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very helpful
I try my best 
Eated this ion feel too good guys
should I play the bugle don't have the acheivement yet
Why can't I post in lfg?
Mesa. You can also always check the PEAK wiki, it will give you the answer with less sass than the people here, lol
skill issue resulting from not having read the #rules
Ooh, Miss Information is giving savage today, I like it!
6777
is the tomb open today?
Yes, but the exit is blocked, so you have to go out the same way you go in
I was gonna say the same thing but I was too slow. 
badass thank you
Apparently I haven't eared my Play With Strangers badge yet

You will! Just send at least 1 message a minute for about 5 mins and you should be good to go. You'll get pinged over in #🎖️badge-levelling when you make it.
I heard cooking things to medium rare makes them gooder is this information factual?
food items cooked once get more stamina bonus
don't cook tools like launchers, they become unuseable
Ok thanks
about to try and attempt ascent 1
Is it dark as hell in the tropics today or is it just me?
why is the tomb exit blocked 😭
Apparently some items can also be cooked twice? But I don't know which ones can be done successfully and I don't think it adds anything. I'm hoping the double-cook mechanic might help with poisonous foods, but I haven't tried it yet.
You got this, Kuro believes! 
I actually used to spread this as misinformation back close to when I joined (not on purpose though) 😂
But yeah the well done is just a warning that its going to burn next
I can tell
I just got the pun
why is the tomb exit blocked i cant leave it
😎
you have to climb back to the entrance
That was so funny bing bong crash the plane
😎
Everytime someone says “that was peak” i say “The game” to mess with them
that was peak
what biome is it now?
Mesa
The game?
😎
is the tomb supposed to be blocked
That reaction gave me a wake up
Yes
Unfortunately. You have to climb your way back to the entrance.
IS MESA!?!!??!!??!!!
YES!?!!??!!??!!!
It isnt
WHERE TOMB?!??!???!!??!!!??
TOMB BROKEN?!??!???!!??!!!??
Its not mesa unfortunately
BUT IS IT STILL THERE?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!
it is
YES?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!
It isn’t and you can’t prove otherwise
WHERE IS IT?!??!!!!!??????!!???
im literally climbing in the mesa with golden bing bong rn
lies, you can’t fool me
Tropics today is so buns ✌️
Is that good or bad?
Buns = bad
I gave up on Ascent 5 and still struggled on Tenderfoot. I had a crashout.
WHERE IS THE TOMB?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? ?!?!!???!? ?!?!!???!? ?!?!!???!? ?!?!!???!? ?!?!!???!? ?!?!!???!? ?!?!!???!? ?!?!!???!?
PLZ CHECK #1405612577454690375 message
no I mean is it meant to be blocked by design
How is today Mesa? I thought we had Mesa yesterday?
RNG
THANK YOU MA’AM??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!?!?
I need to try for needlepoint today
normally that would be a big ass, wheelchair friendly ramp.. then some very wheelchair unfriendly stairs. But a way straight out.
It is meant to have randomly generated rocks in the maze and cavern. Sometimes those block the path.
Another example are the blocked Capybaras on the Edge after climbing down
but i thought i had heard we ended up with mesa yesterday too
mesa is hard
Mesa is meh
i need to get the participation badge soon i want that tattered outfit
THE CABYBARA IS IN THE WALL
im peaking it while im seeking it and im geeking it cause im making it to the peak and im leaking it while im tombing it, no not alpining it. yes im mesaing bing bong is gracing it while im lacing it, we are tracing it and im facing it while im grading it🕺
I'd be down to help you out, but I'm not gonna play anymore today before I go insane lol
Alpine Saturday, mesa Sunday till they swapped the map due to the campfire. Then it was alpine. Monday was mesa still they released 1.28.a then it was alpine..today is mesa
lol fair im probably gonna do it sunday cause im pretty swamped with homework all week plus i wouldnt be able to use mic till sunday anyway
They died
NOOOOOOO
Mesa or alpine today?
scroll up lik 4 messages bro
Mb just had to ask
throughout heaven and earth, i alone am the PEAKing one
wonder if well ever get the shop
therse a time and andpalce for evrythin, just not now, and not here
Hello, how are you doing today peakers
or if itll permanently be blocked off in the airport. would be cool to get points or smth for peaking that we could spend on other cosmetics
hewwo everyone
I hope they add a bar at the airport so I can get a beer before my flight
we wont get the shop
Not with that attitude
but its right there, why cant we get the shop
idk, just dont think its their main priority rn, i was just joking around
:(
Their priorities lies with the airport bar
but i think maybe next big update but defenetly in the next 3updates, also i hope the shopkeepr is bingbng

i hope we get acess to the other 15993 gates soon
Also I found out that the area past those grates is unfinished if you climb up and look at it from above
yea th scoutmaster just chills there
yeah wheres gates 1-6 actually
He’s waiting for his flight
Scout master Myres
Im the best at PEAK
I just want customization slots :c so I don't have to change my outfit all the time
same, i have like 3 diferent fits, my normal one, the scoutmaster one, and gojo
I'm proud of my Medi-Scout Kuro Outfit :D
yea im proud of my mane one 2, bit its seen some things out there
Mine is posted in #📸peak-clips-and-screenshots if you wanna see mine! (looking fresh, but why are you purple?
)
best color
@wet mist i wanna play be n my friend lookingbfur others rn
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
@crude escarp speak your voice here, not in the lfg vanilla channel. It's hurting me watching you type know you'll respond there again.
It's funny Hehe
do you need to throw golden bing bong in from the top of the kiln?
no just in the lava (of the inside of the kiln)
once you reach the Kiln, just drop it inside the Lava
I gained a Satisfaction Level of 100 when I dropped it inside the Kiln so I got my final badge.
is messa here today?
Yes
idk if it actually does but i feel like cooking an energy drink makes it give me more energy, i just cooked and drank 2 and now have a full bar
It does indeed. Even cooked Bandages
Cooking an energy drink sounds like a great idea in real life
wait is it energy drink? i always confused the bottled drinks from the soda cans and dont know which is actually an energy drink
Don't give me ideas...
