⛺peak-vanilla-chat

[tight galleon]

I got through there pretty easily (except all those cactuses...)

[pearl crown]

I wasn't playing today's map, I used a mod to randomize the seed

[tight galleon]

oh i see

[soft prism]

u planning on doing another coco curse?

[tight galleon]

Nice, level 6

[pearl crown]

After I've slept yea, it's 4am now 😭

[soft prism]

goodnight lmao

[pearl crown]

[eternal tendon]

you still climbing?

[soft prism]

yes

[gentle prism]

why cant i talk in peak lfg vanilla?

[eternal tendon]

woah, not answering with yuh

[glass ice]

anyone want to play

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[eternal tendon]

what happened to you?

[soft prism]

been locked in lol

[soft prism]

#lfg-rules

[soft prism]

#lfg-rules

[gentle prism]

? i looked

[wooden pond]

if im on ascent 4 and do ascent 5 will i still get credit for 4?

[glass ice]

i dont have perms for villa chat

[soft prism]

it tells you why you cant type there yet in those rules, please read them

[glass ice]

lfg-chat

[lean monolith]

You need to be level one

It says

If you read the top section

[versed trail]

thank u!

[eternal tendon]

@meager kestrel someone actually caught a reaper leviathan in survival mode after seeing my caged leviathan on creative 😂

[vivid reef]

hi

[hushed dust]

it's me walt

[charred forge]

It’s me RedRocket

[rigid mist]

im trying to do ascent 4-7 anyone wanna play im 19 from australia

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[soft prism]

#lfg-rules

[rigid mist]

where do i put the link to join people

[nimble wing]

my greatest clip of all time (playing with 2 new friends, he recorded) https://medal.tv/games/peak/clips/lVDOVWW52aSGYqnRD?invite=cr-MSxDM04sNTIzOTg2NjAy

[plain bone]

You just paste a link ⁠into your internet browser (the url bar at the top) - You will get a popup to open with steam.
Do it while in the main menu, not the airport. If nothing happens the lobby is full :)

[fiery matrix]

how do you get the look into the sun badge it didnt work last run

[soft prism]

look at the sun with binoculars in mesa

[fading hawk]

is golden bingbong open?

[summer dirge]

no, i dont think so

[unreal mason]

How can i unlock the uniform with white gloves?

[soft prism]

you have an image of the fit?

[cosmic vector]

is tomb open today?

nvm saw prev message lol

[worldly plank]

lol I never seen it from outside perspective
just weeeee into the abyss

[soft prism]

Receive 5 Morale Boosts from campfires.

[unreal mason]

Is possible on solo?

[soft prism]

nah 2 or more ppl

[unreal mason]

cries in no friends

[flint pier]

found this weiner guys

[soft prism]

#🌲peak-lfg-vanilla :3

[dry shoal]

how you all doing scouts :)

[hot arch]

son

[dry shoal]

ye?

[dull pasture]

I SUCK AT PEAKING THE ROOTS AND I HATE THE ROOTS SO MUCH (istg if tmrw isnt like mesa im gonna be sad)

[worldly plank]

😔

[dry shoal]

youre not alone :(

[worldly plank]

alpine for the next two days...

anyway, roots haters unite

[dry shoal]

can i ran a poll?

no alr :(

[slate nexus]

does anyone wanna play peak rn cuz everyone in the vcs rn r using mods or its 20+

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[slate nexus]

mb lolz

[worldly plank]

rip

[thin wagon]

hi guys!!!

[dry shoal]

hi :)

[dry shoal]

huh?

[steady gale]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyone wanna play?

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[deft surge]

hi

[cunning edge]

finally an acceptable run

[dry shoal]

32?

who are these nerds bro :(

[cunning edge]

a few seconds off my best

but it is mesa

[dry shoal]

if i play peak

and if it feels like impossible

idk what to say atp

[cunning edge]

someone else got a 21 so dont look at me

[dry shoal]

is that acs 0?

[remote harness]

Today's map (6 claws in Kiln)

[cunning edge]

there we go

[dry shoal]

wha

its bc im a minor

no fk shot

[cunning edge]

6 claws in kiln i guess

and also he is yeet man

[sturdy vine]

i just ate someone at the peak now i feel bad

[dry shoal]

where tf did that guy come from

[humble breach]

who wants to play

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[soft prism]

#lfg-rules

[feral wave]

hey cryan join backup vc 1

[eternal tendon]

Discord says your status update must be known

[eternal tendon]

Why the drop?

[abstract chasm]

hi peoples

[remote harness]

You mean this one?

[glass ice]

IF YOU WANT TO PLAY GO TO PEAK-IFG-VANILLA

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[worthy forge]

whoever was playing with me (trin) pie, eclipse and cyber ty for playing it was my second game ever and you guys were super fun 💕

[remote harness]

Well you see...

[eternal tendon]

Yeah

Lmao didn't die though

[abstract chasm]

i have 21 achivements

[prime merlin]

yo anyone got an open lobby

[abstract chasm]

fr

[remote harness]

Go to this channel if you want to find lobbies https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1371408628619411526

[soft prism]

huh

[abstract chasm]

guys imma start a game if yall wanna join

[soft prism]

#lfg-rules #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla

[abstract chasm]

imma bout to go in second one bruv

[prime merlin]

it won't let me

[abstract chasm]

i was just saying

[prime merlin]

nvm

[vestal cosmos]

No sleep

[soft prism]

yuh

[dry shoal]

I'm getting bullied

By these things in roots

[lusty onyx]

anyone wanna play?

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[cunning edge]

there are many things in roots

[abstract wren]

me

[dry shoal]

I'll be honest it is possible

What's the third map btw?

[ionic lagoon]

I just got left behind in the kiln lol

They lit the flare while i was climbing which made the timer longer

[cunning edge]

mesa

cactus hell no tomb

[meager kestrel]

are we making subnauticircus now 😂

you'll need a whip

[steel chasm]

LFM

[thin rivet]

@ionic oracle

mic in this game sucks

Players are not able to hear one another

[whole lotus]

someone wanna play

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[soft prism]

#lfg-rules

[dense salmon]

Did they patch the canon thing?

[meager kestrel]

yes, several times

[worldly plank]

[nocturne topaz]

can someone play with me

[remote harness]

https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1415255323287224400

[modern flint]

hi guys i am available, let me know where can I join?

