I use vim
#programmers-off-topic
cinder karma
tranquil grove
I see lua in a lot of random games but I've yet to try writing any 
steel kraken
I used to be python pilled in notepad++ and then I tried Typescript in 2017 and then I had to go back to python for a quick server script and found the experience miserable
prisma flume
the experience is miserable 🤝
cinder karma
Bluebs, python has dictionaries and lists
As separate date types
Floats and ints are also separated
steel kraken
I even tried the early iterations of pythons typed stuff and it just fell apart instantly
devout vault
Mozart is such a menace
cinder karma
A cute menace
prisma flume
typescript does at least have "elegant" simplicity with async/await. just thinking about dealing with asyncio for the mini-jukebox causes me pain
dusty pollen
Bluebs, python has dictionaries and lists
javascript called, it says python’s a chump
devout vault
He just jumped onto my desk (in the process knocking over 2-3 things and opening firefox's task manager), stayed for like 5 seconds, and then ran off
(hence why I have no picture for you)
steel kraken
Lua's superpower is that its trivial to embed into C++ games because the stock Lua runtime is practically a single C file with no dependencies
prisma flume
maybe it's time for jukebox-ts 🙂↕️
cinder karma
prisma flume
python packages also add days to my age in mere minutes
cinder karma
U dont use uv
red crest
CoffeeScript Jukebot?
prisma flume
i use sunscreen if thats what u mean
cinder karma
Thank u
devout vault
anyways behold
prisma flume
farming simulator. stardew valley confirmed???
red crest
Farming Simulator huh
prisma flume
quote stardew valley developer "yeah it [...] garbage"
article dated 2026/02/09
tranquil grove
oh, I still recognize those thumbnails from your homepage 
it's been a while
cinder karma
javascript called, it says python’s a chump
I just want an int
The ability to redefine the constant 5 is also fun
I legitimately love @lru_cache
devout vault
I've done a farming game even earlier than that one (2012), by the way
cinder karma
And I legit used it to fix my runtime a few weeks back because I ended up using ast again
devout vault
First commit of this repo was in 2011
https://github.com/spacechase0/Farming-Game
Worked on with a friend at the time
(one of the few people from back then I'm still in contact with, though we don't chat very often)
prisma flume
did Stardew Valley rip off Farming Game by stardew developer???
article dated 2026/02/09
prisma flume
I just want an int
you're welcome to use floor anytime you like 🙂↕️
steel kraken
My preferred way is to do the cursed methods of using any bitwise operation
cinder karma
Thanks I hate it
steel kraken
cinder karma
(I knew aboit that....it was in the wasm precursor)
devout vault
did Stardew Valley rip off Farming Game by stardew developer???
article dated 20...
I mean the oldest SDV video on CA's channel is 2012, and it's not like he would've been made it overnight, so if anything we might've started at a similar time 😛
cinder karma
But still. Thanks, I hate Javascript
prisma flume
why is this a feature
steel kraken
you can't do bitwise operations on an IEEE floating point number
so it has to become internally an actual integer again
cinder karma
You sure can if you're brave
devout vault
you can't do bitwise operations on an IEEE floating point number
smh, you just aren't code criming enough
red crest
Taking notes on this
prisma flume
lang of the free. home of the brave
cinder karma
points. See, bits!
Isnt the quake fast inverse square root reinterpreting floats as ints
steel kraken
I actually learnt this pattern as an aside from an engineer that was working on one of the major JS engines at the time and since then its been my goto way of flooring unless I need readability
also looks to be slightly faster than floor as well, somehow.
(the array and other stuff is just to ensure the JIT doesn't try to be clever and optimize it out)
cinder karma
Makes sense lol
Have u heard of lifting an import out of global into local for python
steel kraken
also yes a fast way to empty an array is to assign to the length property 0
cinder karma
It's noticeably fsster
red crest
I tried to find what Math.floor was doing behind the scenes and saw one implementation from some google owned url Ive already forgotten that had a check for -0 specifically so maybe thats the "somehow"
cinder karma
def f(x, _math=math)
Button i remember benching the difference between casting to an int and math.floor in c#
red crest
// ECMA 262 - 15.8.2.9
function MathFloor(x) {
x = TO_NUMBER_INLINE(x);
// It's more common to call this with a positive number that's out
// of range than negative numbers; check the upper bound first.
if (x < 0x80000000 && x > 0) {
// Numbers in the range [0, 2^31) can be floored by converting
// them to an unsigned 32-bit value using the shift operator.
// We avoid doing so for -0, because the result of Math.floor(-0)
// has to be -0, which wouldn't be the case with the shift.
return TO_UINT32(x);
} else {
return %MathFloorRT(x);
}
}
(I don't know what/where MathFloorRT is)
steel kraken
// ES6 #sec-math.floor
extern macro Float64Floor(float64): float64;
transitioning javascript builtin MathFloor(
js-implicit context: NativeContext)(x: JSAny): Number {
try {
ReduceToSmiOrFloat64(x) otherwise SmiResult, Float64Result;
} label SmiResult(s: Smi) {
return s;
} label Float64Result(f: float64) {
return Convert<Number>(Float64Floor(f));
}
}
'unless i need readability' sounds like half of my workmates 
oh how i hate seeing the little things like condition ? null : function() instead of an if-statement
devout vault
I like ternary operators, but not when used like that 😛
Other bad uses being stuff like nested ones (especially on the same line, potentially without clarifying parenthesis)
red crest
I also love ternary operators but even that to me looks worse than the niceness of a single line if (condition) function()
prisma flume
i looked at Shovel Mod once and quit for life
devout vault
What did you quit?
cinder karma
Shovel isnt the worst
I dont think shovel has any part where I use an int as a bitflag
devout vault
How is that supposed to be bad
prisma flume
What did you quit?
atra's code 🙂↕️
devout vault
Hmm
I see your point but don't entirely agree
Either way, it doesn't quit compare to https://github.com/spacechase0/SpaceCore_SDV/issues/2
cinder karma
(Anyways, as far as I care, I do not have the heart or drive to mod. So it's fully irrelevant.)
prisma flume
steel kraken
'unless i need readability' sounds like half of my workmates <:SDVdemetriums:702...
I would be guilty of stuff like that if I'm in the middle of JSX where it kinda needs to be a singular expression so I can't use if statements.
but I would make it !condition && function() in that scenario or !condition ? function() : null if the null is very critical (it isn't in jsx)
prisma flume
i've seen !condition && function() in here as well and i hate it and i hate it and i hate it
cinder karma
prisma flume
so many obvious js-isms people fall over without testing like doing !int to test for nullishness only to have things fall apart when given 0
cinder karma
The whole point of the mod was making everything into something you can pick up
The shovel was just....okay I'm too on topic
I hate the fact that python doesnt have ??
prisma flume
with null coalescing comes non-null responsibility
steel kraken
Don't forget the !!someVariable to convert truthy-ness into an actual boolean
cinder karma
Thanks I hate that
(That's in python too technically)
But bool(thing) also works
My least favorite thing in python still has to be how obnoxious type annotations are
prisma flume
things spoken by those who do not use asyncio
red crest
blueberry am I allowed to pronounce that like uh-since-ee-oh do you think
cinder karma
A-sink-eee-o
prisma flume
it's pronounced as written in the original latin
cinder karma
things spoken by those who do not use asyncio
Smh
Asynchronous is horrible no matter the language
steel kraken
tbh I enjoy JS/TS and C#'s async handling
little furnace
I mean, I like asynchronous, as long as I don't have to implement it.
prisma flume
i look forward to async in typescript. i welcome it into my home. i offer it tea. i spit on python async await
red crest
.then(() => {
.then(() => {
.then(() => {
.then(() => {
Only part of C# async I dislike is legacy of needing ConfigureAwait(false) because the default is true and Bad Things™ happen if you are inconsistent
prisma flume
.then(() => { is a choice 🙂↕️
devout vault
Only part of C# async I dislike is legacy of needing ConfigureAwait(false) becau...
