#Space Station 14 Crew
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THEY STRAIGHT UP DROPPED DOMAIN EXPANSION MALEVOLENT TOOLBOX BEFORE THEY INSTAGIBBED HOP
ITS SPREADING
apparently delta has sec borgs??
they announced that theyre migrating hosts for now
so their servers are down
@carmine sonnet MELEE EXECUTIONS HAVE BEEN ADDED
IT IS TIME TO STUN AND CUFF AS NINJA
HIT THE SECCIES WITH THEIR OWN MEDICINE
oh shit what
basically if a guy is cuffed or incapicated you can fucking execute them with a bladed weapon
oh i remember that
what
with nukies
i saw my commander performing an execute
did they remove and add it back in
yeah,but you could also execute with guns back then
i dunno why they didnt also add it with guns
just watched a janitor stunprod a tider,cuff him and fucking execute him with a meat cleaver
dear lord.
@carmine sonnet the janitor just hit the station with domain expansion infinite blood
wtf lol
we literally could NOT clean it
a single janiborg STRUGGLED WITH JUST ONE TILE
600 UNITS OF BLOOD
@carmine sonnet four fucking rat kings spawned on train
FOUR OF THEM
I WAS ONE OF EM,THE REVENANT GASLIT 3 OF THEM TO KILL SEC AND COMMAND,THEY ALL DIED,I THE LAST SURVIVING RAT KING WANTED TO AVENGE THEM
SO I SLAUGHTERED LIKE HALF OF THE CREW LMFAO
went to medbay,hos is there inside of med AND HE JUST SEES ME WALKING DOWN THE HALL WITH THE FUCKING ARMY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND I WALK IN AND HIT THEM WITH THE DOMAIN EXPANSION:LOOSE
AND LIKE ALL OF MED JUST DIES
jesus
the fucking revenant was a war profiteer man
literal war profiteer
caused all my bros to die,which made me want to avenge them which resulted in half of the crew dying and ate their souls
nicholas cage type shit
A SINGLE RAT KING
WITH VENGEANCE ON HIS MIND
now if i was a ninja the station woulda gotten COOKED
@carmine sonnet got the bible from the chaplain through a confession as a thief
straight up a confession bruh
my ass out here rp'd to get my objective done bruh!!
okay but seriously WHEN WILL I GET THIS OBJECTIVE
I NEED IT
@carmine sonnet ANOTHER TRAITOR HAS MADE USE OF THE MALEVOLENT TOOLBOX YET AGAIN
I TAUGHT THEM WELL
like second i saw that fucking chemist buy a remote signaler,i KNEW it was them
i just didnt know WHEN it would happen
@carmine sonnet A CLASSIC SS13 MAP HAS BEEN MERGED
COGMAP 1
@carmine sonnet me (a space ninja) and a skelly straight up pulled some fucking schizo john woo ahh gunfight in sci versus a captain and some el robusto secoff
barely escaped alive three of us lmfao
the secoff died to the skelly with a shotgun and cappo gave chase to me while i was low and i just disappeared without a trace
@carmine sonnet more people have taken notice of the malevolent survival box and started using it,and people are complaining about it now aswell,'zero counterplay box' they say,same level as noctpen they say,is nerf pr coming,is the question
WILL I HAVE TO FINALLY DEVELOP SOME NEW SYNDIE TECH?
that like complaining that spacing has zero counterplay
@carmine sonnet just 1v2'd a armed the fuck up skeleton and a nukeop reinf monkey
my dumbass dumped a entire lecter mag into the skelly,dropped it,pulled out a kammerer out of my bag,dumped the whole fucking tube into the monkey,pulled out a mk58 and finished off the skelly
my secoff lookingass was doing some gun-fu up in this bitch
the enforcer is where it gets fucking REAL
@carmine sonnet OH GOD
FREAKY WARDEN
HE HELL NAW
either that or literal war terrorist warden
plus they added a german accent trust me someone WILL do it
looks like im playing warden all the time now
@carmine sonnet just found thsi fucking clip i cant
shits gotta be scripted man aint no fucking way
HAHAHAHAAHH I FUCKING CALLED IT SOMEONE DEFO DID IT
AH HEEEELLLL NAAAAAA
erp moment
im gonna get a borg to rp as a automated shocking device
if someone says shock they shock
@carmine sonnet just gunned down cap as salv because the fucker shot me for my looted bloodred i got off loneop shuttle
salvonia WILL NOT kneel
did sec hunt you down
no
i had a fucking WT
a bloodred with WT is basically like fighting HoS
i gotta check admin remarks after allat
they dm you?
