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bro wtf
Anthony save us
this escalated
I AM RIGHT HERE
are you embarrassed of me?
thats some premium air right there you coud bottle it up, sell it on tiktok shop
they wouldnt get us
no
can i get some tips on how to beat the normal level, me and my boyfriend are trying to beat it but we literally cant do it
idk
my girlfriend usually beats me until i get it right
Climb up dont fall
like what?
š
her being embarrassed?
STOP
Hiya
You two argue alot, you should get a divorce
no
(i argue on purpose so she'll start yellling at me in german)
omg
I have no quarrel. Good taste.
I hate all of you
I would like some milsh please
When you get a divorce I want you to have full custody of me
she only has milch for me
go find your own germ
wtf??
I need to hit duolingo i forgot how to spell
the most we have gotten to is the kiln
I dont want kids and I wont divorce him
yeah we not having kids
landfall zombie game would be peak
peak you say...

WHY WONT YOU ADOPT ME!!
wasaa
is that a peak reference
stop reacting with mpreg emotes
š«
What if u get a dog tho
do you usually birth your dogs
huh?
we will get cats
you dont? 
What if u got a hampster though
no
hm good question...
But what about a turtle
no
This is what happens when you dont allow gif walling guys.... you get m-preg roleplau
just cats

hahahaha welll its all in dutch and my uni is different
Ron perlman???
well then whatever the dutch word for syllabus or introduction is lol
how you know
@median arrow remember dont use the belt
it was in german
kinda kicking my feet rn
Barney Sandy has nothing to do with this
he was happy, before the embed wars
Make sure to peak at your fellow scouts bags. Knowing what they got can save you all
nah KUL is seen as one of the best uni's since it works differently
We have a mod for that
hi! can anyone help me find the artist of peak? im doing a school project of ceramics and i wanna do the background of the game and i cant find the image in High definition
I try
i usualy take a finger but i i like vehicular manslaughter all the same
.....
i feel google should be able to provide this. Am i wrong?
i couldnt find it thats why i came here
moonbeam ice cream
does eny one want to play?
Please use #š²peak-lfg-vanilla or #šØpeak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
Yeah I just tried looking too, no luck sorry š
ill look for their @ in the credits i just realized
I googled it. I could be wrong but it says Arthur Bates?
european schools are just simply always better than american imo but im curious how it works
ooo good idea
YES ty i foudn their art station
yay glad u found it
nice one!
now i'll do my ceramics work last minute
Its part of the credits of the game. Just had to google: peak credits.
Providing this incase u need anything else
im doing my typography work last minute š¤
PROPAGANDA????
BINGY BONGY
Probably people who used their influence to get it to influencers? Or did basic marketing for game?
bing bong is love bing bong is life
so KUL my uni is 43d world wide in general and 41st in med
not bad for our small country



slep time
gn

LF crazies
Its 331 am
231 for me
ŠŗŃŠ¾ Ń Š¾ŃŠµŠŗŃ ŠæŠ¾ŠøŠ³ŃŠ°ŃŃ?
#šcommunity-links --> russian servers
hop on hop on channel
@hybrid raven dms?
peak anyone?
this is truly.... peak
Yo whatās up man? Do I know you
oopsies
what do you guys do when you need to be motivated
ty
put on a good YT video!
also i stubbed my toe
depends on what u wanna get motivated for tho
homework, i will use videos for motivation sometimes, what ppl do you watch?
what lvl are u
honestly i just watch gaming videos in the background for hw stuff!
67
6 7!!
wow
actually 9
hello
heya
yay i reached lvl 1
Anyone wanna play peak? I cannot finish the current alpine XD
Please use #š²peak-lfg-vanilla or #šØpeak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
peak should add a more expanded character customisation
i was level 19 before i got kicked and now im lvl 12
sadness
truly
it should, i think they might in the new update
im not level 1 yet sadly
yeah and they have the ears already for the lone wolf badge
tail and snout when
tails should also be added witht he lone wolf badge
how do i get roles for LFG?