Isn't there also Bad Things™ if you do async void MyFunc() as well
prisma flume
i want jukebox.ts but i do not want to write jukebox.ts
devout vault
Like really hard to debug bad things
steel kraken
async void will crash the process if it throws an exception unless therre is a global handler to catch it
devout vault
yeah that
steel kraken
tbh the JS based jukebox I have on my personal server now ships some python to correctly decode some youtube schenanigans because the JS libraries got discontinued
prisma flume
again literally everyone else at work uses .then(() => { instead of just await or any of our once/when extensions
steel kraken
even then its struggling to keep up and wont play some youtube videos inconsistently
prisma flume
yeah we've shuttered the jukebox here for now since ytdlp is struggling
steel kraken
then(() => {}) scares me purely because why are you waiting for it to run without getting the return value
red crest
That means the Jukebox Junkie role is now FOMO content
cinder karma
Sometimes I dont care about the return value sinz
prisma flume
sometimes you simply don't care about the return value. frontend visual fluff and all
steel kraken
though one of the few places I use then instead of await is let myData = await fetch("/some-json-api").then(res => res.json())
prisma flume
i do not know 🙂↕️ mini-jukebox is offline
steel kraken
but im very much async/await first, and only go to then if I want to strategically not pause the function at the point in time
red crest
Wait you mean the bot devs aren't counting every hour people spent in that channel by hand on an abacus or something?
prisma flume
oh no, i let aquo do that
prisma flume
what do you think we pay him for
red crest
Charming presence?
prisma flume
that only comes up in the quarterly bonus
cinder karma
I thought aquo owned the server
devout vault
I can't tell if this is serious atra or not
steel kraken
controlling governor is practically owning the server
devout vault
Has not returned since his outburst earlier
prisma flume
he who controls the flow of quotes controls the galaxy
heavy daggerBOT
New quote added by kittycatcasey as #7270 (https://discordapp.com/channels/137344473976799233/1215712021207720006/1470226301767123182)
devout vault
Upset you didnt let him control Firefox?
Seemed like he was just in the mood to run around, and wanted to be sure I knew about it
steel kraken
Abby is just vibing
devout vault
He returns
I discovered because I heard him using the backpack as a scratching post
cinder karma
That is...hilarious
tranquil grove
He returns
same vibe as my sibling's cat on our last visit
(she's very upset that anyone ever visits)
tranquil grove
she hasn't been adopted for very long yet, only used to my sibling being around
steel kraken
Visitors make noise and noise is bad
tranquil grove
so she spends visits just hiding in a corner, unless we manage to get her to steal some treats
steel kraken
abby is still very much against visitors unless its a frequent one
dusty pollen
duke hates visitors! unless they give him food or pet him. then duke loves visitors
cinder karma
I will bring bone
dusty pollen
Visitors make noise and noise is bad
my gran had a cat like that. he was famously “evil” (in our defence, he tried killing my cousin when she was a newborn, which is how he ended up with my gran). then when he got old he went deaf and immediately started softening up
prisma flume
admins we're gonna need another channel rename thanks
dusty pollen
I will bring bone
will it have marrow in it
cinder karma
Do you give him real bones or the fake chew kind
dusty pollen
the fake chew kind actually aren’t very good for dogs!
cinder karma
Like, the cookie kind?
tranquil grove
admins we're gonna need another channel rename thanks
cats are important to programming
cinder karma
Bella would mostly get peanut butter
dusty pollen
he gets real cow marrowbones. from the nearest butcher. they give them away for free in exchange for your loose change going in the charity jar
tranquil grove
(like thinking of new variable names by stepping on the keyboard)
(duke can probably also do this)
dusty pollen
Like, the cookie kind?
oh since you said chew I thought you meant the rawhide kind
cinder karma
The kinda stiff cookie kind is the kind she mostly got tbh
cinder karma
he gets real cow marrowbones. from the nearest butcher. they give them away for ...
Marrowbones are not nearly free in the US....
dusty pollen
you mean dental chews? he gets one of those a day
dusty pollen
Marrowbones are not nearly free in the US....
(I imagine the same is usually true here, our local butcher just doesn’t have a use for them lmao so he doesn’t mind giving them away to dog owners)
dusty pollen
(like thinking of new variable names by stepping on the keyboard)
(duke can prob...
(he cannot. only because he isn’t allowed near computers)
cinder karma
Also, for some reason, the water used to cook dumplings
devout vault
(he cannot. only because he isn’t allowed near computers)
the cats yearn for the unmonitored(?) keyboards
dusty pollen
the cats yearn for the unmonitored(?) keyboards
yes duke (known cat) would love to eat use a keyboard
dusty pollen
the cats yearn for the unmonitored(?) keyboards
also you should really connect a monitor to your pc whenever you use a keyboard, casey
cinder karma
You clearly need a distraction monitor for Mozart
prisma flume
consider the following:
devout vault
The problem is that the keyboard stepping tends to be accidental
(supposedly)
He tries to get right where I normally keep my hands... which happens to be where the keyboard is
tranquil grove
cat reasons to step on stuff generally seem like either "you're looking at/touching it" or "it's warm"
devout vault
I'd need a second keyboard and one of those switches so I could switch one actually works
devout vault
cat reasons to step on stuff generally seem like either "you're looking at/touch...
Or "that looks like the most atrociously uncomfortable thing to sleep on ever - time for a nap!"
uncut seal
you should have mentioned this sooner, that's in my opened tabs now
cinder karma
@devout trellis ^ scam
cinder karma
Hi. My name is atra. I'm mostly not insane and I really want to use duff's device in work code.
thin estuary
What the hell is that atra
devout vault
spooky low level optimization stuff it seems
supple ether
It's the old magic
Real answer: it relies on interleaving a loop with a switch statement to allow partially unrolling variable-length loops
It's not useful nowadays bc modern compiler optimization renders it obsolete, and additionally duff's device prevents the compiler from vectorizing the loop
It is very cool though
Basically it works by having a loop that does some operation a certain number of times per loop, and then skipping a certain number of the operations to handle numbers that don't align to the "batch" size (the remainder)
devout vault
Yeah that’s what it looked like to me
I can see why it would be useful for atra though
cinder karma
Yeah, the actual context has to do with i2c autoincrement
thin estuary
devout vault
That sounds like the issue on Spelunky 1 where some computers can do the double sticky bomb drop trick, and others can't
(When I first got the game I couldn't do it despite seeing it on videos, but when I eventually replaced my computer I was able to)
little furnace
As I now got to that point, I found the instructions accidentially at the bottom next to the "Wins" display.
little furnace
I want to read the story, so I'm going for hundred wins.
cinder karma
This game has a story?
little furnace
You're playing as an arrogant alchemist hired to do stuff. Before and after every puzzle there is a bit of lore about what you have to create. Like, the oldest son fo the house tried to impress another lady by inviting her to their observatory, but it was all rusty, and he made a fool of himself, so now your job is to make oil.
fleet wren
This game has a story?
and very deep worldbuilding
every zachtronics game has them, which is not something you'd expect from the usual programming games
little furnace
Typing is hard when your mind is busy solving puzzles.
fleet wren
SpaceChem is a ||cosmic horror story|| that's about an engineer/chemist on a distant colonized planet ||slowly running into eldritch horrors that kills their coworkers one by one||
fleet wren
SpaceChem is a ||cosmic horror story|| that's about an engineer/chemist on a dis...
also when I say SpaceChem is the hardest of all Zachtronics games this includes the pages of lore you have to read through after every puzzle
little furnace
I want to play a game alongside Opus Magnum that is the opposite end of the programming spectrum. Which would you recommend?
fleet wren
probably one of the assembly/microcontroller games
where you actually write Real Fake Code
little furnace
TIS-100? Does that work?