nah,and it was completely justified what i did btw,the fucker started firing on me for no reason despite SAYING THAT I LOOTED THE LONEOP SHIP FOR THE BLOODRED,apparently they were under the suspicion that the salvager got fucking killed and was being imitated
@carmine sonnet found a server that is literally like frontier but its straight up a fucking warzone,like 5 factions that just want to kill each other but mf turned out to be a HRP server
i gotta fucking see what this is about despite being hrp
like theres straight up shuttle armaments and shit that ACTUALLY work properly
from what i saw in the vods on ss14 disc
imagine doing warcrime lrp tactics on that shit
@carmine sonnet okay deadass ninja is easy as hell to pull off,i should 100% start doing some crazy shit as ninja,some metal gear rising shit man,i gotta fucking murder all of sec next time i get ninja
perhaps even try and fight the dragon that I SUMMON for shits and giggles
i just need something to do after i finish my objectives in like 20 minutes max 🗿
i wish we would get blood stains on clothes n shit like in ss14 and bloody footprints n everything like how it was in ss13,seeing a bloodied tider with northstars and everything in maints would be some horror movie shit
clothing that holds liquid
and then makes a mess everywhere you go
20% liquid threshhold and anything more will cause the clothing to drip
thatd make maint murders be more impactful
have stabbing someone be a bloody mess
and incentivise using the execute function by making it less bloody to do
table tide
im gonna send some banger screenshots i see from the wizden discord
500 cigarette burger
genuinely over
hamster rev
blud couldnt even hold a flasher
banger greytide gif
this looks fun to rp as
newmed copium
crates of mothroaches doused in cognizine
i love white phosphorus
i kinda wanna do a disposals trap setup
emag the recycler and set the conveyor belt to max speed
and put down turrets
genuinely over
its always the stretched images
@carmine sonnet went on frontier for first time in ages,already got in trouble with the feds because i was breaking into a armored NT vault,my ship was straight up docked there,and like i enter back in,their ship is right infront of the cockpit,and theyre like 'we've got a solid reason to detain and search you,if you comply you will leave with the least amount of punishment' and just as they say that i just undock the vault and fucking slither away to the left because well i wasnt fucking blocked in by like 3 ships now okay so i could do that
last thing i hear from the feds as am leaving is the sheriff going 'shit'
then i ftl'd into a expedition to lose them
mans playing gta 7
i had shitload of contraband in the back bro,aint no way i was turning myself in
a esword,like metric shitton of firearms
better start a hotbox trade station
@carmine sonnet okay finally got whitelisted for that hrp frontier thingmcjig fork and ngl some ships be looking wack as fuck
lol what
from what am seeing on their disc server,but am defo going to be taking part in the syndie factions
like DAMn
thats wack
le shock drone
but then you get cool shit like this
holy shit man the syndies dont really got that many shuttles,its literally fucking 3 shuttles for the syndies from what am seeing on their shipyard channel
and 2 of them are like straight up bomber jet-ish small shittles
theres mentions of more in the changelogs for them but like idk bruh
@carmine sonnet bro these mfs are planning to nerf salvage to shit,holy fucking shit
the fucking pka is becoming a nerf gun dawg i fuckin cant
salvonia has fallen
billions must order smg crates
delusional mf
i remember powering an entire station with this fucking thing its goated lol
thats literally how the station works
who needs scrungolo just break like 5 rtg's
bro haas not seen a broken rtg
only other thing that powers the station besides that shit on the screenshot is the fucking ame,that fucking map doesnt have exped pc for salv i believe,shits so bad,no fucking way am bringing bagazillion more rtg's for them to break
cause asteroids got turned into a fucking suicide mission for salv lately,literally saw nothing but that new goliath mob on one of them
no more burrowers,just a horde of goliaths
Arent both of those names not allowed
Idk when i was playing colonial marines i named myself Chips Dubbo (australian marine from Halo) and a mod told me to change my name
Idk how it is on other servers
i have seen some admemes have players change their name over stuff like this yeah
oh shit are they lol
@carmine sonnet just spent a round as ninja manually setting people as wanted for some dumb reasons
like for warden i had 'ZERO RIZZ,LITERALLY ADRUBIN THE BITCHLESS'
mental warfare
@carmine sonnet apparently changeling is close as fuck to being implemented
ive been informed of this ingame and apparently most of the shit is already coded
same for ai
i wanna play ai
bruh moment
@carmine sonnet mfw levi gets fucking assassinated so all of levi just goes to hopper
also i recently found out as ninja whatever you are dragging gets teleported with you if you katana dash while dragging something
@carmine sonnet witnessed a admeme spawn in the wizard
the rod form spell is fucking terrifying
unlike the regular rod it fucking travels like mach fucking 5
and instagibs shit just like the regular rod
but man seeing that shit travel across the screen in like les than a milisecond is SOMETHING
man i cant wait for full implementation of wizards,just make them a ghost role and my dumbass wont ever be seen as crew or non-loneop nukie ever again
mfs be crowding the observe roster
honestly yeah mid round antag roles are like p crowded,also ngl those new salvage changes aint looking so bad i like it,but those fuckers are gonna remove the reclaimer..
also AI is close to finally get playtested sooner or later
i actually saw a admeme fucking around with AI stuff like twice by now in span of 2 days
i wanna play as ai
yesterday i was a ninja and admeme was fucking around with AI core and everything and i announced 'i am gonna subvert this fucking AI just watch'
and i blow up a hole in ai core only to nearly get gunned down by 2 turrets
barely survived cause of my katana teleport lmfao
its gonna be a fucking gamechanger,loud syndies are NOT gonna have fun
unless well AI is malf
at that point yeah everyone is cooked
@carmine sonnet was a reinforcement for a first time traitor
his target literally walked into the room we were in,the target goes 'oh hey guy-'i pull out a viper and magdump him and throw him out into space
and not gonna lie i had a funny fucking reinf name 'THAT DAMN TRAITOR GEORGE MELONS!'
