stardew-valley

[topaz glen]

Ye but im not that patient.

[sacred oasis]

fair enough

[wispy vortex]

How much does 999 chest give you

[cunning silo]

because 7 days is very long for an almost 4x profit with artisan

[sacred oasis]

i am also that kind of person except when i age them

[languid quarry]

mushroom or bats

[wispy vortex]

Bats

They give fruit

And you can make money off of fruit

Instead of buying fruit tress

[dusty ibex]

💀 take 13 days to grow a crop but it takes 7 days to quadruple its value

[languid quarry]

how does the interaction even activate

[sacred oasis]

if you have the time to check it everyday, mushrooms

bats are semi afk

[languid quarry]

it didnt happen on my coop profile

with my friend

it only happened on my solo

[sacred oasis]

you just wait for the cave to be filled then you're done

[dusty ibex]

i think mushrooms are a lot better than bats because it’s good food to eat and u can sell the shrooms for money

[cobalt hare]

I've gone the lazy route with wine. I age only 6 bottles each week, every week. So I have 8 groups of 6 casks in my cellar

[sacred oasis]

in the late game id say its not

because uhhh

[wispy vortex]

I have a full upgraded house and bats and a lot of animals

[dusty ibex]

in the late game both of them suck ass

[sacred oasis]

how do i say it without huge spoilers

[wispy vortex]

Idk

[stiff nymph]

You dont

[dusty ibex]

u can’t in here but I think I know what u wanna say 💀

[sacred oasis]

should i say it in #stardew-spoilers ?

[wispy vortex]

I'm going back to playing Stardew valley

[dusty ibex]

but meh by the time ur late game, neither of them really do much

so I take mushrooms for like helping me through the first year

[cobalt hare]

I wanna know why

[topaz glen]

Because its worth it

[cobalt hare]

Bats?

[sacred oasis]

i dont check them often so id say fruit, but mushrooms are good if you check it all the time

[dusty ibex]

yea sure

[cobalt hare]

brain hurt

[topaz glen]

Mushrooms are more useful for those life elixirs and some are seasonal finds

[dusty ibex]

mushroom:
sell for more
good food for energy in mines in early game

[cunning silo]

life elixirs,

[dusty ibex]

bats:
u can be lazy I guess

[cobalt hare]

Oooooh

[sacred oasis]

kid named dwarf:

[topaz glen]

The choice is permanent too so onces you choose in the cave thats it

[noble path]

mushrooms for the win because i'm too lazy to grind early game sometimes

[cunning silo]

salads are better for healing if you're going to buy food

[noble path]

but it's up to the person

[dusty ibex]

yea but tbh i always maintain that the choice doesn’t matter that much

[cunning silo]

i think

[dusty ibex]

yea salads are the best food to buy

[stiff nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-better-call-saul-mike-ehrmantraut-gif-26551023

[dusty ibex]

even better to sell ur cheese n buy salads

[topaz glen]

Or sashimi once you get the recipe from someone.

[noble path]

mm cheese

[dusty ibex]

yea I’m trying to rush through the mines asap so the mushrooms are so helpful

I end up taking all the common mushrooms and selling the rest

[noble path]

it's helpful early game food to grind on and for the mines

[cobalt hare]

I got so many blackberries
200 of em

[noble path]

fruits work too

[sacred oasis]

lol yea but somehow i prefer salmonberries

[cunning silo]

i did enough fishing to be fine for mines without buying anything

[sacred oasis]

with botanist its even better

[noble path]

salmonberry season my beloved

[cobalt hare]

Can u have kids with krobus

[dusty ibex]

yea salmonberries are fantastic too

[cunning silo]

no

[cobalt hare]

Crying

[granite badger]

no

[cunning silo]

not even through adoption

stupid full house achievement

[cobalt hare]

I want a baby krobus

[boreal cargo]

First run through ||prehistoric floor, got a dino egg.|| Should I sell a chicken to make room for it?

[stiff nymph]

Yeah

You need to

So you dont lose hearts at winter

Yeah you can put it anywhere

[cobalt hare]

I will personally give them warmth by hugging them all winter

[stiff nymph]

!officialhug

[novel thistle]

[stiff nymph]

Mixed Seeds are a random type of seed capable of producing a specific set of crops depending on the season

[cunning silo]

good job

[stiff nymph]

Ok real

[young copper]

hey where did the pictures go when i take a screenshot on mobile?

[boreal cargo]

Til that quartz can be used to ||buy bombs||

[wispy vortex]

Why isn't my smapi stardew valley not installing -

[stiff nymph]

For android its: android > chuckefish.com > screenshots

No idea for ios

[cobalt hare]

hey krobus gang member ;)

[stiff nymph]

Hey!!

[young copper]

thanks buddy i'm an android user

[stiff nymph]

Np have fun

[bitter path]

hi

[cobalt hare]

hello

[boreal cargo]

I got a big barn, a big coop, a shed and three silos. Should I buy a stable, or the house upgrades?

I want the mill but I still need cloth...

[stiff nymph]

Stable

Horse go zoom

[icy blade]

Do you have the kitchen and bedroom upgrade

[topaz glen]

A horse with a hat is fun

[solemn galleon]

Gooood morning chat

[plucky girder]

Hello Hello

[boreal cargo]

Yeah

[icy blade]

married?

[boreal cargo]

Also I got the cloth from the desert trader so

[boreal cargo]

Still need the ||mermaid pendant|||

[icy blade]

then go for the stable

[wispy vortex]

Do that in multiple player

Please

[tiny schooner]

ok

[wispy vortex]

Ty

[tiny schooner]

oh im sorry i didnt noticed that

[wispy vortex]

It's fine

[boreal cargo]

Also what does one do in the event of a second ||prismatic shard?||

[bronze path]

elo

[toxic girder]

I really want the green house but I’m so far from the variety vegetables

[bronze path]

what's the use of stone owl

[fallen garden]

decoration

[rich sorrel]

Probably donate it to the museum

[rich sorrel]

There is no actual use, it makes good decor tho

[bronze path]

oh okay

[kind dome]

So, I just learned today that Stardew Valley on mobile can be modded. I must have been living in a cave lol. 😂

Btw, has anyone tried Stardew Valley Expanded on SDV 1.4?

