#⛺peak-vanilla-chat
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Hi. I found a real, serious bug, that no one seems to have found yet
just met the scoutmaster, WHY DID NOBODY SAY HE GETS ON ALL FOURS AND SPRINTS AT YOU
how do you get up this is trash
there could be a glitched spot, if you are that desperated
Anybody found any ancient luggage’s in the seed today?
when we getting fishing
dont gatekeep, maybe send a mod link and/or explain it
Nyoo
climb
i don't get it 
to difficult airplanes next update?
Look my "pronoun" and about me
u are fast
españoles hablanme a dm pls
maybe this could help you get that information cuz im too lazy https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1408949501690908682
the yapping ?
😂
how do i join games ?
i almost ate airplane food before realizing i was doing vegetarian and balloon
either get invited through steam or copy paste the invite links into your browser
Yes
Im the one who yaps
im the goat ive made it to the tundraB)
is endurance badge bugged?
does cure all count as "packaged food" or something idk
I said no one is joining you and you told me to join. You are not the brightest
Then someone went AFK in peak:
the junk food is too good I feel you there
based tbh
nope, that was my go-to food in kiln
i did try to copy but it didint work
yes, but you can still get it if you deliberately run out of stamina and fall at the top of your climb
well might as well take fall damage the run is cooked
is your game open and you're in the main menu? Could be that the lobby you're trying to join is full, try the next one
is there any known terrain bugs or do we have to chain clip?
i replied to you using the ping cuz of the slow mode??
i said i almost ate it, not that i have
-# i threw those junk food away
its still cooked cuz thats gotta mean something in the future
I am ending my conversation with you due to my wish of preserving my brain cells
Nop but you dont need chainclip either its just the easiest one. clipping with the other climbing items or without any lcimbing items also works
That's "well done", if you know what I mean.
no it only said that the loby was closed or sometigh like that
bro is politely pissed
we need to make it so that energy drinks become alpine sweat in the alpine
theres a 30 second slowmode and i couldnt reply in a nanosecond yk?
how about we start talking about how important it is that you carry as much weight without use as possible?
amen
for the tomb
hey guys im new to the game how do i find teammates? and play online?
#🌲peak-lfg-vanilla
and maybe checkout this before joining #rules
oh i havent checked yet i just stole the information from @cinder turret
- type a few messages here
- get server level 1
- #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla
- pray to Bing Bong
just to be sure, does taking poison damage count as fall damage? just wanna make sure
nope
Has anyone noticed that there is a bug currently, where the first poisonous item you eat on each run does 1 less tick of poison damage than it's supposed to?
anyone know where the capybaras are?
Mid level, a bit to the right
oo okok tyy
nope but idk if opening ancient counts for the balloon badge
Has anyone noticed this bug? Basically you start the game with like, 1 tick of poison damage immunity
ofc not, i even took brute damage from lava and it was fine
no
Should Alpine and Mesa alternate daily?
15
20
1
Yes
what is up with the fact that only alpine has been on for the last 4 days?
the scouts's immune system only protects them from one tick 😔
Yeah that's what it seems like lol
Its random and that's how randomness works
Woohoo!
needed that poison damage immunity while viewing dbd's reddit
idk we should call that a feature instead
Like, legit, do the developers have it like this intentionally? It's every new run, your first poisonous item does 1 less damage. For example, if your first poisonous item you consume is a green crispberry, it will only do 3 ticks of poison damage, instead of 4
Map refresh when?
1.5 hours
why are the messages on fire
why is @quaint mica setting everyone on fire
Yo I’m looking for some people to try to compete ASCENT 7 it’s really hard steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241778723592/76561198277338697e
I have no idea why they would give players 1 tick of poison immunity on purpose lol
ahhhh fire spreading ahh hso so hototototo ahh im burngign
🪤
more extra stamina i guess
🌊 i hereby extinguish the fire
yes
ima set myself on fire
Where
i'd play peak more if i didnt get photon timeouts or game freezes 💔
i found a hot peaker in the ancient luggage
So just to make sure, no one has heard of this bug, where the first poisonous item you consume each run does 1 less poison damage than normal
near the top first region i think
?
I am 100% sure it's a real thing, thoroughly tested it just now, I have video footage lol. I'm surprised a bug like this is still in the game
sounds like a big issue
on the right side somewhere
shore, almost ground level, rightmost
Any ones higher up or nah
Im curious, what did you do with the hot peaker in the ancient luggage
I never realized this says Notice Me
straight up bing bong'd ifykyk
we never noticed it 😔
must've been the original scoutina 
real
how long do i have to be here to not be new anymore
years
certified @quaint mica
Oh is that one in addition to the one at the bottom?
