stardew-valley

[buoyant willow]

Its so they can send media files lol

[grave root]

[pure ibex]

o true

[kind tree]

so it doesn't change anything that i don't have crystals and such

[latent thistle]

Nope

[grave root]

"farmer" 👀

[kind tree]

God thanks

[buoyant willow]

Yes I am.

[latent thistle]

You just can't send images here

[pure ibex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/363425141192917014/884879164891598879/image0-1.gif

[grave root]

hmm interesting

[buoyant willow]

This game is perfect for me as I'm ALWAYS the farmer in multiplayer games

[latent thistle]

You can check your level in #governors-mansion

[pure ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-dog-dance-cute-smile-gif-12759384

pretty privileged to send media

[buoyant willow]

I'm always the one who makes the food for everyone

[grave root]

same

[buoyant willow]

We've got alot in common

[pure ibex]

same, i always like to farm, gather and mine, nothing difficult, jusy enjoying my time

[grave root]

CAUSE ILL NEVER TREAT ME THIS SHITTY

U MAKE HATE THIS CITYYYYYY

[buoyant willow]

Singing i suppose

[grave root]

SO DONT WASTE THE TIME I DOOONT HAAVE

[buoyant willow]

I like to fight but just as much as I farm and gather resources

[pure ibex]

i think im the only one of my friends that doesnt play shooters

[grave root]

joins vc

damn it's empty

[buoyant willow]

I'm not a talker so I never join VC's lol

[kind tree]

what saddens me the most is that at weddings the player doesn't wear a dress/suit lol

[buoyant willow]

Honestly I kind of like that but I agree

[pure ibex]

as empty as my cattle's stomachs

[latent thistle]

You can change your outfit before cant you

[grave root]

neither am i

[kind tree]

Ik

[grave root]

but i just like to sit in vcs on mute

[latent thistle]

Make a wedding outfit and put it on before the wedding

[buoyant willow]

I wonder how many muns this'll give me

[grave root]

[pure ibex]

i dont like to talk, it takes energy

[gloomy solstice]

Me when I show up in a skimpy bikini and short skirt in a wedding

[kind tree]

I started playing it at the age of 5 with my dad and you?

[grave root]

not enough

[alpine kestrel]

hi guys what's up

[grave root]

[kind tree]

Cool wbu?

[buoyant willow]

56 is one stage away from Iridium Quality, boutta become a millionaire

[grave root]

the sky

[buoyant willow]

Cheers.

[grave root]

[kind tree]

What is ur fav npc?

[gloomy solstice]

Leah

[alpine kestrel]

not much just preparing for class, just thought I'd drop here for a while

[buoyant willow]

!penny

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852128288205439020/953984725586944010/IMG_20220317_121628378.jpg

[fossil perch]

guys i have to start over in stardew valley bc i originally played it on my nintendo im so sad omg

[grave root]

my chicken called Nugget

[kind tree]

Mine is sebastian LINUS (😻) and haley

[gloomy solstice]

Haley is a sweetheart after 6 hearts

[kind tree]

Yes she is kina cute

[alpine kestrel]

!leah

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749688694918742127/927222154251083806/IMG_0605.jpg

[grave root]

hasn’t she got kids?

[buoyant willow]

Shes the best

[pure ibex]

!leah

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749688694918742127/927222154251083806/IMG_0605.jpg

[gloomy solstice]

!haley

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948391711284019251/953848087288365076/IMG_20220316_224614_9.jpg

[grave root]

[buoyant willow]

Nop, she's a tutor for em

[kind tree]

My pig name is my sis

[pure ibex]

haley is high class

[grave root]

!chicken

bro

[buoyant willow]

Jas is kind of an orphan isn't she?

[buoyant willow]

Ayo

[grave root]

i don’t wanna make a bad joke

[alpine kestrel]

[kind tree]

😍

[buoyant willow]

I named one of my goats as one of Genshin Impact character

[grave root]

my bro nugget

[alpine kestrel]

ganyu right?

[buoyant willow]

Ye

[grave root]

💀

[buoyant willow]

Age of 5?

[grave root]

my adventures rank is 20

[buoyant willow]

https://tenor.com/view/ganyu-genshin-impact-wave-cute-gif-19747781

[grave root]

so

[buoyant willow]

Best goatgirl.

[grave root]

i don’t have gif perms

[gray grotto]

wht didn't I think of this

[buoyant willow]

Mine's 18 lol

[gray grotto]

aha 59 here

[grave root]

nerd

[buoyant willow]

Yall are gacha spenders

[grave root]

[buoyant willow]

But heres the funniest thing

[pure ibex]

shes from Marnie i thought?

[gray grotto]

[grave root]

hold that thought

[kind tree]

Whats ur fav pet ? In stardew ofc mine is chicken , dino and ciw

[gloomy solstice]

Marnie is her aunt

[kind tree]

Cow*

[buoyant willow]

I got two 5 stars and one 4 star in 2 separate rolls

[grave root]

i’ve only unlocked chickens and cows

so my cat

[pure ibex]

o

[buoyant willow]

And I have proof of this

[gray grotto]

managed to get 2 kokomis in the same 10pull

[kind tree]

Btw my dad is proś in stardew lol

[gloomy solstice]

I dunno is it weird that I don't like Jas

[kind tree]

Pro*

[pure ibex]

Luckily Shane does a lot for Jas

[gloomy solstice]

I've been in Pelican town for a year

[grave root]

wtf am i listening to on spotify?

[kind tree]

She is a little bit anoying

[gloomy solstice]

She still refuses to talk to me and calls me a stranger

[west crane]

This aint genshin server mate

[buoyant willow]

Runaway

[gloomy solstice]

Excuse me you little shit I brought cows and chickens and all that shit from Marnie

[grave root]

shane is such a fucking douchebag

[gloomy solstice]

I spent a fortune on your aunt's business and you call me a stranger?!?!

[buoyant willow]

Hey, easy on the child

[grave root]

i just wanna him

[kind tree]

I hate herrr

[gray grotto]

oh naur this ain't jenshin impact?

