#governors-mansion
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[#2334] "There is a dog nose on my ass" - feeblebeeble (17 Jun 2018 @ 11:30:57 AM UTC)
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[#628] "Won't be the first time, won't be the last time" - DF (24 Sep 2017 @ 03:48:21 AM UTC)
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[#166] "suck my american duck" - Marm ()
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[#1588] "there could be a perverted racoon out there" - ItsLiana (28 Feb 2018 @ 01:17:27 AM UTC)
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[#809] "Did you guys know that zaph is just fuckin" - Rin Spacey (05 Nov 2017 @ 02:43:36 AM UTC)
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[#4229] "yay. No one have quote me yet" - MRhero realm (26 Jan 2020 @ 07:55:04 PM UTC)
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[#4040] "ass , titties, ass and titties, ass ass titty titty , ass and titty" - tittysprinkles (19 Nov 2019 @ 03:33:58 PM UTC)
[#3954] "Tic aTac Toe?" - ZeroGravitas (27 Sep 2019 @ 06:40:24 PM UTC)
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[#4268] "u only pay for the lewd dlc pics lol" - Ichan (04 Feb 2020 @ 02:59:43 PM UTC)
[#2029] "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWW" - SirLeedle (19 May 2018 @ 10:24:03 PM UTC)
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[#1001] "I watched twilight and I quit being a vampire out of sheer shame" - Webxro (12 Dec 2017 @ 03:58:26 PM UTC)
[#106] "#throwbacktothewomb" - alco ()
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[#4549] "I still dont know how to quote" - Stardew (11 May 2020 @ 01:47:01 AM UTC)
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[#1747] "Open me" - feeblebeeble (29 Mar 2018 @ 03:22:54 PM UTC)
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[#5317] "i wish my bf was a girafee" - Terri-P#0504 (10 Feb 2021 @ 08:07:32 AM UTC)
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A STACK OF LVLS
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@cedar tundra your like half a level behind me
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I'm coming 2 take your spot

no pls i worked hard to get here
also we wont move much until the 850's @cedar tundra
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we got a ways to go yeah
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both need 165 levels give or take
82 hours of non stop talking
Time to quit work to focus on discord...
ikr
3 months if we gain a level a day
just under rather
which is reasonable i would say
unless im stupid and fucked up math
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its crazy how being level 4 put you in the top 4000
yeah out of like 110k
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its been that long?
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Try reinstalling .NET Framework 4.5.2 and XNA Framework 4.0 (see https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Troubleshooting#Game_doesn.27t_launch for links).
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damn 25
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Getting there
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Remind me in 3 hours to take my bird for a walk
But of course, dear Zoe (#2835806)
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Ooh hoo hoo
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@lament tapir: take your bird for a walk (3h ago)
.define Verdict
noun: (law) the findings of a jury on issues of fact submitted to it for decision; can be used in formulating a judgment
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that’s cute
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.choose Play TS4, Play SDV, Do translation
Choose result: Play SDV
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[#2025] "i keep farting and it smells bad" - Sweevle (19 May 2018 @ 07:13:12 PM UTC)
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[#2342] "ALL THE TURDS" - BethT4 | Best Cat Ninja (19 Jun 2018 @ 01:31:33 AM UTC)
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[#1447] "im wearing some thicc boys" - VeryGoodDog (07 Feb 2018 @ 12:21:25 AM UTC)
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[#2533] "im a sexy wittle gowbin" - cthulhu’d (25 Jul 2018 @ 04:59:50 AM UTC)
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[#4828] "that's a lotta images" - Crumbledore (12 Jun 2020 @ 04:32:09 PM UTC)
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rate limited try later

