#Space Station 14 Crew
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guess whos FOB commander lotg
apparently that vod basically filled the fucking grasshopper server to full
i gotta fucking see this shit though
i really got to lmfao
okay putting on my hazard suit am goiing the fuck in
@carmine sonnet went to hopper as salv
mfw sec is just like 3 cadets or something
all of them and cap get gibbed by a holo user
a tider and all of us salv fucking murder the holo user
peak
those poor cadets
they dont even know what happened to them lmfao
'what is a holoparasite' someone asked over the radio
most likely was one of them,i didnt really look at the names
im not gonna
this shit was
yeah
i disabled all the fucking antags besides nukie commander
aint no way am doing nothing but teaching there
iont even wanna touch hopper
with this tide
spent last round before teaching some newbie sci
yeah no man,this tide is defo hitting different
@carmine sonnet just saw the demo for the ashen path heretic's ascension spell
not as badass as ss13's honestly,fire that you create as you walk is kinda lagging behind you
but then again its a demo so
if they fix the fire just lagging behind like the way it was,it might be a genuine domain expansion and i will 100% go for it and actually play goob
just over heretic
ss13 is awesome because of how much stuff is in it
unlike in 14 theres meta and shit
oh yeah for sure,goobstation be importing alot of shit from ss13
which is nice
some FUN syndie weapons like the e-crossbow
i hope they add mechs though,nukie mechs gonna be peak
newmed is on hold (FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK) and i dont think intent gonna be added at all,i doubt it would work well with how differently this game plays
also holy shit how is cm14 on that low of a pop
must be like a genuine aliens experience
deadass afraid of going goob cause i know the highpop is from all the new players
mfs had like 200+ players yesterday
@carmine sonnet just ran a whole nukie squad around the rosie as skelly cause cap fucking died
classic skelly fucks up the nukies round
stun baton?
no
just AA,cap laser and saber
and bp vest
and shitloads of milk
i had em chasing me all over the station
its just that i had AA and I FUCKING KNOW THE MAP LIKE BACK OF MY HAND
oh and a few stingers
those too
i just prevented them from ever turning on the nuke at all,if i had knew the location of the evac pods (only thing am not really familair with on cog) i would have left the station with the disk aswell
i kinda ran around blasting shit with the caps gun cause zombies also happened
free bird round
i led an entire operation as Staff Officer and WON!!!!!
my first time from round start SO shift too
@carmine sonnet just had a warops round,gunned two nukies from the dark with a WT
vomited right as i got back out because i had hyro in me cause a singuloose happened earlier on
then went to heal find both of them fucking acidified
minor inconvenience
playing 500 years on rmc really disentisised me from combat
hours
whyd i say years
nobody ever expects the fucking bullet shield+bp vest wt secoff from the dark do they..
actual jumpscare even for a nuker honestly
gonna give hullrot fork a try today
ship combat looks fucking sick on there
i wanna do some schizo suicide mission tier shit as a syndie
like boarding the enemy ship just as my own ship's crew bombards it
i know,its IDIOTIC,SUICIDAL even
but its cool
oh shit theres ship combat?
yeah,also i jsut went to cm14
for a round
i beg to god let there be eu servers this ping gon kill me
@carmine sonnet they killed the malevolent toolbox
⚒️ - Minibomb is now explosion resistant and will start counting down if damaged by a C4
@carmine sonnet had to deal with a jugsuit armed with a l6 and a holo just now as a last standing secoff
aint no fucking way
all of evac was a bloodbath,tesla was loose,cadet i was with fucking got gunned down on first contact
whatd you do
and i had to fight that shit like a guerilla
hid in the dark
disabler
magdump
fucker somehow died from bleedout
maybe he didnt heal from past fights idfk bro,literally all of command and crew was dead at evac
fucker had a holoclown with a fire axe
actual action horror movie sequence
he had dagd so he probably fucking suicided rather than bleedout
shit was like shibuya but in space
oh yeah disabler smg is a beast,but i literally NEVER see it get used
mfw sec begs for advanced riot control to sci yet barely fucking uses the said researched tech
This week's update schedule brings firebots, a simple yet effective bot that can be made by scientists. This bot rushes to put out fires and may potentially save your life. Syndicate agents may now purchase a camera bug, a small yet powerful tool that allows the agents to watch the cameras on the station remotely. Syndicate c4 and minibombs now ...