by chatting
you reach level 1 by sending a few messages between 1 minute intervals
ty ā¤ļø
naanda oonda owa owa wa wa
as a german your pronouns are extremely disturbing- change them just incase
what do they mean?
no telling
š³
but those are my pronouns
is peak a peek game....
look- idk if u would get a warning for those
no it's a peak game
I just dont want u to get a warning!
pee game
leak game
no, those are my real pronounce and i never got in trouble for that in dc since the pronounce are out
I am real. that is all
prove it
man why is this gsme so hard i finished elen ring it was easier
Tf you mean prove it?
lets chat in dm
bc ur playing solo probably
No ur just a voice in my head. My doctor said if I take my medication itll go away
exactly you cant
If you take those damn pills istg'
If I had something to speak to a moderator about concerning someone else in the server do I directly message a moderator or so I file report somewhere
UUUUUH
umm
those are your real pronouns?
sorry guess i can't use them because i'll get a warning if i say that
can i play w some one orrrr
#contact-server-support make sure u tell em I said hi
should i go f off
the current alpines are hell
tell us the tea
it's usually easier
I cannot find the path in the current alpines lmao
can i play w some one orrr
When you eat the airline food are you also eating the tray?
bruh
YEA SAMEE
yes
i went up the middle but that was on tenderfoot
That cant be healthy
šš
I managed get past it through RNG of piton and Anti rope lol
I was in game with some people in the looking for group vanilla server. They called me the R word; spoke down to me because I was a woman; asked me if I was drinking too much; and called me crash out. Among other things
last game my group left me on the end
Friend this was 5 years ago
L group
honestly the people lately, sorry you dealt with that. it's good to record if you can but i guess not everyone has a recording software for vc
duh
I was busy š
ignorant ppl fr sorry you had to deal with that usually the peak community is pretty chill
I was napping šŖ I donāt got people to play with
help i wanna get level 10
Just answering a question didnāt dispute the issues
tell us a story
Im blind he asked for the tea. My bad. Keep spilling u do u
Itās okay queen
you need to fight jibby, if you succeed you can steal 10 levels off him and have him be level 20 again 
okay get ready. its sad
I gave discrete tea
I am snowman no queen
ice queen
My b snowman
Just sad
Last two games Iāve played e have pushed me away from playing this game again; not a great community as of recently
sure
I mean im down but why u hate me all I do is share cat gifs 
Ill see you at high noon
i think it means human didn't put food on floor after adequate tableside begging
Anyone else have some fun games?
I dont hate you 
jump space
I played hallownight for the first time
minecraft or terraria

baldur's gate 3
baldurs gate 3
or subnautica!
I meant in the way for like peak if they had fun rounds lol
eyyy XD
But yes I lose baldurs gate; Minecraft and all of the above
I love Minecraft š§”
I havent opened it today so yes. By defintion had a good time 
when m i level 10
ass
I got cure all twice in one run
Level 1 can use gifs. Idk if u were b4 but u r now
Is peak the repo killer?
I meant like the run was ass; like todayās map
repo is the repo killer
no life is the repo killer
repo fell of hard
i've nvr actually played repo so idk lol
I got two cure all; but for wha? To get called the r word and told I belong in the kitchen. Not a good night for me
Pretty sure repo did itself in. Also its def high up on the charts so likely not even in same wavelength to be direct competition. This one landed like a triple a game
like it got bought by do big, really popular, and boom
This but back to back. Rng was favorable af that day.
Yeah
I got it on the first map tonight off to the left then I got it from the statue
I got both from statue
boy bob me sponge
Yeah thatās sick
Wish my lobbyās (people) werenāt so bad the last couple nights; really turned me off the game
can I join anyone here play peak?
Please use #š²peak-lfg-vanilla or #šØpeak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
... are u making vc or asking people to join through #š²peak-lfg-vanilla
I think all games get boring tbh
Yesterday i got blowdarted ay the kiln; and dies with Bing bong and no fall damage. Tonight got whole lot of sexism
I am thatās where the problem occurred; I joined a group and got told I should be bearing children rather than playing video games
im sorry they destroyed ur faith in humanity, ive been too busy to play lately but you can add me on steam and we can play at some point if u want, and im a woman so u dont have to wrry about that lol
So u joined a vc and they were toxic off the bat?
why do you need to level up before using the lfg channel
to avoid bots and spam
so annoying
yeah just noticed theres a dedicated chat for that thanks!
