#💬general-chat
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Being 15 in the big 26 is crazy
haluu
probably valitino or one of the vees dear
Big scary minor 
Idk about you guys but I personally hate minors
😭 😭 😭 Most people are nice here I swear
imagone being underage smh my head, couldnt be me
who's playing? i'm a beginner. Anyone down to play?
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
I was born at a very old age
whats that word unc please enlighten me dear
No, I grew up
It’s short for uncle
goated answer
Markiplier is still cool
thank you dear for that
I never watched Markiplier
Why is this guy roleplaying Alastor inaccurately
excuse me dear but im doing as good as i can
excuse me dear but im doing as good as i can
I heard you the first time
ik dear but you were standing there just looking at me funny so i felt i had to repeat myself
ash my dear my pronouns are they/them thanks for asking
you're massively cringe and I hope you get a real personality someday
Damn, I didn't want to say it out loud
I say what the rest cant 🤝
My new years resolution was to be worse this year
Oh Ew why is your name the word for female reproductive organ in Japanese
I probably know Japanese or smth

I mean to be fair its a pretty fair assumption 😔
Also I love how the dude was typing but quit and seemed to leave, peace on earth
It's not lmao
What dude
''Alastor''
@hollow siren is still here wdym
I feel kinda bad they were just having fun 😭
yeah I meant as in typing in chat and quit 💔 I didn't say they left the server
Roleplaying in gen chat is just wild, it also makes most people really uncomfortable (Me included)
It kinda felt like an unsupervised child who was somehow allowed to watch hazbin hotel and unhealthily attached themselves to the personality of an actual psychopathic serial killer 😨
I do get that, at least they were sort of in an out of character and weren’t fully comitted to the bit
Then I’d be concerned 💀 💀
My character is from the 2018 transformers spinoff movie 'Bumblebee'
13 or 45 no in-between
the dudes username has ''kid'' in it 🥀 probably like actually 12
tbh their rp wasnt too bad the just added my dear in every sentence
what are we talking about
You're not allowed to be below 13 on discord, someone report him
how to get colorful nametag guys ????
cant without proof
Money
get good
never watched hasbin so idk how accurate it was but adding dear to every sentence is just really weird 😭
I didn't know I was surrounded by... Broke
enter free bing bongs link (joke)
its pay 2 use???
He says dear when he wants to be condescending
I’ve only ever seen clips bc I don’t wanna watch it but I don’t think dear was said that much
im just saying they could be much more annoying about it
Saying dear every sentence is annoying
Is he Hamilton? Why is he writing so many letters
fair ig
I'm so funny
Banger reference
You could almost say it was 'Peak'
I didn't know I was AMONGST so much poverty, that's crazy
wait this reminds me
Grow up dawg 😭
someone installed a hazbin virus on one of the uni computers lmao
Stuck in pre 20s in the big '26
hi everyone im back
He said it 🔥 🔥
Say that again....
im not even going to act
Ahhhh kiln is stressful
It's called the kiln, say her real name
is the easiest way to get pass the mesa without 10% heat waiting for the sun then go in a cave and climb up?
@hybrid prawn hoi
Umbrella
ohhh
Jo
man get out mesa is easy
Hi, I'm new to the game. Every time I die, do I restart in the first biome?
No
ye
Guys I'm new the game, how do I climb
ok
dude
🥺
how old are you
14
I KNEW IT
damn
You’re all so young 😔
I was sure you'd say 12 🥀
I was about to say 14 or under because hazbin hotel
gen chat is kid majority 😭
Please don't say things like that, I'm 23 and you're 15
Looks like the stereotypes are true
Bro.
what steryo types
Nice profile @ancient blade
They call me unc
Yours is equally fire
Absolutely
I appreciate your contribution
I want to send a gif but I don’t wanna get stored by embed fails
Cow
Holy
Alright pics work
Why are y'all just saying random stuff
Boom.
Secret
Secret communication
Bread with grapes
Just try not to spam okay
CAT
yes my dear
👋 lk
Pickle
ash tf is that
I remain
I want chicken nuggets
hi
abt what hazbin
idk im just a stupid teenager taht barley knows any thing and is in the 6th grade
i got held back to many incedints
wowwww
Cow
chicken
Poland
Polish cow
banana
Does anyone here know French? I found old HS work, and I want to see if I got em all right UwU
why did you write so well
h
I got em right?
HELLO
Need
Level 1
So I can look for tm8s
Actually though this discord is dead although it is 9am
how's your day going, people?