[kind tree]

Shane is weird ig

[buoyant willow]

You can't blame the kid for not interacting much with you

[grave root]

lol

[buoyant willow]

Boy's an alcoholic

You can marry him

[kind tree]

no matter how much you love him, it won't change

Ik

[buoyant willow]

But that means you gotta take care of his mess

[grave root]

WHAT HE IS???

that explains alot thanks

[kind tree]

You dont know? Lol

[buoyant willow]

Give him beer or wine and he'll love it

[kind tree]

Yep

[buoyant willow]

The ENTIRE community agrees to one thing.

[grave root]

i haven’t played enough

[buoyant willow]

"I CAN FIX HIM"

[kind tree]

And poor a little bit Jaś

[grave root]

that’s what she said

[kind tree]

Jas *

[buoyant willow]

Definitely

[gloomy solstice]

Nah I think Shane is hella overrated

Ao3 loves writing about Shane

[kind tree]

And

[gloomy solstice]

Clearly ao3 needs more Leah content

[grave root]

alr brb eating my pasta

[buoyant willow]

Meanwhile my wifey Penny here

[gloomy solstice]

Not now

[kind tree]

I hate leah!

[whole frigate]

not now

[pure ibex]

i think lots of ppl hate him so idk if hes overrated

[kind tree]

Leah is 🙄

[buoyant willow]

No, I am ready.

[gloomy solstice]

He's definitely overrated in fanfics, everyone wants to fix him in stories

Or just make him extra fucked up

[buoyant willow]

No he is, lotsa people pick him

[gloomy solstice]

Its time to stop stardew writers

We must focus on best girl Leah

[pure ibex]

u cant fix a broken man like Shane

[kind tree]

He drink too much but i think he is a good boy

[buoyant willow]

Penny is the best wife you can have

[kind tree]

LEAH?!?

[pure ibex]

Leah UwU

[kind tree]

LEAH?!?

[gloomy solstice]

ConcernedApe hates penny ngl

[kind tree]

She is mean

[buoyant willow]

Well I don't so

[gloomy solstice]

You literally have 2 options in her 8/10 heart event that fucks everything over

[kind tree]

At flower dance

She said

[buoyant willow]

Yeah, its kind of funny

[buoyant willow]

Someone got rejected.

[gloomy solstice]

Farmer doesn't screw up any other relationships just as hard

[pure ibex]

Penny is so quiet

[gloomy solstice]

Except for Leah

But the Leah one is fixable and is just a pity

[pure ibex]

I like Leah, she speaks her thoughts and shes arty

[kind tree]

Yep

But

She talking my men elliot?

[buoyant willow]

She becomes more talkative the more hearts you have with her, shows how much more comfortable she is talking to you after a while

[kind tree]

!!!

My elliot

[buoyant willow]

Oh Elliot, the man who i wanna simultaneously slap and hug

[kind tree]

Right

[buoyant willow]

That jawline comes from God himself though

[kind tree]

Only i hate alex?

[buoyant willow]

Alex is cool

[pure ibex]

fair

[buoyant willow]

I like Alex.

[buoyant willow]

Although he's a little bit of an Ass

And definitely not gay

[kind tree]

I dont but he has cool hair

And i Love haley

She js pretty

Is*

[pure ibex]

Alex is ok, hes just like Haley one of the popular ppl, I wouldnt be friends with him, but I guess I could live with him

[buoyant willow]

Haley is pretty mean but in her own way? She's nice

[kind tree]

You can fix her yk

[pure ibex]

Haley is spoilt

[buoyant willow]

I like that she goes from "You're ugly" to "Those clothes are ugly, take them off."

[kind tree]

Nope!

I Love her!!

But Ok!

[buoyant willow]

Like damn girl chill out.

[kind tree]

You can dont like her

[pure ibex]

Haley is ugly from the inside while Leah has beauty in her heart, brain and appearance

[buoyant willow]

Shes close to a spouse candidate for me just because of her character growth

[gloomy solstice]

And makes out with you with the lights turned off in her dark room

[kind tree]

Her parents leave her with Emily

[gloomy solstice]

Clearly you aren't bad looking if she's smooching you

[buoyant willow]

Now EMILY

[kind tree]

She can be a lil bit after this

[buoyant willow]

!emily

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953876661638660097/953876708749099028/IMG_20220316_214437814_BURST000_COVER_TOP.jpg

[buoyant willow]

Shes a cutie.

[pure ibex]

Haley is probably gonna die tho if u dont tell her to eat breakfast

[kind tree]

Yep

Emily is a little bit

[buoyant willow]

Shes weird in a funny way

[pure ibex]

I dont like the unnatural haircolors

[cobalt hare]

Lol

[oblique peak]

I think it was not great idea to build additional little house to decorate during forst winter.

[kind tree]

Was it just me who was always my husband when I was little?

[buoyant willow]

Abigail is a second close candidate for me, rock loving girl

Like

Seriously

[grave root]

[buoyant willow]

She eats rocks

[kind tree]

Ahh

[oblique peak]

She what.

[grave root]

what the…

[kind tree]

Abigail🤦‍♀️

[pure ibex]

she grinds her teeth out eating those rocks

[buoyant willow]

Yes.

Abigail loves eating rocks apparently

[kind tree]

And what about sam?

[pure ibex]

and she lays eggs to win egg festival

[buoyant willow]

Oh Sam's cool

[oblique peak]

IS THIS TRUE

[kind tree]

Thats why i hate her

[buoyant willow]

I like Sam.