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[#1287] "and then u shove 'em up ur butt" - feeblebeeble (25 Jan 2018 @ 01:35:18 AM UTC)
LOL
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[#5367] "omg ... i think i'm bald gf's level" - Queen:5000 (22 Apr 2021 @ 10:52:25 AM UTC)
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[#2347] "Dont yall talk about my golden melons until you've gotten to know me first" - FruitOfTheDoom (19 Jun 2018 @ 12:17:10 PM UTC)
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[#682] "ID BANG LUIGI" - Airy Chips (03 Oct 2017 @ 03:08:54 PM UTC)
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[#3126] "dont thonk too hard youll hurt your poor little brain" - Bee (03 Dec 2018 @ 10:51:02 AM UTC)
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[#3532] "I have sensitive nipples" - Bee (26 May 2019 @ 11:17:37 AM UTC)
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[#2454] "Like the hair of virgins or is there something I'm missing" - CheesySteak (15 Jul 2018 @ 05:41:10 AM UTC)
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[#3076] "yeah well they'll have to take the sleep of my cold dead corpse, yeah that's right come at me" - Arphenion (13 Nov 2018 @ 02:03:30 PM UTC)
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[#4687] "it was probably virgin media having a stroke again" - Bear-in-the-air (26 May 2020 @ 12:42:06 AM UTC)
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@normal spear
this shall be changed
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[#5399] "whats the quote reaction?" - GeoIsCool (23 May 2021 @ 04:09:48 PM UTC)
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Use this guide to find your save files: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Saves.
@rose rock: No mlem please! (6h ago) [Requested by KediDili]
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The Android version of the game is quite a bit different from other ports and so needs a custom version of SMAPI. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Installing_SMAPI_on_Android for details on getting started.
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[#4099] "can I come" - sleepyhead (19 Dec 2019 @ 01:57:24 AM UTC)
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“Lassie” was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.
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"I" is the most spoken word in the English language
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Rodent's teeth never stop growing.
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There was once an undersea post office in the Bahamas.
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In Quebec, there is an old law that states margarine must be a different color than butter.
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The rhinoceros beetle is the strongest animal and is capable of lifting 850 times its own weight.
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Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.
Jerry loves his facts
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[#1828] "I get ads about underwire free bras and skin care products these days so I think Google is drunk" - Crumbledore (13 Apr 2018 @ 10:30:28 PM UTC)
[#2896] "When I was FotW I was booli" - Soycustard (19 Sep 2018 @ 05:33:10 AM UTC)