they really straight up banned survival box strat
@carmine sonnet first nukie round in months.
freedom.
it felt so fucking amazing to fire muh bulldog again
rocking the elite suit while blasting the hos with my bulldog
hmm today i will eshotgun the fucking elite suit
i got capped the other night because some idiot decided to pick up the grenade i put down next to me and threw it next to the cade
loud video i made a month ago
Literally everyone including the commander were rocking elite suits
Commander fucking cooked with his lake
Cap got SNIPED
But it turned into the funniest fucking fluke,we deadass got lost in spess cause cargo shuttle got laked cause commander didnt see me going freebird in there and thought he was 1v6
Like brother,THERES A ELITE SUIT IN THERE BODYING LIKE 6 PEOPLE,DONT LAKE YOUR ONLY WAY BACK TO THE W
reduced to monke
God i missed my bulldog
objective was survive but his ass still bought a c4 bag
im gonna start watching banger ss13 vids
that guy you just sent and livrah have absolute banger ss13 vods
kleinworks does have goated editing
nothing can live beneath my toxic cloud.
round ID: 181341
originally recorded on: 4/9/2022
music: GLA Anthem
pog
oh my fuck
Would you believe me if I told you we got fired?
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0:00:00 ArtSci Inspection day
0:18:22 ArtSci Clone wars
Highlights Edited by GnomeGeso
Space Stat...
im so tempted to play ss13
@subtle gazelle is it worth to install
sure give it a try lol
shit tragic
@carmine sonnet started cutting power everywhere i go as ninja.
sec had no power,sci had no power
fucking bridge had no power
darkness shall consume the station
its a double edged sword doe if vent monsters event hits
if only ninjas had night vision
LMFAO
spess ninjas
that is dubious work
oh steam is fixed?
ive had a chat with ai after i pulled the most devious lick on core as ninja and it started it with something like this 'REPORT TO AI CORE NINJA,AS PUNISHMENT YOU WILL BE RECEIVING SOME MEAN MEAN WORDS'
which was followed by both me and the captain just going HUH
i saw a round with clownops
the clowns got to ai core
and the fucker was ERPing
his ass was rping and a cackle of clowns went
HURRY GET IT UNANCHORED, ITS ERPing
i was fucking laughing
ai fucking went, Unzips my fedora
oh me and a homie went duo rat king
oh shit howd it go
hos walks up as like both of us have our fucking armies gathered
and just goes 'so like,are you guys related or are you dating or something'
🗿
we just hit the bro with @stares
and she walked away
both of us were so ready to just sic the rats on the guy but they were funny so we let it slide
LOL
'yeah we're like cousins'
that doesnt help your case
erm what
brother she did ask if we were RELATED
but yeah mostly been
trolling as ninja
ghost role menace
i rolled loneop during a nukie round
mfw neither of them acidified so i had to murk like 5 diff crewmates rocking nukie gear
bruh
ripped that elite suit off some rat WHO CALLED ME A CORPORATE RAT BEFORE HE SUCCUMBED
AND I CLUSTER BOMBED A RAID SUIT
ALMOST GOT THE CAPTAIN IN THE PROCESS
id want to roll nukie and do fun stuff but id probably get other people that are murderhobo
BUT THERE WAS A ZERG OF PEOPLE WITH NUKIE STUFF INCOMING SO I RAN
IF I HAD L6
OH MAN
that shit be worse than xeno queen screeching
i was A LONE OPERATIVE
AGAINST LIKE A GOON SQUAD OF PEOPLE WITH NUKIE GEAR
AND I STILL WENT OUT LIKE A BALLER
that shits a warcrime
ran out of maints with my c20 and mag dumped like 3 people then ran back in
shot a water tank on the way in (for slips rlly)
reloaded,gunned down some dipshit that had a esword
nearly killed ward
i died to a kammerer at point blank doe
i should have thought of using my eshield/esword rather than just c20
i just had it in case i ran out of ammo but i had stolen a lathe from sci for ammo printing lmfao
if you see my ass rolling loneop you bet am going to play like a fucking pirate
constant hit and run
cripple the station bit by bit
but yeah next time fuck using c20
am rolling with my bulldawg
my beloved
maybe even MY GOAT
like munching away at a cookie
bro the clusternade fucking nuked that raid suit
I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING THE CAPTAIN
RAAAAAH
i had ghosts haunting my ship so much
when i started looting the elite suit
i wanna loneop but
using the singularity drill strat
shittle with singulo beacon and a containment field line
i actually saw that in action
a loneop loosed with a beacon on their ship
drove in circles around the station
that is like the dagd synder strat
but yeah like i just sit around as a ghost and chill until mid rounds spawn in
also lone op has been spawning in way more often lately but its still so fucking rare
it used to spawn like every round or two
now its more like
every 10 rounds or more
maybe rarer,but yeah last 2 days ive seen a lone op spawn twice
cuz shittle events they added fucked up the spawn rate
(those shittle events literally add NOTHING to the round most of the time)
i hope they add more antags
but they really need to add in newmed first
so antags work more
yeah i just want lings and or abductors
but abductors DO NEED newmed
since they literally abduct you to fucking do some weird experiments on u
spess ninja is the best fucking role in the game!!!
