#stardew-valley
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Tru
because i need to estabilish an actual goddarn farm
Why did we had to run like it's a competition or sum
NO IDEA i've been playing for so long and i just started to like chill out w it
on another note i just caught my first legendary fish!!!!
Me too
unlearning min-max strategies which have been ingrained is the sign new-farmers is healing
whats min max
Oooh well done!!!

idk about seasoned-farmers tho, they've got awhile to go
i feel like i should know because i've been playing for YEARS /srs but ive never heard the term min max 😵💫
its like, you do everything in the least amount of time possible iirc
Refined quartz is easy, just smelt some quartz
ohhhh okay yeah
Who is it?
Minimise weakness maximise strength
are you
serious????
oh my god.
imagine gold star quartz.
angler 
And fire quarts gives 3
I never caught a legendary fish they are so hard for me
Nice
i have crimsonfish and mutant carp
Max fishing, use cork bobber then dish o the sea makes em ez
I got all except crimsonfish
Yeeee I have to try
ME EITHER i'm only on year one in this save but i'm on like year eight on my other one (however i havent touched it in a while), i wasn't really big on fishing in that file i used to really dislike it but i've grown to love it!!
Btw where do it spawn?
i'm working on getting all fish in this save :) nowhere near close yet considering i'm in year one but i'm workin on it lol
So I can try
Does-
angler spawns by the wooden bridge by joja
any time, any weather
not sure about the other ones as i haven't tried to catch em lol
what crops should i plant in summer for money, forage, etc?
Mutant carp in sewers, angler is in the north east of the town river, Legend is near the log in mountain lake and glacierfish is in the arrow shaped island in forest lake
CORN
Cos they can last till fall
what
Thank you ♥️♥️♥️ I'll screen shot it
i would suggest blueberries
Also Legend only spawns in rainy spring days
I think blueberries are better ngl
Gg
Nice, you got the Cooler Carp
what should i do with my angler should i just like sell it lol
True
should kegs should be a priority to me?
i mean in summer
Put in the fish tank
Make sashimi
In ur house
Jk
is it worth spending my last 10k on the calico desert bus
Agree
YES if you grow starfruit def make them into wine
yes imo
I think I'm the only person who prefers preserves jar over keg
Why spoiling
I like preserves jam cos of pickled corn
It sounds gross and I love it
Don't talk bout ||the skull cavern|| here
Skull Cavern such a pain
Doesn't even save progress
i just mentioned it its not a spoiler
someone just asked if they should get the bus and i said yes because skull cavern 🥹
you can talk about it just spoil it
real got real
Well fr every stardew player knows about the skull cavern before even unlocking the desert so yeah
💀
Bro at first I thought skull Cavern was the Quarry Mines cos of the floating skulls
And the skull symbol on the entrance
See you later guys
Bye
Cya!
The fuck kinda burito you making
She's probs making one for Pam!
shes making sushi but she calls it rice burritos
I love Penny but seaweed on a burrito sounds gross
There’s a heart event about her that explains that quest xd
bro ☹️ for the community center i need ten wheat so i grew JUST TEN and i got eight reg and two gold star ones and so i can't put them into the community center
Why

and fall ends in two days
That's why I love abt her
Hahah
apparently THIS thing is an incubator
Yup
tis
guys should i buy a barn now or wait, i'm in fall yr1 and i've got 16k, it cost 6k
wait you need 10 regs?
shit
yeah ☹️
i did the exact same haha
where can i buy animals for my coop
I cant find any earth crystals
do i have to pay 500g every single time i wanna go to the desert?
Yep!
🐔
Yes, get some cows and then milk em then make cheese
oh ok thank uu
|| or you can buy in calico desert some warp totems to get there even earlier in the morning||
Marnie's Ranch
Well I am inefficient then lmao
whats the best level to mine copper?
genius, omw LMAO
i think its likeee 1-30
ish
okay just googled i was basically on track, levels 2-39 :)
2-39
Beat me to it
11-15
um in summer, blueberries are gonna be my main crop for money?
