stardew-valley

[frigid zenith]

I’d say Leah and Robin are more similar

[cobalt hare]

I ALMOST GOT STRCUK MY LIGHTNIJTT

[buoyant willow]

Penny has the shortest hair

[frigid zenith]

Emily and Robin aren’t really alike

Personally wise

[valid sleet]

yea i had to check the wiki lol

[buoyant willow]

That doesn't happen im p sure but seems like a close call

Me after obtaining the ||Crystal Dagger||

[cobalt hare]

Oh okay lol. It jumpscared me tho

[crisp chasm]

Is that possible cause i ran in thunderstorms all the time

[cobalt hare]

I said almost

Like the lighting was right next to me

[valid sleet]

thats so quirky and relatable

[buoyant willow]

Yes.

Wait

Relatable, what do you mean?

[frigid zenith]

Bachelors ranked

Sam
Shane
Harvey
Sebastian
Elliot
Alex

[buoyant willow]

Do I need to call the Police?

[cobalt hare]

SAM WWW

[valid sleet]

no no definitely not

[crisp chasm]

What is Shane doing up there?

[frigid zenith]

He has a relatable struggle with depression and anxiety and just all around a great story

He also loves animals which I like in a guy

[crisp chasm]

It was hard for me to use it so i almost sold it

[valid sleet]

nah i dont like romancing shane cause you keep pushing hes boundaries

when he asks you to leave him alone

[cobalt hare]

Tru

[crisp chasm]

He is squidward

[frigid zenith]

Eh but I mean you do end up helping him overcome so much

[cobalt hare]

I like sam cuz we have similar interests and hes so cute pft.

[frigid zenith]

I love Sam sm

[gloomy solstice]

That and he ||goes back to his wasteful days post marriage||

[frigid zenith]

He does?

Never married

[valid sleet]

you should put a spoiler probably

[gloomy solstice]

[valid sleet]

ncie

[frigid zenith]

Anyways imma rank the bachelorettes next

[cobalt hare]

Praying my melons finish growing cuz tmw is the 28th 😭

[arctic breach]

not shane second on the list

[crisp chasm]

Haley top

[arctic breach]

the alcoholismmm

[balmy mist]

What do you guys receive in the winter gift exchange?

[crisp chasm]

I dare ya

[crisp chasm]

I double dare ya

[arctic breach]

shane at the bottom

[ashen flume]

Usually a blackberry cobbler or smth like that
or clay

[frigid zenith]

I rlly liked his story he’s not just an alcoholic he was struggling in a dark place and I appreciate watching him get out of it, it’s comforting

[crisp chasm]

Tru he forced my player to drink alcohol

[arctic breach]

i disagree but that's ok

[cobalt hare]

I gave Shane beer so he can be nice to me for once

[frigid zenith]

And he loves animals and gives you blue chickens after marriageee

[ashen flume]

Yeah same, i just hate marrying him

[balmy mist]

I got a ring that emmits light by George

[frigid zenith]

I’ve never married him but just for that I want to

[ashen flume]

But i like his character a lot

[arctic breach]

i was told you don't need to marry him to get the blue chickens

[ashen flume]

Oh nice

[arctic breach]

not sure if it's true though

[frigid zenith]

Still I like him

[ashen flume]

It is true

[cobalt hare]

Yeah… my melons won’t make it

[ashen flume]

Also spoilers

[cobalt hare]

Pain

[frigid zenith]

Anyway bachelorettes turn

[cobalt hare]

Pure suffering

[crisp chasm]

His pixelated form is nicer than his pfp

[arctic breach]

i don't like any of the male bachelors

[valid sleet]

Bachelorettes Ranked:

Haley
Abigail
Leah
Emily
Penny
Maru

dont hate me

just my opinion

[crisp chasm]

I bow for you comrade

[cobalt hare]

Abigail…. I hate her

[ashen flume]

They all have issues in some way lmfao

[arctic breach]

i love abigail

[ashen flume]

Why?

[frigid zenith]

Abigail
Haley
Leah
Emily
Maru
Penny

[valid sleet]

what did abigail do

[cobalt hare]

Cuz I got 12 eggs in the spring festival and she fking won

I have beef rn

With her

[valid sleet]

damn we almost identical

[arctic breach]

if you play SVE you need 13 or 14

[ashen flume]

The abigail hate cause of the egghunt lmfao 😭

[cobalt hare]

LMAO

[cobalt hare]

How do ppl win with 8-9 eggs tho

[ashen flume]

Its just comical at this point

[arctic breach]

non-modded it is

[valid sleet]

yea

[arctic breach]

stardew valley expanded it's 13-14

[valid sleet]

vanilla is only 8 i think

[arctic breach]

can't remember

[crisp chasm]

Well she asks if she is still too old for egg hunt

[cobalt hare]

I did it without mods tho 😭😭

[arctic breach]

i win with 8 eggs

[valid sleet]

damn

[arctic breach]

then your game lagged out

[cobalt hare]

Wth

[ashen flume]

I kinda like the egghunt ngl

[crisp chasm]

She is a gamer can't complain

[arctic breach]

same. for the strawberries

[frigid zenith]

For some reason Sam after marrying him keeps walking into the black void outside of the house and just standing there unreachable

[dim tulip]

That's another reason why Abigail is overrated

[ashen flume]

Yeah its so spring-like and cheerful and cute

[cobalt hare]

Wth

[vital shadow]

mushrooms or bats

[ashen flume]

I like the theme in general,the colors used for easter ingame seem a lot more pastel

[ashen flume]

Oh boy

Bats imo

[cobalt hare]

Today is the jelly dance thing

[frigid zenith]

Fav season is fall

[vital shadow]

got it

[frigid zenith]

I’m almost on year 2 yall!