[cobalt hare]

whenever i get a treasure chest fron fishing with a lost book in it

it lets me hold it

[void brook]

I saw that

🧌

[icy blade]

how to mark something as spoilers? I am new to discord

[void brook]

There's a guide in pins of this channel. Anyways you use "||" before and after your message

[languid quarry]

yall

what do u do with higher quality crops

like strawberries

it doesnt affect the quality of jam produced right

then what do u do

[topaz glen]

Sell then for more profit

[icy blade]

Thanks

[cobalt hare]

is there a way to stop friendship points from decreasing

[tiny schooner]

how i can get mermaids pendant

[cobalt hare]

Get them to Max hearts

[cobalt hare]

rainy day, on the other side of the beach

[cobalt hare]

Oh

[tiny schooner]

what mean the other side

[cobalt hare]

What did i just see

[tiny schooner]

oh crap i cant send pictures

[cobalt hare]

im on my way to the beach to send a picture

[whole onyx]

A mobile player: asks about Ginger Island
Everyone in new farmers:

[cobalt hare]

So true

[icy blade]

true

[cobalt hare]

New farmer here, played around 40 hours with several saves, restarted a bunch. Which farm layout should I choose?

[cobalt hare]

Riverside

Played hill top and standard, I like standard but maybe there's a slightly better option

[steady spruce]

Beach if you want a challenge

[cobalt hare]

Just want to learn game

[whole onyx]

Someone: plays four corners farm to play with friends
Someone: is on mobile

[cobalt hare]

Four corners

[whole onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-person-akirambow-alone-sad-gif-26359091

[cobalt hare]

@whole onyx i interrupted u

[whole onyx]

😠

[languid quarry]

can crab pots even make back their cost

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[hollow fjord]

probably if you sold everything that you ever caught from them and never spent anything on bait

[solemn galleon]

Bait cost one bug meat of 5g, broke bois

Or*

[tough pulsar]

is fishing early game good

[plucky girder]

yess

[hollow fjord]

abssolutely

[plucky girder]

LEvel up, selling, CC

[minor hazel]

how do i get a white chicken?

[tough pulsar]

ok time to fish

[hollow fjord]

if you can try to get to fishing leel 6, it will make you a lot of money

[distant sphinx]

Just rng

[hollow fjord]

for chickens it says at the top of the screen when you buy from marnie what type of chicken it is

[minor hazel]

but i need to keep buying until i get a white one?

[kind dome]

Guys, which you do you prefer? SDE 1.4 Modded or SDE 1.5. I'm on mobile btw so I can't have both.

[wispy vortex]

No and yes

[hollow fjord]

you dont need to buy it when iut starts showing your farm, you can exit out and trty again until you get a white one

[hollow fjord]

you should probably buy a white one if your trying to complete the community center because i think you need the two colored eggs

[minor hazel]

yes

[brazen wharf]

eyy i just got another prismatic shard from burglar ring

[minor hazel]

i did what you said and it worked now

thxs

[hollow fjord]

Glad it helped!

[tough pulsar]

yay i caught a iridium quality flounder on spring day two

[mortal basalt]

Bone Sword

Nice

[wispy vortex]

Bone

[mortal basalt]

It’s nice

[wispy vortex]

Yes

[mortal basalt]

+4 speed

Decent dmg

[wispy vortex]

But I like galaxy

[mortal basalt]

I have it on my first save

But kinda boring cuz I use standard farm

Now I try beach

And plan to do River as well

[hollow fjord]

river was my first farm, it was nice for fishing but a nighmare for anything else

[wispy vortex]

Beach is fun

But you can't use sprinklers on beach

[mortal basalt]

I’m a farmer so yea I like challenging

[mortal basalt]

It has a space enough for 8 Iridium sprinkler so it’s fine

Also use Quarry after that

[wispy vortex]

Farming on beach 5/10 you do get gold star products sometime

Looks 10/10

[late nacelle]

Pierre for the win

[wispy vortex]

Hot 10/10

Sandy ♾️/10

[hollow fjord]

no, willy for the win

[wispy vortex]

Over all beach farm okay

[mortal basalt]

Well Beach is kinda good cuz of the loot

[late nacelle]

my gf is cheating on me with him

he's always behind her

trying to catch some fish

...

[hollow fjord]

what can i say willy is just that much of a chad

[mortal basalt]

I just hope that Stardew Valley update like after we marry with one person, all the other who are single will also getting marry one by one but slowly and steady

[late nacelle]

[late nacelle]

no, nobody deserves love besides me

[hollow fjord]

lol

[mortal basalt]

I just want SV to have endless story

[wispy vortex]

I just found this

[cobalt hare]

But then how do I go through the process of remarrying until I've been married to all of them ☹️

[languid quarry]

what is best to plant in the summer

[novel void]

Starfruit

[wispy vortex]

Starfruit

[hollow fjord]

melons, blueberries and hops

[mortal basalt]

Like divorce?

[hollow fjord]

also im stuck between marrying harvey or sebastian, who do i choose?

[warped basin]

sebastian

[wispy vortex]

SEBASTIAN

HE HAS A JET SKI

[cobalt hare]

Mary divorce marry divorce until you've been in a marriage with everyone in Stardew valley

[hollow fjord]

alright i can see that the people have spoken

[cobalt hare]

[granite badger]

melon, starfruit or red cabbage

[languid quarry]

how do i even get a lot of that

[wispy vortex]

[novel void]

From sandys shop

[hollow fjord]

dessert or muesum

[wispy vortex]

Sebby is perfect

[cobalt hare]

I CAN'T WAKE UP [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ]

[mortal basalt]

No Divorce option on the game cuz it’s might be effectively bad for some kid I guess

[wispy vortex]

He takes care of u and helps u

[wispy vortex]

Yes

Sebastian shrine

[hollow fjord]

yoiu can divorce in stardew, its in the mayors house

[wispy vortex]

And you can delete the kids

[languid quarry]

oh

[mortal basalt]

Oh No…!!!

[wispy vortex]

DELETE THE KIDS

[languid quarry]

is it worth putting normal sprinklers

[wispy vortex]

Uhhh

Idk

[hollow fjord]

idk, ive always just waiuted to get iridium

[mortal basalt]

I never knew that they can divorce

[warped basin]

you only need to delete 682 kids to get level 10 combat in a day

don't ask how I know

[hollow fjord]

you can if you have other things that you want to do, but to me its not worth it until i get iridium

[granite badger]

yeah if u just started

[mortal basalt]

Like if we divorce with that certain person and remarry with that certain person. What will happen?