About to blaze and get some chipotle
😎😁
You mean to say delta right
No
About to DELTA and get some chipotle?
About to SMOKE
F
Well thats no fun
About to indulge
Ubuyc5xubuntulinux
Smoke the reefer
Try indulging in some alcohol
I’m not a drinker
hello everybody
Hello aloserstor
hahahaha
I can read it
dont fear me yet little one
Hhh
Somehow I knew immediately upon opening Discord that I was in general chat and not vanilla chat
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
im bored
yo wg guys
???
hmm
Hello!!
hi
oh hii dear you must be new
Thoughts on this classic album? @hollow siren
Yeah lol I just got the game I am obsessed
excuseme where do I see if the tomb is open or not
pringles
You don't
right now its opened
yeah pretty fun isnt it
thx
So fun but I have no one to play it with
does anybody know how to get my level up?
Ask in gen chat then ^_^
I get half way into the roots and die every time
ouch
I play on easy mode just to speedrun the shore
i mean im down to play now so if u want we could
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
Omg yes I would love to!!!
u dont mind me dming u?
Shush
hi guys, trying to get level 1
4
do you guys mind if i join ?
sure
how old are yall?
19
haha thanks
Tomb is opened?
hello
yup
speedrun time to get 24 karat
Is that el dia del payaso
what a cute bunny cosplay
Hi everyone!
he would never hurt a fly
Made it myself
hello
hello dears
nice
This one’s a little joyful
Just got my brand new mic so im eager to hop on some multiplayer games. been a good day
Good for you
congrats
Dont try me
I will be banned in minutes
Gotta get a mic check going and fumble around with settings now until you get it just right 😄
Nahhh Im just kidding with you
😮
IM GETTING GOATED LOOT SHOULD I BE SCARED
Fingers crossed 🤞
Are you playing delulu
thats the reason im on here in the afternoon. spent all morning troubleshooting lol
Im tslking about the gifs i harness
A server i enjoy was nuked by some dude who got ragebaited
Deleted everything and banned 130 thousand members
EXCEPT ME AND MANY OTHERS
im being given so many heals
valid crashout
hello dears
3 medkits and a farie lantern
wild
Youre going to get absolutely murked dude
hello guys, new at the game and the server
ok
Guys…
so me and my friend where in the kiln and he pulled out his chain launcher and launched him down at mock 10
This game is peak
🤸
yeah your cooked
SPIDER
parasol clutch
holy
near death experience with bug
cureall.
its over
parasol 2
temple timeee
alguna persona que hable español o español latino¿?
Muffins
1 and 3/4 cups (219g) all-purpose flour (spooned & leveled)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup (8 Tbsp; 113g) unsalted butter, softened to room temperature
1/2 cup (100g) granulated sugar
1/4 cup (50g) packed light or dark brown sugar
2 large eggs, at room temperature
1/2 cup (120g) sour cream or plain/vanilla yogurt, at room temperature
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
1/4 cup (60ml) milk, at room temperature
1 and 1/2 cups (210g) fresh or frozen blueberries
tu hablas ingles
español latinoXD
tomb day 3
Vro am I in the wrong server
no tu habes ingles no espanol
Preheat oven to 425°F (218°C). Spray a 12-count muffin pan with nonstick spray or line with cupcake liners. Set aside.
Make the muffins: Whisk the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt together in a medium bowl. Set aside.
In a large bowl using a handheld or stand mixer fitted with a paddle attachment, beat the butter and sugar together on high speed until smooth and creamy, about 3 minutes. Scrape down the sides and bottom of the bowl as needed. Add the lemon zest and beat on medium speed for 1 minute. Add the eggs, yogurt, and vanilla, and beat for 1 minute, then turn up to high speed until the mixture is combined and mostly creamy. (It’s ok if it appears somewhat curdled.) Scrape down the sides and bottom of the bowl as needed.
With the mixer running on low speed, add the dry ingredients, milk, and lemon juice into the wet ingredients and beat until no flour pockets remain. Gently fold in the blueberries. Avoid over-mixing. Batter is thick and fluffy.
Spoon the batter into prepared muffin cups, filling them all the way to the top.