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[soft prism]

#lfg-rules

[vestal cosmos]

Hi available

[wind nexus]

who wants to play

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[eternal tendon]

Subnaughtycircus

[proven kayak]

Is it Mesa today ?

[soft prism]

yes

[eternal tendon]

how's the grind going?

[soft prism]

going well

[strange spear]

i am a complete beginner, is there anything i should know?

[cloud silo]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-shrek-hello-chat-hi-good-morning-gif-24689866

[soft prism]

#1425299272705904811

[strange spear]

will it spoil the game?

[soft prism]

uhh a little ye

[strange spear]

hmm do you think its worth it? or should i just jump in blind?

[cloud silo]

up to you

i personally went in blind

[soft prism]

probably blind ye

you can always come back later to see the guides

[cloud silo]

ye

[soft prism]

theyre pinned

[strange spear]

makes sense

thanks for the help

[cloud silo]

#🌲peak-lfg-vanilla

[strange spear]

im trying to join a steam party from "Looking for group" the steam link does do anything. anybody know a fix?

[cloud silo]

if you have the game open and nothing happens when you post the steam link then the lobby is full

[spare cliff]

I DID IT AGAGIN

[strange spear]

ohh

[spare cliff]

HOW DO I KEEP DOING THAT

[cloud silo]

bc you dont read

[spare cliff]

LOL ik its cuz im so used to always clicking on the server and being in the lfg and i see vanilla so my brain dont register

[fierce acorn]

how do i put things in muy backpack?

[versed rivet]

put backpack on ground

then access it

[fierce acorn]

ty

[versed rivet]

then put it back on your back if done

careful not to let it fall

[fierce acorn]

i just got this badge (:

[stone orchid]

it is still possible

[lapis zinc]

Damn

[soft prism]

A7 pyro run :3
-# might as well post here too lol

[lean monolith]

Guys I have beef wit roots why did a zombie chased me me to climb a tree then when I fell suicide bomb me for extra damage even tho I was already dead

[late depot]

how do i post photos tho?

[lean monolith]

I hate roots

[late depot]

who wants to play? btw im lvl 2

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[soft prism]

go to #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla :3

[late depot]

oh ok thanks :]

[strong rivet]

We got a 4th person on the list O:

[soft prism]

Hehe i also beat piano’s and khoawaii’s time so im happy w that

Yeets time is… too much for mesa lol

[strong rivet]

Yeah that's a little crazy to go for xD now Piano is obligated to do it again

[soft prism]

Next is coco curse A7 pyro

[pearl crown]

I guess it'll be a race for the first ascent of that

[soft prism]

Im so happy with pyro a7 cuz now i get to steal the last prize from piano

[pearl crown]

Since Piano "doesn't have time" I'm sure he'll maintain that a7 pyro regular is harder 😭

[soft prism]

We’ll see how CCA7P will be

These acronyms are getting more complicated 😭

[tardy bough]

would anyone care to help me grab these last 6 achievements I'm missing? I need

Participation Badge
Clutch Badge
Ultimate Badge
Disaster Response Badge
Competitive Eating Badge
Applied Esoterica Badge

[golden radish]

level

[pearl crown]

Do you still maintain that CCA3P is about as hard as A7P?

[soft prism]

I’ll answer that question later lol, A7P is fresh in my mind rn so it feels harder, gotta think it through

[pearl crown]

Ohhh fair fair

It's gotta be harder tbh, I'll be interested to hear your thoughts later though for sure

[eternal tendon]

esp since scout did it on mesa

[median wharf]

i wanted to get the clutch badge, is it require to resurrect different scout or i can resurrect the same?

[mossy yoke]

you can resurrect the same scout 3 times

[split vortex]

GUYSS i need to get level 1

[tardy bough]

https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1405314024878510080

[heavy geyser]

is there mesa today?

[cloud silo]

Yes

Tomb is blocked tho

[tardy bough]

#⛺peak-vanilla-chat message

[cloud silo]

#🌲peak-lfg-vanilla go ask there

[median wharf]

ok thank you for the answer, its really helped me

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[radiant latch]

I struggle with roots sooo bad but everything else is way easier 😞

the weird red smoke the zombies the bugs like what tf

[oak vigil]

hi

how your runnes doing guys?

i am tryna get my son bing bong to the peak

but he's too fat

[hallow egret]

No

[oak vigil]

why?

[rustic wing]

just cook bingbong 😈

[median wharf]

today's roots are so hard af

[abstract chasm]

im tryna get the astronaut badge :D

so im trying resetting the runs

and hopefully i can get a 3 bunch in 2 good luggages

of balooms

[stone orchid]

me when its not ascent 7

[oak vigil]

lol

[haughty dove]

i just bought peak so im seeking to learn 😭

[abstract chasm]

i got peak like 3 or 2 days ago

[stone orchid]

https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1425299272705904811

[crisp dove]

Are there any people from China or Taiwan?

[haughty dove]

ooooo thankss

[random flax]

looking for group 2 people

[abstract chasm]

astronaut badge is hard

cuz u gotta get 6 balloons

[fervent swift]

Finally managed to cook a mandrake, could not find a single portable stove but there was a mandrake right at the top so I just threw him up to the fire slowly

[abstract chasm]

cool

[fresh crow]

You know, you could have just turned off your volume to not get the sleep effect

[dry shoal]

guys

[fervent swift]

I knew, just didn’t want to

[dry shoal]

is it me or

i cant past shore lol

[fresh crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[abstract chasm]

...

[dry shoal]

am i that reckless?

[abstract chasm]

u dont wanna know what i did bruv

[dry shoal]

nah i alr know what happen

dw

[abstract chasm]

u thinking scout cannon?

[dry shoal]

i was thinking falling of a tree

[abstract chasm]

no

i went up so high in a scout cannon

i always fail it tho

idk why

my laptop so bad i ligit lag if i go through grass ;-;

[scarlet shell]

who wants to play

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[abstract chasm]

nuh uh

scoutmaster myres

[dry shoal]

my laptop is so lag the bug on roots goes upside down

[abstract chasm]

lol

[shy roost]

Hi where did the LF game chat go?

[fresh crow]

https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1371408628619411526

[shy roost]

thank you so much!