[ashen flume]

I really like summer and spring ngl

The second spring especially

[frigid zenith]

At ice festival rn

[ashen flume]

And the first summer

[crisp chasm]

Tge batcave i got fruits which where not in the town

[ashen flume]

Mmm peaches

[crisp chasm]

That is the season i was born so great

[ashen flume]

Those fruits do help with cc i love them

[crisp chasm]

And the music Ghost synth is relaxing

[ashen flume]

Making wine with the extra peaches and apricots too

[crisp chasm]

Passed

[arctic breach]

mushrooms for early food. bats for easier cc completion (greenhouse)

[vital shadow]

I'm going with Jojamart

[ashen flume]

Theres other ways to get early food too

[arctic breach]

rip

[dim tulip]

Defund Pierre

[ashen flume]

Oh god mushrooms then idk

[vital shadow]

fuck pierre man

[arctic breach]

fruits are good loved gifts for some villagers

[vital shadow]

alr did bats

[dim tulip]

Lewis pls increase Pierre taxes

[ashen flume]

Or make wine out of the fancy fruit

[crisp chasm]

💔

[ashen flume]

It was never about Pierre for me, hes just a consequence

It was always about the junimos

[arctic breach]

^ i love the junimos

[valid sleet]

W

[dim tulip]

For me was about the ||Greenhouse||

[valid sleet]

i go for joja cause you can buy ||auto petters||

idk if i should spoiler that but whatever

[exotic dawn]

I bought stardrw valley on my phone because it wouldn’t work on my pc and I literally just did the easiest fix for it and now it works

[crisp chasm]

What are those?

[vital shadow]

am I the only one who did a stupid and ate a starfruit thinking it was a stardrop once

or did we all

[dim tulip]

Only you

[vital shadow]

thanks for reassuring

[buoyant willow]

Its honestly not worth it, the Mallet is better lol

Or if you get lucky, you can get the Lead Rod

[vital shadow]

what should I do, steel pickaxe or buy membership

[crisp chasm]

I have gotten two stardrop and not a a single star fruit

[buoyant willow]

Its p obvious because of the yellow color and the Name

[valid sleet]

||automatically pets your animals in barns and coups so you can basically automatically raise friendship with them to get higher quality animal products||

[buoyant willow]

I don't mind going around the animal area and petting them manually tbh

[vital shadow]

I thought it was just a weaker stardrop tbh

[buoyant willow]

CC's the superior route

[valid sleet]

yea but it lets me forget about them and come back to a bunch of stuff

[crisp chasm]

Yeah i can also see their stats

[valid sleet]

cap

[buoyant willow]

I've gotten more than 4 Stardrops by now

[valid sleet]

joja is way faster

[arctic breach]

faster but you sacrifice your soul

[buoyant willow]

Nahhh Junimo forever

[arctic breach]

so not worth it

[crisp chasm]

That is what makes it a villian

[valid sleet]

worth it

[vital shadow]

don't remind me that I'm going to be working with a paper bag of a human being

[valid sleet]

Join us. Thrive.

[arctic breach]

if you're lazy

[crisp chasm]

Bad is easy ,Good is hard

[crisp chasm]

Nah we will sink

[valid sleet]

nah money getting is just easier and also screw pierre too

[ashen flume]

Except that theres no good or evil route

[arctic breach]

cc isnt related to pierre

lol

[valid sleet]

but it helps him

[vital shadow]

at least we get to run Pierre into the ground, worth it🫡

[arctic breach]

how

[valid sleet]

yes

[buoyant willow]

Are you choosing Joja?

[arctic breach]

it helps the junimos

[dim tulip]

||How does the baby, work?||

[vital shadow]

sadly

yes

[valid sleet]

it looks cool

no function

[arctic breach]

pet it like your dog/cat

[vital shadow]

I'm ready to receive my cross

[buoyant willow]

Pierre is the better person in comparison to Morris at least, Morris has no remorse

[ashen flume]

Its either supporting the community or joining this mega corporation (with advantages)

[dim tulip]

I've unwillingly have +5 hearts with Pierre

[vital shadow]

yeah, Morris deserves a nail in his bed

[buoyant willow]

Pet 2.0

[crisp chasm]

Yeah it is related to Grandpa and the old folks

[arctic breach]

yep

[dim tulip]

I don't know how

I never gift him or anything

[ashen flume]

I had to actually befriend Pierre to get to full hearts with all npcs 😭

[buoyant willow]

Also, remember the reason why you became a farmer in the first place.

[vital shadow]

CAPITALISM!

...wait

[dim tulip]

The MC was a victim of Capitalism

[buoyant willow]

To quit Joja lol

[dim tulip]

Then he became tired and decide to become capitalism

[buoyant willow]

There was a literal skeleton in one of the counters

They do not care for your well being

[valid sleet]

its not because of joja necessarily, its just a 9 to 5 in general

work is just tiring

[buoyant willow]

P sure it is, the farmer hit a roadblock and thought his life working there wasn't fulfilling

[crisp chasm]

Spoiler

[dim tulip]

Also

Where in the blue hell are the farmer's mom?

[buoyant willow]

Why did you think he was willing to do honest work? Its still a very hard work

||Zuzu City I'm assuming||

[dim tulip]

I mean, she stops sending letters

[ashen flume]

Seems like you either get a mom or a dad lmfao

[woeful karma]

I just did this as well 🤢
😆

[ashen flume]

Its painful

[valid sleet]

yes but it isnt because of joja, its just because working in an office isnt fulfilling

[ashen flume]

And he loves like ONE THING

[buoyant willow]

Mom if male, Dad if female

[valid sleet]

joja just happened to be where they were working

[buoyant willow]

And its funny how the Dad sends 500g instead if you play as a female lol

[ashen flume]

Yeah

[crisp chasm]

Mine was a mom

[buoyant willow]

What do you think Joja is?

[dim tulip]

Alternate world's Amazon

[crisp chasm]

Mom to sends cause grandpa left 500g

[cobalt hare]

with bad managers

[buoyant willow]

Well.

