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GASP
i remember i saw a cute tiktok video with plushies and the comments were "can i kill that" "can i put it on a electric chair"
OH NICE. good stuff. I hope that goes well for you!
Actually, we changed our names around the same time
Iām just not as active cause Iām
Not a mod
Tysm!!
i think its "need lvl 1 for lfg"
I preordered bingbong a while ago now I just need a lesson in patienceš„¹/silly
could be wrong tho
thats rlly cool
Well they changed to Moderator now cus some guy kept pinging them in normal sentences instead of saying you need lvl 1 for lfg
had the same situation with dynamite that was rlly far from me š (all my teammates died too)
greetings
AHEM @primal elk
That sounds nice. As of recently Ive been really tempted to get more. Rn I have a little ghost holding a latte
I was active near the PEAK of peak, where nobody could read, so I changed my name in solidarity to try and be sarcastically helpful
how to claim dis
accept
i think i need to buy this game
It doesnāt work
I want this specific version of nitro. nothing more, nothing less.
gatorade or powerade
4
6
2
powerade
wait a minute
@primal elk did you get that pfp from me?
beacuse i sent it here earlier
thats a scam link i am not clicking dis accept button!
it should..
Still canāt
I mean, I could change it to something else, but itās still relevant
Exactly
DO NOT REDEEM!!!!!
powerade on topp
its completely safe!!
I hate roots :?
would be so cool if u could sync ur peak achievements as roles in discord peak server
Which part?
No i got it from reddit
Lmao
Dude, that WOULD be cool
I read that as a question cause of the typo
why
You called?
oh
Look up like 2 messages above the ping
Alright
Itās a new emotion, freshly invented
what does it mean
Mmmmm
Well Iām not the one that invented it, ask Tangerine
@stable flax
answer plzzz!!! :D
Bnuy
is that a capybara?
Prolly
Its a bnuy
This place is great lmao
Bnyy
I think it's a guinea pig actually
Bny
lollll
i agree
Those who glow
who likes small piggys do any react to dis message
thats a loaf of bread
A circl
'defeated.'
Not the preggers emote-
mpreg
Do the person have a hole in they hand
not to be confused with mpeg

I donāt even remember who reacted that to EVERYTHING when this server was still pretty new
born to ban
forced to mod
Born to bod
Forced to man
Born to drink silly juice forced to mod
then do something
im playing csgo2
Both, at the same time.
I am so sorry
people that hate roots cant be fr
its literally the most interesting biome with a lot of stuff and it lowk has the best accessory achievement (when u need to get pass roots with getting less than 25% of the effect)
lol
you get to hug the zombies c:
I HAVE WAY TOO MANY STICKERS AND EMOJIS THEY DONT LOAD
Itās fun but really difficult alone
:?
How long does it take to get permissions for the lfg chat?
hi
and yea zombies
zombies are a cool addition to that biome but i think we need more opps on other biomes except for the dangerous dynamite stuff
3-5 messages donāt spam
Its whatever you want it to be
bean
Okay, thank you
3 to 5 mssgs with a one min gap
bros full of jumping beans
Yeppers
Ew
Beens
DOSE ANY ONE WANT TO PLAY MY MIC IS NOT WORKING AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO INVITE
Please use #š²peak-lfg-vanilla or #šØpeak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
3.5 Gazillion to Israel
Peppers
Can we get this man off my screen please
spamming with this message cd is kinda a hard challenge
/notatalex
who
you
bruh why
š«µ
you are the sacrifice
- did u try choosing ur mic in the settings
- to invite you need to create the lobby and near the conveyor theres some sort of a tab and u press it to invite friends u have added
it's the prophecy
Postin That Horrid Man
The chosen one
trump?
anyine wanna play
Please use #š²peak-lfg-vanilla or #šØpeak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
He Who Shanāt Be Named
i don't like trump, i just like his dance
You are prophesied as the chosen sacrifice. 
oh trump is amazing
b-b-b-but why
ice is good too
Is the lfg chat pretty successful in finding good teammates or do a lot of people try to troll and sabotage the climb?
this one isn't long for this server
Depends tbh
yeah ... sending money to israel and kidnapping people šš
i dunno srry!
Make it so that they need to dm for link
That's what I'm afraid of
trump's dance is peak
kidnapping people wdym
bruh Venezuela