[static pelican]

how many meters is da player?

[ionic cliff]

like 1m tall if ur talkintg about character model

[static pelican]

yeye ty

[abstract chasm]

gtg to bed

gn!

[short snow]

yo do some 1 know if mushroom biome is in the rotation?

[cloud silo]

it is

[slate flare]

[gaunt oar]

hmmm

[fair shard]

yes, for the next two and a half hours

took me half an hour to get to mesa and i beefed it in the canyon...

[slate flare]

oh roots

[fair shard]

i am. not the best at this game! im good but. also not lol

[slate flare]

practice makes perfect

the main thing is that you're having fun

defo not about being the best at it

[fair shard]

"yeah i can make that" will be written on my headstone

[slate flare]

i watched someone yesterday in LFG while i took a different route, he made it on the route he took, the person following em died, i was thinking to myself why not just follow me? its safer

like going out of their way to pick the worst possible climb 😂

[strong rivet]

The average player in a nutshell

[slate flare]

the thing is the guy had the horns and everything, at first i thought "hey, he might know what he's doing", by mesa i just thought to myself, "this guy is lost."

[strong rivet]

The average player who has beaten ascent 7 is closer to a new player than they are to a good player

[slate flare]

im still at ascent 1 , i don't think my friends are ready for anything else, and i don't solo a whole lot.
tho i could probably do it given a few re-runs, im just not feeling upto it.

usually by the time we game it's 2 hours before and after a biome change 😂

[worn haven]

btw is there anywhere were oyu can suggest features

[flint river]

Who wants to play

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[normal mortar]

me dm the link

[storm hamlet]

me

[urban wolf]

all of you that are looking for a group, read #lfg-rules

-# @normal mortar @storm hamlet @flint river

[normal mortar]

yeah no one is really sending any links that's why i tried finding someone here

[urban wolf]

then make your own? instead of lfging outside the designated spot, there's a designated channel for a reason

[slate flare]

host your own game and send a link?

[normal mortar]

ok trying that

[storm hamlet]

ive litterally DMed the last 3 people looking to play and yall dont reply so idk what to tell you

[worldly plank]

[slate flare]

sounds like the usual

just join a link or host a game and post your own

[urban wolf]

sounds like a skill issue

regardless rules state to not lfg outside #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla so keep it there

[slate flare]

people will post "is anyone playing" right after someone says "hey! looking for a group"

[scarlet shell]

who wants to play dm me

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[urban wolf]

read the #lfg-rules

[scarlet shell]

ok

[slate flare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368870709169881152/1408656267861430333/20250821_080141.gif

[urban wolf]

told you once before already 💔

[scarlet shell]

ok

what does it matter

[urban wolf]

ok

[scarlet shell]

ok

[urban wolf]

next time you lfg outside the designated channel I'm just gonna ping mods cant be bothered with you not following or reading the rules

[ionic valley]

only 1 in 2 billion have more than 2 iq and know what lfg means

[rustic drum]

I still haven't beaten 6 yet, but tbf i have only given it 3 tries

[static pelican]

do u also move like yandere? (cuz i have no tech knowledge)

[urban wolf]

sometimes I wonder how these ''people'' act in the outside world 💔

[slate flare]

i feel like the hardest one would be the stamina usage increase/cost which is like #2

[rustic drum]

That's 6

[slate flare]

but i suppose they all add up

[rustic drum]

2 is hunger

[slate flare]

it is?

[rustic drum]

Yeah

[slate flare]

ah!

yeah now i remember

[rustic drum]

1: fall damage increase
2: hunger increase
3: weight increase
4: no flare
5: night cold
6: more stam usage
7: no reviving

[ionic valley]

im a high rank in another server and i can agree with you

some people can be so unbelievably stupid

[slate flare]

do they go outside?

[strong rivet]

Most* people

[rain drift]

SHouldI play USeiNG the fIrst OptioN?

[ionic valley]

well yeah

[strong rivet]

Give it a try, if you have issues switch it up

[slate flare]

DX12 for newer cards 1000 series and above i believe

DX11 would be easier for older cards

[rain drift]

it just woNT let me JoiN ONlINE FOR SOme ReasoN for FIrst OPTION

[rain drift]

SHoulLD i TRY secouND optioN?

[slate flare]

maybe its the caps lock issue you're having

[rain drift]

No oNe OF mY cOmpUTer KEys IS mISsING

[rain drift]

My COmpuTer Kidda DAmeged A Bit

[slate flare]

are you sure it's the computer?

you havn't bumped your head recently have you?

[rain drift]

can U hELP me FIx it i have to PRess my SPace key N key aND B KEy repacetly to Make them work

[rain drift]

BUT WHEN I use capLOCk IT works

[cedar rover]

You need to get a new keyboard

[rain drift]

well THATCOST A LOT OF MONEY

[cedar rover]

You must have spilt silly juice on it

[rain drift]

I DONT HAVE THAT

[rain drift]

i DONT have MONEY

[rain drift]

TO FIX LAPTOP KEYS ON A 2000$ GAMEING PC

[cedar rover]

So you spent $2000 but cant get a $30 keyboard

[rain drift]

MB let me pull out my 230$ rgB wireless KEYBoard

I forgot i had that

[slate flare]

oh.. they disappeared

[rain drift]

any ways tho this is kidda hard getting used to

and the placement is a bit weird

well cardboard will fix that

thx!!!!

[cedar rover]

Prop it up on your $2000 computer

[rain drift]

yea

[north pawn]

@queen river I saw you panicked at the Kiln. lol Great save though! You did wonderful! 🥳

[severe brook]

Anyone know if golden bingbong spawned today?

I need to know

[eternal tendon]

didn't see him anywhere in the snow

but I'm known to be blind

[severe brook]

Wait I am stupid

Today isn’t the desert map is it?

[eternal tendon]

there is a cool message pinned in this channel that would tell you the info you need

[meager kestrel]

I think you need to wait for the storm

it reveals the entrance

[eternal tendon]

I think I forgot to bring bing bong

that's also the issue

[meager kestrel]

oh yea that too, the key to the cave

[dull sandal]

What IN TARNATION IS TODAY'S MAP???

The shore alone is extremely bad.

But Roots? What is wrong today?