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243412203509/76561198057056416
oh sports drink. i love cooking sports drinks
@near siren say your iconic catchphrase
can it happen that a lobby is unjoinable and is there a fix for that we tried everything from restarting steam and everything and we don't want to loose the run
I prefer to call it a water bottle, it makes more sense to me.
steam invite is also not coming through
i need 2 more with mics, just regular. I keep getting trolled by non mic players joining the lobby and starting the game, dm me if u wanmna join
ITS KILN TIME
yeah it looks like a bottle of water. i call the cans soda cans more than energy drinks tbh cause i dont ever drink energy drinks
i love peak
im fairly new to peak (about 3-4 hours, loving the game so far)
does anyone have any tips or tricks to help? anything would be appreciated really
sacrifice your friends to the gods above and you will be victorious
Better to backtrack than trying to barely make it, failing is 99% chance of death
that makes sense
thanks
how do i heal cactus damage?
Oh and lunge before your main stamina runs out! As long as you do it before it begins to spend the extra that lunge is nearly free
Removing the thorns manually (or with the help of a friend), cure all or they fall off after a while
Grab wall, look at thorns, e to remove
Close the game and the thorns will be gone 
yall think when we cook trail mix were cooking the plastic too and consuming a bunch of carcniogens?
why is tropics extra hard this time around 🙃🙃
so cure all is the only way to survive the 5 cactus badge, unless i have a friend?
Is it alpines or mesa today?
I DIED
Sir, cure all cannot remove thorn damage from cactus balls
you said cure all cry emoji
but new personal record
✨
cure all heals 25 thorn damage IF its actual thorns, NOT A CACTUS BALL
oh dear! how shall i not die from cactus ball
estimated 60-75% up into the kiln
maybe itll be the last thing i do before i reset...
though the kiln is easier today than ive done in the past, i hope i can peak today 
cant hear other people
When I played with a friend, I just jumped into cactus balls and he saved me
Can you cook items in the lava streams in the tropics?
if you are at max hp just walk into the last one then immediately grab and throw, easy
I thought it was funny trying to do a streamed solo run to get the lone wolf patch and I'd have kids be like 'Can I join you' like I am offline mode lmao
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
Forget the Kiln, Tropics was a mess
I'm not praying for you.
-# because I believe in you c:
Yah had me in the first half, Kuro lol
I went to the left iirc, like VERY VERY left, at the map border. (Tho I just do what I feel like and don't follow a path)
You wouldn’t cook an energy drink.
Actually
you should
Don't doubt my power of free will 
it's mesa today, correct?
things are not going my way in the tropics today
lock in
@dusky fog without mic?
why is the world border just blinding white?
The government doesn't want you to discover the truth.
forgot to pack food and i dont know which tropics berries are trustworthy
Check the Wiki, it's showing you all the information you need. (Or just DM me, up to you ^^)
this tropics is the worst mess of brambles ive ever seen
Why else do you think I'm taking a break for 4 days 
trailmix is my saviour
I recommend to start almost at full left, and then slowly going right as you go up
Imagine if you could climb the volcano from the outside instead of from the inside
that was a topic a while ago but this would be impossible without mods or cheats
I’m certain theres an invisible barrier preventing that from happening
Also its probably not rendered at all
tropics are getting me crazy as always 
leave no trace badge is gonna kill me when i attempt it
ikr I'd rather climb the Mesa twice than climb Tropics again
I did that one in addition to the naturalist badge
it does look fully rendered from the caldera but there are just no rest spots at some point so it's unclimbable... maybe if you launch yourself most of the way up with a cannon? if there's no invisible wall up there
wait for an easier map, trust me. Keep your sanity safe 
I basically couldn’t use luggages at all
Rendered probably isnt the right word, I mean like modeled, like you could actually climb on it and not just phase through it
hell yeah got through tropics and only item i used (aside from healing) was an energy drink to cross a chasm
true true: not sure if the outside has collision
Also you’d have to deload the caldera once you’re on it
Even if you had 11 Lollipops, Pitons or whatever, which would also be very very unlikely - you still wouldn't pass
mesa time. gotta find the ball cacti
"pandora's for coconut is not that good" - @rigid mist
literally untrue. slander. i will not stand for this. my lawyers will be in contact with you soon
is that a capybara butt?
yeah don't take pics of it that's weird man
you can probably glitch into the wall with an item to grab the yellow winterberry
hi hi
Thats his corpse
Greetings!
I haven't seen that damn thing spawn once...
any tips for the climb today? bouta run it in a squad
climb up and eat your friends
climb in the good spots
A lot of patience for Tropics. It's...pain.
ughhh what has been up with tropics lately
oh man is it Evil Tropics again
tombs open, exits blocked.
If you're going in; you need 2 chain cannons or a ton of pitons for the parkour, and an anti item or bean for the climb back up the entrance
To the lefttt
i just tried the cannon glitch... oh my god. i did not realize how high itd send me and i ended up hitting a wall.. WOW.
how do we join a game with people?
does sunscreen count against "leave no trace"?
We tried to get the golden bing bong from the mesa, the entrance to the tomb was open but the exit was blocked by a rock :(
Why do the vines just go all over the place, are they stupid
i mean its something i use up so im not propping anything into the ground
I was relying on 2 Lollipops and a lot of confidence in myself 😭
o0o didnt even consider those
You consume it not place it
You interact with it, not consume it (technically speaking
)
wrong chat
I’ll consume you (im about to starve and I want to achievement)
i have canabalism off
But I taste like hand sanitizer :c
No you taste like sunscreen
well i got needlepoint but died
worth it
was kinda hoping i wouldnt die from needlepoint so i could attempt leave no trace since i completed shore and tropics without placing anything
You'll get there eventually, I believe in you! c:
its a hard one to survive
can i get someone to play with?
use the #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla channel
oh
aside from leave no trace, im now just left with several multiplayer badges
WOOHOO I JUST BEAT ASCENT 7 SOLO 🎉
NICE
Are you from NA? I could perhaps help you get them.
is there something wrong with mesa? my cpu/gpu is hardly underload and it's hella laggy
if i wanna buy the game but don't have any friends i can't get every badge right
ya, sux when the people you play with stop playing...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831313157585764415/1415115882686054501/image.png?ex=68c208de&is=68c0b75e&hm=74134b9c8303b02c7b6f91bd10c01c61ca63b5c0f3ab0e9fbd91bee160c4f219&
Hello peeps
ever since we all quit the game on mesa, the next time I loaded into a lobby my fps is like 30
I will play with you pookie ❤️🩹
lmao
exact thing happened to me. my friends stopped before i was able to get most of the multiplayer badges
Hello bipedal meatball
How do I get the Bing Bong frame'?