Spoon topping evenly on top of each filled muffin cup, gently pressing it down onto the surface so it sticks. Bake for 5 minutes at 425°F, then, keeping the muffins in the oven, reduce the oven temperature to 350°F (177°C). Bake for an additional 18–19 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. The total time these muffins take in the oven is about 23–24 minutes, give or take.
almost died
where is the entrance
its right at the start
alguien?¿
ingles no espanol
middle beggining
si
Os van a regañar por no hablar inglés. ¡Pero hay un servidor no oficial en español que podéis usar!
keep general chat in English please or go to #🔗community-links (even the mods recommend this)
escaped the tomb
alastor
That fast?
even people who speak spanish don't use the spanish server
yes
Usa #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla para encontrar a tu amigo.
thank ou
Yo
Do people just use terrible Spanish as a joke, or do they just not know that translators exist?
Hagan canal
I GOT STUCK
Idk
IN ANTLION PIT WITH 2 HP
No nos falta, che
AND A TORNADO SAVED ME... UNCOMMON TORNADO CLUTCH?
Whats antlion pit
?
a pit with an antlion
A pit with a giant antlion in it. Go in, get injured and survive, then get out for an achievement.
it bites you
Oo
I mean, I've been using a translator to speak to the Spanish speakers this entire time.
Same
No nos hace falta*
decia canal de voz
Can u use an usb c on an ipad?
I don't think so.
It fits in the ipad tho
Ohh, creia q estuvieras hablando de un canal de español
I wish I hear someone using terrible spanish, bcs I only saw good ones
I would but now I'm doing the tomb challenge
I guess Alastor was speaking terrible Spanish? But, like, speakers of all languages get lazier online.
He was doing ok, I didn't see a major error
Whats the most expensive game in steam?
Hi Troops, new to the game any tips for roots ?
Hay uno, solo tienes que encontrarlo en #🔗community-links
pray you dont get mauled by zombies
Lemme look that up real quick.
I thought that they were gen trolling lol
But if they were a learner practicing or wtv then there's no shame in that
Alr
The Hidden and the Unknown
I couldnt find it tho
2k dollars
Why does Black Panther not approve of snow bunnies?
Oo
MolCollabo is software that enables the 3D display of biomolecules such as proteins and nucleic acids on a head-mounted display, allowing for a virtual reality (VR) experience. By connecting VR spaces through network communication, the displayed molecular structures can be shared and viewed by multiple people, including those in remote location…
$1900.00
Kinda waste of money ngl
@sudden haven Would you play D&D with me?
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Las Cosas para Hacer · Almendra
El Valle Interior
℗ 1995 Sucesores de Spinetta y Alberto Ohanian
Author: Carlos Emilio Del Guercio
Composer: Carlos Emilio Del Guercio
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Ehhhhh, I dunno. I've only DM'd in recent years, and the last time I played was when I was like, sixteen.
One of the best rock songs. You must all listen to it
And on top of that, I don't know you very well.
I know Albanian
oh really
I am Turkish
you asked for the most expensive game
No, as in I don't know you. Like, I don't know who you are as a person or if our personalities will mesh well enough to play a game like D&D together.
Senin nasıl bir insan olduğunu bilmiyorum. Bu nedenle, seninle D&D oynamayacağım.
I don't know what that says. Albanians have been speaking Spanish since covid. The language is lost to us
Huh, whaddya know. That, my friend, is my previous message in Turkish.
at the caldera
Considering you responded to my saying "I don't know you" with "I'm Turkish and I know Albanian." I figured you might've been confused.
Turkish people speak Persian
Since the end of the Ottoman empire
They were conquered by Persian/Iraq
loe
im at the kiln
Cool well Im tryna sleep
Besides what I said wasnt related to your epic gamer gameplay
For me like 2 am
ah
It's alright.
my bad, also you were talking to me about it when i was in the shores
Guys…
THIS GAME IS PEAAK
Damn, I don't like when people worship celebrities. It's a little cringe.
what
Parasocial relationships and so on.
i mean i guess
This place is just a 'dump my thoughts' for me.
why did you bring it up though
We're in #💬general-chat. I wouldn't do so in #⛺peak-vanilla-chat.
Im highkey about to play peak for the first time today
Yes you can guess what game I play the most lol
peak
I hope you enjoy then.
Does anyone want to play with me fr?
