stardew-valley

[median plover]

howdy

[wooden smelt]

what like they violently gnaw off their own leg every night?

[sage pollen]

hi guys! what is the best way to farm foraging exp? im readin its just repeating the hardwood farm in the secret woods?

[lone charm]

activities i mean i just spelt it wrong lmao

[turbid sparrow]

ya also their full (which makes the wool)

[wooden smelt]

...because it is

[turbid sparrow]

and if they would have dropped hide they would just try to peel themselves off

[wooden smelt]

flexible

[lone charm]

hi welcome <3

[sage pollen]

oh okay thats fine then lol, i just thought id ask

[crude tapir]

yeah the stumps give good xp but at the same time you can plant some wild seeds too for foraging

[wooden smelt]

i mean in winter, winter seeds give you foraging and since no other crops can grow it is good for foraging xp

[cobalt hare]

Yeah, breaking hardwood stumps is the fastest way to get foraging exp

[lone charm]

hi lileep<3

[median plover]

I personally never really tried farming xp despite having played like 50 hrs on several farms because my one consistent character trait is laziness

[cobalt hare]

Hello!

[lone charm]

how r u

[cobalt hare]

Tired, and staring at discord because I don't want to look at assignments, but we get through it someway

Yourself?

[lone charm]

oh im just about to play sdv im really close to getting greenhouse :D

also mood i do that all the time lol

[cobalt hare]

Nice! What're you planning on growing?

[dim tulip]

Balanced xp

[lime wedge]

Hello there my lovely friends

[wooden smelt]

you...

[lone charm]

pumpykins im in winter rn lol so I cant do much rn :P

[wooden smelt]

its a farming game-

[lone charm]

hi nan <3

[cobalt hare]

For me it's having everything at 5-7 and then fishing at 2 💀

[cobalt hare]

Hello!

[wooden smelt]

about farming-

on a farm

[median plover]

I find I tend to get foraging and farming highest first because I tend to avoid fishing due to the frustration that passive agressive little red bar exudes /j

[sage pollen]

guys is it possible for me to sell starfruit wine, normal, for 4120 something? me and my friend keep arguing about how much we sold it for, and i said i saw 4 thousand

[wooden smelt]

what do you do at the loo? eat?

[lone charm]

how funny my fishing is the highest for me rn along with farming

[lime wedge]

Hallo amyyy

[median plover]

Exactly, the best min maxing ever /j

[wooden smelt]

3150 with artisan at base quality, 2250 without

[lime wedge]

Hi lileep

[lone charm]

wassup <3

[sage pollen]

i swear i remember seeing it at 4125 per bottle

[ashen flume]

That was probably aged or more than one wine

[wooden smelt]

i don't even think thats a value

[sage pollen]

we didnt age it

[lime wedge]

Nothing much XD was studying
Will sleep in a bit

[ashen flume]

Then it was probably more than one wine

[wooden smelt]

you can't get it for 4k off of base qual

[lone charm]

nice

[lime wedge]

Thought I'd come by and say hello :>
And just chat and have fun for a bit

[dim tulip]

I should do Fishing to finish the CC quickly

[lone charm]

i love all the scary sounds at night

[lime wedge]

Hbu

[ashen flume]

Oh hi

[dim tulip]

Which fishes are exclusive to a season?

[ashen flume]

Wait theres a thing for this one

[cobalt hare]

No crab pots though 😦

[lime wedge]

The place im staying at is in the middle of a semi forest area lol so there's snakes and stuff and peacocks and loooots of insects
So the night is always full of chirp chirp

[median plover]

No crab pots but all the scare crows and field snacks

[lone charm]

[cobalt hare]

True. For me it was mostly just spending a ton of time Cutting down trees instead of fishing

Because I want wood >:0

[lime wedge]

I have designer in my name now :o
Cos I'm working on a player whos gonna have access to all the catalogues and stuff and just design interior and exterior for people XD

[ashen flume]

Heres the whole ass cc

[lone charm]

how long until chickens produce large egg

[lime wedge]

Nice Venn diagram

[lime wedge]

2 hearts and they should start if I'm not wrong

[lone charm]

oo cool sounds fun :3

[lime wedge]

Although not quality ones

[dim tulip]

Thanks

[lime wedge]

Ikkk
I love designing so i thought I'd help others design too

[wooden smelt]

stg there were problems with that venn

[ashen flume]

Np!

[ashen flume]

There were?

Aw fuck

[lone charm]

same i play lots of designing games <3

[wooden smelt]

it's a bit fuzzy but i saw a comment on the thread

[lime wedge]

Currently working on the character

[wooden smelt]

i'd still use it, its probably mostly accurate

[lime wedge]

His name is literally designer XD

[lone charm]

[lime wedge]

Standard farm

I'll be soon having one for every farm

[lone charm]

what does sebastian like

[ashen flume]

Whats the problem on it?maybe i can edit it or smth

[lime wedge]

It'll not be efficient at all it'll only look good

[wooden smelt]

i'll see if i can find the post

[lime wedge]

I remember he loves sashimi

[lone charm]

ah i dont have a kitchen yet

[lime wedge]

I think he also likes amethyst but i might be wrong

[cobalt hare]

Void eggs, frozen tears and sashimi were the easiest loved gifts for him I remember

[plain spruce]

Ugh, was having a great || skull cavern || run... and then got swarmed by 4 bats and a slime 😩

[lone charm]

ok i have like 10 frozen tears lol

[lime wedge]

Ahh RIP

[lime wedge]

Cool :>

[ashen flume]

Oh god the ||iridium bats|| suck, do mark ||skull cavern|| as a spoiler tho

[cobalt hare]

i married haley what does she do on the farm

[lime wedge]

Why so? The pin says only certain stuff right?

[wooden smelt]

pretty sure its the fact that you can't catch the catfish in summer in river, only in ||secret woods||

[plain spruce]

Ah sry

[wooden smelt]

i don't know how you would address it though

[ashen flume]

It says all cc rewards

[summer dragon]

where should i go after floor 120 of mines?

[ashen flume]

Ohh the catfish, its possible to just move it i think? Lemme check

[lime wedge]

Why does everyone go for her -
I saw her looking hideous today
XDDD

[plain spruce]

Gotta figure out where that Key leads!