I feel like that game would be too on-topic for this channel though. Can't post any screenshots.
Speaking of, the wiki says you can do this in ||27|| cycles, and I have no idea how.
Wait, maybe I could pull it up.
cinder karma
I feel like that game would be too on-topic for this channel though. Can't post ...
Isnt programming fine in this channel
fleet wren
when the molecule was finished you took three more cycles to move it to the output; the hyperoptimized solution presumably needed only one
little furnace
Unfortunately no way to optimize after finishing the molecule further. It always takes one cycle to move it off the glyph and one to drop it.
Wait...
safe dragon
oh dear
that beats whatever I did I'm sure
wtf iro went back and beat me in everything in the first chapter
and you also beat me
messed up
cinder karma
Don't worry I'll do worse than u
I also have realized my steam name is my other common handle so I wont be friends with u guys
fleet wren
you can just change it
unless it's literally your id in which case I think you can also change it?
devout vault
Others can't see the ID, but I believe you can ask steam support to change it. I've seen transgender people mention having done that
The public username is just a normal profile thing though, yeah
little furnace
Others can't see the ID, but I believe you can ask steam support to change it. I...
Wait, really? I thought you can't change it at all. This changes everything.
red crest
I was also under the impression you couldn't change the underlying id at all... I've wanted it changed for like a decade...
steel kraken
my underlying id is comical I love it
its so out of left field of everything else I have its nice as a soft security layer
in part it was originally meant to be a burner steam account I ended up staying on and using as my main anyway
little furnace
To be honest, I do understand that Steam is ancient and the database might use it as a primary key, which is why I wouldn't hold it against them if they said they can't change it.
fleet wren
isnt the primary key a uuid that comes in many flavors
little furnace
I did it!!! ...and it's more expensive, uses more area and has exactly the same cycle account. There goes that idea.
steel kraken
the account id (a unsigned 32bit number) would presumably actually be the primary key as its what everything else uses, the username is only used during login
little furnace
Huh. Yeah, then I don't see any reason for them not to change it.
red crest
<https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/SteamID>
Why did this page briefly greet me with some anime girl implying I might be a bot
steel kraken
anti AI scraping
red crest
It was mostly surprise that it was some anime girl and not like. IDK. The steam logo or something
little furnace
steel kraken
its a common third party solution used in the opensource space
little furnace
Even a government site uses it here. I think they replaced the anime girl though.
fleet wren
cowards
red crest
I see, I had no idea it was an external service, that's neat
steel kraken
the same thing guards the steamos gitlab instance https://gitlab.steamos.cloud/
fleet wren
The Anubis mascot is shown to all end users and cannot be altered in the software configuration.[1]
steel kraken
https://anubis.techaro.lol/
there is an unbranded variant under commercial licensing
safe dragon
my favorite thing protected by anubis is the UNESCO forums
red crest
"Before the artwork was ordered, Anubis used an AI-generated placeholder image." Ironic
safe dragon
yup
though I guess they were technically more against AI web scrapers not adhering to the robots.txt than AI as a whole
cinder karma
Isn't it ironic, dont you think
Like ten thousand forks when all you need is a knife or whatever the
steel kraken
though I guess they were technically more against AI web scrapers not adhering t...
the argument would be that the ai could only make the image in the first place due to prior web scraping
safe dragon
a very valid argument
though it could've been that the web scrapers back then weren't spamming sites yet
(I doubt it)
little furnace
the argument would be that the ai could only make the image in the first place d...
Considering how much social networks and art hosting pages sell out to AI, it could very well be made without scraping at all.
steel kraken
they sell out to their ai of choice and lock the gates for anyone else
Twitter -> xAI, reddit -> google, etc
safe dragon
I think stuff back then was all basically using the same prelabeled dataset for images
which was also very much acquired through questionable means
devout vault
It was mostly surprise that it was some anime girl and not like. IDK. The steam ...
I've had the same thought basically every time I open that site and haven't in a while
cinder karma
Did u see that spacex is buying xai lol
steel kraken
Musk gets his wish of having all the X's in one compoany
little furnace
I did it!!! ...and it's more expensive, uses more area and has exactly the same ...
By the way, I realized I got the puzzle down to the linear minimum. 8 cycles to make a product, and every four cycles a new product will be started. That means it takes 8 cycles for the first one and 4 cycles for the other five products. Which means the best possible solution is not linear, and now I'm confused.
Last version (sorry for posting so much about the game) before calling it a day.
dusty pollen
wtf iro went back and beat me in everything in the first chapter
I assure you I did not 
you’re the one who said you aren’t going to even try to match my scores in chapter 1 for some reason
devout vault
I was just about to ask if that was plural zachtronics
dusty pollen
zachtronae
devout vault
Though with just -i I had read it like the name of a noodle
cinder karma
this is why I should just stick to runescape
I only recently learned Runescape is a mobile game now
dusty pollen
Though with just -i I had read it like the name of a noodle
that’s correct, it’s like formulae or antennae
devout vault
I mean compared to the sound the name of the letter I is
Like I had read it as ee instead
dusty pollen
yup, formulae is pronounced formul-ee
devout vault
Oh
safe dragon
I only recently learned Runescape is a mobile game now
correction, it has a mobile client . It is not a mobile game smh
safe dragon
zachtroni is my favorite pasta shape
steel kraken
is a mobile game not simply a game you can play on mobile?
cinder karma
Macarena
dusty pollen
I believe that is correct for -i plurals (but grammar nerds will tell you off for octopi)
safe dragon
is a mobile game not simply a game you can play on mobile?
no cause I'm a mobile gaming hater and refuse
prisma flume
I do ||fear bluebs though||
surprisingly, you should be 🙂↕️
my powers restored. this is my realm once more
safe dragon
when I hear mobile game I think about games with shitty ass gambling systems and pay for faster progression games
cinder karma
Blueberry either grants weird channel rename or takes away my gradient because I say puhkahn
steel kraken
so runescape 3 prior to jan17 or whatever the date was
safe dragon
yes
dusty pollen
what happened on jan17
devout vault
Technically I could do weird channel renames, but I don't think I've done so yet
prisma flume
Blueberry either grants weird channel rename or takes away my gradient because I...
the one thing i fear is editing roles so you keep your gradient
devout vault
(Not Sorry, I had to)
safe dragon
what happened on jan17
they removed their gambling system and the vast majority of their pay to win microtransactions
cinder karma
the one thing i fear is editing roles so you keep your gradient
U can take it if u want to
I'm not that attached
steel kraken
ah was the 19th
cinder karma
I don't know what runescape3 is
steel kraken
runescape3 is "runescape" but adding the 3 makes it easier to be distinct from oldschool runescape
prisma flume
consider that runescape is a continuously-updating live service game. now consider that someone checked-out a 20 year old branch and made a release tag. that is rs3 and osrs
steel kraken
as back in the day, runescape3 was their announcement of the new graphics and world overhaul, while the oldschool runescape backup is still from the runescape 2 era
and runescape1 being the runescape classic era that was 2d
steel kraken
its on my todo list in the next 6 months or so to actually give rs3 an honest try, particularly with the plugin api no longer being on the osrs roadmap but being on the rs3 roadmap instead
cinder karma
Plug-in api?
prisma flume
if you think stardew modders have an efficiency obsession you have no fucking clue what's going on with rs plugins
steel kraken
I do own a footpedal specifically for runescape, though I have yet to actually use it in practice
cinder karma
I dont think stardew modsers have an efficiency obsession
Unless you mean the inverse
An obsession with making things as weirdly slow as possible
prisma flume
ui info suite + lookup anything + embedded wiki + timespeed + fast animations + npc locations + automate + freeze time at midnight + ...
ok now i'm ready to FARM
steel kraken
timespeed, fast animations, automate* and freeze time I would put in the "cheat" category, rest lines up with efficency and links with what insanity happens in the runelite plugin space
prisma flume
you know darn well they'd do it if it weren't a client-server model
cinder karma
Oh, I meant more of "congratulations, you put one of the game's oddly slow functions in a prefix on one of the most called functions in the game"
steel kraken
player effiency not CPU efficiency
though I do think my contributions in stardew modding are net increase of CPU efficiency
prisma flume
i will run stacked linq on each tick
safe dragon
(Trying to open a onenote)
a very heavy program I'm sure
prisma flume
honestly don't think i've opened onenote since high school
maybe the least influential microsoft product since wordpad
prisma flume
is this a company mandate
prisma flume
oh no actually i think Songsmith is microsoft's least influential product
maybe tied with Clipchamp
rain apex
I do own a footpedal specifically for runescape, though I have yet to actually u...