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
What's up with Sabrina Carpenter hype? I understand people can like her work, but she seems to be viewed as one of the best singers at the moment?
can we play, im just new to this game
lunch
a lot of people like her music ig-- I don't listen to her personally but if people are hyping her up then shes heavily favored rn
how do i get permision for Lfg
level up a little bit by chatting
Oki
Where do I buy bing bong plush?
ruh roh raggy
I'm not sure about the reasons. The only thing I've heard her say was at some awards show where she mentioned if you want to make a good song 'call men dumb in as many ways as possible' and I'm deducing it like 'uhh, I'm in confusion' 🗿
Man, don't do me like this :((
idk man, I don't question other people when it doesn't have anything to do with me tbh 
question, is posting yt links allowed here or nah?
probably not
Certified waking up upset that I woke up moment
i can only see it being valid in #🎵music-lounge
Only if it's Argentinian rock music
algem e do brasil
Yeah, I've decided at some point that as long as I'm alright I think it's all that matters and I'm just kinda existing ig.
oh damn it’s not that, my fried recently posted surving 100 days /17 on peak video and wanted an excuse to hype him up
but i can still find obscure rock music
I'd ask the mods if its okay just in case, I can't speak for them when it comes to YouTube videos being accepted here or not 
I'd love for Times New Roman to be available as a font like the one @violet rock uses :((
It's pretty.
cool cool i can ask
i just use symbols lol
`
that little symbol right there
Oh yeah, I know but I assume the font it creates has a name... I think 🗿
Hey, look what I found!
i have no idea tbh LOL I've been doing it for idk how many years, it feels natural atp
I could place separate sentences in a font generator, however that would take a lot of time tbf lol
AAAAAAUUUUGH-
You ever have terminal anhedonia but like negative emotions are 20x worse too
It's why I take SNRIs.
It depends, depression is annoying though. It's like it surprises you in the middle of the day and the rest is ruined. Shit's unfair imho
Major Depressive Disorder suck so much ass I'm surprised it doesn't have an OF account.
Are you in the sun
Hell for me I genuinely feel bad about existing from the moment I enter REM, don't even need to wake up
Explosion
You think like a business shark.
I think like a mix of Tina Belcher and George Carlin.
I even dream miserable like god damn
Mines episodic
I think the only good dream I had in recent years is a dream of having a kid with my fiancé.
I don't even remember the last good dream I had, even the last nightmare, my brain just makes up a fake terrible day between each terrible day I have
Mine is recurrent, and doesn't let up. It's there all day, every day, no matter what I do. And when something bad happens, it gets worse. To the point that I have to be watched for reasons I can't say here or else the automod will bonk me on the head.
Aw hell, did I kill the chat?
ello
I don't think so. We all have different worries. As long as it's not negatively influencing someone, I think it's always alright to open up.
Yea its like seasonal nd when I get the episodes I also get ummentionable things yea
At least we're not alone.
Usuallly
Of course, it can be awfully tough on some days, however everyone has to strive for the more peaceful times.
Man, imagine if our grandparents could be this open. What would the world be like?
not split the way it is, at the very least
I'd say it's far easier to be outgoing in these circumstances. We are faceless here, can't be directly judged or attacked. And it's great we can have a conversation like this.
I'm usually pessimistic, so I think the world will always be more or less the same ('bad' people won't suddenly stop existing). A pleasant change would be more than welcome though.
I wish we'd be less conceited, kinder and more respectful rn.
Preaching to the choir.
It'd be great to not hear something akin to "womp womp" or "that's crazy" in a sarcastic tone when I talk about the death of my grandmother.
First impression is going great
imo respect is earned, and if theres people around me that willingly disrespect others for who they are as people, I do not respect them. Most people are just trying to live their lives peacefully and theres people that care more about how other people live rather than caring and putting all that energy into their own life
my condolences
dang what did you do? 😭
Oh well, these people are almost always children or mentally unwell adults (you don't naturally inflict pain on strangers lol) and this kind of behavior will probably outlive us. It's a pity though, I always think of such people as a result of childhood negligence and lack of care around them.
Work food is Hella on point today
one of the pros of working in a kitchen: free food
It was considered spam perhaps?
Saw her on her deathbed, tubes going into her nose and mouth all bloodied, eyes rolled back, and mouth agape. She was conscious enough to hear and understand us. And when I was numbly riding back home with my mom, my ex called me up. And when I told her about what I'd seen? She just said "Oh, okay." and went on to talk about the chickens she was babysitting. She talked about the chickens, and how they were being preyed upon by some nearby predator.
I couldn't stop thinking about the flowers in front of the hospital, and how my late grandma would've though they were pretty.
Jobe is the name of a saint known for patience.
Look at this masterpiece
Well, I don't think a saint's name would be considered offensive.
Unless it was weaponized in whatever way to insult a person, but I can't think of an example.
sometimes the automod is a lil silly-- you cant say "gifts" without it being plural
I see... it was a bot that muted you or a mod?
