#💬general-chat
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so ur saying I should ping paige
eh it was a kid who didnt read the rules as usual

hi chat
no -_-
hey miss are you a mod-
welcome 
hihi
ciao hola привет salute bonjour arigato anyo kangsamida

was that a pun?
what
nvm
Lmao arigato
seriously, keep chat in english please
What is that emote from, Zombie game?
did bro just say liek hello in 8 different language
or a random word
projject zomboid
Damn. Banned for saying hi lolol
hello for most of them, for some reason Japanese got 'thanks'
Merci seniorita
frl italian go cya
can someone please do something with this lc guy, we've repeatedly been telling him to stop and explained its english only and hes just like not listening at all :(
if u click an emote, itll sometimes tell u from what server its from 
translation coming in clutch like always
we've told him like 3 times atp
Ohhh hes a repeat offender?
how do I get lvl 1
yap
oh there it is
si
thats lowk crazy
restart your game, or steam or both very very common issue
Reboot game
hello guys
for the past like 10 minutes this guys been trying to talk in russian, spanish, and whatever the fuck else 
reset your computer
IVE RESTARTED EEVERYTHING TBH EVEN MY PC
o//
welcome 
check if your friend is muted
then uh maybe fix your head set?
It happens often. Like, 25% chance each time. You jusst gotta reboot until you hit the 75% chance
HES NOT
have you made sure peak is set to your correct speaker in settings? and that your audio isnt muted on windows? (like volume mixer )
uh
it never happened to me tho
my mou8th is movin on screen
THen i think its your friend the issue
Gang John Wick is free on Youtube
not you
is your friend's mouth moving?
So youre lucky or dont realise it
so you hear the game but not your friend?
honeslty that's happened to me before and it turns out peak jjust turned all the volume down for everyone so i couldn't hear people but i could see the mouth moving
yes only on his screen not mine
Wanna call me and trouble shoot?
has he tried to restart his game?
then uh alr
we both restarted pc
dm me lobby I want to see this in action
check if tyour friend did all we said to you up there
uh how
ill dm u 
click on his pfp
I want in on this
gl with jibby
I FIXED IT
im only there to create caos
niceee

ouch
I LO9WK JS RESRATED IT FOR LIKE THE 7TH TIMEE AND IT WORKED
alpine or mesa?
toldya, 25% chance
oh and btw am i the only one playing peak with a pc of 15 yr old?
🔥
thank you, thank you, i made it
tbh
I think the shipping fee for me will be like 30$ 😭
so i dont think i'll be able to get it for a "reasonable" price
huh now that i realize it
Precisely
yes
you dont have a 100% off coupon?
nop
I missed all of them💀
Bro im still not legal 😂 I cant drink beer
wow 💀
Just steal
damn chess looks really different from last time i played it
yea
here
took me a while
its littarly harder to miss everything and end up with smt like that then having a piece of chess going through the net
yk what valid
you underestimate my unskillfulness
what gun is this btw
red
fr
...
:3
Sapphire double barrel deagles with A40
Its a ASP red training gun

or like a SIG Sauer P320
nah its obviously sapphire double barrel deagles
ASP Red Gun Training Series, Handguns, SIG M18, 07368
woah
i think its red
cant argue with that
read #lfg-rules
|||totally not copy pasted from ggl||
I think it’s apple
kk
real
my parents give me beer
not mine
Grow up, kid
drunk?!
get new parents
yk what it shows ||JK||
hello
they give me 20 ounces of beer and let me have seconds
it tastes great
l
dw i just gotta wait a couple years before i can drink :)
e
the day im turning 18 im bringging my friend and chugging him with beer 😂
how many messages for l1
ye my parents let me have triple vodka shots
just like 5 ig?
aaa
or a bit more
its like 5 but stop spamming
its making little difference
ayo do this so he gets banned 🗣️ ‼️
already sent 
😂
welp Im still here
just a fyi discord doesnt fuck with that since possibly underage users are a big ass deal
so dont joke about being under 13 either if you care for your account
your ticket?
aight
?
yeah joking about not being old enough for discord really isn't a good idea to do
No thats what i think lmao
oh you meant discord discord mods not something on this specific server
yeah
he is the youngest person EVER!!!!