What is footpedal for
safe dragon
considering I have never heard of either of those
rain apex
Is it like extra buttons
safe dragon
I do own a footpedal specifically for runescape, though I have yet to actually u...
gamer
prisma flume
What is footpedal for
stepping on fools in the wildy
steel kraken
Is it like extra buttons
a way to do repetitive actions every 0.6 seconds with less risk of RSI
safe dragon
it's for clicking over and over without having to use ur hands
rain apex
Sewing machine...
safe dragon
I don't have one 
steel kraken
foot pedals are an approved way as its still one human interaction -> one action and nothing inbetweeen massaging the timing of the input
prisma flume
apparently microsoft also has some new thing called Designer which i've never heard of but shows up next to Clipchamp
i really need to debloat this work lappy
steel kraken
I've actually been very impressed by clipchamp
prisma flume
runescape has mangy stray dogs with fleas
and if you pay a subscription fee you can have infinite cats
cinder karma
Adorable
steel kraken
there are dogs you can pet and there are some boss pets that are vaguely dog shaped
rain apex
RuneScape has lobsters and party hats and some kinda stock market
prisma flume
oh to have all three
rain apex
That's extent of my knowledge
cinder karma
Awwww
steel kraken
cinder karma
Someone needs to remove the salt from the sidewalk before the stray cats eat some
prisma flume
I've actually been very impressed by clipchamp
on a scale of Windows Movie Maker to DaVinci Resolve where does Clipchamp sit
steel kraken
Closer to DaVinci Resolve than movie maker
rain apex
That fit is very sinz though (no justification will be provided)
prisma flume
red. grey. sharp. pizza cape. small dog.
steel kraken
the two pets I have is the Beaver / fox / pheasant and the turtle (called soup)
prisma flume
i meant to sign on for christmas to get a funny hat or something but i forgot
steel kraken
I got it at like 50-51 sailing too
safe dragon
I do have an account with the beaver
steel kraken
my beaver was also like 57-59 woodcutting but was f2p until like 52-55 woodcutting, so got the pet very early
safe dragon
lucky...
ironically the account with the beaver has the lowest woodcutting level of all my accounts
steel kraken
my alt got the Heron at like 40 fishing in the first 2 hours of being member
safe dragon
I have one with 99 without pet, one with 97 without pet
I think the one with pet has level 92
but it got it at like 65
safe dragon
my alt got the Heron at like 40 fishing in the first 2 hours of being member
damn
I've got a character with 99 fishing but alas no heron
steel kraken
they are the only pets I have
safe dragon
🌈
I think I'm 97 farming or something idk I haven't really played the main in a long time
main is an odd term to use I suppose... trade account
steel kraken
I enjoyed the daily fruit tree farm run, and for 97 or 98->99 I did speed it up by adding regular tree runs as well
also got sped up as valamore p3 added extra patches during that window
steel kraken
my only account with any meaningful (member) activity is a group ironman which my alt is also a member of.
everyone else in the group has ditched
steel kraken
two of the members didn't make it into member at all and only lasted a month or two, the final member bailed in november and made a new group without telling me
safe dragon
steel kraken
and my drop in interest in OSRS correlates with that action
safe dragon
I've been playing a chunklocked account for like 9 months now
prisma flume
this is why i shear sheep
safe dragon
my snowflake
I have 70 prayer banked technically I'm just waiting till I'm either forced to use it or I unlock a better way to use them
devout vault
@cinder karma it's not knitting, but
cinder karma
I should make mozart one
steel kraken
my snowflake
safe dragon
very clean
I have never leveled that evenly on any account
obviously can't on my snowflake. I am entirely incapable of training 6 of the skills and I am at the mercy of my chunk tasks
steel kraken
its mainly a pragmatic one of RC/Prayer/slayer are the least enjoyable so I want tears to go onto that, but that only works if the fast skilling skills are ahead of it
what chunk rules are you following
steel kraken
I only really know the limpwart standard rules
safe dragon
limpwurt xtreme ruleset ain't for me it's too much
I'm closer to the original vanilla ruleset
steel kraken
very diverse chunks
im assuming then you have ports are avalid way to unlock chunks then, instead of the "if walk then only walk"
safe dragon
any 2-way transport yeah
pre-unlocked quetzals as part of the account as well
I also do roll 2 pick 1 where you at least have some control over what you end up with
steel kraken
do the ports in valamore not allow travelling to kourend? or is it some gate where you have to talk to veos first in port sarim before the ports let you go there
safe dragon
you have to travel to port pisc with veos before you can charter there yeah
I considered making an exception to just go through that dialogue but nah
ironically just cause I've enjoyed this account a lot more it has at this point passed my normal ironman in a lot of stats
despite usually quite terrible methods
87 fletching with a steel axe on maple trees was still easily the most brutal
steel kraken
woodcutting was my highest skill for a long time, though did all that with rune not steel
safe dragon
I don't recommend it
took around 400 hours
though a very afk 400 hours
I played many other games during it
cinder karma
These are words
safe dragon
steel kraken
I have 70 prayer banked technically I'm just waiting till I'm either forced to u...
oh being construction and runecraft locked means no perilous moons 🙁
the mines in there are so good for prayer, particularly if you have 72 hunter for sunlight antelope
safe dragon
yeah though unlocking that place is a nightmare itself
especially without herblore
I'll gladly stay locked out for now
steel kraken
Without it can you still use the pool on the roof as long as you get shards from other sources?
cinder karma
Lasik is somehow insanely cheaper than I thought
I am (fortunately? Unfortunately?) not a lasik candidate
terse galleon
"no good chips"
fritos right on top
worn remnant
i won't touch red doritos either, but blue (cool american) is another story
terse galleon
do you dislike corn chips entirely?
steel kraken
the only doritos I really have is the nacho cheese
(also reminder that for australians Crisps/Chips/Fries etc are all just called Chips)
cinder karma
do you dislike corn chips entirely?
I like corn tortillas!
prisma flume
corn chips are lovely. doritos are not corn chips
sorry corn crisps for the non-australian audience
little furnace
sorry corn crisps for the non-australian audience
Isn't it only the British saying "crisp"?
prisma flume
no idea, i only speak english
cinder karma
Tbh I like tortillas chips especially in the context of nachos
steel kraken
my map https://source-chunk.github.io/chunk-picker-v2/?hvww
I might start off my RS3 as a one chunk and see if I break or not
cinder karma
What does one chunk mean
steel kraken
Map is split up into chunks (64x64 tile regions).
You start off in one chunk, and can only go into new chunks if you finish* everything in your existing unlocked chunks
cinder karma
I have no idea what finish means here
worn remnant
ah you see it is "finish asterisk"
steel kraken
Inside a chunk you have various tasks.
