laddering to harvesting ratio, it’s fun if you like it

I also do stairless runs though

[little vault]

Oh nice

[gaunt gale]

And a lot of sc in general

[little vault]

What’s ur best

[gaunt gale]

505

[little vault]

Damn nice

[gaunt gale]

Thanks yeah

I really wanted that 500

Previously my best was like 484 so I beat it by a large margin

[little vault]

Nice

[abstract delta]

That's impressive

[gaunt gale]

Infested floors are an absolute pain though

You get only every 80-100 floors or smt

[abstract delta]

✨staircases✨

[gaunt gale]

On average

[gaunt gale]

The whole point of a stairless run my dude 💀

[little vault]

Bro

[gaunt gale]

My staircase depth is like 2-3k

[little vault]

Nice

[gaunt gale]

Yeah I usually buffer until like 10-12 and then start mining

[gaunt gale]

Do you just geode farm on your 60 mil farm or what early game for cash?

[little vault]

Smart

[rugged harbor]

what did u guys call ur farms?

[little vault]

C L A Y

And yes geode farming was used

[gaunt gale]

Those 4-6 hours still take 60-80 irl minutes

[gaunt gale]

Clay won’t net you that much even with full farm coverage tho

[little vault]

And then it was K E G S

[little vault]

Oh i meant like really really early game

[gaunt gale]

Yeah makes sense

[abstract delta]

Mine is called Cozy Grove

[gaunt gale]

Idkfunmaybe

My cat is named “imessedup” as I didn’t pick the dog or good cat

[abstract delta]

You can change that yk

[gaunt gale]

And my horse is named cow

[little vault]

Dollar Dollar Farm

[gaunt gale]

Still not a cat person so not really worth it

[little vault]

My horse is named spumgus

[gaunt gale]

My main farm horse is Gumbus

[little vault]

My main cat is Binkum The Fourth

[gaunt gale]

Lmao

[gaunt gale]

What’s your end goal with that farm rn

[little vault]

At least my minmax farm

[little vault]

1bil as fast as possible

[gaunt gale]

I think fastest int limit in hand is 8 years if you want to beat that lmao

Guy who set it is a beast, we’ve talked a little

[little vault]

Lol ain’t no way i beat that

[onyx citrus]

I am always impressed by mini max players and people who design beautiful farms.

[gaunt gale]

Yeah he had 17000 crystalariums by year 6 or smt

Lmao

[little vault]

Jesus

[shut meadow]

what materials do i need for silo again?

[gaunt gale]

And 115 coops by year 3

Using multiplayer singleplayer

[little vault]

truffles?

[mental marsh]

so about that drug farm

[little vault]

What abt it

[gaunt gale]

No late game chicken

Like my farm

[little vault]

Oh golden?

[gaunt gale]

New farmers but yeah

[shut meadow]

^^^

[little vault]

Ah yes

[gaunt gale]

100 stone, 10 clay, 5 copper

[little vault]

Correct

[gaunt gale]

Yep

[mental marsh]

might be a good idea HWAJFGJHAGFAJ

[gaunt gale]

? What about it

[little vault]

13k isn’t enough

[gaunt gale]

Need money

[little vault]

You need more money if you want to go big in drug empire

Like me

[mental marsh]

gfyjwagtfyjagfa

[drifting stump]

If I plant a fruit tree outside of their season, will they grow up? 🤔

[little vault]

I sell lean (also known as starfruit wine)

[little vault]

Yes

[drifting stump]

Okay

[little vault]

But they wont produce fruit

Only in their respective season

[drifting stump]

Figured. Just wanna be sure I'm not wasting 4k 😅

I can plant trees with 1 empty space between right?

[gaunt gale]

Fruit or regular

[drifting stump]

Fruit

[little vault]

Fruit trees are always a loss in money

Never try to make money with fruit trees

You will lose money

[drifting stump]

Not worth in the long run?

[gaunt gale]

High maintenance though

[little vault]

Fair

[little vault]

No

[gaunt gale]

That’s the only place I’d put them

[little vault]

It takes around 6 years to make the money back

[gaunt gale]

Not if you keg or jar

Then it’s like 2 weeks

[little vault]

Fair

[steel tusk]

just got 27 geodes from a train

[little vault]

But why keg tree fruit

[gaunt gale]

And in the greenhouse they produce year round

[little vault]

When you can keg starfruit

[drifting stump]

6 years? 🤨

[little vault]

Something like that

[gaunt gale]

Too many kegs 🤷‍♀️

Idk

[little vault]

Fair fair

[drifting stump]

Seems like the money would come back in almost the first year, though?

[little vault]

Nope

Just dont try to make money with trees

There are better ways

Like kegging starfruit

[gaunt gale]

Like once you hit 5000+ there really isn’t much to put in them without shed greenhouses which are pure pains

[drifting stump]

Seed: 4k
Fruit sell: 100
1 fruit per day
Almost paid back in the first year, no?

[little vault]

Not when you’ve been growing starfruit for the past 2 years

[wooden axle]

Stone and clay, forgot how much tho check the wiki maybe?

[shut meadow]

guys if i get another strange doll, what do i do with it? do i sell it? if i do, should i put it in the bin or sell it to pierre?

[little vault]

There’s always starfruit to keg

[gray grotto]

FINALLYYYYYY

[little vault]

EW

[shut meadow]

HOW???

