#Space Station 14 Crew

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subtle gazelle
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AND EVEN REFERRED IT TO IT AS SUCH

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THEY STRAIGHT UP DROPPED DOMAIN EXPANSION MALEVOLENT TOOLBOX BEFORE THEY INSTAGIBBED HOP

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ITS SPREADING

subtle gazelle
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apparently delta has sec borgs??

carmine sonnet
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so their servers are down

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet MELEE EXECUTIONS HAVE BEEN ADDED

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IT IS TIME TO STUN AND CUFF AS NINJA

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HIT THE SECCIES WITH THEIR OWN MEDICINE

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
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basically if a guy is cuffed or incapicated you can fucking execute them with a bladed weapon

carmine sonnet
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oh i remember that

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what

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with nukies

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i saw my commander performing an execute

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did they remove and add it back in

subtle gazelle
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i dunno why they didnt also add it with guns

subtle gazelle
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just watched a janitor stunprod a tider,cuff him and fucking execute him with a meat cleaver

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dear lord.

carmine sonnet
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wtf lol

subtle gazelle
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we literally could NOT clean it

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a single janiborg STRUGGLED WITH JUST ONE TILE

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600 UNITS OF BLOOD

carmine sonnet
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500 cigarettes

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet four fucking rat kings spawned on train

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FOUR OF THEM

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I WAS ONE OF EM,THE REVENANT GASLIT 3 OF THEM TO KILL SEC AND COMMAND,THEY ALL DIED,I THE LAST SURVIVING RAT KING WANTED TO AVENGE THEM

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SO I SLAUGHTERED LIKE HALF OF THE CREW LMFAO

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went to medbay,hos is there inside of med AND HE JUST SEES ME WALKING DOWN THE HALL WITH THE FUCKING ARMY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND I WALK IN AND HIT THEM WITH THE DOMAIN EXPANSION:LOOSE

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AND LIKE ALL OF MED JUST DIES

carmine sonnet
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jesus

subtle gazelle
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the fucking revenant was a war profiteer man

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literal war profiteer

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caused all my bros to die,which made me want to avenge them which resulted in half of the crew dying and ate their souls

carmine sonnet
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nicholas cage type shit

subtle gazelle
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A SINGLE RAT KING

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WITH VENGEANCE ON HIS MIND

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now if i was a ninja the station woulda gotten COOKED

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet got the bible from the chaplain through a confession as a thief

carmine sonnet
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what

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how

subtle gazelle
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straight up a confession bruh

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my ass out here rp'd to get my objective done bruh!!

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okay but seriously WHEN WILL I GET THIS OBJECTIVE

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I NEED IT

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet ANOTHER TRAITOR HAS MADE USE OF THE MALEVOLENT TOOLBOX YET AGAIN

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I TAUGHT THEM WELL

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like second i saw that fucking chemist buy a remote signaler,i KNEW it was them

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i just didnt know WHEN it would happen

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet A CLASSIC SS13 MAP HAS BEEN MERGED

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COGMAP 1

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet me (a space ninja) and a skelly straight up pulled some fucking schizo john woo ahh gunfight in sci versus a captain and some el robusto secoff

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barely escaped alive three of us lmfao

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the secoff died to the skelly with a shotgun and cappo gave chase to me while i was low and i just disappeared without a trace

subtle gazelle
subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet more people have taken notice of the malevolent survival box and started using it,and people are complaining about it now aswell,'zero counterplay box' they say,same level as noctpen they say,is nerf pr coming,is the question

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WILL I HAVE TO FINALLY DEVELOP SOME NEW SYNDIE TECH?

carmine sonnet
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that like complaining that spacing has zero counterplay

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet just 1v2'd a armed the fuck up skeleton and a nukeop reinf monkey

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my dumbass dumped a entire lecter mag into the skelly,dropped it,pulled out a kammerer out of my bag,dumped the whole fucking tube into the monkey,pulled out a mk58 and finished off the skelly

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my secoff lookingass was doing some gun-fu up in this bitch

carmine sonnet
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i love the kammerer

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manstopper should be its new name

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
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looks like im playing warden all the time now

subtle gazelle
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shits gotta be scripted man aint no fucking way

subtle gazelle
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AH HEEEELLLL NAAAAAA

carmine sonnet
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erp moment

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im gonna get a borg to rp as a automated shocking device

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if someone says shock they shock

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet just gunned down cap as salv because the fucker shot me for my looted bloodred i got off loneop shuttle

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salvonia WILL NOT kneel

carmine sonnet
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did sec hunt you down

subtle gazelle
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no

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i had a fucking WT

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a bloodred with WT is basically like fighting HoS

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i gotta check admin remarks after allat

carmine sonnet
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they dm you?

subtle gazelle
# carmine sonnet they dm you?

nah,and it was completely justified what i did btw,the fucker started firing on me for no reason despite SAYING THAT I LOOTED THE LONEOP SHIP FOR THE BLOODRED,apparently they were under the suspicion that the salvager got fucking killed and was being imitated

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet found a server that is literally like frontier but its straight up a fucking warzone,like 5 factions that just want to kill each other but mf turned out to be a HRP server

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i gotta fucking see what this is about despite being hrp

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like theres straight up shuttle armaments and shit that ACTUALLY work properly

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from what i saw in the vods on ss14 disc

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet okay deadass ninja is easy as hell to pull off,i should 100% start doing some crazy shit as ninja,some metal gear rising shit man,i gotta fucking murder all of sec next time i get ninja

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perhaps even try and fight the dragon that I SUMMON for shits and giggles

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i just need something to do after i finish my objectives in like 20 minutes max 🗿

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i wish we would get blood stains on clothes n shit like in ss14 and bloody footprints n everything like how it was in ss13,seeing a bloodied tider with northstars and everything in maints would be some horror movie shit

carmine sonnet
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clothing that holds liquid

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and then makes a mess everywhere you go

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20% liquid threshhold and anything more will cause the clothing to drip

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thatd make maint murders be more impactful

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have stabbing someone be a bloody mess

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and incentivise using the execute function by making it less bloody to do

carmine sonnet
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table tide

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im gonna send some banger screenshots i see from the wizden discord

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500 cigarette burger

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genuinely over

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hamster rev

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blud couldnt even hold a flasher