[valid sleet]

all im saying is that if it were another company it would still be the same thing

[crisp chasm]

Future discord like the pfp

[cobalt hare]

nicd

[buoyant willow]

Thats only 80 and not even aged

[dim tulip]

I'm not far away of joining the star fruit wine club

[buoyant willow]

Artistan Perk is broken lol

[crisp chasm]

Which wine

[valid sleet]

ancient fruit

[buoyant willow]

Youd have to transition to Ancient Fruit cuz its self sustainable

Thats currently what I'm doing

[pulsar nymph]

you can easily get 8 digits with large enough wine production and at that point the numbers start bouncing

[buoyant willow]

Starfruit

[valid sleet]

nvm i lied

[buoyant willow]

I have 116

[valid sleet]

i forgot they look the same basically

[pulsar nymph]

i meant digits with gold earned

[valid sleet]

fr the money goes insane

[buoyant willow]

Ill probably have a million, I have another batch incoming

[cobalt hare]

i got 208 starfruit in my year1 in summer

[buoyant willow]

And about 56 more is one stage away from Iridium Quality

Heres a shed full of Kegs btw

[cobalt hare]

i love harvesting starfruits it is different

[dim tulip]

I haven't been lucky with the traveling shopper

[buoyant willow]

Also ignore my inventory

[pulsar nymph]

the issue with wine aging is that you are too limited

[buoyant willow]

Random shit appeared around my farm

[buoyant willow]

I recommend you make a big shed and put Kegs there instead, use the basement and fill it to the brim with Casks instead lol

[proud umbra]

You're cracked at Stardew Valley my girl

Or my guy

I can't tell anymore

[frigid zenith]

I hate winter 😭

[pulsar nymph]

if you fill the bottom row then shift all the double rows you can fit like 12 more kegs

[cobalt hare]

you can fill all the place with casks so you cant even walk

[dim tulip]

Meanwhile it's a placeholder

[proud umbra]

Winter is lovely

[buoyant willow]

I COMPLETELY forgot funni dark goo ghost sells iridium sprinklers every friday

[cobalt hare]

nooo , why

[frigid zenith]

Not as a beginner

[buoyant willow]

I needa start investing in those

[crisp chasm]

It is boring for me

[frigid zenith]

I have little to no income

[proud umbra]

Nah

[cobalt hare]

it is good to not be a beginner

[proud umbra]

Winter is lovely

Snow

[buoyant willow]

Fishing.

[proud umbra]

The ice

......

Yeah

Fishing....

[dim tulip]

With good preparation

[cobalt hare]

mine and fish

[dim tulip]

Winter is a joke

[frigid zenith]

I do everyday just not the same money

[proud umbra]

We don't talk about fishing....

[valid sleet]

winter is terrible

[buoyant willow]

And completing the Winter Bundle which gives you some seeds

[dim tulip]

First winter, full normal coop and barn

[valid sleet]

you cant grow anything unless you have ||greenhouse or ginger island||

[frigid zenith]

Neither do I have

[buoyant willow]

Its an incredibly good way to get income in earlier stages wdym?

[gloomy solstice]

You should stack up on kegs

[cobalt hare]

in winter i feel relaxed i have much less work

[dim tulip]

With quality cheese and mayonnaise it's at least 3k-5k

[proud umbra]

I mean for the community center....

[valid sleet]

winter just seems like a waste of a season

[buoyant willow]

This is why I rush Pantry as fast as possible

Which I did

[valid sleet]

L cc

[dim tulip]

You can do first year

[proud umbra]

Nah

[dim tulip]

Just need a bit o attention

[proud umbra]

Too much effort

[dim tulip]

And Pantry is def manageable on first year

[buoyant willow]

And got the big boy at the start of Winter

[buoyant willow]

You're not fit to be a farmer then

[proud umbra]

I know

That's why I mod my game

[pulsar nymph]

whats a good macro program for animation cancelling i wanna bind the button combo to a single key

[cobalt hare]

best thing to do in winter for money is || skull cavren ||

[dim tulip]

Alright, is there a easy way to get more kegs or resource for making kegs?

[pulsar nymph]

oh wait thought i was in seasoned

[buoyant willow]

The only mods I'd use is Extended, better children because why don't they grow and only stay as Toddlers? and recolors

[pulsar nymph]

eh not a spoiler message its fine

[cobalt hare]

skull cavren

[buoyant willow]

Oh yeah, I gotta start tackling that place if I want Iridium

[dim tulip]

My deficit is pine

Not cooper nor iron

[valid sleet]

joja is only 40000g

easy to get

[pulsar nymph]

tbf you have more interaction with your infant baby being able to throw them up in the air than any other stage where you can just pet the kid

[buoyant willow]

I ain't selling my soul to a corporation

[valid sleet]

do it

[cobalt hare]

get as much seeds as you can and plant them in the desert

[valid sleet]

Join us. Thrive.

[pulsar nymph]

what if you ||got a cool soda machine||

[dim tulip]

We are the people against Amazon

[valid sleet]

fr

better than a ||useless statue||

[granite token]

which cc bundle to complete to unlock greenhouse?

[dim tulip]

I mean JoJa

[buoyant willow]

Farmer's Children mod turns them into actual characters that grow and do stuff around the town

I use that

[valid sleet]

go joja route

not cc

frfr

[buoyant willow]

Because its very good

[granite token]

no!

[twin token]

I have a quest to collect 80 hardwood in 7 days.. so i got 8 from ||the secret forest|| thats not enough to complete in 7 days and cant find anywhere else to farm it from 🤔 any idea please?

[pulsar nymph]

pantry

[granite token]

thanks, gaymer

[buoyant willow]

Did you get the more wood perk?

[pulsar nymph]

it says it when you open the tablet

[dim tulip]

Mahogany trees

But you have to grow then first

[buoyant willow]

Also yeah Mahogany

[dim tulip]

You're not going to do this

[buoyant willow]

You can use tree fertilisers

Goes from months to days

Rapid growth, they're a Godsend

[twin token]

Nono i have harvest

[buoyant willow]

Damn.