We were speaking in game; it was fine for the first little bit then very much not
Ur a woman??!?!?!?!?!
sigh guess its time for sexism
Add me on discord? Iām not at my computer at the moment
(Jk)
Id make a vc and let people join. If they get toxic u can kickem from the vc. Vcs always 5050
But I got called the r word; got told I was crashing out; told me I should be bearing children instead- said I was drinking too much and slurring my words.
Yeah I would I just get nervous creating it myself
they just sound like little children tbh, or they think like ones at least
I know it was just sad; I was really looking forward to having some fun tonight. I work 60 hours a week and Iām in nursing school. Some times a girl just wants to peak
Just the whole situation the last two days as just made me: ): really put me off playing with anyone outwardly
hi
If u see me online just ping me and ill join idm im usually mute anyway so u wont have to hear a man talking at all 
Im also a walking backpack so use me till i die
I like men talking just not when there being ableist or sexist
Sadly lota of men online do this 
Like fr
that's the thing with the lfg channels for me as well. I don't like playing with randos, and I especially don't like playing with potentially offensive randos
That was me the last two days
Like Iāve had plenty of good times but just the bad times are so potent and toxic that it isnāt worth it
What happened?
it's also because you can't always link the discord accounts to the steam accounts so you can't report to the peak discord to prevent it; toxicity will always be a problem I fear
@sick seal
Thatās where Iām at
I get confused for a girl a lot cause im very gif when I chat. So people assume. Until they hear me talking cause they say some out of pocket shit and then its "ah my bad didnt know u were a guy"
hello everyone. use this pfp to enbrace the power of tung tung. to make this CULT grow please send this to all your friends,-clyptus
That's bad
Thatās not even all of it
The only cult we need is bing bong
Iām so sorry that happened itās just ass all around
try not to let it get to you too much šŖ focus on another way you can have fun and end the night on a positive note since they were ignorant. it sucks when things dont go according to plan but you should be proud of yourself for getting through school and working on top of that! those ppl will probably never accomplish anything close to that
Thank you queen š„¹
i would hate for the bad ppl to discourage you from playing entirely
I freinds you on the discords
lowkey I've had luck joining random lobbies with chill people recently so I hope that helps
Im a dude idc but u know I just feel for girls cause its instant hate for just exiting. As an older brother I dont even recommend my sisters to waste their time on online games unless its minecraft or something chill
Yeah don't let it get to u
im a woman and I don't often use my mic outside of my friend groups. i do moderate a tf2 mod and sometimes I get some people going "WOA A GIRL???" and going mad but i just laugh because. imagine
To award you all for being so kind and considerate here are my cats
cats!!
Can we get a 10 feet tall scoutmaster Myers plush in to haunt my friends?
I'm a cat
SHES/HES SO CUTE
Wamen arent real all mods are fedora wearing men
can anybody come beat up my brother
Un gatto
avoid inviting @main bronze he'll just leave you at the summit
So there both boys; the orange one is a year and half: Doofensmirtz
The baby: is maybe 12 weeks his name is thumper
They are both adopted from the shelter
This. This is why I hate playing with people. No respect for the game they just rush and complain others are too slow
i will level up
Aw another Doof in the world. Ty for sharing
Doof but no perry. 
THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA STEAL THEM
Doof is 23 pounds; thumper is 3 pounds
Orange cat behavior
my dad is allergic to cats so we cant have any;(
i have 3 dogs so i cant have cat 
I am seventy allergic to cats (breaks out into hives) but I am just a girl
i want dogs but i have cats
Skunko we get it. You want attention. But we're trying to adore some ginger cats

I just lost my cat

am I not allowed to send gifs-
OHHH NOOOOOO mourning for you rnš
i love cats with all my heart
I think uve sent that exact same one like 3/4 times
its my second time sending it
23 pounds
omg
leave your window open tonight, they need to breathe....