[wispy vortex]

Nice

[hollow fjord]

after divorce they wont talk to you

[cobalt hare]

The world explodes

[languid quarry]

mmm

i just planted my crops

guess i gotta blow holes in them to put down my sprinklers

[wispy vortex]

egg

[mortal basalt]

Awww so the dev doesn’t talk to his ex maybe that’s why

R3KT

[wispy vortex]

goth or emo and depressed

[dusty ibex]

no

[mortal basalt]

Worth for Qualitt sprinkler

Best for Iridium

[languid quarry]

bruh

thats a bit late

i just crafted some

[dusty ibex]

u can always reset the day if it’s worth it

[languid quarry]

nay i can easily get the mats back

[wispy vortex]

Tbh if anyone is mean to farmer when they are dating or married online Sebastian will find where they live and blackmail them

[dusty ibex]

ok u can’t talk about this here even with spoilers

[cobalt hare]

Oh I'm so sorry wait

[dusty ibex]

post cc stuff aren’t allowed

[wispy vortex]

Sebastian is 10/10 programmer

[dusty ibex]

yea dw about it I personally don’t care but i tell u case u didn’t know

[mortal basalt]

Breaking the rule is fun

[wispy vortex]

sips coffee

Sleeping in class is fun

[dusty ibex]

it is until ur one step from getting banned

[mortal basalt]

Drink this coffee than

[mortal basalt]

Yea that’s right

[wispy vortex]

.

I-

How about I just give it all to my husband sebby

Aka Sebastian

cry's in can't spell Sebastian WHEN IT IS MY USERNAME

[mortal basalt]

lol

[wispy vortex]

Anyways

[wraith dawn]

Me irl tho but in my stomach, not sold

[mortal basalt]

I can handle coffee but not strong coffee or I will …

[wraith dawn]

?

[wispy vortex]

Do I have to delete Stardew valley to get smapi stardew valley

[cosmic hollow]

Probably a dumb question but can PlayStation and Xbox play together?

[deep escarp]

What's the best fishing spot?

[mortal basalt]

Like I feel sick cuz I have a stomach problem

[wraith dawn]

Ah

[mortal basalt]

Beach

[wraith dawn]

Most likely not

[cosmic hollow]

I figure lol, I just know a lot of people play pc so I was just hoping to expand who I could plah with 😂

[vital shadow]

can Windows/xbox on pc players play with steam players?

[mortal basalt]

Just when will mobile able to play Multi

[ashen flume]

!mobilemuptiplayer

[void brook]

!mobilemultiplayer

[novel thistle]

@mortal basalt
https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1262068497086967808
https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1574028775549177857

ConcernedApe (@ConcernedApe)

@Jeff99486773 @VGMClassics There are technical barriers that make it unfeasible. If you'd like to play multiplayer I recommend getting the PC or console version

Twitter · May 17, 2020, 5:12 PM

ConcernedApe (@ConcernedApe)

@ambersgone for one, there are technical considerations: Stardew uses peer to peer multiplayer, there is no central server, so someone's phone would have to host the game. Also, the multiplayer version of the game has worse performance which is significant for many phones

Twitter · Sep 25, 2022, 1:31 PM

[ashen flume]

Aw fuck

[stiff nymph]

L

[ashen flume]

Typo sorry

[mortal basalt]

Rip

[ashen flume]

I think so?Unsure tho, you could test it

[mortal basalt]

Probly big L!

[languid quarry]

what should i prioritise in summer year 1

[void brook]

L bozo 🧌

[ashen flume]

Rip mobile multiplayer

[stiff nymph]

Gym

[languid quarry]

I go to the gym too dw

[ashen flume]

There isnt really a priority but i do reccomend start getting animals like chickens and cows,plant some blueberries,and dont forget about the cc

[languid quarry]

Alr

[vital shadow]

alright, I mean steam-xbox works for Grounded

[stiff nymph]

EMBED FAİL

İ SAW THAT

[ashen flume]

Lmfao

[lunar topaz]

shhhhh

shhhhhhhhhhhhh

hehe

[languid quarry]

Fish ponds any good?

Since i can get sturgeons in summer

[lunar topaz]

they wont embed

;' D

[mortal basalt]

I’m getting a nice laptop soon so maybe try on LAPTOP

[lunar topaz]

shhhhhhhh

[stiff nymph]

Help i dont have any tools and i cant go to my houd because i cant break weeds💀

İ passed out 😭

[brazen cave]

Where did you put your tools

[sly slate]

I finally made it to my first fall!

[stiff nymph]

İ want to say something but i cant

İ went fishing

And put them in a chest

[brazen cave]

Oh yeah don't do that

[stiff nymph]

Yeah i learned my lesson 💀

[mortal basalt]

Working with JoJo

[ashen flume]

Ehh no

But you do need caviar eventually so

[vital shadow]

spoilers, I believe?

[novel thistle]

@vital shadow You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[vital shadow]

OH HEY FINALLY!

[gloomy field]

hello

[ashen flume]

Nah thats the first thing you see when you start the game other than grandpa lol

[rough hound]

is SV even playable on mobile? I got it for free to test it out trying to play while i am traveling but it was so bad that i quit after a couple minutes and just bought the Switch version. I would rather bring a switch everywhere instead of playing the mobile version, of course there are some who dont have an alternative so rip Bozo to those guys

[ashen flume]

Tbh i have no idea on how people can actually play and progress on mobile,i personally hate the controls and how small the screen is

[vital shadow]

wait really?

[cosmic hollow]

Honestly it’s top tier on the switch lite

[ashen flume]

Yeah

[gloomy field]

why cant i talk in vc?

[rough hound]

tablet with controller possible? lol

[rough hound]

you have no rights

[vital shadow]

you need level 5

[covert ether]

I'm on mobile, it is absolutely playable, I'm not sure about multyplayer tho

[vital shadow]

or whatever is cowpoke

[rough hound]

missing the cowpoke privilege

[ashen flume]

You need atleast level 5, the cowpoke role

[gloomy field]

bruh so annoying

i hate when servers do that but i understand

[vital shadow]

prevents randos from joining and screaming out racial or homophobic slurs

[storm gazelle]

mp doesn't exist on mobile

[rough hound]

playable = it is fun to play?