Or else i would've wrote peak discord's mod
your name is raimbow sherbert c:
because they are a mod :D
the luggage that defies all
ik i was confused so bad seeing that 😭
what’s wrong with that?
this is epic news
a
wow, youre so mean
😭
that photoshop is also mean 😭
wait this might be the best gif ever
ikr
delicious tacos

im too tired to read whats written on it
what's a photo shop?
uh, bbq bacon burger
Blessed be bing bong
Im not white😭
oh no bing bong cult
lol im joking
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT SPACE KING EPISODE 3 JUST DROPPED I GTG WATCH THAT CYA
Im European actually
very different from white
do whatchu want man, even white people tacos are good
ouch
every type of tacos are good
my gif got stolen 🥹
theyre tacos
bro no way you actually went for that suitcase hangging in the middle of the air 😭
PEAK
Master oogway
it could have been better but i couldnt find a video of someone freezing to death for some reason
especially when my general knowledge is underaverage
so its like zoomed in from someones random yt letsplay
nice pun
slink song
it was ass
i died anyway after
how
sd
didnt you say you were 5
a
I have learnt my lesson trust
dont trust me then
LOL WHAT
Keep it SFW please
yo what why u tryna look for under aged ppl
can you not
Not surprised coming from discord

ur gonna get banned if you keep it up 😭😭
theyre prob immature around 13 or 14 since they also joined discord in August 2025
whatevers goin on with you, i sure as hell dont need it
Bro got drowned in the bath water
Mods, you can't delete the "fking loser" and leave the nazi comment right there...
I didn’t delete anything
Bro deleted it himself cause he was scared
you're here aren't you 😭 bro acts like someone MADE him join
LOL
Did.. did they pussy-out?
yes
Yeah, he can’t respond anymore so move on
awesome
holy airball
Guys the new space king ep is fire
"kyrakittyfire" 😭😭
Wtf did I just miss?
nothin much
guys my friend has a 200 day streak in Duolingo and it’s close to mid night and they haven’t donr theyre lesson and I want to see theyre streak go down. Am I morally wrong for that?
is today mesa or alpine?
i thought your profile said socially awkward be warmed and im like woah im in my pjs im already warm how did they do that and then i discovered i was dyslexic

LMAO
perfect response to my bio
alpine
LOL
thamks boo
im good at what i do which is be silly
i gave up 
dang
me too bro, me too
omg i like your bio... we shoiuld all be friends
I get numbers confused though i think i have the dyscalculia
like from magic the gathering
the funny part is i might have ADHD, im going to get tested in november 
hi im new i neeh melp geting to peak
good luck hope you pass :3
does bing bong truly escape the island
u got 2 hours until ur midnight, you should prob get some rest
plz
that test was hard iirc
melp
LOL
ty i will study
nuh uh
aw man
no he goes in my special jar
yuh uh
check mate
neat
how...
Im so unskilled that I got every piece on the backboard
valid reasoning
TGE LAST PIECE
what is he a pawn to you
some dude's record was 6 stacjed pieces
ok but have you ever arranged them to watch you like the shadow people from super mario galaxy
NO
Anyone having issues with not having sound in-game?
when I try to beat that record Im gunna make all of them in the net and fail again💀
AAAA
anything but chess
Where would I ask someone to play? Which channel?
what the hell is chess?
Thank you!
you need to be level one tho
not exactrly
so keep talking here until you do
board game for smart people /j
chess is a game where you take turns to play and ultimately end up raging and throwing the pieces onto elevated locations in jn the airport
i am not that good at predicting outcomes
it’s easy js take a piece and throw it at a king and h win
Chess is like checkers of it wasn't fun
:(
regicide opening
14 seconds · Clipped by Jeremy Minecraft · Original video "SPACE KING 3 - The Imaginator" by Flashgitz
How do you get level one? @delicate sierra
just keep talking here
talk
chicken
Anyone else get today's wordle in 3
and rice
Easy
Heat what kind of chicken?
nothin
baked
Gang get some sustenance @forest quartz
Spam musubi
Baked chicken so good
literally same
Never tried spam low key
Frrrr it’s so underrated
i had chicken and mushroom risotto
same
i must washing my dishes abbout it before i can procure those fewds
Risotto is heat not a mushroom guy tho
mm i love shrooms
correct
Super good, people just act like children abt it
⭐
they need to legalize protien again
0is today mesa???