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banger greytide gif

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this looks fun to rp as

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newmed copium

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crates of mothroaches doused in cognizine

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i love white phosphorus

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i kinda wanna do a disposals trap setup

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emag the recycler and set the conveyor belt to max speed

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and put down turrets

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genuinely over

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its always the stretched images

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet went on frontier for first time in ages,already got in trouble with the feds because i was breaking into a armored NT vault,my ship was straight up docked there,and like i enter back in,their ship is right infront of the cockpit,and theyre like 'we've got a solid reason to detain and search you,if you comply you will leave with the least amount of punishment' and just as they say that i just undock the vault and fucking slither away to the left because well i wasnt fucking blocked in by like 3 ships now okay so i could do that

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last thing i hear from the feds as am leaving is the sheriff going 'shit'

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then i ftl'd into a expedition to lose them

carmine sonnet
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mans playing gta 7

subtle gazelle
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a esword,like metric shitton of firearms

carmine sonnet
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better start a hotbox trade station

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet okay finally got whitelisted for that hrp frontier thingmcjig fork and ngl some ships be looking wack as fuck

carmine sonnet
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lol what

subtle gazelle
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from what am seeing on their disc server,but am defo going to be taking part in the syndie factions

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like DAMn

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thats wack

carmine sonnet
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le shock drone

subtle gazelle
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but then you get cool shit like this

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holy shit man the syndies dont really got that many shuttles,its literally fucking 3 shuttles for the syndies from what am seeing on their shipyard channel

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and 2 of them are like straight up bomber jet-ish small shittles

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theres mentions of more in the changelogs for them but like idk bruh

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet bro these mfs are planning to nerf salvage to shit,holy fucking shit

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the fucking pka is becoming a nerf gun dawg i fuckin cant

carmine sonnet
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salvonia has fallen

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
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delusional mf

subtle gazelle
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i remember powering an entire station with this fucking thing its goated lol

carmine sonnet
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thats literally how the station works

subtle gazelle
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who needs scrungolo just break like 5 rtg's

carmine sonnet
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bro haas not seen a broken rtg

subtle gazelle
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they removed like half the low pop maps man

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its sad

subtle gazelle
# carmine sonnet thats literally how the station works

only other thing that powers the station besides that shit on the screenshot is the fucking ame,that fucking map doesnt have exped pc for salv i believe,shits so bad,no fucking way am bringing bagazillion more rtg's for them to break

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cause asteroids got turned into a fucking suicide mission for salv lately,literally saw nothing but that new goliath mob on one of them

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no more burrowers,just a horde of goliaths

hazy shadow
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Idk when i was playing colonial marines i named myself Chips Dubbo (australian marine from Halo) and a mod told me to change my name

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Idk how it is on other servers

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet just spent a round as ninja manually setting people as wanted for some dumb reasons

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like for warden i had 'ZERO RIZZ,LITERALLY ADRUBIN THE BITCHLESS'

carmine sonnet
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mental warfare

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet apparently changeling is close as fuck to being implemented

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ive been informed of this ingame and apparently most of the shit is already coded

subtle gazelle
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same for ai

carmine sonnet
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i wanna play ai

carmine sonnet
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bruh moment

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet mfw levi gets fucking assassinated so all of levi just goes to hopper

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also i recently found out as ninja whatever you are dragging gets teleported with you if you katana dash while dragging something

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet witnessed a admeme spawn in the wizard

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the rod form spell is fucking terrifying

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unlike the regular rod it fucking travels like mach fucking 5

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and instagibs shit just like the regular rod

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but man seeing that shit travel across the screen in like les than a milisecond is SOMETHING

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man i cant wait for full implementation of wizards,just make them a ghost role and my dumbass wont ever be seen as crew or non-loneop nukie ever again

carmine sonnet
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mfs be crowding the observe roster

subtle gazelle
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also AI is close to finally get playtested sooner or later

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i actually saw a admeme fucking around with AI stuff like twice by now in span of 2 days

carmine sonnet
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i wanna play as ai

subtle gazelle
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yesterday i was a ninja and admeme was fucking around with AI core and everything and i announced 'i am gonna subvert this fucking AI just watch'
and i blow up a hole in ai core only to nearly get gunned down by 2 turrets

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barely survived cause of my katana teleport lmfao

subtle gazelle
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unless well AI is malf

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at that point yeah everyone is cooked

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet was a reinforcement for a first time traitor

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his target literally walked into the room we were in,the target goes 'oh hey guy-'i pull out a viper and magdump him and throw him out into space

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and not gonna lie i had a funny fucking reinf name 'THAT DAMN TRAITOR GEORGE MELONS!'

carmine sonnet
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melon menace strikes once more

subtle gazelle
# carmine sonnet melon menace strikes once more

straight up had a fight with the captain aswell,cause the magdump drew attention of a nearby doctor,which then resulted in them opening the door to me and my boss just cleaning up the mess which then prompted me to chase them with a fucking knife

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it was a FUCKING THROWING KNIFE,NOT A COMBAT KNIFE THOUGH,UUUUUUUUGH

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i straight up got into crit,and i epi'd myself beforehand and cap was there and i just fucking threw the knife into his face before falling crit again lmfao

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cause i had literally no armor no nothing to defend against the laser

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mfw wake up in medbay uncuffed and cap is there aswell on another medical bed telling med that i gotta be cuffed,he gets up close,i fucking get up,shove the cuffs outta his hands and just have yet another brawl

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anyway raiders sucked at raiding so they decided to ddos lol

carmine sonnet
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el trolle

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how dare they have a better server than hs

subtle gazelle
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barebones AI playtest coming today from what everyone is saying on ss14 disc

carmine sonnet
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what the fuck

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i have some cracked syndicate items in my inventory right now

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this is a banger cargo tech shift

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found an omnizine mysterious pill

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weakest cargo tech in salvonia

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i remember why this game is so entertaining

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this shit shoots real bullets by the way

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fuckass round

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet bro a skelly robusted a entire squad of nukies

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bro was playing it like a motherfucking rambo,captain knew he was dying,he handed skelly the disk and stayed behind to fight the nukies

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and after the captain died the skelly just fucking went rambo on thsoe motherfuckers dude

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he killed 4 out of 5 nukies

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i downed one personally,dragon got me in the end though

carmine sonnet
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how do you execute people though

subtle gazelle
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also there was a fuckin russian griefer during survival blasting people,and i was a skelly who fucking ultra instinct'd 2 of his kammerer blasts at nearly point blank range

carmine sonnet
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oh that sucks wtf

subtle gazelle
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becoming a skelly turns you into a fucking rambo confirmed

carmine sonnet
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i thought you can just execute them while theyre cuffed

subtle gazelle
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oh nah like i did say cuffed no?