[ashen flume]

Sounds nicer than playing on mobile tbh

[covert ether]

Also sometimes there is a multiplying glitch, but nothing that bad

[ashen flume]

Welp, steam version supremacy for me

[vital shadow]

steam is always better

[covert ether]

Ye, at least for me lmao

[rough hound]

thats how i used to play genshin actually, on an ipad its better than most pc`s because its mobile but a powerful device = lowest load times ever

[cosmic hollow]

Honestly it would be really fun to join the vc eventually, I’ve always wanted friends who played this game and could talk about it

[rough hound]

my 3070 cant keep up with my gf`s ipad, i do have my settings on Ultra though and she has mobile graphics

[ashen flume]

Oh god the long loading would slowly but surely suck my soul away

[vital shadow]

don't mobile/console players have the privileage of auto-adjusting quality settings?

basically, it changes the quality smoothly based on load?

[rough hound]

thats not a feature on pc??

[vital shadow]

mostly not

[rough hound]

damn

[vital shadow]

usually you have to set it manually

as in, yk, high/ultra/whatever

[rough hound]

well doesnt matter for me, but rip Intel Chip players

[vital shadow]

I'm lucky to have two gpus which like to share load lol

[rough hound]

getting a strong Gaming Laptop has been the best money decision i have ever made

[vital shadow]

overall? I hate laptops simply because the keyboard is so weird

[rough hound]

depends on your laptop obviously

[vital shadow]

I mean fair

[rough hound]

but if it costs 1.5k$ it better has a good keyboard or i commit war crimes

[vital shadow]

honestly most laptops sold in Poland are garbage

[rough hound]

importing not possible?

[vital shadow]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

we have absolutely disgusting market when it comes to pcs

[rough hound]

rip

[vital shadow]

we either have the rtx 3060's or the pcs which can barely run minecraft

no inbetween

[rough hound]

get the 3060 then, easy (jk)

[vital shadow]

oh also the average paygrade in Poland is awful

we earn the same amount of money americans do, but in our currency which is 5x less

[rough hound]

yeah that`s painful, i am from germany so i know a bit about it ^^

[vital shadow]

yoo

anyway, doesn't seem like a very stardew discussion to me

so, pumpkins and corn?

[nova ridge]

Living hat or tiger hat on horse

[vital shadow]

are horses even good

[nova ridge]

Yes

[covert ether]

What about them?

[languid quarry]

how do u take care of a coop

[rough hound]

well after i am selling 7 digit worth of products, the economy will look like venezuela so there is some relation to stardew valley

[covert ether]

You can put hats on a horse? (. _ . )

[vital shadow]

if it's a free roaming one, it's barely any taking care

[nova ridge]

You can

[vital shadow]

just come in, take eggs, pet the chickens, profit

during winter, take eggs, pet chickens, give them hay

[languid quarry]

oh i see

[rough hound]

or get deluxe coop upgrade and skip the "give hay" part

[vital shadow]

are chickens dumb or smart when it comes to eating hay?

like will they eat hay as a last resort?

[covert ether]

Omg so cute lol

[vital shadow]

marnie's charging 25k for an autograbber
wooow

[covert ether]

Unless you have grass outside, they'll eat hay

[rough hound]

cheap

[covert ether]

If you don't spready any, they'll become moody

[rough hound]

QoL is worth millions

[vital shadow]

does the amount of heaters matter?

[covert ether]

Don't think so, I have one for 6 hens, 2 ducks and 2 rabbits, they're all doing fine

I think that one for each barn/coop is enough

[vital shadow]

ah

I've accidentally bought another one💀

[covert ether]

I think you can use it in your house lmao

Or keep it, in case you're going to build another barn or coop

[rare token]

What do u guys suggest, build a horse stable first or a Barn?

[covert ether]

Depends, do you prioritize everyday production or fast movement through places?

[rare token]

Ohh, I still havent complete the cc so I might as well buy the barn HAHAHS

[devout solstice]

Hey lads

[covert ether]

I've built the barn first, if that was your question

[covert ether]

lol

[covert ether]

Heyo

[rare token]

HAHAHAHAHAA

[devout solstice]

Is the mod community for stardew valley too hot?

Or playing on switch is fine?

[covert ether]

I honestly don't know, sorry ^^;

[rare token]

The wool can only got on ship right??

Lol, I still needed the deluxe barn if I try to buy a barn, Im still not making that much money

[covert ether]

Yep

[covert ether]

Rip, you'll get there eventually

[stiff nymph]

Ship?

[rare token]

Doed the infinite grass still working on 1.5 version mobile

[rare token]

Oh sorry I meant sheep

[stiff nymph]

No you can also get it from rabbits

[rare token]

Oh rabbits, barn also or coop??

[stiff nymph]

Lightning rod thing? Yes

[hollow fjord]

coop

[vital shadow]

4th star!

the 4th golden star is born

[rare token]

Oww

[covert ether]

Yaayy

[rare token]

On fence??

[stiff nymph]

No idea probably no

[vital shadow]

honestly wish that, the Junimos would appear around your farm the more stars you get

[rare token]

Oh hmm, okaay

[stiff nymph]

Does fence worked on 1.4?

[abstract scaffold]

Works for me

[stiff nymph]

İf it did it probably would work on 1.5 too

[cosmic hollow]

It’d be cute if you could just see them out the corner of your eyes but once approached will disappear

[vital shadow]

yea

[abstract scaffold]

I had the grass under my fences until I replaced them with lightning rods

Animals can't eat it but it can accidentally scythe it

And it grows endlessly

[cosmic hollow]

I just get a separate shed to grow my wheat, I made it look like a grow room

[rare token]

Dunno, I just started this week HAHAHHAS

[stiff nymph]

Bruh

[cosmic hollow]

To be fair my farmer is named moldy locks and is completely green, I conquer the wheat, I am wheat

[rare token]

what farm type do you guys choose

[ashen flume]

I got standard going but forest is great

[rare token]

Me is forest farm, so there really isnt tiles to use hoes there

[ashen flume]

Theres a bunch on the left side

[cosmic hollow]

I always went for four corners in the beginning, it helps a lot when setting up the farm layout

[ashen flume]

You just gotta keep the buildings on the grass

[rare token]

The hardest on early will be the wilderness farm right?

[vital shadow]

honestly, stardew is already on one of the "games which made me cry" games
and there isn't many there, and they're usually the best games I've ever played
I love stardew

[ashen flume]

If you dont disable monsters,its annoying af

[cosmic hollow]

Nah honestly the hardest is the beach farm especially if you’re an unskilled fisher

[ashen flume]

Beach farm is sorta harder later into the game

Not early on

[rare token]

Lingcod fish is getting on my nerves in winter, it be really acting like its an important fish lol

[cosmic hollow]

That always hurts me more, you put all the effort into grinding, and then the real pain starts toward the end 😭

[ashen flume]

You're in for a ride when you do 100% of the game then

[rare token]

If i ever start wilderness farm, I wont disable monsters for a challenge lol

[vital shadow]

can't wait

[cosmic hollow]

I got into Stardew because it tickles my nostalgia, I lived for Undertale (of course told no one but still)

[languid quarry]

how do u pet the chickens

[vital shadow]

right click

[languid quarry]

when i go to pet it it just shows me their info

[vital shadow]

you've already pet them then

[ashen flume]

You just right click them and they give you a little heart above their heads

[languid quarry]

oh ok

do they breed?

