#stardew-valley
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Any slime has a 1% chance to be prismatic when that quest is active
I just got so much money XDD

im gonna learn hot to fly
shane's the shortest bachelor, right?
Yessir
yuup
he'll fit perfectly in the riverland farm then
XD
Another reason to marry him 
If I ever make more worlds, I'm always going to stick with Maru -w- She is baby
Spoilers !
eh, saying his name shouldnt be spoilers bc
Me when I only have like
You don’t know he exists tho
<35 donations
XDD
I swear her heart cutscenes are anything but romantic
My poor chickens T-T
It feels like you're spending time with a best friend
And pop you get married
YEEEEES
I haven't seen all of them though, I'm on 8 hearts
eh, i'll live
Ew no I'd get Maru to go no contact with her dad after marriage
Demetrius is a dick
How do I upgrade sword?
Oh god XDD
I don't see the option at the blacksmith.
You can't upgrade swords, you get them from hitting dungeon milestones
Or by random drops/fishing
You can get new swords by reaching certain levels in the mines
Or by simply paying an astronomical price tag
What about Joja receptionist?
he
is the worst
Morris is doing his job, like its his position that's scummy
Damn... Grinding only 3 floors is soo boring.
I only get copper and other minerals.
I can handle Demetrius -w- He's a bit overprotective, but it's fine
Wife stealing should be an option I wanna save Caroline :(
Why aren't you progressive
Me when I try to save Robin

Robin supremacy
Doing Pelican Town a service
Morris could have stfu about his announcement of 50% discount in a different store.
Just saying 😅
Can't argue with that assessment.
I'm only siding with Pierre because of community center and Joja stuff being more expensive
Otherwise I'd side with Joja
So, I'm at the blacksmith deciding which one to upgrade... I need help 😅
whatcha trying to upgrade?
Exactly
nothing
I have Axe, Watering Can, Hoe for upgrades...
I should be able to marry her
she just wants scientist husband /j
leah's your second option.
She owns the carpentry shop, she's the one who makes the money
She got her own business and isn’t it her house 😭
Just a tip, whichever one you choose to upgrade will be taken from you for about 3 days, so whichever one you can do without for those 3 days, I say upgrade that one
Is not something that concerns her
Oh... That seems easy.
Axe it is.
There ya go
the reason she is undatable is
1 - married to demetrius
2 - shes got horrible romantic tastes
Source?
Fax
What's your current game date at, what's your tool levels
Namely pickaxe, axe, watering can
Everything else is whatever
Dilf?!
add an f to the end of your sentancs
Best girl Leah

No! Maru is best girl XD
n0
Abigirl 3rd best girl
theyre all best girl (besides abigail /j)
Robin and Caroline
Haley 2nd best
Suggestion: Make Robin dateable, her 8 heart event is her divorcing Demetrius
We're having a whole debat right now XDD