Don't mind me, just a noobie passing through
hmm, just wondering, did they do something with the bugle of friendship? did it use to have infinite range and now there's a range to it?
why does the world keep changing?
freed from the chained luggage just to be jailed again in LFG 😔
it does every day
you look white not black
Hello everyone
i dont mean it that way
you mean daily? or wdym
the last thing she sees before me and bro go bing bong
ok so when the shore is a bit more orange then usual no one cares but the when shore turns grey then everyone starts freaking out
untill mesa is actually live
yes
@quaint micappl kept getting mad they couldnt see my pfp
cuz time passes and life goes on
I don't see anything about changes to it in the patch notes but I also don't use it enough to notice a difference :x
damn guess ill be new forever
Dang that’s rlly good, are there any more on tropics or smth or nah
I think it always had range
WHO TRYNA PLAY
like whenever i try to climb and stuff the wall changes and shift making me unclimb and climb which makes me lose a lot of stamina
You'll be the new me? 😄
maybe cuz its less noticable than the gray
mesa wantsa mesa (said in jar jar binks voice)
slope gets marginally steeper and less steep
hmm, ok, I just thought it's weird that my friend didn't get the effect when we tooted it and I thought it was not that far
lowkey hope the bugle keeps the sound after it's used, the normal one just sounds like mosquito to me now xd
the one that spawns at the crash site?
I want to be musical in Peak 
what about the scoutmaster one
man. all i did was just take a tiny fall, and i took fall damage
-# time to restart
what is it today snow or desert
It really do be like that sometimes D:
you? rope. the guy she said not to worry about? anti-rope
its audio is bugged too I think, too small atm
Peak the musical
also tip for falling in general, if you need to get down to a lower area, jumping there makes you take less fall damage than walking off a cliff
someone mod the portal gun in
actively falling is better than passively
Yo is there a mesa or alpines?
wait really? that explains a LOT
Alpine
anyone wanna play?
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
yea, make sure you jump every time you want to go down
Mesa rotation disappointment in <t:1756054800:f>
yep my sister keeps taking fall damage because she never jumps lol
I rememeber back in my day we used to have mesa
i just downloaded peak and i have no friends to play with 😔
i dont see any
Ok
back in my days people actually climbed a mountain
I just want the old scoutmaster bugle audio back 😔
It's honestly impressive how much further you can fall without taking fall damage when you jump as opposed to just falling
wait they changed it?
i died on ascent 4 in the kiln 250m from the peak
holy new gen
slide down an inch: 10 billion fall damage
jump down a ledge: what's fall damage?
next patch note: introducing jump damage
EPIC context: oldgens joined BEFORE the mesa
old Alpine moment 😂
broke my ankles just for some winter berries
my god general is so much more than here
@gentle leaf Did u had a mic when ur hosting a lobby???
Cuz i joined u and u didnt even say anything
I did and I left
probably encountered a bug where the mic doesnt work, usually rejoining or changing launch option works
oh nvm lmfao
the chat or the people
Ascent 8, every time you jump your stamina is temporarily reduced due to being in your 40s with bad knees.
you know my main problem with the alpine is that surfaces have the texture of a standable surface even tho you can't stand on them
both
funny how this chat and general is just one click away but two worlds apart
at least this chat is more
to me
lfg 65+ retirees and vets only (i gave them acid before we started the ascent)
Man I can't believe our players are such dedicated scouts that they're in their 40s and are still in it ❤️
assuming no mesa or tomb?
nah it's because you skipped leg day
well i mustve misunderstood the question you asked
is it doable to finish game solo?
yea
definitely
Yea
i finish solo a lot
its even an achievement
very
Takes some knowledge, some practice, and some skill but definitely doable! I solo every single day 😄
What is the rotation today? Alpine or Mesa?
I finished solo like 8 times
Quick question; how do you get the steam invite code while in-game? I can invite my friends but can't figure out how to get the code in the form of a link
alpine
it's meant to be difficult to do so but it's 100% possible
to peak - yes
to do all achievements - no
no the only way is to use 500 cheats
stay hydrated
TBD. I think 1 hour until rotation
some people so daily a7 solo and gets it first try and under an hour, insane
Hi
oooh... you'r right haha
i wish peak had steam workshop support
why dont they add discord inv support?
yo, can i get the gourmand badge even if i eat the cooked bird and not the cooked egg?
I think half my peaks were solo 🤔
Perfect, thanks!
I don’t think so
what do you think....