It was a Discord Quest a while ago. I don't think it's available anymore.
:c
alright, time to see if i can peak without climbing gear
my shepherd lead me through this seed
im gonna need to save a bunch of energy drinks and food for the kiln cause thats the hardest part where i usually need rope and chain launchers the most in the past
it's not worse than Tropics, I can tell you that
once i got past the giant bramble bush at the beginning of tropics it wasnt too bad imo
not a fan of mesa tbh its difficult to follow the tunnels
Mesa or Alpine today?
Mesa
wow probably impressive
You went way back for that one wth xD
It's even more impressive that you replied to a 11/12 days old message
Longer than that even, that post was in the end of July xD
i've got nothing better to do lol
you can get the resourcefullness badge
in offline mode if you eat a cooked bird in the calder (10% drop chance from a big egg)
you get the resourcefullness badge
43 days then. (I sometimes confuse 7 with August) 
Thats a month Kuro
I know. I made a mistake.
how long is the "time limit" on peak difficulty (ive been playing on tenderfoot to get a hang of the controls and noticed that theres "no time limit")
I don't think there is any.
the fog is the time limit
time limit is the fog that chases you once you start climbing over 100m
its not extremely fast
Apologies. I overlooked the "PEAK" Difficulty.
mmmm, energy drinks
wrong twice in the span of 10 minutes one more and my dad's gonna get you
how to get knocked out tutorial
New biome has to be either a swamp or a rocky plateau
I'm waiting. I got nothing else to do.
new biome should replace Kiln with a giant geyser, and the time limit launches you
A cave biome would be so cool
i find it silly that you can just cook balloons
i need this for the kiln cause im trying to do leave no trace
why can i see through the ground in the game
I think they're doing a Tropics replacement bc kiln is deep in the game you wouldn't get there as often
cooking everything is the beauty of this game
I like my bingbong incinerated
backpack? cooked. bugle? cooked it
I've never cooked a balloon, so good to know it's possible. I accidentally incinerated a rope spool that I actually needed and I was like we're not doing that again lol
who doesnt like to play on a charbroiled bugle
The era of bugle song covers is coming I'm doing a mario one later
Your liver is fucked
can someone tell me why i can see through the ground
You’re going schitzo
how about now that i cooked them all?
Drinking a "cooked" energy drink doesn't inherently change the health risks associated with the ingredients, as heating energy drinks will likely alter the taste and potentially reduce the effectiveness of some ingredients, but the risks of high caffeine and sugar content remain. Consuming too much caffeine from energy drinks can lead to dehydration, an increased heart rate, high blood pressure, insomnia, and heart palpitations. Over-consumption can also cause more severe cardiovascular issues like ventricular arrhythmias and QT prolongation
(I totally didn't google it
)
Do mushrooms spawn anywhere other than shore and tropics?
They spawn in Mesa
how do i fix that i can see through the floor
got thrown at the border of the world by a dust devil and it surprisingly didnt kill me
Oh good, im working on the mushroom achievement
please
you might benefit from using the #1371455169098678292 channel
what do you think the new biome is going to be
Guh..?
Windows + Shift + S
Snipping Tool
Or Windows + Print
Or F12 on Steam
thanks again
i fell in the tomb but took a health item while falling
Pro gamer moves
shouldve posted with the comment lmao dang slow down
nah pro gamer moves is when you through the tomb with out using a item
i suppose this isnt vanilla because of the percentage indicator but its not game breaking
Pretty sure I can do that
yeah i did it once but it was really hard
clutching with a healing item as you fall does feel pretty cool though
can i get the food achievement with the desert?
new update?
this is me being cool and chatting to be lvl 1
I just played for 2 hours and died right at the end. why is this game so cruel 😭
very cool of you
If you're talking about the "no packaged food" achievement, then yeah, it doesn't matter. As long you reach the PEAK without eating any packaged food.
no the one where you cook coconut honeycomb
is the endurance badge still bugged?
Usually yes, but today's Capybara Pool in the Mesa is blocked because of the RNG generation. So you have to try it again next map.
recs for which direction to head in tropics today? i've been stuck for a while now
damn
yes, yellow winterberry can be obtained through capybaras
(unfortunately this seed has capybaras blocked)
Still no tomb today
There is one. Tho the exit is blocked, so you have to climb your way back up the entrance.
they said it was fixed in the patch notes but i havent been able to get it
Oh dang
wait there are capybaras in the mesa usually? :-O I thought they were an alpine only thing
guys small issue... i think im stuck in the tomb
unluckiest capy spawn
try in normal difficulty
you need additional stamina, energy drink and a lollipop and climb a tall wall (preferably in tropics)
is there anything i can boost on for a little extra height out im at the entrance, the exit is blocked :'DD
3 down, just 2 to go
they are in mesa as well
neat... TIL
Can you send a screenshot? Maybe we could help you out.
uggh this caldera doesnt look great
can you not jump to the edge of that and grab it?
you cant jump?
Was gonna say the same.
not high enough need just a bit more height i believe
maybe throw the idol and then jump and pick it up. or maybe stand on your bag?
But I climbed out there easily without any items. 
And you can't throw the Idol.
most of us probably do yeah
nope cant make it, thought maybe M&K would be different for some reason its not high enough for me
whats m&k
mouse and key
oh lol never seen it shortened like that i guess
I'm genuinely curious what your current situation looks like if you could stream it. But I couldn't help because I'm shy to talk 
i see it more of a FPS term really, thats why "M&K" isnt mentioned much
yeah its literally not possible for me, i can hop in a call if you guys think you could help
you could type i wanna know whats going on here too i dont think this is a skill issue rn.
i dont know which VC to join though :')
Why does peak always do this to steam deck
HELP MEEEEEE
@rancid crane is it ok if I DM you?