Look I usually would jump straight for Robin but
The issue is, marrying Robin would make Maru and Seb your step kids
@cobalt hare You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!
Your point
WHat do ya'll see in abigail!?
Gamer girl
Purple hair gamer girl
Wait Sebastian isn’t a teen?!
She's emo??
Ages are not actually set in stone anywhere
absolutely nothing
It would be weird to marry a teen no
it would, yes
He’s like a full on basement baby
Maru and Seb are definitely not over 30 and definitely above 18
And the farmer isn't over 30 by any means
Bruh
Best case scenario its still cursed to some extent
The farmer's age is I think whatever the player really wants them to be
seek psychological evaluation
They're vague enough to be any age
still
Jokes are funny
seek one
You can kinda tell the ages of some chacters considering they're married with kids XD
ConcernedApe describes people like Elliott and Harvey as mature partners, which means there's an age gap between the farmer and those 2, and we can kind of guess the age of Elliott and Harvey
they r all made to be 18+, but Maru does look kinda young
How is saying you like children good humour
Based on this, farmer is legit no older than 30
tell funnier jokes???
Stardew valley expanded adds the ability to date a milf, and her son, at the same time
NOOOOOO WHY!??
Sophia best girl
I'm pretty sure Olivia is supposed to be at least 40
Agreed
and shane is also descirbed as one of the "older bachelors"
ye elliot and harvey also talk like it
Shane definitely gives off the vibe of "35 year old who needs to get his life together"
real
you cant fix him
i think early 40s, but who doesnt like a milf
I hate Shane
He does if you befriend him
Early-mid 40s for sure
i could make him worse 😈 /j
I hate shane, he's an asshole >0< SO rude!
nah that guy is like end 20s but still lives like a student
Befriend him
I will someday, but haley is an absolute no-no
Haley is a sweetheart after 6 hearts
Haley also gets better as you befriend her
I got something called Ancient Seed, what do I do?
Donate it to Gunther
Donate it to the museum
Should I plant it?
donate to museum
DONATE IT
And then plant it and save all the fruit
she does get u blushing if u befriend her
When you donate it, you'll get a plantable seed
Along with Dwarf Scroll?
Yes
Yeah
Donate everything but dino egg and prismatic shard
I only wanna blush for maru -w-
I doubt that. Because I never got anything back from that place.
You want a copy of both first before donating
I am a simp
maru looks too young for me
Click "Collect reward"
im a leah lover
From?
Maru is a fully trained nurse
No its a fact, Gunther will give you back an ancient seed and its recipe
They're all adults but some are younger than others
From Gunther
ye but she looks like shes 16
She looks like new Velma💀
whos velma
Pretty sure stardew valley characters ages aren't set in stone
Impossible
oh no...
nooooo
i need to know
Never
She was in scooby doo
spinoff velma...
spill the tea
That's... Eye opening in a sad way xd
We may have to, or he'll stumble across the new one
is velma the nerd in scooby doo?
Then got terribly rebooted in the worst show ever
Velma from scooby Doo movies/tv show etc
Yeah, google how she looks now being rebooted
I HATE the reboot!
scooby doo isnt rlly big here, just watched like 1 or 2 episodes from it and the movie, cant remember any names except for shaggy and scooby doo
Also they made a scooby doo spin-off without scooby doo, and black Shaggy
Shaggy is black now
Scooby doo is just gone
Maru has at least an associates degree or bachelor's degree in nursing (3 or 4 years, lets say 4) and has passed the NCLEX exam, since she's a registered nurse
Assuming she started her bachelor's at 18 she has to be at least 22
Yup!
o she changed ethnicity? how creative
Maru's older art is cute
Everyone did
I got 9 cauliflower seeds 💀
In the worst way they could
Far right on top is my fave
Make it gaint
dont tell me scooby doo is now a cat
HE'S NOT EVEN THERE
And a love interest for Shaggy
what
He's gone! T-T
wtf
They took him out T-T
She looks like a Rebecca
Shaggy also isn't called Shaggy
ok my children wont be getting any TV for their life
No, just goen
His name is fuckin "Norville"
Huh?
What kind of name is taht
XDD
Scooby is my dog's name in SDV.
9 of them all together will turn into a gaint one after some time
How can you know he is Scoob if his name aint Scooby
only the middle crop has to be fully grown to make a giant crop, too
My dog is named Cujo
wait shaggy is gay
No they turned Scooby into a woman too
No, shaggy likes velma, as always
Idk never watched the show myself, only saw reviews
Velma
I mix them up
wdym into him?
as love interest
NOOOOOOO
These are early designs for the Velma characters on the top
Okay, I got the seeds.
The early designs are so much better
they r all wrong
shaggy should look like a hobo
and velma should look like a real nerd
which single should i marry/has the best benefits??
uhhhhh
Emily imo
someone mentioned velma and i didnt know who it was
If we are looking strictly at benefits
o ye maru is velma reboot
leah has the best sex
-_-
bc ive married abby b4 and she kept mentioning how she shouldve married sebastian instead
its soooo expensive
How can i find the screenshot of my farm on mobile?
camera role?
oh god XDD
will do ty ^^
It didnt show up
try again, check settings and see if stardew has access to photos c:
Thx
I'm smealting ALL the minerals I have right now XDD
It doesnt want any access
As it says
Oh yeah, I got this weird alien-like capsule on my farm and whatever was inside broke out qwq should I be worried?
nah
ookay TwT
No it's fine
ya'll know what it is?
The capsule??
Hellooo
Alien
An alien
0-0
me
I think it’s an easter egg
gotcha, I'm terrified now XD
It's nothing bad
Nope
No
ok okay, im good then XD
It will just be opened a few days later
Yeah I don't think it does anything
Do the tree saplings die off once out of season like crops or no?
It won't get near you so you are good
No
oh He’s Coming For You
Ok thanks was wondering
although if you planted a fruit tree, the leaves and fruit wont grow in the winter
0-0
They won't produce the fruits out of their seasons and that's it
:))
hello guys, stupid question:does anyone need any online job done(writing, designing, etc...)? I wanna buy statdew.
ah, not me right now -w-
I'm sure this is rule breaking
why?
Ooooooh, because of the advertising?
kinda counts as an advert
Yeah They don't allow advert
Well good luck with that friend
okay
Try posting this in #town-square
Since I guess they talk about pretty much anything there
heyy
you think im in a right place for this. I tried swagbucks and that kind of stuff
how is ppl
Hola
Hiii, pretty good
Hi @jagged dock
it would take months that way
nice to hear
I'm good
good ye, how about you?
Hi, anyone from Brazil who wanna play together?
is good 
IKUZOO
That’s like 1season earning from Ancient fruit
OH MY GOD! All that for one!?
400-500 wine I forgot
Rip
Now I have 116+528 ancient fruit seed
So will be more money if I have more keg
Could triple my income so 3M/season if I’m not lazy
I'm very surprised your not in seasoned farmers right now qwq
did you save the wine and sell it all at once?
I used to hate Joja now I have them even more
I just got a magma geode from chopping a tree XD
they charge so much money for just bringing you from a corner of the farm to your house if you get tired -.-
yeah..
Just take it easy and don't rush yourself
I know, but I'm envious qwq
Yea I wait for 4 time+
I know your feeling hehe
ok
Thanks to the beach supplies
Ooh you playing on mobile
Those are iridium items as fr as I know
They are upgraded to Iridium
ooooh
is it very rare to find minerals such as diamond by fishing gifts
stardew valley fair is in 4 days and I need 1 more literal heart with marnie for uhhh yeah
spoilers
Not really rare. But whenever you see a treasure chest when fishing try to catch it with the fish and see what's inside.
Today I got two diamonds from fishing
I just need a diamond and my luck is too bad
gifting a loved gift increases your heart if you have gifted a liked gift before right?
and if you talk everyday
I accidentally kinda gifted the worse gift by a mistake click
oh it is?
I love the bear 🐻
@cobalt hare You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
How many level for this
bear is awesome
For what exactly
Yes he is
.
I don't really know 😂 I joined like yesterday
Lmao