[long tartan]

Is today's map hard?

[dull sandal]

It's being absolutely impossible for me.

[meager kestrel]

it looked alright for me

[slate flare]

i didn't think it was bad

[long tartan]

Really? i thought it was quite bearable for me

[dull sandal]

I'll take note and write skill issue on my notes today then.

[slate flare]

the roots being hardest but even then not as bad as they have been

[long tartan]

Iz okay, maybe on the next island

[slate flare]

kiln wasn't bad at all

[meager kestrel]

think I've found two ancient luggages on Shore n Roots on my first play through

[long tartan]

Woah

[dull sandal]

I found an ancient luggage in Shore.

But in Roots I died shortly after because I got jumped by two beetles and a zombie.

[long tartan]

I'm still trying to get some achievments before trying the higher levels

[dull sandal]

I'm just trying to beat Ascent 6.

I was able to rush through every Ascent.

[meager kestrel]

oh fair you're doing ascent

[dull sandal]

But I am absolutely stuck in Ascent 6.

[long tartan]

Yeah that makes sense

[meager kestrel]

should attemp that on Tropics I think

[dull sandal]

Yeah Tropics and Mesa are my best bets.

I hate Mesa but I hate Alpine more.

[long tartan]

I dislike the Alpines, Mesa's fine

[slate flare]

defo plenty of beetles

[eternal tendon]

I found evil coffins on shore and alpine I think

[dull sandal]

Too many, and while I had two beetles following me and I still saw no way to go up, I saw a zombie and I knew that was it.

[long tartan]

Don't worry, guess Skill Issue is written down here cuz I can't beat the game under an hour XDDDD

[slate flare]

it just wanted a hug

[dull sandal]

You so got it!

[slate flare]

you will!

[long tartan]

Dude

[young valley]

i ate a red Chile

[slate flare]

spicy

[dull sandal]

You can do it in Tenderfoot if it helps.
You can get achievements in the easy difficulty!

[long tartan]

Like, I got a crash out

[slate flare]

but but but

[dull sandal]

That there is painful.

[long tartan]

Ikr XD

[long tartan]

I'm already on tenderfoot XD

[dull sandal]

Then I wish you the best of luck, you'll get it in no time!

[long tartan]

I'm just too fast and make many mistakes

[slate flare]

might i make a suggestion, rather than committing to tenderfoot.

[long tartan]

Thanks, only 3 achievments left till the 100%

Only on steam though

[long tartan]

Of course, what is it

[dull sandal]

Damn???

[long tartan]

So if a kind soul would be so kind to help me I'd be greatful

[long tartan]

I got the hardest/most annoying yesterday in a row XD

I'm so glad that they're done

[slate flare]

i often find it hard to commit the time to playing a single biome/map, especially with my friends as we start late in the day right before the switch up, so i tried morepeak, it allowed us to replay the biome we were on.

[long tartan]

Morepeak sounds like a mod?

[rigid mist]

Hi chatters, I'm new 👋

[dull sandal]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[slate flare]

indeed, but all it does is allow you to map select or random the choices even more so

[eternal tendon]

Yes

[rigid mist]

Haven't even played Peak but the playthroughs are literal peak

Also I'm actually a Boy Scout so if I can find out how to get the game it'd be hella funny

[night flint]

does anyone know how to use the links? im trying to put them in to the browser, and when i do i let steam open it, but my game doesnt do anything.

[slate flare]

then the lobby is full

[dull sandal]

Give me your Steam user bro. I'll get it for you rn

[night flint]

oh

ok

[half veldt]

also make sure you're not in the airport when you use the links

[slate flare]

if nothing happens (providing you are in the main menu of the game), then yeah it will be a full lobby

[night flint]

im in main menu

[night flint]

alr

cause this is one of my first times using links

[slate flare]

all good!

i tried it for the first time yesterday

[misty temple]

Who want ti play

[dull sandal]

Hey does dynamite cook stuff?

I can't seem to be able to cook a book of bones by exploding dynamite near it.

[tawdry pond]

i dont think so, it just explodes dosent it?

[dull sandal]

I think it did.

[restive dragon]

They have to have LoS

[dull sandal]

But like I said, I am not cooking this book of bones for some reason.

[restive dragon]

If the smallest bit of terrain blocks it. No cook

[dull sandal]

LoS?

[restive dragon]

Line of sight

[dull sandal]

Loud and clear.

I will keep trying, bless you!

[restive dragon]

Just take note the explosion might send the item flying

[dull sandal]

I shall I shall.

[slate flare]

yeah, well atleast scorpions

[slate flare]

that too

[burnt drift]

what biomes is it today ?

[crimson shadow]

It’s currently roots and mesa! Though it changes in half an hour

[uneven bone]

24min

[wide wadi]

Backup vc 3 for accent modded

Or just normal

[burnt drift]

wish me luck I need the zombie bite achievement

[celest sorrel]

im new pls help

[urban wolf]

until you explode?

[urban wolf]

read #rules

[final dagger]

Is the concert thing still here?

[celest sorrel]

to peak not discord

[urban wolf]

and what kind of help do you want?

[celest sorrel]

just some basic tips

[urban wolf]

#1425299272705904811 #1422440710480728105

check pins for more peak info threads

[celest sorrel]

kk tysm

[static marlin]

how do I do the link thingy to invite people ?

[wide wadi]

Join vc 3 to play

[final dagger]

You go to you steam profile and somewhere to the right there should be a green invite button and click it and it ahould say something about a link

[urban wolf]

how about you piss off to #lfg-rules

[wide wadi]

My bad bro

[static marlin]

I couldnt find it, but still ty

[fossil tinsel]

hi

[west sorrel]

when I open the game should I be using DX12, DX11 or Vulkan?

[dull sandal]

It really depends on your PC.

You should look it up online .3

[west sorrel]

ok

[dull sandal]

From what I have heard

DX12 if you have a powerful PC, Vulkan if your PC is not too good.
No clue about DX11.

[half veldt]

dx12 can be used on potato pcs
its entirely dependent on your hardware supporting it or not

generally you are fine using the default

[west sorrel]

I feel like my pc isnt too bad but I haven't really upgraded it since I got it a few years ago

[untold quest]

anyone who hasnt played the game before wanna play

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[half veldt]

i would use the default in that case
if you notice problems like models/walls being invisible in the airport, try one of the other options

[west sorrel]

is the defualt vulkan?