Want to play but need help figuring out audio. New to the game
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
Mesa today?
whats the difference between the launch options? (talking abt vulkan, dx12, dx11)
is it alpine or mesa
does anybody know where is tomb today
mesa rn
if it's not found in luggage it counts towards the badge in terms of eating (incl. marshmallows, cure all, and pandora's lunch box)
alright, i hope this setup is good enough to get through the kiln
all are related to graphics rendering. dx12 and dx11 are DirectX 12 and 11. older graphics cards might need dx11 but dx12 and vulkan are the real options here. my understanding is that dx12 is usually the best option if you have windows and vulkan otherwise (linux including steamdeck)
ok thanks
if you're playing in a group try to make sure everyone picks the same one otherwise the in-game VC can glitch
ahhhh dont joinn me
also like depending on your hardware dx12 or vulkan might be better even if you're not on windows/linux respectively, you can always try both and see which one feels smoother
anyone wanna do a modded run also DONT TELL ME TO SAY THIS IN PEAK MODDED CHAT THAT CHAT IS DEAD
well now that you said that...
#🔨peak-lfg-modded
:D
i dont like you
i don't blame you lmao
THAT CHAT IS DEAD
thank you for telling me where you should say that #🔨peak-lfg-modded
Go chew on your cooked energy drink
i ate one but i have another 3
im close, i think ill make it
thanks
miles the poor bastard couldnt escape
I witnessed an unfortunate death. It was really questionable.
what happened
@rancid crane couldn't climb out the hole from the Tomb for some reason.
insanity, only needed 1 of my 4 cooked energy drinks for kiln
my only thought left is maybe its my hat? im wearing the tallest hat in the game i believe (the chef hat)
DID YOU MAKE IT?? NO TRACE BADGE??
Eat all of them now
maybe this is a sign to cook energy drinks for real
im going to go back but without the hat and see what happens - also i got the no trace and naturalist badge in the same run :D
tomorrow's gonna be a good seed
hell yeah
what a happy lil goober
you don't have to climb the rope you know
valid crashout
Medi-Scout Kuro is proud of you! 
i know but i just did it for fun, didnt expect id take fall dmg
lmao
Rip
wow that was my fastest time yet too (not counting cannon glitches)
cannon glitch 🤢
i did it once to screw around, saw its absurd power, and decided not to do it again
better than most 🙏
5 achievements to go and theyre all multiplayer :(
not helping.
ill get them this weekends hopefully. i really want the tattered outfit from participation and the toothy grin from resourcefulness
Playing with idiots is the best way for em. [I'm sorry to all the idiots out there (including me) we are legit achievement bait]
i was playing with idiots (my friends) but then they got bored so now im left getting everything else on my own
hopefully theyll still be down to play sometimes, especially since i wanna show off my new drip once i get all achievements (i will become a feral cannibal)
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
anyone know a fix for invisible cactus ball stuck on someone?
Want me to help you with those badges?
how the heck do u even get lvl 1 on this server
sure, ill probably be able to play with mic on either saturday evening or sunday
how do i make the bestest of friends on here
Definitely bake them cookies and talk about their strong points.
i cant bake and can only point out negative traits </3
All good, just let me know!
Be nice to people and most importantly: be yourself ^^
it would be sick if cooking items like green apple berries or yellow king berries removed (or halved) the poison
I wish we could reset badge progress i want a badge prestige!!!
yo im feelin so giggity rn, i just got the antlion, needle point, and cool cucumber badge in one run, on top of that i peaked on ascent 3 today. all of this was done SOLO, but, my friends gonna hop on peak tmw :D
Don't give them ideas...I do NOT want to repeat the 24K Badge again! 
i shall attempt.. what's up r/chat, what is up my scouters, what IS UP!! chateroni and cheese. god i messed it up. it's over.
Thats nice 
but what would it do then? im js wondering, ofc itd be cool to have the rejoice of a speedclimber badge
I'm nervous to play PEAK at all because I wanna play alongside people
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
Gold badges
im so attached to my wizard hat but feel i should change to something that fits a feral child better, but idk what would fit some feral cannibal child
you did NOT mess up, we can be friends :D
thank you scary smiling banana
your welcome </3
And repeating them 5 times would get you Shiny Badges or Glowing Cosmetics (or perhaps after 10)
Why so much people don't understand what is vanilla peak?...
👁️
is the tomb exit blocked for anyone else
It's blocked for everyone, you have to climb your way back to the entrance
hey
f
Riveting message sir or ma'am.
if peak asc 2
If peak ascent 2 what?
i feel like im asking a lot of questions but i just got a cure all what does it do
Take a wild guess
cures all ailments
Cures a portion of any status effect except for weight, [curse is only lowered by a small amount]
It definitely cures weight too, its a cure-all... it just comes back before you can see it go down 
Is the mesa available today?
Ahahahaa, it cures some weight too... [after you use it three times that is.]
It cures weight a bit when you drink it all
ye
Fun Fact:
Cure-Alls will cure 35% of any status effect except for hunger and curse!
Hunger is sapped up by 20%, curse by 5% and if you cooked the Cure-All? That's 10% extra stamina on the final use!
good idea to save magic bean for kiln?
Is tomb open today?
The legendary Scoutmaster Plant, back again with the good statistics, thank you sir or ma'am!
Yes, but the exit is blocked. You have to climb your way back to the entrance and go up again.
It gives that little food? Damn
Depends on the situation. Check out https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1404354544225488896
Do you know where its at?
I'm a sir, yes. :D
Right when you climb down the Mesa. You can't miss that entrance.
I wonder why
Like did the trigger break or smth
It's just world generation.
Funny world generation strikes again!!!! Unfortunately I don't think that will be solved any time soon, or ever.
[I think it's funny in some cases, like the floating bush way off in the distance in shore one time!]
There was an unfortunate amunt of bugreports about it 
I love to skim through sometimes to see if I can help but then there's the 50 people reporting the same thing (which they should not do)
- the thing not even being a bug, just a part of the random generation

You mean like a campfire on a tree
same shitshow when the campfire was at the unfortuante treetop, it was kind of a valid thing to report but also it felt like there were 50 seperate posts about it which could be prevented if people would just god damn read 😭
rate my bing bong cosplay 
People don't read, simple as that. It takes too long and people have an attention span as thin as a toothpick.