You sure to talk a lot then
Useless
But I think participating in chat will level you up
||bear knowledge||
Hi, anyone know what this message means that I just got in my mail box? I'm on day 15 of summer year 1....
It says that my farm will be featured in the up and coming column of the stardewvalley tribune. Anyone know what it is please?
I have no idea..
the bear does more than just give you the ||bear knowledge|| but its slightly later into the game
It's just a random event.
Your farm gonna appear in a tv show.
😂 thats ok, thanks tho @winter token
Ohhhh ok thanks @cobalt hare do I get anything for watching it?
Is there a way to view the show
What else he does?
I tried viewing everyday after that mail but never saw any related to my farm
I think a ||letter from your father||
is there a way to slow down the time?
Just like me
I see
Lol
Sadly, no
dang
But I wish It was that way 😭 time be running so fast
Wazza
||on sunny days in the southeast of cindersap forest you can find him by a bush, and if you give him five items that he asks for he'll clean up the town and upgrade alex's dog house||
I’m pretty sure that’s another one
when you upgrade a coop
@winter token You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
big coop
Coop level 3 i think
YEEEEEES
Lmao that's him???? I thought he was a giant squirrel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe level 2
no its the same one i believe
The first one talk tho
it only happens after you give the syrup
e
i got the community center finally
good job
like day 7
Egg incubator? Than you have to upgrade your coop to a big or deluxe
Nah they don't show it it's just the letter
Ah
you were right they are different LOL mb
Is it better to first upgrade coop or buy barn
Congratulations 🎉👏🏻
that's sad it would've been cool if they were interviewing me and all and I got famous in the entire town and somehow everyone got impressed and hearts increased automatically 💀
Okay that's way too much to ask for
Personally I bought the barn first. Than started to upgrade
I think coop
I wish
same
atleast its not in fall like on my switch
there is something you can do, that will increase your friendship with all the townspeople
Oh wow
That's cool
Uhh lemme guess Something related to ||community center||? Idk it's just a guess
has to do with the || community center ||
youd be right
He guessed it 
Ay Les go
Alright guys talk laterr
Bye
Same I'll go bye
Bye
The Luau can also boost friendship for everyone
It happens in summer
wait what TV show?
Where does kwarts spawn again
Geez louise, I'm trying to catch 3 tuna for a quest and I'm getting a ton of red mullets, but the tuna are scarce. 😆
Realistic
Quartz pops up in the mines.
I know I meant lvl
hello
Hello there
L
Not sure, but fairly early.
guys what do i do if i lost my watering can i checked the adventures guild and all my chests its gone 😭
its been missing for a few days
I didn't even know it was possible to lose your watering can
Then it’s in a chest
How did you lose it? I didn't even know you could.
You can’t
Check the lost and found in Lewis house
Why do I keep accidentally selling my cheese
Wait no I didn't sell it last time
I lost it
trying to cheese up the game i guess
😂
I have accidentally sold all my cheese too many times to count
Cheese is so great for healing up in the mines.
That's why I try to keep at least 100 of it
But last time I died in the mines I lost my sword and my cheese
And my sword was like, the endgame sword
Lol, I usually only keep 20. But I make some every day, so 20 is plenty.
You can get your sword back through Marlin!
Yeah ik that
Nothing
Already did
when i press the button to remove the fish from my fish pond will i get the fish back?
no, you have to fish them out and then click the button
nope, they'll all be regular quality
I'm new to the game what is the best farm
I’m really excited honestly I’m in the summer season and I think Alex likes me!
for new people most would say standard iirc
standard farm is the best to start with
Okay ty bro
he complemented my character’s tan spoiler alert im a tanned girl irl so I made her tan xD
Standard or forest
No petting Sadge
Can I have a prismatic shard pls
You got enough to share around🤣
I got 8 total now I could give you 2 if I could
I have like 20
I have been on the save for 17 (almost 18 year) no shit I have a lot
dang
O:
The only think I’ve achieved in my 4 years is owning the arcade machines lol
I’m addicted to prairie king
Nice Junimo for me
||I need cinder shard||
Get a ray pond
Beat it 6 times! Tryna do it without dying now
I ain’t even there yet
I completely forget about the community centre
Sadge
What
Ohh
That was one of the first I did
On my new farm I’m gunna try complete it first year
You will have to plan well
I hope they do a patch update on mobile soon, everyone’s experiencing the same glitches
!mobilebug
If you run into a bug in the 1.5 mobile update, please report it here: https://forums.stardewvalley.net/threads/report-1-5-mobile-issues-here.14953/
are crab pots worth? im at level 5 fish and wondering trapper or fisher
get fisher
Fisher better
thanks, was going to just making sure im not making a massive blunder lol
crab pots are good but fisher and the following professions are all better
what professions follow?
hey
there's angler, which increases fish sell price more, and treasure hunter, which makes treasure chests more common when fishing
no problem
I just hit lvl 10 foraging and I have to choose between two : Botanist or tracker which one should I choose?
botanist
Thanks 
the quality bonus applies to some already great items, like rainbow shells and fruits from the farm cave
Oh I see
it also prevents foragables of different qualities from clogging up your inventory
Yea exactly
Iridium truffles
yea those too
please delete this!
Why do they need to delete that?
rules
so?
That means it's a spoiler...
If it has the blocked off text then u are warning ppl that it's a spoiler but experienced players can read it
post cc needs to be deleted
Exactly. If a spoiler is needed then it's in the wrong room.
unless cc rewards
Alright so I guess we're not allowed to communicate then
bruh
u are
if u wanna talk without using spoilers and mentioning late game just used seasoned
Maybe u could just not click the text lol...
You are, just put it in #stardew-spoilers It takes 2 seconds to hop channels
well some people are tempted
You missed the entire point
dont argue with us on the rules talk to the mods
Nobody had a problem with the text until now lol
mods get complaints in the inbox so not everyone says it staright and front
you can just not participate in the server if you don't like the rules
nobody is forcing you to
Raven. Hun, just take the chip on the shoulder, listen to what veteran discord members are trying to tell you, and learn and move on. Defending your mistake ain’t winning you any friends.
It be like that
LMAO
caps lock sorry
Eh regular old spoiler errors
is there a bundle after pantry in cc?
should I choose geologist or miner talent
There is
hey is stardew valley cross platform on co-op?
no way
yes and no
oh wait you said on
no
Yes way
i read that as or
man 😢
spoiler?
how do you get them?
Foraging lvl 9
It's for everything
i just completed cc