Nilla makes us all look like toddlers when it comes to the climbing game 😄
No, egg only
it's muscle memory at that point but yea, still impressive
Epa quien habla español
is the kiln possible to beat without placing anything? I swear its not
i was takling about Sinik, now im curious, who is Nilla
Is there any ritual to do to get Mesa in the next rotation? c:
it is
very
the person who created the https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1397665010141892758
the humble leave no trace badge: (though i did do one shelf
You can use beans or mushrooms btw
still leave no trace
possible, just have to look around more often
Energy drinks, extra food for more stamina. Some of the walls are standable too. Doesnt always look like it is though
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
Nilla is our local #1 chatter and provider of daily (sometimes) guides. They regularly complete levels on ascent 7 with other restrictions like leave no trace and can do so rather quickly. Best guides, amazing route finder
dude bringing food is actually a run saver
I'm guessing higher ascent kilns require placing then? I swear I couldnt find a way up without using an item
jesus fuck thats impressive
everyone ready for more alpine?
its the same map if its tenderfoot or ascent 7
depends on the seed, some are doable both naturalist and LNT on ascent 6+
there is one place where you'll need a lollipop, energy drink, or mushroom
No. It's the same exact maps. Just need to be better at resource allocation. Brining extra food for energy is kind of required the higher ascent level
Hi
how do i join people
yoohoo @soft prism
no you just need good routing and items like energy drink, lollipop, and things like cure all
Yo 
browser paste link if nothing happens and takes you to menu its full
Anyone know where the capybaras are today?
Alpines
ok so you do need items though, not just able to climb from full stamina in some places
Next question xd
how long till the map swap?
1
Can you cook a cure all without it burning?
noob question, how do u wear the bag, only option i see is to open it
oh i thought you meant placeables
Depends how good you are at routing, but yea u might need a shelf shroom to assist u sometimes i guess
You can generally cook consumable items once for extra stamina. You should not cook tools
i'm new here i thought the game resets map every day why do i hear people in general chat says its the same map 4 days in a row?
move cursor down
open it and click the bottom option
Same biomes. New map layouts
i find it easier because im not trying to be funny with my friends or anything
alternation station
imma request a glass blower make me a new bong shaped like bing bong
Yeah, the developers likes watch us suffering c:
so it's randomly generated like a roguelike?
It didn’t burn so I think I’m good
yeah, kinda
"i call this my bing" when asked about it
thank you !
I just died on ascent 5 cuz I had 4 conches in my bag (it's a skill issue conches are never to blame)
How's the mesa update?
no it has set maps that go on a rotation but the pool is very big
Good
anyone wants to play with me and 2 friends? we're on ascension 1. also btw how any ascensions are there?
best to find them here #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla
- #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla to find ppl to play
I've yet to try it, joined here to see if people were playing, suprisingly many
I can't post there
you just need to hit level 1
I know, lv1 is required so hang out with us a bit
You must be worthy first (be lvl 1)
level up to level 1 on the discord by chatting
bruh
Can someone please add me on steam? I need help in peak
texting is required before asking people on a date 
I'm in the same boat @tropic quartz It's allright, we can chat a bit first
wait why dont you join my game then if we're on the same boat
I just stare at them, for some reason they run though 
hey guys, is today mesa or the alpines?
alpines mesa is shit
is the tomb open
dude i have a grudge against the take flight badge because over the course of the shore and half the tropics i got 5 balloons but then i got no more balloons and i died in caldera
@tropic quartz sure, It's easier to be in a vc though, so let's just chat first to get level 1, not that far off, it should only be like 5-10 messages
hey anyone know why i cant send messages in the lfg channels >.>
you might need to use the mind reading power next time
Can someone please add me on steam? I need help in peak
chat, should i take a fairy lantern or pandoras lunchbox for the kiln? im playing solo
Hadn’t thought of that, i might have to run with them to find out whats up
k
Pandoras cuz gambling
how about i join and carry the items-
100% the lantern
So long as you have ample food.
hello
im already at the kiln 🥀
i need help plees
what a gentleman
always stay gambling
..lantern is probably safer tho
lantern is safer but i barely have any food so im not sure
was this a soul or kris saying
?
we are currently in the canal
hi
Lantern is trash, pandora might actually save you if you get into real trouble
like omg dude click on general for a sec and click back here to see the speed difference
hru
alright, ty chat
new biome just dropped
bard day
my actions are not being controlled by a higher being trust me
is my hunger bar at 70% or your pfp looks like cooked chicken
mhm. . . .
reale
its a cat in a cooked chicken hat so i think you are good for now
Im eating that anyway 
I didnt notice the cat until you said that lowk
Lunchbox
Anyone ingame know how much left for the map to rotate?
If you don't have enough food going in, Pandora might save you
Or kill you
54 mins
54~ mins
53 mins till no mesa
ty very much guys 🙏
Tomorrow's reset is in 24:53
hey guys i have no friends can i please get some adds on steam I really want to play peak but have no one on my friends list please and thank you!!! STEAM Te3jay
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
Is there a website or something to check if its alpines or mesa on the current map?