ty ty 
I mean generation not working properly is kinda a bug no? Like an error that should be fixed
Has anyone run into an issue in the Tomb there is no way out? The Tomb exit hallway below entrance to the gold idol chamber is blocked with a rock
the exit being blocked is, asfaik, not considered the world gen working improperly
I think reading can be a serious allergy
May be a bug, but the developers do not need four hundred different reports of the same thing. It's already known.
As I said, it's a valid thing to report, but what's not valid is 50 damn people making the same report flooding the channel
how do is read open is tomb today alpine looking for 21+ mesa game?
It's like an allergic reaction, it's just their brain turning off after reading a few words
there's also this funny ass bugreport by a person who thinks the steam page is misleading
''it should not say total of 4 friends, it should say total of 3 friends or play as a group of 4'' or something 😭
They refuse to understand that total means by definition the total sum of numbers added together 
and total of 3 friends would mean him + 2 friends
Yoooo nicely done
I tried to make your sentence make sense and it destroyed my brain entirely.
Cure-All Statistics:
-35% = Brute/Burn/Frost/Poison/Sleepiness/Thorns
-25% = Hunger
-5% = Curse
Oh I was up here when I said that somehow
I like how you're talking about 50 separate posts of the same issue being the problem and that person is talking about bug reporting the generation
just proved your point that people don't read 😂
why do they call it an oven when you of in the the cold food of out hot eat the food
Why does this make it look like you get hungrier LOL
They can't help it I guess 😂
The internet doesn't like reading in general
I'm dying here, pls show mercy 
Because I added a + instead of -
There are exceptions (fanfics and RPGs and what not) but largely, the internet does not like to read
https://tenor.com/view/ziarastars-gif-15782261508039824846 Cure All if it made you hungrier
gone is the era of reading 😔 let's all resort to gifs and shorts
Sorry I literally only got this discord to post it. I don't prelook at this stuff before I play
is the map difficult today?
No
The first 2 areas are a breeze. And yes the blocked exit was very frustrating
No it's not, I just got this solo ascent 7
I felt lonely after seeing this
yumi is actually my uncle
No shot. lmao
yeah ur right 
if only yumi unc was a reality
Pickle umbrellas danced loudly while calculators whispered frozen spaghetti dreams.
the first voice message :3
I was excited for another one 😔
he did not deliver 😔
Chat what am I reading rn
okay but can you say the longest finnish word?
lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas
(It means Aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training.)
dont lie you don't read 😔
-# proven by your earlier reply to my message
maybe that's why they asked :D
Me fr
Speaking of reading: There are actually a lot of books I want to read. But I keep playing on my PC, so I never get to start. 😔
yeah I dont think I can do that one
I have one ask of Noobman. Could you say the scientific name for titin? [The long one.]
(I would type it but it takes three hours to say 😂)
are we deadass
Oop. He looked it up. 🤣
can you try 
it would be silly 
We are the most deadass ever
Do you guys have any tips for solo runs? I keep trying to get the lone wolf badge but I always get stuck in the tropics until I either fall, get lost, and/or the fog kills me
Honestly just scout your runs with friends or in tenderfoot before going for it
do it on tenderfoot
I can do it on Tenderfoot, I just didn't know if I could get the badge or not with it on, but no time limit does sound like a godsend ngl
WHAT KIND OF A CURSE ARE YOU PUTTING ON ME? 😭
If ur stuck look for another way even if it means going down quite a bit
LMFAO THAT WAS ON POINT
Noobman saying long words is so funny ❤️
See, my main issue is I'm a super cautious player, I basically never take risks and use my items whenever I even remotely don't believe I'll make it passed a certain section, I'm just... slow, and the fog chased me down, or I get lost trying to find new routes
is it mesa
say this nonsense to commemorate your wonderful new biome:
today is shaltropelderanes and the beebs can be found chilling in the scorbingbong nest at the right leftish part of the middle of the top of shore which is accessible by clipping through the kiln campfire to glitch to the bottom of the ravine in alpine just under the capys tomb
I brang the idol to the extract and didnt get the achievement?
You gotta throw it in the lava 🤣
You throw the Idol in the Kilns lava.
You're supposed to drop it in the laba
WTF
I mean the achievement says make a sacrifice
😭 it even says that on the achievement requirement
omg
you sound like you work in a office building while getting 5 hours of sleep daily
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is funnier tho
It's pretty funny, I think I can say both of em
i can lwk say that
next word: chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg
👉 ⌚ <t:1757467622:t> isn't it your bed time
alright granny, lay off 😔
thats legit what the pronunciation is 😭
i have been killed because i went into the office today with 5 hours of sleep so, well, youve sunk my battleship
yo i know im jumpin into a convo but are the multiplayer badges required to get the crown?(clutch, the 100 point heal, and ultimate badge)
You skipped anoconi in volcaniconiosis, but it isn't a problem 🤣
How frowned upon is it to stream solo runs btw? I've been doing it but I've found it just attracts people into asking they want to play (usually kids) and I wanted to ask if it's still acceptable if I'm trying to go for the Lone Wolf and Bing Bong badge?
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
whats wrong with kids
Yeah its fine, helps if you name your voicechannel [SOLO] Stream
and now the tomb exit is blocked. be so for real right now
I don't think it's frowned upon? Just make sure people know beforehand it's solo
They don't read that I'm in solo mode lol
idk i did it once in the english 20+ voice call and people were all in all supportive
i think the crown is gotten for unlocking all badges so i think so
you be talking to some stupid kids then
has anyone found the golden bing bong cave today? or is it not on this map?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i have no friends that wanna hop except for like, ONE😭
I've lowkey been watching my homie piano man play peak for 3 days now in the vcs and he has the same problem lol
Kids keep joining in 😂
there's no issue at all in streaming solo runs. some people are just poor not reading the vc title at all
it is open today, but the exit is blocked, so unless you have a ton of equipment to get out the way you came, it is very difficult
ask some of the people here. @signal drum was kind enough to offer to help me later in time, maybe they can help you too
ah thank you. ill just try another day then
js put it to 20+ then, unc
you think people read that? SOLO RUN is clearly on the title sometimes and people still come in asking to join lol
true but i lowk dont rlly like talkin allat much(i got a baby voice)
IT'S MESA TODAY; THE TOMB IS OPEN - THE EXIT IS BLOCKED AND YOU HAVE TO CLIMB YOUR WAY BACK UP
(and I'm certain that people will still not read it)
up to you man
this appeared exactly when i needed it
if they dont read solo they dont read age requirements either 🥴
people are just clowns and it is what it is
alrighty, thans for the pep talk
is it mesa today and tomb open tho?