[oblique peak]

I NEED TO KNOW

WHAT IS SHE

[pure ibex]

it is

[buoyant willow]

No don't worry about it lol

[pure ibex]

or she did some dirty shit with Lewis to bribe him

[buoyant willow]

But she does imply that she eats Quartz and Gems

[oblique peak]

Wait how many eggs do I need to beat her

[pure ibex]

a lot

[kind tree]

When i was like 6 Years old he was my Always husband

[grave root]

ray

[buoyant willow]

Because if you give her one, she says something along the lines of "That looks delicious"

[grave root]

check ur 📬

[pure ibex]

||7-8 i have most of the time and im not always safe from her||

[boreal cargo]

Clint giving me 10 cherry bombs for killing 50 dust sprites is pain

Funny thing is on the same day Kent sent me a mega bomb just for being a friend

>>>>>

[pure ibex]

In todays world that would be a dead threat

[buoyant willow]

9 is the max to beat everyone guaranteed

[pure ibex]

imagine sending a mega bomb to ur friend as a gift

[kind tree]

I like harwey heh

[gloomy solstice]

No she just has really looooooooong hands

Looooooooong

[buoyant willow]

I always smash that egg festival contest

[gloomy solstice]

[oblique peak]

Who dat

[kind tree]

9?

[pure ibex]

ive followed her, didnt see her pick any eggs and she won

[gloomy solstice]

Yeah 9

[buoyant willow]

Someone's father

A war veteran

[gloomy solstice]

She clearly has long hands

Its why she won

[oblique peak]

Daym

[kind tree]

Sam father

[gloomy solstice]

She went gomu gomu no egg festival last second

Insta win

[kind tree]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-sam-sebastian-abigail-games-gif-23598630

[pure ibex]

I smash abigails mom just because

[rich sorrel]

Embed fail

[buoyant willow]

Thanks?

[rich sorrel]

Massive L

[kind tree]

Vicent?

[gloomy solstice]

Imagine smashing Pierre

[kind tree]

I like him

[kind tree]

Lol

[gloomy solstice]

I think there's probably a mod out there for that

[pure ibex]

adulthood is gonna hit him hard

[buoyant willow]

Definitely.

Hes way too innocent

[rich sorrel]

Nono the embed fail lol not Vincent

[pure ibex]

he doesnt know how good life is when ur young

[kind tree]

Abiagil mother ,,sleep i think” with wizard

[buoyant willow]

And don't ask about the fishes, I was busy completing the Fishtank bundle

[oblique peak]

Hear me out

[kind tree]

Thats why abigail have violet hair and amethyst

[gloomy solstice]

Nah I think Wizard's daughter is Caroline

[oblique peak]

Gus reminds me

Of fred

From

Penguins of madagascar

[gloomy solstice]

But Caroline has recessive genes so she doesn't get most of Wizard's abilities

[copper torrent]

uwu

[oblique peak]

He gives fred energy

[whole frigate]

lol

[buoyant willow]

Its implied that one of the townsfolk might be his daughter

[gloomy solstice]

But those genes resurfaced in Abigail

[pure ibex]

ye

[whole frigate]

please stop

[buoyant willow]

Why

[kind tree]

Yep

[buoyant willow]

Explains why she likes eating gems.

[copper torrent]

sp - spwing o - owonion

[gloomy solstice]

She only likes eating quartz

[kind tree]

She is just a lil bit weird

[kind tree]

Amethyst too

[whole frigate]

stop as in stop breathing

[pure ibex]

i like how vincent also ||teaches u how u ate bugs all that time||

[kind tree]

What do you guys thibk bout harvey

He is cute tho

[buoyant willow]

Filthy pickpocket.

[whole frigate]

ok but not good

[oblique peak]

Who was it

[buoyant willow]

Mfker steals my goddamn money

[mellow bane]

when does a slime thing make sense to build?

[kind tree]

Fr idk

[buoyant willow]

Also I JUST knew now that the nurse working for Harvey is Maru

[kind tree]

Harvey is cool!

[pure ibex]

harvey is probably me in a few years, except for the coffee addiction

[mellow bane]

he is not

[kind tree]

He is just shy

[buoyant willow]

I don't like that he fiddles in my pockets whenever I pass out

Linus says so

[mellow bane]

always charge me for dying and steal my stuff

[kind tree]

Right

[oblique peak]

My eye is twiching from the amount of coffeine I consume

[buoyant willow]

He literally runs away when he saw Linus lol

[whole frigate]

i thought harvey was pierre no he is terrible

[kind tree]

Yeah and idk why

[mellow bane]

both are

[kind tree]

I love linus

[whole frigate]

no crap

[oblique peak]

Wait so it was him....

[mellow bane]

now what to do with slime hutch?

[buoyant willow]

Its because he knows he's taking money from my unconscious pocket.

[pure ibex]

i never drink coffee, might have had ice coffee like 2 or 3 times in my whole life and hated it

[kind tree]

And linus and somone else

[mellow bane]

its winter should i spend half my money on buildings?

[buoyant willow]

Y e s

[oblique peak]

:c

[buoyant willow]

Linus never steals from you

Hes a cool guy

[kind tree]

Yes!

[buoyant willow]

If he finds you unconscious, he just takes you to your home or asks someone to do so

[pure ibex]

ye Linus is cool

[kind tree]

You can give him whatever and he loves that

But no trash

[pure ibex]

Linus would bring u home and still sleep outside

[kind tree]

You can but he can say no

[copper torrent]

give him trash he loves it

[buoyant willow]

He's a mountain camper

[kind tree]

Broken cd?

[pure ibex]

he doesnt have a cd player

[buoyant willow]

Hes also the only one who would gain a heart if he sees you fucking around trash cans

[kind tree]

If u give him broken cd he was sad

[kind tree]

,

[oblique peak]

Thats appreciated

[kind tree]

He is cool guy

[oblique peak]

Yes

[kind tree]

I wanna merry him 😍

[oblique peak]

😭

[kind tree]

Fr

[buoyant willow]

Merry

[kind tree]

And he send you recipes or smth

[oblique peak]

Will the pain and suffering ever end and will I get enough sleep once in my life

[oblique peak]

Shane does too

[buoyant willow]

That ONE cutscene man.

Ape, why.

[oblique peak]

Which one

[pure ibex]

i dont think he wants to be with anyone

[kind tree]

Yep but shane is 🙄

[buoyant willow]

Why are you hearting my message?

[buoyant willow]

Ya like that fucken cutscene?