k
the junimos left tho
its atleast greener
will do, thanks for advice
Henlo
do they stack like?
Yes
Better with 2
how to get the hat back?
You will be able to do more stuff with rings later in the game so keep every ring you find. Get a dresser from robin
||Can I put the rare seed in my greenhouse ?||
I think you should put another hat on it to get that one back
Thank you !
and some fruit tree in greenhouse too
i suck at junimo kart but i wanna see the end 
Wait there's an and
Oh yeah I guess
I don't think so all I know is you will get an achievement after ||beating lewis score|| I'm not sure
huh
No
What really?
JK has no achievement thankfully, JotPK has 2 but should have none. Beating the game and getting the game mailed to you should be the achievement.
Oooh I see
Get a stardrop from marriage partner at 12.5 hearts
and rifling through pockets but okay
its not
but when he steals 10 omni geodes
and iridium ore
Pretty sure the pay is either 1000 gold or uh... 10% of your savings
exactly!
what crops should i buy in summer
and cc crops
First summer then Blueberries are great, but Melons are nice if you have some jars
Corn and Blueberries... but yeah. The CC crops
cc crops?
Also, Corn is nice to have since it lasts both Summer and Autumn
Corn is a bit of a bait since they last 2 seasons, but they don't give too much gold.
Over both seasons all together it will be a pretty high Gold per day but There's just better stuff from summer and Fall that you can use
community center
Community center
Community Center bundles
a alien comes out of it after a few days
Decoration
Uuuuhh... nothing
u see him at night sometimes
Hey how many days do fall seeds take to grow?
It says on the seed packet
i found 6 gold ores together wow
LETS GO dinosaur egg
nooo
i used desert totem not food