is the exit blocked
< This is lowkey my favourite emote since at first it just looks like a normal smiling one 
did not mean to reply to you
That emoji is hilarious. I need to add this to my server. (remind me please, I'm forgetful)
are these the capybaras
As I've said, no one ever reads!
yes
@ m0derators
this loser is spamming
-# jkjk 
yeah I like that one too
I'll try to remember 
I can also send it to you in dms and any time I remember I ask
''did you do it yet?''
corn?
its some kid thing? they say ''cornball'' or something
You can DM me if you want. My spiderwebs might go away when my DMs are actually active 😂
😂 I have launched the dm operation
everyone else in here loves it, you're alone on this lil bro 
yeah I don't get it
too uncultured for all these
Let the man PREACH!!!! [Noobman is funny bruh.]
Is chain launcher still patched? I heard it was but then saw the sub 16 wr still using it vertically
how do those join links work in lfg it does nothing in the web browser
might be olding an older version?
I dont think its usable vertically in the current version at least
it's been nerfed a while ago. You can't do this anymore.
unc js go to school
what kind of crack was I on
'olding an older version' 😭
speedrunners use old version and a set seed afaik
Im really curious where the game will go from here. What a fantastic game.
if nothing happens, room is full.
I know all too well...
Y'know what just hit me right now
coconut
aney one wana play got mic
Earlier, with that one team run, I did die multiple times in the tropics and mesa, and we never found a cure-all so I just lived with it right (edited for potential spoilers oops)
is unc supposed to mean uncultured? 
Btw kuro, i said earlier but i had to go to the hospital, but i think maybe my hat slightly shrunk my player model - im gonna test twice one without the hat and one with it to see if its a bug or a one time issue
But I did end up making it past the kiln with their help, meaning that despite the fact I was assisted, I made it through the kiln with a stamina HANDICAP actually
meant to be ''uncle'' aka using it to describe someone as old or acting old
cosmetics have nothing to do with climbing, you might've been unlucky and encountered a bug
so you're saying you ready for COCONUT CHALLENGE
And once I look at it like that, I start to think maybe I'm not as bad at this as I've assumed
Did i hear coconut challenge
Uncle. He's calling us old. [Calling people cornballs and Unc's is 🖐️ 🖐️ s down the stupidest thing I've heard.]
hold on I never said That,
your coconut senses are tingling
Oh looks like Hungy is right. You're ready for Coconut Challenge #1414438476035653642 message
Buckle up Pardner, yer gonna go out into that war zone and carry those darn coconuts up THAT MOUNTAIN. POSTHASTE!!!!
blud put 2 hand emojis, what a uncy cornball
Nah fr
(Its the ipad kid generation tho I'm not surprised)
👍 🤷♂️
Piano Man summoned with coconut challenge being mentioned 
I honestly had to look up cornball. does that make me an uncultured unc? 😔
blud repeated what i said but just in a nerd voice, this is max corballism for unc
NOW HOLD ON I NEVER SAID THAT,
pretty sure the peak text thing on steam has scam links in it
Makes you a normal human being.
now we know the easiest way to get him in here next time
Any time we need entertainment just mention the [REDACTED] challenge
I agree but hypothetically it could be bugged because of the cosmetic. If not then i just got unlucky.
how do you find the tomb been looking all over
??
peak text on steam?
They meant the links I think
yeah
Anyone have any Tropics tips?
a hole on the ground very early in mesa.
what links? where? lfg?
It’s like discord but less people know about it
If you miss the tombs very highly dead center hole idk what to tell you 
you're right. I had to read for that. darn...
I think the war between the IPad kid and the normal human beings has ended
i went down this revine?
No the goto. steam 🎁 links
I missed it for 10 min. because I never entered the tomb until last map reset 
maybe ipad is out of battery :3c
he was probably searching in the alpine
mesa or alps today??
hi yall.. is there any way to change your region on this game? its okay if not but im trying to play with my cousin who lives across the world
you can play across the world... :x
Go on the peak page on steam in your library, click community hub, then click Group Chat
No but most people know what the tomb hole looks like and its always in the same spot 😅 Not having been there before is fair
what do you mean
Died before they could call anyone else a "Cornball" or an "Unc" [how was I an unc for using emojis to express myself 😭]
Maybe they bent the ipad in pure rage and will go to fix it with mommy and her credit card tomorrow 
Doesn't matter where you live, you can play with a player from anywhere else
well yeah.. at 200 ping lmao
play offline at that point
there is no report button. ugh
Using a VPN or changing regions won't make a difference either
https://tenor.com/view/tom-jerry-idk-no-idea-ups-gif-4537429538392870962
Don't know what ta tell ya about that, get a VPN I suppose
but i wanna play with my cousin, its his birthday today
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
these uncatrons chatting like its the 70's LOL
if one is an unc for using emoji, what about those who still use emoticons? :'(((
I love emoticons :]
look at these uncs trying to type, LOL
they need to make a law that all games should let you change your region cause it sucks ping lagging in a game like this
tell him we have the same birthday month, hope he has a better one than I will (i'll be working) 
What emoticons are you talking about? ^w^
idk, I play with my friends on the other side of the world from me and it works fine... except whenever photon decides to crash on me
Guess he found a charger for his IPad
Idk but for some reason they think I'm 28+ for saying this lol
I'm just saying. MSN Ice Cream Sticker. Even tho I'm Gen Z. 
but oh well.. 200 ping it is
i guess i need to stop playing with my original friends and make new ones who live in my town because we only play party teamwork games like this that have no form of letting you change your region
so i guess i gotta say goodbye to playing with my og friends
unc just wrap it up, you have to be pushing 40
Staying on the left side worked for me!