That sucks

[dim tulip]

What are the crafting for the tree faucet?

[pulsar nymph]

theres 12 in that area per day

[buoyant willow]

Tree what?

[granite token]

last question: ||where can i find the secret note for secretwood?||

[twin token]

4 trees.. 2 per tree

[cobalt hare]

get all other quests first i find this the most annyoing

[dim tulip]

I don't know the name in English

[pulsar nymph]

look around in the trees and you can access the lower 2 that look inaccessible

[dim tulip]

The item you put on the tree to get pine resin

[twin token]

Ohh i have some seeds for that i need to grow them for this quest?

[pulsar nymph]

theres a hidden path

[dim tulip]

And other shit

[buoyant willow]

Heres a little tip, do you see the big log in Cindersap Forest?

[pulsar nymph]

theres 6 stumps not 4

[cobalt hare]

copper ?

[buoyant willow]

Right next to where Jas hangs around

[granite token]

I already chopped it

[twin token]

Thanks ill check that out

[granite token]

oh...

[buoyant willow]

Did you check?

[granite token]

no

[buoyant willow]

POV: You gave the children Beer

[cobalt hare]

wow

[twin token]

I think i got everything besides this and the fishing that i failed many times so had to try it 🤦🏽‍♀️ definitely annoying such a precious thing to give away

[buoyant willow]

Theres a reason why its there

Bring a Syrup with you

[cobalt hare]

yeah

[dim tulip]

Also, why penny doesn't have a single question about our sellings

We sell alcohol

[granite token]

me still searching on google who is jas

[cobalt hare]

purple girl

[buoyant willow]

Because we rarely drink it and we get money from them

[pulsar nymph]

yeah if you fail the quest best thing to do for hardwood is start a mahogany tree farm

[buoyant willow]

Youd know them if you love Penny

[dim tulip]

The 🤓 children

[cobalt hare]

you cant do it in winter right ?

[granite token]

ooooh. that's why. I havent interacted much with the children. Thanks Dinguuu----Ray, Zakaa, and Azure! ❤️

[pulsar nymph]

you can but you need tree fertilizer

trees wont grow in winter without fertilizer

[buoyant willow]

https://tenor.com/view/simon-cowell-laser-eyes-gif-12824285

[cobalt hare]

i remembered this thing , ty

[obtuse cairn]

Do I need to use scarecrows in the island farm?

Or they don't destroy the crops there?

[twin token]

I found the secret path thank you! 12 a day should be enough

[buoyant willow]

P sure you do

[fallow gale]

Best crop to grow in spring??

[distant sphinx]

Strawberries

[fallow gale]

What if not has strawberry seeds lol

[pulsar nymph]

kale for farming exp potatoes and cauliflower for money

strawberries can be bought at the egg festival

[cobalt hare]

mushrooms or bats?

opinions?

[hasty flint]

hi

[pulsar nymph]

bats is more commonly accepted as better neither of them are good money makers and bats give more good gifts and potential to help with community center items more

[cobalt hare]

okay thank u!!

[distant sphinx]

Mushrooms for early game energy tho

And better money if you want to do that

[pulsar nymph]

thats the only advantage mushrooms is they have better energy if you use the items for food

and maybe morel access

[distant sphinx]

They're also way more consistent

[woeful karma]

Shrooms

[pulsar nymph]

another ntoe for bats is if you wanna repurpose and decorate the cave bats are btter

[distant sphinx]

Eh

[pulsar nymph]

because you cant get rid of the mushroom bioxes but you can use floor tiles in the bat cave

[distant sphinx]

Decorating the bat cave removes it's functionality

[pulsar nymph]

thats more an end game thing

when neither cave is useful anymore

[distant sphinx]

But I guess if you are decorating it you've already moved past needing the cave

Yeah

[hexed smelt]

I decorated my mushroom cave. And, as chonker cat points out, it is still functional.

[cobalt hare]

Guys what seeds r best for cal

Fall*

[hexed smelt]

Cranberries for selling raw, pumpkins for processing.

Don't neglect your CC crops, either.

[cobalt hare]

Processing ?

What is cc crops

[valid sleet]

processing is kegs and preserve jars

[cobalt hare]

I don’t have keg yet

[valid sleet]

cc crops are crops you need to complete the community center

[cobalt hare]

The preserves yeah

Ohh

Idk how to work on the community center

Rip

[valid sleet]

look up a tutorial

and kegs unlock at farming 8

[cobalt hare]

I’m far from that

I’ll just do preserves

[valid sleet]

okay

[gaunt gale]

Yo pickle(that good?) how’s life

[hexed smelt]

Pumpkins, and all veggies, are better done in preserves jars anyway.

[gaunt gale]

Not bat sadly though, or at least the more you decorate the less it produces

[vital shadow]

I have officially sold off my soul to Joja🫡

can somebody start making me a grave? it'll be really helpful soon

[valid sleet]

good job

we shall now thrive

[gaunt gale]

Yay

You will thrive now

Joja support

[distant sphinx]

Oh hey welcome back I'm good thanks

[grim nimbus]

what's the most worth tackle to use if making money with lvl 20 mine fishing

[vital shadow]

now time to marry the (I think) anti-joja girl and pray for the best

[gaunt gale]

Ayy nice

[hexed smelt]

Trap bobber is the best tackle. Nothing else really matters.

[frigid zenith]

Krobus 🔛🔝

[distant sphinx]

Quality for money trap if you struggle catching fish

[copper torrent]

otherwise dressed spinner

wait why are you fishing in the mines for money

[grim nimbus]

i've found it best for my case since stonefish good idk i didn't really math it out just a feeling

am in y1 summer rn

[hexed smelt]

Mountain lake is best for money.

You catch too much trash in the mines.

