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haley's lost tool is a sword?!
yeah we got fireworks now
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
in older versions if clint gave you prisma shard you could open the same geode in crusher and get guaranteed prisma shard
There's no new year event no
does anyone know if dry trees do anything
anything different compared to normal trees to be exact
I dont know if anyones tried it yet but does building anything in the desert conflict with the desert festival?
good question
I have the exact same question but with Moss trees
i feel it would disapear while the event is on
Desert festival is a different map, your stuff just isn't there
Comes back afterwards
^^
Oh good I was about to turn my desert into a tree farm and then realized "wait a second....."
thankfully
sounds very scary
Question for you then, does time pass for the solar machines there?
I hate how Moss is so needed for so many important recipes
Like while the festival is going on
I believe so
and the only meaningful way to get a good amount of moss is on the green rain event
ONE DAY OF THE YEAR
Not 100% sure though, don't see why it wouldn't
did you try the seeds?
i didn't yet
It'd be more effort to code it not passing
Neither have I
What are you guys using moss for? fairy dust?
I don't think I'm at that stage yet
It also grows on trees a lot, I'm only just in year 2 but I have hundreds of moss
Treasure totems, mushroom logs
and hyper speed gro iirc
Oh, I see
Treasure totems ESPECIALLY
should i buy the price catalouge
Yea, I imagined that treasure totems would be š„ when I read it, but didn't see the mushroom logs coming 
Yup, it's one of the more helpful books, and not too pricey
Treasure Totems on Ginger Island are really nice for filling out your Museum + getting that hat from the desert trader.
Yeah
tbf in that one day you dont wont neeed to gather any more (at least for me, i got like 300 and i dont think that has decreased to me yet)
Yeah but 10 moss per pop
should i trade these extras in for those or wait for a better offer
Tho i would actually invest in a Deluxe Worm Bin first cuase you actually get a ton of value from Deluxe Bait.
For you
Fr, I didn't take it seriously and still gathered 200
But my stash of 300 moss is already at like 140
If someone uses a speed buff to help it, they'd probably get a shit ton
That's why I'm asking if moss trees give a reliable amount of moss x day
how many days have gone since your green rain?
3
if theres lots of trees on your farm i imagine thatd be a good way of gathering more moss
It is
So much
Honestly surprising how satisfying it is
why you need so much moss??? godamn
Treasure totems
Statue of Blessings probably
I didn't even know it existed when it happened to me, so it was an experience
At first it's scary, with the letter and the TV not working and all
And that too, holy shit how could've I forget about that
Wait it gives you the other things?! Youre not you paying for those books with items?!
But then it just feels like a playground the size of the entire map
333 moss
ohh... a later game item i see lol
Haha same, I thought it was acid that was gonna kill my crops
You'll understand once you get there
probably lol
Better to prepare before that then, I'll be getting every moss I see now lol
lol it really looks like acid rain XD
also mushroom logs that are right next to mystic trees always yield purple mushrooms, dry those and they are such a good source of income
Why do you need so many treasure totems. For the turbin?
For museum completion and golden crackers
im very far away from getting those lol
I got all of my golden crackers from fishing actually.
im in fall of the first year i dont even have a lv 2 barn yet
Ooh can you farm golden crackers? I only found one so far
Cool to know
Ikr, I tried fishing for them and only got max two per day
and in max luck days too
Same, I'm not there yet, but I have the fully upgraded barn- I forgot the name
Wow
Im not sure if Pirate affects the Odds of Gold Chests but they i ended up getting way too many. I sitll dont see why 70, like i could see maybe 10 to get enough for your animals but 70 totems? sheesh
How likely am I to get one?
70 totems require 700 moss
I ain't got even near that amount of moss
yeah my question is why 70 specifically.
Because it's a reliable amount to get started
you can trade in extra books you have to him if thats what ur asking
700 just to get started damn
My projection is that with 70 totems I could get enough crackers and hopefully museum completion
Yeah that is what I was asking, and that is so cool!
No they don't they cap out at ~59% purple mushroom rate with 12+ logs
O
I thought they gave them reliably
Damn
My plans for a mushroom log money maker are ruined
leave me alone to weep
That would be a really sick way of getting millions
I wonder how the farmer's letters to his parents would be
"yeah I sell mushrooms now"
"Hi dad I just got 2 mil for selling mushrooms"
Also you can pickle (non-red) mushrooms now
Noice hsahdsahd
Which is significantly more profitable than drying them
Wait, really?!
pickled mushrooms are something else
Do they make good money?
You can pickle all forage that isn't poisonous in-game
Sounds like a weird thing a 5 star chef would put on my $1000 plate
770g per purple mushroom with artisan
That's not bad
im still kinda bewildered by how many pieces of museum collection and crackers do you need? cause i still think 70 totems is alot since it spawns a whole ring around you + it also spawns artifact troves.
Pretty good considering you can get as many as 1.5 per mushroom log per day on average with enough mystic trees
Is it updated in the wiki? Because I'm not able to find it
I wonder if treasure totems are actually more profitable to use than just selling raw ingredients
Nope, wiki out of date
Ok
To be fair, I think the limiting factor to treasure totems instead of raw mystic syrup is the moss
I don't know if there is a good way to farm it except on a single day of the 112 day year cycle
And I CBF making an account to fix all the mistakes
It spawns artifact troves?
Because SDV wiki doesn't allow editing without accounts
On ginger island artifact spots can get you treasure troves
sorry not artifact troves mb typo
guys help why did mr.qi just drop boxes on sdv???
I have no idea what you're talking about
Cause he did
Treasure troves aren't a thing?
Mr Qi campaign to end world hunger
oh thats nice
Oh wait
@warped yew You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
i was right the name is Artifact trove
I like to think that the single cutscene with mystery boxes shows how Mr. Qi does most of his things
Such as, you know, Qi beans
i thought it was called treasure trove for a moment
You can get them while fishing, you can get them while mining, you can get them while chopping wood down.