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i have yet to been executed

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well,outside of crit

carmine sonnet
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oh

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i tried sacrificing a lizard cube on a altar before

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i cuffed em with lv cables

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no option popped up

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet there was a wizard event just now on levi

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wizard instagibbed hos infront of all of command

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet

goes to hopper to teach sci
mfw its just me and a single RA and nobody else in the department
tells me its his first ever shift as sci
drag him into the arti lab and start teaching him
mfw wewlad hits just as am teaching him the basics of how artis work
i say fuck it and just continue teaching him despite being a traitor
get tier 3 research and teach him how artis work and everything
one of my targets have died on their own by this point
my other target is a cargo tech
i go to cargo after it has been bombed to shit to get mats so i can give him a bag of holding as a present
i find the said target at front desk and hit him with this

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evac finally comes
me and the RA are just chilling and eating whatever the fuck chef brought to the shuttle as the evac shuttle basically devolves into chaos

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due to cargo being bombed to shit already,i couldnt really get mats,the fucking salvoids took the ore processor so i just did the deed

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so i didnt manage to get him a BoH

carmine sonnet
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malevolent ass play

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet ai only gonna be available on bagel for some time it seems,a station specific role ded

carmine sonnet
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motherfucker man

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet

go to leviathan to spectate and in hopes of getting ninja to troll
mfw witness a secoff in med just watch the most obvious fucking syndie pulla edagger and a holo on some med
he doesnt do shit
med gets dragged away and gibbed in maints

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another time there was a passenger being gibbed by that holo aswell but well there wasnt sec so i cant call that shitsec,but holy shit that med attack was literally mind numbing to watch,SECURITY,WAKE THE FUCK UP,EVEN AM NOT THIS SHIT WHEN AM SEC

carmine sonnet
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maximum brain rot

subtle gazelle
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OH MY GAH THATS GOATED

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet my dumbass just had the most lethal brain fart in human history,i straight up threw a ignited flare into a gas leak,because there was no gravity so i was throwing shit to get away from the gas,mfw all of medbay goes up in flames because my brain lagged

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
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i believe like 4 or more people died

carmine sonnet
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pog

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet chemist cogni'd one of my rats as rat king,i dubbed him timmy the second

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he lived for like 3 minutes because a zombie outbreak happened

carmine sonnet
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damn

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zombie rounds are fucking ass

subtle gazelle
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AND OBVIOUSLY THEY LOST drunk

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ai being barebones doesnt mean its useless,fucker can isolate the nukers from one another,it was not really all that great in here but like i can defo see ai making good use of the bolts during nukers

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet we just had a admeme on levi where it was death squad versus LITERALLY EVERYTHING

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all of the station were syndies,we had nukies,a wave of syndi borgs,fucking CLUWNES WITH SLEDGEHAMMERS (THE HORROR) and pretty sure we had some other shit too,but like man death squad lost only like 2 or 3 people

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and i just walked into minigun fire barely taking any damage

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so glad death squad isnt all that common with how this fucking played out holy shit,A FULL STATION OF SYNDIES couldnt do shit

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even after being armed up with some strong fuckin weaponry

carmine sonnet
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i saw the word death squad and knew it was wraps

subtle gazelle
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it was deathsquad versus literally everything bro,admeme really threw everything they could

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at best like 2 ds mfs died

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which is a skill issue on their part

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because HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DIE AS DEATH SQUAD DAWG!!

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet had my first round as AI

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i bolted in a syndie in bridge after he fucked up med and i waited for sec to arrive

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mfw sec is just dead and or literally not listening to radio

subtle gazelle
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if only LAW 1 WASNT A THING,IF IT WAS REMOVED..

carmine sonnet
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law 1 murder shitsec

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet was a syndi monki agent and honestly a lone op that called me in was fuckin cooking

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bro stole the sci lathe,then gunned down cargo,bought meds and everything,then proceeded to buy like shitload of animal crates and went on to announce 'noah ark ops'

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again,emagged the lathe,bagazillion bulldog mags,and basically only thing that got us in the end was the fucking dragon

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we had the disk and everything

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RECLAIMER IS REMOVED BRUH

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THEY REMOVED FULTONS AND SEISMIC CHARGES TOO

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING TO MY SALVAGE

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oh they made it only blueprint only bruh,the seismic and fultons,dawg what da fuck

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what is this shit dawg...

remote bridge
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get nerfed

carmine sonnet
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man what the fuck

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they removed salvage

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they made gas miners indestructible LMFAO

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
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ikr

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salv branch only exists if the station researchs it

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and good fucking luck with that

subtle gazelle
# carmine sonnet ikr

i mean we are basically getting daily salv changes from what am seeing,shit might be getting full rework soon enough

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet

peaceful salv shift
am jsut jetpacking back and forth between magnet and wrecks/asteroids
on this one asteroid i forget to pack my mass scanner in the backpack,left it in the salvage rig on the station by mistake
am lost
i call out my coords
qm doesnt come to pick me up
mfw i have to pka gamba around space
FUCKING DRAGON SHOWS UP OUT OF NOWHERE IN SPACE AND KILLS ME
never heard of ever again

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well until ALL OPERATIVES ON STANDBY-

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i missed my clusterbang (shit bounced off the wall of a one tile opening into the cargo shuttle full of people) and gunned down the qm and like 4 other people while me and hos were basically gunning for each other in space with jetpacks

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oh also as i was boarding the station a fucking space clown walked into my shuttle and was like HRMMMMM before i murdered him with a esword

carmine sonnet
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what

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oh antag ghost role

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they should add a large space dragon that acts as the gamespace border

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since we have station anchors now

subtle gazelle
subtle gazelle
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you know,i dont tend to use nades,so a smoke bomb implant would be just fucking perfect for me as i lean towards implants

