#💬general-chat
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do you live in a small town or rurally?
Nah just the whole country doesn't have them
Think only Sweden out of the nordic countries has a sephora? I might be wrong though
Hey guys I just got here whats everyone so upset about
best region mentioned
and does clicking on the question marks while creating a character also crash your game?
because it just did for me
the what
the locked cosmetics?
is that the woke mind virus ive been hearing so much about
Never experienced that so I don't know, I also dont have any locked ones
lol
it shouldnt
get your player.log and post a bug report #1371455169098678292
cute creecher
does anyone know if that Crashout Crew demo, will stay forever?
Dude we see these guys all the time at our bird feeder
so the demo will end on the 20th?
yeah
this city needs a new superhero.
-# he looks like a horror supervillain though
is there any new updates? I have not played in a bit
if you played the dilly dally mini update theres no new stuff yet
what is that lol
We mostly see mourning doves tho :/
some stuff to play around with in the airport
thats pretty neato
lol
who wants to do ascend 7?
oh how good it feels to be a part of peak family again, mentioning https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1405612577454690375 and #lfg-rules
gn bestie
Is the tomb open today?
Thank you
You’re a little late
lemme tell you about the time i forgot to respond to my friend's message for 3 months
chicken jokey
YOOOO Who else saw the yellow winterberry tree yesterday?
🥳
Can anyone help me? I'm trying to play in any dx but I can't, the only one that works is dx11 but it stays all white
is bing bong's wife going to exist some day??
That's most likely due to your PC specs not meeting the minimum requirements
If you've already tried reinstalling your game....
it usually means your gpu doesnt meet the minimum requirements, you can try:
-Launching on vulkan instead of dx
-Setting texture quality to low
-Updating your graphics drivers
but if none of the above work then sadly your pc is probably just under minimum requirements and you'd need to use GeForceNOW to see all the textures
Troubleshooting copied from Livszy
did anyone here play animal crossing new horizons?
yeah
wasn't it lit
do you remember the online community and you'd go visit peoples islands
does your comp meet min spec?
i didnt really get involved with the community lol
hello
just played with my family
I don't think so, I tried everything but nothing worked
well if oyu dont meet min spec then you're pretty much SOL.
try HDpeak mod to lower settings even further.
you're trying to fit a size 10 foot in a size 8 shoe, just not gonna work.
Boo at the Zoo.
The best explanation for this that's easy to understand lol

just spent an hour in a dentist chair 👍 my mouf hurts and half my face is numb
weirdest feeling
your lips are never more chapped than when ur at the dentist
try not to chew your cheeks
Oh dear
So true the first time I had to get my mouth numbed I almost fainted because it felt so oddddd
thats what the dentist told me lol
I never fail to bite my cheeks after the dentist
The more I think I shouldn't do it the more I risk doing it I stg 😭
türk var mı
#🔗community-links there's a turkish peak discord here
okey
when does the numbing go away i wonder
Play?
Some couple hours give or take
I will Pokémon go while I wait
i forgot about spotlight hour today and missed my chance to get a shiny :(
omg I didn't even know 😭😭 i try to keep up with everything but it seems like there's so much to keep track of
every tuesday 6-7pm your timezone :)
basically only one type of pokemon will spawn
so its good opportunity to get a shiny if you catch enough
oh so I still have a chance
it's only 4:30 rn
oh right cool, its 10:30pm here ahaha
just hop on over to my timezone and get yourself a shiny
im in a pokemon go group and we meet up several times a week ahaha
shiny petilil im coming 4 u
and i only live in a small town and we have one! :)
I just have my boyfriend lol but I'm thinking we should def find a group to join, im also in a small town but its not that small
you can find them in the pokemon app, no need to go on facebook or anything
in the top right under the compass direction theres like a little green icon
any1 have dc issues?
if you click on it it shows you groups in your area
whattt
twice today at caldera ascent 5 i think
Snek
is your internet connection stable?