Enter 11, check if there's copper, mine it, leave the mine immediately
Repeat and rinse
And yes
Spam your blueberries
Keep a few melons too for community center
And 1 tomato and 1 hot pepper
okok thank you vm
I suggest investing in corn for fall
Cos u can plant in early summer and then harvesting in late summer and fall
Best part is that you don't need to replant
omg off topic but currently experiencing sebastian's 4 heart event
I LOVE HIM SM 
i just wish. he had better hair. 😵💫
True
Shame I can't marry Robin
Demetrius is such a lucky man
I'm derping hard here; potatoes take 6 days to grow, so what's the last day I want to sow to maximize strawberry buying? 7th r ight?
ohhh okok
is having steel pick and axe in summer enough?
No
Cos u won't be able to sell Potatoes on 13
U must get the money b4 12
Cos all shops close during events
riiight okay, so the 6th is the last day for taters. Thanks!
hallo
Screw Demetrius
All my homies hate Demetrius
Why?
Screw Demetrius
are those instructions
- Is a perfectionist
- Threatens you in one of his heart events
- Cares more about science than his family
- Completely biased towards Maru
- Treats Seb like he doesn't exist
Hi I’ve got a question
"2. Threatens you in one of his heart events"
thats gutsy
go on
I’ve just got Neptune’s glaive from a treasure chest
Okok I would like to add a 6th reason.
6. Made Robin unmarriable
Is it good?
yes
Okay thank you :)
np
THREATENS YOU??? 😭
i havent seen his heart events yikes
The biggest problem 
guys
there is absolutely no way
imma donate it to gunther lmao
what
he gave the seeds back
Do i
plant them? It's summer 17
no
itll take at least 1 season to grow and then every 7 days itll give u a harvest
r u far from it
i cant imagine completing the artisan bundle
only one bundle completed
no
how rare is ancient seed
how can i farm copper fast
how long does it take for a dino to hatch
floor 21 is good
ok thanks
A witch went to my coop!!!
why is there a dark egg
void egg
first i got a dino egg
then i got an ancient seed
then i got a void egg
I got enough bars for a copper upgrade. What tool should I prioritize?
I always go for the pickaxe first
i went for the watering can first
I mean. I got 2 rainy days in a row rn.
I should be going fishing though. I got a rainy fish to catch. An eel.
aight bet
can i make artisan from blueberries?
Yes
You can do artisan by buying 1 sapling + owning a big barn
Or 2 saplings + owning a normal barn, or 3 saplings no barns
Assuming you picked mushrooms
If you picked bats you could have done everything without needing to buy saplings or barns
what gems should i duplicate from the crystalarium
jade
artisan bundle requires 6 artisan though
||jade to trade for staircases, rubies for spicy eel||
Yeah its basically divided to 1-3 fruit and 3-5 other items
Cloth -- Recycle soggy newspaper
Goat Cheese -- Big barn
Cheese -- Normal barn
Honey -- Bee house
Jelly -- Preserve jar + any fruit
Random fruit tree sapling
You can pick from 6 fruit tree saplings so depending on whether or not you want to push for a barn or a big barn
You can substitute those with fruits
If you picked bats it allows you to skip fruit trees completely cuz you get fruits for free
You can even skip honey and cloth if you picked bats
am i doing this right
talking about sprinkler placement
not crop stuff
i have no idea how to kill slimes correctly
I'll be doing something similar lol so id say good job hhehe
youre wasting space, 2 tiles apart
!sprinkler
Corner them near rocks and kill em slimes
Should look like this
^^
Bro staircases help so much in skull cavern
where the hell do i put the scarecrow
somewhere in the middle then, gotta sacrifice a tile lol
or like that
yeah it will fit
Goddam that's big
You can get away with this with 1 scarecrow
It looks nice too
The only thing i can imagine is cobblestone paths in-between the 4 crop areas
Use a ! instead of a -
Can i make blueberry juice or wine
How do I get an Octopus?
So satisfying and gonna save my bomb and else for awhile until next run
Fruits make wine, vegetables make juice
All fruits turn into Wine and all Veggies turn into juice
That's a lot of coffee
Also nice cheese amount
Instill have 7k coffee bean more
How...