Good. Got tired from playing too much
how do you get incubater
Upgrade the coop
ty
You have to upgrade your coop to big or deluxe
MORTALS how are you
Robin will build it in
and YOUR immortal?
Based on evidence
No
34 gold wow
R u playing in local mines or?
skull
Yes it will be empty
MORTALS how are you doing
Fun 💀
very
Nothing.
He is gone 🤣

I swear to god I’m gonna proof your mortality if you don’t respond
How are you doing with the flying "dragons"
Do it
im immortal fool
To what extent
i cannot die
But all have weaknesses or you are your own weaknes
my weakness is hubris what is yours
Hubris?
A weakness is not in the mind
believing you can do everything better
it can be
Oh
no war no homelessness
But then still if you claim to be all powerful then you’re form can’t contain the power if you are as you claim
no i never said all powerful like a god, only a mortal turned immortal
Then your form will break at the slightest injury
more major injuries but okay
are you talking like asgard greek or what religon
or view point
No your form is not intended for inmortality
idk man i just read percy jackson 
I realized
lol
Guys can you co-op with others even if they’re on a different platform?
Like if I’m on pc and my friend is on switch
can you walk through corn?
Yes
no iirc
can you walk through blue berry?
yes
ty
no
Oh ok
you cant or can
i put a duck feather in a thing in the community center and i can’t move now
i think my game crashed but idk
You can
Probably crashed yea
If you on switch press A
14/14 hearts with abigal love the special statue
guys whats the best seed possible for the greenhouse?
ancient
ok just making sure
Can you marry him?
yes
Hi, I’m in a bit of a pickle. I need alot of furnaces but I accidentally made 17 copper ingots before I had the idea. Is there anyway to change copper ingots back into ore
Guys Im thinking in upgrading the coop first than to buy a farm. Its a quicker investment as I can already grow more chickens for free, while the barn I will have to buy the cows, and they cant reproduce yet
Tried Harvey in a previous play and he is 
Lovely
But Alex in always number one for me
no
Ahhhhhhhh man
not that i know of
I’m in urgent need of furnaces but I’m in a lack of copper ore cuz I crafted them all into ingots
go mining
dont
And I found one exactly for my problem
Why
dont turn to the dark side
I’ve always used mods
I never played mod in ma life