yea
today was tuesday so may have been affected by steam maintenance
if its happening more than just on tuesdays its usually an internet or connectivity to the host thing - you can see general troubleshooting here https://landfall.se/peak-faq
BUT as an aside, if its happening very frequently, I dont suppose you have a gigabyte motherboard do you?
hi
ngl, that's horrifying
KRITTER
ye i got a gigabite mobo
It's just a snake bruh
It just wants to cross the road
Tardy to the party
this may be the issue, the CFOSSPEED application that comes with gigabyte motherboards has apparently caused networking issues with some games. you should just be able to uninstall CFOSSPEED unless you need it for any particular reason
nvm i forgot i changed my mobo i got asus
my bad
but ye has to be on myend somehow cos my friend didnt have it happen in the same lobby
but i have kinda cracked internet and a good pc so idk guess i just hold it
do you have player logs per chance?
idk how to check that
other people who had the issue said it was photon being shit and that using a vpn fixes it
they are located at C:\Users\[USERNAME]\AppData\LocalLow\LandCrab\PEAK\Player.log
lemme look sec
found them
i just thought aswell, i started using vulkan and i know it never happened on dx12 maybe it was that
unlikely
thats the playerlog
@sterile cape tonto
Ejem
looks like simple server timeout on photon side to me
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243000013077/76561199653446066
Que haces aqui
Decirte tonto
Tienes el peak? @sharp valley
No
Bruh
how the hell pass second peak
Practice.
hi all, new here
oh, you mean today specifically.
can I choose between peak versions?
i new in game
same
what are you trying to do?
i just play and learn honestly
no
up
This game is peak
i cannot find a path
there`s no way to climb up
using ur eyes always helps
cheesh
im taking a look. I'm not great at scouting routes though
I mostly just YOLO
same lol
bringing items like cooked energy drinks and lolipops always helps too
first glance, get to the peninsula on the left and transfer to the right via vine
Check out https://discord.com/channels/1368870708335083650/1425299272705904811 for a bunch of general information and tips
this interior seems doable, but the last climb is kinda big
no
beautiful snek
ayy congrats on the new role
Mesa or alpine does anyone know pls thank you
no
Perfect thank you I appreciate it
Anybody know how to get the badge where you gotta look at the sun? I have the binoculars and I am looking directly at the sun but it isn't giving me the badge?
that's how you get it. Might have to stare for like 5 sec? I forget.
oh alright thanks
you have to be in mesa
what is "mesa" ? im not in lore and english not my language
the desert 3rd map
hii
hi
heyy
how we doing this fine evening
Hello, I have been looking for the cave for a long time and I can't find the entrance, I see the light
yeah im bout too
Does anyone know where he/she is today?
Who?
anyone gotten all the cheivements yet?
fall
hello gamers
hii
hola
Hello
alo, como esta?
hi guys am i crazy or did they remove the lfg channels in the server...
bien y tu?
what's up party people
Hey guys, is the tomb in mesa today?
bienbien, intentando encontrar al condenado bimbon dorado pipipi
idk, im searching
no they're still there
hijoles se va po lo dificil, casi siempe esta ceado xd
I see where it is but it is closed to try it legally
Damn, so no tomb on todays map
Unfortunate
Take him
Did I cook with my assignment
i wanna play with someone so bad
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
o wait
👀
is sleeping
You mean hes dead???
hello
hello is the Tomb open today?
.
. . . .speechless
hi
O i read your name as "Alpine"
close enough tbf
Maybe
Hello 🙂
hi !
Hellloooo
that’s so funny
anyone wanna play peak with me
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
@inland scroll
hi

the nader just lauched me under the map
Can you get the winterberry in mesa? Or just alpine
both
Word
i keep falling off the side of mountains
They gotta drop this new biome already
Joost klein
Sandwich
hi everyone
Sandwich
I am become cheese destroyer of bowels
hi
Hi
alguem manda um link pra partida
Mornin
Portuguese ahh
que que tem
Mornin fellow paperclip
portuguese é mt brabo
Saw cyberpunk clippy and realised there was PFP potential
Por que
Im protesting win 10 shutdown
[FROM CLIPPY // With LOVE]
A rogue office assistant sends one last broadcast before going dark. Mask up 📎
◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢
Voice Over: @WileyKoyote
Background: Kos Bos
Music: evilkbgy9
Inspired by evilkgby9 & Louis Rossmann's Clippy video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Dtmpe9qaQ
◤◢...