Ocean, 6am-1pm on summer
Thx
Had to wiki it so it took a bit of time
Where
In the sea
Fish in the ocean
CRYSTALARIUMS TIME!!!
BTW where do I find Crimsonfish?
I could have over 50 iridium bar nice
Its on the righ side of the beach
you fish on the eastern pier on the beach during summer
hi nilsssss
Not me forgetting the word pier
Thanks!
Hi panda! Im almost cropmaster now
Its halfway through level 499
Yeah ive been thinking but i will prolly forget about it
LMAOOO
i may have accidentaly hit a legendary fish in the sea

wait no
it didnt have an orange hat
but it still somehow went to the top instantly
summer, rainy day, sea
AGAIN
Bro Legend looks like an overweight largemouth bass
Sounds like an octopus maybe
what time edith
went up, stayed for a bit then started jumping around
it was 11:30 am
yeah octopus
how does one get a lot of seaweed cuz i keep catching fishe
Octopus was hard for me forever!
Keep one to put in a fish pond in case you need one 🙂
I think it is a bloted bass
@drifting trench You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
So true
Big mistake
Can't wait to get lvl 5
Big mistake
wtf
It is a cookie pufferfish
Is that a fried puffe-
Could try your pond on farm (i think?) but yeah, usually from fishing in ocean
Doesnt that one give like algae?
No
i ordered a farm pond
I don’t recall if you can get seaweed elsewhere
Opening wiki
I'm gonna turn my legend into Sashimi
No
BTW should I sell my legendary or keep them as display?
Put in a fish tank
Display
Okk
And give it to Linus
Best fish to keep in fish ponds?
It's time to pay him back for sending me the sashimi recipe
Rays for cindersgards
Blobfish and lava eel
7 more sprinklerss
I put legendary ones in there and pretty ones like puffer
Cindershard
That ones post cc,please delete
Exactly
Thank you
Same for this
Lava eel!! Blobfish
Why?
What if I don’t
Welp then youre breaking the channel rules
I just have one pond with sturgeons, for the caviar
Good money from those fish in the fish pond. Roe into preserve jar is decent money
for some reason being in a bed doesnt recover energy
Same but I don't have casks yet so they just kinda sit there
Their Roe better than Caviar?
I have a sturgeon one too 👍 good one
i found loads of mushrooms
Oh, and I was doing a raimbow trout one
Because they have a slight chance to drop that raimbow stone
1000 for lava eel roe vs 700 for caviar
Depending on profession
its ready to kill
Hb blobfish?
780 for blobfish roe
You’re very welcome
Can I put legendaries in fish ponds???
how much mine levels are there omg
120
120
No
ok so im close
Shame
I wanted to mass produce mutant carps
I have exactly 1 crab pot
1000
I keep 2, one for Sturgeon and one for Rainbow trout
Show me your farm layout
I let it fall in to ruin and I’m fixing it now
I'll get 1 for now and wait for Sturgeons to come by
Did you sleep for 16 years straight?
Is it because you have 1000 fish ponds
Nope
5 more quality
Sir spoilers
Oh shit sorry
Bro, my cow hasn't produced milk in 3 days
Feed her
I did
She's the only one that hasn't produced milk
The others are doing good
Love her
She's at 4 hearts alr
Oh
Time to sell the cow
She changed gender overnight???
does it not rain in falls
Or get some steaks
No such thing
It does, ur just rlly unlucky
On my 3rd year it didn't rain a single day so I wasn't able to catch legend
L
And thank I God I didn't try
I wasn't prepared enough for him at that time
My fishing proficiency was just 6 lol
it has been uhh more than a week and it's not raining at all
And I was using fiberglass rod
That's normal for me
Rainy days are such a blessing for me
whar
Good for fishing
cant
||is for a second mine||
i can make an iridium bar
||go to calico then go to the cave||
Nice
Is she a fully grown cow
Im in summer 25th y2 if i only get 2 candles lit by grandpa do i have to get 2 more lit or full requirementa for 4?