[little vault]

CHILDREN

[shut meadow]

^^^^

[little vault]

THEM AND THEIR USELESS LITTLE SOULS

[little vault]

Have you donated one

[shut meadow]

yes

[gray grotto]

THREATING TO DIVORCE ABBY AND MARRY SEB

[little vault]

DO IT

SHE EATS ROCKS

[shut meadow]

DO IT

[gray grotto]

[little vault]

Then sell it

Or gift it

[shut meadow]

SHE EATS CRUSTY WRINKLY ASS

[shut meadow]

to who

[wooden axle]

Wtf

[shut meadow]

bin or pierre

[gray grotto]

I need to sebby to 8 hearts first tho

[little vault]

Abigail seems more like a tits person

[wooden axle]

Bin

[little vault]

Doesn’t matter

[gray grotto]

^

[little vault]

They make the same amount of money

[wooden axle]

I dont think you can sell it to pierre

[little vault]

Meh whatever

[shut meadow]

yeah i can’t

[little vault]

Just sell it

[shut meadow]

SAM >>>> EVERY SINGLE LIVING CELL

[wooden axle]

How much was the doll worth

[shut meadow]

OMG IM SORRY

[little vault]

Sam sucks

[shut meadow]

I DIDNT MEAN TO

[little vault]

hes basic af

[shut meadow]

SHUT UPPOOOOOPPPPPP

[shut meadow]

idk

[little vault]

Sam>Abigail

Everyone else>Sam

[modest furnace]

not the sam slander🥴

[wooden axle]

...

[humble marlin]

Question: I'm Emilie's secret santa, what gift should I bring

[little vault]

Sam has nothing special abt him

[little vault]

Any gem

Or cloth

[humble marlin]

Diamond it is

[ripe aspen]

are the npcs the same across all types of farms?

[modest furnace]

all npcs are the same no matter what farm you choose!

[wooden axle]

yes

[shut meadow]

1000g for the doll

[ripe aspen]

yay now i can publicly gossip about my most hated ones

[wooden axle]

Whoa nice

[gaunt gale]

Pretty big sale

[modest furnace]

HA love to see it

[gaunt gale]

Old one tho

[modest furnace]

im a harvey romancer myself

[humble marlin]

Actually will ruby do

I got more rubies

[wooden axle]

yes

[humble marlin]

Kk

[gaunt gale]

Wool has quality

[wooden axle]

it does?

[gaunt gale]

There blurred spoiler

[gaunt gale]

Wool? Yeah

And quality increases liked and loved gifts

[wooden axle]

wow had no idea

[gaunt gale]

Iridium wool has a50% chance to become two cloth

[shut meadow]

how can i get clay easily

[wooden axle]

the worm guys in the ground

[gaunt gale]

Tilling in the mines

[wooden axle]

their easy to find on the beach

[wooden axle]

true

[wooden axle]

Interesting

[humble marlin]

How do I get chickens on my coop

[wooden axle]

Marnie

[humble marlin]

I bought a large egg from the merchant

Could I use that

[cobalt hare]

tell me how the fuck im supposed to find time to even go to the skull cavern

[shut meadow]

this is easier than i thought

[cobalt hare]

i need iridium and shit but i get like 10 floors in before its late

[little vault]

Rip

[wooden axle]

If you have and upgraded coop with a incubator yes

[cobalt hare]

i got the quest to get to 100th floor

[humble marlin]

I do not

[cobalt hare]

literally how is that possible ever

[wooden axle]

Staircases

[cobalt hare]

Where am i getting 10000 stone to get to 100th floor

[shut meadow]

theres not a single worm in the ground, beach or not, its not anywhere

[arctic breach]

bring bombs? you don't need staircases lol

[humble marlin]

First one to think of a good name for my chicken gets to name my chicken

[arctic breach]

you don't need worms in the ground to find clay lol just hoe the ground

there's a chance you'll get some

[shut meadow]

i have been

[wooden axle]

Just do it anywhere on the beach

[cobalt hare]

how am i supposed to get 100 bombs i dont have enough coal bro

i have more diamonds than coal this game broken

[arctic breach]

buy the bombs from the dwarf

[cobalt hare]

Rly

[wooden axle]

forgot about that

[arctic breach]

yes

[cobalt hare]

omg

bomb or mega bomb

[crude tapir]

thats why u dont use stone to craft staircases lol ||dupe jades and trade them on sunday at the desert trader for stairs||

[arctic breach]

bombs are fine

you can also ||trade quartz for bombs at the desert trader||

[cobalt hare]

i have more money than quartz

[wooden axle]

Money money money

must be funny

[arctic breach]

then do that

[cobalt hare]

thx

[wooden axle]

How do i gat the cowpoke role?

[abstract delta]

Get to level 5

[wooden axle]

mk

[shut meadow]

been hoeing the ground since 11am and its now 7:40pm

[wooden axle]

Depressing

Wait for a rainy day

you can find more worms and clay on rainy days

[young merlin]

Hey peachy

[serene walrus]

hoe the ground in the mines like @ lvl 6 pickaxe and repeat until you have enough

hiii alex

[young merlin]

Hru

[serene walrus]

ah my leg hurts so not good💀 hbu

[young merlin]

It’s been a long day,
But oh well

I’m sorry about your legs,
Do you have Advil or something on you?

@serene walrus ^

[serene walrus]

yeah it’s just taking forever to work lol

[young merlin]

Sorry

I hope it kicks in soon

[last wigeon]

Heyyy peachy wassup

[young merlin]

But your just a crab,
HOW CAN YOU TALK??