[oblique peak]

I married Shane

[buoyant willow]

Splochy noises

[kind tree]

YAS QUEEN

[kind tree]

I did that too ig i forgot

[oblique peak]

Did you divorce him

[buoyant willow]

The one where you two went inside his tent

[verbal holly]

Thank god it was Storm today :)

[buoyant willow]

And weird noises could be heard

[crisp chasm]

Um.... guys

[kind tree]

But he is ignorant but i like him

[kind tree]

?

[kind tree]

No

[oblique peak]

I think he is kind of relatible later

[oblique peak]

Why

[buoyant willow]

@kind tree I'm talking about this cutscene

[kind tree]

Yes

[oblique peak]

Eyo

[buoyant willow]

Batteries

[crisp chasm]

I put a stŕange capsule in my house and the next day it is broken and empty

[buoyant willow]

Oh.

That one

[oblique peak]

Ohh

[kind tree]

Ye what is strange capsule ?

[buoyant willow]

You have a friend now.

[kind tree]

I have that too

[buoyant willow]

Easter Egg

[crisp chasm]

I see

[buoyant willow]

So you like the implication.

You freaky.

[verbal holly]

Got a mermaids pendant for Sam!

[buoyant willow]

Oh that too then

Enjoy ya wedding

[kind tree]

But whats that?

Capsule

[oblique peak]

Congratsss :D

[buoyant willow]

Alien

[kind tree]

Oh

[crisp chasm]

Yeah an overnight event

[buoyant willow]

I got one too lol

[verbal holly]

Year 2 is spoiling me XD

[buoyant willow]

You get a scary little silhouette now

[buoyant willow]

Thats always the case for everyone it seems

Year 2 is where my wine production comes to fruition

[kind tree]

Where i can find capsule?

[verbal holly]

Im litterly just early summer year 2

[pure ibex]

a finally found it, i think Linus is based on Diogenes, some greek philosopher that lived life with the bare minimum cuz he thought that was what makes everyone truelly happy

basically loved being homeless

[whole frigate]

wow

[pure ibex]

but i might look into it too far

[kind tree]

Im going to play

Wanna se some photos ?

[pure ibex]

maybe linus is just homeless

depends on what ur playing

[kind tree]

I started new game

[pure ibex]

ah ok

[kind tree]

Why i cant send photo?

[pure ibex]

o ur lvl is too low

oof

[kind tree]

Ok thanks

And one question

a bit of an embarrassing question

[grave root]

alr im back

[kind tree]

What is lvl 😬

[pure ibex]

o srry

[kind tree]

Im new at discord a lil bit

[pure ibex]

level, u gain some sort of experience while chatting and then u level up

[kind tree]

Ok

Where i can check my level?

[kind tree]

Thanks ❤️

[rare dagger]

How should I start off fall

the obvious is buying crops, but idk what else to do on my farm rn

[pure ibex]

i think at #governors-mansion

[buoyant willow]

Theres lots of foragables in Fall

[kind tree]

Where i can check my lvl

[buoyant willow]

Second thing you can do is more mining and fishing

Try to reach level 120 in the mines

[rare dagger]

True, especially for the bundles

[pure ibex]

clear obstacles, get some buildings and animals, u can decide basically

[pure ibex]

#governors-mansion

with the command everyone types there

[boreal cargo]

I'm gonna have to cut down all my tea plants come winter so I can rework my farming space once I get enough iridium sprinklers...

[buoyant willow]

Ya got access to funni black goo ghost?

[rare dagger]

I still need to get caroline to 2 hearts to get tea plants

🏃‍♂️

[buoyant willow]

Every friday he sells Iridium Sprinklers

[kind tree]

Thanks

[boreal cargo]

TIl

[verbal holly]

I have 2 hearts with her but idk how to get it

[boreal cargo]

But nope, more of just me crafting them bit by bit and the fact I named my kid a funny number

[buoyant willow]

The more you know

[buoyant willow]

Ya got a kid now?

[boreal cargo]

Leah takes good care of him

I think it's a he

[rare dagger]

I’m p sure itll be on the wiki

[buoyant willow]

Wait

I said yes here

Bro, shouldn't I get it now?

[boreal cargo]

Get it

and name it some item ID number

[buoyant willow]

Its been a few weeks

[verbal holly]

ok good

[boreal cargo]

I did that to my kid

[buoyant willow]

I said yes

[boreal cargo]

Get free iridium sprinklers every day now

[buoyant willow]

Why am I not getting a child?

[boreal cargo]

Takes like 14 days iirc

[buoyant willow]

Aint she supposed to be pregnant then?

Why isnt she?

[rare dagger]

😨

[buoyant willow]

This is probably a bug

[boreal cargo]

She'll just say something along the lines of "we're having a baby soon"

when you talk to her each day

||Name your child [645]. Just saying.||

[pure ibex]

i also hate that women take so long getting a baby

[boreal cargo]

||My next kid might be named for a radioactive bar or smth||

[pure ibex]

AEXHBAO X-13 would be a good name for ur kid

[buoyant willow]

Its been more than 14 days

[whole frigate]

elon musk???

[buoyant willow]

Thats the thing

[verbal holly]

Marriage tomorrow:)

[buoyant willow]

Its close to end of summer

[pure ibex]

maybe take some fertiliser to stimulate the growth of the child so it can be born

[verbal holly]

Im married with Sam

[pure ibex]

My luv Leah going good on those truffles im giving her

[verbal holly]

I like him he is kind and not rude like Shane and shady like Sebastian

And im gay

Im friends with him but he dislike me

[whole frigate]

if you think shane can be fixed

he cant.

[primal socket]

Haley is the mean one

[whole frigate]

harvey is terrible in general

[primal socket]

Idk lol it kinda makes me feel weird. But him without a mustache also makes me feel weird

[whole frigate]

thers nothing to explain

steals your stuff over charges

[verbal holly]

I prefer Sam over the rest dudes but thats my opinion

[whole frigate]

and his mustaches sucks

[primal socket]

Me too

[whole frigate]

hellooooo caps lock

[primal socket]

Hey uh I think that’s spoilers

[atomic dock]

harvey looks like seaniedew

and everyone knows that

[primal socket]

Ty

[whole frigate]

if you cant push him out its a bad cutscene

[west moth]

I knocked a wall down and now all animals are mingling and I think grumpy

[wraith dawn]

LOL

[west moth]

Can egg animals not mix with big animals

[primal socket]

No they’re good. They can mix

[west moth]

They seem grumpy since I gave them all a huge field to roam. Or could it be because I'm out of hay

[whole frigate]

its hay

[primal socket]

Them not being fed is most likely why they’re grumpy

[whole frigate]

i never said that?