Yeah it’s a texture thing for me
a gold star for you
guys when is peak gonna collab with fortnite
Real
tomorrow
how did you know gold is so my color
Gotta slice it and fry it up
it must happen
UVE GONE TOO FAR
Im innocent I swear
you fifnyhe fromtniet andnthe peaken
is today mesa????
no alpine
Alphonse
I'm an innocent little boy who has done nothing wrong, I am also little
Idk
actually
ok thanks
today is friday
what
did I also mention I was little?
what do you guys think about the recent update
me when someone is puntable
it was a pretty little update if you ask me
gold star
Idk i haven't played in a month
next month theres gonna be a new biome
How little the real question
like less than 13?
what
we got a micro-marcus over here god dayum
How old? Are u
Yeah well my neck hurts and Its all your fault.
not in age
I thought he meant height

Hey guys, i don't know where to send so i'm gonna send here.
I'd love for this to reach the developers, i was playing at the peak and got to the volcano... and I had a HUGE urge to take a dump, and after came back i was killed by the lava 😔.
What I'm asking is for a change, change of after a certain amount of time to a certain height for the lava to start rising.
I'm 18 in college man what the flip
play in offline
That or its because I have the sitting posture of a fucking shrimp
real
i was trying to get a badge
I want to play peak with people who's coming with me
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
you can do that offline...?
look at my epic chess piece lineup
unless if its a multiplayer badge
please I am very lonely
has anybody created a drinking game with peak?
i tried and i didn't 🧐
What badge?
@distant jolt uhhhhh
I’m down if you taking Random’s
every time I lose 1% stamina I take a shot of vodka
i just know it was a singleplayer badge
What's dinguses movement
ok but why werent you playing offline so you could pause the game?
play dead
okay
autism
I’m down if you taking Random’s and aren’t full
I am lmfao
Hey guys, i don't know where to send so i'm gonna send here.
||I'd love for this to reach the develo||p||ers, i was playing at the peak and g||o||t t||o|| the volcano... and I had a HUGE urge to ||t||ake a dump, and after came back ||i|| wa||s ||killed by the lava 😔.||
||What I'm asking is for a change, change of after a certain amount of time to a certain height for the lava to start rising.||
Like can he move diagonally or
POOTIS
WHY
look at the arrangement of the pieces
ISEE
i was trying to get a badge?
I DONT GET IT
...I don't know how to feel about this XD
nah idc
YOU GET BADGES OFFLINE????????
your loss 😔
should be able to get badges in play offline
sad
real
idk you can?
My bad, dead people dont have genders, only nutrients to be returned to the soil
have you guys tried beating peak but you have carbon monoxide poisoning?
so are zombies non-binary?
wild
asking the devs to slow down the lava because you had to take a shit in the middle of the game and you died due to it instead of playing offline where thats not an issue 💀
DONT SLOW DOWN BRO
wait was that NOT a shitpost??
no but thank you for the suggestion I will be doing this in my next run
you and me
bet
who else???
CHANGE FROM TIME TO HEIGHT BECAUSE I DIDN'T GOT ANY HIGH BEFORE TAKING A DUMP
Nah zombies are pickles. Usually if the soil is too acidic decomposition is slowed down
SOMETHING was shitting thats for sure......