[last wigeon]

I am mutated

[shut meadow]

got 2 clay today

[last wigeon]

I eat 5 grams of uranium

[shut meadow]

i worked from 7am to 3pm

and all i got was fucking two clau

clay

[serene walrus]

f

[gloomy solstice]

Try clay farming

[last wigeon]

Per day

[young merlin]

Hmm

[gloomy solstice]

You can get 100-400 clay daily if done correctly

[young merlin]

What kind of crab?

[last wigeon]

I was gonna be the one to say that :(

[last wigeon]

Hermit crab

[cobalt hare]

what time does pam go to bus stop

[young merlin]

Ah

[serene walrus]

hi crab yk dying the usual😎

[last wigeon]

I like em thay are so cutee

[gloomy solstice]

10 am - 5 pm

[cobalt hare]

God

[last wigeon]

If you mean crying over physics homework then yes

[gloomy solstice]

You can take the bus back whenever while at the desert

But you can't go to the desert after 5 pm

[wooden axle]

Unless you have a desert totem

[lime wedge]

why is this stuff soooo hardddddddd

[last wigeon]

Lets not bring them to the conco

[lime wedge]

UGHHH

[last wigeon]

Look up the percentage of winning it without dying

[lime wedge]

0.3 or something right

[last wigeon]

NO i said lets not bring them to this convo

[last wigeon]

Yes it should be something like taht

[lime wedge]

yee :>

i am trynna just win it

so that i get the arcade thing home

so that i can complete my game room

i need junimo cart after that X-X

[last wigeon]

Can you delete it or spoiler since its post cc

[wooden axle]

yes

[wraith dawn]

[young merlin]

If you sit in the corner and shoot towards the opposite corner you can kinda cheese it

[lime wedge]

i kinda figured that out

[young merlin]

Oh lol

💀

[lime wedge]

but its kinda hard in the mushroom levels

like after the 1v1

the mushrooms are so fastttt

too hard without a machine gun or a sheriffs' badge

[blissful sapphire]

im shitting

[shut meadow]

me too

[blissful sapphire]

its great

[shut meadow]

yeah

[ripe aspen]

is there any risk of placing chests outside? ive heard of npcs walking over it but i plan to place it on my farmland

[hasty pond]

no

[ripe aspen]

ok ty

[earnest oasis]

id divorce haley immediatley

do the items drop to the ground?

[wooden axle]

does anyone know how to catch fish easier? its so hard for me to catch fish

[crude tapir]

lvl up fishing level, tackles and fish buff from food

[austere knot]

Try with the training rod

[craggy flume]

practice

[austere knot]

I use that for practice

[wooden axle]

ok thanks

[humble marlin]

Does my freshly bought chicken have to grow

Before making eggs

[wooden axle]

yes

[humble marlin]

K

[wanton marlin]

Hello, just had a question : Actually have a game on my phone and wanted to know if it's possible to send the save on an other PC account ?

[humble marlin]

Wait the god of this world is yoba?

Lmao

[velvet tendon]

might be a way to do it theough the cloud if theyre both apple devices

ive seen that before

[wanton marlin]

My phone is android

[velvet tendon]

ah

idk then

[crude tapir]

transferring a save should be possible since all platforms r 1.5 so it should work

!saves

[novel thistle]

Use this guide to find your save files: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Saves.

[serene walrus]

!saves

[novel thistle]

@wanton marlin Use this guide to find your save files: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Saves.

[crude tapir]

LMAO

hi peachy

[serene walrus]

LAMOOO

[crude tapir]

🙏

[serene walrus]

hi

[crude tapir]

how r uuuuu

🫶

[serene walrus]

🥹 struggling to get all fc in pjsekai

hbu cutie

[crude tapir]

ITS ALWAYS GOTTA BE 1 GREAT TO RUIN EVERYTHING 😭

[crude tapir]

took a nap but im still tired fr 💀

[serene walrus]

🥹 yea i still havent had a ap yet

[dusty radish]

Is there an easy way to get a lot of slimr

i need 400 to make 8 oil makers .-.

[wanton marlin]

alr ty, trying to find but it's difficult

[crude tapir]

omg ap sounds just impossible 💀

my best is 100+ perfect and then i loose the streak

[serene walrus]

💀 yeah and theres people who do that on hardest master song like a literal robot

[crude tapir]

they a different breed 💀

[bright sundial]

i typically farm early infected floors, if you have the slime hutch you get slime every day if you make sure to keep up with it :3

[crude tapir]

omg peachy do u also miss to enter them virtual shows

[serene walrus]

I ALWAYS FORGETWAAA

[crude tapir]

tbh idc but at the same time u get 300 crystals so it does hurt 💀 💀

[crude tapir]

ME FR 😭

[serene walrus]

wait lets go to dms i feel like we are bothering people🥹

[wanton marlin]

Found it tysm

[crude tapir]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751865923605889077/772518240705445908/image0-13.gif

[crude tapir]

[wanton marlin]

But there is a lot of new things since the last time I played lol

Or probably just things I forgot

[meager cypress]

There's definitely a lot of new stuff

[wooden axle]

im bored whats something fun i can do in stardew?

[dim tulip]

Have you already completed the CC?

Or at least fixed the bus?

[wooden axle]

no 🥲

[dim tulip]

Then go for it

There is new content after CC

Which rooms you've already completed?

[cobalt hare]

Haven’t even started the CC

Im too lazy to do bundles

[dim tulip]

Then go Joja

Literally only spending money

[cobalt hare]

but it’s joja

[wooden axle]

Foraging and blacksmith

[dim tulip]

You many money do you have?

And also, have you completed the mines?