With a diamond
Yes, she normally produces iridium quality large milk
Then she just stopped
Maybe pregnant
Yes
Sorry for the bad lighting
Can barely see, but I know one thing for sure. This cat is soo cute
aww
Wiki: “there will be a 50% chance that the game will attempt an animal birth event. The game searches through all buildings for an upgraded Barn that isn't full. The game then makes another check where there is a 0.55% * (the number of animals inside) chance of proceeding with the event.”
It only took 2 years
what sword should i use: obsidian edge lv 6 or yeti tooth lv 7?
They hate echother
I’ve not used either but higher levels are generally better
Help, I went into settings when I was on the train tracks and now I'm stuck
The train is gonna smoosh me
Yeti
And Harvey is gonna charge me a lot
🥹
Quite fast
I brought it during fall
But you can try buying it during summer if you really need it
Y1
tried throwing my joja cola in the water and it literally became jesus
I lost all my Lava eels
I placed in two at the fish pond and I accidentally cleared it and now they all gone
Reset the day
i passed out in caves
I like fish
how the hell do you get earth crystals
Gonna restart the day for the 3rd time
Floor 11-15
mines
They can be found on some early levels in the mines
11-15??
mostly where you find more fiber and copper
i was going from 15-30
That works too
also you can go gambling using geodes
wow
pretty sure nothing can be used by a single iriduim bar
so this is worthless
It looks delicious
it looks like soap
shipping it
no
money and shipping achievement
That’s a good snacc
keep it unril you get more
no
depends on what flavor
yes
looks grape to me
nope
good money making method
Well I like the sea ones
Which tastes like salty fish
Iridium sprinkler 
those cost one bar?
Yea
and other stuff but yes
1 iridium 1 gold 1 battery
i guess it isn't useless
Just like you
and unlike you.
oh god that's double what i have
Should i put a gold sturgeon in fish pond or a common one
Rude
i think put the sturgeon in
also there is no such thing a "common fish"
Base
chickens are escaping!!!
shit
L
also i think i should put a grass starter in their thingy
🐍
yes
but you better let the grass grow
chickens teleported in the coop
lel
what should i do
i'll just clear up the farm i guess
so i was clearing up the farm and i found this
Hahaha
hey
how do i maximize profit from all the fishes i've acquired ?
should i just sell them through the bin ?
Ye
If grandpa can just come back whenever, why are we managing the farm lol
save them for level 5 and get the angler perk, where you sell them makes no difference
||he’s a goost||

ur name 💀
💀
Who is Sammy

Why is Sammy
what is Sammy
Why is Sammy
oh.. so that's sam
LMAOOO that sounded so disappointing
!penny
My beloved
cring
No u
still
What the fuck
!morris
Suffer
Understandable
Cursed
heresy
My eyes
!pam
💀
!lewis
!yomama
e
Gus
ehhahaha
!lewis
i cleared up a bit
!urmom
!bouncer
!leah
woah
Why can't I load cheery bombs in sling shots? It says only stones
daily 'help channel turns into bot commands'
its the modmail bot
Cute
!dogs
what a huge farm u have. nice
wait cat command
You can load explosive rounds
where is hardwood mainly used for?
you can load explosive ammo but they're not the same as cherry bombs
How do I get explosive ammo
Cozy
a ton of stuff, I mainly use it for fences (very durable), crafting, farm building and turning it into regular wood with a wood chipper
It will unlock at a certain level of combat
crafting or dwarf i believe?
i DOUBLE MY MOM
Ok
IM A RECIP FOR DESASTER!
the only thing that we can use hardwood is for upgrading house and for fences. That's all I know, for now
AND IM PROUD
no not dwarf, marlon
best command
!dwarf
Hi i have a question
what happens with the kids when you divorce...
!owner
u drop them in pit of lava
!linus
They stay with you.. unless..
pit of lava
Or send them to the mines and work for you
inf cave resourses
ez money
and if she doesent let u keep the children just assasinate her in her sleep
should I take fisher or trapper
idk
THEY CAN TAKE THE KIDS??