first time i heard about abductors
im gonna take that shi everytime
artsci abductor
Just saying @remote bridge if ur looking for like very chill wizden server (kinda bipolar when it comes to that,it can go either way) hopper is good but lotta clueless goobers that need teaching
But if its chill for like first 30 min u can either expect a nukie round and or a very long chill round lol
Which caste u playin
Dont tell me u playing runner or smth
drone
Bugs have taken another,this will not stand
throw a flare at em
I remember a moth who just kept shouting IM A HELLDIVER throughout the whole operation
john diver
@carmine sonnet showed up at a bar as spess ninja and had em serve me some fuckin beer
the other round i was the one who tp'd in to do the serving
either way,bar ninja bottom text
had a space ninja round called norm ell
@carmine sonnet
go hopper
set borg to high prio
just say nukie 1234 pre round for shits and giggles
ALL OPERATIVES ON STANDBY
i just
i just wanted to be a borg
i mean atleast i got a newkie to arm their first ever nuke
but MAN...
i think my favourite ss14 branch has to be rmc now
im lost in the sauce
shit its true, once a marine always a marine
peak male performance
become worm
they gotta add berets to them loadouts bro i fucking cant with those helmets
i need my drip
i always rocked the squad beret a balaclava and shades
sure i took alot of brain damage to the fucking face but drip was worth it
i still havent tried becoming the pew pews
havent hopped on le spessman since the last time
max payne
@carmine sonnet first syndie round in a while,mfw i get dagd
it was on levi too.
im waiting for new content to be added
i surplus'd
till then my ass is staying in the corps
got jackshit besides thieving gloves,i was engi so i just said fuck it ill go steal atmos pda
stole it,grabbed the axe
gonna join midround and see if i get syndie
took out my atmos kill target
and ai was going like 'beratulia i would advise refraining from crew harm'
which was the targets id
lol
god i missed this
i went through the rmc pipeline, played all the roles except engineering and mps, and now im just back to being a rifleman
GOD...I MISSED BEING A MURDERER ingame
rifleman is peak, xenos dont expect a mf with a mou5, smartscope m45, su80
and if they get close i throw a knife i hold in my mouth
minor inconvenience
@carmine sonnet mfw i get a new idea for engi syndie and it gets fucking ruined by raiders
like i was stealing the hos locker for secfab board,i would buy c20,web vest,prob stick with magboots or kill ce for his mags and go full mass shooter
but no fuckers just loose the tesla
like i even went 'welp time to do things...the OLD-FASHIONED way' (caps is codeword) over the radio and then i hear theres a teslaloose,LIKE FUCK OFF MAN
i have grown tired of bombs.
i must MURK people
I can't take this shit seriously man
@carmine sonnet i rolled loneop on core and they fucking loosed just as i spawned in
still,got the disky but nuke got eaten by the singulo
when spessman
zeerol le on le wizden le when?