[cobalt hare]

I hate pierre but at least he doesn’t sell overpriced soda

[dim tulip]

Good take

[wooden axle]

no, i have not completed the mines and i have 23000

[humble marlin]

Do neutral and disliked gifts give any hearts

[cobalt hare]

to fix it, i have to wait for a mission to pop up or something? i swear i did not know you could fix it

[wooden axle]

neutral barley and disliked takes away hearts

[humble marlin]

Aight

[wooden axle]

Wait, ConcernedApe isn't the creator of this server?

[serene walrus]

lol no

[wooden axle]

...

[serene walrus]

ig he found out there was a server and it became the official one

[wooden axle]

That makes sense but it's still weird to think that the creator of stardew valley didn't make the discord server

[serene walrus]

🤣

[gritty rose]

Hello how are yall doing

[dim tulip]

It's a room of the Community Center

The vault one

[cobalt hare]

oh ty, havent fixed it yet

[wooden axle]

good how bout you?

[gritty rose]

I'm good too thanks

Do yall have any game reccomendations

[serene walrus]

yk sdv is a great game :) idk if you heard of it 🤣

[cobalt hare]

tetris

[dusty radish]

how do i farm yellow dwarf scroll

its getting to the point where its actively inconveniencing me that i dont have it

[cobalt hare]

maybe till soil in the mines

[dusty radish]

Theres soil in the mines?

[cobalt hare]

yes

[vital shadow]

Grounded

[onyx citrus]

Till on floor 80 or deeper

[dusty radish]

Do i just till, then use pickaxe on it, then till again?

[cobalt hare]

im pretty sure you can bomb too

[dusty radish]

to replace the floor?

[cobalt hare]

no to till it

[dusty radish]

Oh

[onyx citrus]

Most floor isn’t tillable, but the patches of dirt are. Use a hoe or bomb.

[dusty radish]

ok

[toxic geode]

buy project zomboid NOW ⚡⚡

[gritty rose]

My laptop is 4GB ram

Can't run much games

[toxic geode]

oh

I think you should check out armor games dot com then because any games i was gonna suggest will destroy your laptop

[gritty rose]

Lol

[shut meadow]

im getting my first chicken today’!!

sam helped me today by giving our cat some water 🙂

[dusty radish]

how have you already married sam but dont have a chicken

[median palm]

Bruh

[shut meadow]

i spent a whole year focusing just on sam!!! 😊😊😊

[median palm]

Maru just gave me beer for the feast of the winter star

[median palm]

Can I tell you something pls dont get angry

[serene walrus]

head empty only sam

[shut meadow]

spill

[median palm]

Man child

[shut meadow]

blocked

[serene walrus]

💀 oop

[shut meadow]

anyways

[median palm]

[shut meadow]

everything in this game is js sam

nobody else matters to me

nothing else matters

[median palm]

[shut meadow]

no sam slander

[median palm]

[serene walrus]

ive never married sam :P had no interest

[median palm]

[shut meadow]

blocked

[serene walrus]

💀

[shut meadow]

Whos next? 🥰🥰

[median palm]

It would be cool if you could have the Hat Mouse as your roomate

[serene walrus]

this whole server gonna be blocked in a minute

[median palm]

Can you have a roomate

[solid berry]

Hello from Dominican Republic, not sure how this works, just wanted to say and wish all of you a great day!

[serene walrus]

krobus only

[shut meadow]

just dont insult my sammy boo and everything is going to be okay

[toxic geode]

shane over sam 😎

[shut meadow]

blocked

[toxic geode]

damn

[serene walrus]

i didnt tho lol i just said i had no intrest in him i still like him as a friend xD

[shut meadow]

i dont care :)) everyone deserves a year or more of marriage to sam 🥰

[cyan merlin]

welcome to the server!

[toxic geode]

i'd rather give Pierre money than marry sam

[serene walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751865923605889077/772518240705445908/image0-13.gif

[cobalt hare]

welcome

[shut meadow]

reported

[solid berry]

Thank you!!! Hiii

[solid berry]

Thank you! Hiii!!

[toxic geode]

triangulating ur location rn

[shut meadow]

WAIT FR? PLEASE DONT

[toxic geode]

you live in a mcdonalds in Norway according to my calculations ||🤓||

[cyan merlin]

please not the triangles

[shut meadow]

youre tracking urself i dont live not even a mile by norway

[toxic geode]

uh oh

is Corn literally the worst crop to grow or am i being stupid

[cobalt hare]

it's pretty bad, ngl

[toxic geode]

bro i spent 5000g on corn seeds

gonna cry

[cobalt hare]

i like bats but honestly, flip a coin

[vital shadow]

it's time ladies, gents and non-binary pals

[toxic geode]

WHO 🧐

[vital shadow]

bats are better

[shut meadow]

it better be sam

[cobalt hare]

both have their pros and cons and it doesn't matter that much longterm

[cyan merlin]

can i be invited to your wedding

[vital shadow]

Sophia my love

[serene walrus]

i only buy corn for the q crops bundle💀

[vital shadow]

sure

[shut meadow]

is it SAM?

[vital shadow]

no

[shut meadow]

blocked

[toxic geode]

bats can give you fruit to turn into wine but mushrooms give you mushrooms you can fry ig

[vital shadow]

I hate all of the bachelors ngl

[cobalt hare]

don't cry, plant them. turn them into food or oil or whatever

[shut meadow]

reported

[gaunt gale]

What about intersex?

[toxic geode]

what should I grow during summer, melons?