[lime wedge]

Does Haley help with the farm

[wooden smelt]

I think you would just have to specify under catfish that summer is ||sw|| only

[summer dragon]

idk if im ready

[cobalt hare]

Do any of them really help with the farm?

[lime wedge]

I don't think so she said she alergic to grass

[summer dragon]

i struggled through the last 20 floors

[plain spruce]

Only 1 way to find out 😉

[crude tapir]

every spouse does

[ashen flume]

Yeah the space would be small but it could work

[lime wedge]

Haley says this in the start

[wooden smelt]

probably

[ashen flume]

All spouses help the same around the farm

Which is like, nothing

[crude tapir]

LMAO

real

[ashen flume]

They water crops and fix fences sometimes but its so rare

[wooden smelt]

mf watered the plants when we've got iridium sprinklers

[lime wedge]

Fences and food for animals- water the crops TvT

[ashen flume]

When they do its the crops you already have sprinklers next to

[lime wedge]

I need none of that

[ashen flume]

Welp rip then

[crude tapir]

im just glad when they water the pet bowl cuz i’m so lazy 💀

[wooden smelt]

I guess watering the animal bowl

yeah

[ashen flume]

Same

[lime wedge]

If they could plant or harvest it'd be so cool

[wooden smelt]

how to make a slave army out of bachelors/bachelorettes

[ashen flume]

I have no idea if them feeding the already feeded animals saves hay or not

[lime wedge]

Or like make you food lol

[wooden smelt]

or wastes it?

[ashen flume]

Yeah they do that

[lime wedge]

Nahhhhh spouse duties not army :>

[ashen flume]

Each spouse gives specific gifts

[lime wedge]

Not daily:>

[ashen flume]

Yeah that

[wooden smelt]

same thing really

[astral quartz]

[cobalt hare]

Ok thx

[lime wedge]

Abby gives me amethyst which i give her ba k and she loves me for that XDDD

She says can you find something better and i give her the exact same amethyst she gave me and she loves it XDDD

[ashen flume]

Yeah but its not like you're gonna really need one meal per day

[lime wedge]

I think i just said the same thing twice

[wooden smelt]

how-

i'd no clue she could gift stuff

i thought it was just food

[lime wedge]

Everyone could if I'm not wrong

She gives me quartz too

And amethyst

[ashen flume]

She gave me a void essence once

[summer dragon]

lesgo minecarts fixed

[lime wedge]

Can't think of any else

Ah ye I've gotten that
I've gotten void essence and solar essence

[summer dragon]

ive done 2 now

[cobalt hare]

Okay I gotta go like, real focus mode for school so good byyye

[lime wedge]

Congratulations basil

[wooden smelt]

bit off topic but the song im listening to slaps the only miff is there is a background instrument that sounds like the physics simulation of two blocks of varying masses colliding

its off putting

that or a geiger counter

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[lime wedge]

Anyways imma sleep now good night guys :> love yalls' byeee

[wooden smelt]

night

or day

[grim crescent]

Night nan

[wooden smelt]

depending on if you work day/night shifts

or if you work at all

idk

[grim crescent]

😂

[wooden smelt]

your about me is wrong

nothing beats nothing

[summer dragon]

how do i get ancient fruit?

[ashen flume]

Ancient seed

From an ancient seed artifact

From killing bugs

[wooden smelt]

which is a rare drop

[summer dragon]

where should i farm for it at?

[wooden smelt]

the most long winded way to explain that lol

[wooden smelt]

the mines

in certain levels

where bugs spawn at

[ashen flume]

Like 10-30

Or 20-30

[summer dragon]

ok

[grim crescent]

Ok I have a gf 😭

[ashen flume]

The ones with the most bugs

[summer dragon]

i have 2 partners 😈

[wooden smelt]

the joke was i don't but probably could've worded it better

[wooden smelt]

or the one with the least non-bugs

[grim crescent]

Your hands don’t count 😂

[summer dragon]

4 if you count hands

[grim crescent]

😭

[summer dragon]

(i am polyamorous

[grim crescent]

I am too

[cobalt hare]

marnie pisses me the fuck off bro she never at the counter

[wooden smelt]

mf I'm not confident enough to talk to people never mind ask multiple people out and have them all consensually agree to a polyamorous relationship

[cobalt hare]

like ever im just sitting here waiting for her to do her job but she staring at the wall for 5 hours

[wooden smelt]

also lets be honest

shes pretty fucking entitled

[cobalt hare]

can i ring a bell and make her go to the desk

[wooden smelt]

she got a whole ass cutscene for a help quest

[small bison]

hey new-farmers! whats the best spouse?

[cobalt hare]

idk

[wooden smelt]

preference

[summer dragon]

maru

[wooden smelt]

abigail or leah

[cobalt hare]

i dont remember any cutscene with marnie

[wooden smelt]

its the one with the cave carrot

[cobalt hare]

Oh

[small bison]

✍️✍️ your opinions fuel me

[ashen flume]

Please dont turn into a spouse war 😭

[cobalt hare]

maru so mid she like 5 light years away im not walking all the way over there for a gift

[grim crescent]

Emily, cuz gems are very easy to get 😁

[summer dragon]

skill issue

just stalk her at work

[wooden smelt]

Haley bad, Emily is not interesting, Abigail is cool, Leah is the best, Sam is the bland choice, fuck elliot

need i go on

[velvet tendon]

shane because he loves chickens

[dim tulip]

I love spouse wars

[wooden smelt]

shane has a good character arc

[dim tulip]

Shane marriage is trash

[velvet tendon]

he really does

[dim tulip]

All his development goes to shit in days

[wooden smelt]

then he kind of reverts in marriage

[velvet tendon]

nahh

[dim tulip]

His 14 heart event is lazy and shit

[grim crescent]

Truer words were never said

[cobalt hare]

penny is the best

[velvet tendon]

he gives me pepper poppers that’s all i can really ask for

[cobalt hare]

[wooden smelt]

meh

[dim tulip]

Penny, like B

[velvet tendon]

penny is kind of boring in my opinion but you do you!