This you?
Nah
Windows...
Forcing you to move isn't the best
I have used 11 sence it came out
I dont wanna have to deal with another ugly feckin Ui change, and I do NOT wanna deal with ai being forced into that Ui
Anyone else life boring rn
Made the move to Linux, bit more maintainence but im used to it now
I just use programs to make it better
Yk what would be easier? Not being forced to use the shtty new edition to begin with😪
I cant use linux because my online school uses a windows only app and I have way too much on my plate but the second I get a new computer linux time
Not to mention I play scrap mechanic too
My mouse gets big when I shake it fast that's like one of the little things that makes me smile when I'm working
Chrome os sux
My school chromebook is locked yo shut down when it closes
Nothing a little hardware mod cant fix
Cape cod is being really tasty tonight :3
who to play with?
create one
peak
yee
Check #lfg-rules and you can find the lfg chats
yoo how do i play with other people? isnt it online?
Toyota camry
Honda civic
tomb open today?
hello
Hello
hello guys-
Hello
Ascent six and ascent seven coming up soon
What are the different levels with each map?
lookin for 2 more
tomorrow is alpine instead of mesa right?
How could he
Yes
PIANO MAN YOU VILLAIN
bnibong
why did it pee
To be fair Bing Bong is the villain, Piano Man's just fucked for doing stuff with the villain
thats what they all say
Bing bong is a villain?
edited image? how foul
Its raw garlic and olive oil
Yeah fabricating messages is not a good luck
no it peed
You sound like someone who doesn’t like beans
ew beens
Yikes

I knew it
i ac love beans
Sorry to disturb you guys, but what's today's biome?
how dare you disturb me
Ok its only the people who drink the pee that dont like beans
Mesa
Thanks :33
how do you know that
Mesa 
There's actually a website on Google. Search daily peak map 
It doesn't work for me for some reason
It just does yesterdays map...
Thanks a lot 🙏 my friends play peak, so I search the things for them
thats so sad wth? It's works for me and shows the countdown.
No problem!
Imma double check because I couldn't use it yesterday to find the capybaras
I'm trying to get the culinary badge
Anyone wanna see my burd
@devout sand @vague crag ^
Thank you 
You are the goat
That's gonna be so helpful
I can't join the thread because it's full :(
its a read only
Yeh I know but I want to save it for future maps
thanks anyway
Buss
random qestion but anyone know how to download minecraft....
alguien para peak?
ni
don't you just download the minecraft launcher from the website, pick a version then press play and it installs itself?
yes yes
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/choose-your-game
i wonder if i'll get smited for sending this link, hopefully not
ahh ok thx
hnn9
no
hi guys is there an easy way to go to lvl 1 fast ?
is the tomb open today
no
well shit
anyone else brand new?
no
meeee
Yo
hi
me
i miss my wife 
I didn’t think you could smell the garlic through discord
Hello
I just ate a plate of raw garlic in olive oil
talk
if you want level 1 send messages between minutes, like set a timer or something to do it the optimal way
3 should be enough if inbetween minutes
okk
dfasdf
Im always here to talk about your garlic needs
alr ty
why doesnt it let me text in lfg vanilla
u have to be level 1
Lvl 1 needed
Lol, did you read the rules?
how do i level up
by texting
lit joined 3 seconds ago
Talk
lmaooo alr
hi
Cant have the bots in the lfg
Hi
bro the tomb has been closed for three days
It is
i also got the game today
open it ffs
Hey plant 
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
-# OpenBurial mod
Hello!
i have mic
okAY😢
Ill play too
add me
were allowed to swear here, right??
i read the rules and it doesnt mention swearing
depends on the context but 90% of the time yes
okay
well in that case
I JUST DROPPED MY FUCKING CANDLE NOOOOOOOOOO
IT SMELT SO GOOD TOO BUT NOW ITS BROKEN 💔
it was in a glass container
and the container is now really cracked </3
qrs
😔
hi everyone, ive never played peak before but ive seen a lot of content on the game and am looking for people to play it with
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
is in game voice chat not working tonight :(?