Mainly recolour and QOL mods
you can but i said no instead of np just a typo on my part
how do I get ancient seeds really easily?
oh i didint know sorry
@whole frigate You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
nah youre good
There is no easy way 🥲
Pray for me. I want to eat dinner leftover but it's spicy
what food?
Shawarma
I'm having water in here
Hi, I am on console I need someone to play with.
Post in #multiplayer-lfg-old
warrior
I'm eating escargot everyday 
For the luau, can i just buy a beer, and it will receive the greatest response?
Or do i need to let it sit for the couple of days, for the beer to qualify for the Luau
@balmy mist french?
I think good quality food is good. I always take milk
that happens when you grow a garlic farm lol
and have lots of crab pots
Well, i don't have any animals
How i can get free anciet seeds
Oh I see
Or something
Through artifact spots
all ancient seeds free
?
Hold on I'll show u
Nvm
lol
Is it funny?
Hit those worms on the ground with you hoe.
They will give you artifact which you can donate and they will you ancient seed. Everything is random so you don't know what they will give you
kinda
Ok tysm
i think so
Omg
Yw 
I'm good having a late night bite
good hbu
Wby?
because my day is over, in my country it is 10 pm
About to be 11 in here
what were your total earnings at the end of y1? (if you completed y1/ near the end)
And u?
does the joja guy who wants a foot only appear in rain?
I think he stays
I'm north african btw. Why do you hate Poland?
i got kegs in fall and ended with 1.9mil in total earnings
i clicked with it on the truck
i heard of somebody who got 80mil in y1 though
broooo
They finished the game year one lol
i dont got a mil in y3
Its a little bit weird , there are some freaky drunk guys who wanna **** you
Me toooo I didn't hit the 1 mil yet
is it possible for the npcs to cheat on you?
how do u do the elliot piano secret on switch do u js move the cursor over the piano keys when u play?
No I don't think so
Oh ;((
my total is 733,000
No i used to think sam was cheating on me though cuz he lies about what he does on fridays and doesn’t come home til 10pm:’)
Abigail didnt come home at night !!
Nice I wanna get to 500k

what year?
stalk them for the day they go missing or google their schedule
pumpkin juice>>> cranberries

Probably gaming 🤣
and kegs a good way
sam says he’s visiting family but he visits for a bit then skateboards and then spends the rest of the day at the bar
with abigail and sebastian
Well, like, This is first year. What would be a good or best item that i could get at a shop or something?
does anyone know though^?
gold quality sturgeon gives the best possible response
NPCs don't cheat
its okay if she does again i divorce
You move to the piano and press a
its also the easiest to get at that time if youre on year 1

I married Alex and he still hangout sometime with blondie girl
Where you stand depends on what note is played
ik but it says to press special keys lmao
Oh
Divorce babe
I know
How's eliot btw I never tried him before
elliott’s old portraits look so much better
boring
The man of my dreams
Running to google
i would hate him less if he was attractive
He raised my standards
I gave Abigail sap. One time. Cause I didn’t have anything and it said give a gift. A month later she still talks shit about that sap
im sorry he looks loke tbe i cant believe its not butter guy
dont hate elliot hate harvey instead!
Hate Elliot
What did my 3rd husband do?
He looked so good in the old one whAaa
Third? Well good gracious
the gifts u have to give him do suck
Harvey scams you
steals overcharges is not beautiful
drelliott
number 2 is sam
1?
Elliot
i hate maru the most smh i have 0 hearts with her despite having atleast 6 hearts with most other villagers