[dim tulip]

Could have more

[wooden smelt]

Penny is C

at best

[dim tulip]

I rank her B because of the 14 heart event

[wooden smelt]

I just think she is too basic

[dim tulip]

A neat decoration

[cobalt hare]

kind penny

[wooden smelt]

I mean she does have an

[velvet tendon]

emily is arguably the best because you get that outfit but i don’t know i don’t love her character as much

[wooden smelt]

You know what B

[grim crescent]

Finally someone agrees

[dim tulip]

Also she didn't say that phrase

[wooden smelt]

She's also a little too into gems

[small bison]

ok so for women ive got:
leah, penny, emily.
for men all ive got is:
shane.

[dim tulip]

So yeah, B

[ashen flume]

But the outfit doesnt give any sort of advantage

[velvet tendon]

yeah but it’s cool

[wooden smelt]

Scratch out penny and emily and add abigail

[small bison]

new farmers likes women✍️✍️✍️

[velvet tendon]

if you’re just gonna pick your spouse based on the items they give you no offense but that’s kinda lame

[dim tulip]

Bachelor romance kinds boring ngl

[small bison]

ehh my bias is that abigail kinda sucks ass

[ashen flume]

Well then penny would be a lot higher on the list cause of her 14 heart thing

[wooden smelt]

soulless

[velvet tendon]

i don’t love abigail but she’s not terrible

[dim tulip]

Imagine having affection for lines of code

[wooden smelt]

you

[velvet tendon]

worst bachelorette is leah imo

[small bison]

shes just bland, theres way better imo

[ashen flume]

Why leah 😭

[dim tulip]

Abigail is the definition of generic

[wooden smelt]

wtf

[cobalt hare]

Abigail bad girl

[velvet tendon]

I DONT KNOW i just like don’t like her that much

[cobalt hare]

eating rock

[dim tulip]

Ugly ass painting of an ugly ass character

[wooden smelt]

and penny isn't?

[velvet tendon]

i only have one heart with her and i’m kinda biased so take my opinion with a grain of salt lol

[ashen flume]

Leah is like my favorite spouse what 💀

[velvet tendon]

bro why tf are you so negative lol

[small bison]

abigail's only interesting points are that she eats rocks and might be the wizard's kid

[velvet tendon]

mm rock

[crude tapir]

[dim tulip]

Do you like Marnie?

[wooden smelt]

i'm taking your opinion after eating a tub of salt and sprinkling some into an open wound

[ashen flume]

I want some rock salt now

[wooden smelt]

yum

[velvet tendon]

yeah? love marnie. she has tons of character. the fact that she’s like never at her front desk is annoying but character wise she’s cool

[velvet tendon]

lmaoo

[small bison]

she stares at the microwave for 8 hours which really tells us

[ashen flume]

Yes marnie is just a chill old lady she deserves better than lewis

[dim tulip]

Do you want an ugly panting of her on your house?

[small bison]

marlon and marnie

[wooden smelt]

lewis is basically a direct descendant of pond scum

[cobalt hare]

everyone is good except haley

[velvet tendon]

yeah we have so much in common

[velvet tendon]

yes absolutely i’d like nothing less

[wooden smelt]

why isnt marlon romanceable

[small bison]

whar

[velvet tendon]

whatttttt

[ashen flume]

I think her character could work a lot better in specific contexts, just like alex

[cobalt hare]

yeah

[velvet tendon]

haley is the best i love her

[small bison]

bc he likes marnie, duh

[wooden smelt]

remove the competition

[cobalt hare]

haley treats you good when you give her gifts

[wooden smelt]

what is wrong-

[wooden smelt]

exactly, shes a gold digging bitch

[dim tulip]

She has development

[ashen flume]

Her 14 heart scene:

[small bison]

i wish clint want romanceable so i can put him through the misery of divorce as many times as i please. i want him to see my face and cower

[dim tulip]

||Also Minecraft Marnie wtf||

[velvet tendon]

here’s my rankings no one asked for:
haley>emily>maru>abigail>leah>penny for the bachelorettes, shane>sam>sebastian>harvey>alex>elliot for the bachelors

[wooden smelt]

I'm not going through verbal abuse to see someone do a kind thing

[velvet tendon]

gorgeous i need these

[velvet tendon]

we need this in game now

[cobalt hare]

because of gifts😃

[small bison]

so according to these symbols. penny's the best girl and elliott's the best guy? /gen

[velvet tendon]

WAIT

[wooden smelt]

swap leah for penny and we have no problems

[velvet tendon]

okay i may be stupid i’m. so dumb.

i’ll fix it rq 👍

[small bison]

you have greater than and lesser than mixed up

[wooden smelt]

did you forget what inequalities are

also we have problems

[dim tulip]

Actually noted her development

[velvet tendon]

bro yes? i am failing math lol

i fixed it for anyone confused 👍 i’m just dumb sorry

[wooden smelt]

I mean fair, but isn't inequalities like year 2 maths

[cobalt hare]

why do peoplelike elliot ( i dont have much hearts with him ) ?

[wooden smelt]

do you just like women verbally abusing you?

[dim tulip]

Meh, I think they find him romantic

[wooden smelt]

some people are into that so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[velvet tendon]

idk what year 2 is i’m in america 🥲 i take geometry and i never learned anything bro i spend that class doodling

[small bison]

now my guess for why your top picks are.
they have early spring birthdays

[dim tulip]

No

[velvet tendon]

yuppers

[small bison]

respectable

[wooden smelt]

1st grade?

idk

[small bison]

thats why speedrunners go for haley (and more commonly) shane

[dim tulip]

Penny problem's that she lacks more development

[velvet tendon]

lol idk he’s a glorified horse-looking man who lives in a shack with nobody but willy for company but if you wish to marry the novel writing lad go do it

[dim tulip]

Dream looking ahh

[small bison]

shane's a tad better for speed due to his really easy scedule which eliminates a few possible time-wastes

[wooden smelt]

i would live in a shack if i had willy for company

[small bison]

WAIT I HAVE A PIC FOR THIS

[velvet tendon]

WHERE do you go to school that they teach inequalities in 1st grade i was just learning to add 2 + 2 brother

[cobalt hare]

i agree with this

[dim tulip]

I like her, but her heart events are being constant bullied by her mom

[velvet tendon]

so true!