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet you just ever go so schizo as a sleeper agent that whole fucking crew is after you,because thats just what happened

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AI was after me aswell

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like holy shit,after the evac left,i just sat down at arrivals like

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cause i had to fight sectoids,tiders,the fucking dragon

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and AI bolting my ass in everywhere i went

carmine sonnet
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thats the last thing i want

subtle gazelle
# carmine sonnet thats the last thing i want

the loneop caused enough noise that me buying weapons wasnt that much of a concern,so i just bought guns and armor and armed up,went to kill captain,got his gun and then the eshotgun i needed to steal and basically ran into maints

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and had handful of gunfights with crew and sec,actually had a moment with a cluster nade where i threw it down,ran outta maints,get met with a seccie heading towards which maints i was in,we start shooting each other and that whole maint tunnel just goes boom as am running and gunning

subtle gazelle
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2 fucking skellies were after me bruh

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i eshotgunned them both

carmine sonnet
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mfs be raiding the kitchen for milk after that

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet you bet the ai was just checking the crew monitor,seeing all those fucking crewmembers go flatlining in dispos after he bolted me in there like:

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LIKE BUDDY I HAVE THE ENFORCER AND ESHOTTY,NOBODY IS LEAVING,NOT ALIVE

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet i did it,i subverted the ai as ninja

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but shit got fixed after it started killing masses

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cause i left the crewsimov board in the upload room along the other boards

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if i roll ninja on bagel,thats where shit will get real,i can tell you that much

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the ai's law upload and everything is so isolated.

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this was on meta,where the upload is literally above bridge

carmine sonnet
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theres law upload now?

subtle gazelle
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need rd access atleast,and or a emag,ninja emag doesnt work doe

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OH SHIT

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DISCOUNTED GEAR IS NOW A THING FOR SYNDIES LIKE IT WAS IN SS13

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INB4 4 TC ESWORD

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or better yet the fucking china lake discount

carmine sonnet
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discount china lakes are going to be worse than first release meteors

subtle gazelle
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inb4 some guy gets like 75% off china lake

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thatll for sure be funny

carmine sonnet
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man fuck all this bullshit

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like cmon man

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet mfw roll nukie commander for first time in ages and half my team goes to jerk off in atmos to plasmaflood and then proceed to die

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one of the said nukies then proceeded to mald in ooc chat on how they hate nukies wah wah wah HOW ABOUT YOU NOT PLAY THE FUCKING ROLE IF YOU HATE IT

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AND FOLLOW MY PLAN

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WE KILLED AI,CHECK,WE KILLED COMMS,CHECK,NEXT WAS MED AND CARGO,WHERE IN THAT FUCKING PLAN WAS ATMOS EVER MENTIONED,YOU DIDNT REGROUP WITH US AT BRIDGE WHEN WE SAID WE WERE THERE,WE LOST MOMENTUM,AND WE DIED LIKE THAT

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oh also salvage can find a funny item on debris,golden mask which fucking posesses you and ghosts you out of your body and makes your character try to murder everyone nearby

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like dude,half of the firepower went fucking POOF because they decided hrmmm we'llgo atmos instead to plasmaflood hehehawhaw

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this is one reason i dont play command at all,dickheads dont listen to you,and shit goes bad cause of that

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like just imagine if i had two more c20's pointed at a captain with a fucking eshotgun

carmine sonnet
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kinda wanna get that as antag

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my actions are not held accountable

carmine sonnet
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is the discount gonna be a permanent feature?

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if synd bombs go on discounts

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man

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
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we got 12 objects on maints thats consuming 15000 kw

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mfs gonna start making bitcoin farms and shit my dude

subtle gazelle
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5 tc cluster nades

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my god.

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economy is BOOMING

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quite literally

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but like holy shit man this is such a goated update

carmine sonnet
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banger image

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet bro,i bombed cap for the disk objective,i fly outside with a mini jetpack i got as salv,i fly past a fucking loneop shuttle.

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JUST WHAT ARE THE ODDS

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I GET THE DISK,SUDDENLY I HAVE EVERYONE ON ME INCLUDING THE FUCKING NUKIES

carmine sonnet
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shouldnt they be chill

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like wtf

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oh you have disk

subtle gazelle
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we'd have to basically kill each other for it man

remote bridge
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how many hours do u even have lotg

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is gotta be above 2k

subtle gazelle
remote bridge
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i knew it

subtle gazelle
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ingame stats say 1.3k but that only includes crew stuff

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not like nuclear operative,spess ninja n stuff

remote bridge
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3k when

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newmed at 5k (real)!!!

subtle gazelle
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le 3k hours is when newmed will be implemented

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actually more like 4k

remote bridge
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nahh

subtle gazelle
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you know what would be funi

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if frontier were to add SHIP ai's

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now that le station ai is finally a thing on le 14

remote bridge
#

how would that work tho

subtle gazelle
#

honestly i feel like it would only be available for da bigger ships

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i dont see a fucking

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prospector rocking a AI

remote bridge
#

the future is now

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even the junk ship has ai

subtle gazelle
#

pioneer with AI ded

remote bridge
#

man theres worse ship

subtle gazelle
#

CANISTER

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WITH AI

remote bridge
#

YEAH

remote bridge
#

is that a sea lard

subtle gazelle
#

the fucking

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AI CORE

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is literally sat down

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next to you in canister

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a wholeass telescreen with a face

remote bridge
#

that would be peak

subtle gazelle
#

tells you how shit you are at driving

#

complains and does nothing else

remote bridge
#

t3 canister is goated

subtle gazelle
#

besides that i had a silly round where a admeme fucked around with me for whatever reason OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE

#

made me believe someone was impersonating me and shit

#

mf made me visit the station's psychologist

carmine sonnet
#

me bringing a maxcap and jaws of life to ai room after it bolted me in maints for the 45282th time

subtle gazelle
#

like the fucker was bolting me in everywhere i went basically

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i didnt even bother killing it honestly

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woulda been the play

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet

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BECOMING LORD TESLA IS NOW GONNA BE POSSIBLE

carmine sonnet
#

bless up

subtle gazelle
#

imagine electric anomaly infected scientist just running into teh fucking nukies just to pulse to stun their ass