[grim nimbus]

ooo

ok tbh i haven't really bothered fishing mountain outside of cc

ill do that ty!

[steady flicker]

so uhm, what exactly is the glittering boulder lol

cause i just removed it

[primal socket]

U should get a little cutscene the next time u go up there

It’s by the mines

[steady flicker]

oh nvm that’s boring asf lol

i just got off for a minute so i didn’t go yet i just looked it up

[primal socket]

Yeah imo it’s like the most useless cc reward

[gaunt gale]

Depends, if you want quality it’s arguably one of the worst, I’d say it and later game one depending on goal

[tough valve]

Blue Berry jelly is better then plane blue Berry?

[granite token]

||which weapon is better to use, galaxy sword or galaxy hammer?||

[hexed smelt]

All processed goods are better than selling them raw. With the possible exception of iridium milk in some cases.

[tough valve]

Ok thanks

[pulsar nymph]

as iceman said im going to extend it that includes quality crops all processed good for crops are over double the base price and a gold crop is only 1.5x base price

[sullen burrow]

Do you mean her aunt Marnie?

[granite token]

what is iridium milk? a milk made from iridium?

[sullen burrow]

Lmao

All good

[pulsar nymph]

iridium quality milk aka the purple star

[wicked remnant]

She loves diamonds and pumpkin pie

[hexed smelt]

Jas's parents are dead. Marnie is her aunt, Shane is her godfather (and probably cousin, too).
Marnie's loved gifts:

[sullen burrow]

Oh

You got to it before me lol

[granite token]

thanks, gaymer ❤️

last question: do we need to have a recipe in order to cook or can also cook without a recipe?

[pulsar nymph]

need the recipe

[weary sandal]

you have to have a recipe so u can cook it

[hazy remnant]

WHATTATTAT I JUST WATCHED GUS GO INTO PIERRES AT 8:50 !!!

[wicked remnant]

Recipes are needed

[hazy remnant]

why does gus get special treatment and get let in

[sullen burrow]

Because Pierre doesn't like us

He wishes he could be us

[hazy remnant]

frfr

[sullen burrow]

This he doesn't let us in

[hazy remnant]

being so rich n all

but to be fair we dont give him a load of money

[sullen burrow]

Yeah

Once farming lvl 10 we don't really go in there nearly as much

[weary sandal]

why is my child sitting in my bed

[hazy remnant]

i just started stardew so yk

[sullen burrow]

Oops 😢

[weary sandal]

whys he in my bed 😭😭

[hazy remnant]

im on the 8th day

[wicked remnant]

Kick him out of the bed!

[hazy remnant]

LMAO

[wicked remnant]

Kick da child!

[weary sandal]

EWWW ALEX CALLED HIMSELF “daddy”

[granite token]

haunted child

[weary sandal]

i wanna file a divorce

he annoys me

[grim nimbus]

in summer do some plants just dry randomly? i'm pretty sure i don't miss patches but i have two dried blueberry shrubs now

[wicked remnant]

He's a alright friend, but nothing more than that

[weary sandal]

i think so but u should be able to water them and they still grow

[hexed smelt]

Lightning strikes.

[weary sandal]

idk

[hazy remnant]

... we're gonna fight

[weary sandal]

his looks scare me

[hazy remnant]

fr

[weary sandal]

personally george needs more love i love george

[hazy remnant]

date george mod

[grim nimbus]

oh wait i think they were struck by lightning i've had that weather occur frequently. will it still grow if i water them?

[weary sandal]

that isn’t why i don’t like him

[hazy remnant]

only marry alex if you play as a male

[weary sandal]

idk tbh you’d have to ask someone who knows more 😭

[wicked remnant]

Honeslty linus is my best friend, I don't care about the rest

[weary sandal]

linus hates me or some shit bro said he doesn’t need friends

[weary sandal]

i play as female and married him

he’s lazy as hell

I LOVE SHANE

[hazy remnant]

i disliked alex from the misogyny at the beginning of the game

[weary sandal]

IF I DIVORCE THIS MF IM GETTING WITH SHANE OR ELLIOTT

[wicked remnant]

Shane is nice

[hazy remnant]

shane is th ebest

poor dude

deserves better fr

[fossil perch]

i agree

[weary sandal]

elliott is so ugly but he’s so romantic

[hazy remnant]

i agree i agree i agree but maru is gonna be my wife

instead of harvey

LOL

[wraith dawn]

No

:c

[hazy remnant]

do u guys like my day 8 place so farrrr i love patatoes

[wicked remnant]

Looks great

[hazy remnant]

dw the farm is bigger i just havent cleared out anything beyond this place yet

[weary sandal]

joja isn’t bad it’s js a little overpriced and the main dude is weird he looks like the mf dude from goosebumps

[hazy remnant]

change colors?

im sorry please elaborate

[wicked remnant]

Honeslty have to agree with this

[hazy remnant]

do you mean the grass?

THE TOP-

[nimble wing]

Should I get rancher or tiller on lvl 5

[hazy remnant]

OH

THE INTERFACE???

[weary sandal]

tiller

[alpine kestrel]

hi

[wicked remnant]

Tiller

[wicked remnant]

Sup

[alpine kestrel]

definitely tiller

[hazy remnant]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/4697

yes it is a mod

thats the link if youd like it

i thought you meant like the top corner of the farm map 😭

uhm

go to options

like on stardew and on your computer?

oh i mean like

the sound settings

on stardew

like the sound settings in the game itself

okkk uh

[dim tulip]

What about the actual settings?

[hazy remnant]

do you have headphones plugged in somewhere?

[hazy remnant]

we js clarified

they are up!! 🫶

hmmm

try restarting stardew

[dapper rain]

Grew my first giant cauliflower today 😌 also hi guys

[dim tulip]

The godforsaken Mixer, maybe you lowered down only Stardew

[hazy remnant]

or go to the menu and check if the sound is on mute at the top left?