[rare token]

This is my first time playing stardew but I want to trigger the 10 heart group event before marrying lol

[cosmic hollow]

Do you play pc?

[vital shadow]

no, you have to incubate

[stiff nymph]

No but you can incubate their eggs with a big coop

[ashen flume]

Nope, but you could incubate an egg in the big coop

[vital shadow]

and that requires a big coop

[cosmic hollow]

I’m desperate for a Dino egg but won’t touch the skull caverns

[ashen flume]

Oh spoilers

[vital shadow]

speaking of, I have file perms now, I can send the red cabbage smile now in response to people!

[plucky girder]

Some people find it in dig spots. Sometimes.

[ashen flume]

Theres artifact spots and fishing chests too

[vital shadow]

also, why is the 1s slowmode on and off?

[hollow fjord]

you can get dino eggs rarely from digging around robins

[rare token]

Whats ur advice on using forest farm, regarding placing the buildings

[cosmic hollow]

Bless you both, ty ty

[ashen flume]

You could put animals in the hardwood areas to the left

And sheds on the grass area next to your house

[rare token]

You're only best bet is fishing! Got 2 dino eggs in 1 season lol

[vital shadow]

I love the junimo cutscenes tbh, they're always so cute

aren't they apples too?

[plucky girder]

My favourite!!

[ashen flume]

Yeah they do look like apples

[rare token]

Ohh, thanks!, this will certainly make it easy, guess I gotta clean up my farm then

[vital shadow]

if they are apples, how would one taste

[ashen flume]

Magic apple

[vital shadow]

sour?

[ashen flume]

Probably sweet tbh

[rare token]

Ask wizard if he ate any of it HAHAHAHHAS

[vital shadow]

I'm thinking more sour/sweet

[ashen flume]

Not that sour tho cause theyre still junimos

[plucky girder]

Probably sweet

[ashen flume]

Just a tiny little bit sour

[vital shadow]

perhaps

[ashen flume]

And crunchy

[vital shadow]

I like sour apples myself

[plucky girder]

||In the expanded mod, there’s a junimo that’s literally called apples || spoiler incase ppl have the expanded mod

[ashen flume]

Aw thats cute

[languid quarry]

do u still get good fish at the beach during a storm in the summer

[plucky girder]

Yes- cause the rain I believe ?

[ashen flume]

Usually i go for the sturgeons at the Mountain lake on that time

[languid quarry]

i thought puffers wont show up

[ashen flume]

Then come back to the beach at night

[languid quarry]

do sturgeons sell for a decent amount

[ashen flume]

Yeah and you need one anyways

[hollow fjord]

yes they are very valuable

[languid quarry]

ive got 2 for a pond already

[ashen flume]

Oh its just for the profit then

Still pretty good

[languid quarry]

theyre hard to catch tho

even with fishing level 8

[vital shadow]

is it better to preserve pumpkins or keg them?

[ashen flume]

What about tackles or fishing buff

[ashen flume]

Hold on i got a whole copypaste for this

[languid quarry]

what tackles?

[ashen flume]

Cork bobber

[languid quarry]

trout soup?:

i see

[ashen flume]

Trap bobber

[ashen flume]

Yeah or smth else

[languid quarry]

mmm

[ashen flume]

Why you should preserve pumpkins instead of kegging them:
"Juice takes 4 days to make, pickles take 3 days. Pumpkin juice base price is 720, while pickles go for 690. Sounds better to make juice, right?
But every 12 days you make juice, you are getting 3 batches for a total of 2160, while in the same 12 days you can make four batches of pickles for 2760.
Add to this fact that a LOT of veggies are actually worth less as juice than pickles (cauliflower is one of those), and this is why I say you should never make juice."

Written by icemandave,link to the original message:
#stardew-spoilers message

[languid quarry]

do yall put your jars in your house

[vital shadow]

so juice short term, pickle long term?

[plucky girder]

Sheds are good spaces for kegs. Jars.

[languid quarry]

sheds?

[ashen flume]

Short term as in,less than 12 days yeah

[languid quarry]

how do u make a shed

[vital shadow]

robin

[ashen flume]

Fr sheds my beloved

[plucky girder]

Robin

[ashen flume]

I got too many

[vital shadow]

robin da bank

[languid quarry]

oh

how much does it cost?

also

u know the grass around your house when u start

ive heard thats important for cows

should i clear it or nah

[plucky girder]

Get a silo so when you cut that grass it’ll store as hay for your animals

[languid quarry]

im running out of space to build stuff

oh ok

[ashen flume]

15k gold and 300 wood for the base one,20k gold 550 wood and 300 stone to upgrade to a big shed

[languid quarry]

ok ill skip then

i only have like

12k gold rn

sad

[ashen flume]

Its more of a mid game sorta thing yeah

Usually i get one when im doing a properly organized farm on my first winter

[languid quarry]

and a silo?

oh its cheap as hell

[ashen flume]

Silo is extremely cheap,only 100g

[languid quarry]

i can afford it

[ashen flume]

The biggest concern is the materials required

[smoky topaz]

mushrooms are easy

[ashen flume]

10 clay,5 copper bars and uhh 100 stone?

Mushrooms fr

Or just make more tappers

Deep in the mines

Like,80+

[little rune]

You can get the Cactus and the Coconut in the desert

[languid quarry]

clay is ard

hard

[smoky topaz]

I forget not everyone gets mushroom cave

[languid quarry]

idk how to get clay

[ashen flume]

I do tend to find a bunch on 115-120

[ashen flume]

Mostly artifact spots but you could happen to hoe a random tile and get one

[languid quarry]

how do u get clay

[little rune]

Oh, so you will have to unlock to get it

[little rune]

Digging at Artifact Points

[smoky topaz]

Pine tar is from tapping pine trees

[ashen flume]

Pine tar from tappers on pine trees,morels from the secret woods

Minmaxing clay

[smoky topaz]

also in fall around the town i think

[ashen flume]

Left of cindersap

[little rune]

You have to upgrade your axe

[ashen flume]

Thats extremely post cc please delete and ask in #stardew-spoilers

[little rune]

To be able to break the stump of wood

[ashen flume]

Yeah just get an iron axe and chop the huge log

[languid quarry]

what should i spend gold in summer season rn

[unreal pier]

i did and nobody answered me lol

[ashen flume]

Oh lemme just go there rq lol

[smoky topaz]

grapes are nice

and hops

[little rune]

What seeds are available this season?