I'm actually at my death bed right now 👵
nooo don't say that. kid is gonna get you to write their name in your will 
-# so they can get a new ipad
its on the urge of being unplayable so i dunno how you got that to work
Can't be more than 4 yourself. 🍭 🧒 📱
unc thinks he's cool
is there any way I can get out of this situation lmao
hmm? where that?
Dw I have my will in a safe place, the instructions are written in cursive so the kid couldn't decipher it even if they tried reading for once 
I wonder what people think about my age if I didn't tell them.
I'm more worried if they can even flip the pages :D
antlion munching on me rn
Lemme pull out a cursive font and see how many people it confuses. [If it works.]
By the way I figured out a system to balance the difficulty and single-multi player so I at least get kinda far by myself but also teamwork is important
Honestly the vibes I got off you when I first saw you was 20+ but like no specific age guess
pray a tornado fling you out of that pit 😂
holy shit it happened
You are right about the 20+ part
I'm playing tenderfoot when I play solo, and peak/ascents with others
you got tornadoed?
man now i am sad :(
im definitely gonna get screwd over by this high ping when we play 😭
yeah, also the antlion pits always containing antlions?
𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓟𝓔𝓐𝓚𝓮𝓻𝓼, 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓭 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓭𝓪𝔂/𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽?
I played with someone from Brazil and we didn't have any ping issues on either side
how
Hello my fellow PEAKers, have you had a good day/night?
A pretty good one, need to go to sleep soon though 
yes
my ping is all over the place when i play on west servers
almost as if i shouldnt be playing on them
It's only 4:02 AM, wdym? 
I've never seen them empty
Does the Fridge have the cold [I'm sorry]
@ruby wind you should confuse them with Wingdings or Webdings.
TRUUEEEEEE
sorry, such a noob question, how do i change the name of the VC channel I just created
✋︎🕯︎❍︎ ⬧︎□︎ ♓︎■︎♍︎❒︎♏︎♎︎♓︎♌︎●︎⍓︎ ♏︎❖︎♓︎●︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ⧫︎♋︎●︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ●︎♓︎🙵♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎📪︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♑︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎ ⧫︎♋︎●︎🙵 ❍︎♋︎■︎✏︎
🍭 🍹 the iconic sugar duo
5.05 for me rn 
10.05 PM for me rn. [22.05 for any not U.S.Aers]
oh my god
Bold of you to assume that I don't know AM/PM times
Its high noon over here
is anyone elses temple exit blocked 😭😭
For anyone who does not know the AM's to the PM's of course
Gotta climb back the entrance sadly
oh
gonna hop into the shower so I can get into bed clean 
will probably be back to lurk after since takes a while for me to be able to sleep after taking my sleepyeepy meds 
i found a nice view
I remember messing around with these a lot. they were so fun 😭
-# now I wanna play undertale again...
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
Why doesn’t the cure all cure the weight debuff? 💔
I literally referred to Gaster in my WingDings msg LOL
mooods moooods!! viruses being spread 😔
-# /j ?
sorry
there should be a secret achievement called “Another Man’s Trash” where you throw a conch into the ocean referencing another crabs treasure
It does! On the next tick though, the game checks that youre carrying items and adds it back. 
Don't go to sleep. It's not the same without misinformations 
is there a way for us to find out what badges count as a group?
i did not upload it correctly ]:
the one who speaks in hand... or something liek that
Yippie. Level 30. I'm leaving for tonight! 
thatd be cool, could maybe give a shell hat/shirt?
Oh, interesting
I'm curious, is the RNG for the temple entrance being open in the Mesa biome a constant or can it open in different games on the same seed?
@eternal tendon probably has the misinformation covered 😎
the tomb is at the bottom of the ravine and you need bing bong to open it is pretty solid
✋︎ ♋︎❍︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ 🕈︎📬︎ 👎︎📬︎ ☝︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎📪︎ ✋︎ ⬧︎◻︎♏︎♋︎🙵 ♓︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♐︎◆︎■︎■︎⍓︎ ♒︎♋︎♒︎♋︎ ●︎♋︎■︎♑︎◆︎♋︎♑︎♏︎ ♐︎◆︎●︎●︎ □︎♐︎ ■︎□︎■︎⬧︎♏︎■︎⬧︎♓︎♍︎♋︎●︎ ♏︎❍︎□︎⧫︎♓︎♍︎□︎■︎⬧︎
I may be slightly exaggerating the truth 
wigndign
its per map, they're pre baked.
sometimes the rock RNG is good, sometimes not.
damn
the best misinformation is when they're very close to the truth ;)
When it wears the truth like a skin mask, disguised as a hideous imitation of truth..
oh yeah i heard once that peak has 14 different rotations, has that increased/changed at all due to the mesa bein added?
𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓭𝓲𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽, 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓸𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮! 𝓐𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪!!!
same issue
wait this guy plays roblox, hello fellow r6er (yo FUCK bazooki, he prolly smells like dookie)
I'm in a pretty ok mood today. catch me later in the day for more bullcorns 
one man’s trash is another crabs treasure
im gonna hop off for the night, goodnight fellow scouts
goobye
amn so apparently my friend said i am complaining about ping because he can play on east servers and be completely fine but when i play on west servers i am averaging 80 to 200 ping
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓷𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓽𝓱, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓭𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓲𝓽 𝓪𝓬𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓼.
Nvm
how am i complaining about 80 to 200 ping 😭 like whatd i do... im sorry i just dont wanna lag while playing?
Turtle
Does anyone have any tips for getting through the parkour to get golden bing bong in MESA? I found the tomb but fell bro 
Clibm

play on tenderfoot, have a lot of reserve stamina saved and maybe best case even an energy drink if rng allows it
𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓷 𝓾𝓹𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓾𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓻 𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓲𝓬 𝓼𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼.
I can’t climb without crashing
Thank youuuu 
𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓪 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓾𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓫𝓻𝓸
tomb today needs some traversal tools ngl
what does that have to do with ping
So can you use chain launchers?
ofc you can.
Yes. Nothing is stopping you from using tools.
solo peak vibes 
i cap out at 165 fps on this game 😭
𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓸𝓯𝓯𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓪 𝓼𝓱𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓫𝔂 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼
Are you playing with DX11? My laptop would crash if I tried using DX12 or Vulkan
Hello! Does anyone know where the capybaras are today?
Cappys today?
is a 4060ti and a r7 7700x not enough 😭 what is you talkin about
There are no capys today. The antlions ate them.