[wicked remnant]

Great news!

[hazy remnant]

on the title screen

[nimble wing]

I'm getting lvl 5 in winter

[hazy remnant]

havent bought mine yet!! went straight to potatoes

no problem

[wicked remnant]

We all have our moments

[dim tulip]

🤨

[hazy remnant]

sorry if i frustrated you w dumb questions 💀

[dim tulip]

What was it?

[hazy remnant]

they couldnt find out why the sound wasnt working for their game but it was on mute on the title screen. 🫶

[nimble wing]

L

[hazy remnant]

im being so patient with people today im so proud of myself fr

[hazy remnant]

im in your walls

[dim tulip]

That's an L

[rich minnow]

that’s now nice

not*

[dim tulip]

Murder, instant L

[alpine kestrel]

what the heck is happening rn

[rich minnow]

where’s your manera

[hazy remnant]

im outside ur house

[rich minnow]

i’m getting over stimmed

yippie

[hazy remnant]

they're definetly joking

[rich minnow]

ehh

[hazy remnant]

sorry about that

[rich minnow]

you never know

[rich minnow]

it was a joke

[rich minnow]

😦

[hazy remnant]

i love harvey so much

hes just a great guy

nothing too special about him but hes just a great shy little guy

[dim tulip]

1k is a steal

He'd only woke me up and ripped 1k of me

[hazy remnant]

in the caves?

did you pass out or something?

hell yeah

yippiieie

[proud umbra]

I don't like krobus

[dim tulip]

I rarely go to the caves

I go for the kool kave

[hazy remnant]

we are about to have a fist fight right now

[proud umbra]

Bet come at me Robin

You got skinny arms

[hazy remnant]

we fighting fr

OMG

i do not

[proud umbra]

Heheh

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jotaro-kujo-jotaro-dio-jojos-bizarre-adventure-gif-25822947

[hazy remnant]

i agree

[proud umbra]

You wanna do this?

[hazy remnant]

yes.

[proud umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/ora-gif-23466411

[hazy remnant]

LMFAO

[proud umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/ora-star-platinum-jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-jojo-gif-5505650

[hazy remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-animated-drawing-animation-by-dexter-gif-21991312

[proud umbra]

Yes.

[proud umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/star-platinum-za-warduo-gif-26209527

[dim tulip]

Me when funny

[proud umbra]

You lose.

You and Rat have just been donuted.

Krobus still sucks

[dim tulip]

Send them to the realm

[proud umbra]

Nah it's rat

[dim tulip]

Outside

[proud umbra]

Nah you a rat

And your name is Rat

[hazy remnant]

so does your grandpa

[wicked remnant]

Rats are the best

[proud umbra]

I don't have a grandpa

[hazy remnant]

i love rats

[hazy remnant]

[proud umbra]

I'll call ya Rat

Got it.

Nah

You're Rat.

I'm so glad I'm living rent free in his head.

This is glorious rn

[hazy remnant]

im in your walls

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-harvey-stardew-valley-harvey-games-sv-gif-23598516

[proud umbra]

It isn't worth the walk but I would if I needed to save money.

[proud umbra]

Ok pop out.

You probably smell like rusty old nickles

[hazy remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/aubrey-says-shut-up-kys-gif-24055856

omori gif funny

[proud umbra]

Nah

[hazy remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-gif-24122938

[proud umbra]

In the sewer. Because you're a rat.

Honestly

[hazy remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/sebastian-stan-sebastian-jumpscare-sebastian-stardew-stardew-valley-kirakat5-gif-25950352

[rich crest]

a

[granite token]

a

[hazy remnant]

a

[wicked remnant]

a

[proud umbra]

I need a hug tho.

[nimble wing]

a

[worldly pasture]

You did not just say that 😂😂

[proud umbra]

I mean they are dirty if they live outside

[wicked remnant]

TIL a interesting rat fact

[proud umbra]

You are talking about domestic rats

Not wild rats

[worldly pasture]

Rats are the reason thousands die every year

[dim tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-shower-gif-11018341

[wicked remnant]

The clean boi

Look at em

[proud umbra]

This made me laugh lol

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-21869576

I sent you my pic

Now send yours

That's the vibe I GOT from this

Nah

https://tenor.com/view/im-human-cailan-robinson-cop-lucifer-human-being-gif-17387153

Listen I can prove I'm not a robot

😦

Why'd you guys gotta expose me

PLEASE NO

I HAVE A FAMILY

Fine

I'll reveal my face...

[wicked remnant]

I'm a idiot?

[proud umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/master-splinter-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-cartoon-rat-transformation-gif-26168826

Yo.

I just revealed it.

My PFP is it as well

I've revealed it

Happy?

The reason I have so many problems with rats...

Is because I am one

Happy?

But I am human

I just need to get the mutagen cure

And all will be right

[granite token]

is there a rat in SDV? suddenly the convos here are all about rats

[proud umbra]

Honestly

I have two dogs

[granite token]

we have a cat and dogs

[worldly pasture]

Nah the topic has strayed away from sdv

[agile pier]

I have 3 dogs and 2 cats (there's way too much hair never have this many animals)

Yeah I get that

All my dogs shed constantly

Especially the youngest

[wicked remnant]

I only have a dog and a cat. They're troublemakers

[viscid pebble]

i got 2 dogs

[copper torrent]

2 dogs 3 cats

getting 1 more cat next week

[brazen coyote]

Should I keg my gold quality starfruits or sell them someone said sell them but

Like sell them raw

[copper torrent]

kegging will sell more

[wicked remnant]

Long wait though

But worth it

[brazen coyote]

Just a week is fine

[copper torrent]

wine multiplier is higher than quality multiplier

[exotic dawn]

We should be able to sell the children

The children yearn for the mines

[brazen coyote]

[exotic dawn]

[brazen coyote]

Tbh I've decided to ignore my animals since I don't need them for the bundles anymore