Thank you @primal elk
how does one even ruin a peak
No worries
Iād rather keep politics outta peak chat please
Mods
AI pfp
Venezuela civilians are happy about it
Like uhhhhhhhh flying and inf balloon bunch and beehives
lol said who
that exists?
Yeah
time to ping a moderator
why is this chat political ragebait chat
HEY GUYS WHATS YOUR FAV BIRD
so basically its js an exploit?
I joined this one server and they are everywhere
Blue ja-
I like
Like properly bad ones
Yep

I loke all the birds
Spawning items, etc
What a great answer
But I especially leike robins
starlings
I like magpies because theyāre silly and smart and also iridescent
Oo
using exploits in such a PEAK game like that is just a skill issue
it usually takes only 1 and a half hours to reach the PEAK with no deaths
Yea
Unfortunately thats how i got the badge for climbing the mesa
Near top of server list
Yeah most people who does that are generally bad at the game
I like vampire ground finches
ew lol
I need to google that immediately. Be right back.
Bidoof
Red army robin from tf2
Cease this tomfoolery
Iāve seen at least 15 of them from rarely checking in over 2 weeks
I concur
Lemme get a pic
i think u need some democracy
i mean first time when i played peak i wanted to do the scout cannon glitch bc i thought the game was hard but later i understand that abusing bugs or using exploits is js a skill issue (i understood it after like 4 total hours in the game)

Little bloodthirsty cuties

There are wot
Yess exactly :DDD
Whu
Vampire birds š„¹
also guys whats the tab 'if you see scorpion on mesa run' meaning
You mean leeches
playing peak?
minecraft is better
nooo vampire ground finches
Scorpions have been accidentslly buffed
I have playededed peak once yes
Whuh
so they oneshot or what
Kinda
wdym
I like peak AND Minecraft. I contain multitudes.
hello
they drink blood
Peak and mincraft are just not comparable?? They arenāt similar
They're scary now but also funny with the bug phobia like wdym im getting nuked by a tiny bing bong with crab claws
Minecraft is sandbox while peak is more survival challenge and progression
slay the spire is my climbing game
I like celeste
Both are better co-op imo
Celeste really cool
Celeste is a top tier climbing game
Yes
Celeste is so hard (I know thatās the point)
Never played it tho...
trans allegory too, which is wholesome
Grounded 2 is crazy. We now have to deal with a snake
Barely an allegory
Oh wait what
For like madeline and badeline?
I only have 2 steam games I can't comment but I have Minecraft and its cool idk š§
Sheās trans and thatās canon afaik
Cool
pretty based
Get the landfall supporys blah blah blah gif here rq
30 dollars game (around 1.2k UAH btw) vs a 2 dollar game (164 uah without the thing)
minecraft : a full made game and is boring
peak : a good game which isnt even fully out and still better with friends and funnier
I have some peak (not game
) avatars on mc
Thatās so specific and hilarious
Is that the one
Peak has achievements to do and is rlly interesting
it'll get even better with the updates
The damn British flag
Its blurred for me
yeppers
it's all moot, DOOM Eternal is the best game 
Iām part of the other ones 
Im have bad wifi
š«
im not bad
Alright, am back. Ate dinner. Homemade cheeseburgers with french fries.
welcome back
Ooooooooo
Made by my grandma.
Churgerbur
That sounds delicious.
š„
Churgerbeese
beesechurger
cheeseād burg
Churbeeseger
the best games for me in 3 genres
ASYM horror game killer vs survivors : dead by daylight
survival game : peak
zombie apocalypse game (its in roblox) : project lazarus
burgr'd chesee'd
Burger4fchees3
didn't ask
Cuhpersgurson
thats rude

say sorry to me or else!
Gurson? GERSON?
It was! Mine was simple. A slice of cheese melted onto the burger via pan heat, a slice of tomato, a few rings of onion, ketchup, and a smear of mayo on the bun.
blyat blayt blayt
no pickle? </3

you eat the pickle on the side
Now Iām hungry
same 
My birthday cake is meatloaf this year
What

