#governors-mansion
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FINALLY FOUND U
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No one saw that
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!ranks
Level 5: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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!harmony
Here be dragons. Venture forth with bravery, young warrior, for thou art alone in these dark lands. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Modder_Guide/APIs/Harmony for more info. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/156109690059751424/514614715482243073/harmony_development_cycle.png
No
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@sand sorrel HOW
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Watch this
kikwis supremacy
!lvl Zoe#2109
remind me in 11 hours to change the npc name to Tilmin
always, Matt2417 <3 (#2514399)
!lvl Frozenmagicaster#2440
that's a lot
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remind me in 11 hours to do that another essay for the afternoon class
i think that reminder is set for past my bedtime... but I think you're special Matt2417 so I'll do it, for you (#2514470)
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Cool
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I'm going to scream in the corner now
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AHHHHHH
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@woeful timber
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T~T
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wow im nearly level one
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finally lvl 3
Thats the other person lol
lvl 3!!!!!
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yeee almost
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!xp
You have 1380 XP
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You have 870 XP
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You have 880 XP
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!help
View your XP: !xp
View your level: !lvl
List custom commands: !list
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View this message: !help
!ranks
Level 5: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
!userinfo BeatMrCoffee
!list
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You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardew.chat/commands.php
!abigail
!wtf
Weekly Terrific Farms (2018-2019) was a semi-regular showcase of server members' farm designs! You can find an index of all W.T.F. posts here:
#governors-mansion message
And you can view all of the, dare I say, terrific art created for the series here: https://imgur.com/a/I9VOTmv
!boat
!toe
grr 🐊
!god
!haley
!xnb
XNB mods often break the game and are not recommended. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Using_XNB_mods for more info (and a list of Content Patcher alternatives), and https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Troubleshooting#Reset_your_content_files to fix problems caused by XNB mods. For mod creators, see https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Editing_XNB_files for help unpacking & editing them (including for use with Content Patcher).
!xp
You have 0 XP
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You have 10 XP
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!level
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!sam
why
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!xp
You have 1450 XP
!sebastian
🙂
!abigail
!leah
!xp
You have 1390 XP
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!xp
You have 4090 XP
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Haha get fucked
It won't load quags
Yours says lvl 4
What does it say for both of us
Just talk a little more to reach cowpoke rank
!lvl Frozenmagicaster#2440
!lvl Zoe#2109
Idk is zaph a juni
I've always thought Zaph is junimo
Is he tho
O shit Zaph isn't junimo
Oh shit
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Zaph is not staff. He, crumb and danny used to be.
The staff from the top 10 are rice, ian (fandidlytastic) pathos, and jade.
@sand sorrel
I guess Frozo is only #4 then lol
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I thought the four above Frozo were Junimos for whatever reason
But what does being staff have to do with levels anyways
you can see all the current junimos listed in #old-welcome ^^
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Lauren do be a whole 112 levels above me
!lvl @hallow spindle

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!list
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You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardew.chat/commands.php
!smapi
SMAPI (https://smapi.io/) is the mod loader for Stardew Valley. It loads mods into the game, provides APIs for mods to use, intercepts errors, and backs up your save files automatically.
!ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis
I can't believe you've done this.
!lvl Governor#3111
!platonymous
Platonymous is Routine#8715. :)
Does this mean 66206 people have never spoken
Because I assume Governor is tied #26719
Yeah alot have never talked
! Clint
It's a joke here that when you speak for the first time you skyrocket up the majority of the ranks :P
It took me three days
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!userinfo
!lvl @fathom knot
!lvl @abigail
!xp
You have 1640 XP
@broken lily how many XP in a level
!list
abigail, addnamespace, alex, all, androidsmapi, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, blamepathos, blueground, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, farmshare, fixanything, friends, gettingstarted, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, howtovc, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, mobileupdate, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, reinstalldeps, report, reset, rsv, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, software, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, toe, unpack, willow, wtf, xnb, xnbzola
You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardew.chat/commands.php
!help
View your XP: !xp
View your level: !lvl
List custom commands: !list
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View this message: !help
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.remind me on may 31ST that it’s junimo time
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.remind me in 83 days that it’s junimo time
.timers
0 timers open.
.timer
Usage: .timer remove ###

j-just came here to check my level... don’t mind me
yeah no period
remind me in 83 days that it’s JUNIMO TIME
yarp (#2515737)
heh
there you go
ty jade
remind me in 83 days to ignore potato
really Magically Clueless? that's what you need a reminder for? okaaaay (#2515738)
lmao
no problem
no no no NO