bebeh
Would risk bites and scratches to pet the tummy
i want a ginger cat
i think u only have like the same 15 furry gifs lol
Call it gingie
whats the problem about them i like them
no problem i just thought there would be more of them
i could have more by just searching more but I am good with those
i just wanna spread awareness, he seems a bit but hurt for me calling him out but he'll leave you at the summit and he'll ruin your game, we had someone who was climaxing for the first time and bro took the heli, wasn't even a good clip š
@main bronze a bish
Okay but what about like a gif of a cat smoking a cig
im so sorry i dint know....
i aint no cat person
Okay story time; Doof (the orange cat) has flooded my apartment 4 times- raised my water bill $80; knows how to open round door knobs; lets himself out of the apartment; got himself locked in the freezer- and went missing for 13 hours and I found him in a different apartment building locked in someoneās dryer
u can find one
It goes hard
WHAT is wrong with doof omg
ah yes he's def orange
how is he so smart but also so silly
Evil
saving this
im evil
may i tell my friend about doof
Thatās why he is named doofenshmirtz

Evilis, if u will
Feel free to friend me
mine just tries to eat me when Im asleep
Friend me and Iāll make a doof group chat
@main bronze
@main bronze L peak player
Sounds wholesome but knowing how it goes itll last 2 minutes at best
ok!! may i send his picture to my friends i wish to inform them of doof
BROTHER I STAYED STRAPPED

@main bronze should be banned from lfg channels
I sleep next to it every night
@main bronze should be banned from society
what's this dogpiling about š
I have a group chat for my parents puppy thatās last 2 years
lets make a riot against @main bronze
who is this guy
feed them well, you wont know when you'll become their meal
Please do
aww he showed his belly a lot. I wanna rubs his belly š„¹
When i think about it. Somehow this is better than getting a 360 spinning cheater blowdarting the whole lobby
NO- if you touch his belly he eats you
wash my belly yaaaaay clean my belly, clean my belly!
He is 23 pounds
i'm just kinda imagining this
Then he eats me
lol that's worth the pain I guess XD
Night night chat
night!!!
Hope u have wonderful peak games 
Hello
nighty!
Hope ur games get better 
doggo
cats or dogs doesnt matter
How are we
animals are adorable
Karvo, Eater of Solar Systems
Doof is watching
how do you survive around them?
gn!
time to eat and then actually work, maybe i will show my work when im done
I donāt survive; I suffer
I was here
fluffy orange
hope you're alright
he's so ORANGE my cat is not that stupid š
i mean that as a positive adjective she just likes to sunbathe
but i love her nonetheless
His name is doofenshmirtz
we sharing cats? sure lets share some
YOU DID IT
FINALLY LEVELED UPPPPPP
she was trying to lick milk off the dishwasher door because some spilt and butter off my pants because i was baking š
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW
I almost murdered this cat by accident. He decided to jump in front of me while I was running
Thatās my little cheese thing that he bitch slapped off the tub
it still says ur a new member tho š
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
y is babybell on le toilet
aAAAA
I was taking a bath trying to enjoy my baby bell
u guys will all agree with this gif
agh the concept of those makes neurospicy brain very happy.... peel a little snack like monkey..... tasty treat inside
Evil fuckinf looking cat
but also like we don't have them here so i don't KNOW IF THEYRE GOOD :(
I don't agree with it
the packaged cheese slices we have taste like ASSSSSS and the little packaged slices of soft cheese with a red cow on them also taste bad and evil
EVIL
theyre delicious
i bought myself a hoodie
so i don't know what babybel is like
sure u dont
babybel tastes like poop
I have 16 pack in my fridge rn
i hate it
i honestly dont like it i think it tastes like milk
elaborate.....
is it like. squishy or is it a chewy cheese
chewy
i also desperately need to know what peelable string cheese is like because of the uhhh. pizza ad
hmm
chewy milk ahh taste
Listen they taste so good- like my doctor told me to never have dairy again- and I still eat baby bell
it tastes like wax and poop
Iāll record a video rating one rn
does anyone else know the cheese ad
I aināt a baby
How do you know what wax and poop tastes like?
i love string cheese
hey yall, anyone have any idea how i can get the peak's trading cards?