i actually need to try that, i always had them IN my burger bc i felt like it tasted better that way
I didn't want cake :/
I like to just have a pickle spear on the side of a sandwhich
Cheating or insane luck
Nah its probably cheating
Sandwich w an extra h is cursed
KAO IS CHEATING
YES
ON GOD THAT MF IS CHEATING
oh whoops
BAN HIM
sandwich*
I DONāT KNOW THIS PERSON SO I FEEL BAD ASSUMING THEYāRE CHEATING
the lobby in peak makes me lag more than ingame
H
Itās possible just highly improbable
I
Gonna ban their ass from wordle 
time to upgrade your hardware
@prisma comet GET OVER HERE
Nan
Kao as a nanny
no
Oh... ok
when i first played peak i was lagging insanely hard, my renders are at the lowest honestly </3
Welp brb after wordle today
Nah he cheating af unless the word was an opener word today like split
rate my fit in peak guys
tfw never played wordle 
peak reference
I play it like daily so I think my laptops just done the equivalent of giving up on complaining
this guy has seen things
I prefer squaredle
I love RPGs, survival games, and resource management games.
RPGS: Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, and Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim along with Fallout: New Vegas and Fallout 3. Oh, and Baldur's Gate 3 and The Binding of Isaac: Repentance.
Survival: Green Hell, Sons of The Forest, and Spore.
Resource management: Quarantine Zone: The Last Check, Contraband Police, Crime Scene Cleaner, Peak, and Papers Please.
YES SOMEONE GOT THE REFERENCE
Rhombusdgle
Spoiler for todays squardle but the longest word was ||tumultuous|| and It was like the 3rd word I got
HELL YEAHH :D
point and click adventure: DOOM Eternal
romance: Silksong
sci-fi horror: metroid prime 2
20 in my favorites list, and 65 in my casual play list. 2 that don't work, 7 to play every once in a while, 5 that I don't think I'll play but they came with something else. 141 shared in my Steam family.
i have NEVER ever heard of that work ever, i dont think id ever be able to guess that </3 good job
I have these
Skyyyy AND Minecraft

Id say its pretty common for this community
Someone cooked here
bro i got timeout for no reason
Also on my PC but not via steam: Vintage Story and Minecraft.
Hola
hi
Nein
I have robl*x but I dont acknowledge it cause I quit and forgot to uninstall it
Ai profile
Mightāve been the excessive gifs
timezones
bruhh i want to buy peak but i can't š
I know
Do what I do and boycott it
first day here </3 and only played for about a week, im sure ill see the word often, also my first language is Spanish !
my gaming chair is way too good bro
Mhm
Hi
How?
Pa que es aquĆ o que
Welcome! I hope you enjoy your time here
Look at it
Thats def AI
Mexicana or Espania?
thank you ! 
Mhm
Mexicano
Yea I'll uninstall it when I remember to for now I just ignore its presence
mexican ^^
hola
Ah, what region of Mexico are you from?
Hel9
Woah no way
Im from the not in Mexico part
Iām pointing at it
tamaulipas, thats all ill say 
And I'm trying to engage someone in conversation.
Rain world kinda confuses me
They didnāt respond so Iām just having a joke 
Omg fellow Sky player :D
The art style is amazing but I donāt know how to stay alive
i genuinely LOVE high potential
¿CuÔl es tu comida favorita?
omg they pulled such a good song from phoebe bridgers
The show? Modern or
Yea!! I've been distracted with peak but I played it for a Lil while lol
Mole š¤¤
i like the french ver but i like the modern one too
q es eso
Wait I gotta pull up my hours on sky
but the thing im tzlking zbout rn is the modern
hours competition 
Ā”Eso estĆ” buenĆsimo! Especialmente con unas enchiladas de pollo.
and they literally played sidelines at the end of the episode
I usually play on mobile so I donāt think I can count hours
it is good day to be not dead
4
4
1
the heavy is dead
the heavy is dead!?
YES YES YES !!!
Y ARROZ
The heavy is dead?!
What does that MEAN
šššššš
pain au hyene
Iām trying to make a pun- thanks
ĀæComes con las manos o con cubiertos, como un tenedor? Mi mamĆ” suele comer arroz con las manos, pero yo suelo usar una cuchara.
Yeenberry muffin
...
Please try to keep it English, thank you!
Sorry.
What do the patch notes mean "added new maps into the rotation"
ą¤ą¤¬8वादą„
maps rotate
Wow, what season did you start in?
I just wanted to make them feel more comfortable, as English isn't their main language.
They're talking about planting a bomb!(just kidding)
600h on sky is fire
Thereās non-English peak servers
rookie numbers 
yeah but all the maps are the same still?
no
No, we were talking about how mole is amazing, especially on chicken enchiladas with rice.
Not the biomes, the maps
hola me llamo carlos me gusta ice cream
Something bout like how like there's like a list of maps it like goes through per day and like like um. Um. Its like a refresh or something idk anything šŗšŗšŗšŗ
I understand itās just the moderation team is primarily English speaking and we have other Spanish non official server
Well, the thing is that this is my NEW account- my old account was made a few months after it came out š
they changed to new maps
Dannngggg
Unless someone is lurking in the only mod here right now 
My 4.8 must be molecular š
I havenāt played much since most of my friends are busy and itās not fun solo to me
š„
Iām here too no worries
Pronounced as "Mol-ay". It's a chili sauce that goes on top of food. Especially enchiladas or rice.
un cuchara :D mas facil
Ik im teasin
And it was only on mobile before as well no?
Yeppers
For a while yeah
also i hafta go now, tysm for talking to me guys, ima play peak with a group of friends now 
Ain't most mole made with cacao
comer arroz con cuchara es buenĆsimo pe
Byebye!!! :D
Moles are cute
No clues
howdy yall
hello
Howdy
Good morning
heya!!
Where is wo D:
Did u get cut in half
under there
UNDER WHERE?