.define Incoherent
adjective: unable to express yourself clearly or fluently | incoherent with grief
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[#2114] "dw i'll always sound like i have a nuggie where my brain is" - sleepyrice (28 May 2018 @ 07:30:22 PM UTC)
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[#4946] "i will bite you" - Legacyst (29 Jul 2020 @ 04:18:11 AM UTC)
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[#4551] "We broke uber gg" - Yaramy (11 May 2020 @ 02:01:09 AM UTC)
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[#1990] "the only good ass is a gay ass" - Arutha (15 May 2018 @ 12:32:23 AM UTC)
oh my
When sharks take a bite, their eyes roll back and their teeth jut out.
.define jut
verb: extend out or project in space | His sharp nose jutted out
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Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
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13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese.
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About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States.
.define defenestrate
verb: throw through or out of the window | The rebels stormed the palace and defenestrated the President
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Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald’s.
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It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
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Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula”.
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"You" is the second most spoken English word
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Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
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In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
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Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
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Insects outnumber humans 100,000,000 to one.
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Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.
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The surface of the human skin is 6.5 square feet (2m).
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California has issued 6 drivers licenses to people named "Jesus Christ."
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A snail can sleep for three years.
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Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
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Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald’s.
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Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
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The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.
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The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F.
You dont gain xp here, if thats what your trying to do
Fair enough lol
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Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months.
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On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
uhhh
Now thats odd
The world's longest snake (by reliable documentation) is the reticulated python, with a maximum length of, perhaps, 30 feet.
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Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
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The toothbrush was invented in China in 1498.
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People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.
Cats have over 100 vocal sounds; dogs only have 10.
Which one lol
The sneese one
Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.
ah
Oh dear
That I didn't need to know
Agreed
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The most sensitive cluster of nerves is at the base of the spine.
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A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
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There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).
Cool?
The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade.
Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr.
A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet (91 m) long in just one night.
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It's illegal to spit on the sidewalk in Norfolk, Virginia.
What?
States have some odd laws
Hannibal had only one eye after getting a disease while attacking Rome.
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The females of some moth species lack wings, all they can do to move is crawl.
Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.
The past-tense of the English word “dare” is “durst”
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Icelanders consume more Coca-Cola per Capita than any other nation.
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The ZIP in “ZIP code” means Zoning Improvement Plan.
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Only female mosquitoes bite.
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Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist, William Semple.
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Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.
.define extreme
adjective: of the greatest possible degree or extent or intensity | extreme cold
.define odd
adjective: beyond or deviating from the usual or expected | had an odd name
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
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Hannibal had only one eye after getting a disease while attacking Rome.
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Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
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Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible.
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Bulgarians are known to be the biggest yogurt eaters in the world.
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Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Astronaut Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon with his left foot.
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Termites have been known to eat food twice as fast when heavy metal music is playing.
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"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
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Sailfish can leap out of the water and into the air at a speed of 50 miles (81 km) per hour.
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The Amazon is the world's largest river, 3,890 miles (6,259 km) long.
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There are 45 miles of nerves in the skin of a human being.
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The "pound" key on your keyboard () is called an octotroph.
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Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
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Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
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Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 years old when he discovered the law of universal gravitation.
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Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.
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There were 240 pedestrian fatalities in New York City in 1994.
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Proportional to their size, cats have the largest eyes of all mammals.
More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia).
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The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.
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Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.
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The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female.
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Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.
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[#4220] "Its only gay if you make eye contact" - Paps211 (24 Jan 2020 @ 09:41:02 PM UTC)
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[#724] "i think y'all've figured out im a bunch of eels in a flesh suit." - feeblebeeble (12 Oct 2017 @ 04:12:25 AM UTC)
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[#4207] "I got no quotes yet" - RareRiotMasterYT (24 Jan 2020 @ 05:40:08 AM UTC)
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[#1332] "Have you taken the d today" - Airy Chips (27 Jan 2018 @ 03:34:58 AM UTC)
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[#3152] "aero sucks at sniper elite 4" - Arphenion (16 Dec 2018 @ 06:29:43 AM UTC)
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The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
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In Utah, it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person.
interesting
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[#1956] "you cant get ads for penis enlargement pills if you already bought them" - aquova (08 May 2018 @ 03:07:07 PM UTC)
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[#425] "i can't brheahte" - mag (19 Jan 2017 @ 10:47:44 PM UTC)
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[#3178] "Faith is mine, I ain't giving some" - ashthetrouble (24 Dec 2018 @ 11:01:18 AM UTC)
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[#750] "nobody will ever have better fingering skills than fan" - Webxro (22 Oct 2017 @ 07:37:11 AM UTC)
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[#5106] "you can;t kill it. t wont die no matter what." - Forsythia 🌸🐝🌼 (01 Oct 2020 @ 11:35:29 AM UTC)
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[#4233] "hair crust" - Quartz (27 Jan 2020 @ 03:43:14 AM UTC)
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[#3221] "not that the size matters 😏" - TuftedDeer#1994 (08 Jan 2019 @ 11:04:01 PM UTC)
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[#2263] "Put butter between the bot's cheeks if it disobeys." - Andistic (07 Jun 2018 @ 08:07:13 AM UTC)
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[#4487] "I'm gonna the and you can't stop me" - Gimbo Gibbington (30 Apr 2020 @ 03:17:55 AM UTC)
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[#4876] "soup uwu" - snowzie (25 Jun 2020 @ 03:24:48 PM UTC)
[#4179] "I take Danish I wear ass" - Gimbo Gibbington (21 Jan 2020 @ 02:47:51 AM UTC)
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[#932] "pay 4.99 to view this quote" - Aihr (02 Dec 2017 @ 10:40:31 PM UTC)
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[#111] "marm stop swinging around your dick it's not the time!!" - alco ()
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.define fester
verb: ripen and generate pus | her wounds are festering
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[#3833] "Use a hair dryer, get warm butthole" - Amu Tsukiyomi (02 Aug 2019 @ 07:33:50 AM UTC)
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[#3751] "WHERE HOW DO YOU MAKE WUOTES" - Rusu °♡° Guri (14 Jul 2019 @ 05:54:46 PM UTC)
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[#4293] "like if you wish for a hot GF then I will give you a VERY affectionate lava elemental GF" - Webxro (08 Feb 2020 @ 08:39:37 AM UTC)

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[#5353] "bro I love intercourse" - Dominic#6969 (03 Apr 2021 @ 01:28:52 AM UTC)
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[#2859] "I'll fist your face" - ashthetrouble (12 Sep 2018 @ 06:12:23 AM UTC)

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[#5290] "covid rolled 3 doubles in a row" - north! (16 Jan 2021 @ 04:09:10 AM UTC)
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[#4729] "Knives are overrated" - mickeymo (01 Jun 2020 @ 06:20:15 AM UTC)
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[#749] "ok, that came out wrong" - Webxro (22 Oct 2017 @ 07:37:02 AM UTC)
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Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
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There is a city in Norway called "Hell"
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The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
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A blue whales heart only beats nine times per minute.
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Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 years old when he discovered the law of universal gravitation.
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No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
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The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
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The six official languages of the U.N. are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.
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Each year there is one ton of cement poured for each man woman and child in the world.
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Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed.
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Russians generally answer the phone by saying, "I'm listening".
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14% of all facts and statistics are made up and 27% of people know that fact.
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A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
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Children grow faster in the springtime.
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Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us.
!ranks
Level 1: Villager
Level 5: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
Say, what is the artisan role?
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!log
Can you upload your SMAPI log to https://smapi.io/log (see instructions on that page) and share the link here?
!lvl
.choose traditional, digital
Choose result: digital
test
!xp
You have 61960 XP
You have 61960 XP
!lvl
Hey smookie or jameega do you know how to get the artisan role and it's meaning, just interested.
Oh, thanks
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idk either hmm