[west moth]

Oh OK, what's best way to produce hay

All grass is gone on my farm meaning no more hay

[primal socket]

Grass will grow on ur farm or u can buy some seeds from Pierre. Let it grow. Then cut down like half of it so it can keep growing. Also make sure u have a silo first

[hexed smelt]

Are you using all of that open space?

[west moth]

Oh OK, I planted grass but chopped all, next time I leave half

[atomic dock]

i love seaniedew

seaniediewg dislikes harvey though

[pure ibex]

not on me

[atomic dock]

despite being longlost twins

[verbal holly]

Everyone have their opinions you may love him they maybe Dont like you wasnt so happy with me marrying Sam

[hexed smelt]

You're in the right place for you then. 😝

[verbal holly]

I didnt went for only looks i went for how Sam was acting!

[primal socket]

That’s definitely not true lol

[junior plover]

I fell in love with Linus and cried I couldn’t date him he’s sweet

[verbal holly]

Someone need to learn accept people with different opinions :/

[primal socket]

Fr

[verbal holly]

Never said i disliked him

Ye cuz its true you are getting very mad at people saying their not inlove with Harvey

[junior plover]

Admit he’s sweet I’m also not going for looks haha

[verbal holly]

He is sweet

[pure ibex]

Leah is both looks and personality, 2 birds with 1 stone

[primal socket]

Just cuz u don’t see a reason doesn’t mean they don’t

[pure ibex]

Im gonna be the boring guy Harvey is in a few years

[verbal holly]

Fr im going i dont want a fight:/

[primal socket]

Yeah me too

[junior plover]

My first date in stardew is basic (Alex) all gays here will understand haha

[cunning silo]

doesnt give you discount at clinic if you marry him

[pure ibex]

he takes 1000 gold if u pass out

[cunning silo]

no its called a business

and there is a thing called a family discount

[pure ibex]

Harvey seems like the guy that takes business over love

[junior plover]

Agreed

[kind tree]

He was my husband

[pure ibex]

hes also a coffee addict

[kind tree]

He usually goest to work everyday

😦

[pure ibex]

Harvey takes money over happiness

[cunning silo]

even when you marry him he doesnt give discount

[kind tree]

Yep

[pure ibex]

i doubt Harvey would ever go on holidays

[kind tree]

Sadd

For first o thought he was cool

[junior plover]

Does anyone here either watch seanie dew or unsurpassableZ

[pure ibex]

Harvey is cool, but hes also not

[kind tree]

Yep

[hollow niche]

Hello everyone!

[kind tree]

Hello!

[primal socket]

Hello!

[rocky spade]

I feel like Stardew would be a perfect game to have mod support on console

[hexed smelt]

If shop owners gave discounts to relatives, only the shop owners and their kids would ever get married.

[kind tree]

Who do you hate the most in this game ?

[primal socket]

Dev*

[rocky spade]

Shane for me

[cunning silo]

fair enough

[kind tree]

Leah

And mayor

[cold siren]

bro clint fking suck

[cunning silo]

but surely he would just treat you out of the kindness of his heart

[kind tree]

I forgot his name

[kind tree]

..?

[cunning silo]

considering you probably have money when you marry him anyway

[primal socket]

Clint is my least favorite by far

[cold siren]

yeah his like a stalker to emily

[kind tree]

too bad you won't get money from harvey's job

[kind tree]

Youre rught

Right*

[cold siren]

at least that what it look like from his event

[rocky spade]

Shane is rude man

[kind tree]

Yep

he doesn't love you as much as you love him. he prefers alcohol

😐

[pure ibex]

at least he has his priorities straight

[kind tree]

Ig yeah

Only i hate leah?

[pure ibex]

why

[kind tree]

https://tenor.com/view/leah-ashe-gif-18432676

Oh

[pure ibex]

!leah

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749688694918742127/927222154251083806/IMG_0605.jpg

[kind tree]

I sens wrong

[cold siren]

ayo broo

[pure ibex]

just look at how perfect she is

[kind tree]

I mean

[hollow niche]

I mean I could give or take Leah

[kind tree]

She is a lil mean at flower dance

[hollow niche]

She got mad when I socked her ex in the face

[kind tree]

!linus

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953877434137190411/953877575120355358/Screenshot_2022-03-16_9.29.39_PM.png

[pure ibex]

u should have more hearts with her

[hollow niche]

!shane

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721123715013673060/923659139685695558/IMG_20211223_192637.jpg

[kind tree]

Love him

[pure ibex]

oh :/

idk how i feel about that

[gloomy solstice]

I'd sock Kel in the face too tbh

[kind tree]

Heh

[hollow niche]

I’ve dated Shane five times before I let him go and decided to be platonic friends to my relationship with Haley

[gloomy solstice]

But I think we shouldn't take away Leah's decision making in that situation

[hollow niche]

[gloomy solstice]

Hence I let Leah punch Kel in the end

[kind tree]

Shane prefer alcochol

But ok

[hollow niche]

!haley

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948391711284019251/953848087288365076/IMG_20220316_224614_9.jpg

[hexed smelt]

Old Linus? Or younger Linus when he just got back from Jumanji?

[kind tree]

She pretty

Older!!

[hollow niche]

Bro what if there was a stardew valley movie produced

[gloomy solstice]

I wanna marry Pierre

[kind tree]

My dreamV

[gloomy solstice]

[kind tree]

Yea he is so !!

[gloomy solstice]

Make him my sugar daddy

[hollow niche]

[pure ibex]

omg lmao

[pure ibex]

hope Linus isnt gonna end up like Robin Williams tho

[hollow niche]

So does the FNAF movie

[small hawk]

Does anyone wanna start a new world on Xbox ?