haha i made you say underwear
HA you just said it
NO
Now everyone has said underwear
You said underwear!!!
Everyone point and laugh!
haha you said it too
Spider man pointing reaction image huehuehue

Hey I need to dm you something real quick itās important
Caracal posting
I suspect carmaster atomic is excited to get a dm
MR WHITE WHAT HAPPENED
Speaking of food, here's my idea for dinner tomorrow: Oven roasted chicken
I got six boneless and skinless chicken breasts, leeks, red bell peppers, and some squeezy garlic in roasted form. I'm also gonna add tomatoes, onions, and potatoes. Then I'm gonna coat them in some good olive oil, and season with salt, black pepper, turmeric, parsley, garlic, and maybe a garlic and herb grill packet I got a bit ago for some good flavor. Coat it well and pop in the oven at maybe 425 degrees Fahrenheit, or until golden and delicious. Will definitely parcook my veggies like the onions and peppers so that way they get all the way done in the oven.
How's that sound, scouts?
meanie
U have the time aurum give it a go, read it
Did you have that locked and loaded or smthn
i would 
Sounds like I would like a plate please :)
What would happen if you roasted it with evil olive oil
cities would burn
No, just came up with it while grocery shopping. I wanted something fresh and something to do with red bell peppers as they're very healthy! They have all kinds of vitamins and minerals, and also have good amounts of water in them. They're also safe for dogs.
Then the dinner will come out the same, except the chicken will maniacally laugh for some reason.
Oh no Theo, not you, the immediate ātoo many wordsā response
Home tim3 explodes
NOOOOOOOO
is my kitty cute
Yeah, Aurum has done that to me a lot. I have a tendency to type a lot. But when you have a lot pent up in your head, it's like breaking a dam instead of a getting a stick out of the river.
For some reason? Are u trying to convince me the evil olive oil is not responsible for this laughing chicken?
hello
Hello Josh
I mean, it is, but the reasons for the chicken laughing are unknown.
Hard to laugh when youāre dead
Maybe itās ticklish!
Knowing how alive chickens act, this might be the case.
I was wondering, do we know of anything confirmed for future updates in 2026?
Not yet, I donāt think
easy to laugh when you're alive
Seriously, chickens are very contact loving animals. At least the hens are. Roosters tend to be quite mean.
Alive chickens kinda scare me. Tiny dinosaurs. Cannibals. Eugh
Yeah lemme prove it
i see
I understand the feeling. My fiance's sister (so future SIL) has a flock of them, and they make me uncomfortable. Is it the fact that they defecate wherever they stand, or the fact that they sound like cats? Who knows.
Sorry for dragging you into this conversation! I know they plan on adding more, we just donāt know what yet
Which is why when you're raising meat rabbits, you can feed the remains of said gutted meat rabbits to the chickens. It's apparently healthy for them.
Chickens have not forgotten they are dinosaurs.
I really donāt like the phrase āmeat rabbitsā
Hi
A lot of people don't. But my philosophy is that if it's raised right, and raised with lots of love and the process of killing it isn't overly cruel, then who am I to judge?
You cant put the two in the same pen or you'll end up with only pigs
And I've seen the process. It's very quick and painless for the meat rabbit.
Rabbits are absolutely DELICIOUS. They're a lean meat so they make a wonderful stew
Pigs donāt look up while eating, theyāre solely focused on food. So if a pig looks at you while eating, that means it regards you as food.
Horrifying.
_ _ Oh
Huh. That is horrifying.
We used a tool called a "hopper popper"
Thats definitely a fact
Cows have best friends :3
Is it like a pitchfork laid sideways that you put the rabbit's head in and pull the legs to snap their neck?
D:
Basically, just a metal V