I swear I got one from cutting fiber once
The bookseller overwrites ppl birthdays or am I crazy?
Caroline's birthday in the wiki says 25 fall, it's 25 fall now
oh my god
It's almost 1am I'm so glad I read it wrong
CLINIC VISIT is 25 fall
I thought Caroline's was during Winter
Have the Winter calendar in-game, why not
Just noticed how bloated the winter calender looks. theres alot of stuff that goes on in winter
Makes sense, since we can't grow crops
is it actually possible to change your cat's appearance at the wizard's tower? im in his basement and it doesnt let me change anything other than my guy
They made it so you can buy more pets
And trout derby, and night market
Including the various colors
I love that it's busy.
ye
im in y1 i aint got it like that right now lol
there used to be nothing to do. Which, first year, was great. Lots of time for mining etc. But after the first year you need occupation
how do i find these twt
Yeah I'm still surprised that Winter got Squidfest for the other minor holiday rather than Fall getting something
I'm gonna use winter as a construction simulator and farm planner I think
Well, squid are totally annoying to catch
Not really? Squid are pretty common
Fall is intended to be the least busy so you can prepare for Winter
it's a great time to rearrange your fields and sprinklers
Probably idk
can anybody help me D:
Bear in mind Fall is the only month without a 1.6 event
It's where I change stuff in my layout, mostly
What's up?
dis
oh yeah. I'm thinking of octopus
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I mean, it used to be exactly as busy as every other season 2 holidays per season, and Fall had the holiday requiring the most prep
The jellies?
Spring got the Desert Festival, Summer got Trout Derby, and Winter got Squid Fest
poor fall
1.5 save
Oooh makes sense
i just got back into it
They replace junk iirc
In the pools, beneath waterfall near the hatmouse
pools?
Yea you fish in the water with different coloring in waterfalls
waterfalls
I'm assuming that it's the gobby
it is
ok thanks!
This fish looks rlly cute btw, I was impressed
Yeh that
where sda fish 2
Just a silly guy.
wheres the little fish
little fish?
new fish
Yea that's the waterfall guy
honestly i hate fishing for cave jelly
That is the one.
The thing next to the waterfall guy is another jelly
The jellies are in river, ocean and mines
Cave Jelly is easiest
oh is the fish in mountains?
I found the other two to be the easiest
Cindersap forest's waterfalls
Near the hat mouse
Probably because you don't usually fish in the mines except for the collection and lava eels.
Nice
Mines 100 with luck buffs, and short casts. With just +3 luck, ~20% of your catches will be Cave Jelly. With max luck of +9, 50% will be Cave Jelly.
so wait where do i find the non-cave jellies
and what level do i mine at for cave jelly
Lava Eel more common with longer casts and that check happens first, so short is optimal for cave jellies
So I'm still waiting for the Switch release. How many of you went with remixed bundles for the update and what are they like?
River is in the river, ocean is in the ocean
You don't mine for cave jelly, you fish for it
thankies
this is true. but I caught a lava eel and just stuck it in a pond. Now I have more cave jelly than the others. š
Ideally at B100F
i meant what level do i fish xD
20 and 60 also have it but waaaaaay less common there
Any
TBH River is also in a lot of places that aren't rivers at all. River is more "freshwater" than actual river.
I got a lot of my river jelly while fishing for Sturgeons in the mountains
The horse book says you just get a little extra speed but damn, I feel like I'm flying
Nice
100 will give highest rates
I mean close enough.
You can get river jelly from the hecking desert if you cast in exactly the right place
for the trout derby: is the wiki saying 33% chance per single rainbow trout catch to get a golden ticket legit
It felt lower to me, maybe 25%ish
gotten 17 rainbow trout (with the bait maker), two tags from fish, two from chests (pirate)
does anybody know how the queen of suace book works?
so i'm starting to think my ass it's 33%
Teaches you every Q.o.S. recipe you missed
That's normal, the casting in the right place thing is just strats for efficient farming.
mr.qis mystery box cutscene made me skip the junimo fixing cutscene D:
ohhh i forgot this exists, where can i find this?
i just gives u all the recipes if im right
I get that it works but I would not agree that it is anything resembling normal
I just realized something
it didnt
Willy never sells actual fish in his shop if you don't sell any fish.
And he doesn't have the "I caught a fish!" indicator, except for the quality bobber cutscene and ice festival event.
oh
bookseller
oh wait it only gives u the recipes from the tv channel mb
It's just part of the desert fishing table, you get it from the regular pond as well
All cooking recipes that you learn from QotS
Recipes from other sources you need to learn yourself
he just chillin
like an old guy on fishing
just sits and sips a drink
Our grandpappy's fishing pole is better than his grandpappy's fishing pole
what are these then
You can win the grange display with all fish.
Willy is attempting this and laments that his score is shit
I like to think he doesn't announce when he gets one, my image of Willy needs to stay intact
/j
Not from Queen of Sauce
Is that one Poi?
Leo friendship recipe?
coctail i guess
no idea
Mango pudding
Mango Sticky Rice and Poi I think?
So yeah the Q.o.S. cookbook worked fine, those two have nothing to do with Q.o.S.
rice*
Leo 7 hearts in mail and ummmm I think thatās the one Gus sells if heās running the tiki bar at the resort
thanks!
oh lord @_@ i haven't been working on leo at all
mango rice from leo 7 and poi from leo 3
Both from Leo. Well, that solves that
just spam iridium feathers
Oh both Leo he likes duck feathers and mangos for best gifts
i used stardrop tea to reach 13 hearts
in one day from 10
nice thing
don't know where i got 5 of them from
If you donāt have those any universal love or an easy liked gift is spice berries donāt forget the star drop tea is unaffected by the gift limit and is 1 heart on normal days and 3 hearts on birthdays great for spamming someone friendship easy @ornate loom
ive been using stardrop tea to just immediately get leo i aint going to the island every day to talk to him.