For future maps
#🌲peak-lfg-vanilla best to do that here
okay ty
guys, how many balloons i need so i can start to fly?
dont think so just climb up there
6!
Question, where do I let the devs know about a ripoff game on the Switch E-Shop? 🙂
Rip
They prob know
thats alot. . . 720 balloons???
720 balloons!?
This one?
Is it Mesa today?
- Mesa, tomb closed
- Alpine
- Alpine
- Alpine
- Alpine <- in 50 minutes
- Alpine
- Mesa, tomb closed
- Mesa, tomb closed
- Alpine
- Alpine
- Alpine
Yea, that’s been posted plenty
it’s a hard achievement to get man
it wont let me join games from discord so im really trying to get people to add me on steam so i can have at least a couple people to invite so if anyone wants to play im about to host a game whoever friend requests me on steam ill invite i have mic but im more quiet
what do you people think about meadow
Alrighty, thanks
I think the "is tomb open" thread changed name, idk what is the new name
Ohjh i see!! But isn't it mesa today?
https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1405612577454690375 is the old thread with a next style
https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1408896548695310367 new thread with old style
lol so i cant even ask people to add me on steam?
nope not even close
I see, ty!
to get it you need to open every luggage and get a balloon bunch everytime also you need to beat the game in 2 minutes
If ur looking for ppl to play with go to #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla plz
Where can u see dis?
where did the mesa map go? i played it yesterday and i cant find it or am i unlucky so i cant find it
just gotta get good
If you played it yesterday it was most likely in a modded lobby
Is it Mesa yet 😖
rate my pfp
I made it by manually checking maps, changing seeds with a mod
its never gonna be mesa again
Oh nice damn
its peak related
I heard there was like a few hours of Mesa after an update dropped a few days ago. Then the daily reset
A few years ago was a long time 😉
Has the map changed yet?
days...i meant days lol
All good! But yeah I can't remember if it was alpine or mesa that we had before the patch but you could be correct
i remember what the mesa looked like. . . . all that time ago when it dropped. . . the mesa existed there was only 30 minutes left in the map right as i managed to peak the tropics and see the mesa. . . . my friend hit me with a blowdart. . ive never seen it since
Mesa has to be turned off 5 alpine days are just improbable
did you eat him when you awoke
Previous mesa was Tuesday.
if you flip a coin. . . .
Alpines 6 times in a row would be funny
wait is alpine A G A I N??
I also always had doubts about whether you jump before climbing or climb from the ground without jumping, if there is a difference
Fr alpine?
yes
We're still technically on yesterday's map so yeah, it's still Alpine 😄 new map in 44 minutes
do NOT jump before climbing. It's more stamina efficient
They got rid of mesa
the devs need worthy players for the alpine everyone needs to beat ascent 7 solo
normally jumping is better
hello
Olá avestruz
oi!!
unless its raining.
-# why would you climb when its raining
You have an incredibly odd steam name
I beat ascent 6 solo. But 7 was too difficult.
speedrun
make sense
ascent 7 is the same as 6 though
Theyre the same thing when ur solo tho
wow the modifier for ascent 7 must be reeeaaaaaally hard
I've seen a few youtube shorts/videos that try to claim that it's better to not jump but in my testing and experience that's false. You can however easily test it yourself by paying attention to how much stamina you use on a similar climb with and without jumping
LMAO yeah i keep forgetting to change it bc i dont really play destiny anymore
For a solo player there is no difference between Ascent 6 and 7
Yes i have realized that lol
ditto, it looks like its only like 10% though
ascent 7 but a little bit harder: increases all previous modifiers and death is permanent
Your jokes slide right off my smooth brain friend!
ascent 8: Rocky now runs at you
i got to the peak with the gourmand badge and leave no trace badge❤️🩹
asscent 9: scout master is always pissed
Do you like pickle or no pickle on your burger
14
18
1
yes pickle
she peak my mesa til i alpine
Mesa is fun.
was fun.
Hi everyoneeeee
yes currently on mesa rn
Ima get a mod to bring it back.
How many ascents are there
can you get a mod that brings my father back
7
yeah, its sad well never see it again
10
change your mindset
i cant do it --> FUCK ITS ALPINE
im not good enough --> WHERES THE MESA
no one likes me --> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I still haven't beaten peak difficulty
plays evil morty theme
dont worry most of you peaked in highscool
I lost some braincells looking at this
what map is today, is it mesa?
the main reason to not jump before climbing is to save it
no
i still dont know why out of all the ascents i struggled the most it was ascent 1 which barely did anything
Ascent 8, playing Ascent 7 with randoms in LFG.
Ascent 9, playing Ascent 7 with 3 people who have never peaked before.