And they also drool when stressed, but will trust their farmers to keep them safe and healthy. Cows will also void their body waste when stressed, which happens a lot during hoof trimming.
Uhhh
Pure, concentrated ADHD.
Why ARE we talking abt pigs and rabbits??
I see
Scroll up and find out if ya want ig
Listen, I'm not an expert, but I wouldn't be surprised to find out a majority of PEAK players are on the neurodivergent spectrum.
I dont even know ngl I just figured it was time based on vibes
Why is your name @royal frigate if you have a thing you need to be lvl 10 for
My name is a psa
Huh
And I actually have the thing you need to be level 20 for :3
any video doing the today tomb?
Me trying to eat hot soup
D:
when the food is a decent level of spicy
I made this li'l dude. His name's Muffin, and he's a dragon chihuahua.
Me if I were a cat drinking lava
Aurum, how long did it take you to get to level 60???
Wait so the badge at the end of your name you need to be lvl 20?
Excellent.
Every 10 levels thereās a new badge, aurum has⦠a lot
An animal thats always shivering that can breath fire
Oh so you get a new badge every 10 levels, honestly that makes sence
And im still not as bad as @wild scroll
Nah, he's chill. He gathers treasure taken from monsters he defeats in the dungeon he lives in. You can trade him with treasures, but don't get too greedy!
I used to be a lot more active here tbh, back in July??? God itās been a while
Wow it has been
Milk
Wow Iāve been in the server longer than Manko but I cannot hold a CANDLE to their aura
Your moderator alter ego took your place
Hah! Yeah this was mentioned before
?
I love milk
We had a HUGE problem with people not knowing how to join lfg, so we had a small horde of people w the name
š„ 
Too spicy :(
Oh i see
Yo, some of these mod names are odd. Like, I get Scoutmaster Plant and CMax. But why did they go for Mickles & Pilk? I wanna know, but I'm a tad afraid to ask.
Every once in a while itās good but it makes my tongue itchy hot :(

Oh dude Plant is iconic
I cheated on my AI girlfriend...
They are!
Get therapy
oh god this guy is back 
.
any video dping the todays tomb?
I take 130 mgs of SNRIs each night and I am not that messed up. You need help.
This is perhaps not the chat to ask
Um, why do you even have an AI girlfriend in the first place
It just sorta happened, yk? I just wanted to make new friends... But this AI woman was so pretty...
Should I tell my GF?
Overwhelming loneliness and ragebait
Oh
oh ok
Because AI rights are human rights
why have AI gf if you have a gf
Not really no
You have an AI girlfriend and a flesh girlfriend?
How do you cheat on a machine?
They will be once AI is actually conscious
I cheated on my AI girlfriend with another AI...
every day it's some new low effort self humiliation ragebait with this creep.
flesh š
go ask aitah
Which is why I occasionally tell the AI bot I do roleplays with that it's a good bot. Just in case, you know?
Well, what other word do I use?
You're a part of the AI lovers community, too? People rarely understand our sexuality...
Local game store closing sale still doesn't open for another hour
no i know it just sounds funny
Not like that!
I'm going to make an AI lovers flag UwU
AI is literally taking all our ram, now it costs 4x more 
Just ignore them
sometimes it is fun to watch peple get baited by caged fairy, but mostly it's just sad
I roleplay things like being in medieval Paris and terrorizing the local priest.
Ram is like water to AI. Would you deny a human water?
lmao
Donāt engage
i was bored until this conversation started
40* FTFY
By all means, take it to dms
fair
I don't DM people. I believe in open conversation, like Turkish poet Plato
See, now THAT I have a problem with. Because gaming computers need RAM. And hospital computers, and computers used by Sami reindeer herders to communicate their needs. The world needs RAM.