melon menace strikes once more
straight up had a fight with the captain aswell,cause the magdump drew attention of a nearby doctor,which then resulted in them opening the door to me and my boss just cleaning up the mess which then prompted me to chase them with a fucking knife
it was a FUCKING THROWING KNIFE,NOT A COMBAT KNIFE THOUGH,UUUUUUUUGH
i straight up got into crit,and i epi'd myself beforehand and cap was there and i just fucking threw the knife into his face before falling crit again lmfao
cause i had literally no armor no nothing to defend against the laser
mfw wake up in medbay uncuffed and cap is there aswell on another medical bed telling med that i gotta be cuffed,he gets up close,i fucking get up,shove the cuffs outta his hands and just have yet another brawl
anyway raiders sucked at raiding so they decided to ddos lol
barebones AI playtest coming today from what everyone is saying on ss14 disc
what the fuck
i have some cracked syndicate items in my inventory right now
this is a banger cargo tech shift
found an omnizine mysterious pill
weakest cargo tech in salvonia
i remember why this game is so entertaining
this shit shoots real bullets by the way
fuckass round
@carmine sonnet bro a skelly robusted a entire squad of nukies
bro was playing it like a motherfucking rambo,captain knew he was dying,he handed skelly the disk and stayed behind to fight the nukies
and after the captain died the skelly just fucking went rambo on thsoe motherfuckers dude
he killed 4 out of 5 nukies
i downed one personally,dragon got me in the end though
how do you execute people though
they gotta be in crit and or cuffed,you gonna need a bladed weapon and then you right click and execute
also there was a fuckin russian griefer during survival blasting people,and i was a skelly who fucking ultra instinct'd 2 of his kammerer blasts at nearly point blank range
oh that sucks wtf
becoming a skelly turns you into a fucking rambo confirmed
i thought you can just execute them while theyre cuffed
oh nah like i did say cuffed no?
i have yet to been executed
well,outside of crit
oh
i tried sacrificing a lizard cube on a altar before
i cuffed em with lv cables
no option popped up
this one
@carmine sonnet there was a wizard event just now on levi
wizard instagibbed hos infront of all of command
@carmine sonnet
goes to hopper to teach sci
mfw its just me and a single RA and nobody else in the department
tells me its his first ever shift as sci
drag him into the arti lab and start teaching him
mfw wewlad hits just as am teaching him the basics of how artis work
i say fuck it and just continue teaching him despite being a traitor
get tier 3 research and teach him how artis work and everything
one of my targets have died on their own by this point
my other target is a cargo tech
i go to cargo after it has been bombed to shit to get mats so i can give him a bag of holding as a present
i find the said target at front desk and hit him with this
evac finally comes
me and the RA are just chilling and eating whatever the fuck chef brought to the shuttle as the evac shuttle basically devolves into chaos
due to cargo being bombed to shit already,i couldnt really get mats,the fucking salvoids took the ore processor so i just did the deed
so i didnt manage to get him a BoH
malevolent ass play
@carmine sonnet ai only gonna be available on bagel for some time it seems,a station specific role 
motherfucker man
and from judging from the screenshots
its already been super effective with catching syndies
@carmine sonnet
go to leviathan to spectate and in hopes of getting ninja to troll
mfw witness a secoff in med just watch the most obvious fucking syndie pulla edagger and a holo on some med
he doesnt do shit
med gets dragged away and gibbed in maints
another time there was a passenger being gibbed by that holo aswell but well there wasnt sec so i cant call that shitsec,but holy shit that med attack was literally mind numbing to watch,SECURITY,WAKE THE FUCK UP,EVEN AM NOT THIS SHIT WHEN AM SEC
maximum brain rot
OH MY GAH THATS GOATED
@carmine sonnet my dumbass just had the most lethal brain fart in human history,i straight up threw a ignited flare into a gas leak,because there was no gravity so i was throwing shit to get away from the gas,mfw all of medbay goes up in flames because my brain lagged
Station AI is in an early phase, but it is looking rather cool and still has enough of a presence to certainly change every round the AI is present in.
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imagine getting rolebanned from that
banned for pure muscle memory developed in salvonia
i believe like 4 or more people died
pog
i want surgery though
newmed please
@carmine sonnet chemist cogni'd one of my rats as rat king,i dubbed him timmy the second
he lived for like 3 minutes because a zombie outbreak happened
Most likely the first round of Wizden SS14 featuring a station AI attempting to prevent the nukies from killing everyone. Very interesting to watch, changes the way nukies will have to play forever.
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AND OBVIOUSLY THEY LOST 
ai being barebones doesnt mean its useless,fucker can isolate the nukers from one another,it was not really all that great in here but like i can defo see ai making good use of the bolts during nukers
@carmine sonnet we just had a admeme on levi where it was death squad versus LITERALLY EVERYTHING
all of the station were syndies,we had nukies,a wave of syndi borgs,fucking CLUWNES WITH SLEDGEHAMMERS (THE HORROR) and pretty sure we had some other shit too,but like man death squad lost only like 2 or 3 people
and i just walked into minigun fire barely taking any damage
so glad death squad isnt all that common with how this fucking played out holy shit,A FULL STATION OF SYNDIES couldnt do shit
even after being armed up with some strong fuckin weaponry
fuck im glad i wasnt there
i saw the word death squad and knew it was wraps
it was deathsquad versus literally everything bro,admeme really threw everything they could
at best like 2 ds mfs died
which is a skill issue on their part
because HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DIE AS DEATH SQUAD DAWG!!