[half veldt]

no, dx12

[crimson shadow]

GOOD LUCK!’

[west sorrel]

oh ok

[dull sandal]

Try all of them and it will be easier.

[celest sorrel]

anyone want to play prak

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[azure jewel]

yo anyone tryina play witha new player?

[urban wolf]

read #rules

[urban wolf]

#rules

[azure jewel]

mb illl go to lfg

🙂

[misty solstice]

Bing bong

[rustic drum]

He's evil

[ionic valley]

js carry any healing item other than bandages

anything that heals spores basically

[eternal tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368870709169881152/1407028332200984616/spaghettiBingBong.gif

[soft prism]

I like what you did in the challenge thread lol

[burnt drift]

healing it hasnt been the issue I just NEVER see them unless I'm on A7, I saw one above me but then it either despawnned or yeeted itself off the mountain lol

no achievement sadly

[lime trout]

hiii

i like peak

[ionic valley]

well in the current seed there's a zombie somewhere in the pink smoke, it detected me and jumpscared me. you can easily find the area if you follow 2 orange luggages and fall behind a mountain

cant exactly get a video

[burnt drift]

ooo it's still roots? nice

[ionic valley]

oh nvm it was roots 30 minutes ago...

[soft prism]

Its tropics-alps rn

[ionic valley]

🤷 oops

[lofty sail]

aw man

[burnt drift]

oh lol yeah, thats where I just had a zombie dissapear on me I've been trying to get the bite achievement

I only have 3 achievements left

[soft prism]

[lofty sail]

im playing the game casually again and the new map is pretty fun

[burnt drift]

I WAS done and then it updated achievements and I like keeping it fully done

[ionic valley]

my only achievement left is the book of bones one

[burnt drift]

nice I need that, the rescue claw, and zombie bite

[remote tartan]

mesa or alps?

[soft prism]

Alps

[remote tartan]

thanks

[lime trout]

gi

[visual junco]

are there beehives on today's map?

[worldly plank]

blacksand eh

[visual junco]

there is 1 beehive on the right side of the map on a tall pillar thing

[oblique glen]

Is it Roots again today? 🙁

[rustic drum]

Tropics alps

[twin mantle]

dude i hate roots

[magic bobcat]

I'm so bad at roots 🙁

[twin mantle]

so real

[cunning edge]

dont worry roots is back tomorrow

[oblique glen]

Roots is too complicated, but Tropics I will play!

[twin mantle]

noooooo

[oblique glen]

https://tenor.com/view/no-the-office-michael-scott-scream-gif-16929305

[twin mantle]

anything but that

[rustic drum]

Tip for roots: use the trees and bounce mushrooms to your advantage, they are your best friend

[void mantle]

i love eating uranium

[vestal cosmos]

Tip for roots: skip 50% or more of it using the trees

[magic bobcat]

the bounce mushrooms i routinely kill myself with?

[void mantle]

tip for roots: do a cannon skip

[vestal cosmos]

Tho tbh last roots it felt like the trees barely skipped like 30%

[cunning edge]

if they removed tropics i wouldnt be sad necessarily

[vestal cosmos]

Id be devastated

[rustic drum]

Trees were bad yesterday but the bounce mushrooms were AMAZING

[vestal cosmos]

I love tropics

[void mantle]

if given the chance i always skip the second biome

[cunning edge]

tropics is alright but it means there is no roots which makes me sad

[vestal cosmos]

Ew cannon skip

[rustic drum]

Me neither, roots is fun

[vestal cosmos]

Nuh uh

Roots more like poots

[winter hazel]

im just bored

[vestal cosmos]

Hi just bored im HazMatcha

[rigid mist]

Why play the game if you choose not to play the game

[worn haven]

Do you guys think it would be cool if they added monkeys to the tropics that throw banana peels at you?

[vestal cosmos]

Only if I can throw the monkeys

[blazing silo]

how do i even access lfg guys

[worn haven]

#lfg-rules

[blazing silo]

So do i just horsing around until i reach the level?

alr

[slate flare]

yes

[rigid mist]

Why not just say it in public

[void mantle]

i was

how do u say the word

[rigid mist]

Timed out

[void mantle]

yeah yeah

[rigid mist]

Did you call the second biome ♋️?

[void mantle]

no

i used an acronym starting with s and ending with u

[rigid mist]

Deserved for using cannon glitch

[void mantle]

i will find u

[rigid mist]

You'll have to catch up first

[worn haven]

you ain t catching piano

and even if you did he has 3 coconuts to defend himself

[rigid mist]

4

[void mantle]

little does he know, im guitar man..

[worn haven]

mb

[rigid mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/993652822845440131/1415860619692740740/Untitledvideo-MadewithClipchamp11-ezgif.com-effects1.gif

[void mantle]

and i have a blowdart

[rigid mist]

I really gotta update the gif bro

I did that shit at 40 hours of playtime 💔 I could probably do A7 Pyro sub-30 now

[void mantle]

i have 67 hours of playtime

[urban wolf]

do it do it do it

[rigid mist]

Maybe I'll crank out some attempts today idk

[urban wolf]

[rigid mist]

I'm climbing irl rn

[void mantle]

micheal jackson

[worn haven]

NO SOCKS

[rigid mist]

You're not supposed to wear socks with climbing shoes

[void mantle]

that is highly illegal

[worn haven]

ah

why wear shoes at all

[urban wolf]

saving this image to get your fingerprints after which I will commit crimes and leave your prints everywhere

[worn haven]

just climb mount everest barefoot

[worn haven]

i am kinda lazy can you send me his fingerprint id once your done

[urban wolf]

ofc ofc

[worn haven]

thanks in advance

[rigid mist]

appreciate it

[rustic drum]

Watching piano get doxxed in 4k

[worn haven]

piano is speedrunning getting doxxed

let him cook 🔥

[urban wolf]

you're so right, we need piano toe pics so we can make bank

[rustic drum]

Are you speedrunning peak irl?

[rigid mist]

I am

[rustic drum]

What biome are you at then

[worn haven]

@rigid mist you heard him

[rigid mist]

I climbed a route just for this pic btw 💔

[urban wolf]

fake there's no floating pieces

[rigid mist]

With my phone in my pocket

So suboptimal movements

Had to tech it 🔥🔥

[rustic drum]

Did you use backflip tech?