[cobalt hare]

it's a cooking ingredient too

[cyan merlin]

make tortillas, trust

[vital shadow]

they'll re-enact the kid disappearing meme

[cobalt hare]

melons, blueberries, starfruit

[solid berry]

Melons and you can make jelly for more profit

[toxic geode]

starfruit worst crop on god !!! ||joke||

[shut meadow]

im feeling like elon musk today

[cobalt hare]

DO NOT JOKE LIKE THAT

/j

[toxic geode]

meta fruit bad ! 😎

[solid berry]

its more expensive on wine than ancient fruit i think

[toxic geode]

oh really?

[cyan merlin]

big money

[cobalt hare]

yep, it's most profitable wine

but you need to pay for the seeds

[solid berry]

yeah, like 4,500 if I remember correctly

[toxic geode]

cant you use a seed maker?

[toxic geode]

for iridium or normal

[cobalt hare]

you can but i wouldn't advise it

because the crop itself is worth a lot and you're kinda losing money by putting it in a seed maker

[vital shadow]

[wooden axle]

omg yes

[toxic geode]

LETS GO HE GOT MARRIED

[cobalt hare]

even if you don't wanna turn it into wine or can't yet, selling it as is would be super profitable

[solid berry]

the seed maker also gives more seeds if its gold quality

[toxic geode]

🎉🎉🍾🎉🎇

[cobalt hare]

i don't think it does

[solid berry]

I converted like 100 starfruit on 300

[toxic geode]

i'm just stockpiling ancient fruit right now because i hate replanting, cant afford a cellar to make iridium wine so i pop it in my single keg and then sell it as is

[solid berry]

not sure if it was just luck

[wooden axle]

CONGRATS

[cobalt hare]

there's a fixed formula

[solid berry]

cause it has like ramdom quantity every time

[cobalt hare]

it's basically rng but you can get 1-3 seeds per crop

it's 2 on average

[cobalt hare]

why not make more kegs?

[solid berry]

I have gotten like 5 as maximum

[cobalt hare]

that's odd

as max is 3

[solid berry]

with starfruit only tho

[cobalt hare]

unless you're playing with mods maybe?

[solid berry]

ohh maybe thats it

[cobalt hare]

that would be my guess

[toxic geode]

cause as of right now i only have 2 half-grown ancient fruit plants so i figure i'll cross that bridge when i come to it

[solid berry]

I have the expanded mod

[toxic geode]

i could make like grape wine ig but eh

[cobalt hare]

while that makes sense, i recommend setting up a tapper area for oak resin as it's annoying to get it in bulk when you need to. there's waiting involved

[cyan merlin]

great advice

[toxic geode]

i have a small scale tapping area but not a ton of room on the farm to make a large scale operation

[cobalt hare]

otherwise you have to wait for trees to grow and then once you tap them another 5 or 7 days for the resin and ye it's a bit

[cobalt hare]

i see, no problem there! if you ever need more, the ||quarry|| or the ||desert|| are pretty good spots for doing the same on a larger scale

[toxic geode]

ooh maybe

thanks doopa

[cobalt hare]

no problem

[solid berry]

desert is great for a tree farm xd

[cobalt hare]

yesss

[cinder carbon]

Also the bus stop/tunnel

[cobalt hare]

also, yess

although the space is limited

[toxic geode]

you can put trees in the tunnel by the bus stop???

[cobalt hare]

but it's nearby and you don't have to pay to get there

[cinder carbon]

Oh, I thought that was for keg placement, but that works both ways 🤗

[cobalt hare]

tunnel is a good spot for kegs or any other processing machines

haven't tried planting trees there yet

[vital shadow]

GIRLFRIEND?!

[toxic geode]

oh im just using a cabin for my kegs 😎

WHAT

[cobalt hare]

i'd wager that doesn't work but who knows

wait, gf?

you gave her a pendant

[toxic geode]

i just rip all the furniture out and then fill it with kegs/whatever i wanna put in there

[vital shadow]

I swear on Lewis's kneecaps if she doesn't do the ceremony I'm going to do something malicious

[toxic geode]

what'd lewis do bro

[cobalt hare]

ah no no, i meant planting trees in the tunnel. cabin is a good place for kegs, however you need another player to upgrade it

[cinder carbon]

I use the spot above Robin's house for tapping as well

[digital herald]

Bro I can't find Amethyst to shove down Abigail's throat to boost our friendship

[shut meadow]

how can i get a heart with my baby chicken named Zusie

[digital herald]

Smh smh

[toxic geode]

let the chickens graze and pet them daily

do not forget to feed them if its winter

[shut meadow]

graze??

[toxic geode]

do you have wild grass around or near your farm

[solid berry]

oh yeah, that's a great Idea and near marnie too

[toxic geode]

not fiber plants, grass you can walk through

[shut meadow]

yes

[toxic geode]

do you know how to let the chickens out of the coop

[shut meadow]

yes

[solid berry]

there is like a small entrance near the door, i think it's beige

[toxic geode]

just let them out of the coop and if the grass is nearby enough they'll eat the grass

[toxic geode]

perfect

just wait, they'll eat the grass and get happier quicker than if they were on a hay diet

[shut meadow]

okay thanks

[toxic geode]

no problem

[solid berry]

nice, didnt know that one

[toxic geode]

one of the lost books you can find tells you about it

99% sure Marnie wrote it

[terse beacon]

What up rat

You

Its easier than typing ultraarat

[solid berry]

yeah, probably, I read a couple but not all of them, got bored

[terse beacon]

You wanna be called ratty?