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advanced suicide bombing

carmine sonnet
#

i want a new station though with a modular gimmick

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like the ai can switch around the rooms

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and jettison station modules

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thatd be sick

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non crew detected in module 1-a, initiating detach

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet a sentient artifact unleashed the station wide destruction node on evac shuttle ded

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half of the shuttle got eaten by singulo

carmine sonnet
#

minor inconvenience

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet new shuttle events got added to the game
there was a fucking syndie shuttle with 2 friendship cannons,2 surpluses,3 bloodreds and nuke codes and some bombs

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also syndi borg shittles,2 saboteur borgs and a assault borg with directive to disable all security systems on the station

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there were like so many other ones too but these two caught my attention the most for obvious reasons

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BESIDES THE PIRATE SHIP

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oh shit i forgot

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the basketball court shuttle

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet NO O NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

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HE MADE A VIDEO ABOUT IT

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also this shit is its own pr apparently

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet BRUV

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TurboTrackerss14 updated:
❌ - Gas tank explosions ("max caps") have a reduced range on WizDen servers until they can be reworked into a proper game mechanic.

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its atmover

carmine sonnet
#

fuck life

subtle gazelle
#

the malevolent toolbox is so fucking getting nerfed thanks to lilten

#

just watch

#

no way...i will actually have to be a fucking agent 47 now?

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet >have the shittiest ai shift

roll clown afterwards
drag like 8 fucking welding fuel tanks into my room
drink shitloads at the bar
dotn get drunk enough so head to maints bar and make myself something strong enough that could probably fucking kill me
plan to welderbomb myself in the clown room afterwards
chug like 3 glasses of irish car bombs
roll sleeper agent

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HOUSTON...WE HAVE NO PROBLEMS.

carmine sonnet
#

ballin

#

scientist shifts fucking suck

#

thats the one role i dont have senior class in

subtle gazelle
#

bro the ai roll was on the fuckin nuker round aswell so like i fucking FAIL miserably at keeping those fuckers at bay

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from the crew and they win,so am like damn

#

game really gave me dagd aswell as a sleeper agent

#

a sleeper agent motherfucking clown

#

what a compensation

remote bridge
#

sci is fun

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i love sci

carmine sonnet
remote bridge
#

research

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and development

#

shrimple as

subtle gazelle
subtle gazelle
#

i just fucked around after malevolent toolboxing hos and was a funny syndie clown until some guy got buttnaked,i told em to put on their clothes or i would beat them to death,they said 'do it coward' and so i did (with northstars infront of all of sec)

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet nt vs station admeme happened

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and i rolled ninja...

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total death squaddy death

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i killed like 3 or 4 death squad operators

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even minibombed one

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teleported behind that one even,i was on a MISSION to murder all the death squaddies

#

i just didn't hit that one with nothin personnel which woulda been funny

#

shit was pure chaos man,you know stations cooked if am out here actually using my blade as ninja ded

carmine sonnet
#

ive yet to see a deathsquad

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i only seen c burn or nanotrasen people

subtle gazelle
#

like no dawg am not a fucking hitman am a fucking NINJA

carmine sonnet
#

bruh thats pathetic behavior

#

if i get deathsquad, no quarter mfs

#

i be bringing warhammer diplomacy up in nt

subtle gazelle
#

the last one that i killed with a minibomb was atleast taking it like a champ and not being a bitch

#

the rest however,FAILURES

#

i was a ert before that during that event btw,had to deal with some fucking rambo ahh secoffs after i gunned down a wave of some front lining ones and died

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet mfw i call in a dragon as ninja thinking it wont fucking do all that much only for it to fucking murder half the station,i walk into the aftermath,literally every fucking hall is just painted in blood and corpses

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like goddamn

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i wanted to FUCKING FIGHT IT but am glad i didnt after seeing the aftermath

#

like goddamn even before i got to see it revenant was warning me like nah bro,dont do it,its not worth it go leave

carmine sonnet
#

lmfao

#

youd imagine youll just see a bloody hallway

#

that mfing dragon was tweaking

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet lost 6 ninja raffles in a row,become science instead,bola a ninja and stab him with a uranium spear as he tries to steal out research

#

that whole round all i really did was fucking do arti,actually go valid hunting a syndie because sec were fucking dead or not doing shit and gave that syndie cancer with that spear

carmine sonnet
#

mans crafted a contraband and fucked up antags as scientist

subtle gazelle
#

mfw cap dies in bridge,mf esword and cap laser is fighting me and i still manage to fucking hit him with stage 3 cancer,bro hit me like idk 3 or four times and i had zero armor

#

in the end mime fucked him up with a pie and killed him with his own esword

subtle gazelle
#

i zwear everytime i see something sci related when it comes to ss13 its something about a TTV bomb or xeno archeology

carmine sonnet
#

man ss13 built diff

#

even sci has maxcaps the fuck

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet 7 ninja raffles lost in a row and counting ded

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am fucking shadowbanned breh

carmine sonnet
#

time to spend money on raffle prime

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet 8

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FUCKING

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NINJA RAFFLES

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THIS ONE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A JETPACK

#

DURING A WAR OPS ROUND ON LEVI

#

a fucking admin had to fling them to the station bruh

#

we so fucking need time reqs for roles like ninja,drag,lone op bruh

carmine sonnet
#

how tho

#

they need to add like a shinobi or some shit for that

subtle gazelle
#

i deadass checked the account of the guy who rolled ninja that round,dude only had like 10 fuckin rounds in the game,i dunno what was going through his mind

#

its okay to be new to ninja but man,atleast learn the basics of the game first before fucking taking the role

carmine sonnet
#

oh def then

#

like 1k hour

subtle gazelle
#

NIIIIINE NINJA RAFFLES LOST IN A ROW

#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#

i deadass had another ghost who fucking KNEW about my ninja raffle losses bruh!