I have no idea what you're talking about but I assume you're doing some low tier ragebaiting so I refuse to interact with you further
yeah I was now who' wants to play peak
what does this mean
i'm crying please tell me someone appreciates my genius
MAYBE DONTLIGHT THE CAMPFIRE THEN
LMAOOO
then why dont they work with plant synergies in mtg, checkmate liberale
Thats why you cant "decompose" in a bog, you quite literally get pickled and preserved
technically yes but no
noted
PERFECT
nah this is just bullsh!t
ragebaiting is highkey just new buzzword slang for harrassment highkey :3
real
I'm lowk gonna harrass some people if you don't play peak with me
fr
peace of mind
don't. go to #lfg-rules
i didnt got any high before taking a dump
I MEAN THE LAVA START TO RISE WHEN YOU GET SOMEWHERE HIGH
i'm lowkey gonna harass somebody if you don't look at #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla
can we get much higher
vipers you didn't see that
yo why you tryin not to laugh i see yo stream
a
I'm finding my zen
a
Thats why the irish bog bodies are a thing, theres been heaps of fully preserved people and things in bogs all the way from the Neolithic era
Hi everyone! Someone want to play Peak? I'm native Spanish speaker and I'm a beginner in English, but I am studying . I'm 24 years Thanks!
Please use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla or #🔨peak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
best thing to do is play in ofline mode, if you're playing solo. you can get achievements still and pause the game
IM SO CLOSE TO LVL 10
Ough
AAA
yummy
i think a msg a minute is the way to go
something about level progress caps
yes
when playing the game my friend called me a racist slur, is this a bug or a new feature?
💀
We've even made clothing patterns inspired by what they were wearing
hi
a gift
pull up me and the homies returning to the primordial soup
WHAT omg
we getting neolithic in this swamp
neither, that's just not a good thing tbh
a
yeah lc what the hell
what
it was a mash (a monster mash)
u should be happy
guys do you wanna see what i bought
it was a graveyard dmash
a 2007 toyota carrola?
viper get lc he's outta control
BASED
WOAH
im not kidding i bought this
WANT
W
when it gets here ill send a photo
I SEE I WANT
Wait let me show yall the less funny thing i saw and want
if we're going bit for bit im planning on buying one of the most unusable controllers for a local fighting game i play
D
lol
need
LOL
the pant shirt
i have a shirt that says homophobia is gay
😭
E
the map reset in 12pm?
oh thats sick tho
funney controllaer
i need to find the photos from that one competition where they like
P
another thing i saw
Y
gave a bunch of engineers/designers the task of designing the worst/least ergonomic things known to man
N
i want them 😔
W
levelling chat
you walked into peak clothing choices
fecking finally
oh yeah, love it
IVE BEEN TEXTIN For 50 MINS ABD HAVEBT LVLED UP
ha ha
Has a cooldown
wait it was just that one designer i think
hey autism community how do we fele about these
Pp
stop typing letters bro
y?
absolutely not.
bc its annoying and obviously its not working
you dont level from spamming
1
we gotta put lc down
uh oh
tonight is roast duck
guys…
yum 😋
This archeologist did an awesome recreation of a bog dress(colors are actually accurate, the preserved one is just discolored from bog
NO
hey autism community. update
wait roast duck is fire can I ahve some ?
that's so cool
could lowk use this as a weapon
you ARE the roast duck
how do they know the colours..... curious
no
There was also a Danish(??) peat bog where an awesome coat was found and that one has a pattern online
oooh do you. where do you find this information i must discover Bogs
any takers ?
me too ☺️
me too
could lowk wear it as a dress
peater groififin
i got some more
I dont quite remember, but something to do with chemical testing of the pigments themselves and or historical evidence. While they look brown, they're still dyed using plants/minerals, which leave traces of themselves that science can detect?? Plus other non pickled examples of what colors were popular
imagine dying in that bed tho omg. surrounded by doctors and youre still cooked
BRO I WANT THIS SO BAD I LOVE HOUSE
ooh thats so cool
perfect gift for your spouse
Oops. Dropped my lunch box-
bath set
I just sold your lunchbox on temu for 4 dollars
My information finds me usually. Its beamed into my head like the fiona and cake au was beamed into ice kings brain
nooo my bath set
gone
forever
i love these bro
his glasses are so little
Thank goodness, that sentence would look deranged if not
wait guys, doesn't little remind you of something? I kinda doubt it but it reminds me. You see I'm actually little
why
peeta
fair point
the horse is here
oh no are you scared of horses :(
i got more goods
nah I lowk ripped it in the bathroom so it still burns
Yeah
false alarm guys
Lmaoo
ladies ladies one at a time
WHO WANTS THE BED SPREAD
meee!