!lewis
idk im just saying random stuff im new
Ppl here said fisher yesterday
No
ok thanks
Can you make potato juice
Fisher
plzzzz tell me u can
vodka?
it would be cursed and funny
Potato wine
No Don do it
i cant live in the same world where there is potato lquids
What do u guys think about pam?
whats some good tree farm ideas
She always stick to her "drinking" habit
No they are not a good match 😭
Right
Shane changes she does not
I don't think she does that much
She prefer alcohol
!penny
Thank you

This is the cutest vergion of pufferfish
Version _
Idk what's wrong with me and English today
Chocolate pufferfish
Puffing cookie
what saplin should i get
Apricot
What season are you in?
oh wait i cant get either
And what's The next
But all of them eventually 🙂
You can plant a sapling for the next season
should i save blueberries for juice or sell
Do both. But keep a few for recipes
Make them wine
What
Then sell
what do you mean both
Sell and make wine
Sell some. Process some. Keep for recipes later
And keep some on the fridge for cooking
???
what craft uses blueberry????
When you upgrade your house, eventually you can cook
but
why?
do you have to upgrade your house to propose to someone
Food recipes
i'm drawing a blank on this LOL
Yes at least one upgrade
Blueberry tart (recipe)
i dont understand why would you cook anything but coffee and omelette
You need food for the mines especially
coffee and omelette
You’ll want to cook every recipe for achievement.
NOOOOOO i'm so poor ☹️ LOL
i dont want achievements now
And yes to eat in mines
i just started
Honestly no. I didn't cook every recipe.
I just cook for the mines
the mines get rough as time goes on you'll want food items with lots of hp and energy increase :)
and some give boosts like speed or def, etc
I cooked all for achieving but you don’t have to play that way. 🙂
i'll probably do that as well eventually but i'm only on year one and don't have like a solid amount of money yet so i can't improve my house 😭 i just bought a coop and a barn so i'll be makin money soon :)
i'm currently slowly working on getting all the fish
what do i do in the free time
That’s great!! So fun 🤩
Forage. Fish. Talk to villagers
Use hoe on artifact spots
you don't HAVE to stay awake, you can go to bed at noon if you really want to but i recommend fishing, mining or foraging! things like that can get you money pretty quick
yes! if you want to completely fill up your museum, which is another non-mandatory thing but is fun to do, you can get little artifacts from the worms on the ground to donate
Friend Caroline so you can get tea sapling recipe and make some money from selling it after you craft
I need to add gift salad to leah and gift solar essence to wizard to my todo list
leah also likes goat cheese so if you've got goats you can give her that instead of paying for the salad
since you said (i think) you dont have the kitchen upgrade
the hardest part is finding leah
you could find her schedule online!
You should check Sv wiki
i usually look at them when i'm befriending new characters to see where they'll be at certain times/days
^^^
Yeah it’s easier to check their schedule on the wiki
Oh wtf I just realized! Okay she should be hella easy to marry during winter then, just have to save up goat cheese
There they put every character whereabouts in every season everyday
ohhh smart!
Nice!
i didn't think of that thats true lol
i haven't befriended her in this save yet so idk 
i'm currently romancing harvey and putting all of my energy into it i love him sm
I have her at 4 hearts
Harvey is good
Hoping to push her and Haley to 10 within winter
Marry both of them 
cheating ☹️ /lh
saled delvery
||Rabbit foot||
So fast
sigh it's officially winter in my save ☹️
mining time i supposeeee
Have you completed the local mines
You look nakkey
no im not
Its not cheating if I have free love installed 
ohh i don't use mods i play on ps lol
not quite, i think i'm only on like lvl 50 or 60 😭 been focusing on fishing and doing the community center
You gotta do it
Time for me to login 
Haven't played in dayz
What year are you on guys
What is the space requirements for planting trees?
I'm on year 4 spring
Like Oak,Maple etc trees...
I think they don't have space req
Those don't require that
Only fruit trees
Only fruit
You can plant them next to each other
Fruit trees are just build diff
But some of my trees haven't changed a bit...
I wish I could drop a pic here for the idea.
Did you finish community center?
does grass spawn in winter?
