#governors-mansion
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet.
The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA”.
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[#646] "hollandeeznuts" - Airy Chips (27 Sep 2017 @ 11:13:23 PM UTC)
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@blazing thorn: your baguette is going to come home (85283s ago)
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damn im pretty close-
i cant spend to much time today since i have a test tw but ill catch up just u see 😼
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.define inane
adjective: extremely silly or stupid
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level 5 pog
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.wolfram integrate e^(ix) and take the real part
integral e dx = e x + constant
.wolfram help
No good result found :(
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integral cosh(x) dx = sinh(x) + constant
integral x^2 dx = x^3/3 + constant
oh my god it actually does it
wonder why it doesn't accept bounds
nah, it can integrate basic functions but it doesn't like longer commands
I see
.wolfram y=2x in polar
it makes sense
r sin(θ) = 2 r cos(θ)
(r: radial polar coordinate | θ: angular polar coordinate)
polar 
1 = sqrt(r^2)
(r: radial polar coordinate | θ: angular polar coordinate)
Uber bot has a million commands

go to desmos and just try typing in functions with r = (whatever) here
for bonus fun, type in trignometric functions
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41 pog
i beat u dragon maid
486 pog
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Hmm
nvm lets skip this chat lets go to town square before junimo spots us
Wha..?
isnt it illegal to type here
There are over a million described species of insects. Some people estimate there are actually between 15 and 30 million species.
One in eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age.
In 1933, Mickey Mouse, an animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.
For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life. -- Albert Camus
Your code should be more efficient!
wha
whats this thing i dont understand
is the bot speaks language of gods i need to translate
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'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Madam, I'm Adam. Sit on a potato pan, Otis. Sit on Otis. -- The Mad Palindromist
mm yes.
it says sex u must be lucky
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[#1114] "I expected no balls, I received balls" - Anit (28 Dec 2017 @ 11:33:34 PM UTC)
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[#3028] "rice dont drink the ass" - feeblebeeble (24 Oct 2018 @ 02:38:46 AM UTC)
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[#5230] "it’s so fluid outside.... I love it.." - jogabogi (03 Nov 2020 @ 01:36:09 AM UTC)
[#3526] "time to kick gum and chew ass" - Bee (25 May 2019 @ 07:05:28 AM UTC)
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[#32] "I'm sorry, I'm here for poop" - Alcopops ()
that's some fantasy i'll try to do it thank you wiseful bot
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[#1927] "1998 - "don't accept rides from strangers"
2018 - "let me call a stranger to my house and get in their car."" - BattleShout (02 May 2018 @ 02:36:59 AM UTC)
[#4475] "I have the high ground" - Arsonist (26 Apr 2020 @ 05:53:58 AM UTC)
.quote @lament tapir
[#4597] "People be usin my name like it’s a real word wtf
" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (18 May 2020 @ 02:46:09 AM UTC)
.quote @lament tapir
[#5027] "Don’t kiss the knob" - 🌺GD🌺 (29 Aug 2020 @ 01:39:31 PM UTC)
[#5111] "Mum Mum my future career is to be a professional slurper! Can this dream come true?" - Zoe (01 Oct 2020 @ 03:01:06 PM UTC)
.quote @lament tapir
[#5051] "You’re so supportive with me swallowing stuff" - 🌺GD🌺 (07 Sep 2020 @ 10:01:53 AM UTC)
oh.
lvl @hollow galleon maid
.quote @lament tapir
[#5111] "Mum Mum my future career is to be a professional slurper! Can this dream come true?" - Zoe (01 Oct 2020 @ 03:01:06 PM UTC)
ayo what the fuck kommandant
[#4696] "needs more hobo" - ARrowKNee (27 May 2020 @ 12:03:52 AM UTC)
.quote @lament tapir
[#5110] "I’ll slurp it like I really mean it I promise <33" - Zoe (01 Oct 2020 @ 02:56:22 PM UTC)
.quote @worn jay
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
.quote @real wharf
[#4639] "proffesional fam ity" - ARrowKNee (22 May 2020 @ 05:40:51 AM UTC)
lvl @lilac stag
put a .