[pure ibex]

that does look more attractive than her character tbh

[kind tree]

By appearance and character, who would you be in this game

[hollow niche]

Like I’d be down for an anti-corporation messaging movie with stardew Valley it could be live action but I don’t know who would play what roles and if it would hold up

[pure ibex]

but still too high class

[kind tree]

Sebastian

[hollow niche]

Hmmmmmmm….. Maru

[kind tree]

[pure ibex]

Mix of Clint and Sam probably

[kind tree]

Im comp nerd

Cuz my life sicks lol

[kind tree]

Ooi

Oh pm

Ok

[hollow niche]

bro I’m spending my winter in Ginger island trying to get all of the walnuts

[pure ibex]

is it that bad 😢

[kind tree]

A lil bit

[small hawk]

Does anyone on Xbox wanna start a coop world

[kind tree]

Really? I dont unlock island

!sebastian

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923660562838204466/923990285703336036/seb_by_jay.jpg

[kind tree]

Oh

Cool

[west crane]

True but i'm curious how are they gonna approach the horror aspect, like, this killer robot is chasing you lol run

[hollow niche]

Really? I better not spoil it for you

[kind tree]

No

Its ok

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/477883056859119637/523603975144996875/IMG_20181215_155120.jpg

[kind tree]

I see films bout island

Im goong to sleep its 1:49 lol

[pure ibex]

wait now i see him closer, he rlly looks like a friend of mine, except that guy is extrovert af

[kind tree]

Btw im frim poland

Cuz i love that

Everything for ya

[pure ibex]

good night

[teal warren]

!abigail

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/247876549372542976/562427857515839488/0331192034a.jpg

[kind tree]

Can i add you i need to do something

?

Or nvm

I forgot

Sorry

Lol

I think

Nvm

[pure ibex]

r u drunk?

[grim nimbus]

!leah

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749688694918742127/927222154251083806/IMG_0605.jpg

[kind tree]

Who

[pure ibex]

🙃

[pure ibex]

ew

[kind tree]

Emoo

[grim nimbus]

ai? 🤔

[kind tree]

O cool

[grim nimbus]

get that bread

[hollow niche]

Okay y’all are probably gonna hate me rn

[teal warren]

why did they do my girl abby like that

[hollow niche]

But Abigail is Mid

[kind tree]

What ? Never

[pure ibex]

no shes bottom

[hexed smelt]

Make Triple Shot Espresso for yourself. You can never have too much of that.

[kind tree]

Sorry but no

But i love ya

Same lol

[grim nimbus]

look abby just went through her rehab phase she will be better you can fix her 👍

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/477883056859119637/523603975144996875/IMG_20181215_155120.jpg

[hexed smelt]

Not one of my favorite Earendalart ones. She looks about 14.

[hollow niche]

Shes too old for it. Isn’t she like going to college in Zuzu city?

[pure ibex]

wait untill she smiles and u cant see any teeth

[grim nimbus]

college student and good with eggs 💀

[pure ibex]

abigail ate so many stones her kidneys became stone and het teeth vanished

[kind tree]

!wizard

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986270398905733231/1064216233462997062/20230115_161307.jpg

[kind tree]

Emooo

Lol

[pure ibex]

wizz got rizz

[hollow niche]

RASMODEUS MY LOVE

[kind tree]

Wizard lizard!

:3

[hexed smelt]

Earendelart must have stopped their artwork before reaching Harvey. The only pics available (on DeviantArt) are all the women and Seb.

[grim nimbus]

anyone here actually wife'd krobus

[kind tree]

Im going to sleep for real now lol

Goodnight/day everyone

[west crane]

Homie'd is more fitting word

[hollow niche]

All I imagined when you said that was Krobus in a pink Apron labeled: “Worlds best Chef.”

[south scroll]

I want to but Leah is too cute

[hexed smelt]

Not the same artist; just a quick BIS.

[vital shadow]

yo, don't make me simp for another character

[south scroll]

Nice

[grim nimbus]

not the krobus bare apron getup

[hollow niche]

He’s got that greys anatomy Zaza

[pure ibex]

bro makes him almost look good

[hexed smelt]

He kind of looks like he could be the next Doctor Who.

[south scroll]

I like seeing people simping to harvey, the dude is waay too underrated

He literally conquer his fear for you

If that's not romantic I don't know what is

[hollow harbor]

What's rizz

[hollow niche]

I’ve dated Elliot, Shane x5, Harvey, Leah, Penny, Emily, Haley…I refuse Maru cause her name reminds me of Kangaroo, I don’t like Sebastian that much he’s slightly overrated and so is Abigail

[hollow harbor]

What's wrong with kangaroo though

[south scroll]

Meanwhile Sebastian : bike goes vroooooom

[hollow niche]

Idk Kangaroos are the Australian deer with anger issues

[south scroll]

Uhh actually 🤓

[hexed smelt]

Geese are assholes.

[brazen linden]

😳😳😳

[south scroll]

Trex main weapon is it's jaws, while kangaroos is their legs

[brazen linden]

Dolphins are also assholes

[hollow niche]

I don’t have to. I know cause there’s a goose outside my job that steals peoples sandwiches and bites little kids lol

[brazen linden]

I'd say dolphins are worse

[hollow niche]

No doubt

[south scroll]

Wait until you met orcas

I saw them in nat geo wild playing with baby seals

Those poor baby seals

Got thrown on and off the water

[hollow niche]

[hollow harbor]

Can't we scare them away

[buoyant willow]

Oh.

[south scroll]

Oooooo

IT'S A BOY

[brazen linden]

Oh my god

[hollow niche]

No my job and surrounding stores have tried.

[brazen linden]

That's probably spoilers idk

But congrats

[south scroll]

lion king meme

[hollow niche]

That goose is here to stay

[rare dagger]

CONGRATSSS

[buoyant willow]

I am a father now.

[hollow niche]

Welcome to the joys of Fatherhood

[buoyant willow]

Thank you thank you, I was so ready for this i spent literally 2 hours decorating the nursery room

[brazen linden]

slowly slides in a prismatic shard/j

[hollow harbor]

Even with a mega phone and shouting at it?