I NEED THAT
true art
i need it i need it
Mods, smite the naked cartoon character pls. 🌩️
we're all cuddling in the peter blanket
to wrap the spouse up during chrimas
Can't seem to find any image of the actual coat but this is the patern
yes
peeta.... the friends are here
hhh i wisih i understood this fully because i want to make clothes it jnust confuses me
i'd get automodded for what i say
I really wanna try this pattern but ion got the motivation nor material
does anyone know when the next peak sale is im 30 cents short with steam wallet
mm
for reallll but it looks comfy (i also dont have fabric)
want motivation?
I bet i could find a quilt at the salvation army......
ooh so you could just use that? that would be easier than knitting which i do not know how to do
quilt or everyone on earth turns to ashes
Oh lord no not knitting. They would've used woven textile
what
acdc
dude I'm also little
what?
wovevn like flax kinda thing or linen?
because you said a quilt and i'm used to knitted quilts 😭
Yeah I dunno
oh okay makes sense
you were muted not banned?
hey vipers @delicate sierra got timed out and doesnt know whyy do you know
they dont know what they said and i also wasnt paying attention
I say we send Pastry to the guillotine 🫶
That just sounds like a blanket. Nah quilts are like... two fabrics sewn with cotton batting in between like a sandwich. Often time with other shapes and stuff
migght just be certain words put togeher that caught the auotomod
oh i know!! it is a blanket i suppose but people do knit quilt patches and stitch them together like this
It tells you why you get timed out. They lying to you
i think maybe that's just not what a quilt is but like
Ig. I forgot about the crochet squares
not if you're automodded it doesn't necessarily
Nah that makes sense, ig really a quilt is juat lots of little peices of fabric sewn together to make one big pretty blanket
-# 
seriously stop
why
Hi chat
people talking about quilts and pastry just being... pastrt
this cat angers me
Alright. Watch me get auto ban. (Vipers if you can undo it if its for more than 2days that'd be nice)
is he dead
Ope he gone. Cia got him
automod doesnt give you a notification
bro doesnt believe me 😭
It literally does
i've never had it actually tell me WHAT i was muted for though
It doesn't 😭
Trust me, my jokes are not automod approved
Free lc he didn't do anything wrong 💔
It just tells you that ''you are now muted'' but it doesnt tell you why you're muted
Which is a shame, because im hilarious
i usually know what will get me modded because i've said it and been timed out but that's the only reason i know
😭
"do you can play" yeah just pack it up
three message requests in the last 10 mins one was that guy one was the dude who got muted and one was that guy from before dropping slurs in my dms 😔
nobody wants to have a normal convo anymore <//3
i could talk about a new lego set i wanna get in the future?
ooh what set
YES
the damation one from 101 dalmations, i want to get both the big set and the little one that comes with the little dogs
isn't lego from fortnite
IM FREEEEEEE
QUICK! SAY A SLIR
DO IT
Do it for the vine
don't
NUH UH
hobgoblins
i didn';t know there was one omg

Now that i think about it, is a hobgoblin a type of goblin, or is it a totally different thing
it's a puppy!
i do pookie
SO CUTE
how much is it?
the chat is chatting
honestly no clue, price changes at every store i've seen it at
New equipment idea: Scout Crucifixion Kit
Large pieces of wood and nails. After you set it on the ground, you can crucify a fellow Scout or Bing Bong.
If you crucify a Scout, you can get the mystical item chest for free, but they'll die after minutes.
If you crucify Bing Bong, you get the angel bing bong, which gives you angelic and powerful advices unlike normal Bing Bong.
but i think around 50$ maybe more
fair enough, either way it honestly does kinda look cool
not bad price for lego ngl
yup!
Algum BR?
anyone listen to music?