remind me in 83 days to ignore jade ignoring me
[remember what they said in anger management...deep breaths...] YES I WOULD BE SO HAPPY TO ASSIST (#2515741)
!lvl ssoshwac#5836
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HA
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!help
View your XP: !xp
View your level: !lvl
List custom commands: !list
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View this message: !help
!ranks
Level 5: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
!bigpuffer
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!alex
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!aquo
can't count
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!lvl snugglemuffins#4242
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!lvl @night sable
hmm
@worn jay: change the npc name to Tilmin (11h ago)
oh right
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!ranks
Level 5: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
@worn jay: do that another essay for the afternoon class (11h ago)
pp
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!xp
You have 227770 XP
!userinfo
Oh what that seems off
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wow
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HAHAHA
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You have 190240 XP
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@half canyon fuck you
NO FUCK YUOU
@delicate sparrow
LMAO
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I was 112 levels behind Lauren, now 110 muahahaha
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As for mobile: I'm committed to seeing the 1.5 update come to mobile, and I'm doing what I can to make that happen as soon as possible. There's no current timeline I can give for when that will happen, though.
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Level 5: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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At least I beat around 90000 members.
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ಠ﹏ಠ
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You have 290 XP
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damn im sad i lost my 69
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set reminder 276 hours
.set reminder 276 hours
i dont remember how to do this
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.help
homepage: https://ub3r-b0t.com | docs: https://ub3r-b0t.com/docs | invite: https://ub3r-b0t.com/invite | commands: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | admin: https://admin.ub3r-b0t.com | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t | For command specific help, .help commandname
.help commandname
invalid command, clearly someone is unable to read the docs
.remind me
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You have 42960 XP
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You have 220 XP
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You have 220 XP
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Holy shit guys level 1
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You have 26150 XP
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You have 450 XP
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!help
View your XP: !xp
View your level: !lvl
List custom commands: !list
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View this message: !help
!lvl
!lb
!xp
You have 470 XP
!list
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You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardew.chat/commands.php
I've gone from 15000 rank to 6000 in an hour, not bad hahaha
!Icantbelieveyoudonethis
I CANNOT believe you've done this 🤣
!ranklist
Nah just joking, its a meme hahahaha
!ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis
I can't believe you've done this.
!ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis
I can't believe you've done this.
Wow telling gov to not spam ey
!ranks
Level 5: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
ohhh
!toe
grr 🐊
!xnb
XNB mods often break the game and are not recommended. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Using_XNB_mods for more info (and a list of Content Patcher alternatives), and https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Troubleshooting#Reset_your_content_files to fix problems caused by XNB mods. For mod creators, see https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Editing_XNB_files for help unpacking & editing them (including for use with Content Patcher).
!willow
!willow
RIP willow
!wtf
Weekly Terrific Farms (2018-2019) was a semi-regular showcase of server members' farm designs! You can find an index of all W.T.F. posts here:
#governors-mansion message
And you can view all of the, dare I say, terrific art created for the series here: https://imgur.com/a/I9VOTmv
!bigpuffer
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!arph
can't count
!list
abigail, addnamespace, alex, all, androidsmapi, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, blamepathos, blueground, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, farmshare, fixanything, friends, gettingstarted, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, howtovc, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, mobileupdate, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, reinstalldeps, report, reset, rsv, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, software, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, toe, unpack, willow, wtf, xnb, xnbzola
You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardew.chat/commands.php
!banfan