[dim tulip]

Which is funny

[wooden smelt]

just simple greater than less than, learned it with the crocodiles

[cobalt hare]

why cant we see the other side ?? of his face

[velvet tendon]

i married shane not bc he was fast to speed run but because he was just so silly to me. my next choice would have been sam then haley

[dim tulip]

Shane is goofy

[wooden smelt]

had to drop that habit because it was inefficient

[dim tulip]

He's just goofy

[small bison]

thats the side that hasnt rendered yet

[cobalt hare]

i think he looks stupid

[velvet tendon]

oh same but it just never stuck. same with the left vs right thing i still have to hold up my fingers to make an L to figure out which is which i’m just not good at that stuff

[small bison]

i have to mark my hands with L and R

[wooden smelt]

huh

[cobalt hare]

maybe elliot is an alien with half a human face

[velvet tendon]

man i was just such a dumb first grader i couldn’t even tie my shoes until like fourth grade or something

[cobalt hare]

#multiplayer-lfg-old pls

[small bison]

no

[velvet tendon]

what

[wooden smelt]

oh no thats normal i couldn't tie shoes for a while

i just lacked in hand... skills

[small bison]

i couldnt ride a bike until like.. 9ish and couldnt tie my shoes until around 11-12

[wooden smelt]

mine was a little before that

[cobalt hare]

i learned to tie my shoes in 7th grade

[sage pollen]

hi guys, whats the easiest way to get the iridium krobus? cause it seems like its just on the edge if you max out the iridium rod? so im not sure

[small bison]

america's education ordering fucks me up

[velvet tendon]

same my hands are so shaky. if i drink coffee (which i normally do) forget it. my handwriting completely slants to the right and i have a hard time drawing in fine details when i draw. i had to go to pt for 5 years and they still don’t work right lol

[dim tulip]

Coffee works on you guys?

[wooden smelt]

my handwriting sucks ass

[dim tulip]

I just drink coffee for taste

[wooden smelt]

i can't draw whatsoever

but I love maths

maybe theres some correlation

[summer dragon]

what is the best floor to farm iron in the mines?

[wooden smelt]

probably not though

[wooden smelt]

41

[velvet tendon]

same none of my teachers can read it i actually got 0s all last year because of it so my final grade in science was an 11 (out of 100)

[small bison]

i have to take caffeine tablets to keep away bad headaches (kicking my energy drink addiction)

[velvet tendon]

the only time my hands decide to cooperate is when i play sports

[cobalt hare]

trust me it is not that horrible i have a friend with the worst handwriting ever

[wooden smelt]

then play to your skills

[dim tulip]

Last year I severely lacked of chemistry

[wooden smelt]

if you enjoy it

[shut fern]

Me too i have dysgraphia

[wooden smelt]

im assuming it means you can't write very well?

[dim tulip]

Last year, I had to make a resume of everything I saw year

[wooden smelt]

well, a little more severe than that

[pastel gust]

my handwriting, a 5y old write better than me

[shut fern]

Mhm its a neurology thing

[cobalt hare]

my friend's handwriting is just short and long lines

[velvet tendon]

my hands don’t even feel like mine when i play hockey it’s unreal… sometimes i get like muscle spasms in my hands when after i play though

[wooden smelt]

yeah

do you often use a laptop instead then?

or are you forced to write?

[summer dragon]

should i try to get the quarry soon?

[velvet tendon]

nah

[wooden smelt]

its not necessary

at all

[velvet tendon]

quarry pretty useless

[cobalt hare]

just a free space

[wooden smelt]

for more kegs

[summer dragon]

all i need is the wild medicine bundle

[cobalt hare]

is that a mixed thing ??

[dim tulip]

I made, a 5418 letters essay, just to get grade enough to go for third grade

[velvet tendon]

we can swear in this server right

[summer dragon]

idk

[dim tulip]

My hand dropped that day

[shut fern]

If i can i use a computer to write.

[wooden smelt]

yeah fair

[cobalt hare]

as soon as i receive the new years booklets i finish them

[urban condor]

No idea

[velvet tendon]

oh well

[wooden smelt]

yeah no fucking clue

[velvet tendon]

fuck you fishing bundle fuck you fuck you fuck you

[wooden smelt]

honestly its fucking mystery

[urban condor]

Ah

Fishing definitely deserves f bombs

[velvet tendon]

i mean i’ve done it before and no one said anything but thought i’d just check

[wooden smelt]

shit out of luck with getting a fucking answer out of that bitch of a mystery

[summer dragon]

real

[velvet tendon]

je deteste le empaqueter de pesce j’envarri ta mere dans la toumbe

[summer dragon]

the fucking sturgeon

[velvet tendon]

THE FUCKING STURGEON

[cobalt hare]

it is not that hard compared to other bundles ?

[wooden smelt]

I hate something something something your mother in something something

[dim tulip]

I think he said, "I hate the fishing bundle"

[wooden smelt]

from my very limited french thats what i got

[velvet tendon]

it’s supposed to be poissons not pesce i confused french with italian. but i said “i hate the fishing bunde and i will send your [regarding the bundle] mother to her grave

[wooden smelt]

no they said:
I hate packing it with fish I spoil your mother in the grave

[cobalt hare]

google translation said : I hate to wrap it in fish I spoil your mother in the grave

[wooden smelt]

interessant

[velvet tendon]

what 😭 did you translate that

this is so funny

[wooden smelt]

no g translate

not sure how

but

there you go

[velvet tendon]

lolllll they never get it right

[wooden smelt]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

are you french?

or did you take it

[velvet tendon]

im taking it rn

not fluent yet but im aiming for it by the end of the year :)

[restive saffron]

what does the advanced crafting info do
just show the x number of items you have in your inventory?

[wooden smelt]

oui

c'est trés utile

that was coherent french

well done

[summer dragon]

what is the ebst crop for spring year 2?

[zenith adder]

What to do in first game?

[wooden smelt]

strawberries if you save them, i did cauliflower

then strawbs

[wooden smelt]

play

[summer dragon]

i have 10

[zenith adder]

OOP

[west crane]

Rhubarb is pretty good

[wooden smelt]

not object oriented programming

stardew valley

[summer dragon]

ohi forgot about rhubarb

[zenith adder]

I shall do mah besssst

[wooden smelt]

oh my bad

[summer dragon]

i love rhubarb

my great grandpa made rhubarb pie

[wooden smelt]

rhubarb crumble

yum

[summer dragon]

so should i grow rhubarb?