2 stardrop teas and an iridium loved gift is almost 10 hearts on a birthday
An easier almost-universal gift is Earth Crystal. A Crystalarium will produce two in a day, and everyone except Pierre and Linus likes it
does double treasure bobber stack? I've yet to encounter my first golden treasure.
I recommend spice berry because what else will you do with them and easy to get iridium with botanist
no as i remember
I like that concept
I mean, after Mastery? Tapper is kinda valid with Mystic Syrup
did you take angler or pirate cause ive been wondering if pirate influences the chances or not
Itās such an easy love bomb
cant tell if i was just really lucky hitting golden treasure chests
Botanist I still think is my preferred
i have angler. 
"I just met this guy but he gave me an iridium mango and 2 weird tea and I kinda feel like I'm ready to die for him"
I met him on my birthday I think I wanna move to where he lives and leave my family
I mean it's apparently really hecking good tea
We finally got something more stoned than Emily /j
I bet it makes you feel nice as hell for someone to just straight up love you lol
I believe itās just shy of 10 hearts to do that so you will need to give 1 more gift or talk to them for like half a week to top it off
Fair enough
Cause an iridium loved gift is just shy of 4 full hearts on a birthday
I think itās 960 friendship
With a heart being 250
Yeah, the inventory space savings are more valuable than the income TBH
Each tea is 750 points on a birthday
750 * 2 + 960 is 2460 with 2500 being 10 hearts
Sometimes im tempted to go the Tree chopping one for the chance to drop hardwood from trees but each time i steel myself
Thatās a ridiculous love bomb
You can also talk to them for 20 friendship don't forget
I think 3 teas and a like gift also works and I believe that will max friendship on a birthday but itās a lot to get a mass amount of tea so i prefer 2 teas and a loved gift
people who forgot to get friendship with leo now going on his birthday with an iridium feather and 4 stardrop tea
can someone help? i got a jewels of the sea book and is it a permanent buff? how to use it
Yeah thatās 980
right click
Thatās too much
Just 2
dang i feel dumb rn
it should appear in your special items tab in the menu, purple star icon
Doesnt doing things with the parrots also raise friendship with leo or am i crazy?
Leo sandy and dwarf I think will be my goto team love bomb people I always forget to gift them
I can't believe the one thing I was missing from the special items tab was a Leo and Jas cutscene that gives me 5x spring onion sell price
The stardrop tea is insanely op on birthdays
It took me so long to realize they were not bound to the daily or weekly gift limits
I wish Leo gave more cutscenes to Jas and Vincent
that's so nice
I think that might be the hardest special item to get, since it's specifically during spring that you get the cutscene
And you need to max out their friendships before the end of Year 2 Spring, cause you AIN'T maxxing them out on Year 1
I had no idea you could until 3 days ago
though leo is a little weird for hiding in the bushes and watchin jas skip rope so maybe thats not the best idea.
I'm convinced i'm never gonna get the spring onion mastery because... vincent.
Iām so glad this is its own screen it was so awkward when mods added key items and they had to make the key items a scrolling bar
My problem is Jas
Vincent is easy. Grapes and Snails
I have no clue what Jas likes that is easy to obtain
even has space for a good 27 more items down there
The description just makes it sounds like another universal loved gift which is kinda true but it has its own rules
That's harsh
Unironically I did Skull Cavern dives just to get Fairy Boxes cause i didnt want to wait around for loved Jas gifts
I had everyone on max hearts except for the kids and alex
the kids does not mean leo because leo's cool
Fairy roses are quite easy but I often save the couple of free pink cakes for her
Easiest is plum pudding TBH. That or you actually grow a field of fairy roses for gifting.
any suggestions to catch the lava eel cus i found it buts its a little fast im lvl 7 fishing btw with the 2nd best fishing rod
Which fishing rod is the 2nd best
Fiberglass
yeah fiber one
Wait...
Not like youāll use them for fairy dust anymore with mystic syrup
...Are you sure
Well, now fiberglass is the third best. But that's not what matters
for catching that fast eel
Get the iridium rod and attach a trap bobber
currently 2nd best is iridium but should we really count mastery
Trap Bobber is a big help for anything with that much fight
If you have food that boosts your fishing skill, that increases the green bar size
Get iridium rod so you can use trap bobber if you're struggling. +fishing food helps too
Willy sells trout soup that adds 1, there is Dish o' the Sea which adds 3
deluxe bait is nice too
Id rather use the Fairy Rose for Fairy Dust, just personally.
I mean as opposed to just growing them for honey lol
spamming mystic syrup with fairy dust for treasure totems is nice. i don't know if it's related or just luck I get a hundreds of omni geodes from ginger island spots on Geode buff days.
No its legit crazy how many gedoes you get from using the Treasure Totems on Ginger islands
I love that they probably made geode crusher a no coal cost machine because of this
they did?
yeh
wait wtf i didnt know they made it no coal now
thats interesting
does it crack open the boxes too?
nah still only clint
No
I thought it was because fish smoker require them
Still need Clint for the fancy stuff
CA didn't want to make the townsfolk completely redundant
You know thereās an easy way to get dust now
I saw a skunk at the bus stop. What is this?
i mean it's probably because no one used geode crushers before because of so many other things more useful that it.
You can trade mystic syrup for dust
This is the only cutscene I go out of my way to lower my hearts with someone
but imagine wasting coal on 999 omni geodes or worse cracking 999 omni geodes at clints
Mine is pennys 2 heart she should not be coddled for an ableist mentality to not push a wheelchair without asking if the person needs help
That's probably because it was useless before. Cost 25g and no time to crack it at Clint, versus a coal (worth around 250g if you ever buy coal) to use crusher. Only usecase was genuinely the exploit where you could use crushers to duplicate geode results for double prismatic shard or whatever.
I have my opinions on that one but that's not the topic so-
Yeah but Mystic Syrup takes a while to get, with a sell cost of 3000 and its like 5 mahogany seeds i might as well just sell the syrup and get fairy rose seeds from Pierre in the fall.