@carmine sonnet had my first round as AI
i bolted in a syndie in bridge after he fucked up med and i waited for sec to arrive
mfw sec is just dead and or literally not listening to radio
if only LAW 1 WASNT A THING,IF IT WAS REMOVED..
law 1 murder shitsec
@carmine sonnet was a syndi monki agent and honestly a lone op that called me in was fuckin cooking
bro stole the sci lathe,then gunned down cargo,bought meds and everything,then proceeded to buy like shitload of animal crates and went on to announce 'noah ark ops'
again,emagged the lathe,bagazillion bulldog mags,and basically only thing that got us in the end was the fucking dragon
we had the disk and everything
RECLAIMER IS REMOVED BRUH
THEY REMOVED FULTONS AND SEISMIC CHARGES TOO
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING TO MY SALVAGE
oh they made it only blueprint only bruh,the seismic and fultons,dawg what da fuck
what is this shit dawg...
man what the fuck
they removed salvage
they made gas miners indestructible LMFAO
THIS IS BEYOND NERF DAWG,THEY PRACTICALLY REMOVED THE JOB 😭
ikr
salv branch only exists if the station researchs it
and good fucking luck with that
i mean we are basically getting daily salv changes from what am seeing,shit might be getting full rework soon enough
@carmine sonnet
peaceful salv shift
am jsut jetpacking back and forth between magnet and wrecks/asteroids
on this one asteroid i forget to pack my mass scanner in the backpack,left it in the salvage rig on the station by mistake
am lost
i call out my coords
qm doesnt come to pick me up
mfw i have to pka gamba around space
FUCKING DRAGON SHOWS UP OUT OF NOWHERE IN SPACE AND KILLS ME
never heard of ever again
well until ALL OPERATIVES ON STANDBY-
i missed my clusterbang (shit bounced off the wall of a one tile opening into the cargo shuttle full of people) and gunned down the qm and like 4 other people while me and hos were basically gunning for each other in space with jetpacks
oh also as i was boarding the station a fucking space clown walked into my shuttle and was like HRMMMMM before i murdered him with a esword
what
oh antag ghost role
they should add a large space dragon that acts as the gamespace border
since we have station anchors now
yeah my ass rolled lone op like 8 minutes before evac 
you know,i dont tend to use nades,so a smoke bomb implant would be just fucking perfect for me as i lean towards implants
@carmine sonnet you just ever go so schizo as a sleeper agent that whole fucking crew is after you,because thats just what happened
AI was after me aswell
like holy shit,after the evac left,i just sat down at arrivals like
cause i had to fight sectoids,tiders,the fucking dragon
and AI bolting my ass in everywhere i went
thats the last thing i want
the loneop caused enough noise that me buying weapons wasnt that much of a concern,so i just bought guns and armor and armed up,went to kill captain,got his gun and then the eshotgun i needed to steal and basically ran into maints
and had handful of gunfights with crew and sec,actually had a moment with a cluster nade where i threw it down,ran outta maints,get met with a seccie heading towards which maints i was in,we start shooting each other and that whole maint tunnel just goes boom as am running and gunning
mfs be raiding the kitchen for milk after that
@carmine sonnet you bet the ai was just checking the crew monitor,seeing all those fucking crewmembers go flatlining in dispos after he bolted me in there like:
LIKE BUDDY I HAVE THE ENFORCER AND ESHOTTY,NOBODY IS LEAVING,NOT ALIVE
@carmine sonnet i did it,i subverted the ai as ninja
but shit got fixed after it started killing masses
cause i left the crewsimov board in the upload room along the other boards
if i roll ninja on bagel,thats where shit will get real,i can tell you that much
the ai's law upload and everything is so isolated.
this was on meta,where the upload is literally above bridge
theres law upload now?
yeah
need rd access atleast,and or a emag,ninja emag doesnt work doe
OH SHIT
DISCOUNTED GEAR IS NOW A THING FOR SYNDIES LIKE IT WAS IN SS13
INB4 4 TC ESWORD
or better yet the fucking china lake discount
discount china lakes are going to be worse than first release meteors
@carmine sonnet mfw roll nukie commander for first time in ages and half my team goes to jerk off in atmos to plasmaflood and then proceed to die
one of the said nukies then proceeded to mald in ooc chat on how they hate nukies wah wah wah HOW ABOUT YOU NOT PLAY THE FUCKING ROLE IF YOU HATE IT
AND FOLLOW MY PLAN
WE KILLED AI,CHECK,WE KILLED COMMS,CHECK,NEXT WAS MED AND CARGO,WHERE IN THAT FUCKING PLAN WAS ATMOS EVER MENTIONED,YOU DIDNT REGROUP WITH US AT BRIDGE WHEN WE SAID WE WERE THERE,WE LOST MOMENTUM,AND WE DIED LIKE THAT
oh also salvage can find a funny item on debris,golden mask which fucking posesses you and ghosts you out of your body and makes your character try to murder everyone nearby
like dude,half of the firepower went fucking POOF because they decided hrmmm we'llgo atmos instead to plasmaflood hehehawhaw
this is one reason i dont play command at all,dickheads dont listen to you,and shit goes bad cause of that
like just imagine if i had two more c20's pointed at a captain with a fucking eshotgun
sounds sick
kinda wanna get that as antag
my actions are not held accountable
is the discount gonna be a permanent feature?
if synd bombs go on discounts
man
OH NO
OH HELL NAW
bro if minibombs go on discounts i will literally pop heads of all command there are
i do not fucking care i will literally pop heads with those bombs
such a goated fucking update
yeah like thieving glove that shit onto somebody with a weapon like chef and just watch him go ham lmfao
mm yes
we got 12 objects on maints thats consuming 15000 kw
mfs gonna start making bitcoin farms and shit my dude
5 tc cluster nades
my god.
economy is BOOMING
quite literally
but like holy shit man this is such a goated update
banger image
@carmine sonnet bro,i bombed cap for the disk objective,i fly outside with a mini jetpack i got as salv,i fly past a fucking loneop shuttle.