For crumble they have:
- Wield a Teco salamander (80 attack, 80 range)
- Grow a grimy lantadyme (70 farming)
- Do the 8th task in the Ardy hard diary
Once crumble finishes those tasks, they would roll another
you generally are only required to do what is possible to progress, but if in accessing new chunks it becomes possible, you cant roll a new chunk until you re-finish your old chunks again
cinder karma
Runescape has farming?
prisma flume
runescape has farming, arson, theft, and happy home designer
little furnace
Does it have runes?
steel kraken
it took like 4 years for them to add runecrafting
prisma flume
it was mostly just a scape until then, yes
i don't know if i'm surprised or just disappointed that runecrafting has not changed a single darn detail since being added
just walking to the rock and walking 23 rocks to the other rock to turn into a rock
i know the point is to pay $15/mo to be able to move more rocks at higher speed to turn into different rocks but still
cinder karma
I wonder if there are more vaccines for me to take
steel kraken
i don't know if i'm surprised or just disappointed that runecrafting has not cha...
in osrs there is the guardian of the rift minigame, Scar essence mine, ZMI and the false blood/soul altars in kourend to mix it up
Mostly just to have a different rock to go to the other rock to turn into a rock
though its mostly a good thing that runecrafting for the most part is... crafting runes
prisma flume
i suppose that while less varied the end result is more useful than anything and everything from Crafting
yum 5000 empty bowls and a beer mug
steel kraken
Crafting does get you the ranged armour with leather and dragonhide
and gem processing into enchanted jewlrey or crossbow bolt tips
prisma flume
you right. runecrafting sucks
steel kraken
I don't mind runecrafting, I just mind that its slow as its balanced around selling the runes to other players and so must suck xp/hr
prisma flume
i thoroughly mind runecrafting
steel kraken
I make pretty much all my runes and don't really buy any of them from stores
only real exception being soul runes as I dont think I have the runecraft level for it
prisma flume
see that was me until i ran out of runes
steel kraken
prisma flume
should i ask how long this took
steel kraken
overcensored a bit in the middle but topline numbers are still present
outside of the blood, astral, soul and dust runes, the rest would have almost entirely been from guardian of the rift
Some of the cosmics might have been directly made, Blood runes would be a mix of gotr and false altar, and dust runes would be slayer.
slayer / other combat would have also contributed to some of the stacks as well, but runecrafting would be the majority
safe dragon
damn .net 10 just does not work in vs2022
safe dragon
I have downloaded vs2026
now I can set the editor to the mango paradise theme, incredible new features
as a bonus it seems they removed the ability to set your own font
cinder karma
~~I use vim okay ~~
safe dragon
ah no you can change it you just have to go into the old settings menu
classic windows design
cinder karma
Is net 10 significantly better?
safe dragon
I don't think so
cinder karma
Alright I'll skip it
safe dragon
it does take a few steps in automatically stack allocating temporary arrays/classes
safe dragon
unfortunately .net 10 asp.net core actually made the problem I was trying to fix worse, not better
I might have to concede defeat
steel kraken
Is net 10 significantly better?
has the fun stuff of .net9 but actually lts
looking through, one of the promising aspects of .net10 is its work in de-abstraction https://github.com/dotnet/runtime/issues/108913
and they were helpful enough to have some numbers going back to .net6
(I assume their .net10 numbers are prior to the changes that actually shipped as this was the umbrella ticket tracking the work)
safe dragon
de-abstraction sounds useful in a language extremely dominated by abstractions...
cinder karma
Zero cost abstractions TM
steel kraken
I've also been binging on casey muratori content and him getting angry at clean code principles of polymorphism over if/switch for this reason of how much performance is lost in C++ virtual function calls
so finding that C# is quietly trying to secretly remove the virtual calls when it can get away with it is nice
and its initiatives like it that'll make C# a very fast language if it keeps advancing in its AOT ambitions but still have the JIT available to do further runtime optimizations based on how its getting called
cinder karma
I found out our new employee portal is c#
It also fell over yesterday when I was trying to see if they fixed the pto bug
steel kraken
My time in asp.net was a joy. (Both framework and core)
Though it was purely an API server where all endpoints were json and all explicitly stateless.
cinder karma
Can u fix pto bug then
(The pto bug is that they didnt transfer our banked pto hours from last year correctly)
steel kraken
That sounds like an application problem and not asp.nets fault
steel kraken
And depending on how cynical you are feeling potentially deliberately done
cinder karma
Unlikely lol, we will get our hours back
I don't think they get paid out if we hit cap though
steel kraken
At my work there isn't a cap but if it goes over 6 weeks management can force us to use it to go back to 4 weeks
cinder karma
Our cap is the rollover cap....we only get like 150ish hours rolled over year to year
steel kraken
I think I did get it up to 8 weeks at one point before I changed managers and they started actually enforcing that
cinder karma
Some companies will pay out if you hit the cap but that is rare these days
(Usually at a 50% rate...)
I know if I leave the company my remaining PTO gets paid to me at a 50% rate
But I didnt check policy for hitting cap and I'll just take a holiday if I get close lol
steel kraken
My understanding is if I left I'll get it all paid out at 100% and isn't really a concept of rollover
But I'm also a union member so..
cinder karma
What's a union lol
Technically I think I get comp time (not overtime) but frankly no one is tracking that lol
Comp time - every hour of overtime (more than 40 hours a week) is an hour of pto
steel kraken
From what I've seen Australia has a much stronger union movement than the US.
Also helps that our equivalent of the democrats is Labor and is directly tied to the trade union movement
cinder karma
Yeah, I was mostly joking lol
We do have unions in the US. Just...not many
And definitely not for engineers
steel kraken
I'm technically telecommunications which is old enough to still have union roots
cinder karma
Even if we had unions we are small enough that like. Even normal labor laws dont apply lol
steel kraken
That and the company was originally government and was privatised during late 90s early 00's
cinder karma
Lol the gym is doing a valentine's day free day
cinder karma
Raise your hand if you think going to the gym is a great date
devout vault
I have downloaded vs2026
I’m sorry.
(Yes I’m still annoyed at that one feature that is now laggy, how do you know?)
devout vault
Raise your hand if you think going to the gym is a great date
Can I put my hand into the ground instead?
A friend has informed me of this. @crystal wren New option for your game?
crystal wren
I almost sent that to you last night!
cinder karma
They made a toothpaste?
thin estuary
it's really more of a way to get high quality 3D running in flutter
I’m not on that team, but someone at work said that
(I happen to indirectly work for Toyota)
Probably cool tech, but I’m also not personally interested in Flutter
cinder karma
Can I put my hand into the ground instead?
I work out for fun and would not even bring a gym crush to a date at the gym tbh
safe dragon
I'm increasingly convinced excel doesn't offer any reliable non-stupid way to not interpret someone's clipboard table data when pasting
you can do it on the excel side by setting the columns to format as text but from the clipboard data side...
nightmare
tomorrow I might check how the browser version of excel copies to the clipboard as my last act of desperation
heavy daggerBOT
New quote added by atravita as #7280 (https://discordapp.com/channels/137344473976799233/1215712021207720006/1470808950801694850)
rain apex
What is flutter
safe dragon
tomorrow I might check how the browser version of excel copies to the clipboard ...
it's annoying because people are used to it working from the Microsoft Access version but that seems to use some undocumented Microsoft specific mime type that the browser clipboard api doesn't support
safe dragon
What is flutter
a gui framework
I considered using it once but didn't want to have to learn dart for it
fleet wren
dart in turn is a programming language whose main purpose is to be used with flutter
safe dragon
to the degree that flutter is mentioned in the very first section of the dart overview page
thin estuary
I wonder if Dart has any other application
cinder karma
It's a great set of trains in Dallas
safe dragon
I wonder if Dart has any other application
a bunch of Google services
though I think genuinely all of them involve flutter in some fashion
it's at most a backend api for a flutter application
there's nothing here that isn't flutter
I've been told it's genuinely a nice language though
devout vault
Blazor my beloathed
by the way am I the only one who reads "beloathed" as "be loa thed" rather than "be loathed"? Similar to beloved?