#

like its starting to become a running joke on levi or what

carmine sonnet
#

play grasshopper

carmine sonnet
#

pretty neat

carmine sonnet
#

guess whos in a warops round in a mrp server

carmine sonnet
#

peak mrp round

remote bridge
#

lotg

#

echolest wants to learn how to play spessman

subtle gazelle
#

man

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if they are going us east or smth maybe sure

#

i am NOT playing on us west (cause am from eu and my ping is already fucking DOGSHIT)

remote bridge
#

echo is eu

#

dummy!!!

subtle gazelle
#

ooohhhh

#

in that case goobstation would be good but that shit is like selfantag central

#

so yeah either leviathan or grasshopper would be a good pick,leviathan more so because grasshopper tends to get targeted by raiders just for being a new player server kek

remote bridge
#

teach em how to play

#

i already forgor the controls

subtle gazelle
remote bridge
#

then u can reteach me at the same time

#

is as shrimple as rhat

subtle gazelle
#

hopefully i don't get targeted by a fucking syndie agent when am teaching the guy

#

SURELY

#

i wont be a kill target

remote bridge
#

surely

subtle gazelle
#

actually cargo or sci could be gud

#

i am NOT teaching him engi (even if i have nearly 400 hours on that shit)

remote bridge
#

u know what

#

drag em to frontier

subtle gazelle
#

antags can be very disruptive for learning experience yeah

#

but thats kinda just part of the game

remote bridge
#

truee

#

wizden is hit or miss imo

subtle gazelle
#

leviathan from what i saw suffers from shitsec,but thats about all i noticed,and again grasshopper also suffers from deficit of sec and command players

#

oh and actually INTERESTING FUCKING ANTAG PLAYERS

#

GODDAMN! antags are like so uncreative at times its fucking infuriating

remote bridge
#

it izzz wat it izzz

carmine sonnet
#

lrp warops are peak ss14

subtle gazelle
#

and really rn cause of YET ANOTHER ATMOS NERF frezon may not be allat good for monis

#

so nah atmos might not be pumping out cash for cargo to buy bagazillion guns

subtle gazelle
#

like all of security was after me cause i was doing driveby's on cargo with my jetpack and shotty

remote bridge
#

solo antag moment

subtle gazelle
#

head of security was after me,all of sec and cargo were after me

#

i still got 2/3 objectives done kek

#

SUUURE i got arrested

#

but hey being carried to evac while in cuffs by literally all of security is the shit

subtle gazelle
#

but after observing and playing alongside a real robust loneop a handful of times ive learnt that

#

the way to play lone operative is to play like a fucking pirate

#

mug science or cargo for their autolathe,emag it to print shitloads of ammo,maybe even kill the quartermaster for they digiboard and then buy yourself meds and slowly chip away at the station

#

either that or just hit the station with a hollow purple (china lake)

remote bridge
#

the words are comin back to me

#

slowly rmbr stuff

subtle gazelle
#

i got another fren into the game and he quit months ago cuz of le ban

#

and he barely rember stuff

#

kinda hope he appeals cause shenanigans were funny

#

fren only rember the nukies

#

like properly

#

man its boring as hell without fren

#

:(

#

ANYWAY

#

if echolest somehow gets on leviathan or smth ill teach him cargo,sci and or engi (i cannot guarantee that we won't loose the singularity)

#

that applies to both science AND engi

#

which actually got me wondering

#

do artifacts in frontier have station wide destruction nodes

#

or is that entirely cut out

#

cause it would be funny to see a fucking tesla appear in middle of space thanks to some investigator fucking up

carmine sonnet
carmine sonnet
#

i wanna teach echo how to engineer

#

also @remote bridge when did echo wanna ss14?

#

wth

#

@ruby thorn i summon you

remote bridge
#

everythin from last nite was a blur

#

i forgor

#

was talkin about spessman

#

he got interested

carmine sonnet
#

the psyop deepens

ruby thorn
#

Summoned

remote bridge
subtle gazelle
#

deadass left him alone for TWO WEEKS on levi

#

cause like

#

it was when hopper got created and i was teaching newbies how to salv n engi

#

i come back to levi

#

and he was deadass acting weird

#

imma be real im taking the blame

#

shouldnt have left bro in the trenches 😔

#

i personally blame the lizar-

#

GET OUT OF MY SKIN

subtle gazelle
#

truly the wizden maintainers cycle

#

just watch,few days later salv is gonna get nuked again

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
#

bro literally trapped me in the hop office i will never fucking forget that ded

#

either way

#

shenanigans were still fun but bro quit after the ban,not even tryin for a appeal you get the jist

subtle gazelle
#

but yeah like

#

theres taht

carmine sonnet
#

its so over

#

it used to be my favorite department

carmine sonnet
#

i have every senior drip unlocked

#

lotg you got like thousands hours right

#

i dont even know which department to stay in anymore

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet jumped to monkestation (ss13) and spent like 10 minutes customizing my character right

#

walked out of arrivals,went to dorms to get some drip,i walk into maints,some guy hits me with some fucking magic spell and switches bodies with me

#

now am just sitting here confused in sci

#

like damn

carmine sonnet
#

did you become a woman

subtle gazelle
#

no bro i am a fucking robot

#

i was a ethereal before

#

some weird glowy mf

carmine sonnet
#

LMFAO

#

im trying to get station ai role now lol

#

im getting this rn

subtle gazelle
#

nah but bro

carmine sonnet
#

120 minutes

#

and i unlock every role in the game

subtle gazelle
#

i message my own pda

#

via his pda

#

and ask him what was that about

#

and am left on read 😔

carmine sonnet
#

im the most qualified mf in any lobby

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
#

bro the wizard is like a serial body snatcher am not shitting you

#

he fucking stole the CE's body

carmine sonnet
#

cant have shit in centcom

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet the wizard is now in medbay cuffed and missing a entire fucking leg

#

what the fuck did bro do with my body

carmine sonnet
#

are they antags

#

wizardS?

subtle gazelle
#

i mean yeah obviously

#

but what the fuck did he do with my body ITS MISSING A ENTIRE LEG

#

BRO HE JUST FUCKING DISAPPEARED

#

AM PRETTY SURE THATS LIKE A MECHANIC WITH ETHEREALS BUT DAMN

subtle gazelle
subtle gazelle
#

so uh basically lizard on steroids

carmine sonnet
#

mrp without the fear of combat

#

i still remember the people you said that were complaining about you playing as space dragon

subtle gazelle
#

mauled em both and ghosted after leaving the area

#

like they both got rescued

#

i dont see the issue hmmclueless

subtle gazelle
#

bros really gotta appeal that ban bruh i missed this dumbass

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet i won a ninja raffle (impossible)