The thing with Demetrius is that it's NOT about the classification of Tomato, is that Robin asked him for fruit
And this mf genuinely thinks she wanted tomatoes
My brother. In christ.
I suspect it's more like...
I genuinely think Demetrius has the tism
That doesn't mean shit
He saw tomatoes, remembered they are a fruit, remembered he was asked to pick up fruit... and didn't stop to think about what it means
I'm autistic too, why tf would I bring tomatoes when someone asks me for fruit?
Wdym I always used them lol
It's like "Get me water" and gets them ice cubes
Fruit obviously
does anyone know if the coal drop buff from the statue count for dust sprites or only on mining?
I mean sure Iām also autistic but you forgot autism is a spectrum disorder just because you experience something with autism doesnāt make it representative of all autistic people
Is it water? yea, does it make sense to bring ice cubes when they want water? lol
I didn't say he's like me? LMAO
It's just the ice cubes thing
I also agree that doesnāt make the way Demetrius acts at time ok for robins mental health
it's obviously a vegetable because i can't dehydrate it.

without spoiling anything, can someone help me understand this?
No
hard mode.
harder, harder cave
spoilers
Well, it looks like a button and a skull carving on the wall behind it.
Itās just the shrine equivalent of dangerous skull caverns
Yeah but technically it's a fruit
Itās not a new thing itās just the qi quest version of skull caverns from 1.5 but now you can activate it whenever after doing the quest once
are you sure there's no way to tell me how to activate without spoiling anything? like, "quest from gus" or "quest item from x" etc
It's not rlly about that tho
guys i think demetrius is in the chat
okay awesome thanks :D
once you press it, your life will flash before your eyes
LMAO
you won't believe what some people drink other than the milk
XDDDDDDDDDDD
I know it's a fruit, but I told him it's a veggie just because I refuse to agree with this guy
If you know the shrine thatās similar at the bottom of the mines from 1.5 same idea
it's a fruit?
tbh im a demetrius defender it is a fruit, and maybe he saw that tomatoes were on sale. They're a cheap fruit though he should have just asked the farmer for fruit at that point but
it has seeds and it grows from the flower of its plant
I don't trust him, but the guy says it is /j
oh great now we have the culinary definition, botanical definition, and stardew definition of fruit
I'm annoyed I can't out-pedant him and say "both, you see fruits are actually a subcategory of vegetables"
Get salmon berries from the ground
It's scientifically a fruit, but used as a vegetable in the kitchen
this was NOT written by demetrius
Get plums, ANYTHING from the grounds
my grandfather is a farmer, I once asked him if tomato is a fruit. He made me eat a fruit salad with tomatoes.
My guys comes back with tomatoes, come on.
Robin wanted to make a fruit salad or something.
Demetrius got tomatoes because he's a scientist
wrong message
yeah that's called a culinary vegetable
I wish there was an option saying "Technically, both"
Idk I feel some Demetrius hate is justified some is literally guised misunderstanding of some I donāt dare use the term mid functioning but you get my point people who would be classified in that range when that was a classification
It's also just rlly think to think that someone would want a tomatoe when they say they want a fruit
But putting Tomatoes in Fruit Salads is something people do
Yes it's classified as a fruit, but it's used as a vegetable. So it's both a fruit and a vegetable in a weird, quantum way.
Ah yes, salsa
Listen, I do not want to call ketchup a smoothie
Tomato: Not so Civil War
Translate, 'cause I'm not sure what that connects to the tomato thing
Tru, but we don't know if she was going to make a fruit salad too
Banana Ketchup has entered the chat
If you wanna be real technical, all edible fruits are also vegetables. Vegetables are literally just any part of a plant you eat, which includes fruit.
One of Robin's favorite foods is Spaghetti, so... the tomato might've honestly helped with that
Anyway I'm about to go give Robin some rocks
If she wanted tomato, I truly think she'd just specifically ask for tomatoes tho
...Her scaffold is in the way because she's building my Stable 
You make the assumption that everyone can connect what Robin means by fruit but social context like that is exactly what is hard for some people who have more severe autism case itās why we should get rid of the terms ālow functioning and high functioningā it suggests a binary for autism that doesnāt exist
But when someone says fruit, it's like 99,9% chance it's something that more fruit than a tomato
I still don't understand why Dad gives me rocks
Also, here's another thing I just realized.
Demetrius came home with an entire bucket of tomatoes
Then he could at least ask if she meant fucking tomatoes, it's not that deep bruh
even if I were a stonemason it would be weird to give me fucking rocks
Not a variety of fruits, just specifically tomatoes
With what cell phone
I mean im not autistic id still get Robin tomatoes she wants fruit, she likes Spaghetti. Shed probably like the taste of tomatoes, tomatoes are a fruit and you know what theres some weird instances of people in anime who like tomatos for some reason
We're out in the sticks, there's not likely to be a cell tower around here
Asking for generic "fruit" is weird anyway. Like, a passionfruit and a pear are not remotely interchangeable
Before leaving the house? they don't have cellphones
He didn't stop to think about which kind of fruit until the first one he saw (tomatoes)
True
I wanna make a fruit salad, get me some fruits please
buys 72 pears
no demetrius
It's still the ice cubes thing for me tbh
I like how people managed to invent stuff that can teleport physical matter in an instant, but the moment they need to only transmit information, that's when it got too difficult
buys 72 pears
Oh man, it's the guy my math textbook warned me about
hahahah fr
what's the worst fruit to put in fruit salads
he does have a computer though doesnt he?
durians?
my guy went to marnie, bought a bucket, went back to pierre and bought his whole stock of tomatoes
Durians for sure
A valid criticism of Demetrius I think is he refusal to acknowledge he has a stepson
I personally wouldn't do the fruit thing but I did relate to Demetrius to some degree because I've done stuff when someone didn't specifically spell things out for me and I've dealt with allistics going "why would you even do that"
Probably mistletoe berries
Doesn't the telephone furniture item work anywhere in the game?