[cobalt hare]

do i buy one pig or 2 sheep

or 4 goats

i have 2 cows right now

[crude tapir]

yeah! even better if u keg it

[lone charm]

https://tenor.com/view/sebastian-stan-sebastian-jumpscare-sebastian-stardew-stardew-valley-kirakat5-gif-25950352

lol

[ashen flume]

Get the pig

[shut oyster]

what's a good way to get aquamarine

[distant sphinx]

Frozen geodes

[ashen flume]

I tend to find a lot on the frozen levels

Oh hey pickle

[distant sphinx]

Hi nils

[cobalt hare]

what do i do with these

[marble venture]

galaxy sword

[cobalt hare]

already made it

[cinder carbon]

Tailoring

There's a post-cc use for them

[distant sphinx]

Donate to gunther

[cobalt hare]

oh yeah

[charred remnant]

help what do i do my friends havent been on for a while and i wanna play my co-op save

and i also just like playing multiplayer

rarely singleplayer

i typically ask the groupchat about every day

[gloomy solstice]

81+

[dim tulip]

Store them, they have a giant use post CC

[distant sphinx]

80-120

The later floors like 100-120 may be better

[autumn plinth]

What things are best to upgrade first?

[distant sphinx]

Pickaxe imo

Dw lol the first time I played I refused to look at any yt vids and get help and I finished the cc around y10

[cobalt hare]

if i move my barn while my animals are outside will they move with it

[distant sphinx]

Yeah I think so

Have fun is the important part

Having

I remember just focusing purely on money and then only remembering about the cc and other quests after years 💀

[small bison]

bomb the crops they grow quicked

quicker

[distant sphinx]

No...

[small bison]

💀

literally

[cosmic edge]

Pew pew

[small bison]

WAIT CWN I SLINGSHOT TOMATOES

[distant sphinx]

Idk

I think you can slingshot eggs

[cosmic edge]

I'm pretty sure you can tomato

Bomb the plants

[west crane]

Probably

That's interesting

[balmy mist]

Use lighting rods as fences

[warm trout]

hello

[brittle salmon]

how do i caculate profits

[distant sphinx]

https://thorinair.github.io/Stardew-Profits/#produce_0-planted_1-maxSeedMoney_0-days_28-fertilizer_0-level_1-season_0-buySeed_false-buyFert_false-average_false-fertilizerSource_0-seeds_(pierre_true-joja_true-special_true)-skills_(till_false-agri_false-arti_false)-foodIndex_0-foodLevel_0-extra_true-crossSeason_false-foragingLevel_1

Oh that's a big link

[west crane]

The entire configuration is on the link

Bro

[distant sphinx]

Just keep in mind that it does mess up the calculations for some crops like cranberries due to it doing the quality calculations wrong

[noble bluff]

Is there a better oven than the basic oven?

[shut oyster]

how do i get rid of something I cant throw away or throw out

[cobalt hare]

Like what?

[noble bluff]

returning it if possible xd

[shut oyster]

pumpkin seeds

[noble bluff]

but sell them xd

if you don't want them or don't wait for next fall

[west crane]

Just walk over to the western entrance

[lone charm]

go to where the bus stop is

[crude tapir]

go back to ur farm basically

[lone charm]

ye

[crude tapir]

where u entered it

wdym how just walk 😭

[lone charm]

when it says "do you wanna leave" click yes

lmao its fine

[west crane]

[lone charm]

WOOO GOT THE LAST THING FOR THE ANIMAL BUNDLE!!!

[west crane]

Is it wool

[cyan merlin]

i love new farmers channel

[lone charm]

large egg

[cyan merlin]

nice :3

[lone charm]

https://tenor.com/view/junimo-stardew-stardew-valley-surprised-shocked-gif-21722182

[noble bluff]

What does lmao mean?

[lone charm]

laughing my ass off

[noble bluff]

My sister told me it was a laugh but I didn't believe her but I see it's true xd

[lone charm]

i just have bulletin and vault left :D

[sharp minnow]

Geologist or miner?

[distant sphinx]

Miner

[sharp minnow]

Its to laye

I did geologist

[distant sphinx]

It's ok

You can always change it later

[west crane]

Quite some time later

[distant sphinx]

Depends on how lucky you are

[hollow grove]

Is my account transferrable to PC. Im using iphone to play

[lunar palm]

Why can’t I put multiple types of fertilizer on the same tile of tilled ground?

[trail nest]

imagine doing that in life

[cinder carbon]

Irl you do have different fertilizers/soil mixes for different applications. What you'd use for a succulent isn't what you'd use for carrots

[hollow grove]

do I have to pay again?

[trail nest]

i think???

[broken thistle]

guys is this something that has ever happened to anyone before? literally walked in guild and 6 lava swords spawned. Nothing at all is anywhere online https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/118scbq/what_is_this_no_mod_stardew_valley_world_have/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[cobalt hare]

how ???

[cinder carbon]

No mods frfr

?

[cobalt hare]

so lucky

[cinder carbon]

What platform

[lone charm]

😂 wait what omg

thats amazing

[broken thistle]

this is pc

dude

like what is that lmao

not complaining but its weirdest thing i have ever seen

[cinder carbon]

And you really have no mods

Never modded at all

[broken thistle]

i swear

this is my first ever playthrough

on pc

[cinder carbon]

Like you didn't mod and remove mods

[broken thistle]

nope

[cinder carbon]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[broken thistle]

installed game and loaded coop with mates

we were all googling for like an hour afterwards to try find something on it

[lone charm]

i mean ig u have 6 extra swords now¯_(ツ)_/¯

[cobalt hare]

Free swords!

[cinder carbon]

You're host?