Maybe Strawberries I think

[plucky girder]

I did answer you. I told you you can go back there and you chose to re-askthe question.

[ashen flume]

Blueberry is nice

Melons are good too if youre proccessing

Okay i just replied to you in there

[smoky topaz]

strawberries are spring

[plucky girder]

Alright chill out. Won’t answer next time.

[little rune]

I always forget-

[languid quarry]

do tree taps matter early on

[languid quarry]

wdym

[smoky topaz]

its good lol I forget theyre not at pierres

[little rune]

Yea

[smoky topaz]

they reproduce and make decent early game wine

[ashen flume]

I get them going as soon as possible for the oak resin to make kegs

[languid quarry]

where can i get them

[unreal pier]

?? i am chill i'm just saying what happened no need to be dramatic lol. i do appreciate answers related to my question though

[plucky girder]

Levelling up foraging I believe so you can craft them

[rare token]

Yo

[unreal pier]

@ashen flume confirming i did delete the earlier messages

[warm fog]

I FOUND A ANCIENT SEED ON MY FIRST FLYING BUG THING!!!

[unreal pier]

at least the spoiler ones

[ashen flume]

Oh nice

[warm fog]

what do i do with it?

[little rune]

That is good! Do you already have the greenhouse? If yes, I recommend planting in it if it is not in season.

[warm fog]

wait until spring one or just plant it

[warm fog]

im in spring 11

should i plant it?

[languid quarry]

its so hard to get coal tho

to smelt bars

[ashen flume]

Oh you donate it to the museum first to get the plantable version

[warm fog]

yes

i know

should i plant it?

[ashen flume]

My mistake then,also yep

Spring 11th is pretty early

[warm fog]

i just remembered i dont have a scare crow ._.

[ashen flume]

O h

[little rune]

I recommend you create one

[ashen flume]

Welp there goes the crow

[subtle chasm]

plant and use the fruit to make more seeds in the seed maker.

[ashen flume]

Had to check wiki to be sure,but yeah you can

[plain cradle]

I have a question, so there is this weird blue tube thing in my farm that came out of no where

Does anyone know what it is and what it does?

[ashen flume]

Sounds like one of the 1% chance night events

Its pretty useless,you can use it as decoration

Its more like a throphy

[vital shadow]

how do I not get beat up by creatures?
is there any armor or something?

[abstract scaffold]

nice. it's a "strange capsule"

you can break it and pick it up to move it around

if you leave it out it'll "hatch" and look less nice

[plain cradle]

Oh okay, thanks

[ashen flume]

Yeah sturgeon just sucks to actually bite,the chance is sorta low

[abstract scaffold]

i like to put mine on a table when i get em, so it doesn't hatch but it's on display

[languid quarry]

how do u get more coal early on

[abstract scaffold]

if it hatches you won't get a cool pet or anything like that, you'll just catch glimpses of a shadow creature very rarely at night

[little rune]

What are the chances of the Street Vendor selling Eel?

I didn't get any Eel

[ashen flume]

Theres dust sprites,they drop coal sometimes

[rare token]

Yeah, and I didn't put my single sturgeon on the cc

[languid quarry]

on floor 40 and lower right

[ashen flume]

Yep

[rare token]

That sucks, so now i gotta wait for summer

[ashen flume]

40-60

[rare token]

Me struggling to have dwarven scroll II, the only one that I havent have yet😭

[warm fog]

is 15 still earyl?

[rare token]

When u see a rail on the mines, go to the cart and click it, it gives you coal

[rare token]

15????

[warm fog]

spring 15

[languid quarry]

is there a list of what floors to find coal on

[rare token]

What year

[languid quarry]

with the rail?

[warm fog]

1

[little rune]

I already found legendary fish fishing, but I could never catch them

[rare token]

Technically all floors???

[languid quarry]

what

the rail

the minecart

[rare token]

Man u r literally starting on the game lol

[languid quarry]

isnt the minecart on some fixed floors

[rare token]

Its on the mines, u'll see them, I can send a pic

[languid quarry]

i know

what they are

is there a list of thefloors i cna find them on

[little rune]

I'm already in year 3 and I'm still bad at fishing lol

[rare token]

You'll get better at it soon

[ashen flume]

It is but you can only collect that coal once

Then it never respawns again

[ember cove]

nah im good at fishing and i still hate it

[rare token]

Me too, Especially Lingcod!

That dumbass of a fish, making it harder to catch

[languid quarry]

doesnt it respawn everytime u reenter?

[ashen flume]

Nope afaik

[languid quarry]

ive collected floors again i swear

[ashen flume]

Unless its different on mobile or smth

[languid quarry]

pc

[ashen flume]

Same

Welp there it goes

[languid quarry]

hmmm

what weapon do yall get early on

the mallet from the adventurer?

[rare token]

Still the best to get coals at is at dust sprites

[ashen flume]

I like the club type weapons personally, if i manage to find one or like a forest sword in the mines then its a gg

[rare token]

Forest sword, cool!

It brings me until floor 50

That's cool, pretty hard to catch bcs of time

[languid quarry]

how many jars will i need early on

is 6 enough

[rare token]

If its only one, put it on chest first?? Maybe someone will request it or something

Well if u r still early on winter, you can still catch it

[ashen flume]

I use those for tea saplings,then i sell the tea saplings lmfao

[abstract scaffold]

willy will send you mail when he has new rods

morning after you level up

yeah it takes a while to get the next level up

[wispy vortex]

A

[languid quarry]

what perk do u take at final as fisher

[wispy vortex]

I am here

I go to lunch

[vital shadow]

level 5 combat, fighter or scout?

[wispy vortex]

Uhhh

[abstract scaffold]

fighter is best if you use a sword, scout is best if you use a club or hammer

[wispy vortex]

Food

[ashen flume]

Fighter if you use swords,scout if you use any other weapon type

[vital shadow]

I use swords

ty

also, mayo is broken

[wispy vortex]

Same

Oop

Bubble mayo

[vital shadow]

also, is there any like armor

or any other method of preventing getting whooped?