specifically in the context of "_ my beloathed" messages
safe dragon
I read it that way too
devout vault
Have I shared this here before?
https://www.sporcle.com/games/TheDahliaBlooms/kirby-or-yuri
sand frost
Raise your hand if you think going to the gym is a great date
sometimes when I'm just out doing normal stuff with my husband I like to ask him if it counts as a date. i've never tried it at the gym, but also we don't go to the gym.
he says if I complain nonstop about how tiring walking is while on a walk (that was my idea) it's not a date 😂
tranquil grove
Have I shared this here before?
https://www.sporcle.com/games/TheDahliaBlooms/ki...
thrown off a bit because I wasn't expecting visual novels and manhua, but not bad 
cinder karma
There's a running joke in the fitness community
tranquil grove
also I've tried the kirby-vs-touhou-song one before and was like 90% wrong
cinder karma
About going to the gym on valentine's day
To find all the other single people
Because like who the fuck brings someone to the gym on a date
devout vault
thrown off a bit because I wasn't expecting visual novels and manhua, but not ba...
I got 57/84. It surprised me how well I did (though having seen jokes about it before probably helped)
I don't exactly listen to kirby music unless I'm playing kirby games
tranquil grove
yeah, kirby song titles get pretty out-there and I don't know most of them
this was all "oh right, I recognize that yuri title translation"
devout vault
There was also only like 3-5 yuri title names I recognized on there (and only one of which I actually played/read)
tranquil grove
the last one I got was one I almost recommended the other day
basically frieren but yuri and extremely sad (death timer)
and finnish-themed for some reason
devout vault
Down with doomed yuri!
Bring on the inevitable yuri instead!
little furnace
I got exactly 50% and knew exactly one title.
Though I don't consume either media, but that's mostly due to a lack of general motivation to consume any media.
safe dragon
I was doing significantly worse than random chance
little furnace
Oh, I never picked at random. In the end I noticed if it's about "two", "girls", sounds kinky, too generic or like an Undertale track it's Yuri, otherwise it's Kirby.
"Love" is 50/50.
safe dragon
I also didn't pick at random. I was being worse than random
little furnace
Yeah, there were quite a few that threw me off. But that's also kinda expected, otherwise there wouldn't be a quiz about it.
Oh, and "drama" or "tragedy" is almost always Yuri, but that seems to be part of the genre clichés.
devout vault
I also didn't pick at random. I was being worse than random
Like half way through the quiz I started doing the opposite of what it felt like for a lot of them, and I started getting better results
little furnace
I recognized Highway Blossoms. I played that. But I somehow got distracted and never finished it.
devout vault
Same, and same
heavy daggerBOT
New quote added by atravita as #7283 (https://discordapp.com/channels/137344473976799233/1215712021207720006/1470836744843821108)
little furnace
Yay, I got quoted. Now I'm really part of this server.
cinder karma
U have enough to get the mod authors role if u make mod
obsidian needle
wow
cinder karma
I was doing significantly worse than random chance
Same tbh
Given that i dont read yuri and I dont know who made so much music for Casey's cat
little furnace
U have enough to get the mod authors role if u make mod
I already made mod, just am too lazy to apply.
crystal wren
(I mean... if you just add yourself to the wiki's community page, it can be done pretty much now. )
cinder karma
Dh will u make game with toothpaste engine
devout vault
(I mean... if you just add yourself to the wiki's community page, it can be done...
sounds like effort
worn remnant
toothpaste engine...
cinder karma
A friend has informed me of this. <@147736231072104448> New option for your game...
Ichor, see this
little furnace
My university rewards me with credits for trying new game engines, so I will probably try it.
devout vault
devout vault
I really need to find Godot a safer home
He has been moved two shelves higher. We shall see if that is enough to spare him from the tail lashings of destructions
little furnace
To anyone who might be interested, you can change the default location to which Opus Magnum saves GIFs by editing config.cfg that is... somewhere.
prisma flume
has the fun stuff of .net9 but actually lts
when you say LTS do you mean LTS or microsoft LTS (just S)
steel kraken
3 years > 1 year
prisma flume
ah. TS
uncut seal
To anyone who might be interested, you can change the default location to which ...
Too late, I completed it
cinder karma
Does it have an auto post to Twitter function
steel kraken
auto post to twitter function would need working twitter apis still
bright sage
"The most dangerous animal in this planet"
little furnace
Does it have an auto post to Twitter function
You could write an observer for the output directory.
cinder karma
Who else will play fun looking machine game next
worn remnant
do not look at me. i am busy with other fun games
dusty pollen
well now you have to share
worn remnant
no, i don't 😜
dusty pollen
no, i don't 😜
cinder karma
Iro, what games does Button play
red crest
Why ask Iro that
cinder karma
Iro was available to ask
little furnace
By the way, I finally managed to bring it down to 27.
This looks incredibly cursed.
safe dragon
dear god
little furnace
I noticed an interesting bug: If you drag an arm back to the "shop", then additionally hold right, then drag it back on the board, it will disappear, but the instructions track won't be deleted.
A new arm will replace the instruction track though.
little furnace
I'd love to submit an issue and a pull request, but...
fleet wren
do not look at me. i am busy with other fun games
I am also busy with funny train simulation game from 1995
connected every town on the map with extensive passenger and mail transit system last night, now to feed them food
some may argue food is more important than mail, but that's only true irl
cinder karma
My left arm for a better spec
I legitimately think it's not clear
It depends on how you put a pause in this one sentence, and if you assume a figure is the only way something is supposed to work and not just one way if is supposed to work
long verge
I am also busy with funny train simulation game from 1995
connected every town o...
Transport Tycoon by any chance ?
fleet wren
OpenTTD, so yep 
long verge
OpenTTD, so yep <:SDVpufferwoke:585636252280422420>
Open source for the win
dope game btw
dusty pollen
Why ask Iro that
it’s okay I had no idea how to answer multiplayer sdv with your wife is the only one I know
dusty pollen
Iro how is baletro mobile
on a tablet, really good! never tried on a smaller screen
dusty pollen
I am also busy with funny train simulation game from 1995
connected every town o...
speaking of food, last call bbs has one of my favourite zachtronicses in it
20th century food court
fleet wren
hmm what's it like
cinder karma
What is a 20th century food court
And how the fuck does it distinguish itself from the 21st
dusty pollen
What is a 20th century food court
it’s a retrofuturistic satirical take on a food court! the story is that a company in the 2500s has created a roleplay foodcourt modelled after historical records of the 20th century it has some fun barbs too, like a soda dispenser than doesn’t change the soda dispensed, only the cup it’s dispensed in
dusty pollen
hmm what's it like
a little messy/unpolished (especially the ui, like most of the last call bbs games) but a ton of fun imo, you have a limited space to use tracks and devices to make all types of products one of their attractions needs
cinder karma
My brain is too fried to understand those words lol
Iro
I know why engineering is like lawyers
dusty pollen
and the reason it’s 20th and not 21st is that last call’s bbs main thing is set in the 90s 
dusty pollen
My brain is too fried to understand those words lol
just skip the first three words then everything else you can understand
dusty pollen
My shin hurts so I'm going swimming
bizarre cause and effect
cinder karma
Wdym?
dusty pollen
how does your shin hurting make you go swimming
cinder karma
It means more that running is out of the question
dusty pollen
ah
red crest
it’s okay I had no idea how to answer <:SDVkrobusgiggle:898395746875875379> mult...