🗣️ yo
Hi friends
hi
hola
Try restarting or changing the launch option
I CAN SPEAK IN THE LFG LVL 1 CHATS NOW
YES SIR

Anyone have issues with inviting? When I click the invite kiosk or click invite friends in the menu, nothign happens
I'm geeked
Restart the game would probably work
Tried a few times, but no dice 🙁
make sure the steam overlay is enabled both in steam settings and PEAK properties
Just checked and they both are enabled already. Thanks for suggesting though
i hold the record
hmm wont help with the invite kiosk - but may help troubleshoot it if this also doesnt work.....
but if you change your lobby mode to friends (in main menu)
then press host game and load into the airport
if your friends refresh your steam profile are they then able to join from the green 'join game' button on your steam profile?
hello
for manburgr witcheens
if yes - then this may just have to be a workaround for now
if not - then something is preventing steam from loading in current data from the lobby , this could be antivirus/firewalls, steam/peak admin privileges etc
hello!
Yo!
henlo
Hi
Yeah but I can’t send messages
Oh, to chat you have to level up by chatting.
Ok thx
MY DISCORD KEEPS On CRASHiNg
Someone beginner here wanna play? I write over here as I can’t in the looking for player chat
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
im scared
isnt he perfect
I’m scared 
I’m concerned
How do I join a lobby from a steam deck

ill google it 4 u 1 sec
does it have a browser
When I click a link it does nothing and to use a browser I think I have to use desktop mode
it doesnt work the same way. You just have to either go to the hosts steam profile and click 'join game' , or ask them for a steam friend request so they can invite you
Stop looking at me like that
Ok thanks
it puts the lotion
bites
does anyone here know about oneshot PLEASE say yes
Yes
Yes
YESYESYESYESFSDRGVHJESDOGVAWS
Guess who just installed a waterfall in their hoke by complete accident.
oneshot is love oneshot is life
i live breathe eat and sleep oneshot
w h a t .
Kat?
also what
bean
bean 👍
Did you install a waterfall
how the fuck does some1 install a waterfall
zohran mamdani goes ssj for the first time
my favorite thing to do here is going in the Fanart channel and seeing so many inspiring art works and funny moments captured in a drawing 
My fav things to do is watching videos but really really slowed
oh
🤨
what
what are you 🤨-ing about
interesting answers
🤨
🤨
ew
..
Don’t you dare ew my freakmoji
. . .
Yeah, we aren't here for the weird behavior.. muting the ick.
is the tomb open today?
Sadly not, but you can use mods like OpenBurial
how do yall point in game?
Middle-Mouse Button!!
ohh okay tyy :D
the anticheat will ban me tho
Just let them see you disappear through the Earth.
wassup
nah u cant ignore my big booty
i have another candle it doesnt smell as good but it still smells nice :))
Pacnugget
hola hola
nuggie
😔
They silenced me
No I just had notifications off
you still got yo lefts
Oh..
BUT SHERMA 😝😝
✍️ 🔥🔥
I sleep 
I have a nightmare 
If I ever say something like that again
What nightmare 😳😱
Well I’ll be back…
7am tmrw bc I gotta eep
Zambiez
😔
Goodnight
omg how am i js noticing ur pfp is SHERMA ❤️
Oh, i thought it’d be how the gate never opened in the marrow
Cat????
last i checked
six doesnt speak
I MEANT
GATE
No that gate opened eventually, it fell apart
Well shit don’t tell no body or you gonna be my next body
Oooooh
Bye bye SHERMA.. no dying in white ward
double negatives
that means i gotta tell everybody
Hehe
you are getting the runaway kid treatment
you literally got yo soul ripped away by a pissed off white boy 🙏
heres the thing im soulless
six becomes soulless when they get taken by old mono in ln2
since ln2 is a prequel
ik but im accurately never wrong
Is the past tense of smell smelt? I thought it's smelled
I don't think smelt is correct
either or
what is that baby head on..
a baguette
Does bread always look green??