Firstly, kiwii, you have to put a ! There
Secondly, you don’t need to ping them.
i dont understand this mastery of bot commands
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[#4639] "proffesional fam ity" - ARrowKNee (22 May 2020 @ 05:40:51 AM UTC)
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.quote @real wharf
[#4883] "but we have gun, cats don't realize with have a mechanical advantage." - ARrowKNee (29 Jun 2020 @ 11:48:29 PM UTC)
dammit it was 4
damn i sounded dumb back then
I deleted all my May quotes, they were awful
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[#1903] "well my dad calls ur dad daddy" - toe (27 Apr 2018 @ 06:48:56 PM UTC)
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pain
only pain
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I have exactly half your level 😩 @lament tapir
LMAO
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Ah. Such a long way to go 😖
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user id too
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[#4850] "I would give myself a hug then beat myself" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (15 Jun 2020 @ 11:01:10 AM UTC)
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[#3407] "ive bween naughty :3" - tittysprinkles (13 Apr 2019 @ 07:31:54 PM UTC)
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[#4196] "isra is babo" - Gimbo Gibbington (24 Jan 2020 @ 05:05:53 AM UTC)
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[#341] ":smirj" - Christopher (23 Dec 2016 @ 09:51:26 AM UTC)
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[#2039] "Your momentary reminder that if you get 600 of my badge, I’ll come to your house and liquidate on your couch" - Airy Chips (20 May 2018 @ 09:16:53 PM UTC)
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[#1098] "i dont want to go very deep tbh" - Turtle™ (25 Dec 2017 @ 03:32:54 AM UTC)
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[#2901] "gorl u thiccer den ah bowel oph oatmeel" - ☆menjiSinclair☆ (19 Sep 2018 @ 05:37:14 PM UTC)
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You have 13420 XP
420 pog
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you shant catch up
how is it still 16 lvls-
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amazing
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Almost there 
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remind me to finish an assignment in 5 hours
For you? Of course, Wobin (#2145040)
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Whomst is numero 1
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u liyinh
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.quote 5033
[#5033] "It's a quote for quotes!
Using Mods Resources
For the getting started guide, use command !gettingstarted
.quote 5073 is for pointing people to the troubleshooting guide when they get false positives that SMAPI is a virus
.quote 5159 is for how to troubleshoot lag issues using SMAPI
.quote 5031 is for an annotated log
.quote 5054 is for 'the item with same key' Json Assets (JA) errors
.quote 5083 is for the workaround for a farmhand marrying a custom NPC
.quote 4960 is for Longevity alternatives (and mods to make the game more difficult overall)
.quote 4974 is for changing to a custom farm map
.quote 5084 is for helping with lag while using Stardew Valley Expanded (SVE)
.quote 5158 is for some of spacechase0's mods shared via Discord
Making Mods Resources
.quote 4943 is for software to use for modding (pixel art and json editing)
.quote 5039 is for ways to add stuff to maps in event scripts
.quote 5085 is for how to add line breaks to some parts of event scripts
.quote 5098 is for the Contentsmith's Toolbox, complete with emoji
.quote 5099 is for the wiki page that contains the same info as the Contentsmith's Toolbox, without emoji but with links to the frameworks
.quote 5120 is for tips on pixel arting hair and a link to the art syle guide
.quote 5222 is for how to fix glitched cellar stairs in the farmhouse
.quote 5255 is for creating or merging hat, hair, or shirt mods" - LenneDalben (31 Aug 2020 @ 12:41:53 PM UTC)
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Modding things. What are you confused about?
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.choose shower now, shower at 7
shower now
Wait bruh
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oh no im 3 levels behind
@wanton gulch: finish an assignment (5h ago)
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stop
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Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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remind me in 54 minutes to go fishy
il bash ye fookin ead in ssoshwac i sware on me mum. but ok just this once mate (#2146031)
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@ivory quail: go fishy (54m ago)
Goddammit, fine, ssoshwac (#2146191)
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.poll should i make rice with soy sauce after eating my 9 chicken wings?
You need to provide at least two options for your poll, dubmass. what kind of poll has one option. WHAT KIND!?
HOW DO I DO UBER BOT
.poll "should i make rice with soysauce after eating my 9 chicken wings?" | yes | no
Missing title / description
fuk u
.poll "food" "should i make rice with soysauce after eating my 9 chicken wings?" | yes | no
Poll created! https://strawpoll.com/jk7e7qx2c
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@ivory quail: go fishy (2h ago)
ty
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dont you dare
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hmm
dammit
its a close race
dont you dare
You have 15890 XP
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UserInfo for Oterion#2803 aka Granny Got RunOter by a Reindeer: ID: 142400245119057920 | Created: 28 Jan 2016 10:47:44 PM UTC | Joined: 29 Jan 2016 12:10:17 PM UTC | Join position: 3 | word on the street: owns a coat
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UserInfo for The_T-Machine#9903 aka The_X-Maschine: ID: 409426921374613505 | Created: 03 Feb 2018 07:16:24 PM UTC | Joined: 20 Nov 2020 10:26:08 PM UTC | Join position: 67971 | word on the street: lives no more than like 12,450 miles from me. we're like best buds.