[worn haven]

can you show proof you have the 4 coconuts with you

[urban wolf]

just get a bra and stuff things in there, they actually make great pockets that dont hinder your movement

[sly creek]

tropical is crazyyy omg

[rigid mist]

So true

[plain hollow]

peak in real life

[rigid mist]

Gotta delete the pic now because it actually can be used to doxx me lol

[urban wolf]

safety first

[worn haven]

yk people have discord mods so they can see deleted messages right?

🥀 bro is not safe

[rustic drum]

I think it was safety second... he sent the photo first

[void mantle]

I know where you are

[rigid mist]

They need to have the chat loaded at the time to do that iirc

[urban wolf]

you mean third party apps like vencord/better discord?

[rigid mist]

I don't think any of my haters are here rn so I'm safe

[urban wolf]

yeah pretty sure it'd have to open from what I remember as well

[worn haven]

I think so i don t use it

[void mantle]

u sure?

[worn haven]

I am biggest piano hater on the world

[void mantle]

nuh uh

[worn haven]

sleep with a eye open tonight (Hope you get the joke just writing this here i don t get reported for a threat)

[rustic drum]

Agreed, trumpets are better

[void mantle]

no.

[urban wolf]

clearly I need to up my game if I'm no longer one of your biggest enemies 💔

[void mantle]

the kazoo is top tier

[urban wolf]

nah threatening piano is fine dw

[rigid mist]

I'm used to it

[worn haven]

great

[rigid mist]

I'll be collecting lots more this year so you have work to do 🙏

[urban wolf]

Catching haters like pokemon, I applaud the grind

[worn haven]

cut off like one of his toes or smth then he prob mad at you

[void mantle]

but i own an airfrier

[visual junco]

anyone know where the capybara's at?

[rustic drum]

That's not what the image says...

[void mantle]

third biome

[visual junco]

well duh

i mean where on today's map

[rustic drum]

They are in the alpine

[rigid mist]

Mountain

[void mantle]

theyre in the snow to be more specific

[visual junco]

also mesa

[rustic drum]

But today is alpine

[rigid mist]

Mesa is there, it's just invisible

[visual junco]

omg the ragebaiting is crazy

[rustic drum]

I think they are above you

[rigid mist]

Unless you're at the top of Alpine

In which case probably below you

[visual junco]

they are way up on the mountain?

[void mantle]

theyre in the same mountain as you

[rigid mist]

Though if you're in Caldera it could be either or

[rustic drum]

They are where the hot spring is

[signal flint]

Hi
Wanted to ask here should I know something about Peak before playing
Cause I know a bit about it and watched dev's shorts, but never got a chance to play, until now

[void mantle]

shore

[rigid mist]

Nope. Just don't use the cannon glitch

[void mantle]

USE THE CANNON GLITCH

[rustic drum]

Climbing could be helpful

[void mantle]

only if you're struggling on ascents

[kind cape]

What is cannon glitch please

[signal flint]

Know about the cannon glitch
Like I said, I know a bit

[rigid mist]

If you want to go in blind, I encourage it. If you want help/tips, check out #1422440710480728105 #1425299272705904811

[void mantle]

cannon glitch is for ascents

[digital berry]

hello pepolz i wanna play peak

[whole minnow]

Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)

[rigid mist]

It's for people who suck at video games

[void mantle]

im on like my 50th ascent 5 attempt

[kind cape]

I don't want to shoot myself out of a cannon, that sounds danger

[void mantle]

im gonna go insane

[rigid mist]

Try guides

[void mantle]

just get baloons

[rigid mist]

Ascent 5 isn't any harder than Ascent 4 really

[void mantle]

oh yeah, so useful

[rustic drum]

They really are...

[rigid mist]

They tend to do that yeah

[signal flint]

Got it
I joined here for the lfg groups, cause the game still(for now) doesn't have matchmaking

[void mantle]

theyre not useful

[rigid mist]

Lmao

[kind cape]

I found ascent 2? with all the vines and the frost really tricky, what helps with that?

[void mantle]

its all the kiln's fault

[rustic drum]

Clearly you dont know what you're talking about

[void mantle]

the kiln should explode

[cunning edge]

arent you the guy who said you cannon glitch for roots

[rustic drum]

Eat any and all natural food that doesnt harm you significantly

[void mantle]

yup

[rigid mist]

Frost? You mean fog? If that happened in Tropics it was the fog. That happens if you take too long in a biome

[kind cape]

Ah. That makes sense, thanks

[rigid mist]

Some people play video games. Other people buy them, pretend to play them, and then get upset at people with functioning hands

[kind cape]

Where do you get a climber's cannon? That well known piece of climbing equipment

[rigid mist]

If you want beginner tips and info, check out #1425299272705904811
If you want the best answers to any questions, ask them in #1430717219435970640

[rustic drum]

I dont know what to say about that... that was diabolical

[inner shuttle]

whats the rotaion today

[rustic drum]

Trop alp

[rigid mist]

Luggage

[void mantle]

cannon glitch is for people who did 50 attempts at the same ascent and just want to get it over with

[rigid mist]

It's just rare

[inner shuttle]

@rustic drum ty

[rigid mist]

Ramming your head into the wall over and over again expecting it to fling you up is not a good idea

Do you know how Ascent 5 cold works?

[void mantle]

yes

[rigid mist]

Most people just panic and die

[kind cape]

No

[rigid mist]

Explain it then

[void mantle]

it makes u cold overtime

[worldly plank]

that is me fr

[void mantle]

lantern, people, or the calabrian berries remove cold

[rigid mist]

How much? How fast? When? Where does it stop? How can you mitigate it?

[urban wolf]

I was reading through the chats fast and had to take a double take on this one, was wondering whetever or not you needed to be murdered but good to see you're still sane

[rustic drum]

2.5 cold every 5 seconds

[cunning edge]

calabrian

[worldly plank]

calamitas

[void mantle]

yes

[kind cape]

Capabarian

[rustic drum]

Supreme witch?

[void mantle]

the people that live in australia no?

[rigid mist]

That's not everything

[void mantle]

people that live in australia = calabrians no?