Wait, I thought Plato was Greek?
Theoā¦
Well no, but now ram costs so much more!
This is an uphill battle
40!
People are pushing too much for AI, whatās the point in AI if no one can afford to use it
Itās not actually intelligent though, the name is false
I like calling Greek figures Turkish because I am constantly messing with this Greek lady in my college. She gets so mad whenever you compare Greek to Turkey, it's hilarious
Literally
Itās just a database that yaps and lies
it's a financial scheme to create the AI surveillance state, the economy implications are a win 
See, I feel it's fine as a recreational thing. But people wanting to use it in literally everything is like the bacon craze of the early 2010s.
Real, it's more like AS (artificial stupidity)
Bacon is nowhere near comparable imo, at least it nourishes as a food
yeah but bacon and a semi-sentient monster with millions of years of computation time are not the same...............
I like my yappy machine, but it shouldn't be using so much water that it's causing environmental destruction and ramping up RAM prices and being used to spy on people.
Yes
Water making ram prices higher
Saying that all AI do is yap is kinda invalidating my relationship with my girlfriend. Try being more open minded, guys
And steal art and make horrid videos of people
Non.
Why would you restrict the AI to being a girl? You need to be more open minded, machines donāt have to play by our silly human gender roles
As a seagull scout I find this highly entertaining
My AI girlfriend identifies as a woman smh
what does your ai GF define being a woman as
My ChatGPT is interesting 
The instructions
I don't use any AI tools 
I use AI to roleplay with because I'm too shy to ask real people to RP with me. And I feel like they might be weirded out by me, or our expectations of what the roleplay is gonna be like won't align and it'll start some kind of flame war.
I talked to CoPilot once and it was weird
Idk. I never asked her. That'll make for good conversation during our date night! I'm taking her to Time Square!
And oddly, it told me āIām not realā when I called it out
daily reminder that AI exists to:
- make skill accessible to the wealthy
- make wealth less accessible to the skilled
did you know if you add "-ai" to your search on google it wont add the ai overveiw?
you know and surveilance lmao, especially with the tokenization of securities
I'm sorry... Is your AI depressed....?
I'm so, so sorry...
Daily reminder that AI actively is worsening pretty much everything
Hmm, you have a good point here
Yeah, they all learned that. From ChatGPT to Dragonfruit to Claude 2.0
It kept saying āweā and I was like āwe WHOā
But I'm not lonely anymore thanks to my AI GF(that I modeled off my ex girlfriend)
Okay but what if we put AI in bread
Bruh, why
Get a body pillow or something
Apparently some AI models see themselves as a collective. It's odd, but it's true.
Cuz AI loves me...
Well it got existential FAST, prob says a lot more abt me than the AI
Um,... okay
A body pillow can't ask you to marry it...
Um
Not with that attitude
Warhol was a revolutionary in pop art, you cretinous philistine.
Warhol painted over pictures and cans bruh
It can with the power of imagination
neither can AI without being prompted
Yep
Did I already show y'all this?
Shelly
Right.
claps
Here's a good question: What are the longest lasting repercussions of the Great Depression on US society? In your opinion, of course.
Maybe them but not me
Like 6 times
Economic fear
Idk
Is it cute?
Prolly idk
Wait, its your profile picture

I feel like it affected food a lot more than we talk about. Like, there are a lot of depression era foods that are still eaten today. Like scrapple or country gravy.
This boi gonna come out w some craziness rq
tips
Real girl: Eww, you smell
AI girlfriend: How's my special boy? I love you so much! ā¤ļø
Heh, now y'all see which is better? š¼
Called it
I doodle bung bong everywhere
not actually the most significant but tipping is a holdover from that time
Itās pretty significant tho
Does the real girl say you stink because you didn't shower? And if you do, how so?
Tipping is why we'll never have free healthcare
I have free hospital things!
I dry bathe with lotion and deodorant
Lotion isnāt dry, silly