!ask
Feel free to ask your question or describe your issue here, and someone will help if they can :)
!ppja
Project Populate Json Assets (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1935) is a collection of content packs for Json Assets that add new crops, flowers, trees, and recipes. (Also see https://mouseypounds.github.io/ppja-ref/ for a collection of references for PPJA and associated packs.)
!god
!fixanything
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
my favorite command🤩
wao
!penis
what is happening here :>
darn
?:D?
Bean's abusing the bot
.img cocoa fruit
!lvl
!lvl
!soy
!toe
grr 🐊
!sve
Stardew Valley Expanded (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3753) is a mod which adds a lot of new content and areas to the game. It has many dependencies, so be sure to follow the install guide which is on the github wiki along with FAQs and troubleshooting steps for common issues: https://github.com/FlashShifter/StardewValleyExpanded/wiki
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.img banana
.img crab
.img boba feet
.img dab
.img dab
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.img baked beans
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!lvl @blissful plover
ha
!xnb
XNB mods often break the game and are not recommended. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Using_XNB_mods for more info (and a list of Content Patcher alternatives), and https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Troubleshooting#Reset_your_content_files to fix problems caused by XNB mods. For mod creators, see https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Editing_XNB_files for help unpacking & editing them (including for use with Content Patcher).
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!xp
You have 910 XP
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You have 65560 XP
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You have 1180 XP
.quote 5033
[#5033] "It's a quote for quotes!
Using Mods Resources
For the getting started guide, use command !gettingstarted
.quote 5073 is for pointing people to the troubleshooting guide when they get false positives that SMAPI is a virus
.quote 5031 is for an annotated log
.quote 5280 is for what to do when the log is too big
.quote 4960 is for Longevity alternatives (and mods to make the game more difficult overall)
.quote 4974 is for changing to a custom farm map
.quote 5302 is for pointing to the SVE install github
.quote 5282 is for pointing to the SVE troubleshooting section
.quote 5084 is for helping with lag while using Stardew Valley Expanded (SVE)
.quote 5286 is for LenneDalben's mod list
.quote 5308 is for setting dependencies
.quote 5319 is for pointing Android users to the process of determining which mods they can use
Making Mods Resources
For software to use for modding (pixel art, json editing, and C# mods), use command !software
.quote 5271 is for the overview to getting started creating mods
.quote 5098 is for the Contentsmith's Toolbox, in Gist form
.quote 5099 is for the Contentsmith's Toolbox, in wiki page form
.quote 5039 is for ways to add stuff to maps in event scripts
.quote 5269 is for how to fix map tilesheets that need z prefixing
.quote 5085 is for how to add line breaks to some parts of event scripts
.quote 5120 is for tips on pixel arting hair and a link to the art syle guide
.quote 5222 is for how to fix glitched cellar stairs in the farmhouse
.quote 5255 is for creating or merging hat, hair, or shirt mods" - LenneDalben (31 Aug 2020 @ 12:41:53 PM UTC)
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!ranks
Level 5: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
!xp
You have 320 XP
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[#2995] "im gonna wear a costume to school cause horse priest wont like it" - feeblebeeble (15 Oct 2018 @ 01:55:14 AM UTC)
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[#2822] "I don't like slime. It's soft and gooey and irritating. And it gets everywhere." - Pathoschild (03 Sep 2018 @ 07:11:47 AM UTC)
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[#3916] "i wanna see wario naked" - astro (04 Sep 2019 @ 09:25:18 PM UTC)
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[#2716] "I collect peepees" - Scum Fuck Flower Boy (12 Aug 2018 @ 08:17:29 PM UTC)
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[#821] "Play hot potato with a hand grenade. DUH." - BattleShout (06 Nov 2017 @ 03:10:01 PM UTC)
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[#1193] "extruding assholes sounds better" - Brohamir (15 Jan 2018 @ 02:19:51 AM UTC)
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[#1697] "gibberish is better than no ish" - pineapotato (19 Mar 2018 @ 12:09:32 PM UTC)
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[#3579] "I'm the top spoon I lay on top of a spooning couple" - taco cat (13 Jun 2019 @ 07:13:38 AM UTC)
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[#2531] "lil lava shit boy" - primordialclamchowder (25 Jul 2018 @ 04:49:08 AM UTC)
[#2243] "rawr xD" - f4iTh (06 Jun 2018 @ 09:44:02 AM UTC)
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[#2043] ""do you like the hottest girl in the class"
EEEWWWW, no why would I like girls wtf man" - Crumbledore (21 May 2018 @ 12:38:44 PM UTC)
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[#4516] "izzy is the child of the server" - Crumbledore (06 May 2020 @ 10:04:20 PM UTC)
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[#2176] "







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.qyotw
do not question
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[#2009] "farts on the haters" - Magically Clueless (17 May 2018 @ 09:49:26 PM UTC)
[#3263] "shoving it up my ass is a direct deposit tho" - feeblebeeble (24 Jan 2019 @ 04:45:12 PM UTC)
[#4534] "> 👉 poke
This is my no no square
No, you can't touch me there" - Bad Hat Harry (09 May 2020 @ 10:17:38 PM UTC)
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[#734] "TOMMY JARVIS FINNA BIUST A NU TIN U" - mechapie (14 Oct 2017 @ 10:24:59 PM UTC)
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[#4460] "going from an honor student to a dum ass adult 😩 👌" - carls (11 Apr 2020 @ 10:03:01 PM UTC)
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[#921] "Oh god i didn’t finish that sentence at first and saw “schools are just a breeding ground”" - yaboi (01 Dec 2017 @ 06:09:34 PM UTC)
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[#2347] "Dont yall talk about my golden melons until you've gotten to know me first" - FruitOfTheDoom (19 Jun 2018 @ 12:17:10 PM UTC)
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[#5320] "i remember opening pants for the first time and just dying" - Forsythia 🌸🐝🌼 (15 Feb 2021 @ 10:51:06 AM UTC)
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Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then
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The Amazon is the world's largest river, 3,890 miles (6,259 km) long.
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[#3693] "i'm going to deepthroat the tube egg" - A smile suits you nicely (08 Jul 2019 @ 10:51:39 AM UTC)
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Most household dust is made of dead skin cells.
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A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
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1,800 cigarettes are smoked per person each year in China.
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About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.
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A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
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Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.