I see it as a misunderstanding of some kind. At least you weren't banned or so.
You'd be surprised. Though, I do feel most of us would be forgiven for feeling bad for Pope Formosus.
this look so freaking good.
now I’m hungry 🤤
Uh
i would, just to get some things cleared
I never expected the work cantina to be serving Macaroni bowls with all the fixings
General Tso chicken with some broccoli?
Its macaroni noodles with a base, Alfredo cheese sauce, broccoli, BBQ chicken, bacon bits, green onions and BBQ sauce drizzled on top
Macaroni bowls with tons of other yummy stuff. lol
Can I have mmmmmmm
30 bites?
Oh man, I wanted to eat Korean fried chicken with kimchi pancakes today, but the place was sadly out :((
Im very tired furh4h4hru4
That... doesn't sound good to me in the least. But you do you, and I'm glad you enjoy it.
This reply is sponsored by: Autistic adults not liking mac n cheese because of bad mouthfeel.
✨ you eating so good ✨
-# let me have some broccoli too lol
It is absolutely DIVINE
Would you like a bedtime story to help you sleep?
I dont want to be in school rn this place eats sanity and the last crumbs of my mh so ba💔🚶♀️
I know that feel.
Thats fair. For me, its fhe flavor explosion of the tangy BBQ sauce, with the creamy Alfredo
I ngl would nap in class to skip time ive already given up on the very idea of me graduating so
honestly tho, does the 2 flavors actually taste good mixing together? 🤔
Lets be real tho, im finna be useless to my boss in like 20 minutes
Like, tangy bbq chicken does sound good. But not right now. I'm making oven roasted chicken and veggies for supper tonight.
Boneless and skinless chicken breasts, red bell peppers, leeks, onions, potatoes, all coated in olive oil and seasonings before being roasted to perfection.
Yayy
I have a nice fancy kitchen, I eat out cause lazy abd after working 10 hours and coming home to an empty house, I just wanna chilllll
Oh absolutely!
what is up
we should all join a vc at the same time
just freak out everyone in the call
Yes for sure
Oh god I feel so sluggishh
yo does anyone wanna run through peak or smth to roots?
Bu
Hello! Gain level one to access lfg channels and ask for lfg in #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla and/or #🔨peak-lfg-modded after reading #lfg-rules
You got fast fingers homie 
Its in my clipboard 😭
what does the tomb usally give yoi
You cheatedddd
get this dude banned
Its because people ignore the bot so I took over/j
jk
no
im joking
The fact that you need it in your clipboard is annoying
Joekr
cause it means we have to tell people that
Its like hourly
Alright, I'll tell the a version of a classic I was told in my childhood.
Once upon a time, there were three bears living in a humble woodland neighborhood. A mother, a father, and their cub. They were just about to set out for breakfast, when they realize they need to grab something from the post office. So they head out.
And that's when a pale, lanky figure standing just knee height slinks up to the window and snorts as she sniffs the air. Its mane a mess of golden curls, its clothes a messy pinafore and mary jane shoes. "FOOD." The creature chuffs, opening the door. She spots three bowls of barley porridge on the table. She tests the biggest bowl with a filthy paw, but reels back before she can even eat, splattering the mess onto the floor. "TOO HOT." She snarls, testing the next largest bowl, whose contents hardly move. "TOO COLD." She snorts, licking a paw before spotting the child sized bowl. It snuffles the contents before eating it all in just a few bites, belching after its pilfered meal. "JUST RIGHT." She proclaims.
The lanky pale thing, now full, skitters into the living room. She tries to clamber into the largest chair, but finds it is too firm. "TOO HARD!" She growls, trying the next chair and sinking in. "TOO SOFT!!" She whines. But then the smallest chair, a little rocking chair made with caring paws, is spotted. The thing sits in the chair and rocks and rocks and rocks... until the chair smashes into splinters.
bro what
I have committed no crimes, except for being casually spicy
Bedtime story. I'm not done yet.