when its fun
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
goob and delta exist too ig
goobs just hectic as shit doe
damn
i had a fucking skirmish with cap after sabotaging sci for their lathe lol
im only playing rmc for now
he was about to evac pod he was chatting with some tider and i just roll out of the darkness with my bulldog
but starting to get angry from the amount of people doing their own thing
bulldog gaming
threw a nade into a evac pod stuffed full of people
round later another loneop fucking chad i know locked in,i GAVE THEM the loneop okay,bro went raid suit and l6
absolutely demolished the entire crew
crew tried to ninja defuse the nuke,they did,he just walks thru the spaced station despite raid suit and fucking l6's the remaining crew and nukes from armory
all the wile dragon and ninja go around doing they thing
i just love seeing lone op wins,shits just literally a budget dagd
i was a loneop monkey reinforcement
mf gave me a stealth box and the noobtube
@carmine sonnet i have left quite an impression on some poor ai players
so chat
do i steal his ass again
round before i stole his dumbass as ai with a intelicard
that same round i pulled some nothing personnel kid type shit on hop that nearly disabler'd me
he ran,boom i just teleport in and emp and all lights fucking go out and i murk him with da blade
whats your tactic for playing ninja
i always just sabotage power before making entry to my objectives,i cut sci substation off,sec or bridge apc and get to work
mainly so ai doesnt fuck me over
and i also,ALSO NEVER STICK AROUND ONE PLACE FOR MORE THAN A MINUTE
adhd spess ninja
i be zooming around the map like i opened a fucking 0.2 sec domain expansion fer real fer real
i stole the station AI and the fucker was in my pocket telling its borgs to relay all the information it would give em and yeah to say the least yeah thanks ai am fucking FAST
@carmine sonnet wizden be in them lowpop hours,i cant fucking ninja like this and idfk what to play no more dawg
when we gonna hop on
i mean i dont got work for a day or two aswell so
yeah heard they got comms towers n everythin now
we all go delta
lemme grab woter
proud deltoid
i have no idea what these words mean
i dont think i can say the other term
im gonna dip if we play a shift and the marines dont listen to orders
youre not gonna make me play another rounds with those fucking animals again
@remote bridge we just all pick delta squad is all
in le preference tab thingmcjig
where we vcing
if were lowkey about it
how to pick delta squad
actually i saw people on the rmc discord on a voice channel while a round is going on
where communications zeerol
we using we ya satelitte
comms tower be down bro hell naw
we so cooked
yh
actually meta comms refer to sharing info the other person wouldnt normally kno
izee
so we should be good talking over stuff we know over voice
knowing my dumbass some info is gonna slip out anyway
just add proximity chat on rmc14 already aghhhh
TAHRUUUUUUE
it would be fucking funny
hearing the SL scream over the mic
as theyre being dragged off
hop on vc
pretty sure a metacomms ban would be something like one of us ghosting and telling where the queen is
holy fucking shit that mic
come
yeah i dunno why it wont let me in!!
hop on vc
lemme try sumthin
yeah like
i hear the sound effect of u guys joinin and leaving n shit
but am not in vc lmfao
very weird
new spessman
the cost of war
Operation #1877 "Patrol Falling-Tango" on "New Varadero" aboard "Almayer" has ended. It lasted for 1 hours, 13 minutes, and 51 seconds.
the replay is on this one
Oh sweet
@carmine sonnet another round as ninja absolutely clowning on crew
one tider was trying their best to murk me with a laser rifle
i just tp to the fucker,emp the rifle and stun him and take it away
throw that shit into dispos
then the whole gang showed up of crew and i just tp'd out laughing
menace behavior
@carmine sonnet
roll loneop
cue beauty of annihilation
went to ats,apparently there was a salv hiding in there but i didnt know until i fucking heard the flashlight being turned off by the poor sop
i walk abck to ship to trick the guy into thinking am leaving,i come back,pry open the door to him slowly cause i destroyed the apc beforehand and then red alert got called so yeah the fucker snitched lol
i stab him to death with a esword,take the access and start heading out to sci maints,cut power,steal lathe and bring back to ship
emag it make ammo and then i fly around the station and go med maints,cut power,threw in a nade and blew up all the chems and then gunned down everyone locked inside
mime pies me for my bulldog and nearly gets me but i spam injectors and then pull out a viper as hes running away with my gun and i shoot him down
Hey i may have lost in the end but shooting up medbay felt liberating
@carmine sonnet i rolled ninja and bullied all of sec to the point that hos tried to kill herself with her bootknife
Only for me to stop her,tell her "no no,let me do it" before cuffing her and executing her with my katana
I had a fucking emote ready in case i ran into cap
But i never got to use it
what if the lathe didnt have materials
you emote on kills?