Ascent 10, playing Ascent 7 with your drunk friends.
ascent 11, on shrooms
ascent 8 is the norm then
t/
new player skill issue ig?
Hola
ascent 20 the game tells you to go touch a real mountain instead
is the mesa map today??
ascent 12, 4 4lokos
ascent 21 and the game is just peaks of yore
Aggro Crab personally flies to your house, kidnaps you, and drops on a deserted island with a mountain xD
ascent 30 and its jennifer coolage
ascent 22: you start as bing bong
ascent 23 you have no stamina
ascent 69 dk if i can say that
ascent 100 you are the peak and youre being climbed
34 minutes till the next Alpines Map
21 you start having life crisis every 10 mins (that's me)
ascent 101 falling 0.000001 milimeters will kill you
Already does
dont worry at ascent 24 you get married and wanna die
lf1 pro 18+ mic chill vibes
basically ascent 20-100 is mountain climbing as a 40yo
wuzzup guys?
How to become PEAK pro player?
bros just climbing social life at this point
pro peaker
How do you know ? maybe mesa?
real life mountain climbing
SORRY WRONG CHAT HAHAHA
peak ascent 7 solo its much harder than ascent 6
I want to be an MLG PEAKer, someone please teach
Naw it was easy
i love spending an hour touching digital peaks
any tips for my first climb?
solo without cannon ragdoll*
Climb
Look around
It was still easy 😭
If it's solo we're talking about, I don't think Ascent 7's additions would actually change anything compared to Ascent 6
if you cant climb 90% of a rock on your main stamina its not worth it
i heard huffing pneumonia makes the climb feel easier
climbing down consumes 50% less stamina than up
fair enough
This is how to be pro?
you will def FEEL like one, idk bout being one
Be willing to fail while learning
don’t over commit to your current route
pretend youre the blue ghost from pacman and the fog is pacman
yo is it mesa today?
cook and eat a shitton of coconuts at the shore via the flaming airplane wing for extra ✨ stamina
good advice tho
try your hardest to never touch the sides of the map rocks are big there and its not very forgiving
dont listen to free bird
didn't know you could even do that thx!
keep in mind that you gotta toss coconuts at the floor to crack em :>
no listening to free bird helps you climb better
and fall
until the solo tempts you
tbh i cooked a lot of coconuts shortly after realizing it was a mechanic, but at some point i realized it was a lot of time dedicated to something with minimal benefits
Swanging from vines like a mad person in the Tropics while blasting Free Bird is the way
when is the elytra update coming out?????
is it alpine or mesa today?
New map in 29 minutes
or you can play my way by frank sinatra once your friends abandon you
elytra wing suits
30mins till rotation
no i mean like RIGHT now not the next map... FUUUUUUUUUU
map resets in <t:1756054800:t>
no way its alpine AGAIN
whats his 5 days in a row?
oh cool someone with my timezone
in 30min it'll be six
CST is the only good timezone
its gonna be alpine till silksong
I too am 1pm
what do you guys have against alpine
can i ask how u do the time thing?
(it is)
yyo
We have some time to prepare ourselves for the invasion of walking crash outs that will descend upon us at the top of the hour.
alpine... comfy
too much
i havent even seen mesa with my own eyes
mountain time gang
Just a thought I got. Does ancient idol give immunity to hunger? I havent gotten it yetv so im wondering if food matters once you get it
WAIT WHAT THAT TIME ADJUSTS TO YOUR TIMEZONE IT SAYS 11 AM FOR ME? thats sick as hell i didnt know you could do that
are there capybaras tody
My hands, and my feet. That's how I climb it 😄
Where’s the camp fire in calldara today?
caldera campfire is inside the volcano
discord magic
Yeah it is
no bling bong
you seem new here wanna be on the list
no they looked through your window to decide what time to write
omg is it the real bing bong?
un francais pour jouer avec oim
Rocky is my informant
just like the looker
yea its a time code. Could look at Discord Timestamp Converter. Theres variants for a specific day or relative time to a specifc moement
depends.. what does the list entail?
she bing my bong til i peak?
nah
a match full of 10+ people
yo
yo
yo
ah nty, was hoping i'd get my kidney harvested
gl tho! :>
It doesn't?
so isss today mesa?
Well now it's reset, but it was wrong the last 12 hours
That's smart
how are there even inconsitencies
chat just use this https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1405612577454690375
yk whats funny i have a recuring player who i keep getting in games with and i found them in a 10 player lobby i accidentally joined
Im betting it all on tomb open this cant go wrong
PLEAS BE MESSA
ill check the db.
People can be assholes, I am not doing vote tracking, i fuigured people wouldn't troll it.
what kind of sacrifice do we need to do to get a mesa today?
ill take your bet but i only deal in kidneys
23 mins left
this is what i saw when i last checked (about 4-5 hrs ago)
Thats fine ill double my kidneys if i win
Imagine what you could do with double kidneys
foolish to use a community data base
they arent my kidneys lmao im not stupid.