I feel like smelled is more reasonable, especially since smelt has other meanings
could be mouldy
Yeah it's supposed to be green and blue
only other meaning im aware of is for blacksmithing
I don’t think I should even care what the baby head is on..
Why is a grown man screaming at a baby head on a piece of bread in his car 😭😭
Metal extraction from ore
And also a type of fish
ohh yeah
Some start a conversation please, I’m very bored.
do you think little you would be proud of what you've grown into
heck no
little me would be absolutely offended that i moved from console to PC and would start an argument over it
Oh I understand what you’re saying now, and no 😔
Has anyone seen/played SurrounDead?
Not directed toward me, but I feel like I can give a proper answer.
I feel like I've grown into somebody that would have stuck up for my younger self while still taking time to correct his mistakes. After the things I've been through and places in life that I've been in, I can confidently say that I would snatch up little me and hold him just a little longer.
i would strangle real me for being so stupid, but id also change nothing about me, its insanity
Ahhhhhhh
Yes and no, for me ofc.
Anyone doing ascent 6?
ayoo wassup gamers
I am sad because I don't have peak:(
tu
didn't get the shiny petilil but at least it gave me a shiny i guess??
How did he miss a yellow ballon 😔😭
Is ur pfp that one grandma obsessed with the apple pies from adventure time
yes 😢
haha nice, and atleast you'll have a ton of petilil candies now
did you manage to get a hundo?
Cool
Why the sad face? 😔
no I didn't get to catch the whole time 😒 but I got a bunch of 3*
bc she gets swallowed by the crystal apple and disappears for like 3 seasons or something 😢
Wait she did
I dont remember all the tree trunks lore but I probably should since shes my pfp
I havent watched it in what feels like a decade
Yea lol
Holy I have typing on phone
I HATE
OMG AGHH
its definitely one of those shows thats worth a rewatch, I feel like it's just as good watching it as an adult
Yea for sure, it’s one of those child targeted cartoons that are suitable for a wide range of ages I’d say, if that makes sense
yeah it makes sense, I love shows like that!
Sameee!
Put some damn respect on my girl treetrunks shes the original gangsta
Mb 😔🙏
I mean everything I said was correct..
She likes her apple pies
Not directed at you I just lobe that clip
I don't remember that in the show 😭😭
Lock in, she was protesting pb cuz lowkey she is
ohhh that's right
I think it was when she was trina kill her alien bf
Bro what
mr pig 🐖
Wait he was an alien??
Nah the alien polycouple
NOOOOOOOO MR PIG 😔😔😔😭😭
OH 😂😭 mr pig was probably an alien too ngl
adventure time went to the weirdest places
Yess
You remember that one episode where there was a horse and it like killed everyone… I think
Hello i am from argentina I know very little English
Abraham Lincoln was in charge of the planet Mars
Idk how to explain it
Yep, I remember that
Hello 👋
Hello, I'm from Argentina. I know very little English.
there was a horse episode where ice king disguised himself bc he was lonely and started stalking Finn and Jake lmao
Hold on Boca Juniors
Same thing basically
Hello - hola
Ice king is just a Lil guy dont be mean to him
Simon
Isn’t he like 1000 years old
He touched some bomb then turned into an immortal king right?
Idk I needa watch adventure time again
I thought it was the weird crown he was wearing that made him insane
Ooohhhh yeeaaa
its funnier if we imagine the crown as a bomb lol
Ice king when his love obsession turned back to 13 years old instead of a thousand
rare ice king W
Far older, Simon petricov's ice king yes, but the wish crown had many ice kings
Wait wouldn’t that mean he’s always walking around with a bomb on his head
Oh?