Usually i just dismantle stuff in my ship for steel if thats the case lol
And nah i had emote ready for cap if we were to be in a standoff, "@starts hitting gang signs like hes sasuke"
I had that shit ready for tp emp stun combo
Yes i was gonnna scream chidori afterwards too yeah i was planning full on weeb space ninja shenanigans
@carmine sonnet i fucking lethal'd some dipshit engi as ninja for first time
borg ran and dragged the fucker away after i told em to get the fuck outta there
same round cap and hoppy were blasting with lasers when they heard i was there,and mf...I RAN AT BOTH OF THEM I DID NOT CARE
that fucking engi tried to crowbar me a full hp ninja...
robust behavior
captains when their infinite ammo laser gun gets fucking emp'd
@carmine sonnet welp i just had my first two hos rounds
the second one was a zombie round
first one was good doe
3 out of 9 traitors in custody and only one full greentext
aint that bad
A new security weapon named the "Shell Gun" has been added to the game. It is essentially a flare gun designed to shoot shotgun sheels, and subsquently, this removes the ability for flare guns to fire shotgun shells. It is rather cheap and easy to produce, requiring no techs to craft; it is crafted out of the security techfab. Nukies may now pur...
flash chem tho
we are so back
@carmine sonnet
Starlight is a newly developed fork that is testing out more classic SS13 features. It is still early, so keep your expectations reasonable, and feel free to check them out!
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no way
starlight fork is so about to get fucking swarmed
@carmine sonnet THESE FUCKERS GOT ABDUCTORS AND VAMPIRES
AND MECHS
mfw salvage can straight up head to nuke a syndicate base
actual banger gameplay
@carmine sonnet two seperate rounds on goob
and just as i leave goob i see this fucking screenshot
SURELY BRO IS TROLLING RIGHT
i go changelog channel and i see this shit
YO WHAT
goob bros just casually drop that
bro crashed the fuck out
We are even closer to being able to turn someone fully into a Papa Johns. Technology is incredible.
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@carmine sonnet AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT IS CLOSE
wizden shivering in their timbers
@subtle gazelle can i send my hours played from wizden to goobstation so i get the roles
damn goob has so much more content than wizden
afaik u can do that in their discord yeah
also damn i just had a duel with a detective as ninja
bro asked for it over sec comms and i was like aight bet we meet bridge bro pulls out a revolver and i teleport behind the guy,throw away my katana,fucking pull out 2 shurikens and then recall the katana and fucking shank him
theres limb targeting in goob
we staying on goob and rouny with this one
i only ever logon wizden now just to make frezon lol
@carmine sonnet 🆕 - You can now become immune to pressure and breathing by harvesting carp hearts and lungs respectively.
goob logs...
afaik u can install different species organs so
HMMM...
now that i think about it you still got the temperature to worry about,so i guess rlly the good shit here are the lungs,not the heart
is it newmed
theres surgeries on goob n stuff now
but goob would NOT BE FOR YOU TRUST ME ITS WAY MORE HECTIC THAN WIZ
operative summy major @carmine sonnet
eldorado
i fucking outed myself on ats via cargo comms
the lone cargo tech there went 'NUKIE!' over the radio before i fucking esworded him
then i take the headset and i hear 'A NUKIE?!' from the receiving and end i fucking hit 'MEOWTH THATS RIGHT' on they ass 💀
i saw the cargo shuttle docked on ats this time doe
i wasnt planning to stealth
i just jetpacked over and murdered the cargo tech after sabotaging the thrusters
the plan was to go to sci,but then i hear dragon is in sci,so i just go cargo,but hos is there,and i fly away,mf was doorcamping my shuttle,i jump and fly away and start blasting
he misses literally every eshotgun shot while i blast him with wt from like screen away
whyd they even add the eshotgun
id probably use it for nonlethal then use wt for lethal
i mean its better than whatever useless piece of shit thing emergency orders was...
but then they nerfed it to shit
its ok on goob doe i think its self charging on there from what i remember
emergency orders do something?