Dial-up internet existed long before cell phones (and more importantly their infrastructure) became commonplace
I'd think they do have cellphones tho, he had ways of contacting her
A Valid Criticism of Demetrius is that he is just a bad father in general, he ignores sebastian and just babies maru
idk maybe citrus?
Cell phones never appear or are mentioned in stardew only rotary phones
plasma tv but no cell phones is crazy
Sebastian is better off without Dem anyway
"Really, babe. A Pear? I was gonna bake an Apple Pie. Ugh."
An electrical socket is way easier to get out in the sticks than a cell tower
Yes I went through that in moments I can't even count 'cause they were too many, but tomatoes when they want generic fruit is still beyond me
Also realistically he could of left his phone at home itās a small town he was only going to the market
And the farmer only able to answer the classification of tomato didn't feel right too, I wanted to say they both lacked communication
That's the point of that scene
To be fair, the farmer didn't have much context
Demetrius is trying to clear it up but Robin's too busy being mad so he's stuck on defense mode
We the player did hear most of the argument, but the farmer only heard "Would you call a tomato a fruit?"
The farmer's intervention nudges Robin off-balance long enough for Demetrius to explain himself
(Unless you say it's a vegetable I guess, in which case he's probably fucked)
I was pretty sure Leah's significant other had a cellphone on their cutscene but I don't really care about the matter to go deeper to be entirely honest
Tbf demetrius and robin do not seem like a stable relationship
assuming they didn't press their ear to the door the whole time
Actually no if you say Vegetable all Demetrius says is "huh thought a farmer would know the difference"
everybody knows the farmer is some type of beholder and can see things that are obstructed or far away.
and then he just continues with the scene
Does that matter? Leah wasn't, because Stardew Valley is out in the middle of nowhere
The farmer went inside before Robin said she wanted fruit right?
then Demetrius REALLY becomes a dick
it's one of those facebook interaction bait images like
which is correct?
(image of jesus) vegetable
(image of the devil) fruit
Cell phones exist but there's no infrastructure for them in the Valley
Im regards to just their relationship, they seem fine. Not every couple is perfect
Is a tree a plant? 
Might be a satellite phone, Kel is supposedly some kind of bigshot successful city person
Yea, I imagined only them had one because they're from the city
Nuh uh
Oh I agree 2 people can be fine and not bad on their own but toxic in a relationship
But same thing still, they have a lot of technology but no cellphones lol
I think they just prefer not using it
"Is tomato a fruit or a vegetable?"
"Vegetable?"
"Thought you would know the difference but guess not"
I will say that is something a dick would ends up saying and then at the end of the conversaiton he still THANKS you for saying Vegetable
that's precisely why CA should make robin marriable
There are places even in America with no cell phone infrastructure
Hey y'all
I don't think they seem all that stable either
A cell phone is just an expensive brick in those places
get this man a true
Differently than the other couples, it's like their couple problems are more apparent
Kel could use a cell phone in Zuzu City because there would be cell phone infrastructure there
Not really. It's pretty accurate to turn-of-the-millennium rural towns from what I remember
At least it's what I can remember, I remember more of what they disagree
and while we're on the topic of Demetrius can we talk about how he bought his wife the same power saw brand twice
"we're lucky to have cable in this middle of nowhere town"
"That brands so neat i think ill buy it again"
put apparent in bold because pierre and caro have commitment problems
Not really what? I also don't think they like using phones
Do we have cable or are we actually using airwaves
Not just the same brand the same MODEL
no cables, we have satellite.
Commitment problems? I can't remember that either tbh lol
those antennas need some steel wool to get the satellite info
I still donāt think their relationship is toxic, I think it has flaws but not toxic lol
if not actual commitment problems like in the "abigail is wizard's daughter" theory then trust problems
i mean the sheep make iridium wool...
Ooh, I see, true
It'd hard to believe the wizard x abigail thing is just a theory sometimes ngl
Do crops still wither without water?
I think there's a line where she says she paints her hair though? well.
I don't think Caroline was implied to necessarily be together with Pierre at that point, plus it was 20 years ago or so.
That's a Rune Factory thing, I think
I thought they did
the problem is that she never did
Not a Stardew thing
It kindof is. Its pretty weird Robin likes Quartz But Demetrius dislikes it
Caroline does say that Abigail's hair used to be around the same color as Pierre's once
Nope
then why does he wonder if she's his child
Wait really?
all the women of stardew valley eat rocks
I don't remember that tbh-
I have memories of them dying from no water
Because Abigail looks nothing like him
A chestnut brown, were her exact words
Damn I want into the mastery cave but I'm at 4 foraging and 10 everything else 
Idk most of their heart event together involve an argument
no i mean they must have already been together when caro had abigail
do any of the parent and child npcs look like each other?
Oh well
alll the parent events are about a fight between them and their spouses
Maru's hair was recolored from brown to reddish in beta, to better reflect Robin's DNA
Kent yells at his wife cuase popcorn reminds him of the war with the gotoro empire.
Vincent and Sam for sure. And Maru.
and then you have the other side
So the theory doesn't really make sense unless we believe that she was just being deceitful?
Vince and Sam's entire family is the Anime Hair Fam
Tbf ptsd is real and he does apologize afterwards
nvm Penny is definitely the spitting image of Pam.