[kind cape]

Capybara

[void mantle]

no wait calabrians are people named caleb

[kind cape]

Capybara

[rigid mist]

Wait how do you know guides aren't useful if you haven't looked lol

[void mantle]

ive looked

helped me 0

[rigid mist]

Incredible

[void mantle]

theyre litteraly like "cold is bad"

[rigid mist]

How often do you trip? Like when you walk

[urban wolf]

sounds like more of a you problem than a guide problem since it has helped plenty of other people lol

[rustic drum]

I dont think he looked

[rigid mist]

No, actually they say cold is pretty fine actually

[void mantle]

6 or 7 times a week

[rigid mist]

Oh you're a middle schooler

[void mantle]

nah

[rigid mist]

That explains it. Stop playing peak, go do your algebra homework

[worldly plank]

bad mood today?

[void mantle]

ive been done with middle school for years now

[rigid mist]

Cannon glitcher who hates guides because he sucks ass 💔

[rustic drum]

Unfortunately my school is being dumb and I dont have access to that homework yet

[void mantle]

i am pro at peak except for ascent 5

[cunning edge]

amazing sentence

[rustic drum]

Ascent 5 doesnt really do anything

[void mantle]

all other ascents r easy

[strong rivet]

What kind of professional feats have you accomplished?

[rustic drum]

What's ur fastest time

[void mantle]

35m

on the peak difficulty

[strong rivet]

That's very good 😄

[surreal vessel]

huys how to make link for invite

[void mantle]

idk man

i just invite people from shift tab

[strong rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1368870709169881152/1391143515354038352/INVITEGUIDE.gif?ex=696c901c&is=696b3e9c&hm=eebc6c61229fe8662b676015ac14fce3ed2e2c893ed7d83ffd306ecd2ad5f57c&=

[safe kraken]

Wdym bro
Ascent 5 has cooked all of my solo attempts
I never find replacement lanterns

[cunning edge]

just sleep

[void mantle]

lanterns arent really the problem

[worldly plank]

you guys gotta pin that gif somewhere, I can't keep searching for y'all old messages everyti-
oh there it is

[rustic drum]

If you go quick enough you dont need a second lantern

[strong rivet]

What if I told you that you could complete Ascent 5 entirely without lanterns o:

[void mantle]

lantern can last the whole run if u use it sparingly

[cunning edge]

the cold cant even kill you if you dont have other stuff

[void mantle]

but i do have other stuff mate

[safe kraken]

Can you do it solo though
I know you can huddle with friends to reduce cold

[strong rivet]

Absolutely

[remote harness]

I think I didn't use the lantern for my A7 Pyro run

[cunning edge]

just eat before you pass from the cold

[rustic drum]

Oh for sure

[strong rivet]

Alright now that blows my mind, you were fast enough in A7 Pyro to hit the campfires for each night xD

[void mantle]

weight?

[worldly plank]

they already ran through ascent 7 full of coconuts on their back 😭

[rustic drum]

Drop ur backpack

[cunning edge]

put down your stuff 😭

[strong rivet]

Ahh, professional Peak player theroistgoose meet the best Peak player Dr.yeet.man

[void mantle]

what if im dumb and eat a suspiciously colored mushroom

[rigid mist]

Then why do you struggle lol

[rustic drum]

Skill issue

[void mantle]

kiln bad :C

[rigid mist]

Skill issue

[worldly plank]

sadge

[cunning edge]

a5 doesnt affect the kiln

[worn haven]

yeah

[rigid mist]

Also is that 35m run with or without biome skips?

[kind cape]

WAT IS KILN

[void mantle]

ive gotten lucky with kiln when i did all other ascent

[rustic drum]

That's the easiest part of a5 (except caldera but that doesnt count)

[rigid mist]

Final biome

[void mantle]

without

with is 38min somehow

[rigid mist]

Why tf are you cannon glitching if you can get 35m runs

[void mantle]

i am roots/tropics #1 hater

[rigid mist]

Skill issue

[void mantle]

even if its super easy ill still skip it

[kind cape]

how do you skip biomes?

[rustic drum]

Skill issue

[strong rivet]

Interesting choice of biomes to hate

[void mantle]

cannon glitch

[rigid mist]

An exploit. Don't do it, it's lame

[worldly plank]

you don't have to learn this lol

[cunning edge]

i could just skip the game and get a 50 sec time

[rustic drum]

I personally used to hate alp/mesa

[kind cape]

fuck the cannon glitch man

[void mantle]

if you're lucky yeah

[rigid mist]

MY MAN

[rustic drum]

They were the biomes I died to the most

[void mantle]

mesa's problem is the weird mountain

[strong rivet]

Welcome to the Discord Benjeh, we love you already

[worldly plank]

used to?
I hate all roots, tropics, mesa, alpine and kiln
after that I hate shores 😄

[void mantle]

atp delete the game

[worldly plank]

rude

[cunning edge]

i hate the peak 🗿

[rustic drum]

Yeah not anymore because I no longer have skill issues

[void mantle]

dude all u like is caldera

[rustic drum]

Unless I'm impatient

[worldly plank]

damn
That gonna be take me forever

[cunning edge]

who could hate calera

[strong rivet]

I hate this game so much I try to complete it as fast as I can at least 5 times a day

[void mantle]

it got egs

[signal flint]

Why some of you don't like the cannon glitch? Genuine question

[rigid mist]

I love this game so much I play it like once a week

[void mantle]

they thinks its lazy

[pearl crown]

I've never fumbled anything so hard in my life, this a7 pyro was going so perfectly 😭

[rustic drum]

Its cheating

[void mantle]

you really wanted that cookie huh

[rustic drum]

Rip

[strong rivet]

We prefer to see people git gud and show off some actual skill

[signal flint]

Well I can see skipping all the map count as being lazy
If I remember the glitch correctly

[void mantle]

id rather die than do tropics with a lot of bombs

[cunning edge]

skipping anything is lazy

[rustic drum]

Just open your eyes

[cunning edge]

you (probably) payed money for this game, play it

[worldly plank]

well using cannon glitch for fun and giggles is fine
Just don't brag about it to be fair

[void mantle]

what about skipping? like the running-like thingy

[strong rivet]

I'll be honest, I kinda skipped Mesa in a LFG run yesterday by killing myself so I could take a snack break while the rest of my team completed it for me :3

[rustic drum]

Caldera?