[cyan merlin]

i agree actually

they children need to earn their keep

[agile pier]

No wonder minecraft is the most popular game ever

[exotic dawn]

Fr like I paid $60,000 so you could exist

[cyan merlin]

and they’re not even grateful

show mommy you love her with ores or don’t come home at all

[brazen coyote]

I cannot find where these weeds are

Should I make a few bombs to get rid of the weeds

That...sounds suspect outside of context FBI don't come for me

[cyan merlin]

the nsa agent assigned to monitor you: 👀

[vital shadow]

I've tried to go to sleep but my stomach feels like hell and melatonin randomly decided to disappear so here I am, playing stardew again

[clever spire]

real

[exotic dawn]

Simple, climb mount Everest, sacrifice a goat and ur good

[copper torrent]

bizzare excuse to play stardew /j

get well soon <3

[vital shadow]

honestly, I would just go vomit to hopefully clear out from whatever is causing my stomach to just randomly ache, but A) anxiety and B) my dog is resting in the bathroom and I don't want to disrupt her😭

[vital shadow]

thanks

friendship points won't grind themselves

[narrow willow]

Drink more water

[cobalt hare]

Water.

[vital shadow]

I genuinely don't remember the last time I've drinked water, and I have no clue whether it's my memory or if it's just me rarely drinking it

water here sucks, it's so metallic in taste

[primal socket]

That’s fair honestly. The only water I will actually drink is Evian water. It’s expensive af tho

But yk at least it doesn’t taste like pennies

[narrow willow]

Damn, u guys dont drink water regularly?

[vital shadow]

fair enough

no

my stomach lowkey twists whenever anything tasteless or really metallic enters my mouth

[primal socket]

Literally me too

[vital shadow]

since 90% of the time that just means you've swallowed something bad

my therapist says that's mostly due to autism, thus the peculiar eating and drinking habits

[cyan merlin]

reminder that off topic chat should be in #adventurers-guild (also guys please drink more water and invest in a water filter pitcher because it’s really bad to be chronically dehydrated)

[vital shadow]

right, sorry

wait what is the difference between #town-square and #adventurers-guild?

[narrow willow]

water is part of the stardew valley lore

[cyan merlin]

town square is off topic but still stardew related. avdent guild is completely off topic :))

[primal socket]

Ohh ok. I was wondering what the difference was

[vital shadow]

so, town square is "talk whatever, go wild" and adventurer's guild is "stardew bad"

[mystic jasper]

You can't drink water in sdv

[cyan merlin]

advent guild is like okay back to real life lol

[vital shadow]

you can water your friends tho

[mystic jasper]

But we're not plants

[vital shadow]

did I stutter?

[idle grove]

or are we?

[mystic jasper]

How do we absorb it?

[cyan merlin]

don’t you ever hear the watering can glugging and go damn i could go for some of that

[vital shadow]

chat suddenly went weirdly quiet

[idle grove]

no

[vital shadow]

#multiplayer-lfg-old btw

[wicked remnant]

On what console?

I'm a switch player lol

[idle grove]

I'm an Xbox player

[vital shadow]

(before you ask, no, the game isn't crossplay)

PC ftw

[cyan merlin]

welcome to the server :)) reminder to use the #multiplayer-lfg-old channel to look for games, you can make a post with all the info

[vital shadow]

anyway, can I somehow run Morris into the ground on the joja route?
I'd really want to just finish this and absolutely run the entirety of Joja into the mud

[cyan merlin]

i think the only way to defeat morris is by going cc route but i may be missing something

[vital shadow]

my ISP did a funny just now

for some reason every now and then, my wifi locks itself to only allowing 0.1MBps through

happens randomly, for an hourish and for no reason

[frigid zenith]

Im very neutral I don’t feel like completing bundles but don’t wanna go down joja route so I just stay in Stardew limbo for now

[vital shadow]

W

[calm sandal]

joja is good

berry profitable

if u go full ranching, i d suggest u to do joja instead of cc

[ancient pebble]

Should I sell my fruit as is or make all of it into jam

[calm sandal]

depend on the fruit, but if u have space, yes, jam it

[ancient pebble]

I have like 120 cranberries but only 5 preserve jars

[calm sandal]

cranberries single value is very low, if u have better fruits, replace the jar content to it

[grim nimbus]

bro fuck sturgeons

[alpine kestrel]

why

[grim nimbus]

they move too much!

[calm sandal]

i guess u havent fish alot

[lilac mason]

what's the best crop for spring y2

[grim nimbus]

nah sometimes they just zigzag 24/7

other times it's catchable

rng ;_;

[cobalt hare]

How many kids can you have ?

[calm sandal]

2

[cobalt hare]

what is the best season to sell starberrys?

[hollow harbor]

Did you contact your telco then

[calm sandal]

a what?

[cobalt hare]

strawberry*

[calm sandal]

season doesnt change selling price

[vital shadow]

we did, a lot. Nothing changed

[cobalt hare]

oh

I thought selling them outside of the season you can grow them in made them worth more

[calm sandal]

not in this game at least

[cobalt hare]

I'm still going to wait till the end of spring to sell my starberrys

[hollow harbor]

Call them everyday

[cobalt hare]

big number will go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[calm sandal]

save some for next year seed

[cobalt hare]

im on year two, I started growing them first day

[calm sandal]

unless u have ancient fruit ready at the year

[cobalt hare]

I bought a starfruit during the summer and never planted it

I just have it in my chest

[buoyant willow]

2

I gotta install a mod where they grow though

[cobalt hare]

Oo

[buoyant willow]

Can't have them be toddlers forever

[cobalt hare]

@cobalt hare you have a very similar online alias of a old friend of mine

[buoyant willow]

CA GODDAMNIT WORK ON THAT FIRST

[cobalt hare]

Alias?