Give me second Iām gettin out of bed
it tastes like rotten eggs
cheese is milk tho 
and i know how wax tastes because of babybels
WRONG
clearly we have some divisive opinions on babybells
Okay but cheese doesn't taste like milk
babybel does
why do they never have cheese at the international food places here......
i also have babybells in my fridge lol
I HAVE IT
man i feel like i miss out on so many things i grew up seeing but we don't have them to my knowledge
in before this dude ate the wax part
I lived in Japan I get what you mean
i wish to see it peeled i am going to go find a video. i am like an alien discovering a new thing what is this
never had babybel but apparently some people eat the red part too š
i was not looking for a mukbang but oh well
i ate it once i thought it was red cheese
i mean those wax candies are another thing i always wanted to try, you can chew wax (assuming it's just paraffin/food safe which i THINk those are) esp with the candy to get the flavour, you just spit it
thats probably why it tasted like wax bro
babybels piss me off
same with beeswax, you can chew it but you wouldn/t eat it
CAN WE JOIN A CALL OR DO I NEED TO VDIEO
I HATE THEM
ehhh???? some things wrapped in materials do taste a bit like them sometimes
ello
grilled cheese solos every other meal that has cheese in it
yeah but if you had tasted a babybel you would know it doesnt taste like wax
why are these babybels wrapped in plastic....... why.... they are already waxed am i stupid
I LOVE HOW THEY PEEL I NEED TO SIT HERE AND SHELL THEM
not even eat them maybe... just peel
someone mail me some cheese rn
The video is posting; I look like ass; and my blood sugar is incredibly low so thatās why Iām shaking
they are expensive here too
yeahh
my blood sugar is really low rn because I'm a girl was so real š
me when i'm anaemic again
me when the infusion is $600 so they put me on oral tablets š
Thank you
fuck THATTTT bro i'm like 2 points away from being eligible for freeeee
GOOD SHIT was so real too
big fan of the energy here
do people usually eat the smol cheeses as they are or do people do something else with them like put em on bread or something idk :D
that bite at the end gave me so much anxiety thinking there was just gonna be a chunk of wax missing when you pulled away
oh apparently they're just a snack as they are?
sometimes i eat them with crackers or fruit like grapes
What is the test achievement?
placeholder atm i think
huh
Your welcome
you can't get it
Ahh okay
all these people with the yuri tag.....
What is the new test achivment appeared?
idk wut u guys r talking bout
scroll up
k
check steam achievements lol
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
this is kinda shot in the dark, but if anyone wants to play minecraft and build cool shit dm me, i just lowkey want to meet more people who like building!!! 
Next review incoming will be biting the wax
Memmememememmemmeme
help ok someone remind me to buy some babybel at the store and review them
Can you tag exactly where
Okay Iām going to start a call
Oke
it doesn't mean anything right now, it's not a gettable achievement
when can we get it
whenever they finish it lol
i wanna know
oh okay
Same as with the new achivmemt came for the desert biome
well i mean it would be available if it had an icon and a description, patch notes is the best place to keep up with that or the steam updates
The achivments were locked to get
Guys I made a call and then I got nervous
yeah but at this stage there's only one, i think it might be for alpine? i'm not sure, but we'll find out eventually
Yes you are, it adds to the flavor
wait how do i get the bing bong discord pfp effect
calling is no bueno
Fr
Or its not 1
you can't sadly š limited time event
not 1? i mean at the moment there's only one visible one on steam so i'm jsut going based off of that
we don't know at this stage if it will be for another biome but they have apparently said another is in the works. but nobody will know until information gets released so
actually the devs come to visit me in my dreams and tell me all their secrets
No i mean. What if they just put there 1 but when the update releases they add more with it
oh they may well
we just don't nkow at this stage is all im sayin 
at least not that i'm aware of
what if the new biome is like a mushroom biome
Yea. Its name is "Test"
TRIGGER WARNING: Disturbing IMAGERY
Probaply still on test what they doing
I want mushroom cows like minecraft
i love ur hair btwww
Thank you I got the mullet
I didn
wax consumer....