That's why I think she was just being deceitful tbh... there's just so many proof
Sam's real dad is actually Guile
why would the wizard just say that
Fr lol
its more of a response to the "most of their events are about them fighting", like pierres "hidden stash"
Yeah unless bro slept with a woman in town he would never say that dialog lmao
"oh haha lmao no it's jas actually"
I kinda like that CA never added a conclusion to this theory in 1.6 honestly, it's cool to speculate
You're his best friend at the point he says it, dude needs someone to confide in.
it could also be Jas
What about the other 3 dialogue
CA said heāll never confirm if itās Abigail or Emily or someone else
Like, it's not from nowhere that the theory is mostly towards Abigal
thought he had enough junimos and elementals to talk to at this point in his life
Yea, he has absolutely no reason to so that's pretty obvious
one of the hallmarks of good worldbuilding is that you don't make everything obvious
Exactly
...Tbh there is a lot of circumstantial evidence pointing squarely at Abigail fwiw
Emily is the next best option people think because look at her heart events she got something magic going on about her
You think the wizard stays in his tower to let the farmer have a chance at women
And basically none for anyone else
Mystery is a great way to make ppl communicate in a community
All the in-game stuff points towards Abigail. Jas theory is literally just "Jas also has purple hair." And Emily theory is "Emily is spiritually inclined."
Her thing feels different than Wizard's
The woke theory is all 3 are his kids and he's a menace
i do like unanswered questions like if the Old Mariner is Willys Dad.
Maybe he's ace and Caroline was just sort of an exception. That happens sometimes
Facts
She's just vibing, not magic
and / or Birdies husband
emily is an idiot there's actual magic in the world and she chooses to take the hippy yoga stones route
Heās carolinesexual
This one right here āļø
He was married before the affair with Caroline
everyone in stardew at least 18 years younger than the wizard is actually his kid
The wizard is our other grandpa
Actually the new wizard catalogue you buy from krobus has an interesting piece of dialogue
Nah, I think our other grandpa might be Mr. Qi
so that's why we only get to know the grandpa
Well, tbh does anyone in the village actually believes in Wizard's magic though?
Like, I only remember ppl saying they're weirded out or scared, but never saying anything
tfrom the wizard
if they get scared it means they believe it to some degree
P much just Linus but they stay away from him too, except Gus
I've always imagined that Wizard didn't want them to know 'cause it'd be chaotic as hell
the guild probably does and linus
The townsfolk will literally see the wizard teleport and say "he can't afford a car" tragic really
I think it's exactly because they don't know that they stay away, the Wizard says many times they're afraid of the unknown
The problem with wizards being real is that if their presence becomes public knowledge, they might be freaking drafted into the war against Gotoro
lines from the maze event in fall suggest that they either know magic is real or think the wizard is JACKED
Yea only them, but they do have reasons to, especially the guild
I mean there are actual confirmed monsters and ghost in the world that people know about
MUSCLE WIZARD CASTS FIST
I don't think a wizard is all that crazy
muscular wizard casts throw enemy
Counterpoint, how do you conscript a wizard
monsters are supranatural compared to our world but the NPCs don't have that frame of reference
People literally know your in a guild that fights monsters 
Very carefully
Itās been confirmed in spirits eve many of the monsters townfolks believe to be fake
for all they know monsters could be a product of natural selection
Fr tho, how these mf saw a 'living' dead skeleton and doesn't belive the Wizard-
Hell.
He was able to pull Caroline in her youth when she was seeing Pierre, who was apparently a serious athlete at the time (boxer)
they're seeing shadow people and skeletons and thinking yeah this is cool
A number of the villagers actively go into the mines though
I'll get a squid kid and throw inside their house, see if they believe lmao
Its pretty hard to think monsters r fake when u fight them
theres also the slay monsters quests.
Huh, who? except Abigail
Only Abigail wants to go down there and the adventurers guild
I mean, go inside level 0 is different than going down
Marlon and Linus, I suppose
Abigail, linus, marlon rescue u from the mines when u die
linus has lines about the mines right
But Marlon is the guild and Linus is friends with the Wizard
Clint mentions being able to fight monsters, and Lewis hires you to clear monsters out (presumably someone went in there and saw them)
So they don't count
also they greet THE SLIMES
I wish Marlon interacted more with the town
We're talking about the citizen of Pelican town, ordinary ppl
Also yeah clint
Linus literally hangs out with the wizard at some festivals and the adventurers guild are the ones who bring the monsters to spirits eve of course they know itās real
Demetrius also hires you to kill invasive species in the mines
oH Wait CLINT?? I didn't know he had it in him damn
Clint gets his ore himself from the mines
The mad man.
But only the more natural seeming ones
He's competent at other things, just absolutely not at social/romantic skills
What a polite green slime
linus literally doesn't have influence on the socioeconomical beliefs of the town
Yeah the wizard requests the more supernatural ones
doesn't he say he has iridium infused weaponry at his forge
And he surely doesn't show it then, every time I talk to him it's always... eh
Linus rescues you if you pass out in the mines sometimes.
during the stardew valley fair he shows off iridium weapons
I talked to him recently and he said he really wanted to work with iridium, is all I can remember
i imagine its just something he rarely acquires so he doesn't get to work with it very often
btw does iridium have magical properties in game? it's purple
Ye, didn't notice at all
linus surviving off forage, fruits and the mines, call that dungeon meshi
or is it just really good metal
It'd be nice if the villagers talked about it tho, 'cause it really went over my head
I think it's just a really really good metal
Spirits Eve, he says one of his iridium infused maces would make short work of the skellies
it's pretty lame irl
could be both, i always saw it as something similar to Mythril in other games.
lewis and demetrius send u down into the mines to clear out monsters as well
I should talk more to npcs in events
not only is he used to iridium, he's alloying it
Wizard doesn't like it much so presumably no
oh right his anvil is an iridium alloy
that's a fair assessment
iridium is magic in this game so its different
i wonder how many ingots are needed to make a whole anvil of iridium
i imagine iridium's probably not inherently magical but is really conductive to magic or something
given it's used in making magical objects
like mytril
depends on what you need. titanium won't fly
it will if you throw it hard enough.
Borderlands has Eridium, which is a glowy, purple, alien crystal of sorts.