Aight bet

[toxic geode]

dont encourage her

[cinder carbon]

What do people want to see in v1.6

[terse beacon]

Another tier of upgrade for shed

More space

[west crane]

For real though, lost books needs it's own menu

[toxic geode]

corn buff please 🙂

[cinder carbon]

@toxic geode how so?

[terse beacon]

Like it gives more energy and health??

[solid berry]

that the rest of the people move in with their loved ones

[west crane]

Good idea

[solid berry]

or they have kids on their own

I just want to see them happy too

[west crane]

Corn is not very profitable despite cross season multiharvest crop

[terse beacon]

Its useful for lucky lunch

[cinder carbon]

I think it earns less because it's multiharvest and two seasons. So you get 8 weeks out of 1 seed

Plus it can be processed into a lot of other stuff, food, oil

[west crane]

It also has quite high cost unlike cranberries who can pay for itself

[solid berry]

Imagine if I dont marry emily, maybe clint ask her out or something, that would melt my heart

[terse beacon]

Guess you’ll have to find out

[cinder carbon]

But overall the entire economy needs some balance, I just never thought of corn specifically. I usually grow some for oil.

[terse beacon]

I think the economy is alright

But im also a pig farmer

Setting up the base for my wine empire

[cinder carbon]

There are like 3 things that earn ridiculously more money than everything else, I think that's weird. Would be nice if there were more viable methods of making money

[vital shadow]

stonks

[terse beacon]

Are pigs one of them?

[vital shadow]

I should expand my farm tbf

[cinder carbon]

@terse beacon yes

[solid berry]

Money money money

[terse beacon]

What about wines?

[pulsar lagoon]

truffle oil is… extreme

[ashen flume]

Pigs, wine and?

Fairy Rose honey?

[pulsar lagoon]

tbh honey is a lot

[solid berry]

pineapple jelly?

[ashen flume]

Fairy Roses honey is op

[terse beacon]

Honey isn’t as lucrative as truffles tbh

[cinder carbon]

Post cc

[pulsar lagoon]

yeah it really is

[terse beacon]

I have 24 pigs and i make 40k a day

[ashen flume]

Oh fuck this aint seasoned-

Welp

[terse beacon]

Without making it into oil

Since im lazy

[pulsar lagoon]

i always make it into oil!!!

[small bison]

oil is uhhh oil

[ashen flume]

Fun fact: oil

[cinder carbon]

Lol pregenerated name for my dino

[small bison]

oil

[pulsar lagoon]

thamk

[cinder carbon]

Be careful of producing too much oil on your farm, USA will invade liberate you

[small bison]

what if i drown them in the oil

[lofty marten]

Do it

[cinder carbon]

Hm ask Lewis

I hear he's into that

[solid berry]

He and Marnie

[vital shadow]

oil floats on water, so cover yourself in oil, wait for rain and fly

[small bison]

dont ask why i drew the usa like th-

[lofty marten]

What is this some Hetalia type of shit

/j

[cinder carbon]

That should be slimes instead of sap. The speed debuff.

[small bison]

YES

maybe both

[solid berry]

are those cat ears?

[small bison]

no

[dense zinc]

Hello, i've a little question, can we change our "Favorite thing" ?

[solid berry]

horns?

[lofty marten]

Yes

[small bison]

yes

[lofty marten]

In the wizards basement

[solid berry]

hahaha

[solid berry]

I dont think so, I think you can only place it at the beginning when creating your character

[small bison]

you can

[lofty marten]

You can change it

I remember doing so even

[solid berry]

oh really? sorry then my bad

[small bison]

4 hearts with mr dilf wizard

[solid berry]

how can you do it?

[small bison]

wizard basement

[lofty marten]

You need enough friendship with the wizard to enter his basement and them change it there

[small bison]

i want to.marey him

hes so cute

[regal creek]

can lightning strike my crops?

if I dont have rods

[small bison]

yes

[solid berry]

You can marry him with the expanded mod

[pulsar lagoon]

yes

[regal creek]

I have one ancient thing planted if it gets hit I will be very sad lol

ancient plant

[dense zinc]

ok tyvm ! i'll grind this 😄

[lofty marten]

Np

[small bison]

wonderful. let me just check nintendo's opinions on modding a nintendo swi-

[frank kayak]

you can change basically anything

[abstract delta]

Protect it! Don't ever harvest from it with an axe in your hand

[small bison]

the wizard shoulve won the bachelor vote, not shane

[solid berry]

oh my

[regal creek]

It hasnt grown its first thing yet so just waiting for it to grow but not high enough level for rods so just gotta hope for no lightning

[trail cargo]

hello!

[solid berry]

Hello!

[abstract delta]

Heyy

[trail cargo]

How is everyone

[lofty marten]

Hiii

[abstract delta]

Good luck
Put a lot of trees around your farm to lower the risk

[lofty marten]

Quite ok ig

[abstract delta]

We're good! Ty

[regal creek]

Are trees more likely to get hit?

[trail cargo]

good good

[toxic geode]

how do i decorate my farm

[lofty marten]

I have really bad mood swings so like I can't really tell

[cinder carbon]

@regal creek good luck, I planted a couple outside too and bit my nails whenever it stormed

[trail cargo]

kinda new to the game, played about 25 hrs ish i think.

[small bison]

my switch ingame hours for sdv is 735 or more

[abstract delta]

Yes if there's a lot, there's a better chance lighting will hit them instead

[trail cargo]

well, I’ve wasted like 1300 hours on rocket league.