[crude tapir]

boots

[acoustic gull]

also food sometimes gives useful buffs

[crude tapir]

mhm

[crude tapir]

you get boots from the mines as rewards and they got defense and immunity points

thats the "armor" in sdv basically

[acoustic gull]

defense is damage reduction, and immunity is chance to not receive negative status effects (like slimed)
Usually more immunity is better since you can just eat food to restore hp but you can't eat food to get rid of annoying status effects

[crude tapir]

[ashen flume]

And also one point of defense is the same as ammount of damage youre gonna receive - 1, so it only reduces the damage you take by one,while immunity is 10% less chance of getting debuffs,so its something a lot more significant

[vital shadow]

anything better?

I have the space boots and I get absolutely murdered in the ||Skull Cavern||

[wispy vortex]

I don't think there is but probably there is

All I just know is bring books,food,and a good sword

Like galaxy sword

[rare token]

At my case, my current space boots is my strongest equip lol

[rare token]

Probs weapon, try to bring much powerful weapon

My weapon is still yeti tooth lol😭 i sold off my obsidian sword hahas

[mortal basalt]

Nah coffee broken

[vital shadow]

WHAT.

[acoustic gull]

...how many kegs?

[mortal basalt]

31 keg

From Spring 11 to Summer 26

Y2

[acoustic gull]

Nice

[rare token]

Lol, niceeee

[rare token]

You collect the coffee after it's done or u still raise the quality?

[wispy vortex]

I had 5 million but I spent almost all of it on animals

And my house

I need the horse

Same

I have 2 of every animal in the game

Like the ones you can pet

I still need le golden chickn

[cobalt hare]

I just need a duck feather and a rabbits foot to complete the cc

Pain

I don't like looking after animals

[jade hound]

you dont really have to look after them, just make sure you have enough hay

[ashen flume]

Level 6 fishing

[mystic jasper]

At level 6. You get ||Iridium rod which allows you to add bait and tackle. Tackle includes cork bobber and trap bobber||

It's alright what season are you currently in? Maybe I could help (I do a lot of fishing)

Ah no. River and mountain got the lingcod which is 85 mixed.

[mortal basalt]

Collect it and put in keg and sell

@rare token like this

8k coffee

[mystic jasper]

You still can get sturgeon in winter. Just saying its 78 mixed which you may or may not have trouble with. Also what level are you?

Hmm. You could try making dish o the sea (if you still have potatoes or a greenhouse) to boost to level 6. Or level up in the ocean as most of the fish in the ocean aren't that hard. Highest difficulty is albacore which is 60 mixed and gives 23 xp at base quality. Helps you with leveling up as fish with a rating above 75 start to become hard to catch

If you are good friends with willy at 9 hearts, you could try and do lobster bisque which requires milk and a lobster (and a kitchen as well forgot about that)

[vivid jasper]

I have a quest to give clint 25 iron ores but when I talk to him it doesnt automatically accept the quest and I cant give those to him what I do wrong? xD

[cobalt hare]

Don't you need to maintain their heart number ??

[mystic jasper]

Nice. Ye winter is a good time to level up fishing since you don't have to worry about crops that much. Sturgeon is hard to catch at lower levels because of the 78 difficulty rating. Better level up as soon as possible to a level where you think you could catch sturgeon confidently before spring arrives. Then you have to wait until summer which is not a good time to fish for a new player as that's where most of the hardest fishes are (looking at you octopus)

[ashen flume]

You gotta collect the ore and then talk to the npc,did you collect the iron or was it just sitting on a chest?

[vivid jasper]

ooh it was already in a chest

ok got it lol

[clear idol]

does the quest say bring or "collect/gather"? because you have to mine it, he isnt actually asking for them to be given to him, just that youve mined them within the time specified

[wispy vortex]

A

[clear idol]

oop slightly late with that reply

[ashen flume]

Nah its fine,it did add some info

[vivid jasper]

thanks anyway

[clear idol]

youre welcome

[mystic jasper]

Could try and see if Marlon can retrieve it. You could pay him to get your sword back and it costs a fee to do so

Nice

[novel void]

I just catched crimson fish what should i do with it

[vivid jasper]

my cat doesnt let me enter my house lying in the entrance O.o

[distant sphinx]

Just keep walking

You'll go through it eventually

[versed ravine]

you can’t catch it again even if you sell it and it doesn’t sell for very much so keep it

[novel void]

Ok thanks

[distant sphinx]

Doesn't sell for very much

Also sells for more than a diamond

[bitter lintel]

Turn it into fertilizer

[distant sphinx]

✨worth it✨

[mystic jasper]

Keep it. You only get one per save

[bitter lintel]

Let's hope that gets changed to once per season in a update in 8 years

Go to secret woods

Upgrade axe to get in

[hollow fjord]

or use the chair hack

[plucky girder]

Thats a lotta heckin coffee

[hollow fjord]

you spawn with a chair in your house, pick up the chair aned put it on the other side of the log, hop onto the hair and then get off

this will put you in the secret woods, and you do the same thing to get out

[bitter lintel]

Don't do that, just play game and upgrade your axe. Don't hack your way in.

[plucky girder]

feelings of accomplishment

[hollow fjord]

i mean its not really a hack, its a part of the game that just allows you to bypass some things

[distant sphinx]

So bug abuse

[bitter lintel]

Lol it's 100% a hack

[mortal basalt]

It is

[bitter lintel]

Exactly

[distant sphinx]

Yeah I highly doubt it was intentional

[mortal basalt]

Me who’s play on mobile and try to save or buy Iridium Bar + Sprinkler

[plucky girder]

whoop

both?

half and halfsies

Tea saplings are 500g a piece

[wet roost]

Whats the best terrain

for a new farm

I wanna start a farm on Pc

[plucky girder]

Think it's more so a personal preference of what you'd want

[ashen flume]

Optimally its the standard farm

Forest is awwsome too

But imo just do one you havent done yet

Except riverland

[wintry dagger]

i accidentally forgot to switch up my farm when I wanted to..so I'm stuck with standard rn 😩

[cobalt hare]

Hello

[wintry dagger]

hi

[ashen flume]

Hi

[plucky girder]

Hii

[cobalt hare]

There is the chat right?

[plucky girder]

What you looking for?