Holy cow
whats the differnce of vulacn and dx12? and if i use vulcan is not compatible with dx12 if so which version do people usually use
nah i just didn't know, i thought itd be reliable but now ik
peak? more like gander, propa gander, proper gander at those peaks. ight ending it now
More energy drink without drowsiness !
chinder
piss at 2x speed
when is the new map
can somebody dm me to help settle something?
please, 2 minutes
Today is desert or ice?
22 minutes
Same time as the new map yesterday
30% of gamblers give up before they win big (made up statistic)
this is actually the right thread to use for that https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1408896548695310367
If you add up all the time that would save you during your entire life that's so much! Could get a third job with all that free time I'm saving
Mesa?
meas
well i dont know what time was the map yesterday thats why im asking genius
map resets at <t:1756054800:t>
20 minutes i think
well damn
20min until alpines ❤️
Oh. Well in that case, let me scroll up and find the answer for you. One second
erm actually 21 minutes
20 akhtuahly
19min 30secs for me
hope it's finally mesa
I hope so for my kidneys sake
Should just live stream the counter xD
It's 19
mesa with open tomb 🙏
get the popcorn ready to see some crash outs
erm actuslly its <t:1756054800:R>
youd be my 19th set of kidneys
Its going to be Mesa or alphines ?
Alpines, trust
I have a 100% win rate on my kidneys (this is the first time)
mesa, trust
Guess we just aren’t ever seeing golden bing bong again 🥺
you also have a 0% winrate then
Betting 5 strange gems, Alpine
It's a legend, a myths at this point
You got me there…
hello
Definitely gonna be alpine for the (6th?) Time in a row
fixed it
🫙 🫙 im ready for your kidneys
Imagine it being a prank and we won't see mesa ever again
I need those!!
that be crazy
anyone know how to get the actual kick option for vc to work? ive had a few problems with annoying creepy assholes and when i go to kick it gives me options to kick people who arent even in the vc'
how do i get a link to send to people to join my lobby
i predict 2 more weeks of alpine
hey you can live the rest of your life without kidneys
Only?
I couldnt, i smoke too much
thanks
do you have a guide to make the map mesa
sacrafice bing bong into the caldera
so can you tell if its mesa straight from the new isalnd or do you have to get to it
get to it
If you use the strange gem, it adds a vote for the next day to be alpine
bet
im gonna try this if today is alpine
you have to do it before
do we know what the next map will be in a few minutes?
mods on peak <
cold cult doing everything in their power to keep mesa from us, the real gamers
what is next?
mods in my peak-vanilla-chat? disgusting
Next mesa is Tuesday
today will be mesa i believe
mods make the game what are you on about 🥀
next? next we can play the game
I'm out of the loop, where is that info from?
From me
Yw
i dont need mods on my friend slop thanks
data in the game files
good thing peak isn’t friend slop
you pray
Oh boy! 13 minutes until alpines!
peak is absolutely friendslop /endearing
has four other friends who all want to play peak
guess i'll die
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
friend slop is a stupid thing. "oh you have fun with friends in this game? FRIENDSLOP"
I wonder if the open beta will have Mesa today, Ima go check if anyone in that chat knows
Im just praying that people will one day stop sending angry emoji reactions to Noobman- 
so actual map is mesa, 10 minutes will be alpine and 24h will be mesa again?
solo peak is also enjoyable which makes it not friendslop
u could also use mods to make it a friendsloppier experience-
It is very cold.
the word/format is just another meme that briefly passed around. it has no descriptive value and no particular intent
cold morning
I don't think that's how it's decided
dude wdym thats just ascent 56's modifier
Friend soup > friendslop
i highly suggest assuming friendslop is meant in an endearing way, even when it clearly isnt, it makes it funnier
i think it can fall under the category of frienslop while not being only friendslop
anyone know where the capybaras at?
10 minutes until we find out
"friendslop"
its about to not matter anymore
glad we get 2 days of mesa with tomb closed
friend slops would be so fun if i had friends
dw bro you'll warm up in 10mins when we get mesa
Everyone is so triggered lol
shouldnt have mentioned mods in here lmao
im in the middle of a run
oh this isnt triggered
right side
oh uhhttps://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1405612577454690375
oh lord
https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1408896548695310367 for mesa or alpine with less spoliers
i need peopel to play with
The more people leave bingbong, the more we're likely to get another alpine
There is an lfg channel @paper plank
i am the sole cause of alpine then
t- 8min
Hope you guys like the new alpine map

Almost guaranteed to be more difficult than our current one 🙁
livestreaming an icicle going up my ahh if its alpines
no golden bing-bong in my ALPINE MAP?! it's more likely then you think
it was nice seeing you on this server
guys i bribed hanna we getting mesa today
I miss the TNTs
mesa
IT BETTER BE MESA
i remember when we got alpine after mesa and it was fun then alpine came again and we were confused and then it came again and again
it's not, just use a mod
let's overthrow the governement if its not mesa
Will you be our first crash out?