And the only one you shall as I remain an enigma
cinder karma
Button only plays SDV. Got it
steel kraken
based on conversations one of the runescapes is in the list
dusty pollen
hmm what's it like
red crest
Last time I played any Runescape was about 10 years ago
cinder karma
One of the runescapes
red crest
I think you may be confusing me with someone else in the runescape conversations
steel kraken
I think im thinking of blueberry
fleet wren
hmm conveyor belt chicken
dusty pollen
that’s the joke of the game, at some point they call it “authentically hand machine made”
red crest
I'm almost exactly the same person as blueberry so thats fair
fleet wren
I like that everything but the drumstick goes in the trash
dusty pollen
they have lots of little jokes about stuff like that
and the last level was genuinely quite difficult
cinder karma
I'm almost exactly the same person as blueberry so thats fair
You're also Australian?
cinder karma
Looks pretty
red crest
I did say almost
cinder karma
Okay maybe Button is also Canadian
rain apex
They should put this in amogus
steel kraken
If so, practically the same country as we share the same head of state
red crest
I wonder
hardy jewel
poor button
red crest
I enjoy the guessing games!
rain apex
My guess is that button is Australian bc spider
little furnace
We can read her timezone in her bio.
hardy jewel
The most Australian in the room 🙂↕️
red crest
I could be lying about the timezone
I could also have gotten the timestamp thingy wrong, which is honestly not a zero probability
cinder karma
Don't worry
red crest
I will not worrg
rain apex
Worg
cinder karma
I never update my timestamp thing since I moved
little furnace
I could be lying about the timezone
Fair, but then you could be lying about everything else as well. As such, we can only reach any kind of conclusion by taking everything you say at face value.
cinder karma
It's been inaccurate for a while
red crest
Fair, but then you could be lying about everything else as well. As such, we can...
Exactly! Y'all are welcome to trust or distrust anything 
Good luck figuring me out
/lh
rain apex
I think spooders r neat
cinder karma
Meanwhile I'm an open book, you know exactly what I'm currently obsessed with
Cough ||ejae dropped a new single||
red crest
I think spooders r neat
You think this because they are!
cinder karma
Spiders are awesome
red crest
https://tenor.com/view/jumping-spider-spider-cute-cute-spider-cute-jumping-spide...
This is the most accurate representation of me that anyone is gonna get in this server
prisma flume
you are unlike me. i am an enigma. shrouded in mystery. wrapped in pastry. baked at 200c for 20~25 mins. line-dry in the shade
red crest
Don't forget the egg wash
little furnace
https://tenor.com/view/jumping-spider-spider-cute-cute-spider-cute-jumping-spide...
The orb freaks me out. The spider is cute though.
prisma flume
i replaced the egg-wash text with line-dry when washing made me think of laundry
get out of my head
red crest
Too alike 😔
cinder karma
you are unlike me. i am an enigma. shrouded in mystery. wrapped in pastry. baked...
Loves cooking (sometimes)
Lacks AC
Likes standing desks
prisma flume
currently standing at my desk without ac thinking about how to avoid cooking
cinder karma
Not actually a blueberry, might actually be rhubarb
red crest
bluebarb?
rain apex
I am ambivalent about the theory but back in that one mod jam button and blueberry both got jammed despite being the few non orang in making mods gen
cinder karma
Speaking of that I'm wondering if there will be a 10th anniversary event?
red crest
I am ambivalent about the theory but back in that one mod jam button and blueber...
Blue and purple representation 😌
prisma flume
anyone who knows me (and that i am not button) knows i could never be a server mod
cinder karma
You used to be green
red crest
Anyone who knows me isn't here
prisma flume
i could never reapply 🙂↕️
red crest
i could never reapply 🙂↕️
To be fair... I didn't apply either, so this doesn't disqualify the theory 🙂↕️
hardy jewel
sometimes we randomly choose sacrifices and make them staff by brute force
rain apex
In the junimo realm
cinder karma
It's orange and green smoke, chue
red crest
Yeah I didn't have a choice they threatened to give me the cheeto dust
prisma flume
divine right
red crest
If I didn't comply
cinder karma
They gather in the Vatican
rain apex
Yeah I didn't have a choice they threatened to give me the cheeto dust
Terrifying
cinder karma
I am reading a book about food at the moment
little furnace
sometimes we randomly choose sacrifices and make them staff by brute force
Please don't ever choose me, I couldn't handle it.
cinder karma
And there is a lot aboit how cheetos work
fleet wren
I can never be a moderator because my style is to ban anyone whose vibe doesn't fit
hardy jewel
Please don't ever choose me, I couldn't handle it.
noted, you will be next 🙂↕️
red crest
I find them quite simple to understand
cinder karma
(Fwiw, I'm glad you have more junimos now)
hardy jewel
(/joking)
rain apex
I think I am just too seasonal
cinder karma
After a bunch of people stepped down last summer
red crest
~~I can never be a moderator because my style is to ban anyone whose vibe doesn'...
The reverse double air bud rule, I understand
cinder karma
Fall, etc
little furnace
I feel like I'd need to be active in more channels but one and a half to be a moderator.
cinder karma
I'm glad y'all got more apple bois
red crest
To be fair, I've typed more outside of making-mods-general now since being apple'd than I have in my entire life in the server so far.
cinder karma
(This is me being serious for once)
red crest
I don't think I had a single message in #town-square until recently, for instance.
little furnace
I don't think I had a single message in <#137344473976799233> until recently, fo...
I didn't know that channel was a thing until now.
prisma flume
oh yeah i never sent anything outside of making-mods until i had to lol
little furnace
I joined, read the rules, went straight to #making-mods-general and hid all other channels but this one.
prisma flume
i liked town-square, there were some funny regulars there
red crest
I have a total of 63,976 messages in this server. 58,523 of them are in #making-mods-general
prisma flume
granted i've not actually been there since taking a year off lol
cinder karma
Anyways
red crest
I actually think I may have more messages in one of the old temporary contest channels than #modded-stardew
cinder karma
Bluebs, when are you making the mod "Tired of Cooking"
prisma flume
shocked only 50,000/83,000 of my messages are in mmg
red crest
I'm shocked I have more than you in there at all
prisma flume
Bluebs, when are you making the mod "Tired of Cooking"
i make mods about escapist fantasies such as loving cooking
cinder karma
You do have slitherlegs
fleet wren
21000/34000 in mmg, damn im baby
cinder karma
i make mods about escapist fantasies such as loving cooking
Smh
hardy jewel
I'd had my eye on button for a few years and noted how she interacted with the modding/tech channels in a way that could reasonably be transferred to off topics just fine if needed to be there
Atra I'm afraid I'm going to have to ban you for being on topic here
prisma flume
if i want to be tired of cooking all i need to do is wake up in the morning
red crest
A few years...
cinder karma
Okay!
hardy jewel
cinder karma
I'll be off then, now that I'm banned
devout vault
sometimes we randomly choose sacrifices and make them staff by brute force
Huh, the time I got chosen as sacrifice it was more of a "hey wanna be a sacrifice?" rather than a "hey you get to be a sacrifice" 
Of course, that was ages ago, if sacrifices are more scarce it makes sense they'd be forced now
hardy jewel
shh, they're meant to be afraid
red crest
Being a sacrifice isn't all that bad. You get to scare people into going back on topic just by showing up in the channel 😌
prisma flume
I'm shocked I have more than you in there at all
oh there's probably a bunch of reasons for that, probably to do with timezones, my cosmic release schedule, your overall iterative responsive design process with frameworks, ..
red crest
The fact that we're both in the 50ks makes it even more likely that we are the same person, though.
devout vault
shocked only 50,000/83,000 of my messages are in mmg
You have more overall than me (excluding potential archived channels maybe I guess?), but I ahve more #making-mods-general messages.
red crest
yes 🙂↕️
devout vault
i make mods about escapist fantasies such as loving cooking
<something something killed my motivation for Gourmet Overhaul>
fleet wren
i make mods about escapist fantasies such as loving cooking
am I an outlier for actually liking cooking
then again I come from a country whose cuisine is arguable top 1 in the world
sorry not sorry
prisma flume
sometimes i miss the chill wind i brought to a channel 
the feeling of knowing you're being watched, and judged, by someone or something currently typing
that ill sense of foreboding
rain apex
I like the part where the tasty food is fed to me 
cinder karma
Ugh I cant change my username on mobile because the app crashes every time
devout vault
Blueberry did you just get desperado, your purple feels different than I remember
Maybe from being a different monitor
rain apex
Ambivalent about the part where the food is assembled
cinder karma
am I an outlier for actually liking cooking
~~then again I come from a country w...