[cobalt hare]

I just ask couse write new farmes

[vital mirage]

Balls

[cobalt hare]

Rip my english sorry

[vital mirage]

hi

[ashen flume]

Yeah this is the general chat for stardew valley before the community center completion,so early game to mid game

[wintry dagger]

yeah

[plucky girder]

Youre okai! ❤️

[cobalt hare]

Thanks

[cobalt hare]

<33

[vital mirage]

hi again

[wintry dagger]

Whats up my homie

[ashen flume]

We got one for after community center completion too (contains lots of spoilers)

[vital mirage]

I’m gonna kill abigail

[wintry dagger]

Go get her

[cobalt hare]

I love alex

He is my husband

[wintry dagger]

Aw, tahst sweet

[cobalt hare]

He so muscle🤭

[drifting crow]

how long does it usually take to finish community center

also how do i go to the desert

[wintry dagger]

A long time i think??

[plucky girder]

Depends if you speedrun it, or take your time- it depends more so on how you play it out

[ashen flume]

Like, atleast one ingame year

[sly slate]

Does Stardew Valley have online co-op?

[plucky girder]

yeah xo

[ashen flume]

Spoilers, but you just gotta do the vault bundle

[sly slate]

Thanks

[cobalt hare]

When the online come to mobile?

[drifting crow]

ok

[wintry dagger]

Yeah for example, its my 2nd year and i forgot about the community center until now so im techinally just starting

[ashen flume]

!mobilemultiplayer

[novel thistle]

@cobalt hare
https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1262068497086967808
https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1574028775549177857

ConcernedApe (@ConcernedApe)

@Jeff99486773 @VGMClassics There are technical barriers that make it unfeasible. If you'd like to play multiplayer I recommend getting the PC or console version

Twitter · May 17, 2020, 5:12 PM

ConcernedApe (@ConcernedApe)

@ambersgone for one, there are technical considerations: Stardew uses peer to peer multiplayer, there is no central server, so someone's phone would have to host the game. Also, the multiplayer version of the game has worse performance which is significant for many phones

Twitter · Sep 25, 2022, 1:31 PM

[cobalt hare]

I waiting for

[plucky girder]

That's okay! I didn't complete till later in game so i didn't feel rushed!

[cobalt hare]

I will translate thanks

[wintry dagger]

😄

[ashen flume]

Oh felt

[wintry dagger]

i mean in teh span of 2 minutes i completed two bundles sooooo

[ashen flume]

My first year on my first save was spent romancing

[wintry dagger]

I my first playthrough i did that

[vital mirage]

when do u unlock calico desert

[vital mirage]

I’m doing that rn

[ashen flume]

After you complete the vault bundle

[vital mirage]

sebby butter cheeks

[plucky girder]

Honestly- first time i ever played i didnt even think there was a storyline- stopped playing for an irl year- now it's my favourite game!

[vital mirage]

I’m gonna marry seb then do the important th8ngs

[ashen flume]

Lmfao the rediscovery

[vital mirage]

[plucky girder]

felt nice to relive it all properly though

[ashen flume]

Now i start a save by getting rich and buying mass ammounts of strawberries

[wintry dagger]

Its my first time after a few thousands months playing stardew

[vital mirage]

I stated two days agai

[plucky girder]

Well i hope you fall in love with it again!

[wintry dagger]

i already have 🥰

[vital mirage]

I started two days ago and I somehow got 9 hearts on seb already

[ashen flume]

Oh god

[wintry dagger]

yes

[vital mirage]

(Not a stalker)

[wintry dagger]

ur a simp

[ashen flume]

Oh good youre not clint

[vital mirage]

No u are

[wintry dagger]

I dont simp

[fallen garden]

took me a few irl hours (and the fact it was winter) to get leah to 10 hearts

[vital mirage]

what’s clints relationship with emily

[wintry dagger]

i cant fish without trash fr

[fallen garden]

a stalking wierd one

[plucky girder]

[wintry dagger]

lol

[vital mirage]

Oh Clint told me to give Emily an ameythets

[ashen flume]

Its concerning

[vital mirage]

I wanna know

[vital mirage]

Because of that

[plucky girder]

you'll see, the more you progress

[tiny schooner]

HOLY CRAP I DOWNLOADED 39 MODS

[ashen flume]

Thats how it begins

[vital mirage]

No spoil it for me

[plucky girder]

Welcome to the dark side

[tiny schooner]

i think my lapot is going to be a nuclear reactor

captop

laptop

[wintry dagger]

lol

[wispy vortex]

Oop

[vital mirage]

guys it’s 8:30 and I’m outside his house

[wintry dagger]

wtf meii

[vital mirage]

omg SEBBY BUTTER CHEEKS

I’m kidding

[wispy vortex]

;-;

[vital mirage]

[wispy vortex]

Please no

[vital mirage]

Bro why does he take a walk now

[plucky girder]

[wispy vortex]

I may be hot but don't call me by that name

Only my mom calls me sebby

[fallen garden]

sebby we must cook

[vital mirage]

Oh u weren’t worried about the butter cheeks

[wispy vortex]

That to

[wispy vortex]

No

[fallen garden]

yes sebby

[vital mirage]

guys my house is on fire

[wintry dagger]

congrats

[wispy vortex]

N

O

[vital mirage]

can u get the mermaid pendant in the winter

[wintry dagger]

its called california meii

[wispy vortex]

No

Only when it's raining

[plucky girder]

no, you need rain

[vital mirage]

why is Pierre at my house

[wispy vortex]

Kill him

[wintry dagger]

for them Fertelizzersss

[wispy vortex]

Make him into seeds

[vital mirage]

DOES THAT MEAN I NEED TO WAIT A WHOLE MONTH FOR SEBBY’S 8 HEART CUTSCENE

[wispy vortex]

No

[plucky girder]

yuck- there's a mod for that..kinda scary

[wispy vortex]

I know

[vital mirage]

ooh it’s the festival of ice tommorrow

[wispy vortex]

10 hearts is when you marry me

Then 8 hearts can when you date me

But I'm already married

[vital mirage]

Wow

[wispy vortex]

Yes

I'm married by my farmer

[vital mirage]

omg

[wintry dagger]

im gonna date Harvey so i can have a discount for my hospital bills

[wispy vortex]

Do it

[plucky girder]

aha, we wish

[wintry dagger]

I know right

[wispy vortex]

Pov:marring Harvey =free health care and free health insurance

[vital mirage]

When do u use the hospital

[wispy vortex]

Never

[wintry dagger]

when u die in the mines

or faint sorry

[vital mirage]

I’m gonna marry seb so I can use his motorcycle to run over abigail