JUST WHAT ARE THE ODDS
I GET THE DISK,SUDDENLY I HAVE EVERYONE ON ME INCLUDING THE FUCKING NUKIES
yeah i have disk,i need it,THAT FUCKER NEEDS IT TOO
we'd have to basically kill each other for it man
i just checked and i got like 2.2k
i knew it
ingame stats say 1.3k but that only includes crew stuff
not like nuclear operative,spess ninja n stuff
nahh
you know what would be funi
if frontier were to add SHIP ai's
now that le station ai is finally a thing on le 14
how would that work tho
honestly i feel like it would only be available for da bigger ships
i dont see a fucking
prospector rocking a AI
pioneer with AI 
man theres worse ship
YEAH
is that a sea lard
the fucking
AI CORE
is literally sat down
next to you in canister
a wholeass telescreen with a face
t3 canister is goated
besides that i had a silly round where a admeme fucked around with me for whatever reason OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE
made me believe someone was impersonating me and shit
mf made me visit the station's psychologist
me bringing a maxcap and jaws of life to ai room after it bolted me in maints for the 45282th time
am still so fucking amazed that i even got the greentext with ai on my ass that one time as a sleeper agent
like the fucker was bolting me in everywhere i went basically
i didnt even bother killing it honestly
woulda been the play
@carmine sonnet
BECOMING LORD TESLA IS NOW GONNA BE POSSIBLE
bless up
imagine electric anomaly infected scientist just running into teh fucking nukies just to pulse to stun their ass
advanced suicide bombing
i want a new station though with a modular gimmick
like the ai can switch around the rooms
and jettison station modules
thatd be sick
non crew detected in module 1-a, initiating detach
@carmine sonnet a sentient artifact unleashed the station wide destruction node on evac shuttle 
half of the shuttle got eaten by singulo
minor inconvenience
@carmine sonnet new shuttle events got added to the game
there was a fucking syndie shuttle with 2 friendship cannons,2 surpluses,3 bloodreds and nuke codes and some bombs
also syndi borg shittles,2 saboteur borgs and a assault borg with directive to disable all security systems on the station
there were like so many other ones too but these two caught my attention the most for obvious reasons
BESIDES THE PIRATE SHIP
oh shit i forgot
the basketball court shuttle
@carmine sonnet NO O NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
Also technically includes ashing mechanics, but primarily this is to explain what type of damage common bombs do, and how to utilize them in your antagonist play.
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HE MADE A VIDEO ABOUT IT
also this shit is its own pr apparently
malevolent box?
YES,and now i will 100% be seeing this shit be used even MORE
@carmine sonnet BRUV
TurboTrackerss14 updated:
❌ - Gas tank explosions ("max caps") have a reduced range on WizDen servers until they can be reworked into a proper game mechanic.
its atmover
fuck life
the malevolent toolbox is so fucking getting nerfed thanks to lilten
just watch
no way...i will actually have to be a fucking agent 47 now?
@carmine sonnet >have the shittiest ai shift
roll clown afterwards
drag like 8 fucking welding fuel tanks into my room
drink shitloads at the bar
dotn get drunk enough so head to maints bar and make myself something strong enough that could probably fucking kill me
plan to welderbomb myself in the clown room afterwards
chug like 3 glasses of irish car bombs
roll sleeper agent
HOUSTON...WE HAVE NO PROBLEMS.
ballin
scientist shifts fucking suck
thats the one role i dont have senior class in
bro the ai roll was on the fuckin nuker round aswell so like i fucking FAIL miserably at keeping those fuckers at bay
from the crew and they win,so am like damn
game really gave me dagd aswell as a sleeper agent
a sleeper agent motherfucking clown
what a compensation
what do you even do in science
and explode
the best part doe was that i had fucking dagd
i just fucked around after malevolent toolboxing hos and was a funny syndie clown until some guy got buttnaked,i told em to put on their clothes or i would beat them to death,they said 'do it coward' and so i did (with northstars infront of all of sec)
@carmine sonnet nt vs station admeme happened
and i rolled ninja...