Summon the mesa 🙇♂️
maybe
i packed a bowl and have been waiting for this timer to finish to rip it lol
i have summoned mesa chat have no worrys
I'm willing to sacrifice myself from the server if it means we get Mesa today
peak for New 3DS when?
do they know
Just have faith is going to be mesa guys
I offered Bing-bong to the lava, now we have Mesa, trust
my friends can't install mods cause they're scaredy cats
I don't even know if Noobman is ready for the update o:
YOU FOOL YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS
only host needs to install the seed picking mod
I just want to get ran over by a tumbleweed
noobman might be down rn
wait fr? i didnt know that
I just want to escape a bug nest
Noobman has been very punctual lately dw
do i have to reset the lobby for the map reset? or can i go into it instantly
You have to be at the main menu when it resets
3 MINUTES
Nothing beats an alpine holiday
3 minutes
Love the game, i just hate that i cant get the mesa badges rn
I like how half the people pray to Bingbong to get mesa and the other half sacrifices him to the caldera.... We're officially back to 50/50
is it true mesa is disabled now?
Not every mod is like that, but for the one that lets you change the seed, only host, same with the bigger player limit one
Has the map changed yet or is it at 1 est
mesa <t:1756054800:R>
Mesa in 3 min
2 mins 30 secs
Lies detected in the chat
2min 30 seconds time to tell my wife its time for the usual
watch it be alpines AGAIN
MESA PLEEEASE
Is it guaranteed to be mesa?
so if im still in game now, i just have to reset it soon?
Alpine with lava
im like 70% sure
it has to be mesa now
Watch the chat goes into madness when Alpine gonna show up
PRAY FOR MESA
can the dev do anything about it being the same biome 5 days in a row?
"faptain" 😭
Nothing will happen until the next lobby restart yeh
2 mins
I swear to god we better get a Mesa today
Alpines here I come!
I will go insane
PLEASE I NEED MESA SO BAD
You have about 1 minute to start the game
Mesa here i come
1 mins 30 secs
Im ready to die from cold, Alpine my beloved (i lied)
i looked into the seed data and after 5 days of alpine its 2 of mesa
Check your mailbox, therell be a pipebomb
Watch them realize they set mesa probability to 5% instead of 50%
10 day alpine streak probably
T minus 1 minute ladies and gentlemen here we go!
Mesa Mesa Mesa!
weather forecast
1 MINUTE
Dont broke my heart like this
How often is that wrong 😉
mesa please 
there were several alpines and 2 mesa on the seed, and the only mesa we've had this week is on wednesday so today should be Mesa?
why has everyday been alpine??
let's be real here, it's gonna be either Alpines or Alpines
24 seconds
pleeeeeeeease be alpine
Even funnier the tenth day in a row
did you know that vanilla means we dont use mods? crazy ik
Why are you guys acting like youre going to find out what it is in a minute. You still need to reach the 3rd region to see it
today should be mess yeah
10
10sex
I need the mesa achievements pleaseee be mesa
MESA 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Mesa please.
ITS HERE
I thought it was going to swap every day
It's <t:1756054800:t>, is the tomb open?
I feel sad for you guys
we all are waiting for mesa to do the last achievement just to be thrown around by 3-4 sand tornados 😭
gonna sacrifice some vanilla lobby to know
mesaa&
prayer circle for trees 🙏
Its nice that you can use cannon glitch to check which it is asap
whats the last achievement
when is the guy gonna update the thread
i need the cowboy skin
please be mesa
Mesa 🙏
someone check if its mesa pleaseee
please be mesa
Please don't skin cowboys
we wait for the thread update
https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1405612577454690375
I miss throwing TNTs at my friends
what
IS TODAY THE MESA??
Is it mesa
Please be alpines
on it
the only good resean for cannon glitch
that too
IS IT MESA
Tomb open? Mesa? Lfg?
ITS BEEN LIKE ONE MINUTE CHILL!!!
thread update
It's in fact ALPINE
Sameee
wth is this spawn
that's us not them xd
whats the map for today ?
I hope you trip in public
Gotta wait a few minutes for the dude to go in and look around then type it out y'all lol
It will be alpine again trust me
alpine

Guys, how can I play peak on a apple PC
Dont you dare scare us like
that
Stooooop whyyy
its favoring alpine so much
Bro it JUST hit 1pm and the spam already begun lmao
ALPHINE AGAIN
omg.