Thatās why I said disturbing imagery
oh i know you didn't eat eat the wax but i saw that bite 
can i cook piton
now i know why those ppl were mean to u /j
damn its unusable now
u can u just wont be able to use it
cooking consumables is always a good idea (food, bandages, drinks etc) but not THOSE ones
rope cannon, rope, piton and all break when cooked
shelf probably still works? i don't know tho
i have well done bing bong as well
you can also cook the cureall
that is a food/drink imo!!
thank you for your knowledge kars
you can also cook pandoras (food)
I died after this video btw ^
kars knows all
what about faerie lantern? can i refuel it at campfire
yeah same i just didn't kno if they understood
Also horrible angle
sadly no that is limited (like regular lantern and bugle of friendship)
i HEARD you could have it refill if you don't use it all up but i am 99% sure that's bs
hii is anyone looking for a group?
#š²peak-lfg-vanilla might be, is a bit dead sometimes but should be good
who would do such a thing....
oh alright
have a great day kars, stay iut of active volcanoes while climbing or you would stop thinking
Not me
whens the last time you guys cried
WAIT OMG KARS WENT IN THE KILN TODAY š
It's the cannon glitch for me boys into outer space we go
forgor
somewhat recently maybe but i don't know eaxctly
was it a happy cry or sad cry
Tonight
probably sad?? i don't know i don't think i have happy cried much
was the babybel too much š
Hello guys how's everyone
Ngl want to try some now lol
sameeeee omg i am excited
š«¢š no someone said- do you want to play hide and seek to ouija board in phasmo- and I got murdered immediately
Please use #š²peak-lfg-vanilla or #šØpeak-lfg-modded when looking for other players! (You need to be Level 1 in the server to chat there.)
No asked you sir
i love phasmo
No one ask you
I died so aggressively so many times
if u do u have to post it here
we will all share babybel reviews
HAHAHAHAH omg
babybel server
real and true
im omw to get matcha
Best I can do is a rating of on a scale of 1-10
yall should join our definitely not dead phasmo server
They said will you haunt to the monkey paw and I was in the library in the prison with my pants down and scared
Well scroll up thereās like three up there
alright chat we will now commence the 57th annual babybel tasting
I need to take a little nappy

Evilis I ei be inviting you to my sever you donāt have to join but I think your cool
thanks! i will join
i desire the choese
I am so severely lactose intolerant
YOU ARE?
average lactose intolerant person š
That my doctor said I needed to cut it all completely
And I asked her if she hated me
i have a friend who was lactose intolerant and i would frequently see him casually chug a 2L of chocolate milk
Heās just a girl
everyone will develop lactose intolerance at some point in their life
I would die cheese is like 25% of my palette
it just isnt as severe for some ppl
Is is severe for me

Those two baby bellsā¦
I will be on by death bed tommorow morning
Ive never once had a baby bell cheese thing in my life
?
wild i haven't heard that one
Well do I have a video for you
Itās true
Gulp
@rich swallow
i mean its not guaranteed but they've found that a lot of ppl develop lactose intolerance with age even if they never had it previously
I need one now
I belive the correct thing would be anyone at any age can develop lactose intolerance, but I feel like everyone will develop it is bs
Is it like mozarellaaa?
Itās yummy
yes but more firm
Yes correct wording ^ most people are genetically disposed but is not guaranteed
Hrmmm ook
Also orange cat behavior
Im gonna explode my pen has no eraser left
Eat the parts that you need to erase
Pull it out and erase with the bit that is left
Sounds good
I canāt get it outš
WHAT
Do you have another pen? Stab the eraser with the other pen and get it out
I SAID SORRY
What does it even meannn
I love you lmao
Full vibe
relate
Smart
take that im new thing away from me
I'M SO FAVOURITING THAT
Yall me neighbor be slamming shit
girl in what way
you gotta elaborate after that one
Yeah thats a context needed sentence
The other pen is now broken
Weak pen... Its what it deserved
Erase the wicked pens
That strat has not failed me once, I only accept strong pens
š
Only the strongest of pens can be accepted from the almighty
Pen eugenics?
oh no
that's not good boys
Pen selective breeding
You got to one up them with the slamming, competitive crashouts in the neighborhood
how does the general chat always end up talking about eugenics
Me when Iām with a strong pen
Is this reocurring??