Ask your friends if any of them have mods

I mean when unusual stuff happens 99% of the time it's because of mods

[lone charm]

lol true

[broken thistle]

ye im host and none of them have mods, no one has played before and we just jumped in didnt even look at mods

[cinder carbon]

Otherwise send it to concernedape, maybe you found a new bug

[cobalt hare]

You and you're friends all have matching seords

Taking matching friendship bracelets to anew level

[cinder carbon]

https://forums.stardewvalley.net/forums/help-bug-reports-non-modded.12/

[cobalt hare]

do i get better chickens if i incubate better eggs

[broken thistle]

theres 3 of us so we got the double matching swords now

we all get 2 lmao

[trail nest]

what do you mean better chickens

[cobalt hare]

idk

[trail nest]

they all start out the same i thin

think

[cobalt hare]

ok

[trail nest]

mayo maker for better eggs

[cinder carbon]

God I hate the prismatic jelly quest

[alpine kestrel]

we all do

[cobalt hare]

A lot of the difference in coop animals is about upkeep vs profit. Ducks and dinos don't need to be checked in on everyday, but are a bit less profitable, while chickens kinda require daily maintenance, but produce more per day

i just sold all my ducks they were stupid

i got the feather for the book and sold them all

And void chickens produce more than a low hearts chicken, but max hearts chickens produce more than a void chicken

[pseudo heart]

does slime can regen (i accidentally hit them) in slime hutch (i checked wiki and found nothing)?

[cobalt hare]

ok

[cinder carbon]

That difference falls apart with the autograbber though. Just line up a dozen mayo machines and check the grabber every few days

[ashen flume]

No

Afaik they dont

[pseudo heart]

uwogh

[cobalt hare]

Lol yeah. I still keep a couple of each because I think they're cute

[pliant stag]

reset the day if its really important to you

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare yeah I like the variety

[sweet tree]

wheres sprite spring? for SVE

plz @ e

me

[lone charm]

im in year 2 now

[sweet tree]

nvm found it

its in secret woods in aurora vineyard

[shut oyster]

what does weight do on a sword

[alpine kestrel]

knockback

[novel thistle]

@cobalt hare You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[alpine kestrel]

wow congrats

[hollow grove]

should I choose beach farm as my starting farm?

[alpine kestrel]

no

[serene walrus]

no its more of a challange farm lol

[hollow grove]

you cant change farm once you start?

[alpine kestrel]

you can't

[serene walrus]

oh i was about to say like no you cant lol

[alpine kestrel]

lol sorry I accidentally pressed enter there XD

[serene walrus]

[alpine kestrel]

[hollow grove]

I see. i just downloaded the game. and back then I loved harvest moon so I think im going to like this game too

[alpine kestrel]

you will

[hollow grove]

what farm should I choose as a starter?

[serene walrus]

i would start with standard

[alpine kestrel]

standard always

bec. you're just getting familiar with things

[hollow grove]

I see. thank you thank you guys

[serene walrus]

<3

[alpine kestrel]

if you have any more questions just ask here

[serene walrus]

if you ever start a new save after your first one i would go with forest :)

[slate raptor]

what should i do in the game rn? im currently in fall and i have no idea what to do, i try fishing and go mining sometimes but they drain my energy

[cobalt hare]

talk to hoes and get money

[hollow grove]

when is the time I will make new save? is there an end game in this game?

[slate raptor]

LMFAO WHAT

[serene walrus]

LMAOO OMG

[cobalt hare]

i was leveling up friendship on everyone but im like8 stars on half the people so im out of things to do

[slate raptor]

my love is for harvey only 🙏 the rest r ugly asf

dont get me started on haley

[velvet tendon]

mmm technically ||the summit|| but it takes a whileeeee to get there

[cobalt hare]

haley so bad i married haley

[serene walrus]

whenever you want tbh but yes there is a endgame and u can continue after "beating the game"

[cobalt hare]

she watering my plants even tho i just got sprinklers like can u cook or something

[hollow grove]

I see, so that's why there are speed runners in youtube. lol

[slate raptor]

at least harvey is loyal unlike that woman

[cobalt hare]

harvey is at 0 stars

i have the mixed girl and harvey at 0 they r both so boring

[slate raptor]

ur wrong

he’s js better

ur so wrong everythihn you say is very wwronging

[cobalt hare]

i have sam and sebastian at 0 too they got devious haircuts idont even want to talk to them

[slate raptor]

sam looks like a cheap tails

vincent is just worse than him

[cobalt hare]

idk

vincent is top 5 so is the other baby

[serene walrus]

[dim tulip]

Sam is my Goku boi

[limber kite]

hey, its winter and im looking to start my farm up again

[dim tulip]

Elliot is the one who has the atrocious haircut

[limber kite]

but

[dim tulip]

It's not even a cut

It's a war crime

[limber kite]

i cant find where to buy the seeds

[hollow grove]

what does coop do?

[dim tulip]

Pierre shop

[limber kite]

i only see grass starter

[cobalt hare]

no seeds in winter u have to do other things

[dim tulip]

Houses chicken

[trail nest]

you cant buy seeds in winter

[serene walrus]

man is discount Fabio lolol

[limber kite]

shit ok

so no farming until spring?

[trail nest]

fish or something

[trail nest]

yeah

[limber kite]

its what ive been doing

im just bored

[clever spire]

mine

decorate

talk to mfs

upgrade shit

[cobalt hare]

yea get all the bars u need so u can make sprinkler in spring

[clever spire]

get married

[limber kite]

i am

[slate raptor]

that annoying ass clint charging upgrades for an arm and a leg

[limber kite]

trying

[cobalt hare]

clint is not even expensive

[limber kite]

ive been trying for leah for a while now

[clever spire]

try harder

[cobalt hare]

leah a salad machine just buy 2 every week

[slate raptor]

wait who is leah?

[limber kite]

i give her salad every day

[serene walrus]

leah ez

[slate raptor]

where is her store

[limber kite]

and talk to her

[serene walrus]

she was the first i married

[slate raptor]

shes so forgettable ong

[cobalt hare]

below marnie

[slate raptor]

oh

[clever spire]

[slate raptor]

never seen her

[limber kite]

alright im just gonna focus on fishing and romancing leah

[slate raptor]

is she worth marrying compared to a doctor

[clever spire]

up to u

[serene walrus]

she is a really sweet person she is one of my faves

also wat lucy said lol

[trail nest]

i love haley

(you couldnt guess that)

[slate raptor]

is it possible to get a gay scene with robin

[serene walrus]

she is married

[slate raptor]

oh

get her divorced then??