I REALLY need to watch adventure time again
yeah so don't piss him off
I've king always stays strapped
Or atleast the two idk. Evergreen was basically the og IK
I’m sorry 😳
Who is evergreen 😭😭
.
Tf
Who was that one big guy, he was like a demon, and maybe green
Toward the end of the show
The lich?
Yea him, who’s he gotta do with the story? I forgot 😔
He like wants to end all life or something I don't remember exactly
He's like the main antagonist throughout
Deciple of golb, god of chaos. His sole purpose was to bring the realms to an end
Doesn’t he have something to do with the bomb I’m thinking of
WAIT THE LICH CONTROLLER THE GRASS FIN RIGHT?
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT EPISODE
THIS WAS THE DEER KILLING EVERONE EPISODE
Nah
now im gonna rewatch the show
Wait what, who controlled grass fin then
wasnt it like a grass demon
Grass Finn was the manifestation of the cursed squid and the finnsword
cursed squid lol
Bro what is the cursed squid
Cursed sword made by the gat damn grass wizard
yeaaaaa
Bro what
you got 10 seasons bro
I remember like 2 episodes
start watching
One where if turned into a big big dude Ina pillow place
And where bmo goes to a factory to get new parts or something
and then there's "adventure time: distant lands" and also "Fiona and cake"
Or also the deer one but we don’t talk about that
I never watched Fiona and cake, because it doesn’t have to do with the main lore I think maybe I hope
And what’s distance lands?
Its pretty good tho
Is the the 4 elemental sections?
ooo
Absolutely fire. Watch it immediately
But that is the 4 elemental thing a lings right???
pretty sure that pillow place episode is meant to make people question their place in reality and existence in life
😔
Nah its like a sequel? A couple stories from post finale timeline
.
Wait what the hell is this
.
we love prismo tho
Pwismoo
.
Distant lands
Shhh
you don't level up by spamming
Its fire bro tryst
I thought he was a villain
Oml I’m remember everything wrong
he sacrificed himself I'm pretty sure
AND I CANT TYPE ON THIS PHONE 😔
Bro im gonna beat you go watch adventure time rn Mr. No dessert till you finish your lore homework
Oh.
But I want my dessert 😔
yeah I'll beat you up too
Then get to work
Is desert grandpa Apple pie?
I'll tell ice king to use his crown bomb
IM SORRY
How ironic that both of yall both brought up the ice king bomb crown thing at the same time lmao
lich traumatized 12 year old me
Well I plan on going to bed at 12, 4 minutes, so cya all later maybe
All I remember was being very scared of him, maybe it was the voice I think
I remember him having a very spooky voice
don't come back until you can recite all the adventure time lore word for word scene for scene
eh maybe just like 3 things
How about the movie?
Nice kid show😊😆😚😉😆🙂
||a rotting corpse/eldritch horror's rotted face slofts off||
wait there's a movie
Nah lmao I’m joking
Yea that’s also about what I remember
Oh yeah btw if non of yall heard, fiona and cake is getting new content on the 23rd
adventure time, courage the cowardly dog, and misadventures of flapjack all hold that title
2 minutes until I go sleep
😝
I NEED TO CATCH UP AAAHHH
If they change the style I’m going to be mad
Yeah but also its almost time for my annual rewatch of over the garden wall
Okkk bye good night
gn!!
Easy on the K's/j
dont let the bug beds bite
Here's a spider i found on a spiderflower
Spidos
smol spidah
did you catch it in a pokeball
Hi, can someone help me with a bug?
I
I've tried for the past hour to fix my mouse
But ts isn't working
PLEASE IM DYING
I CHANGED THE LANGUAGE BY MISTAGE AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK DOWN
What do you need help with?
I've tried everything and my mouse won't work
Tried F5 tried redownloading
turn it off and on again
What would that have to do with your mouse?