Bread
fleet wren
fair, I only buy bread
red crest
sometimes i miss the chill wind i brought to a channel <:SDVpufferpensive:770686...
now you can experience this yourself, though!
devout vault
Also I'm going to assume Button changed their name just to spite me personally (since we all know how I am with names)
little furnace
am I an outlier for actually liking cooking
~~then again I come from a country w...
Cooking is amazing, but the manual stuff of cutting vegetables isn't.
prisma flume
w
cinder karma
I like the part where the tasty food is fed to me <:catBolb:585565856382058516>
Tbh I kinda like cooking when I'm motivated enough
But dont like the part where I actually have to eat food
prisma flume
h
red crest
Also I'm going to assume Button changed their name just to spite me personally (...
I can't take the blame for (some) of this one
cinder karma
There we go
devout vault
everyone hates me specifically
red crest
I don't actually know who had changed my name so feel free to blame every other junimo
cinder karma
Also, you have a cat, how is Mozart doing
devout vault
I don't actually know who had changed my name so feel free to blame every other ...
I mean, you could check the audit log
little furnace
If only there were mods for Discord so that you could enforce seeing the usernames instead of the profile names... oh well...
prisma flume
You know this means war
red crest
Oh, if blueberry is Button now, then I can go back to blueberry and no longer be breaking the impersonation rule
cinder karma
Lol
devout vault
Is Mozart still murdering
I dunno I've been downstairs all day, only just about to go back up
red crest
It's not impersonation if we swap identities
fleet wren
If only there were mods for Discord so that you could enforce seeing the usernam...
I think you can manually give everyone nicknames if you don't value your time
cinder karma
I enjoyed it when Elizabeth and I were the mathspeople
little furnace
I think you can manually give everyone nicknames ~~if you don't value your time~...
That's actually a good idea. I could automate that.
rain apex
If u add notes to ppl u can keep track
red crest
I feel that everyone else on my friends list is going to be more confused than people in here about this
prisma flume
Where's the fun in keeping track
devout vault
If only there were mods for Discord so that you could enforce seeing the usernam...
(1) alas, against the TOS
(2) that will not help with causes like iro vs ichor
devout vault
Discord removed the option to see pictures in compact mode
little furnace
(1) alas, against the TOS
(2) that will not help with causes like iro vs ichor
(2) I'm glad I'm not the only one.
cinder karma
Should have gone with "Switch" or smth like that
devout vault
Oh, no, its back
red crest
im afraid I don't understand Relay
cinder karma
Oh come on iro and ichor are very different people
prisma flume
I know they're different, I just don't know why
rain apex
Button u should use the frieren from particular angle
devout vault
(2) I'm glad I'm not the only one.
I mean I also get tlitookilakin mixed up with those two. My brain is not sane
red crest
It's actually kind of incredible how weirdly different blueberry's messages read in my head like this
hardy jewel
I almost forced ichor to be a junimo instead of iro by mistake
cinder karma
im afraid I don't understand Relay <:SDVpufferpensive:770686370410397756>
The category is discrete electrical components
fleet wren
Also none of y'all are getting the joke
im sorry for not being presumably old enough /s
rain apex
Orb
little furnace
I mean I also get tlitookilakin mixed up with those two. My brain is not sane
I don't think sane people would enjoy being here, so...
cinder karma
I cant believe this fits
little furnace
The category is discrete electrical components
A relay is a thing that can switch on and off another circuit, right?
red crest
Button u should use the frieren from particular angle
You heard em @prisma flume
devout vault
My thinky-ness is used up for the night, maybe tonight
fleet wren
What's frieren
German for freeze I think
red crest
i think frieren is an anime? im not the person to ask
fleet wren
pls dont kill me
cinder karma
What's an anime
devout vault
Though I gotta run an errand, and by the time I get back webtoon will have updated, and I also want to try and not stay up until past midnight again...
cinder karma
Is kpop demon hunters an anime
hardy jewel
100%
cinder karma
It is Korean. It is animated
prisma flume
Frieiren is a contemporary anime following the life of a high school wizard girl after transferring to a new school and is chosen by her magical girl mascot
cinder karma
Therefore it is anime
prisma flume
I can go more detail if you like 😌 I have all day
cinder karma
Sure!
hardy jewel
wrong country but you have the spirit
little furnace
German for freeze I think
Can confirm. I can never watch that anime because it's too cold.
red crest
is kpop demon hunters not a korean made movie?
little furnace
is kpop demon hunters not a korean made movie?
I think any big production nowadays is at least an American co-production.
fleet wren
(speaking of anime the new Uma movie is opening in US/Canada soon, and as a Canadiens I find it hilarious that Waterloo and Whitby has showtimes, but not Toron-freaking-to)
rain apex
Hors
fleet wren
(like wtf is Whitby)
rain apex
Wait which new hors movie
fleet wren
(apologies to any Whitbians in chat)
red crest
i know very little about kpop demon hunters, the craze for it passed over my head like an ungotten joke
prisma flume
Frieren is only my second favourite anime since I put on an episode of Slam Dunk (1990) while milling around on Netflix with a friend and it was actually jokes
hardy jewel
kpop demon hunters was made by sony for netflix, so american production
little furnace
i know very little about kpop demon hunters, the craze for it passed over my hea...
Same here until my SO forced me to watch it. It's... a movie...
fleet wren
Wait which new hors movie
beginning of a new era
cinder karma
Sony is American?
hardy jewel
(but my comment was that anime is jp not korean)
fleet wren
yeah it's out for a while, but this is official english theatre release
red crest
oh. in hindsight that was obvious
little furnace
Sony is American?
The studios probably are.
hardy jewel
Sony is American?
the animation studio is
little furnace
Yep, LA.
rain apex
yeah it's out for a while, but this is official english theatre release
The horse racing in that one was like domain expansion
prisma flume
i know very little about kpop demon hunters, the craze for it passed over my hea...
I can't tell if this is part of the ruse
rain apex
Big screen would be cool 
red crest
I was trying to make the kind of analogy you would make there
It seemed like a bblueberry thing to say
red crest
Alas my wife asked me where Frieren went so the ruse must end 😌
prisma flume
i would never say ungotten.
red crest
you just did
devout vault
I can't tell if this is part of the ruse
that username is wrong, SButton is part of StardewModdingAPI
red crest
yeah please fix your namespace
prisma flume
username length limits 🙂↕️
cinder karma
Sony is Japanese
devout vault
Then do SMAPI.SButton
prisma flume
compile error 🙂↕️
devout vault
at least then it's clear what is meant
cinder karma
They do everything so they're definitely Japanese
devout vault
And not you hallucinating
hardy jewel
I actually thought thye might have been Japanese
I can't tell if you're joking or not
rain apex
My favorite SButton is SButton.MouseX1
devout vault
compile error 🙂↕️
If someone is trying to compile this channel as code, they probably need to see a psychiatrist
hardy jewel
but yes sony the big face is japanese, their studios underneath them are not however
devout vault
compile error 🙂↕️
(also it'll compile error here too because it doesn't exist in StardewValley namespace)
hardy jewel
sony is so big
cinder karma
Look, my impression of Sony is "real fun technology"
prisma flume
then there is no difference between the two names 🙂↕️