Doof will handle it
Heās always pondering
idk its not the first time
I have full faith in him
š how did we get here again
Heās like that one statue but cooler
Gonna find the cure to absolutely nothing
Also your cat being named doof is actually so fitting
Socrates?
Which is one more reliable
Doof
His name is Doofenshmirtz
Doof for short
Guys if anything bad is happening just say doof will handle it
Doof
He did make all my bills go up exponentially since owning him
A small price to pay
He's orange so I know that head is empty, so much more relatable
For owning a superhero
He knows how to turn on the faucet; has flooded my apartment 4 times
Four times is absurd
New saying adopted
Put like a child lock on it
is that casper
Yes
He taught himself how to open round door knobs; so he lets himself out the apartment
i blocked him from my memory
Your cat is sneaking out to fight crime
doof might be the smartest orange cat in existence
Lmao sleeper agent sticker my bad
Doof is keeping the streets safe
He went missing for 13 hours I found him in a seperate apartment building in a closed washing machine
agh i've missed important doof discussion
...WHAT
4 Times????
A washing machine is crazy š
how do u know it was the same cat
He stopped eating so I thought he was dying so I took in to the vet
Turns how he is depressed
join the club bud
The streets aint nice to heroes
Maybe he was trying to drown his sorrows?
DOOF WILL FIX IT.... wait...
can doof fix himself...?
Hmmm
So i figured it was time for him to stop being such a deadbeat and to learn some responsibility
So I got him a son
Maybe thats why he ponders so much
Well can crazy diamond fix itself? No. But doof is better
Is your cat a milkaholic
TIPPY TOES
Lets hope doof teaches him anything but turning on the faucet
DONT SLANDER HIM
WHY DOES HE LOOK SO LYNX
He has polydactyl syndrome; they found him on the intrastate next to his mom who got hit by car
i love him give me he
how do your kitties have so much lore.... poor guy but omg extra toes
Iām going to turn thumper into bat man
Also thumpers dad is his brother
OMG MY CAT HAS POLYDACTLY
...what..?
š you're going to kill its parents?
her patience is wayneing
No they got hit by cars that was already handled
doof will handle it
HGELP
doof parentkiller...
Ah so just gotta make him rich and fight crime all thats left š
So fun fact polydactyl syndrome is a direct mutation from inbreeding
just need some spandex
He already does fight crime
Sighh mr man is inbred
i do not know my cat's lore but i have to share an important picture
do yall fw pineapple on pizza
yeah
whats ur fav pizza
But unironically if anyone want doofenshmirtz or thumper updates just friend and message; Iāll make an invite
Doof is angry so I have to take him on a walk
Cat got dough
mob boss
Your cat is richer than me
A WALK?
what abt topping
he's ANGRY so he needs WALKING?? š what a dramatic boy
Yeah he has to survey the neighborhood
richer than me also
Uhh idk like the pizza kinda topping
Hellllo
i look away from my youtube autoplay for ONE second and hold them down starts playing
shut UP antinous
doof evil...
I KNEW HE BEAT HIS SON
Thatās why his name is Doofenshmirtz
evil ass cat...
AHHHH HOLD THEM DOWN TILā¦
Heās just a girl
ass cat is what my family calls my cat
girl dinner (telemachus)
Doof is the evil version
WHY DOES HE SIT LIKE THAT
im the only evil one here
my cat is normal smh. look at her so polite
Guys earlier one of my chickens had a respiratory infection but she's better now
unless evil sandwich comes back š³
nooo i'm so glad!!! i love chiken
HERE AND NOW WE CAN TAKE CONTROLLLLLL
She wants to be giraffe
i love to eat chiken
He canāt be evil look at him
AGHHHH barred rocks are so pretty but so evil...
you can really see the dinosaur ancestry in chickens
Snoring chicken
when i look at my feet i see monkey ancestry
eepy chiken