no it was just a misc item
lol
literally useless
so eshotty is defo a IMPROVEMENT
here i thought i was a shitty hos
plus its kinda like ss13's hos gun objective
so eh whatever,either way that door camping hos did not expect me to have a chest rig full of bulldog ammo
the closest i was to death that round was to a fucking tider with a esword
71950 on levi godo
dragon kinda said fuck it and teamed up with me and thats how i even managed to get disk,cap didnt expect loneop to just pop into existance as they were fighting the dragon
grazy
either way,was i believe my first loneop major
other one got fucked over by a ninja
original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foEDIiSNbAY
sorry russian users this music probably doesnt let you view this :p
avg sec round
kinda wanna hop on wizden to make frezon
the surgery update?
goob defo took the cake lmfao
and nah wizden is having some uhhh issues with staff n shit
oh fuck really?
yuh
they made a wholeass announcement over it after all
like one of the headmins left and shit
and many others
im not in the loop
yeah all good
wizden the last branch i thought would have staff issues
yeah theres like this statement they left
About a week ago, the headmin team decided to leave the project. We are mixed on whether anything could bring us back, but at least some have no interest in returning. Joining us in our departure are several members of the game admin team.
anyway goob is thriving but my fucking god i cant ever seem to roll antag for shit there
oh fuck the hell YEAH MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS INTERESTING
ss14 vid drop
huge
this shit haunted gang
i cant forget my experience first time playing ss14
checked out the bar and saw a bloody mess
i asked a chef if everything was ok
and another chef behind him started stabbing himself and died
and the dude just said no
mythical activation code
The uplink is screaming for help rite there
spess is silent
spess is kil
maybe
DOKTA TENMA
oh,ya i started reading monster recently 
didn't expect to see a space station 13 thread here in project zomboid, played the game since it was on byond. my funniest moment on there would have to be when it was still early in its development
probably around 2009-2011. it was on the ancient map and it was a syndicate round. someone kidnapped and cuffbuckled us all to chairs and one of the people that got kidnapped got so angry, he started shouting in all caps "TASTE THE FUCKING RAINBOW" over and over while performing various houndini-style escapes until he was beat to death
he couldnt handle the rainbow
unfortunately it is a space station 14 thread
alas!
Don't spam the spess thread!!!
flashbang
i might like try to emulate the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ultrakill soundtrack cover thingmcjig artstyle
stream or kil
cause i THINK IT LOOKS COOL

i will just +parry the bullet 
oh like the darker colors n stufs
is really painterly
idk it was some beri soft brushes and i used a eraser
to just make it way more uhhh edgy

i kinda wanna try hand at digital painting but i dunno
dood go for it
I kinda thought of drawing muh spess character i played as
ur freakin pog at it
i really wanna see how u did that outer part 
its rlly stupid and inconvenient cause i havent rlly touched any drawing programs in like...CENTURIES...
EONS even... 
@remote bridge HOWEVER,one issue...its a slime person 
sussyy

Astronaut Mark Kelly once secretly brought a full gorilla suit aboard the International Space Station. Without telling anyone, he eventually put it on, surprising everyone onboard.
#iss #internationalspacestation #space
so real
mrshark been playing there often
i just been chilling on mid to high pop levi every now and then with other ghosts
and just observing
i might go back to frontier
its going real well for me 
bad species
vox FUCKING SUCKS !!!
especially for beginners
like,that species is MADE to suffer
ITS SO ASS
Just play hoomnan,dorf or felinid honestly
yes
lotg im hoping to get echo to try normal station gameplay but u know that better
I HAVE LIKE 1.5k HOURS ON NORMAL SPESS,OF COURSE I DO 
RAAAAAAAAH !!!