CAP^
No pls
bro i beg we get messa this year
Nah
I have a jumpscare rn
Urgh i hate today. does it have to be random and not every other day bro 💔💔
YEEEEEEES ALPINE
I think it works only on windows
holy shit bling bong is so much better of a name than golden bing bong
is there mesa today?
please no
Yeah, just checked, it's alpine XD
What the heck
NAH AINT NO WAY
the devs are really good rage baiters
Nooo don’t say that again it can’t be
im climbing rn report back to you guys soon
WHYYYY
you have to start a new run
ITS FUCKING ALPINE 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
bro oh my god no way
Waiting for the accurate thread update
Hahaha
all my trust stocks down the drain
Alpine again guys
God dammit, why is it always alpine
WHY CANT IT JUST BE THAT ITS EVERY OTHER DAY BROOOO
😭 🔫
whats the new map biome
ITS ALPINE AGAIN WHAT
contact the support somehow
exactly
im not trusting anyone in here til i see for muself
FUCK NO WAY ITS ALPINE
that one's gotta be fake lol, unless you got to the third biome in a minute
dial 911

i'm going to check bro please don't be alpine
FUCKKKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKKING AAALLLLLLLPPPPPPINNNNNEEEEEEEE
FUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK
The devs are having so much fun with this lmao
fr
Chat is this real ?
Peak moment it's Alpines
Contacting my emotional support officer rn
BOR NO ONE CARES ABOUT ALPINE JUST DELETE IT AT THIS POINTT
bullshit
Ya it's alpines yippie
Quick fly mod to check
chat its mesa they lying (source i hope)
Alexa tell me if it's real? Mesa is real?
at this point i'm going to go into the games code and just make it mesa for me
badge hunters in catDespair mode xdd
tell me you re kidding
I just want my cowboy stuff
i can't anymore
Literally gonna get the mod to make it mesa at this point
don't gaslight us
🍹 😎 📺
I think there has to be a mod for that surely
HOW DO YOU FORCE THE MESA. IS THERE A MOD FOR THAT OR SUMM??
dang it
1% chance of mesa against 99% alpine they should just make it chang everyday like mesa then alpine then mesa then alpine and so on
LMAO
is it mesa or alpine today?
yes
0.001 percent chance btw
alpine
I didn't put a toe in Mesa, i think it's a collective dream
first stage denial
Just trying to lvl up dont mind me
Yes. Changes the seed
🍿
btw no Noobman in sight, maybe he's taking the day off
oh lmao
@grave peak open the threads
tell me how now. how...
Mesa was just a dream this WHOLE time
check out PeakLevels mod use the seed 96 it has mesa and tomb open.
even if its Mesa, the Tomb is most likely not working properly anyway
ready for mesa
were like lucky af or they accidentally removed mesa
Ehehehe xD
THERE'S a big ROCK on start
ITS ALPINE AGAIN WHYY
our savior
no one wants alpine ffs
I got distracted playing minecraft 😭
My grandpa once told me there is a mesa update. The map is not seen since then
Im close to ranking up
Im gonna be helping ppl in lfg again later lol
please my glorious king make it mesa
We won a lotery. (1/2)^5 = 1/32
so about that... how do i use mods???
I've never installed a mod before but you can probably ask someone here or find a YouTube video
it's time to announce that it's Alpines
@sour pike
They're open.
IS IT MESA?
Help ?
Please king give me ur wisdom 😶🌫️😶🌫️
again alpine?
yeah if it's Alpine people might riot at this point lol
Nope
Out here selling slots for Mesa runs (don't actually try this)
How many messages to lvl up?
is it seriously alpine again ive been waiting days for mesa to reappear lol
0.03 percent
they just need to add scorpions and dynamite to alpine
A few, stay with us
i'm just gonna go get a refund at this point, alpines is so boring 😭
I have every single achievement in the game but one. It requires Mesa.
get the seed mod to make it Mesa, it's the only way at this point
lies
Don't forget a tomb
maybe they re experiencing on us
no they need to add heat to alpine for my COWBOY OUTFIT💔💔
is it mesa?
Hmmm lmao, ppl have asked me before why i dont ask for money to help ppl but like, why would i…
*sand
alguém BR pra jogar?
yes
O wait… does that mean i lose my kidneys
I believe in Mesa this time 🥹✊🏻❤️🩹🙏🏻
Alpine only has the capybara achievement and it's janky as hell, it makes sense people hate it lol
im not dumb
that week of mesa changed everyone 😭
LMFAO IT'S ALPINES
FUCK HELL NO
conf alpine rip

Its not even funny anymore
is the map for today the mesa?
its trash alpines again
i'm spawning below map in airport?