total death squaddy death
i killed like 3 or 4 death squad operators
even minibombed one
teleported behind that one even,i was on a MISSION to murder all the death squaddies
i just didn't hit that one with nothin personnel which woulda been funny
shit was pure chaos man,you know stations cooked if am out here actually using my blade as ninja 
ive seen em like three times in total now,third time ive slaughtered like three of them,they were trying to bribe me as i was killing em too
like no dawg am not a fucking hitman am a fucking NINJA
bruh thats pathetic behavior
if i get deathsquad, no quarter mfs
i be bringing warhammer diplomacy up in nt
the last one that i killed with a minibomb was atleast taking it like a champ and not being a bitch
the rest however,FAILURES
i was a ert before that during that event btw,had to deal with some fucking rambo ahh secoffs after i gunned down a wave of some front lining ones and died
@carmine sonnet mfw i call in a dragon as ninja thinking it wont fucking do all that much only for it to fucking murder half the station,i walk into the aftermath,literally every fucking hall is just painted in blood and corpses
like goddamn
i wanted to FUCKING FIGHT IT but am glad i didnt after seeing the aftermath
like goddamn even before i got to see it revenant was warning me like nah bro,dont do it,its not worth it go leave
lmfao
youd imagine youll just see a bloody hallway
that mfing dragon was tweaking
@carmine sonnet lost 6 ninja raffles in a row,become science instead,bola a ninja and stab him with a uranium spear as he tries to steal out research
that whole round all i really did was fucking do arti,actually go valid hunting a syndie because sec were fucking dead or not doing shit and gave that syndie cancer with that spear
mans crafted a contraband and fucked up antags as scientist
at first it was for artifact's radiation reaction thingmcjig,but after it disappeared and i heard reports of HoS dead esword sec i just went unga cause i thought it was nukies
mfw cap dies in bridge,mf esword and cap laser is fighting me and i still manage to fucking hit him with stage 3 cancer,bro hit me like idk 3 or four times and i had zero armor
in the end mime fucked him up with a pie and killed him with his own esword
if this shit was ss13 it wouldnt be a spear it would be a fucking maxcap those fuckers make in they lab bruh 
i zwear everytime i see something sci related when it comes to ss13 its something about a TTV bomb or xeno archeology
@carmine sonnet 7 ninja raffles lost in a row and counting 
am fucking shadowbanned breh
time to spend money on raffle prime
@carmine sonnet 8
FUCKING
NINJA RAFFLES
THIS ONE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A JETPACK
DURING A WAR OPS ROUND ON LEVI
a fucking admin had to fling them to the station bruh
we so fucking need time reqs for roles like ninja,drag,lone op bruh
idk bro last time i checked ninja on fucking delta had a time req
i deadass checked the account of the guy who rolled ninja that round,dude only had like 10 fuckin rounds in the game,i dunno what was going through his mind
its okay to be new to ninja but man,atleast learn the basics of the game first before fucking taking the role
NIIIIINE NINJA RAFFLES LOST IN A ROW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i deadass had another ghost who fucking KNEW about my ninja raffle losses bruh!
like its starting to become a running joke on levi or what
play grasshopper
pretty neat
guess whos in a warops round in a mrp server
peak mrp round
man
if they are going us east or smth maybe sure
i am NOT playing on us west (cause am from eu and my ping is already fucking DOGSHIT)
ooohhhh
in that case goobstation would be good but that shit is like selfantag central
so yeah either leviathan or grasshopper would be a good pick,leviathan more so because grasshopper tends to get targeted by raiders just for being a new player server kek
aight FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
hopefully i don't get targeted by a fucking syndie agent when am teaching the guy

SURELY
i wont be a kill target
OKAY BUT WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN WITH THIS SHIT
actually cargo or sci could be gud
i am NOT teaching him engi (even if i have nearly 400 hours on that shit)
antags can be very disruptive for learning experience yeah
but thats kinda just part of the game
grasshopper more so,earlier days of grasshopper was fucking great,but like nowadays raiders ruin everything
leviathan from what i saw suffers from shitsec,but thats about all i noticed,and again grasshopper also suffers from deficit of sec and command players
oh and actually INTERESTING FUCKING ANTAG PLAYERS
GODDAMN! antags are like so uncreative at times its fucking infuriating
it izzz wat it izzz
lrp warops are peak ss14
dipshits build directional windows corridors for lasers
mfw they bought elites
and really rn cause of YET ANOTHER ATMOS NERF frezon may not be allat good for monis
so nah atmos might not be pumping out cash for cargo to buy bagazillion guns
i had a round where i was the only antag actually doing anything while rest just fucking existed i guess
like all of security was after me cause i was doing driveby's on cargo with my jetpack and shotty
solo antag moment
head of security was after me,all of sec and cargo were after me
i still got 2/3 objectives done kek
SUUURE i got arrested
but hey being carried to evac while in cuffs by literally all of security is the shit
i have yet to do lone op properly yet
but after observing and playing alongside a real robust loneop a handful of times ive learnt that
the way to play lone operative is to play like a fucking pirate
mug science or cargo for their autolathe,emag it to print shitloads of ammo,maybe even kill the quartermaster for they digiboard and then buy yourself meds and slowly chip away at the station
either that or just hit the station with a hollow purple (china lake)
i got another fren into the game and he quit months ago cuz of le ban
and he barely rember stuff
kinda hope he appeals cause shenanigans were funny
fren only rember the nukies
like properly
man its boring as hell without fren
:(
ANYWAY
if echolest somehow gets on leviathan or smth ill teach him cargo,sci and or engi (i cannot guarantee that we won't loose the singularity)
that applies to both science AND engi
which actually got me wondering
do artifacts in frontier have station wide destruction nodes
or is that entirely cut out
cause it would be funny to see a fucking tesla appear in middle of space thanks to some investigator fucking up
man tf happened to atmos
whyd he get banned
i wanna teach echo how to engineer
also @remote bridge when did echo wanna ss14?