[serene walrus]

you cant waaa

[clever spire]

robin for the girls fr

[slate raptor]

shes not straight

demeateuis or whatever his name is dont deserve her

[serene walrus]

so true

[clever spire]

real

[trail nest]

mods exist

[slate raptor]

banned

[spare wagon]

this going to sound weird but

[serene walrus]

ik i play with mods

[spare wagon]

can u marry the kids if they grow up

[trail nest]

there has to be a mod to marry robin

[slate raptor]

what

[serene walrus]

but i wish we could get with robin in vanilla game

[trail nest]

what

[clever spire]

there is lol

[sharp minnow]

[serene walrus]

ayo-

[cobalt hare]

everyone see's robin first thing when they get the opening cutscene and gets a crush on her lmao

[slate raptor]

[clever spire]

hell nah reporting that shit 😭

[slate raptor]

that is WILD to ask

[sharp minnow]

Are used to hate Demetrious for marrying Robin

[sharp minnow]

Please do

[cobalt hare]

🚓 🚓 🚓

[slate raptor]

demeateuis

[spare wagon]

no report pls

[clever spire]

alr did

[cobalt hare]

bro reported that

[spare wagon]

im just asking if they made that a feature in the game that would be weird

[sharp minnow]

You can’t just ask questions like that

[novel thistle]

@sharp minnow You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[cobalt hare]

are u guys all like dumb

[serene walrus]

nice

[sharp minnow]

Hell yeah

[serene walrus]

yes

[clever spire]

the timing lmfao

[spare wagon]

well no crap i said it was going to be weird

[slate raptor]

give me my fucking level

[sharp minnow]

Level up

[clever spire]

the more u justify it the more sus u sound

[slate raptor]

maybe

[serene walrus]

lucy speaking facts

[cobalt hare]

clearly

[cobalt hare]

i can't hate that much on the one other poc in town

[spare wagon]

no grooming

[limber kite]

how long does marriage take if you go quickly

[slate raptor]

like three days

[clever spire]

CONGRATS

[sharp minnow]

I dont hate him now

[spare wagon]

tf

[limber kite]

no like getting them to marry you

[sharp minnow]

him and me arw chill

[slate raptor]

then you can do the unthinkable with your husband/wife

[cobalt hare]

it took me like 2 months

[limber kite]

im at 3 hearts with leah

[slate raptor]

oh

[sharp minnow]

leah is my new bae <33

[spare wagon]

how u get marriage in 3 days

[cobalt hare]

speedruns get it done in like an hour, pretty wild

[slate raptor]

probably a year if your on summer

[sharp minnow]

Impossible im pretty sure

[cobalt hare]

leah easy u just salad every day

[dim tulip]

I climbed up the chat to see what it was and I wasn't disappointed

[slate raptor]

unless you stalk her like everuday or something

[clever spire]

u try to marry haley/shane u could probably get them at least by spring y1

[limber kite]

im in winter

[spare wagon]

shane 😍

[slate raptor]

skull emoji

[trail nest]

ive done by summer yr 1

[limber kite]

what

[cobalt hare]

shane a dweeb bro im talking to him hes like are u done

[slate raptor]

wait next year and we’ll talk

[dim tulip]

He has development

[solar shell]

@spare wagon please avoid questions regarding inappropriate topics

[dim tulip]

But then, it gets destroyed

[sharp minnow]

Does the marrying and dating like even come up in really early gameplay?

[slate raptor]

can i adopt junimos pslspspslslsps

[solar shell]

yes

[dim tulip]

@solar shell question, does swearing is allowed?

[spare wagon]

Yes

[slate raptor]

yeah

[limber kite]

huh

[solar shell]

you steal them from community center

[cobalt hare]

Actually

[dim tulip]

Yes

[solar shell]

yea

[slate raptor]

how tho cuz they all run

[limber kite]

how you place deocrations

[dim tulip]

I have Haley as girlfriend in summer day 5

[slate raptor]

piss

[solar shell]

run faster >:)

[dim tulip]

Thank fucking god

[sharp minnow]

Y if ur on switch and i think right click for pc?

Or a

[cobalt hare]

you can if you're going at it. Potentially with haley and shane since they have early birthdays, so you can get a lot of hearts with them really quick

[dim tulip]

@sharp minnow

[spare wagon]

can u marry pam

[serene walrus]

no

[cobalt hare]

lmao, someone clearly has a favorite

[serene walrus]

only the people with (single) under their name you can marry

[spare wagon]

ok

[cobalt hare]

i can't say too much though, i was going hard for y1 flower dance, and had haley at like 2-3 hearts above the next person i was closest too

[dim tulip]

Spring I just went for Caroline for getting the tea saplings

[sharp minnow]

I think that it took me awhile For perrie to sell the flowers because i was not at that much hearts with leah yet

[spare wagon]

i just got the game thanks

[dim tulip]

And how fast I can make Haley be a good person

[dim tulip]

At least 8 heart for the bouquet be available

[sharp minnow]

It took me until like late summer to get 8 hearts

[cobalt hare]

i think in my current file i need hearts with and linus, emily, for sashimi recipe, and hopefully wool for community center

[sharp minnow]

year 1 of course

[cobalt hare]

so, guess i'll be off shoving topaz in front of emily every night, and forgeables into linus

[dim tulip]

I got Penny and Leah 8 heart by Winter year 1

This is a new save, so

[limber kite]

alright so how many talk and gift days is it per hearts

[sharp minnow]

I want to get to like every heart with all the npcs with out dating of course

[cobalt hare]

god, in my first playthrough, the first person i got to 10 hears with i think was pam

pam is nice

[serene walrus]

i mean she give some useful stuff

[cobalt hare]

u think grouchy old lady but the real grouch is the grandma

[dim tulip]

Abusive to her daughter, but ok

[shut oyster]

whats a good way to get hardwood

[trail nest]

i dont know why but pam is one of my favorites????????

[cobalt hare]

not doing the dishes is now abuse

[trail nest]

[cobalt hare]

each heart is 250 friendship points. You get 20 talking to them, 20-120 points giving gifts depending on the gift and it's quality

[cobalt hare]

im going to secret forest to get mahogany seeds and planting them at my house

[dim tulip]

||Kinda strange screaming at your daughter if someone volunteered for help||

[proven willow]

Mostly from secret woods, and the rest from mines

[cobalt hare]

the gifts ammount on birthdays is worth x8

That was the grandpa

not pam

[dim tulip]

I'm talking about other heart event

[cobalt hare]

Oh

im still getting there with pam

[sharp minnow]

Pams like sprite un zoomed in is so cute

[dim tulip]

||It's a Penny heart event actually||

[cobalt hare]

it was because i went to the saloon every night to talk to people, and i think i kinda intuitively gave her beer for her birthday. I did the same with shane, but didn't really want to date him, so i never got past 8

[slate raptor]

how many friendship points do i get if i give a villager something they love

[trail nest]

a lot

[cobalt hare]

80 points. this is multiplied based on quality, with irridium multiplying that by 1.50

[dim tulip]

And 8x for gifting at their birthday

[slate raptor]

how many friendship points for one heart

[cobalt hare]

250

[dim tulip]

I thought it was 1.75 multiplier wasn't?