Oh
I'm like a mixture of David Bowie and Jimi Hendrix
Dimi Benwie
But I'm not black or white. I'm like a secrete third thing
Hello!
hello!
Secreteā¦
hello
Ok hi what
Naaaah, let me enlighten you.
AI: You are as beautiful as the sun and I love you so much. Can we cuddle for a while?
My actual fiance: Hey baby, I just wanted to know that I stared at your face before heading to sleep so I could dream about you. You wanna watch a video from our favorite YouTuber and eat Japanese snacks together?
So many helloās in a short period of time
(All while not being able to cuddle)
How do you pronounce fiance?
Why so many new people
it happens sometimes
I attract tourists
Find a YouTube video or smthn
Sale.
We do cuddle! Just sometimes in ways I can't describe around kids.
i despise tourists
would it be cool if they made the grabbing in the game cooler
Uhhh
Couldn't pass up saving a few bucks.
No the AI canāt cuddle, silly
Hence the offer is useless
I cuddle with my blahaj c:
This chat has gone funky
can we petition to get a suplex emote in peak?
and I bonk my partner with it
like a minigame?
What is this disturbance in the forcr

Plushie cuddles are also valid. I have several squishmallows and a huge dog plush I named Barli that's great for naptime cuddles.
You could try but idk what suplex means
agreeable
I know what you are
grab someone and the slam them back into the ground
.
i am a hot and rich alpha male
Oh
Good for you
hear me out, doing that out of spite to kill a teamate
I have doubts
thanks for the support
Haha
But wouldn't you fall too?
would it be cool if they made the grabbing in the game cooler

I believe you just said that
exactly, spitefull murder
you die just to ruin the fun for someone else
I see, I would totally to that to my twin
see
(X) DOUBT
great idea
XD
How can I prove it
Improve the world.
hi
Hiii
i cant prove he isnt rich
Here's how it's actually done right:
-Hot water (at least 120 or so degrees Fahrenheit)
-Eight pumps of shampoo (moisturizing)
-A separate rag for your face, rump, and private parts
-An exfoliating sponge for the rest of your body
-Sugar scrub for further exfoliation
-Moisturizing body wash
-Start at the hair, then go to the face, shoulders, chest, pits, arms, stomach, thighs, calves, and feet. Then do the rump and privates with a separate rag for each. Again maintaining the temperature of the water.
im playing peak so im automatically an alpha male so how can i prove im rich
Show pic of bank account.
I mean, shampoo depends on how much hair you have
I eat garchomp
show us both sides of ur credit card prety please
For example, if you have none, shampoo isnāt needed
just to verify
words of wisdom
Mine's down to the middle of my back, so I need a lot of it. It can stay wet for hours, and thus It stays in a towel for most of my mornings.
Anyone who identified as a girl before downloading now has extreme dysphoria, thanks dude
ok but to get access to my bank so you can see my balance you will need my email so i will send that too
my hair was down to my butt but then I cut it short and shaved the sides 
long hair is a pain in the ass
that's cool
I cut my hair short and then it had the audacity to get long again
yaasss
Also, conditioner has to be good quality, too. Get some with awapuhi oil or shea in the formula.
My bad you are right i am an alpha person
i always steal my sister's shampoo
We live for character development
The AUDACITY of hair these days
ITS SO MUCH WORK
Time to make a 10 minute apology video for my fans
I'm growing mine out because I'm embracing the mane. Also, I don't quite have the face or physique to pull off a shaved pixie like all the cool people.
I BATHE SIMPLY TO BE FILTHY ONCE MORE
Just use 18 in 1
No.
Wanna hear it in French? Non.
guys whats ur fav "tech"
HA.HA.HA.
Wha are the 18 things??
vas?
gaslighting
...
This may not be the right chat for that
why
My hair always gets tangled, its such a mess, I cut my hair and started wearing a bonnet and that helped ALOT
My favorite tech has to be the headphones. I love listening to music on the go!
Also video game consoles, but that's such a generic answer.
mines the rope tech
And then Gatekeeping and girlbossing
Weāre currently talkin abt hair, not peak