@carmine sonnet just had a first security round on leviathan in a while and it was nukies
its a fucking W
kammerer truly is the manstopper
killed a raid suit nuker with it
and blasted a jugsuit point blank with it
bro hop fucking rushed into full team of nukies
with a laser
at ai core
while like me and another seccie retreated after we saw what the fuck was up
got me a esword n shiii
after that raidsuit fucking fluked
the last nukie deadass was surrendering
but the QM in the commander suit+L6 jumpscare happened
gonna do a round for the we ya now
man this is fucked
command issued an evac when we can win by attrition
and the fuckin medic that saved people got left behind
where you playing
ill play frontier if you wanna duo there
i love being sl
I fainted about 5 times
your ass getting conscripted echo

NO THE POOR TIMMY ECHO IS GONNA GET FACEHUGGED LIKE RIGHT AWAY NO
yeah uh,always keep your nitrogen on as vox
you can like shift click on ur tank to see how much gas is left in there
yeah i like those derelict ships ngl
i raided a few and just slapped their thrusters onto muh ships a few times
i LOVE SCAVENGING FOR MUH UPGRADES RAAHHH
Yeah i figured that out but at one point it unequipped itself when putting on a suit
Also eating and drinking was a nightmare 
yah
i usually built vox boxes myself
to avoid fucking dying when trying to grab a bite lol
What is the point of vox? Is it for masochists
its basically what plasmamen are expect a little less worse
plasmamen without their evo suits fucking start burning to death 

but those aren't in ss14...yet
Imma just stick to human or something
dwarves are basically the same thing and idk about felinids
rlly just the hitbox advantage more than anything
from what i saw
but thats going into more powergamey side of things rather than actual rp
Yesterday i realised how ass i am at rp
I'll figure the game out eventually
yeah uh my first few shifts were NOT great
i started around like few weeks before they removed like starvation damage so like a year ago
and those first few shifts i played as a mothperson,i fucking starved until i was unconscious right,and like the doctors had to forcefeed me my own fucking clothing just so i could live lol
oh yeah for sure lol
i kept everyone alive
i hate being a leader but i enjoy being an sl for some reason
tbh there are alot of newcomers and it isnt just med that be affected,like holy shit security performance on leviathan defo aint the same 😔
given if my troops listen to me
oh right, i hate being a leader when my goons cant follow
i remember when the three of us played lotg LOL
and when a sentinel bumfuck rushed me while throwing a grenade
and antagonists too,i got a bud i usually mess with play on the nukies side of the round on my sec round today and it was like 5 clueless nukies
oh yeah i was just waddling my way down to sl if i remember correctly
and we all just fucking blew up
LOL
this shit happened to me once as a loneop but i was like trying to throw the nade INTO THE SHUTTLE
oh man that clip is so funny
too bad i cant send it to the rmc discord
they ass getting banned
that bravo is a fucking trooper
they took that shit like a man
@carmine sonnet have i told you about the ninja round where i nuked the station 
did you get banned for it?
no
must be lrp
thats sick though
me playing MRP?
i might get into the frontier but only if i play with someone
and qm was like actually good at the game okay,he had the disk
so i have to fight this fucker that is basically roided up and has a enforcer
rmc is the only server i can tolerate as mrp
its combat most of the time so like fair
spess revival arc
@carmine sonnet just watched 2 syndies nearly solo all of sec with meth+speedboots and truncheons+web vest and uhhh those tele shields
they couldnt parry it bastards
possessed by jolly anomaly
some guy tried to fix me but ended up imploding instead
oh god you went to lizard (the shitterfest)
but honestly leviathan isnt allat great either
its just that ive heard lizard isnt all too good with rp
its so laggy bruh
that was ass
someone gave me a ciggie
just for future reference,you can inject chems into ciggies
do what you will with this information 
nerfed to shit

ive seen people make use of amatoxin n shit like that
i remember one time i spiked a glass of vodka with amatoxin and a research director had a sip and ended up in medbay soon afterwards
i deployed echo yesterday to space vietnam
and trained him while hijack was ongoing

meanwhile i got clapped right outta spawn
hahahaha
all the new updates are so confusing
like what the shrimp cargo is no longer on the outpost
oh yea
they removed that cargo corner from frontier for some reason
they rather me TRAVE GAZILLION MILES TO THE TRADE OUTPOST
there were whispers and sht a year ago about gettin it removed
so i didnt really mind
MY issue is the trade outpost is kinda assssssss
i legit had a headache just navigating it earlier
man i loved salvage before they removed reclaimer
on wizden
it was such a cozy ship
kinda wish it would get ported over to frontier in some form
deadass its my comfort ship
speaking of ships
feels wrong to fly anything else
reclaimer,my beloved rest in peace
yeah they uhhh...
uhhmm...
errrmmm......