[slate raptor]

hmm sounds like a lot

[dim tulip]

Not really

[cobalt hare]

it's +50%, i just checked the wiki

[dim tulip]

Haley or Shane you can Max them out on first season

[sharp minnow]

Can you get the mermaid pendant if it’s a regular rain storm without it being a thunderstorm?

[cobalt hare]

i mean talking to them is 20 points, so think of it as talking to them for 2 weeks being about the same as one heart

[dim tulip]

The other are trouble because of how hard is to get some loved gifts early game

[slate raptor]

oh okay thanks

[dim tulip]

Normal rain does it I think

[sharp minnow]

Can you get it in spring?

[trail nest]

if upgraded house and 10 hearts yeah

[dim tulip]

Of course, it's normal rain

[serene walrus]

yes any season except winter (unlesss u have rain totem ig)

[trail nest]

OH WAIT were u talking about rain

yeah rain is

any season but winter

[sharp minnow]

Im just waiting for it to rain

its always sunny

[trail nest]

i think it rains more in summer

[alpine kestrel]

it does

[shut oyster]

why does my pathway keep breaking in random spots

[alpine kestrel]

thunderstorms or weeds i think

[dim tulip]

In Philadelphia

[hollow flicker]

boredom

[hollow grove]

how do I save the game in the middle of playing?

im using iphone

[hollow flicker]

you cant

only way to save is by sleeping

[serene walrus]

no you can

[trail nest]

you can??

[hollow flicker]

can you?

[dim tulip]

There's sometimes the game saves mid day and asks if you want to continue where you left

[serene walrus]

save backup in option menu

[dim tulip]

But I don't know how to trigger it

[hollow flicker]

oh wait yea i forgot about that

but you gotta feed your animals again

if you got animals

[hollow grove]

I clicked save back up

[serene walrus]

nice

next time u open it should say 'would you like to continue'

[rapid zealot]

I see. Am I able to add Expanded on later to my same farm?

[hollow flicker]

yea

[hollow grove]

Thank you peachy!!!!

[serene walrus]

[hollow flicker]

i forgot that happens on mobile

[gleaming ermine]

I just started 2 days ago, when I'm getting a hold of this game, I got overwhelmed about this game. Like there's a lot I need to do,

[hollow flicker]

yea

but it gets easier the longer it goes

[gleaming ermine]

Yes, I'm using an Android, I just clear the tab and when I go back to the game, there's an option like "continue where you left?"

[serene walrus]

ah the game is about relaxing and going at your own pace so tbh do whatever u want

[hollow flicker]

the game gets fun as well if you get where i am

[gleaming ermine]

Thank you, that's what I think too. I've watched this YouTuber first before i play the game for some tips and he's doing a 100 days in Stardew and his progress is absolutely fast. And i compare it to my progress, maybe that's why I got overwhelmed and confused at the start

[serene walrus]

he's a pro and definitely played the game before if he's progressing that fast so dont even worry about it lol

[hexed smelt]

Ignore the YouTubers.

[serene walrus]

exactly

[hollow flicker]

the youtubers can give helpful tips but dont try to rush like they do take your time

[limber kite]

ok

[gleaming ermine]

Thank you, I will take my time and have fun with it on my own pace

[limber kite]

well i give her the salad which is on her loved items list

so every week its like a heart?

also

Mariner or Luremaster?

i need help making that descicion

[hollow flicker]

do you fish alot?

sorry i havent looked at those lol-

[limber kite]

yet

[cobalt hare]

i like mariner better, you're still better off buying crab pots from willy

[limber kite]

Crab Trap requires no bait or crab trap produces no junk items

[proven willow]

I would choose mariner cause baits are cheap

[hollow flicker]

ohhh yea mariner

[cobalt hare]

wait hold on am i getting my skills mixed up?

[limber kite]

i picked mariner

[proven willow]

But why did you choose trapper

[cobalt hare]

i think i am

[summer dragon]

i almost died on floor 2 of skull cavern

[serene walrus]

trapper more like i literally never chose that skill tree

[limber kite]

i dont know

i dont even make crab pots i just buy them

[trail nest]

who chose trapper

[limber kite]

me i guess

[hexed smelt]

Yeah, but with a recycling machine the junk items can actually be worthwhile.

[limber kite]

this is an old save idk

[trail nest]

why

[limber kite]

ion know

i dont remember doing it

[spare wagon]

can throwing away trash in your bin earn you money

or no it’s just worthless

[trail nest]

worthless unless upgraded trash can

[cobalt hare]

trash from fishing and such is worthless unless put into a recycling machine, or in the case of driftwood, into a wood chipper as well

[clever spire]

trash trash is always no money

[cobalt hare]

I meant driftwood, I put the wrong thing

[frigid hatch]

Ok yeah I saw that

[dim tulip]

The message got sent to shadow realm

[forest idol]

I got an new cool shirt

[bleak fable]

yo nice

how'd yopu get it

[forest idol]

||star shard on the sewing machine||

[restive forum]

Guys

[true spoke]

MY CHICKEN ISNT EATING HE GRASS!!!

[hollow grove]

how do I open my save in the pc. im using iphone

[true spoke]

HOW IS GRASS GROWING ON THE WOOD FLOOR

[dim tulip]

Put the save file on the correct place?

Is the name of the folder on the farm or farmer?

[true spoke]

also how do i get new clothes

[dim tulip]

Sewing machine, wool and itens

Not wool, I forgot the name of the processed wool

[mighty grotto]

Cloth

[true spoke]

i have 3 soggy newspapers and a recycling machine

Torches

why are the ponds in the farm so damn polluted

all i get is trash

[distant sphinx]