wth
@ruby thorn i summon you
last nite when i was yapping about it
everythin from last nite was a blur
i forgor
was talkin about spessman
he got interested
the psyop deepens
Summoned

borderline erp
deadass left him alone for TWO WEEKS on levi
cause like
it was when hopper got created and i was teaching newbies how to salv n engi
i come back to levi
and he was deadass acting weird
imma be real im taking the blame
shouldnt have left bro in the trenches 😔
i personally blame the lizar-
GET OUT OF MY SKIN
yeah first it was atmos,then salv,now atmos again
truly the wizden maintainers cycle
just watch,few days later salv is gonna get nuked again
blud got that lrp cte
bro literally trapped me in the hop office i will never fucking forget that 
either way
shenanigans were still fun but bro quit after the ban,not even tryin for a appeal you get the jist
pog
i have every senior drip unlocked
yipee
lotg you got like thousands hours right
i dont even know which department to stay in anymore
@carmine sonnet jumped to monkestation (ss13) and spent like 10 minutes customizing my character right
walked out of arrivals,went to dorms to get some drip,i walk into maints,some guy hits me with some fucking magic spell and switches bodies with me
now am just sitting here confused in sci
like damn
did you become a woman
nah but bro
i message my own pda
via his pda
and ask him what was that about
and am left on read 😔
im the most qualified mf in any lobby
lol
bro the wizard is like a serial body snatcher am not shitting you
he fucking stole the CE's body
cant have shit in centcom
@carmine sonnet the wizard is now in medbay cuffed and missing a entire fucking leg
what the fuck did bro do with my body
i mean yeah obviously
but what the fuck did he do with my body ITS MISSING A ENTIRE LEG
BRO HE JUST FUCKING DISAPPEARED
AM PRETTY SURE THATS LIKE A MECHANIC WITH ETHEREALS BUT DAMN
i wanna go terry station cause its like EU so i wont have shit ping but then again as far as i know its like ss13's equivalent of lizard
so uh basically lizard on steroids
mrp without the fear of combat
i still remember the people you said that were complaining about you playing as space dragon
i was flanking em and shit i made a hole in a wall near their escape route
mauled em both and ghosted after leaving the area
like they both got rescued
i dont see the issue hmmclueless
played with the banned homie for first time in months on frontier.
bros really gotta appeal that ban bruh i missed this dumbass
@carmine sonnet i won a ninja raffle (impossible)
straight up had a gamer moment against a seccie too
she spots me in the dark despite my invis,starts firing,i teleport into viro,i teleport right where grav would have taken her from firing out there in space,cue le ultra instinct theme,as shes firing off where i was i electrocute
bro was screaming over the radio that i was low while i was like full hp
i love misinformation
nah but that teleport was clean as fuck
i dont care what anyone says
i was LITERALLY RIGHT BEHIND THE MF
that shit woulda been some nothing personnel kid shit if i actually bothered to kill people as ninja
bro i was in their BRAIN LIVING RENT FREE THAT ROUND,literally 3 or 4 seperate times where they misinformed about me over sec radio
those be pretty fuckin easy objectives,unless well
mime was just going freebird
thats what i been doing as syndie until i stopped rolling it altogether
nah i just disabled it lol,if am antagging am ghost role antag 100% of the time now
oh lol
what do you do in freebird
as in gun down all of sec that try to stop me
oh shit lol
i need freebird midi fer real fer real
i would just wait for solo to kick in just to do that shit
my overall playtime
i got all the senior stuff
i also checked that janitor and passenger have a fucking senior drip
like wtf
ever since that incident as salv syndie i have not been the same man
i am NOT gonna go stealth am gonna SCHEME and THEN go loud
i like stealthops
its gotten too boring for me personally,like sure its funny when you take a cmo's handheld monitor right out of their hands
and just walk away
but going full mass shooter also works letroll
better yet threaten the cmo first and if they deny giving you the monitor fucking shoot them dead
oh yeah bola stunprod is slept on
theyre actually so goated,i nearly got a ninja with a bola+uranium spear
and that shit was on hopper and the ninja was some fuckin sala player
brother really wanted that free ninja greentext tsk tsk tsk
bro you know what i been noticing doe
when am sci,no fucking mats from salv
when am salv,no fucking power from engi
when am engi,NO FUCKING SEC
LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
CAN THE STATION FUNCTION PROPERLY FOR ONCE!!!!
aint no way bruh
el trolle
i put a powersink next to sec maints and put a syndbomb in comms room lol
i really thought ai would stop me from setting synd bombs lol
@remote bridge i done and played command for first time in ages in like 1k hours
on grasshopper though so i just kinda spent the whole shift teaching newbies science :D
then the ninja appeared and got infected with the shadow anomaly...
which kinda to say the least put him on a leash 
yeah i said fuck it ill teach newbies today as command and it worked out
its lowpop hours rn doe it tends to get shitty if a fuckin raider pops up
are moderators all over the place
i only ever see em around when raiders get called
ok good
i mostly teach off the books method
like i go frontier,boom am a ghost suddenly 2 admeme ghosts are orbiting me like WHAT
you see my boy, you put explosives in the survival box
woah what
homie i just went to cryo on frontier,i go to spectate the most observed mf and i get orbited by 2 admeme ghosts
reminded me of that one time i went to levi after not playing spessman for a bit,all of levi gang is orbiting me 😔
like damn bruh!