New challenge for peak players. Highest chess tower. My score is 2 pieces above the roof.
like really like music and stuff
yeah I listen to old ass PC game songs, such as Doom or Touhou
oh sick
I listen to all sorts, like metal, rock, punk, deathmetal, poppunk, lofi, classical, piano, and ect
cool
recently just got into a band "sing it loud"
it's pop punk
brick + motar is also good
I BROKE PEAK
Eu falo um pouco, mas este servidor é mais para falantes de inglês
how
alr just stop talking when I talk about a topic I like 💔
I love me some Folk Punk and Muzak
Ah, sim . Vou procurar um br. Obrigado <3
ngl I've never heard of those
de nada
cough newgen cough
Muzak is basically elevator music
Folk Punk is about being EXTREMELY ANGRY but you have a banjo. Also has some of the most depressing lyrics and usually when the artist stops doing drugs their music gets a bit more cheery
why is obrigado so siilar to arigato. or at least it seems it is. hmm
lol
means the same thing as i understand it and i know languages can be similar but greetings seem to vary a bit
idk
and like. stuff like please and thank you
oh sick, what's a good artist like that?
i love the german word for potato
what is it
thank you for explaining genres i wish people did this more 😔 it makes so much sense like that
A big Lego set i saw at a convention
wait hold on
Hi
is that a lego convetion?
ngl I've never been to any kind of convention, what are they like?
Nope, Lego was just a sponsor for a Dino one I went to
i should step on one
SORRY for the ass quality btw that was from 2018 😭 my phone was bad
this is himeji castle and it was so cool
the pointillism painting is PEAK i dont know how they did that
Lots of legos
those look vool
I was about to say 
EIGHT
crazy stuff
cant imagine how long it takes to build these
Bro Andrew Jackson Jihad is the go to for Folk Punk
the coral reef was pog
buddy was there an earthquake in the middle of you taking the photo
thanks I'll listen to him right now
I LOOOVE EXPLAINING SHIT I LIKE
Been there
no but we are on a faultline i believe
Seen that
Linked ya some in music
yeah just saw it thanks
it does sound pretty good
I'm listning to brave as a noun rn
ty i will nosy
I CAN GO OFF THE DEEP END! I CAN KILL ALL MY BESTFRIENDS!!!!
hold up is his writing this fire???
@snow cargo there's not really just an art discussion channel so sorry for pinging you but your coloring is fucking amazing, your skill is what im learning right now genuinely fire art
in game, right?
#🗣fanart-discussion ??????
they're lyrics lmao
I listen to fucking everything my man. I love new music and old music I haven't listen to.
Don't do that my child
thats fanart
the art was in other art i literally said theres not "just an art discussion"
its the same thing
it wasnt fanart
lmao I'm kinda the same way, love trying to music and stuff
You can use that for talking about regular art too. It's just named that way
oh okay
RIGHT!? I love getting out of my comfort zone
why not just name it art discussion 😭
There is this Punk Band from the UK that's like Three 80 Year old dudes talking about doing drugs, stealing dogs and feelin' ROWDY
I need to get out my comfort zone a little more, I am really introverted so I have never made any really good friends
I think it was named that before #🎭other-art was added so it just wasn't renamed
gotcha
I might be wrong though, but that's just how I see it
Sent ya a friend request homie, we're gonna be
SO UNCOMFORTABLE
😭 lmao
i am often wrong myself, no shame in it
got a j*b at l corp!
Its pretty popularly used for regular art discussion, at least no one protests against it as its all art appreciation talk anyway 
There' a friend inside this guy
Ello all.
dr house?!?!??
anyone tryin to play?
lfg channels, peasant
Have you ever tried Vivance instead?
I do not believe so
How about Lisdexamfetamine
clown
cringe
harold
whats even cringer is not reading the rules 😔
harold hutchins
hello
that is cringe, but @royal steeple , @tepid acorn is right. Use #🌲peak-lfg-vanilla
There are two eras of time.