#

straight up had a gamer moment against a seccie too

#

she spots me in the dark despite my invis,starts firing,i teleport into viro,i teleport right where grav would have taken her from firing out there in space,cue le ultra instinct theme,as shes firing off where i was i electrocute

#

bro was screaming over the radio that i was low while i was like full hp

carmine sonnet
#

i love misinformation

subtle gazelle
#

nah but that teleport was clean as fuck

#

i dont care what anyone says

#

i was LITERALLY RIGHT BEHIND THE MF

#

that shit woulda been some nothing personnel kid shit if i actually bothered to kill people as ninja

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
#

got me a greentext

#

yes i bombed grav

subtle gazelle
#

those be pretty fuckin easy objectives,unless well

#

mime was just going freebird

#

thats what i been doing as syndie until i stopped rolling it altogether

carmine sonnet
#

easy layup

#

maybe ask a mod if you got rolebanned

subtle gazelle
#

nah i just disabled it lol,if am antagging am ghost role antag 100% of the time now

carmine sonnet
#

oh lol

subtle gazelle
#

but yeah like,when i DID roll for syndie

#

i would go freebird

#

or will try to

carmine sonnet
#

what do you do in freebird

subtle gazelle
#

as in gun down all of sec that try to stop me

carmine sonnet
#

oh shit lol

subtle gazelle
#

i need freebird midi fer real fer real

#

i would just wait for solo to kick in just to do that shit

carmine sonnet
#

my overall playtime

#

i got all the senior stuff

#

i also checked that janitor and passenger have a fucking senior drip

#

like wtf

subtle gazelle
#

i am NOT gonna go stealth am gonna SCHEME and THEN go loud

carmine sonnet
#

i like stealthops

subtle gazelle
#

its gotten too boring for me personally,like sure its funny when you take a cmo's handheld monitor right out of their hands

#

and just walk away

#

but going full mass shooter also works letroll

#

better yet threaten the cmo first and if they deny giving you the monitor fucking shoot them dead

carmine sonnet
#

mf buys the bola

#

devious activity

subtle gazelle
#

oh yeah bola stunprod is slept on

#

theyre actually so goated,i nearly got a ninja with a bola+uranium spear

#

and that shit was on hopper and the ninja was some fuckin sala player

#

brother really wanted that free ninja greentext tsk tsk tsk

#

bro you know what i been noticing doe

#

when am sci,no fucking mats from salv

#

when am salv,no fucking power from engi

#

when am engi,NO FUCKING SEC

#

LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

#

CAN THE STATION FUNCTION PROPERLY FOR ONCE!!!!

carmine sonnet
#

aint no way bruh

carmine sonnet
#

el trolle

#

i put a powersink next to sec maints and put a syndbomb in comms room lol

#

i really thought ai would stop me from setting synd bombs lol

subtle gazelle
#

@remote bridge i done and played command for first time in ages in like 1k hours

#

on grasshopper though so i just kinda spent the whole shift teaching newbies science :D

#

then the ninja appeared and got infected with the shadow anomaly...

#

which kinda to say the least put him on a leash ded

carmine sonnet
#

i should try play command on grasshopper

#

i havent touched grasshopper once

subtle gazelle
#

yeah i said fuck it ill teach newbies today as command and it worked out

#

its lowpop hours rn doe it tends to get shitty if a fuckin raider pops up

carmine sonnet
#

are moderators all over the place

subtle gazelle
#

i only ever see em around when raiders get called

carmine sonnet
#

ok good

subtle gazelle
#

so like nah bro its not like straight up salamander

#

or frontier

carmine sonnet
#

i mostly teach off the books method

subtle gazelle
#

like i go frontier,boom am a ghost suddenly 2 admeme ghosts are orbiting me like WHAT

carmine sonnet
#

you see my boy, you put explosives in the survival box

subtle gazelle
#

homie i just went to cryo on frontier,i go to spectate the most observed mf and i get orbited by 2 admeme ghosts

#

reminded me of that one time i went to levi after not playing spessman for a bit,all of levi gang is orbiting me 😔

#

like damn bruh!

carmine sonnet
#

i thought they deadass made you a ghost

subtle gazelle
#

oh yeah that woulda been funny

#

but yeah like hopper barely has moderation unless raiders pop up

carmine sonnet
#

im gonna play ce and teach mfs how to make frezon

#

making frezon is a knowledge blackhole

#

i think i also forgot how to make frezon

subtle gazelle
#

i am prob gonna be hopping between qm and rd for all god knows,i dont really like command man i deadass feel like am about to be next jf-

#

my lawyer advised me to not finish this joke for legal reasons

#

but like yeah hopper is usually super chill if there arent shitters

#

it be a double edged sword man,shit gets BORING with how chill it is sometimes

carmine sonnet
#

playing lowpop on salamander is something else

#

i was lone syndie

#

everyone was on my ass

subtle gazelle
#

thats the shit

#

that is THE shit

carmine sonnet
#

already used my crystals on powersink and syndiebomb

subtle gazelle
#

especially if you're going loud

#

aw damn

subtle gazelle
#

i want head antags to be a thing like on TGstation

#

shit i would do as a antag RD

#

but yeah like that round where i was teaching science as RD i had both cap and hos get infected with anomalies

#

also holy shit yooo am one of the scientists in the vod

carmine sonnet
#

i think i had a headrev round

#

my monkaSs late joined as sec

#

saw a barren station with blood decorating the floor

#

and met a deathsquad lmfao

subtle gazelle
#

wow

#

avg latejoin sec experience honestly

#

or command

#

honestly either works

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet same sci that i was teaching round before this one got almost all research done before i got there as RD

#

i have taught them well

carmine sonnet
#

i had one shift as rd and got all research unlocked 15 minutes in

#

it was nuts

subtle gazelle
#

sci is just such a gamble

#

you get bagazillion shit anomalies or you get some banger artis that pump out points left and right

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet went to hopper as sec,disabler'd a commander for L6 drunk

#

now imagine if the whole squad didnt pull up as i did that

#

and the fucker didnt empty the whole box into half of engi

#

i woulda wiped...

carmine sonnet
#

your friend?