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Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
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If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.
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Andorra, a tiny country between France & Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
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Pearls melt in vinegar.
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A cat's jaw cannot move sideways.
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The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross.
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The youngest pope ever was 11 years old.
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Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.
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Starfish have no brains.
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A female oyster produces 100 million young in her lifetime, the typical hen lays 19 dozen eggs a year, and it is possible for one female cat to be responsible for the birth of 20,736 kittens in four years. Michelle Druggar holds the record for largest human family, having given birth to 17 children.

Guess I'm a starfish now
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John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th.
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Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died.
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The rhinoceros beetle is the strongest animal and is capable of lifting 850 times its own weight.
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Michigan was the first state to have roadside picnic tables.
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It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.
.halp
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Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
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Butterflies and insects have their skeletons on the outside of their bodies, called the exoskeleton. This protects the insect and keeps water inside their bodies so they don’t dry out.
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Hannibal had only one eye after getting a disease while attacking Rome.
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Camel’s have three eyelids.
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In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
isnt it ironic...

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!lvl
!leah
!toe
grr 🐊
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.quote
[#2151] "u uuu uuhuhuhuhu uuhhhh maaaaaa. zziiiingngnnng gra a ce" - primordialclamchowder (31 May 2018 @ 04:50:29 AM UTC)
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[#199] "my legs are broken" - marmarru ()
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[#5161] "You’re hot and you’re cold you’re yes and you’re ‘nt" - Santagian (17 Oct 2020 @ 02:43:00 PM UTC)

!lvl
!elliott
!lvl
!lvl
!maru
🛐
!alex
!lvl
!lvl
!lvl
!lvl
!lvl
!help
View your XP: !xp
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List custom commands: !list
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abigail, addnamespace, alex, all, androidsmapi, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, blamepathos, blueground, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, controller, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, farmshare, fixanything, friends, george, gettingstarted, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, howtovc, icantbelieveyouvedonethis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, mobileupdate, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, oom, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, reinstalldeps, report, reset, rsv, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, software, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, sve, test, toe, unpack, unzip, willow, wtf, xnb, xnbzola
You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardew.chat/commands.php
!morris
!xnbzola @south sparrow
@south sparrow An XNB mod replaces some of your game's .xnb files to change the game (unlike newer mods that go in your Mods folder). This is an older type of mod that's no longer recommended, and can cause a number of issues. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Using_XNB_mods for help using them (and a list of alternatives using Content Patcher), and https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Editing_XNB_files for help unpacking & editing them (including for use with Content Patcher).
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/156109690059751424/575085766426886145/ZolasFury.png
!xnb
XNB mods often break the game and are not recommended. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Using_XNB_mods for more info (and a list of Content Patcher alternatives), and https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Troubleshooting#Reset_your_content_files to fix problems caused by XNB mods. For mod creators, see https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Editing_XNB_files for help unpacking & editing them (including for use with Content Patcher).
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You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardew.chat/commands.php
!list
abigail, addnamespace, alex, all, androidsmapi, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, blamepathos, blueground, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, controller, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, farmshare, fixanything, friends, george, gettingstarted, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, howtovc, icantbelieveyouvedonethis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, mobileupdate, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, oom, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, reinstalldeps, report, reset, rsv, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, software, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, sve, test, toe, unpack, unzip, willow, wtf, xnb, xnbzola
You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardew.chat/commands.php
!level
!lvl
!lvl
!lvl
!lvl 564265185133461504
Level 1: Villager
Level 5: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
Its !level
!lvl
!harvey
!lvl
!lvl
!lvl
!lvl
Yeet
!lvl
!ranks
Level 1: Villager
Level 5: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
!lvl
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.define ivory tower
Failed to find a definition
.define demeanor
noun: (behavioral attributes) the way a person behaves toward other people
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[#1834] "haha rosalina is best amirite guys?" - Zaph (14 Apr 2018 @ 10:22:42 PM UTC)
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[#4122] "Been around the world dont speak the language
But your booty dont need explaining
All I really need to understand is
Will
You
Lemme suck dem toes" - Bee (08 Jan 2020 @ 05:40:55 PM UTC)