oh yeah that woulda been funny
but yeah like hopper barely has moderation unless raiders pop up
im gonna play ce and teach mfs how to make frezon
making frezon is a knowledge blackhole
i think i also forgot how to make frezon
i am prob gonna be hopping between qm and rd for all god knows,i dont really like command man i deadass feel like am about to be next jf-
my lawyer advised me to not finish this joke for legal reasons
but like yeah hopper is usually super chill if there arent shitters
it be a double edged sword man,shit gets BORING with how chill it is sometimes
playing lowpop on salamander is something else
i was lone syndie
everyone was on my ass
already used my crystals on powersink and syndiebomb
i want head antags to be a thing like on TGstation
shit i would do as a antag RD
but yeah like that round where i was teaching science as RD i had both cap and hos get infected with anomalies
also holy shit yooo am one of the scientists in the vod
i think i had a headrev round
my monkaSs late joined as sec
saw a barren station with blood decorating the floor
and met a deathsquad lmfao
@carmine sonnet same sci that i was teaching round before this one got almost all research done before i got there as RD
i have taught them well
sci is just such a gamble
you get bagazillion shit anomalies or you get some banger artis that pump out points left and right
@carmine sonnet went to hopper as sec,disabler'd a commander for L6 
now imagine if the whole squad didnt pull up as i did that
and the fucker didnt empty the whole box into half of engi
i woulda wiped...
your friend?
finally got a shift off
oh i just got the joke its toji LOL
the shift was a zombie round and they decided to do a evac turn
man really finna get meth and run around with crusher dagger fer real fer real
son of a
i will never understand why the fuck they locked that shit behind playtime
like man i just want drip
is drip too much to ask for?
now it means you know what youre doing lol
holy shit this thread still exists?
why wouldnt it,the psyop is going we-i mean what

nah am just sad i dont got hos mantle to steal as ninja every other fucking round cause WHO THE FUCK WOULD USE THE CAPE OVER THE MANTLE BACK IN DA DAY AMIRITE FELLAS
now i have to fight fucking michael schrader or some other schizo hos over that shit gahdamn
but hey am down for dat
they want this mf GONE
slight inconvinience
what station this on
actually nah dont answer that,am kinda half asleep so i cant rlly make up a plan rn eitehr kek
ngl elite not as good as it used to be we all remember the old one
web vest is already gud enuf for a syndie,its just that lasers will fucking murk you
so cap and hos are like a no go as a target
right forgot about web vests
skeleton shift
only one secoff warden and hos
im gonna wait for people to call out that hos is down and camp med
finna blick his ass
you love to see it
can go web vest and c20 bundle
dont come to medbay tomorrow ass loadout
ive only ever started going loud recently myself because stealth started to get boring,not as exciting as straight up flying past cargo shuttle and blasting them with a enforcer
alright big dawg do i just wait in medbay
actually theres a bomb in medbay
i need to blick the mfs with a laser gun
was gonna tell you to keep watch on crew monitor for hos until i realized you a tider,thought you were med for a sec
im getting my money up
im waiting for the right time to crash out
looks like im doing minibomb
my most played role
my least schizophrenic distro setup to date
i take it back, this is my peak
i solved the nitrogen issue
the reaction that mixes nitrogen, oxygen and tritium
has to be cold
and it creates frezon, nitrous oxide and and more nitrogen
ive designed a pipe branch that offsets the extra nitrogen which allows continuous and automated reaction
i have created infinite frezon
had to use the malevolent box on them
the c4 in my bag also blew up
do you link the c4 with a multitool and uh signaller?
yeah
actual peak design
zamn
but rlly if am gonna play antag am prob gonna go goob,i wanna try something new,traitor not hitting the same the 5th fuckin time
i wonder what heretic paths are available on goob so far,if theres ashen or void path,am fuckin going in me no care
unironically about to hit the crew with a domain expansion after i ascend
currently playing peak
theres marriage and shit here?
dear lord dont make me squadron with a married man because ill sacrifice myself so he can go home with his family
everytime a xeno drags my dumbass into the hive i just up and do this
those fucking bugs will NOT TAKE ME ALIVE
i keep like 3 nades inside my armor
in cm13 i would put the 4th in my helm
are the squad preferences in yet
i was a fucking deltoid in cm13
ready to die for a pump
(explains why i always went full suicide bomber)
i late joined
i lived
im surprised cm14 has stairs
like upper levels
itd be nice to have that in wizden
oh yeah z-levels would be sick,i remember going to tgstation on ss13 and there were like z levels on this snowy version of box station called icebox
murder basement
it was a very cool map
i just want stations that are like planet sided rather than in space tbh
p sure that was whole gimmick of the europa station map but that shit was BROKEN
how come
i deadass saw the salv ship stuck in a fucken wall
the one time that i got to play it
i wonder how the fuck would cargo even work
you get cars and shit
oh yeah that would be sick lol
nukies would 100% would need the drop pod to be functional for em to work at all on that map
yeah i think europa station will defo need some WORK
im gonna be playing cm14 for a while
i mostly did all i wanted to in wizden
got all da senior roles
nice nice
i just be waiting for most content to get added into rmc14
are all tier 3 xenos in is the question
if the ravager is in i can defo tell it's GONNA BE A FUN RIDE
original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foEDIiSNbAY
sorry russian users this music probably doesnt let you view this :p
cant wait for wizards
i cant wait for lings,a proper one that is
first win lol
@carmine sonnet my dumbass got infected with a anomaly for the first time
i was the grav anomaly
not the coolest one for sure but hey it has neat ability
if you're a antag especially can always just push away secoffs from you if they try to baton you
@carmine sonnet rolled syndie for first time in AGES.
i just said fuck it and gunned down my target in middle of a hallway
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another tide incoming
BRACE FOR IMPACT
oh shit youre on top of the news lol
news about another tide
you know the new player server lol