[buoyant willow]

I bet he'll love it so much he'll try to eat it

[buoyant willow]

Yes

[hollow niche]

The plaza where I work, once got animal control, animal control released it some place else and it came back

[brazen linden]

Yeah that's definitely the reason why I'm giving it to you

[south scroll]

👀

[pure ibex]

so ye wizz got rizz

[hollow niche]

Yes if your dating a same gendered partner

[hollow niche]

What’s his name?

[buoyant willow]

Sorry my dad instincts kicked in

[buoyant willow]

Ryan

[pure ibex]

thats a nice name

[hollow harbor]

Verbal skill and nth else?

[hollow niche]

Oooh my kids are named Rosie and James

[buoyant willow]

Loving those names

Yall wanna see the cutest thing?

[pure ibex]

as he needs to speak words to make spells i would say yes

only verbal skill

[gloomy solstice]

Wait if your kid is Rosie, what's your farmer's name

[buoyant willow]

Also tell me the reason, I'm curious

[hollow niche]

It’s my Irl name

[gloomy solstice]

O

[pure ibex]

u didnt give ur farmer the same name as u?

[brazen linden]

Huh, the way your furniture is displayed it's almost similar to mine

[buoyant willow]

Is it?

[brazen linden]

Can't open Stardew rn 😭

[gloomy solstice]

I know someone in ao3 who wrote a massive long fic where their OC got into a committed relationship with Leah

Think that's the closest thing to an entire lifestory

[hollow niche]

I mean it’s cause I liked the name rose

[pure ibex]

its a good name

[buoyant willow]

Also hab duck

[pure ibex]

true

[buoyant willow]

I almost wrote fuck

[plush yacht]

Duck!

[buoyant willow]

Cuz D and F are close to each other

[brazen linden]

Ducks are amazing

[plush yacht]

Rip

[brazen linden]

God dammit

[gloomy solstice]

I named my farmer after my IRL partner's middle name

[pure ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-ducklings-family-crossing-gif-13210240

[buoyant willow]

I really love that im next to Penny

[hollow niche]

Was there a mod where the kids you have in stardew can grow up?

[plush yacht]

I dont think so

[gloomy solstice]

Yes

[plush yacht]

Ooh

Really tell me

[pure ibex]

irl partner... damn that makes me sad...

[brazen linden]

I don't think but there's a mod where the baby's all look distinct

[gloomy solstice]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/5810

[pure ibex]

i should have had a gf by now

[buoyant willow]

Farmer's children

[brazen linden]

Hm..

[plush yacht]

So cute

Maybe now i wont ||dove them||

[hexed smelt]

Yeah, not so easy to relocate birds. What with the whole flying thing. 🤣

[plush yacht]

Sure..?

[brazen linden]

What happe

[gloomy solstice]

But what does this have to do with Stardew

[plush yacht]

Yeah

[brazen linden]

Yeah this ^

[hexed smelt]

I'm 56. This happens to me on a weekly basis. 🤣

[plush yacht]

Lmfao

[pure ibex]

lol

[hollow niche]

[pure ibex]

also rip

[hollow niche]

I wish we could’ve adopted Leo

No Leo command boo

[hollow harbor]

Most people don't play video games at your age. Nice that you picked up this hobby

[plush yacht]

Oof-

[gloomy solstice]

Yea

[plush yacht]

Ye same

[gloomy solstice]

Huge props for not being discriminatory towards games at that age as well

Mad respect

[hexed smelt]

Picked up? Uh, this was my first videogame ...

[viral python]

I want to make fan art

[plush yacht]

🤣

[hollow harbor]

Wow pong

[hollow niche]

Ahh pong

Such a classic

[buoyant willow]

Mine was Angry Birds

[hollow niche]

My dad had a copy with an NES console back in the day

[hexed smelt]

I've kind of been in on videogames from the very beginning.

[agile pier]

[hexed smelt]

NES was my third videogame system. The first was Pong, second was Atari 2600.

[buoyant willow]

My very first game actually was Doom

Back when I don't know nothing about computers

[hexed smelt]

I learned to load a dishwasher using skills I learned from Tetris. My ex learned to load a dishwasher from skills she learned playing Angry Birds. 🤣

[pure ibex]

my first video game was probably age of war or smtng :')

[buoyant willow]

A boomer who loves videogames, yall are rare

[gloomy solstice]

Age of war is the shit

[sour dust]

anyone know if trees grow during the winter

[hexed smelt]

Gen Xer. I'm not a Boomer.

[buoyant willow]

Well its kind of a joke that people who are way older than Gen Z are boomers

I was telling that joke

[cold siren]

only by using tree fertilizer

[pure ibex]

i rlly dont know how we were able to be so entertaint with playing the same game over and over

[hexed smelt]

Only if you use tree fertilizer.

Or if they are fruit trees.

[sour dust]

do i have to reapply it everyday or just once

[hollow harbor]

My first console was the game gear

[cold siren]

once is enough

[sour dust]

alr ty

[pure ibex]

i spent years playing just flashgames

[buoyant willow]

Same

[pure ibex]

stardew valley kinda has a flashgame vibe, not too big, but also not too small

[hollow harbor]

Flash games is good. Sad that Internet browsers killed them

[buoyant willow]

Pico's School, Bloons, those were the shit back in the day

[hexed smelt]

Yeah, I loved some of those.

[pure ibex]

the user killed it... nobody was using it anymore, so it was the only option

[hexed smelt]

Nobody was using it because the code involved in flash games became obsolete in later generation browsers.

[pure ibex]

nobody was playing browser games anymore

[hexed smelt]

Because they couldn't.

[pure ibex]

console games and games from appstores like steam became more popular

idk if flash would be able to handle larger games that we have rn in appstores

[hexed smelt]

Nobody was using Internet Exploder anymore, and Firefox and Chrome were no longer Flash compatible. So Adobe finally killed it off.

[pure ibex]

O welp, i thought it was different

this sounds more sad

we could have saved it if we kept using internet explorer

[hexed smelt]

It was, kind of. But Flash had some major security flaws.