Doesn't do much in-game aside from a premium currency, but Sirens can use it to multiply their powers to an extreme degree.
also remember that in SDV gold is harder than steel so IRL logic was already thrown out the window way earlier
aluminium will fly further
Funny to think that the convo went from Demetrius > Abigail theory > Wizard > metal /lh
(Gold is also not worth very much, but maybe that's because we're literally next to a mining town)
fricking demetrius
gold is really shit for anything sturdy
its inert
but It flexes too much under relatively little pressure
if gold wasn't as rare we'd have gold electronics
I didnt take material science classes for nothing
fair enough
they still use some gold in most electronics
I think its copper alloy now
its worse but its also waaaay cheaper
yeah but why use it as some coating when you can have all contact points made of gold lol
makes sense, you want as little quantum loss as possible
what's it called again, decoherence?
I odnt even understand how they keep temps that low
@novel parcel You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
I have more faith in the room temp quantum comps
Nah, silver best electrical conductor. Gold is for thermal conductivity though, so we'd be using shit like gold heat sinks.
oh I didn't know that, then why don't we have silver plated cables
all my audio cables are gold coated
Im pretty sure we do
I tried to do a y1 perfection run but grinding to 50 mil is so soulless and boring
Gold contacts are just because gold doesn't tarnish as much as silver
ohh
what he said
...Right, inert
Deluxe bait affects crab pot quality ????
And lowers trash rate
Is that the only bait that affects pots differently?
Gold is a good electrical conductor but worse than copper. Silver is actually better though.
Though I can't see myself really caring about silver-quality crab pot fish...
Wild Bait sometimes gives double now
i didnt know that :0
Lower trash rate helps for those of us without Mariner (which is... most of us)
I don't want fish in my crab pots I want trash
Mariner rocks in co-op since you can just have one Mariner handle all the crab pots
for that sweet sweet passive free cloth
Thanks
Suit yourself. Mariners have infinite lobster bisque and crab cakes
Only way to get non-forageble quality crabpot fish for your aquariums.
I don't think I've ever used a crab pot in all my playthroughs
Same tbh, except for cooking-
You need them for master angler though
That's a stardrop
I've thought about a crab pot heavy run with automate
I always buy at least 1 from willy for CC
Eh, CC doesn't actually require a crab pot unless you have really weird luck
Yea but that's just using them for the bare minimum, not use use them
I don't want to rely on crabs if that's what you mean
Between a rock crab and beach forage, you can complete the crab pot bundle without one. And then it gives you three.
beach forage gives you four items you need five
I think now you also get crab pots from the trout derby and/or squidfest?
I usually complete using 1 crab pot, I'm never lucky like that xd
Yes. Crab. From the mine.
Rock crab. Kill one.
that's too late in the game I want the crab pot bundle for the second bundle
so I can unlock boiler early
????????
They're on 1-20F
Do you just never touch the mine until y2???
no i mean the fishing events
the crab from the mine thing is unreliable
in fact I didn't get one this run
Skill issue (Kill issue)
oh also I didn't touch mines until I get gold pick
what
They probably did some... not-so-casual minmax speedrunning to get the money to buy the ore
Oh, lol
Classic depopulating the stardew waters
The minmax in their nickname always makes me think 'Oh is this yet another minmax businness'
I figure casual minmax would be catfishing in spring, then sturgeons and blueberries in summer
I mean casual as in not resetting for every single mistake and using all available exploits
Perhaps opening the Skull Cavern and Iridium-delving, though I'm not sure that's casual before fall
That'd be me yea, I like having things fast, but not so fast that It gets stressful XD
What kinda minmax does iridium bar grinding land you
More than casual I think?
Used to be (perhaps still is?) the source of money for speedrunners
semicasual?
I like to get SC in summer and farm a bit in y1, so I think I'm semi-casual too
zamiells guide doesn't take into account bait maker and smoker, yet
Targeted bait is nuts for catfish and sturgeon
Hmm lemme look that up
Absolutely worth sacrificing fish for it
you get 5-10 more out of that one fish
K, I'm still learning 1.6, I didn't think about using bait 
I kind of wanna try it again, but in a multiplayer world
I just can't fish in MP, the time doesn't pause
I had like 40-60 blueberry bushes and I think I could have out-earned them with Sturgeon fishing if I weren't trying to do a lot of other things at the same time
Would Riverland actually be the best for minmax cuz of fish smoker or would you try to rush it for standard farm
riverland
A, really ?? š I've always been solo...
damn
because you get it day 1
Having a fish smoker is a head start, but not quite as much of one as you might expect-- since you'd need coal to fuel it
Ye I was thinking that
time never pauses in MP
Yea, figured
yeah but it's easier to get the ball rolling with a few coal than a 10k g recipe
who do i give the advanced tv remote to
george
Let's see, a gold catfish is 300G base, Fisher bumps that to 375G, and then smoking it is 750G but may cost 150G worth of coal if you had to buy from Clint.
That's still p good
Probably won't have Artisan yet at this point
(And I don't wanna think about how much grinding it'd take to get Farming Lv10 with Spring's crappy crops)
you don't, unless your goal is specifically farming lv10 for some reason
The play is... Farming 6 for Q Sprinklers by Summer to water stuff? Or has the meta been refined since?
I still do that, I've been theorycrafting and there doesn't seem to be any other way that matters

Same. That is a solid consensus regarding automation
My impression of skull cavern benefits was that it lets you get ore for sprinklers as well. Would you just buy the ore with fish smoker money?