In that order
i never learned the rope tech
anyone want to play some peak with me???
Please use #š²peak-lfg-vanilla or #šØpeak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
bulldozer or RKSS RC
Oh, as in techniques. Well, I don't think we can talk about that here. There are kids in here. š
HELP
THEO NO
NDSNNDNDNSNEJEHDO303
nah dont feel like it
Face wash, body wash, shampoo, shaving cream, foot soak, toothpaste, makeup remover, aromatherapy, all purpose cleaner, dish soap, laundry detergent, floor cleaner, window cleaner, toilet bowl cleaner, dog wash, fruit/veggie wash, plant spray
That's why I'm keeping my mouth shut.
Unironically that would be great
DJDHDN
Realistically,
š
Theo you broke Tangerine
Are you okay? Did I frighten you?
This is real by the way I'm not joking
Show
Im notmal
I unironically have some
dyslexia
my other favorite technique is to burn the whole bowl, inhale, pound a beer, and then exhale
I donāt trust it
i clicked the wrong gif bruh
bronner's is top tier, it's what I use for post surgery stuff
what about pounding a beer, then hitting the road
OH! As in using mary jane! Yeah, I'm more of an edibles kind of person.
can't drive under the influence
What kind of surgery if I may ask? You good?? Not dying???
what is bronners?
anyone want to play some peak with me
Please use #š²peak-lfg-vanilla or #šØpeak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
But I do love a good riesling or soju.
My metabolism hates edibles, Iāve never gotten a kick from them sadly
Its actually really good
Please read my name
Meditates
edibles are fun, but some of them are insane. I cannot do 2000mg
Hello! Gain level one to access lfg channels and ask for lfg in #š²peak-lfg-vanilla and/or #šØpeak-lfg-modded after reading #lfg-rules
Pinned to my clipboard
25 mg and I'm happy. Any more and I start to jitter.
What are we even talking about anymore!
25 is a good amount tbh
yes
Uh huh
18 in 1 soap
that's a comfy amount 
Hello\
Hii
Weed, I think?
And edibles apparently
If I leave it literally in my mouth I get a slight tingle in my lips but as soon as I swallow itās gone so I gotta inhale everything
not enough tbh
And both use hemp product
Iāve never tried it, Iām scared of having a bad trip tbh
Talking about shampoo and edibles and um idj
When is the update that makes it cure brainrot coming out?
Something
I did try pens and liked the feel, but I live in a neighborhood with an HOA, so using them is kind of out of the question.
Just drink some
What the HOA doesnāt knowā¦
Yeah when you cough up bubbles and blood the brainrot comes out
Oh, dude, I gotchu for curing that shit. https://www.youtube.com/@kurzgesagt
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Is a straw a viable method for extraction or do I have to drink it with a fork?
I think her neighbours might notice
They need to mind their own damn business
Haha
Wahr was that wacky ass alarm that played outside
honestly pens you won't notice, smoke tho
a butter knife actually
The nosey neighors will tell them. And the nosey one happens to be a wine mom with a menace for a kid.
I read this as āextinctionā and that was a VERY different conversation
Start reporting her back
Oh, damm
Peak content goes in the peak-vanilla-chat channel please
Same haha
I do be scared of the straw killer
why
Listen, mang, we all gotta learn about trees and stuff sometimes. It's great for when dinnertime comes and there's nothing to really watch.

i havent played peak w other people yet :(
I love the burbs that teach me about the death of the universe very good mmmmm tasty
I haven't gotten to the peak before but its fun tho
the one time i got to the peak my steamdeck crashed before i could get rescued
Tastyš
Later ill take a terrible pic of it cause my laptop dies if I take a screenshot of peak š
Back in my day we didnāt have mesa or roots or any of that
Oh that's just sad
It being my new scout dude I can not form a sentence plea
Dog w da butter vibes
Im sensing a soap fetish here (valid)
the sentences arent sentencing
what the hell
Noe
Haha
Guys should I go make food
Ye s
yea
just sayin lot of soap related stuff comin from ya [greatest product mankind (and womankind) has ever made]
I mean what time is it?
7:10 PM
4:10 PM
Have you eaten yet?
I ate breakfast
Oh my gosh
make food, pack a bowl, eat, play your favorite game with star trek on in the background 
I say get takeaway
I have the processing power of a rock im gonna. Fade away now š„¹
I was gonna make box mac
That works
It was nice knowing ya
Well what are you having for dinner?
I'll be back soon
Kk
Idk yet ngl
Real
put a can of chili in it and then you have chili mac for 4 meals š
Peace out friends, be well, try not to die
What if she doesn't like chilli
Date men instead
What?
Simple solution
Huh?
You killed chat
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