No
I also watered them.
sht
I took joja's route
hay is tough
Oh.
Marnie
They don't need to be watered. Just let them be they will grow when they do
Pine, Oak and maple tree.
You don't need too. They need more days
Oh! Thanks!
30 animals 
YESSSSS
Probably a season
Or you can use Tree fertilizer on them to make them grow faster
Where can I drop a pic so that you can analyse my mistake?
#images-and-memes fir now
Okay.
TIME TO ANALYZR
Please check.
Don't worry. They will grow
Ye they’re fine
Just wait
They just need more time and that's all
They’ll grow eventually
Yes trust us
Unless you use tree fertilizer no
Yep they work differently.
They wouldn't be like crops
Even if you plant them in the same days some of them grow before the others do
On average I think they are guaranteed to grow into a full free after 16 days so
Thank goodness, now I will stop watering them. Nearly drained my energy....
Yes all trees do not need watering. Even fruit trees
Thanks guys 😁
Me when I neglect my fruit tree
Should I chop down my apple tree since its winter or should I wait
You are welcome 
do planting them on firtilizers effect them in any way?
Should i ||marry|| seb rn
No don't do it.
Ancient fruit and starfruit but strawberries/blueberries/cranberries work too
I have a lot of cranberries to keep some money flowing at all times so far
i get the normal fertilizer and water retainer does nothing
but does speed grow works on trees?
Wait till y2 fall then?
Any plants that regrow, or rare expensive ones. Like ancient or star fruit
I planted it in a bad spot
I see. Maybe once I unlock them.
what will happen if i didnt feed my animals
💀
They get grumpy and produce bleh quality products
💀
fok me
They don't produce at all
Death.
if you don't feed them
How does green house work
Is there anything apart from water for food? Asking for my dog.
Uuh
I always thought they will di3 or something when I first started
Like
You can grow any crops whenever, no matter the season
Me when my goat stops making milk despite being happy
Yeah
Except the space is limited
it's basicly a place where you can plant crops from all time of the year and they grow
They wont die every time season changr
Fruit trees pop out fruit every day when matured
That counts too
nope
And don't stop regardless of season
what
They can eat outside yea without consuming dried hay. Except in rainy days
so if i planted ancient fruit it will not die 
Anwyays shpild i marry seb rn

in the green hoise
guh?
Yes in the green house
End goal is to replace all greenhouse tiles with ancient fruit but
Should i?!?!?!
yes
😱😱
I have a ton of cranberries planted so far
I married him bc sashimi is easy to make
Very proud of my cranberry farm in the greenhouse tbh
Saving this for reasons
Nothing dies in the green house id planted and watered no matter the season
Wdym..
Sashimi is from linus right
Yes, it's sebastians loved gift
Hey Tina you're
:c
And he will give it to u sometimes in marriage life
when u forgot to feed the animals for 2 days:
I married him bc i got mad i can't marry caroline
The recipe is from linus, its easy to make so you can just feed sashimi to Seb or any villager daily
Saving this for reasons

(Totally not because of my emotional health, no sir)
Deluxe coop and barn 
Is there a machine that can auto feed
I AM JUST Y2 OK 😭
Deluxe coop and barn
IM YEAR 2 TOO
Tru but not with fresh grass. It's literally my savior.
😭
I JUST STARTED FALL
Fall is my favorite season in game
I love summer 
I can't wait for spring
I love the dance festival
Oh my god
Me too except ur in year 1 flower dance event
🧍♀️
I spend that amount on star fruit
Imagine not dancing in year 1
I speedrunned this
WDYM
shut up i didnt knew that u have to get to 4 hearts with that person at that time ok

I used to be mobile player 😭
I used to play on xbox
Now i can't live without seasonal clothes mod 
AHR
BTO
UGH
Forgot to put spoiler
JUMPSCARE WARNING
I ORDER IT FROM THE INTEREST
INTERNET
HIS HEAD IS BIG WHILE HES BODY HRLLP
@unkempt pulsar btw cute Tighnari pic
when ur spouse decided to make a ||baby|| :
Thanks 