[void mantle]

no

the thing that is like running but not exactly

[urban wolf]

only valid way of skipping biomes

[rustic drum]

Idk what you mean tho

[void mantle]

yk

[strong rivet]

See that, I'd rather kill myself than do the cannon glitch

[dull sandal]

What a sentence.

[rustic drum]

He's not wrong

[void mantle]

he is

[urban wolf]

bro is all alone with the ❌

[rustic drum]

Says the 1 x person

[void mantle]

cannon glitch is good if you're skipping second biome only

[urban wolf]

bro pays to play games to not actually play them, incredible

[void mantle]

i have 70 hours n all achivements, ive played it bro

[blissful spire]

How's today's map for Gourmand or 24 Karat?

[void mantle]

its alpine today.

[rustic drum]

70 hours and found 0 use for tech and guides

[void mantle]

i think

[rustic drum]

Trop alp

[void mantle]

yes

[void mantle]

thats me

you're probably wondering how i got into this situation.. lets rewind back to 3 days ago when-

[trail eagle]

Peak for console

[rustic drum]

Quick question, what's your ratio of win/loss (estimated)

[void mantle]

uh

like 13 win 150 loss?

[strong rivet]

You're probably wondering why I hate myself

[void mantle]

thats almost 10%

[signal flint]

There are worse games to be addicted to

[keen prawn]

hey is there any voice chat that i can play peak with

[rustic drum]

Do me a favor, and go over backflip tech, aggro climbing, and double lunge in pianos tech guides rq

[strong rivet]

I found one

[void mantle]

i do know about double lunge

i use it often

and i use backflip to kill myself

[signal flint]

Almost 2 thousand hours, damn

[strong rivet]

I wish I could get all of them back

[urban wolf]

🥀 I think mine might be worse

[rustic drum]

Oh my

[void mantle]

my most played is 68.1h on peak

[strong rivet]

TF2 is okay, you're going to need a lot of therapy for that amount of hours in Dead by Daylight though

[rustic drum]

Terraria with 750

[dull sandal]

I thought my 1.3k hours in Terraria were bad but damn you are all even worse.

[void mantle]

i also have 64min in goose game

welp, gotta play celeste, goodbye people (remember, i always watch)

[urban wolf]

I spent most of my time in tf2 in a community filled with preds as a minor 😭

[rustic drum]

Go play the other mountain game with much less tech than peak

[void mantle]

much less tech?

[dull sandal]

"much less tech than peak"

[rigid mist]

That's not enough time in terraria

[urban wolf]

+for some reason 90% of the people in the community were furries

[strong rivet]

I'm sorry to hear that 🙁

[void mantle]

how does celeste have less tech than peak bro

[rustic drum]

English is not englishing for me today

[urban wolf]

its fine, it built character 💀

[rigid mist]

Celeste is one of the techiest games released in the past decade 💔

[rustic drum]

I've 100%'d both

[rigid mist]

This guy is using none of it though let's be real

[void mantle]

time to suffer in chapter 3 B-Side

[strong rivet]

Still on the hunt for someone with more Peaks than me. It's starting to look unlikely

[rustic drum]

Most of the "tech" is just common stuff the game forces you to use

[cedar rover]

Do hacks count

[strong rivet]

Absolutely not!

[mossy yoke]

the hotel chapter is so hard!

[cedar rover]

[rigid mist]

Nah gilboard ngl this isn't true

[void mantle]

the b side is

[rigid mist]

Celeste speedrunning is fucking crazy

[void mantle]

yeah those who do it have problems

[rustic drum]

what do they use in speedrunning that im not aware of?

[dull sandal]

This is what happens to people trying to do cannon glitch, the cannon eats your hands.

[rigid mist]

I'm not super familiar with it tbh but I do know that Celeste speedrunning is one of the most skillful things in modern gaming

whats the cannon glitch?

[rigid mist]

Cheat

[rustic drum]

ive watched speedruns, they are heavily optimized with stuff they teach you in chapters 8 and 9

[rigid mist]

Optimization becomes tech at a certain point

[urban wolf]

[rigid mist]

but what does the glitch do

Spider tech is just optimized horizontal climbing

[rigid mist]

Sends you to the end of the game for free

oh

Disliked by people with skill 💔

[rustic drum]

I'll give you that, but in celeste speedruns, to my knowledge, use a LOT of hypers and wall bounces to get around quickly

[rigid mist]

Yeah

[rustic drum]

all stuff you use in most of chapter 9

[dull sandal]

I keep trying the glitch in order to impress someone but I cannot even recreate it. Genuinely cannot do it.

It's time to accept defeat and just show them a video.

[rigid mist]

It's not impressive

It's lame and boring 🥀

[urban wolf]

impess someone with the most looked down upon feature of the game? 😭

[dull sandal]

Yeah but like first time you see you are like
WHAT

That kind of impress.

[rigid mist]

The Peak equivalent of renting a cyber truck for a day to impress a date ngl

[urban wolf]

might as well squat down, take a shit and point at it like ''omg look at what I did!'' it'd be just as impressive

[signal flint]

So is not even funny?

[rigid mist]

Nah

[signal flint]

Damn

[urban wolf]

actually this might be even more impressive

[rigid mist]

If they're a moron maybe

[dull sandal]

Well damn I don't like the glitch but I think it is pretty interesting to showcase glitches in games.

[rigid mist]

It doesn't take much brain to see an obviously impossible time and know that they used an exploit

[void mantle]

hello fellow water bird lover

[rustic drum]

you don't even need the time, the graph would say it all

[void mantle]

i ragequit

[cunning edge]

i saw someone post a 25 m with cg time the other day

[rustic drum]

i hated 3B from 1 singular room that cost me 900 deaths

[rustic drum]

thats fun

[void mantle]

3b was made for masochists

[slate flare]

there are worse than that

[void mantle]

ah yes, room of pain

[rustic drum]

my least favorite room in all of celeste

[slate flare]

just jump out that big window

[rigid mist]

The graph gives a lot more info than people realize. I can look at a graph and tell the biomes, whether there was a tree route, whether they use cactus ball throwing, if they milked Caldera, etc