And they just got worse over time.

[hexed smelt]

You can still use it. It's still a part of Windows, but not supported in any way. I don't know how functional it is.
I don't even much care for Edge. I use it for my Microsoft-related stuff. But my everyday browser is Firefox.

[pure ibex]

so it was gonna die sooner or later anyways?

[hexed smelt]

I think it was inevitable. Adobe wasn't putting any effort into patching the loopholes anymore, and there was no money it it for them.

[hollow harbor]

If everyone was using it more often, they would probably try as much as possible to fix any security issues instead of letting it die off

[pure ibex]

i only use chrome although it makes my laptop make sounds of an airplane, its just a fast and convenient browser

[hollow harbor]

But since fewer and fewer people use them, they just stopped updating and remove them

[pure ibex]

well i use ecosia on my phone, but i must say, although they say they plant trees and stuff, its hella anoying to use

[hexed smelt]

The point is that people couldn't use it anymore. Firefox moved beyond it. Chrome moved beyond it. Finally, Microsoft moved beyond it by killing off Internet Exploder and introducing Edge.

[pure ibex]

o i thought edge and explorer were the same, just a rebranded name

but its a whole new browser?

[hollow harbor]

@hexed smelt ^ I know that's why i said they removed them.

[pure ibex]

or did edge not support flash anymore?

[hexed smelt]

I use Chrome for all my Google-related stuff. My streaming TV accounts, YouTube, IMDb, etc.
It's always good to have more than one browser installed on the PC, in case an update screws things up for a while.

[pure ibex]

ye i have firefox and edge installed too i think, but i never open them and idk if they get updated

at least we have been fortunate to know flashgames, i was born in the perfect time

[hexed smelt]

Anyway, if we don't get back on SDV, we're probably going to hear about if from the mods.

[pure ibex]

o true

[hexed smelt]

I'm surprised they let us go on for as long as we have. But it was interesting talking with you all about it.

[west crane]

Proceed until mods gets involved

[pure ibex]

make stardew competible with flashgames

[hollow harbor]

Yeah. Edge can even use chrome extensions through chromium I heard. And now with bing embedded inside edge browser tabs, its most recent presentation on chatgpt was an amazing success.

Google tried to compete but loss like 10% of its shares after its failed presentation on its competition against Microsoft. Bard became a meme lol

[west crane]

Make stardew playable in gd

[hexed smelt]

I could see JoTPK or Junimo Kart as flash games.

[hollow niche]

[hexed smelt]

I've been using Bing for image searching for years, probably more than 10 years at this point. It has been superior for image searching over Google for all that time.
Google I use for everything else.

[pure ibex]

o ye, i do use edge. I use it for getting news, and i heard about the meme

[hollow harbor]

Microsoft is pretty ignorant in some fields tbh. If Microsoft had pushed hard on windows store like apple and android app stores, we would probably have every apps and games on windows store just like apple and Google play store.

Their revenue would be insane

[hexed smelt]

I use it for news, too. And for my Rewards Points. I love those. I've gotten so much free stuff over the years with Rewards.

[pure ibex]

Bing ive always found so anoying, first thing i search on bing is google, but then again thats also the first thing i search on google

[stiff swallow]

is there a best farm map? like forest/beach or whatever ?

[pure ibex]

rewards?

[charred holly]

How do I get bombs for sling shots?

[hollow harbor]

You'll be surprised at the huge changes now. I think bing is the more superior version atm

[hexed smelt]

First time playing? Go with standard farm. It has the most space for you to experiment with and learn the game.

[pure ibex]

likr doing quizes for rewards?

[stiff swallow]

ohh ok thxx

[pure ibex]

giving some personal info

i do that for the playstore

[hollow harbor]

There's reward points in edge/bing?

Or you meant Google opinions

[hexed smelt]

Yeah. Microsoft Rewards. You get points for searching with Bing, I can click through the news stories on the Bing page and accumulate 200-300 points per day. You can use these points to buy cards and get free stuff.
It's about 1000 points per dollar, a little less.

[hexed smelt]

No, I've heard of that, but never used it.

[pure ibex]

hmm i never get rewards so im not sure im actually using bing

[hexed smelt]

I also get points for playing Microsoft Store games I own. All of which I've gotten for free over the years. Steam gets my real money. Microsoft stuff I get for free.

[pure ibex]

steam i also only buy small cheap games

i dont need lots of games to be entertained

i already dont have enough time to play stardew

[pure ibex]

are the same games as on steam available in the microsoft store?

[ripe pawn]

i have too much time to play stardew :(

[oak trail]

Is there only one color of duck? I see brown ducks too in screen shots but the wiki only shows a drake

[charred holly]

Please help me, how to i get cherry bombs for sling shot?

[hollow harbor]

Too less time you mean?

[pure ibex]

also nice right?

[ripe pawn]

yuppp

[dark dust]

i dont think u can use cherry bombs for slingshots

u use explosive ammo

[pure ibex]

o wait wutt

r they not the same

[hexed smelt]

It's called "explosive ammo", and the recipe is unlocked at Combat level 8. At which point it also becomes available to purchase at the Adventurer's Guild for 300g.

[lucid current]

You cant use cherry bombs for slingshots

only explosive ammo if you want to explode something by launching it

[pure ibex]

im just spreading fake news i guess

or im just gonna say i was tired

gn everyone

[charred holly]

Thank you

[lucid oriole]

angler or pirate?

im year 3 winter

[hexed smelt]

Drake from State Farm?

[hexed smelt]

Angler is good if you are still selling fish. Pirate is better if you don't care about the fish money and want more treasure chests.

[lucid oriole]

That's why I specified year 3

I don't super need fish or chests for either

I have my wine empire established

[hexed smelt]

Then flip a coin.

[lucid oriole]

I am just wondering if there is some secret value as far as item rewards from chests

[oak trail]

@hexed smelt what?

[hexed smelt]

It kind of becomes the whole "bats or mushrooms" dilemma.

[lucid oriole]

besides monitary values