YA KNOW

i asked in the discord
they said its still around but like hidden in the other backrooms
just not on the main station
also also
are we gaming
im not alone when we say the mall is poo
Warned by mods 
dood we got lucky we was banned for a day
saw on the serber that someone was banned for a MONTH

Follow this guide to successfully de-escalate all of your problems into ash. Haters say all I do is murderbone, this shows I have a heart. This footage is like 4 months old lmao.
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another armok classic
honestly am surprised i wasnt warned or banned for this shit one time on ss13
like me and jadod one time basically went to goonstation as a botanist and a janitor
and we were basically on other sides of the station doing our thing until all of medbay exploded
at that point evac was called but yeah,that shift was WILD
anyways watch this xeno lock in
alpha marine try not to rush in alone challenge
marines dont fear the sentinel and i use it against them
i will make them know fear
i love stabbing a zoned sentinel while it just stands still
spessman
Spessman WITH A GUN.
spess
guh!
Amogugs
spess
Space
spess
feels like am an ATF agent with sole purpose of shooting and skinning his dog
spess
spess
@carmine sonnet dawg i had a salv round where i made cargo like 40k in like less than 10 min
nukies get called right away
4 fucking crates of enforcers get delivered alongside 2 crates of bulletproof armor
a whole fucking zerg of crew with enforcers and armory guns rush into the bridge as the nuke gets armed
nukies are overwhelmed
they dont have enough bullets for all of us
and yes cap DID go down instantly as nukies got called
ran up to a REALLY COCKY juggy point blank with a enforcer and gave him load of lead and stole his suit during that rushdown
overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
@carmine sonnet crusher can fucking heal of off corpses
i am going to go crazy with this information on salvage dawg
you finna get flipped by admins
I hit nukies with john salvage phase 2 with this knowledge
did you kill a rat and kept stabbing it
Nah i wailed away at a dead scientist i found
But the rat ides isnt half bad if it wouldnt fuckin gib on first hit
nah but dude salvagers just feel like a raid boss at times,i have an idea now to keep the bluespace syringe i can find off some static wreck and ask sci for a reagant grinder and just blend all the pills i find on debris
hope for ichor,meth/hyperzine and omnizine and just have that shit on me all the times
pre-pop that shit before zooming with wt in hand into a loneop
watch your crushed pill concoction paralyse you from the neck down
that or literally enter avatar state
it really depends on what sorta reagants you put in there
i tend to crush just singular pills per a grind to keep better track of reagants and even label them
i got trauma from manufacturing shit for 20 mins only to die in the first minute of the 5 minute fuckfest in the station
fuck playing chemist
Being a mediborg in middle of a rev round is something
@carmine sonnet FUCK OSHA ALL MY HOMIES DIE AT WORK
1v2ing goliaths with a regular spatio suit+crusher only results in death in a single misclick
SO REAL
had i injected the epi pen i would have had pain get removed and ran to heal from the third
third also died to bleedout
allat death in span of like 3 or 4 min
crushers are just too goated you just gotta abuse the ever living shit out of the heals
the fuck goin on in delta bruh
lame
WHAT
AH YES A GUY THAT FUCKING SUMMONS A DRAGON TO YOUR STATION? YEAH DONT KOS HIS ASS
hes just a funny dude
next thing i hear from delta is that nukies arent kos
something like 'command must have a debate before conflict and agree on rules of engagement as to ensure compliance with space law' incoming
they should make uh
everything in a one concurrent server
thatd be cool
you can physically go from, rmc, nanotrasen and their stations
imagine a delta v player stumbling across the almayer
they probably try to reproduce with the xenonids
am i blessed to not know what floofstation is
afaik its basically 14's equivalent of ss13's splurt station so like yea
thatd be sick though, players can be captain and buy/rent out a station to operate on
so yeah u blessed
is splurt station erp
ye
i was half expecting what i had found when i searched that up personally
anyway doe i had like a 3 hour salv round yesterday
had bag of holding,goliath suit,python and ammo fab and everythin
i deadass found about it thru a vod of a guy maxcapping erpers in dorms
#ss13 #spacestation #spacestation13 #Ihatefurries
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