The commercial era and the ancient era. In the ancient times, a bing bong was the leader of a cult group. They idolized magic and bing bong creating magic items and idols. But a cult member named Myres was not happy. He wanted a darker kind of magic, and created the cursed skull of the Bing bong leader. He created statues to bring dark life forms. The commercial era begins when this corrupt immortal creature myres created a scout troop based on researching (with the secret ambition to destroy Bing bong) the scouts found this Bing bong, and idolized him once again. The scoutmaster was furious, and the cursed the scouts to be infinitely looped into climbing an ancient mountain by his rules, but they found the ancient magic in this world and beat the curse, creating entire companies in bing bongs name. ALL HAIL BING BONG
bing bong mentioned
eay him
username checks out
eat
where's the full
@tepid acorn be nice or be funny but you can’t be neither :p
Does the lore check out tho?
you expect a starving man to think clearly?
no
transforms into my wolf form Who are you calling cringe!!!1!
js find some marshmallows at the peak they're free
Hi guys solo player looking for group 😄
lfg channels once again
wrong guy?
sorry
i am also confused
soup can
Does this seem accurate for peak lore tho
There are two eras of time.
The commercial era and the ancient era. In the ancient times, a bing bong was the leader of a cult group. They idolized magic and bing bong creating magic items and idols. But a cult member named Myres was not happy. He wanted a darker kind of magic, and created the cursed skull of the Bing bong leader. He created statues to bring dark life forms. The commercial era begins when this corrupt immortal creature myres created a scout troop based on researching (with the secret ambition to destroy Bing bong) the scouts found this Bing bong, and idolized him once again. The scoutmaster was furious, and the cursed the scouts to be infinitely looped into climbing an ancient mountain by his rules, but they found the ancient magic in this world and beat the curse, creating entire companies in bing bongs name. ALL HAIL BING BONG
yeah bro we saw it
Im peaking
Nah
Peak lore is Bing Bong had a wife and now he doesn’t
my evil bing bong lore is better
and that he hangs out with his wifes new guy, they're chill like that
I'm his wife
No
is your name Miriam?
mods, turn randomnightmaregenerator into red mist
sure why not
500 lollipops
@tepid acorn keep reactions SFW too
wait he canon has a wife and she has a name?
🪼
i mean i knew he WAS married iddnt know she had a name
mb mb
Me too
wdym just look at him how could he not be in a relatioship
Yes!
Also, ex-wife*
i said i know he was married
if i incinerate him he isn't
I KNOW HES DIVORCED GUYS IT LITERALLY SAID 😭
i said i nkow he was married but i was unaware she had been given a name
sorry I just wanted to be a nerd 
also they watch the game together 😭
I thought his wife died in the burning pits of the volcano
i dropped bing bong into lava for like 5 minutes and he could still talk so i dont think incineration is enough to stop him
ok new canon i have to update the evil bong lore
Use my lore
who's bong?
maybe he comes from an alternative universe where his marriage ended on BAD terms
Hey 🙂 Is it mesa today?
i headcannon bing bong as lesbian
how does that work
Yea cuz he’s a guy
I just choose to believe bing bong is evil in this universe and any other 🙏
Evil Bong is a movie..
Noooo
work in progress i just traced the image so i gotta redraw him properly
He is holy
Cursed version of bing bong called Cling Bong that you cant drop
bing bong kneecapped me and stole my wallet
Hail Bing bong
maybe he's alternative universe bong and he's jealous of normal bimg bong having good terms with his wife
i headcannom bing bong as a girl also
what about Richard Nixon Bong
good question. What about em
ice water soup
delicious
very meltable
I'm gonna buy a bingbong plush and crucify it
Noooooo
I heard a really long yessss
Someone was gonna go mountain climbing with one LoL
if it's not mt Everest then it doesn't count

if I got one I'd put him in a small ass cage
Gotta keep him in in inhumane conditions
hi
same
the bing bong cinematic universe is crazy work tho
Guys Bing bong is holy
update the server daily with info on his escape
day 2. my family is dead. i think he is responsible
even more reason to crucify him
hello my gang member
is that the real gas mask?
yeppers
give him some slack
I will break him in every way