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WAT IS THAT-
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oh cooelo
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[#2042] "goat tittie" - Magically Clueless (21 May 2018 @ 03:12:10 AM UTC)
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[#2736] "narcos Ass is on fire" - primordialclamchowder (16 Aug 2018 @ 06:25:58 AM UTC)
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[#3376] "we accept all gay, depressed asses" - Magically Clueless (29 Mar 2019 @ 02:11:31 AM UTC)
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[#3755] "that may also be the most G rated quote I have tbh" - YSB1 (14 Jul 2019 @ 09:18:29 PM UTC)
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[#2414] "ur face is gonna be the last panel of loss when my fist goes flying thru it" - primordialclamchowder (03 Jul 2018 @ 01:36:45 AM UTC)
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[#2779] "HI MY NAME IS LIANA I DON'T HAVE A FACE ONLY HAIR AND I LOVE SNIFFING RATS" - sleepyrice (27 Aug 2018 @ 12:25:28 AM UTC)
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[#3905] "everything touches a butt at some point" - ladybug (01 Sep 2019 @ 05:21:11 AM UTC)
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[#3620] "I define phallic as long and hard and straight" - 4Slice (26 Jun 2019 @ 03:08:04 PM UTC)
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[#3374] "i'm gonna fart and fart loud and you'll dealwith it" - Magically Clueless (29 Mar 2019 @ 01:53:55 AM UTC)
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[#1098] "i dont want to go very deep tbh" - Turtle™ (25 Dec 2017 @ 03:32:54 AM UTC)
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[#81] "dont fuck with me... im immortal..." - Golden ()
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i- 24 lvls behind 
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Shit
.define gobble
verb: eat hastily without proper chewing
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Almost 30
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Pssht dang stardrop saloon and its no xp
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Still 35 very good
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[#5033] "It's a quote for quotes!
Using Mods Resources
For the getting started guide, use command !gettingstarted
.quote 5073 is for pointing people to the troubleshooting guide when they get false positives that SMAPI is a virus
.quote 5159 is for how to troubleshoot lag issues using SMAPI
.quote 5031 is for an annotated log
.quote 5054 is for 'the item with same key' Json Assets (JA) errors
.quote 5083 is for the workaround for a farmhand marrying a custom NPC
.quote 4960 is for Longevity alternatives (and mods to make the game more difficult overall)
.quote 4974 is for changing to a custom farm map
.quote 5084 is for helping with lag while using Stardew Valley Expanded (SVE)
.quote 5158 is for some of spacechase0's mods shared via Discord
Making Mods Resources
.quote 4943 is for software to use for modding (pixel art and json editing)
.quote 5039 is for ways to add stuff to maps in event scripts
.quote 5085 is for how to add line breaks to some parts of event scripts
.quote 5098 is for the Contentsmith's Toolbox, complete with emoji
.quote 5099 is for the wiki page that contains the same info as the Contentsmith's Toolbox, without emoji but with links to the frameworks
.quote 5120 is for tips on pixel arting hair and a link to the art syle guide
.quote 5222 is for how to fix glitched cellar stairs in the farmhouse
.quote 5255 is for creating or merging hat, hair, or shirt mods" - LenneDalben (31 Aug 2020 @ 12:41:53 PM UTC)
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!json
JSON is a standard format for machine-readable text files, often used by Stardew Valley mods. If you need help with a JSON file, you can upload it to https://smapi.io/json, view an automatic validation summary on that page, and share the link with others.
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.userinfo 708505076897153026
User not found. Try a direct mention.
.userinfo fazehampster#2311
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UserInfo for Cool_Dude1010#3715 aka 🎄Santa Potato🎄: ID: 562423543292493861 | Created: 01 Apr 2019 11:50:22 PM UTC | Joined: 25 Sep 2020 07:06:02 PM UTC | Join position: 60890 | word on the street: who?
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@naive condor
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UserInfo for dudetron#4054 aka drink daily cups of water: ID: 757054520147574906 | Created: 20 Sep 2020 01:44:22 AM UTC | Joined: 08 Dec 2020 01:06:44 AM UTC | Join position: 70722 | word on the street: lives no more than like 12,450 miles from me. we're like best buds.
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UserInfo for Yaramy#3165 aka Yaramy || sunflower simp🌻: ID: 359806154093756466 | Created: 19 Sep 2017 09:01:12 PM UTC | Joined: 31 Jul 2019 06:13:08 PM UTC | Join position: 24788 | word on the street: wins
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aka Yaramy || sunflower simp🌻
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Contest Winner, Winter, Fall, Summer, Spring, Valentines, Spooky Skeletons, Villager, Cowpoke, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Cropmaster, Pixelsmith, Contentsmith, Blacksmith, Modder, Fall 2020
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