I do that by default at this point lol
You could, especially in Y1 if you're really rolling in cash
thing is it doesn't always rain in spring and largemouth bass is 50% as effective as catfish
Kale :D
so in non-rainy days you dive
try it it's fun and not as stressful
Perfection y1 is too crackhead for me
layouting the farm is a doozy tho
Get money for y1, try to do other perfection goals for y2
It's getting late... one of these days I should ask what the current meta is for preparing for one's first SC dive, long before I have enough crystalariums to spam stairs properly
bombs
But not right now
Well, how many? I have been getting quite a few from crates washing up on my beach
Summer would you dive or sturgeon
Just unlocked the iridium scythe...not so much a fan. I used it to cut down fiber and it took out my fairy roses for my honey 
There's levels to minmax, and that one is probably in the lower levels in the iceberg xd
It lets you do hilarious things with trellises
I think I'll dive most days, sturgeon kinda has a limit to how much you can earn. sturgeon is good if you want to do a lot of things between fishing
while SC can't be interrupted
Pretty sure every trellis is reachable with the iridium scythe
sturgeon makes as much money as catfish btw
Makes sense
If you were an absolute lunatic for pale ale
It turns my brain to mush
Pam looking farmer
I'm thinking of giving up aha
Same xd
I won't even try
I wish meadowland was more interesting for minmax, being the new hip farm and all
That's why I stay away from deeper levels of minmaxing, but it's something really personal
I do advise in trying if you feel like it tho
I don't think I would even do it, and I'm the one who came up with that layout. Ancient Fruit is just... 1/7th as much time/effort
isn't it 8000 gold headstart? that's meager and you can't use it right away like with parsnips or smoker
Sometimes there's a funny trick you can learn from minmaxers that you can apply without too much stress/madness
That's what I'm saying, it's not a huge head start
Err, you can't exactly use the parsnips right away either
By crying? I already did that.
This āļø
It's usually what I do and it's what I'm doing with meadowlands
At least the chickens give Farming EXP even on Day 1
how much EXP again
5 per pet, 5 per egg
I now keep it in my farming chest for just crops hahaha lesson learned
I once mathed out a no crops run on how many pets and produce gathering I would need to hit farming 10. I gave up on that run idea
Crops are just king smh
oh lol eggs give the same amount of energy as parsnips
Animals are surprisingly legitimate in the earlygame. Especially since they cost zero energy to use
is there no special reward for max mastery?
Grandpa will pat you on the shoulder
...I am not making that up.
i want him to give me material possessions
10 farming exp for the first 4 days = 40, 20 after that
I retract my statement that's pretty good
I'm not minmaxing, but I'm happy getting SC in summer and starting to dive already, deluxe coop and barn by early fall and stuff
Not stressful, I did use some minmaxing stuff but I don't feel like I'm doing it
compared to non-riverland
Oh wait he does.
His hat!
the dude isnt even material himself anymore
The man really arranged for his nightcap to be delivered here from his deathbed because that's the hat he was wearing when his favorite grandkid saw him for the last time
(...alive)
(...not that that means much to him anymore)
one small problem tho. you can't get farming lv 1 day 4 from chickens alone like with parsnips
do i wanna commit to my current farm as my main farm, or be a lil quirky and have another more proper Main farm. hmm
well tbh we do have his farm xD
Does Farming Lv1 even do anything for animals?
(I'm doing a modded 1.6 farm and not modded 1.6 farm and completely forgot romancing the wizard isn't normally allowed)
You don't need scarecrows and you don't need fertilizer
i always forget fertilizer recipes existā¦
Can we talk about how obnoxious basic sprinklers are to do layouts for
You do. The coop is an additional source of exp and money
I make few to none for this exact reason
In co-op, you can often skip them entirely for Quality Sprinklers
Especially when it needs an Iron Bar. Ew
Its not min max but I'm tempted to just do copper watering can and get to lv6 by hand
Hell, in solo you can do it anyway
2820 + 2420 = 1040
ig that's enough exp in spring to do kale in one go, but you need more regular sprinklers
This is just normal play anyway, that's valid
like buying time with sprinklers and chickens
I'm in mid Fall Y1 and I still have the basic watering can due to unusual circumstances
It's what I always do, they're so annoying
Watering Can upgrades don't save as much Energy as you might expect, given how the Energy cost scaling works
I have enough rain totems to not worry about upgrading the can until y2
Whoever I'm also at fall y1, iridium pickaxe but my watering can is still copper lol
I don't have Pigs and can't get truffles until Y2. I just used Basic Retaining Soil for my sand plots on the Beach farm.
I sprinklered the hell out of that one normal soil plot tho
Does it even save time?
Literally just let them grow for a while then get MUCHO SEEDS
man beach farm was a mess, imagine I tried minmaxing on it
The only reason to upgrade the cans to me is time when you're planting stuff in a new season
But that's only if you don't prepare the ground one day before, like planting fiber seeds or whatever
and got perfection y2 nonetheless
mouse1, A, mouse1, A, mouse 1, A.
S. mouse 1, D, mouse1, D.
I'm not even sure! It certainly wouldn't have helped me at all with Basic Retaining Soil and its unpredictable dry pattern
...Huh?
it does, since time doesn't pause during the watering animation
Oh damn
simulation of trying to water a field of crops in fall with basic watering can
i would like to know what prompted you to reply to a message i sent quite a little while ago
Maybe Copper watering can is back on the menu
Use clay retention
Nnnnnno? Did you never learn to sweep-water with the basic can?
im not mad im just intrigued
but if you're minmaxing you water like 3 times a year anyway except in the early game
whats the highest lv a trinket can get?
Iāll bite, what is sweep-watering?
depends
For me I just wanna avoid crafting regular sprinklers aha
fairy, 5
parrot, 4
ice rod and quiver, perfect
that's pretty understandable lol
I don't remember
Sprinklers can suck it theyre more than making a steel can
Once you've made 5 sprinklers you've dusted a can upgrade
Also does minmax craft a bunch of iridium sprinklers or does it mainly settle for quality as a compromise
alright
there's no reason to go to iridium unless you're fighting for space on the farm, since you will have quality sprinklers anyway
Just buy iridium sprinklers from Krobus tbh
Click and hold the mouse button and sweep the cursor across the tiles that need watering. This actually stops working once you upgrade it to copper, since then you charge it up instead (though that's not why I didn't upgrade it)
what does that do?
Waters crops with less carpal tunnel.
Works in earlygame
Stops working once you upgrade, which most farmers would want to do since they're not on the Beach farm using retaining soil
hmm somehow I didn't have problems with my mouse when so many others do
do you click again after?
After what?
after you sweep