Oop. I don't know what to tell you man. Wait I mean- 𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓶𝓪𝓷.
im talking about ping not performance
like internet latency. and region
Oh I wasn’t
I think there may be an issue in your area then, rather than something that you can control
yeah if its out of my control then im ignoring it but its gonna be hard to ignore if i lag spike off a mountain
Lmk how it goes with DX11!! I finally managed to PEAK while solo without crashing once 
if I walk into the caldera lava with the golden bing bong will it burn and remove the item or will it just stay incinerated
i will rage quit the game if i lag off of a mountain...
I had that happen once I was lagging when walking on the temple and I came back the moment I was falling off the side
Hey, so, today's capybaras are an illusion 
anyone hosting a ascent 1 run? just got game and have only made it to the desert
just killed my ascent 6 run, no flare
whats a flare do
any peak
at the top, you ignite it to call an EVAC or a helicopter to win the game. one of the ascents make it so that flares dont spawn at the top
It doesn't lol
oh rip ill remember that
yeah, it's unfortunate
Made it past tropics baby!!!!!!!!!
Tenderfoot solo was a good decision after all it seems, I've died in tropics on every solo peak attempt
omg rip
Ah, truly unfortunate. That's definitely the mistake I would make
Welp, lost in Kiln cuz my backpack glitched out map, was bouta get a personal sub 40 to :/
Strategy also seems to be the solo player's best friend
I just found out what a antlion was today
lmao how did that go for u
Anyways let me blind myself and get this stupid (here used affectionately) achievement already
I was with my friends and he used the disc to hit me in
How? I tried left, middle then left...
jhkfhgksaljdfhldas thats really good
AND THEN I TAKE A FUCKTON OF FALL DAMAGE
gang is there any hope in a solo attempt at assent 6
I used the cure-all I just got, because no way in hell am I dying before I even get my foot in the door, but god that was HORRIFYING for a second
Yeah absolutely. Probably easier solo than with a group unless your teammates are better than you
havent tried it yet, how hard is staying warm?
Don't even worry about it. You can safely survive every night unassisted as long as you have less than a quarter of your bar taken up. You'll just nap for a few seconds.
ahh okay i was lowkey scared
is it mesa or alpine today
The worse of the two
quick question cuz i dont know a consistent way to figure it out. Is it alpine or mesa today? (nvm)
I got in a tornado and it almost overloaded me with heat but then it threw me into cacti AND I took fall damage
I am Very Nearly Dead
I temp refunded but I’m getting it again on Friday
it really wasn't that hard, you just go slower than normal. I made it to the top but I didn't get a flare so I just jumped off
[Cat huh.gif]
First time I got caught by a tornado, I got flung right into a pile of cacti
Tornado disoriented me and I thought the start of mesa was the rest of the mountain
Somehow didn’t take fall damage from it
Lmfao
One time I got knocked down the canyon by a tumbleweed. I climbed all the way back up to figure out I climbed the wrong side…
Luckily for the both of us I'm too glad I'm improving to be mad at you for laughing at me
But also that is admittedly really funny what just happened to me so I'd forgive that anyways
Again, tenderfoot solo was a good decision for me
is it mesa today?
WHAT THE FUCK
I just can't with the Tropics tonight. 😑
You're improving? Sounds like you're ready for Coconut Challenge
WHAT THE ACTUAL LEGITIMATE FUCK IS THIS, DID I GET SAND WORMED?????????????
I Never Said That
Pinged you on purpose because I'm half-sick of hearing this already (seems fun don't get me wrong but I feel like I'm nowhere near good enough and I'd just get mad
Cmon don't you want to join the list?
Maybe someday but not today, I need to learn the ins and outs first and that can only be done through traditional roguelike trial and error
Lol yeah fr it's 100% the hardest completed challenge in the game. Still gonna try to get people to attempt it though
have fun getting better, it's a long journey
I might honestly make it an overarching goal to do that because it sounds insane (compliment)
whats the list
how do you get the mushroom hat again
But I gotta do some metaphorical (and if you count in-game, literal) weight training
My goal keeps moving. First it was Coconut. Then sub-hour Coconut. Then Ascent 7 Coconut. Now it's Coconut without dropping the bag and making it to the Peak. After that it'll be modded Ascent 15 Coconut. Then maybe I'll take 4 coconuts up a real mountain or something idk
oh you got to be kidding me (tomb exit blocked off)
Eat the 4 mushroom variations in 1 game (has to be non-poison)
Yeah that nearly killed the group run earlier
Red and the other person whose name I forget clutched it though, shoutout to them
Got to mesa and got my ass kicked in the first seven minutes. Yeah sounds about right
Napberry best item in game no cap
@fringe plank how is it hard to find people to join 
Well at least I know you can get sand wormed (or, since I'm scared of bugs, bing bonged) now
Honestly, I don't even care that I died the second I got into mesa, at least I GOT THERE y'know
This tropics was brutal and I think doing it solo, even on tenderfoot, does mean something to my perfectionistic ass
@whole compass some of have weird requirements and they mostly want people to be at least 21+
Today's tropics is pain ngl
where is the tomb exit do i haft to go all the way back
Under
then make a vc that maybe says your age group, or host your own lobby and have people join around the same age group. just my suggestion hope you find what ur looking for 
@whole compass thanks
gl with that
can i like back pack glitch or somthing
Nah not today. Gotta go back up
but i cant
You'll probably be fine
am i tryna glitcvh through the exit rn then?? 😭 I cant find the enterance guys...
Most intelligent JoJo fan 💔
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IM TRY*ING MY BEST </3

It's right at the start of the biome. Deep hole in the ground
bbro i swear i could not find it </3
i'll look next time trhen.... but i think i was just going through the back JDFHSGAJKHAKJ

looking for LVL 1 so i can climb
you'll find it soon, just a few more messages.
love it
is there a tomb today
here
wait where's the entrance? I assumed the entrance was the exit, I think.
me too .... i havent found it yet but i found the capybaras </3 or the lack of them
The entrance and exit are different, exits blocked from inside tdy
huh.... curious.....
AW MAN
Unfortunate
WAIT THE ENTRANCE IS A TUNNEL???