Hehe
Hello fellow troops I am looking to beat solo run any advice for me meow meow purr purr
its 11:00 am for me and clearly a bunch of people are in school
get this furry banned
Cracks knuckles
thanks for the advice just looking for help regarding the game I think ill go to #⛺peak-vanilla-chat sorry for bothering you guys
gn yall
Hello! Gain level one to access lfg channels and ask for lfg in #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla and/or #🔨peak-lfg-modded after reading #lfg-rules
Nightt
If you search for this it looks like im spamming 😭
nah it doesnt
It will one day
what word
spamming?
i finally got the 24 karat badge
Noe
I assign mental nicknames for people that I meet, and put them in my minds file cabinet. I know what your nickname will be
today ks not that day
Is my nickname Hello! Gain level one to access lfg channels and ask for lfg in #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla and/or #🔨peak-lfg-modded after reading #lfg-rules themed
One mental nickname for someone is jerkface
last time my friend got some bug, after caldera he cant go to klin
Nope
Its Clippy
sacrifice
The loke old paperclip dude🥹/silly
wdym
Yep. Thats the one
hello dears
hay
Ello al
I think that’s the food coma hitting you. 😂
Kids these days wont understand what peak culture us 90s kids had.
Clippy, purple ketchup, and bonsai buddy are the hallmarks of a once great civilization
oh dear i know everything about the 90s
I just know about it and I hate my own generation so I ngl wish sometimes💔
Probably 😭
Can you get me a blanket and a comfy pillow?
I feel like im an old man with a cane chasing kids off the lawn with thi🥹
The pale thing then crawled up the stairs and into the shared bedroom of the family. On the biggest bed, she climbed onto one side. But there is no softness here for the thing. "TOO HARD AGAIN." She whined before getting onto the other side of the bed. But this one made her sink into the depths of the mattress. "TOO SOFT AGAIN!!" She snarled. Then the smallest bed was spotted, and she tested it. And she liked it. "Just... right..." She yawned, drifting off to sleep.
Then the bear family came home, and saw their den ransacked! "The kitchen is a mess!" Father bear exclaimed, stepping forward. "My porridge is gone!" Cub bear cried. Then they saw the living room. "Someone's gotten their sticky hands onto my chair!" Mother bear noted, to which Father bear noticed the same. "My chair's all broken!" Cub bear whimpered.
Then came the bedroom. "Someone's been in our bed!" Father bear gasped. "Someone's in my bed, too. And it's still here!" Cub bear gasped in terror.
The police were called and the creature, apparently named "Goldilocks", was taken into custody. The court found her guilty, and sent her to work in a labor camp. She was then forced to fix all of the things she broke or sullied for the bear family. Including Cub bear's chair.
The End. ❤️
anyone wanna play peak english 18+ in vc 1
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
bet
What is mine, if you don't mind me asking?
Im 30 and every morning I feel like I wake up with a hangover, but I didnt have anything to drink the night prior.
Look! Oh no! The scoutmaster!! I wonder what he's saying!! (Im going mad 💔 plea)
It's 12:27 PM EST for me. It's bedtime somewhere.
im gonna shake the next newbie by the shoulders and look deep into their eyes and say Hello! Gain level one to access lfg channels and ask for lfg in #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla and/or #🔨peak-lfg-modded after reading #lfg-rules /joke
I shall call you....Master Chef
Interesting. May I ask why?

Hih
I misread that as master chief
Now I am picturing the helmet on a chef
HE
Because that food you talked about earlier sounded like it was gonna be good as hell
Thank you caramel
iirc you got a whole recipe book lol
"Roasted to perfection"
Absolute cinema
Jingle bombs
Multiple, actually. Some from the 40's.
Not gonna lie this is what i thought too as I was typing 😂
Most of them belong to my mom and grandma, but I'm free to use them at any time.
Even better
alg quer jogar peak
Habla ingles?
i just asked modded chat if theres a mod where you can ger drunk
Sorry, I do not know Portuguese.
now that would be something
its ok tho
English only! Check to see if there's any non-English servers in #🔗community-links you are most certainly welcome here though.
If you speak english
A Peak drinking game. Drink for every time someone feeds another person poisoned food!
I still rmb your
“Caesar salad with the caesar dressing, shaved parmesan, grilled chicken, spring salad mix, and like ten small croutons.” 
seen that
i would start sobbing LMAO
Bom dia 😎🤙
i saw a vid where these guys beat it drunk
GEGE
thanks to bing bong
But I love green apples 
Hammered by the end of the shore
Now add whip shots, caramel vodka, and maybe someone playing strip poker and it'd be a party.
Or a mess. Probably both.
time to get active
And Jägermeister.
If only there if there was a food that makes you spontanesly combust
I hate green apples irl so I dobt feel bad not eating them 💔
Scorchberries
bom dia
Chocolate Bhutlas irl, if the video done by LA Beast was any indication. Dude started puking and hallucinating.