[solid berry]

Nice!

[regal creek]

Alright thanks

[solid berry]

I hope you love it, I have played 604 hours so far xd

[abstract delta]

Yeye hf

[trail cargo]

I am enjoying it

[lofty marten]

Who's your favorite NPC so far?

[trail cargo]

I’m year 2 Spring like day 2 or 3.

Probably Wizard.

I like Caroline as well

[upbeat idol]

how many hearts do I need to marry someone?

[lofty marten]

10 on 8 u start dating

[frank kayak]

8 to date 10 to marry

[solid berry]

you will need to gift them at bouquet in 8 hearts and then get the mermaid pendant to marry at 10 hearts

[upbeat idol]

ohh alright

[shut meadow]

what should i put in the luau soup? the governor didnt like it last year after i put in a sweetpea

[upbeat idol]

how do I get a bouquet?

nvm found the bouquet

[cinder carbon]

Technically you need 1 heart

You also need 2, 3, 4, 5 ,6 ,7 ,8 9, and 10

[lofty marten]

Lewis pants/hj

[cinder carbon]

@shut meadow I always just fish for a gold/iridium sturgeon

[solid berry]

gold cauliflower, truffle, or gold catfist will give you a great luau

and are easy to get

[lofty marten]

He won't like it either but at least it will be funny

[shut meadow]

how do i get a truffle?

[upbeat idol]

can I get the last 2 hearts by gifting things?

[frank kayak]

pigs

[solid berry]

with pigs

[cinder carbon]

Sturgeon are in the mountain in summer so you can just do it same day

[shut meadow]

i dont have pigs

[frank kayak]

yes

[upbeat idol]

alright thank you

[toxic geode]

put mixed seeds in a keg to make moonshine!!!

[shut meadow]

wtf people are sending their baby bumps in my online class

[cinder carbon]

@toxic geode hah that's a good one. I would like to see some more specific names for products a la caviar. So kegged corn should be moonshine, kegged potato vodka, etc

[dim tulip]

Isn't Moonshine illegal?

[cinder carbon]

I ain't a narc

[toxic geode]

in specific states its illegal

i think its something like 'you can distill your own drinks but if its above ___% alcohol content we're classifying it as moonshine and taking away your house' but I AM NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE

[agile pier]

Pretty sure it's only illegal if it's not done commercially or something like that but I could be very wrong

[toxic geode]

i read something like that, if you're doing it with a permit from the government and they specifically said 'yeah ok' after they checked your setup out it should be OK to sell

but im no lawyer

[cinder carbon]

It's like growing weed in some places there are restrictions even for private use

[toxic geode]

yeah thats a good comparison

[cinder carbon]

But yeah it's a ABV limit otherwise you wouldn't be able to like, make kombucha

[toxic geode]

bro if moonshine like kombucha was legal blindness would be a bigger problem in the U.S. than obesity 💀

[cinder carbon]

Or like I'm fermenting ginger beer right now but I'd need a license to distill it

There's nothing inherent to home distilling that makes people go blind. That's adulterated product

[earnest fox]

augh

[toxic geode]

worg

[earnest fox]

OMG

KROBUs

[agile pier]

Helo welcome to the server

[cinder carbon]

Have you met his cousin Korbus

He also has a brother, Krobius, who says "it's Krobin time"

[toxic geode]

have you met Korbus's cousin Morbius

[cinder carbon]

His father, Krobass, was an expert angler

[earnest fox]

what role do i need to

speak in vc channels

[agile pier]

!howtovc

[novel thistle]

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: !level or !lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

[cinder carbon]

I didn't realize how much I'd hate the gravel path sound until I placed a bunch of it

[earnest fox]

really?

[humble marlin]

Guys question

[earnest fox]

i think its fine

[earnest fox]

whar

[agile pier]

Crunch crunch crunch

[humble marlin]

What do I do with the golden pumpkin

[cinder carbon]

It's half between crunch and squish

[solid berry]

make a hat

[agile pier]

You can tailor it for a hat but I forgot what hat

[earnest fox]

HAT

[cinder carbon]

It sells for 2.5k but I keep them for decoration

[earnest fox]

HAT

DO HAT

[solid berry]

its the witch hat

[earnest fox]

H A T

[solid berry]

place it on you horse, looks super cute

[earnest fox]

H A T

[solid berry]

hahahah yeah H A T

[earnest fox]

H

A

T

[shut meadow]

guys i got a secret note saying someone hid something behind the cc

yet i cant find it

[agile pier]

[shut meadow]

anyone know where it is?

[agile pier]

Pretty sure you have to pickaxe it

[solid berry]

use the pickaxe and keep trying behind the cc

[cinder carbon]

You have to hoe I believe

[vital shadow]

👏

[agile pier]

Any tool works

Pretty sure

[cinder carbon]

Ah

[solid berry]

Niceeee! Sophia is so cuteee

[shut meadow]

whos sophia? btw i got it

[agile pier]

Modded npc

[solid berry]

She is a charather in starderw expanded and also Niceee hahaha

[shut meadow]

how can i get my chicken back into the coop

[toxic geode]

what?

you can give horses hats?

[cinder carbon]

It will go by itself if the door is open

[cinder carbon]

Yes also sea urchins

[solid berry]

try enter the coop or house and get out again, I find that it places the animals inside

[toxic geode]

i dont believe you

[merry onyx]

Wait until 5pm

[toxic geode]

OH MY GOD

[solid berry]

yesss and your kids too

[toxic geode]

HORSENBURG

[solid berry]

HAHAHAHAHA

which hat you place on him?