carmine sonnet
#

finally got a shift off

#

oh i just got the joke its toji LOL

#

the shift was a zombie round and they decided to do a evac turn

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
#

son of a

subtle gazelle
#

i will never understand why the fuck they locked that shit behind playtime

#

like man i just want drip

#

is drip too much to ask for?

carmine sonnet
#

now it means you know what youre doing lol

worldly tinsel
#

holy shit this thread still exists?

subtle gazelle
subtle gazelle
#

now i have to fight fucking michael schrader or some other schizo hos over that shit gahdamn

#

but hey am down for dat

carmine sonnet
#

they want this mf GONE

carmine sonnet
#

slight inconvinience

subtle gazelle
#

hmmclueless

carmine sonnet
#

lord forgive me

#

@subtle gazelle whatd you want me to do big dawg

subtle gazelle
#

what station this on

#

actually nah dont answer that,am kinda half asleep so i cant rlly make up a plan rn eitehr kek

carmine sonnet
#

do i just crash out and buy an elite suit and guns

subtle gazelle
#

ngl elite not as good as it used to be we all remember the old one

#

web vest is already gud enuf for a syndie,its just that lasers will fucking murk you

#

so cap and hos are like a no go as a target

carmine sonnet
#

right forgot about web vests

#

skeleton shift

#

only one secoff warden and hos

#

im gonna wait for people to call out that hos is down and camp med

#

finna blick his ass

subtle gazelle
#

you love to see it

carmine sonnet
#

can go web vest and c20 bundle

subtle gazelle
#

dont come to medbay tomorrow ass loadout

carmine sonnet
#

ive only done stealth in all my runs

#

time to go loud

subtle gazelle
#

ive only ever started going loud recently myself because stealth started to get boring,not as exciting as straight up flying past cargo shuttle and blasting them with a enforcer

carmine sonnet
#

alright big dawg do i just wait in medbay

#

actually theres a bomb in medbay

#

i need to blick the mfs with a laser gun

subtle gazelle
#

was gonna tell you to keep watch on crew monitor for hos until i realized you a tider,thought you were med for a sec

carmine sonnet
#

im getting my money up

subtle gazelle
#

but yeah,web vest gets fucked

#

by lazors

#

but hey that shits like 70% pierce kek

carmine sonnet
#

im waiting for the right time to crash out

carmine sonnet
#

looks like im doing minibomb

carmine sonnet
#

my most played role

carmine sonnet
#

my least schizophrenic distro setup to date

carmine sonnet
#

i take it back, this is my peak

#

i solved the nitrogen issue

#

the reaction that mixes nitrogen, oxygen and tritium

#

has to be cold

#

and it creates frezon, nitrous oxide and and more nitrogen

#

ive designed a pipe branch that offsets the extra nitrogen which allows continuous and automated reaction

#

i have created infinite frezon

carmine sonnet
#

had to use the malevolent box on them

#

the c4 in my bag also blew up

#

do you link the c4 with a multitool and uh signaller?

subtle gazelle
#

yeah

carmine sonnet
#

ive mastered the crackhead technology @subtle gazelle

carmine sonnet
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actual peak design

subtle gazelle
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zamn

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but rlly if am gonna play antag am prob gonna go goob,i wanna try something new,traitor not hitting the same the 5th fuckin time

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i wonder what heretic paths are available on goob so far,if theres ashen or void path,am fuckin going in me no care

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unironically about to hit the crew with a domain expansion after i ascend

carmine sonnet
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currently playing peak

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theres marriage and shit here?

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dear lord dont make me squadron with a married man because ill sacrifice myself so he can go home with his family

subtle gazelle
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those fucking bugs will NOT TAKE ME ALIVE

carmine sonnet
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someone gave me a grenade pouch

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these mfs about to have a bad time

subtle gazelle
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i keep like 3 nades inside my armor

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in cm13 i would put the 4th in my helm

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are the squad preferences in yet

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i was a fucking deltoid in cm13

carmine sonnet
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ready to die for a pump

subtle gazelle
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(explains why i always went full suicide bomber)

carmine sonnet
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i late joined

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i lived

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im surprised cm14 has stairs

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like upper levels

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itd be nice to have that in wizden

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
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murder basement

subtle gazelle
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it was a very cool map

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i just want stations that are like planet sided rather than in space tbh

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p sure that was whole gimmick of the europa station map but that shit was BROKEN

carmine sonnet
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how come

subtle gazelle
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i deadass saw the salv ship stuck in a fucken wall

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the one time that i got to play it

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i wonder how the fuck would cargo even work

carmine sonnet
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you get cars and shit

subtle gazelle
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oh yeah that would be sick lol

subtle gazelle
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nukies would 100% would need the drop pod to be functional for em to work at all on that map

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yeah i think europa station will defo need some WORK

carmine sonnet
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im gonna be playing cm14 for a while

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i mostly did all i wanted to in wizden

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got all da senior roles

subtle gazelle
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nice nice

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i just be waiting for most content to get added into rmc14

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are all tier 3 xenos in is the question

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if the ravager is in i can defo tell it's GONNA BE A FUN RIDE

carmine sonnet
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cant wait for wizards

subtle gazelle
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i cant wait for lings,a proper one that is

carmine sonnet
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first win lol

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet my dumbass got infected with a anomaly for the first time

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i was the grav anomaly

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not the coolest one for sure but hey it has neat ability

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if you're a antag especially can always just push away secoffs from you if they try to baton you

carmine sonnet
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my cirst time being infected was the fire anom

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it was awesome

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet rolled syndie for first time in AGES.

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i just said fuck it and gunned down my target in middle of a hallway

subtle gazelle
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oh fuck

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another tide incoming

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BRACE FOR IMPACT

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
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what

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i didnt even watch the vod

carmine sonnet
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news about another tide

subtle gazelle
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oh yeah

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100% hopper and goob are gonna fucking explode

carmine sonnet
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havent tried goob

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also whats hopper

subtle gazelle
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you know the new player server lol

carmine sonnet
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howd they differ from wizden

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oh

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hopper got it

subtle gazelle
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and yeah like goob also took the tide last time

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but goob has like alots of different shit

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like you got more antags,supermatter engine

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and some other shit i havent seen yet but gonna check out later