Its a semi common bug but the bug fixes dont work
Hello, my friends and I came up with a new game within the lobby of Peak, called Dead Fish 500
What exactly is happening with your mouse? Is it an issue only while playing Peak? Have you checked #1371455169098678292 ?
Ima take a video recording rq
Could somebody go into a VC. I can't talk but I want to show my problem
this the stuff i hear at like 5 am

is ur mouse working if you open steam overlay while in peak ? 👀
Is it like your cursor is stuck in the middle of your screen?
You may have already seen me in bug reports so what I'm about to say may not help. But if it's the above, it's usually due to other inputs being connected. You need to fully disconnect additional controllers (not just turn them off, they need to be unplugged). This includes controllers, flight/racing Sims, joysticks etc
Hello!!
bah meu
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU!!!
hello
hai
suppers guys
Ah okey!
hiii
hii
PoE
yo




Lunch money, now
Do my homework nerd
Give me your lunch money you nerd, or I'm gonna shove you in a locker
🛹
ello
Give me your lunch money
i do not carry cash
Nerrrrrrrrrd
Credit or debit is fine as well
Prepared bullies
wire transfer it
I got that gold american express
So true
American highschools be like
man, I have not been in highschool in like 15 years
You finished highschool? NERRRRRRD
My girlfriend is the leader of the cheersquad you loser.
I have not been in high-school in 14 hours and 15 minutes
I am extremely American 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🔥🇺🇲🦅🔥🇺🇲🔥🦅
MURICAAAA

I have that shirt of George Washington driving a tank with the what the fuck is a kilometer caption
They sell it as Spencer's. Everyone can get it
What 😭 why is that a common thjng
Spencer's is the final frontier of real American culture
Like 6 feet away from it they sell a collection of furry shirts about discord kittens and edging or whatever
As a child I though the USA was just covered in their flag
So fucking real
Like everywhere
What even are you how do you do a southern American accent so well
Oh it is
Whenever I play Team Fortress 2 I love doing bits
You have no idea. Our flag is fucking everywhere
hello
I have a test in 10 minutes
We ran out of yardspace in the 60s so we put it on the moon
I have done that archetype of southern patriotic american enough that it is essentially accent training
Oh British prisoner
I am Canadian
We've been there too. Homies
Legally they no longer have power in australia
Get out
ok
Thank you
Meese
Canadians are always so nice
sorrry
The most American thing about me is that I actually instinctually used the word meese to refer to plural moose
@wild scroll can unfortunately confirm
I'll forgive you if you stop pronouncing it like that
I actually have prethought lines in my head to use that accent with but they play too much on the racist American trope
All stereotypes are true somewhere. America is so large that there is no false caricature you could make. Hell, I probably know him
Bakedbean
Know him?! 😭
Yeah
Any caricature you could possibly make is probably just a guy named Dave or Jeff or something
And I probably know him or at least know a guy who does
My favourite bit that I might do waaaay too much is where I would say "murica Is the greatest country everyone gets equal rights except...." and then I read from a list on my desk of different minorities and I goes on for about a minutes or two.
Oh the Family Guy skit
Yeah that one's true. Not as much now as it used to be but still true lol
is tomb open today or is it closed forthe like 5th day in a row
Eyetalian is a nice touch

Yo
its closed again 
Americans are overwhelmingly outgoing all the time. Like, I regularly have conversations with complete strangers in public and a lot of people fuck around with their family in stores
Ello
Not sure how to make that into a funny skit.
No other nation has 90% of people smile and wave on the sidewalk
I rather just not talk to anyone
At least with the "stupid and racist" archetype it's unhinged and ridiculous
what the cab;e
Idk cowboy?
Desperately insist that you talk about the weather lately or some barbecue to a guy in line at Walmart
Gay cowboy.
Friends are working, don't have any friends to play with atm
if they invite me to a bbq id be okay with it
I have one more accent
im just tryna get lvl 1

everytime I see 1/2 cup of something in a recipe instead of normal measurement, I want to kill
trying to level up by chating here
lele up pls
I got that one from django unchained
Georgian lawyer