I just saw this in the modded chat add mod there is 24% chance to get a heart attack
And then there's phaal curry, which can make your nose bleed if you don't wear protection while cooking it.
no like one where you just implode randomly after you eat it
green apples are fire!! you just need to find a very crispy variety
Hai Hai :3
because there are crispy green apples that are literally the best ones
The green or blue shroomberries that make you fart.
and the half mushy ones
And best part in peak they’re always crispy and delightful😃
nah you should implode no bones left
I like Lucy Glo and Fuji apples the best. Though Golden Delicious are also a high placed one.
but not always so tasty if they're green and not cooked😗
your bones scatter down the mountin
“Why is it spicy
”
I still love the green apples uncooked
MY STOMACH STINGS OWEE
captaĩn
Yea like in something I like them but green apples by itself is ee
Like, check this shit out! That, my friends, is a Lucy Glo apple!
Oo
okay that looks epic
Im homeschooled so now i have nothing to do
And they're delicious.
and very tasty too
I want one
That leaf looks yummy
that stem looks nice to eat
oh my god i just ruined my achievement by jumping into the void with ancient idol
Braver than I
Another fruit I absolutely love: The Starless Ruby plum! Almost black skin, deep red flesh that's candy sweet, and so juicy you need a towel to eat it.
it really looks like a peach disguised as an apple lol 😂
Anybody heard of brando nsanderson
hello dears
I thought that was a supergrape for a second
Then you'll love these!
call me dear again and i will find you
No, but I have a grape variety that's out of this world.
Do tell
ok dear you try to threaten the strongest overlord in hell

pedaphile i 15
Hazbin Hotel RP server is that way ➡️
I step out for 10 minutes and come back to...interesting things
Djdjjrjr
Say hello to your troop members!
I think the main reason i want to buy peak is so i can throw my cousin off a cliff
hello
no
i just wanted to be done❤️
aqui tem algum brasileiro(a)
English only! Check to see if there's any non-English servers in #🔗community-links you are most certainly welcome here though.
bye
Run for your life
Hello.
hi
You still got me, dont be sad Clippy
Hii
no please
What's the matter?
attack that beast
im scared
whats good ,just got the game
Theo is a very good deer creature how dare you/j
was that long grape
Im oka
Hey! Ive been trying to get in touch with yoy regarding your antlers extended warranty
looky here i still dont have the game
there extened alright
If you eat all the shroomberries you get antler access forever
Why? I'm friendly. I won't bite at all.
No but its funny so
No, it's true. It's how I got mine.
What the dog doing
Scaring humans by screaming like them.
The advanced mycology achievement gives you antlers /int
can i pet da dog
/info*
how does one join a lfg
You can certainly try.
level up to level 1
Hello! Gain level one to access lfg channels and ask for lfg in #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla and/or #🔨peak-lfg-modded after reading #lfg-rules
¯_(ツ)_/¯
like what do i do with the steam link🧍♂️
..and also either friend them or click on the link that's probably in their message
Copy paste it onto your browser
im just gonna pat him with a sword
id rather jump into a fire then come close to u❤️ 🥹
heyho
mayo
ok

Me on my way to buy cheesecake bites because they're on sale.
thats great
Get the gun
i bought cheesecake bites and they were just blocks of cheese
Me when someone sees me heating up leftover pizza and putting mozzarella sticks on it.
what a silly lil guy
hola
me when i see a guy with a gun THAT Guy got a gun!
helloi trropppsops
me following you to the cheesecake
Me when bullets don't work.
Im accepting of funny creatures 🥹 i am a funny creature🥹
🔥

I have a wooden pin that reads "Emotional support cryptid".
Because it's true.
When the neurons deactivate
why dont the mexicans do this
What 💔
?
what is going on here 
Me when racism
🔥

Oh boy! FRESH MEAT!!
what
im so confused
thats what happend to that doulingo freak
My autocorrect turned fing into fingers and then I misspelled bong as gong
A chain of oopies
Hey, what time is it?
greeeeeeen
9:57 AM
8373882 am
muffin time idk
957:57 am
I discovered a bug where when you fully unwind a rope and climb onto it (it has to be on a thorny root in the tropics), you fly up to the peak, but you keep falling BELOW the map
H
🔥

🔥

Theyre buring bing bong by the way
nice
why dont they do this to that doulingo freak the knock off bing bong
hello everyone how are we doing this fine afternoon
How do you guys like your bing bong cooked?
go back to the britsih
incinarated
great choice
hello my friend herzgabriel1 is useing mods and flying ban him plz
🔥
sacrificesacrifice
dear im not british
HE
STOP CALLING ME DEAR
tell him he hurt your fellings
It's almost useless to say it in here.. you can make a ticket in #contact-server-support with proof tho 
and you do not consent to him hacking
any one want to race me in peak?