[toxic geode]

the fedora

[humble marlin]

If i leave an egg on my coop long enough Will it hatch

[solid berry]

Ohh niceee, share pic

[shut meadow]

i got confused why my chicken wasnt going back into her coop bcs it was 7pm until i figured out i was blocking her 😂 she kept walking back and forth 😂😂

[humble marlin]

I mean an egg born by a chicken

[toxic geode]

theres a dedicated machine in the Big Coop+ called an incubator

[solid berry]

been there hahaha

[merry onyx]

You got to put it in the incubator

[humble marlin]

Ayo new guy Kent showed up

[cinder carbon]

This is what I want in 1.6

[shut meadow]

walked home with my sammy boo after a long day at the stardrop saloon

[solid berry]

you can place it on sea urchins tho

loooks cute tho

[merry onyx]

Wait in the fish tank you could put a hat on the urchin?!?

[solid berry]

yeahh

it looks so cute

[cinder carbon]

@merry onyx yep

[merry onyx]

Yeeeee cool

[vital shadow]

I'm officially happy

[solid berry]

Sophia is so cute! congrats!

But my heart belongs to Lance

[shut meadow]

can cats have babies

[vapid lodge]

No lol

I wish they could

[cinder carbon]

This is also what I want in 1.6

[vapid lodge]

They'd be so cute

[shut meadow]

i knowowowowowwuushshd

[solid berry]

yeahhh

It would be cool to have something to pick up the truffles too

[blissful sapphire]

damn

[toxic geode]

bees yah or nah

[cinder carbon]

@toxic geode love bees

[toxic geode]

i dont want a detailed explanation on why bees are good or bad just tell me yah or nah

[true dew]

watch the bee movie

[solid berry]

yah

[toxic geode]

2 yahs

good enough for me

should i put time into growing flowers near the beehives or is wild honey good enough

[cinder carbon]

@toxic geode it's a requirement to put the bear statue museum reward near your bee houses tho

Def do flowers

[solid berry]

fairy honey is the most profitable one

[cinder carbon]

Drop one sprinkler and one flower and it flavors bees 5 tiles away

[toxic geode]

alright

i hate sprinklers so much

atleast the ones you unlock very start of the game

quality sprinkler and normal sprinkler just are not for me, iridium sprinkler seems good but too expensive 😭

[solid berry]

true that, Iridium sprinklers are god tho

[shut meadow]

HE CALLED ME BABY FOR THE FIRST TIME OMGOMGOMG

[blissful sapphire]

you cool, man?

[steel tusk]

AWHH

[cinder carbon]

@toxic geode I use the normal sprinklers for the bee flowers since you're only watering 1 tile

Until post-cc at least

[toxic geode]

alright

[cinder carbon]

Oh frick I forgot to start cooking my beans

[shut meadow]

speaking of sprinklers i gotta get some iron at 2:40pm summer 14 y2

still dont have a sprinkler

[solid berry]

making a bean hotpot?

[cinder carbon]

Just tacos

[shut meadow]

can yall give me advice on how to obtain maple syrup i wanna craft a bee house

[solid berry]

place a tapper on a maple tree in 9 days you gte the maple syrup

[shut meadow]

a tapper?

[solid berry]

oh nicee, enjoy !

[cinder carbon]

@shut meadow check your crafting list

[shut meadow]

ohh

i got tapper

just need two copper bars

[cinder carbon]

And then make sure you tap a maple

[shut meadow]

how do i get a maple sapling

[cinder carbon]

Maple and oak look so similar

[shut meadow]

pierre isnt selling any

[cinder carbon]

Plant maple seeds

[shut meadow]

.

how

[cinder carbon]

You get them from chopping/shaking maple trees

[solid berry]

when you cut tree you get their seeds

[shut meadow]

i dont have any maple trees

[solid berry]

try on the bus stop

or the quarry

[cinder carbon]

Bus stop, cindersap fores

@shut meadow if you don't have the trees you must have chopped them down, did you sell all the seeds?

Or turn them into snack

[shut meadow]

no

[cobalt hare]

Where is clint bro

[cinder carbon]

So where are they

[lapis dew]

Does anyone watch people stream stardewvalley

[cobalt hare]

Friday 12th y2 winter hes literally nowhere

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare if he's not at his shop check the tavern

[solid berry]

I do

[shut meadow]

are these maple trees?

[cobalt hare]

Yea i did hes not there

[lapis dew]

Oak and the one is the back is pine i think

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare did you complete the cc?

[cobalt hare]

Yea

Is he there

[cinder carbon]

Likely

Or else, he is in that... other place. We can't talk about here

[solid berry]

yeah the ones with yellow saps

[shut meadow]

what do i do now

[solid berry]

wait 9/10 days now

[serene walrus]

wait

[terse beacon]

Wait

[shut meadow]

ugh

[solid berry]

Niceeeee

[shut meadow]

waiting <<<<<<

[serene walrus]

🥹 yeah most of the stuff in this game is just waiting

[cobalt hare]

Thx

[solid berry]

Golden coconut and the trash hat OMG

[humble marlin]

Am I gonna get eaten up by crows yall

[cinder carbon]

@humble marlin ya a bit I think

[shut meadow]

i cannot stand putting my garden right outside my house

[cinder carbon]

The lower left corner

[humble marlin]

How do I resolve this

[cinder carbon]

@humble marlin more scarycrows

Put one by that rock

[cinder carbon]

Oops that's postcc actually I think 😳