[buoyant willow]

For me it reminds me of the anime

[cobalt hare]

What is that

[buoyant willow]

Nickname

Lol

[cobalt hare]

Ohh

[cobalt hare]

I get that a lot

[cobalt hare]

what anime?

[buoyant willow]

Komi can't communicate

[cobalt hare]

I mostly took inspo from sangonomiya kokomi. So instead of kokomi i did komi

[buoyant willow]

Thats the name

[cobalt hare]

man, I watched the frist ep thinking it was gunna be good, then the weird stuff hit me like a truck in ep 3

[buoyant willow]

Its about a girl named Komi who has social anxiety so severe she literally can't talk

[cobalt hare]

I need to watch szn 2

[buoyant willow]

Really now? I think its great, the more you watch, the better it gets

[cobalt hare]

denji working at macdonalds

[buoyant willow]

Its one of the series that people badly wanted an adaptation for

[buoyant willow]

Aye.

[cobalt hare]

Komi can’t communicate is such a cute anime

I can't overlook the creepy stuff =[

[buoyant willow]

Money aint gonna make itself

[cobalt hare]

I tried

[buoyant willow]

Gotta get a living

[cobalt hare]

Very wholesome. Kinda weird like saiki k cuz of that one perverted girl

[buoyant willow]

I literally forgot but is it the tomboy? Lmao

[cobalt hare]

no

they're cool

[buoyant willow]

That girl somehow has everyone in their country as her friend

Talk about charisma

[buoyant willow]

Forgot who that one was, its been a while

[cobalt hare]

She has short hair I think

I had a better time over looking saiki k cuz they didn't show up that much

[buoyant willow]

What you'd wanna watch is Toradora

[cobalt hare]

I wanna continue love is war

[cobalt hare]

love it

I watched like three eps and stopped

I googled it, I can tell i'd dislike it

[buoyant willow]

Actually same, imma embrace the cliche once again

[cobalt hare]

i like this one too

spoilers

[cobalt hare]

SAIKI K?

it never ends

nononononono

[buoyant willow]

Its freaking amazing, it gets pretty emotional till the end

[cobalt hare]

Saiki k is good

[buoyant willow]

And has a bittersweet ending

[cobalt hare]

Which one

Did u mena

Mena

MEAN

[buoyant willow]

Fucken destroyed me though

[cobalt hare]

.

that one

I googled it

Ohh

I’m never gonna watch taht

but if im being fr im not that big on anime

I’m prob gonna hold of love is war so I can watch Kamisama Kiss

im more of a cartoon type of person

[buoyant willow]

Oh don't knock it till you try it

Its really good

[cobalt hare]

Understandable

I’m not a huge anime fan. But I do like some animes

[buoyant willow]

I've basically transitioned but I don't mind cartoons

[cobalt hare]

I sure One Piece is awesome, but there are just too many things that bunks down anime for me

[buoyant willow]

Gotta say tho, loved Adventure time

[cobalt hare]

mostly the bad tropes

[cobalt hare]

second haft of adventure time is the bomb

the frist haft too I gusse

[buoyant willow]

If you want sheer absolute hype, go watch Demon Slayer

[cobalt hare]

it has a wide world

I’m watching mha and it’s so like. Bland. Nothing special abt it. Idk why ppl hype it up so much. This is why I don’t watch popular animes often

what's MHA?

My hero academia

ooooo

[cobalt hare]

yeah me too

yeah I don't like that show that much

Same

[buoyant willow]

Okay, yall let's take it to #town before the mods smite us

[cobalt hare]

season 5 goes hard though

Oh yeah

I forgot

Oops

[buoyant willow]

People just like to think the characters are gay.

Thats literally the fandom.

[cobalt hare]

Don’t get me started on that 💀

but besides that it's sorta bad and SUPER creepy

under aged shower scenes

I HATE bakudeku. Pls stfu

NO THANK YOU

[buoyant willow]

Aight lets take it to this fr now come on.

[cobalt hare]

Okkk

[buoyant willow]

#town-square lets go here lol

[cobalt hare]

he sorta the only good character, he has a very good ark and character progression

idk witch ark (arc?) fits there

besides that 👎

bad anime

or at least sub average

@cobalt hare @buoyant willow wanna group dm about this?

[buoyant willow]

Well you do you

I don't mind

[cobalt hare]

the townsqare seems packed with people talking about somethign else

@cobalt hare you down?

Sure

[cobalt hare]

you gotta accept he friend rquest so I can invite you

[buoyant willow]

Got it

[copper torrent]

try dororo ?

it's a hidden gem

became my fav for like

a year

[buoyant willow]

In my list now

[copper torrent]

you'll love it

[cobalt hare]

i have saw a part of it , it is interesting

[grim nimbus]

is gold worth buying from clint or should i just grind mines

[cobalt hare]

it depends , but i think you should grind the mines

it is expensive

[sinful eagle]

any other way to destroy crops than hitting them with pickaxe?

[calm sandal]

bombs.

[sinful eagle]

sht

my quality sprinklers is gone

what the fuck

[calm sandal]

must be despawn or in ur inventory

[sinful eagle]

there isnt

just gonna make new ones

[grim nimbus]

i just tossed my iron ore stack in the trash.. .as im about to end the day

also are sprinklers reusable?

[copper torrent]

why would you throw the ore away

and yes

[grim nimbus]

clicking too fast

god i am sooo looking forward to getting sprinklers so much freedom

[latent thistle]

Might be weeds

[grim nimbus]

also i got into this game because i thought it was going to be relaxing but now i'm malding how to prog fast

[cobalt hare]

reset the day if something bad happens

[cobalt hare]

i played it because it can work on my potato

[buoyant willow]

Yes

[buoyant willow]

Ill have to curse you but it depends on how much stack did you throw out

[grim nimbus]

14... it was post furnace thankfully and i just didn't reset

[nimble mica]

If I plant an Apple Tree in the greenhouse in Fall will it grow?

And produce?

[primal socket]

Yes