Hello! Gain level one to access lfg channels and ask for lfg in #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla and/or #🔨peak-lfg-modded after reading #lfg-rules
Hello! Gain level one to access lfg channels and ask for lfg in #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla and/or #🔨peak-lfg-modded after reading #lfg-rules
dear i call everyone that
I DONT CARE
DEAR theres no reason to yell
THERE IS
A house
BUT THERES NOT DEAR
any one want to race me in peak?
sorry
maybe someone in #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded
ok
Hello! Gain level one to access lfg channels and ask for lfg in #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla and/or #🔨peak-lfg-modded after reading #lfg-rules
thank you for calming down dear
YOUR BEING REPORTED
for what DEAR
Someone wanna play
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
harrasment
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, young man?!
WHO WANTS TO PLAY PEAK
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
Read #lfg-rules first 
im not harrasing you tho
Me but not with you 
If someone asks you to stop calling them something. Stop
Already have
Bro what did I do to you?
Swaaws 👍
And that's the rules saturday morning cartoons taught us.
I just asked
swaws
Shaw
hi
It's the wrong channel to ask tho 
Shawarma
hello
Doesn't matter if it's a bit or something. If it makes someone uncomfortable you stop calling them that
ok but i wasnt even calling them dear its just geanrally
Shawblade
Swaaws 👍
you did you kept calling me dear
T’challa
Let's just move on and please respect when someone asks you to stop calling them something
ok im sorry i was calling everyone dear ill jst stop saying anything if it hurts your feelings that much

Cool swaaws
im fine with the general dears to every one but you kept doing to me specificly
Thank you
but i like hot air 
Swaws swas swaws
swaws backwards is swaws
Wow. Or should I say. Swaaws
idk but thats becoming an uncomfortable amount of swaaws (idc about it is just a joke)
hamburber
Swaaws promotes the development of discomfort tolerance
who wants some jumbalya
Your wrong
Swa3sernrn

mb your just training me 
JUMBILYA


this chats plot has big holes
What plot?
Mornin' all. This is an obligatory post at attempting to gain ultimate level 1 power for lfg.
hello
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: The Hazbin Hotel roleplay server is that way ➡️
idc
We deny your reqeust to gain level 1 please try later again with 5 donuts to everyone as payment
➡️ 🚪
DX. But I only brought marshmallows....
Fine, how many?
Waffle marshmalleos
This is not the place of Hazbin roleplay, this is for Peak! Stop making people in your fandom look bad by trying to shove it in everyone's face.
@willow nimbus you heard them
- I had a bakers dozen but got hungry.
Thi s
I thibk
im not im jst talking bro calm down
can we just all get along 
no
peak youtuber
not peak but peak
Acting like the character and naming yourself after the character and doing things the character does is not "just talking". Now get out of here or be a proper scout. You're making the scoutmaster upset!
I watch the show but I dont consider myself apart of the actual fabdom for this reason 💔
We're to weird
are you the scout master or no cuase the scout master aint that scary
I get thinking your a fictional character i do to but gng🦄
I consider the devs and the mods to be scoutmasters.
🦄🦄🦄🦄
Like, I get kinning characters. I really do. I get gender envy from Kinzie and Matt from Saints Row IV. But this? This ain't it, gang.
fine you want me to cahnge my name to fricking scoutmaster kaotic ot scoutmaster alstor or some shi
your not a scoutmaster 🥀
No I mean im an irl i literally like delusionally physically believe i am cyn and a scout but I have learned to mask so I dont act like that 😭
ik im being sarcastic
No, I understand that too. There is a bit of myself in my scout OC, Caeruleus. A creator puts a bit of their soul into their creations.
ew ai
Fhdnf
Quit acting like a middle schooler.
The middle schoolers here are demented nah
🥹
I heard from a staff member that used to work there that they p in the like sanitary boxes ✌️
Call me George Lucus
Hi George
george lucus
btw idk if it is intentional but one of the fandoms on your straw page is overlapped with boundrys so it is hard to read (i was bored and wondering what a strawpage is)
knock knock
whos there
a mirror
a mirror who
bye
...
I'll fix that lol
hello my dears
.
he is back
creep